conisbrough castle edish
just feeding de birds toneyt lids xam a RSPB memba just feeding de birds x
>>83586079Littering is subhuman behaviour. Even pigs don't shit where they eat.
time for bed for me my leeeeeeeds
>>83586020quite liked that new Naked Gun. straightforward parody stuff but it had a few jokes that had me howling.
New thread deserves these.
Which asmr babe would you like to have babies with?
>>83586198None of them. They are all whores.
>>83586185She's definitely on the fat side. Not really into it.
miss the naughties era of shite parody ____ Movie films.Scary Movie is a classic, Scary Movie 2 had some funny moments. Superhero Movie is an overlooked gem. nowadays every film is either 'great' or it's not worth mentioning. well guess what, nobody's going to remember Parasite or Everything Everywhere All at Once in ten years' time.
>>83586219She has the prime practice girlfriend build.
>>83586208What has made you come to that conclusion?
i would like to dedicate this post to the bus drivers of britain
Went on an incel walk in the snow today, lads. Absolutely sereen. Saw some ponies with their little winter jackets on. I truly felt at peace. Don't know why people hate snow so much, it just makes everything feel so much more peaceful and calm. Walked around for hours, hope it snows again tomorrow so I can go on more comfy snow walks.
>>83586198seasidemel
>>83586311do you mind if i print this, and show it to Kevin (driver of the 37A)?thanks in advance.
i'd really appreciate it if someone remined me to change my bedding later, thanks (=
>>83586316>incel walk in the snowgood man
>>83586316>Walked around for hoursweren't you worried about getting caught?
>nothing went as planned>chad split up with me>I have to take antidepressants for mental healthaww women are so cute. :3
>>83586316walking for fun in the snow is fine but commuting in it is a ball ache
>>83586320it would be great honour to me if you did, thank you
>>83586318I can't find that asmrtist. Probably not a very pretty one anyway.
Imagine having the power to deport Turkish women from our country.
>>83586198ASMR Darling
>>83586367why specifically turkish women?
wonder if he actually saw him or not lol https://www.youtube.com/shorts/w-ENnCzehtI?feature=share
Might stick Seven Samurai on.
Why does Turkmong have pictures of children saved on his computer? Hes been following Ruth since she was about 15https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83562255/#83565234
Thinking of resetting the Xbox and laptop, pack it all away, sell all my stuff and see if my life improves. Maybe just buy an iPhone if I get on bennies and surely I'll go out more with nothing to do. I hate being tied down by possessions.
>>83586238Parasite is pretty good me lid not sure what you're getting at. The other one seemed like meme slop though I enjoy it too.
>>83586382That photo was taken last year, she started doing YouTube when she was 17.
>>83586380why not watch the superior remake?
>>83586382Disgusting and sick I always knew he was a wrongun.
>>83586402Kurosawa himself couldn't have made a better film. He would later try with Seven Samurai, a blatant A Bug's Life rip off.
hate being a man, don't want to be a troon. Life is unfair
is there something similar to legal aid if i can't afford a solicitor, but have good reason to believe my family have photographs of me as a child?
>>83586402i prefer antz for its socialist message
Ruthmong selling his xbox after he got so btfo by that femcel lmao
>>83586331>weren't you worried about getting caught?Getting caught by who?
>>83586382That wasn't long ago. Like a year or two ago.
>>83586311Based bus drivers keeping racism strong on our streets.
>>83586392Quite noncy that, why are you following 17 year olds on YouTube?
>>83586418what is it about being a man you dont like?
>>83586434being pig fucking ugly for a start, all men are varying levels of disgusting
>>83586429i would assume its the drivers being racially abused and not the other way around
>>83586430No she was an adult there.
Wrongun ruthmong
>>83586438i think you have internalised misandry
>>83586238They probably will remember Parasite. EEAO was pushed inorganically as the Chinese Black Panther that people pretended to like to show they weren't too mad about the virus.
>>83586441Clearly haven't met many bus drivers lad.
>>83586423>femcelIt's a tranny.
>>83586478ive ridden busses on and off for and 25 years and the majority of the drivers ive seen were ethnic minority, besides they would be fired for racism wouldnt they
>>83586455yea but it doesn't make it any less true. Money and status are important to men because they're the only things that make them attractive.
>>83586494Femcel or tranny she made you look like a silly little boy.
Boomers love the Korean film Parasite.
>>83586499>they would be fired for racism wouldnt theyNot if they're minorities like you say
>fat woman bus driver>sit down or I'm not moving the bus>no one moves their bag to let me sit next to them>get off the bus back in the rain and every one laughs at me>non-school uniform day>forget all about it>get on the bus in my school uniform>every one laughing at me again and thinks I'm too poor to wear normal clothes>get off the bus and go homeSo glad my school days are over. Probably what contributed me to becoming a lifelong NEET.
>>83586513>Hey can you move your bag I need to sit down.>Thanks>Oh I forgot it was non-school uniform today hahaYeah two traumatic and insurmountable challenges lad. No way to deal with either of those.
have managed to dilate an eye more using pillsstill don't know what colour it is, can you get these tested?
>>83586511 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpv47ngrroi found the story you posted it says bus drivers are fired for "kicking off" at people
>>83586538>Then there's the racial abuse.>"You have to hold back. I've known a few drivers who have kicked off, but then they've lost their job because of it."Understandable desu. I bet the passengers were playing music without headphones or something.
>>83586564some drivers get physically attacked, i feel sorry for them honestly
will an optician think i'm racist? what if i say it's just trivia, just out of interesti think i have a right to know what colour my fucking eyes are.
>>83586513>no one moves their bag to let me sit next to themHahaha class that's a good one. Smelly spastic BTFO.
>>83586582if >>83586531 this is you then i'd say D10
>>83586582Nothing racial about it lad. BAMEs of colour can have A10 eyes too.
Lmao you would've looked like such a nonce with the uniform on hahaha. Any more stories lad?
Are we really going to do the thing were we pretend the two 15 year old boys were forced into this and are traumatised now?
does he still buy his beer in the morning or at least ASAP? or was that just yanklass being gone again?
>>83586637where is the sexually attractive element for women to do this?
>>83586637I take this back actually, sorry lads. One of them is stuck with a baby from her which would suck tbf.
>>83586642What the fuck is this supposed to mean
>>83586650I've just figured it out actually nevermind
no one reminded me to change my bedding but it's ok i did it anyway
Phwaor off to beddingtons soon X
>>83586769Real big boy hours tonight
damn, that one lad called it: sneaky can off in one corner.took some timestamped photos, then photos of the timestamped note outside (with visible snow and sky). two steps ahead of any neighbours with vague complaints.
>>83586814i tie my own shoelaces to
>>83586637I was shooting porn star tier cum shots at 13. I don't know what the issue is personally. I would have loved sex then.
>groomeddoesn't this now mean when they wait for a teenager to hit the age of consent?some real sickos out there.
>paedos are good when you think about it :)Moid moment
>>83586961but it takes two to tango.
>it's the paedophiles victims fault when you think about it :)Moid moment
>>83586961Your opinion on moids to try to be foids?
wish my teacher shagged me tbqh
crimes where it's OK to blame the victim?IMO:- obvious phishing/scams against the able-minded- unlocked and unattended shop thefts- burgling wealthy homeowners (intelligence/security levels = irrelevant)
>Moids empathise with a woman victimised by a man challenge Impossible >Moids empathise with a paedophile, rapist, SA, misogynist, etc challenge Too easy!
>Moid being a foidImpossible>Moid posting incoherent screed pretending to be a foidToo easy!
>Trans child of Democratic donor accused of smashing JD Vance's windows
>>83587080corrr i'm going to give these a go.>>Moids empathise with a woman victimised by a man challenge dunno if she counts as 'a woman' (murdered at 16), but i was reading about Sylvia Likens yesterday. actually made me feel sick to my stomach tbqh, a fair warning before you google/wiki this one.>>Moids empathise with a paedophile, rapist, SA, misogynist, etc challenge i think Caroline Flack was probably attracted to Harry Styles because of his status and being a talented musician more than anything. she clearly had shit going on in her own life. a lot of BPD stuff gets written off as meaningless hysteria, but in this case it was a preventable suicide.
>>83587168The overwhelming vast vast majority of paedophiles are men yet what first comes to mind for you is one of the comparatively v rare instances with a woman. Other cases you mentally brush off as boys will be boys. MOID. MOMENT.
>>83587168>corrr i'm going to give these a go.Why bother trying to communicate with someone that clearly mentally ill?
>most paedos are moids>but caroline flack hehe
>I can empathise with a woman being murdered... by another woman! Did you know woman bad too????What does that have to do with grooming and rape, which you don't even consider to be criminal actions and view female victims as willing participants and sluts. Pure misogyny in everything you said almost impressive.
>>83587245>paedosfuck off yanky
>underage user>calls people paedophiles>get it raised as an elevated issueHeh.
Men are fucking disgusting animals. You forget how bad it is.
we are a simple peoplewhy do you troll us so?
Imagine the inner world of a man who spends hours posting about how le bad men are. A tormented existence.
>>83587301Oh sorry next time I see somebody victim blaming grooming victims i won't call them out on it, is that "banter"? I dont really get the joke, is that funny can you explain why thats something to make light of? I'm still learning the moid ways
I was farted out without my consent to live a shit life in the UK and then dieCheers Mum
>>83586503Incredibly based post for a moid. Moids will turn up obese spotty hasnt showered for 9 days and call you a bitch if you don't smile. They're not all bad but a lot.
I wish I could get myself a nice clingy british rose and go to nice destinations together.
>>83587339You want a submissive "clingy" fuck doll who worships you and you offer them, what exactly? You want women to give you sex, attention, affection, you offer us nothing and get angry if we dont think thats a good trade. You dont take care of your appearance, you put no effort into life, you're constantly negative. Money isn't everything but you're on a low wage if you even HAVE a job. And you feel entitled to a "clingy gf" who worships you. Name ONE thing you can offer. Do you honestly not understand how that sounds? Holy shit moids are insane.
my new year's resolution is to end irony. i am close to a cure.
>>83587371If I were handsome, I'd be obviously taking better care of myself lad. I'd be more employable and would have a british rose in my life.
>>83587372Were you having a laugh about rape ironically or sincerely? There's obviously thousands of people online who suffered what you're talking about and it's a joke to you so was that just ironic does that make it better?
>>83587412So, to moids anything that isn't a circle jerk about raping women and how they deserve it is "trolling" and "irony". Seems convenient for you and pretty fucked up too. So it's actually unfathomable to you that anybody wouldn't agree with what you said. Right. Have fun with that then.
>>83587389what does this have to do with my post?
>>83587431What did your post have to do with anything?
Amazing how men will say women dont communicate directly. Directly tell a man "I dont find grooming funny" he starts speaking in tongues. Just forget it. Holy shit the moidish inability to even say "sorry you felt that way" even if you dont mean it. Its really unreal.
LMAOOO GET REKT scrubme = 1 (You) memory-bankedyou = 0 (You)s, replying2 ghosts (take ur skitzo meds LOL)
frozen chicken curry, is it safe to heat up on the hob? packet just says microwave, i don't have a microwave.
i want a troon gf
>>83587319I'm not a man.>>83587463I don't get it, but, sure okay.
Really sorry I took issue with you laughing at grooming victims. Its me who's at fault for that I guess.
>>83587500Yes, but you'll need to cook it for a longer time. I recommend boiling some water on the hob first and then adding the chicken to that. You'll need at least 15 minutes on the hob after you've brought it back to a boil to get the internal temperature up. Do not eat cold chicken.
if you consider yourself 'high empathy', the quality of your empathy should be measured against whether you can empathise with the people who've done the worst things, the most ostracised by society. obviously that means what they did was horrible - that's the point.i think a lot of genuinely-autistic people (and perhaps psychopaths/liars) don't have theory of mind, and don't understand what 'empathy' is.
>>83587673You can write all that but sorry is too hard. Moids are a joke.
You are literally a FUCKING moid. You've never had to worry about being groomed. Like in this thread moids said they WANTED to be groomed by a teacher. It doesnt affect you so you treat it as a joke. Apparently you think women are asking for it? Since you would want it as a man? Unlikely you know that from experience, youre just a pervert so you assume.That is pure moidal autism. So fuck off with your theory of mind.
>>83587610i took a risk. i just threw the slab in the pan, and gradually hacked broke it into pieces with a wooden spoon.pretty nice. good bit of kick to this, only problems were1. too many onions (i like frying off onions IN recipes, but random loose onions in ready meals taste onion-y)2. chicken cooked on outside but cold/hard in middlein future, i would probably shred the chicken in the pot as it's reheating. it's IN a fluid, would you really have to bother with defrosting in boiled water?
>>83587898REAL FLAVOURS
>>83586422-_-move to china
was a bit rusty with the old lorrying today after 2 and a half weeks off, got sent down to south wales, snow was looking bad around knutsford and places like that and it was -8 or so coming back too, hope all my staffordshire and cheshire lads are keeping warm and comfy tonight
Moids need to stick together x
>>83588152Mate I'm not a moid I'm a lad/bloke
>>83588200>I'm a lad/blokeProof?
>>83588112corrr have you ever gone round any sharp corners? any of those ones on a cliff (like in films)?
>>83588462>corrr have you ever gone round any sharp corners?yes, loads>any of those ones on a cliff (like in films)?no :(
>>83586371>2 million subscribers Nope. No thanks. Definitely a sellout by that point.
>>83588471Has your lorry ever been hijacked by a bunch of street racers?
I FORGOT TO ORDER IRN BRU FOR TODAY AND NOW IT'S TOO LATEi suppose i'll just sleep and drink 7 Up tomorrow but i am NOT pleased
how did people stay warm before the discovery of fire? it cold today x
There is no point applying for jobs. Waste of time. Hopefully UBI will come soon because riots will happen. The billionaires haven't built their bunkers for nuclear war... it's because of us angry NEETS and soon to be former wagies.>never have a relationship and sex>never live independently >never earn more than the bare minimum >never get to travel>too many immigrants means hundreds of people for every role (especially in unskilled work)>AI and automation taking away jobs in the thousands every year >fewer staff, more workload is the new way to run businesses
People would call me lazy and maybe a bit crazy for this NEET mindset. Every day I read stories on ukjobs subreddit about how some people apply for hundreds of jobs and get nowhere. Many graduates just working for minimum wage. What's the point putting effort in and stressing yourself out? Claiming disability is the best way to stay sane in these times. The current system of work is too exploitative...I cannot support that. If more people had the balls like me, capitalism would be reformed.
>>83588926They have sex a lot more and slept under skinned fur together. Comfy.
Girl arseholes
>>83589075Pink ones.
I want a girlfriend and career but I'm too busy playing vidya and masturbating all the time lads. Some of us aren't fit for society. :(
>tfw your asmr lass was arrested for drinking under the age of 21
Howling at this footage lads. Let's see how she likes this dug up.
>>83589135Imagine her pooing desu
-7CFuck off!
>>83589368-10 where i live
>>83589395As i look out the window it seems like the part of the city my mum lives in is without power.But nothing is showing on the map https://powercuts.nationalgrid.co.uk/power-cut-map/alertsI guess theres some fog or something, can't see any street lights or house lights on.Imagine being without power at -10 ><
>>83589431You're getting ready for work I assume? It's tuesday morning.
>>83589359It's likely she has a very healthy diet so expect it isn't too messy.
>>83589482What's her channel lad?
>>83589452No it's just my routine to get up this early. The bin men just came up the cul de sac, did a u turn and drove off, thanks lads.
>>83589492asmrkea. She's a Christian.
>>83589495Now they'll get overtime when they're called back the useless fucking scum. Imagine your only task at a job is emptying a bin and you find any reason to not empty the bin. Oh and we'll go on strike every year too. Hang the fucking cunts.
>>83589368Been wiping the condensation off my windows all night.
Something about ameriburger blonde lasses isn't there? Definitely better than british blonde staceys. British roses are best however.
>>83589549I'm surprised they even are out in these temps, must be some Health and safety issue when it's so icy.>>83589554I only get that in the bedroom but my curtains are too short and the windows are drafty so i have a blanket around the edges, even on full blast the heating doesnt really do much in there.I'll open the windows later when it "warms" up to 0 to deal with it.
>forced microsoft account sign in now to windows 11>uploads your files that you probably don't want online to onedrive in the background>copilot AI shit taking overYou know it's not worth using anymore lads. Make it your new year's resolution to ditch it. It cannot be trusted.
>>83589572I really don't like it building up. Once the windows are full, the condensation starts going to the next coldest spots like inside your electronics. Fucked my Nintendo DS screen up it did.
>>83589542Imagine being her for a day. Must be all compliments and attention every time she steps out of the house. Real confidence boost I bet. Probably hundreds of matches on online dating apps.
>>83589619could try a 1kg bag of silica gel, there's also small disposable humidity traps, like 10 quid for 10 that hold about a litre each, you just bin them when full.https://www.amazon.co.uk/disposable-dehumidifiers/s?k=disposable+dehumidifiers
>>83589659Yeah could get some. I do have a dehumidifier but it's rather noisy. I usually put it on in the day.
Memes aside how do we get rid of Ruthmong here? He is starting to get annoying af.
>>83589961Keep pointing out the fact that he was stalking Ruth when she was 17, he has multiple photos of her on his pc. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83562255/#83565234
No shit to clean up this morning. \o/
>>83590046knock the gay sex on the head eh?
>>83590001First blad now ruthmong.. is there a britfeel personality that ISN'T a nonce?
>>83589961Weird how you're trying to force out another poster.What makes you the gatekeeper of this thread?Got any way to prove the quality of your posts?
>>83590050Not human shit, silly. Acat that's getting used to a litter tray.
>>83590061He's a nonce. Why do you want a nonce here? Weird.
>>83590061>What makes you the gatekeeper of this thread?I've been here the longest
>>83590079oh, right, soz, lolPraise the kitty when they poop in the tray, possibly a treat also?luv cats me, they get breakfast before i do mine, then they come and patiently sit next to me while i eat, then when i'm done i say "cuddles??" and they quickly go and sit on the cushions next to my spot then I turn off the main light and we have cuddle times while i watch the news.thanks for reading my blog.
>>83590081Proof of this claim? As far as I see, you're just focusing on the next victim, because they are well known.
>>83590106I was doing both yesterday. Not my house, or technically my cat, so after today things will go backwards.
>>83590127You should just adopt that cat, you care more for it than the owner :/
just read through the thread and that foid had you all on the ropes lmao x
>>83590090>unc putting his foot down
>>83590137Nobody owns snarf, lad. She's a free spirit. She's also been round here for years, this is her home. Going to mine would be a last resort type thing.
>>83590122>Proof of this claim?Here >>83590001
>>83590235You find sheep segzy.
>>83590235Jfc lad, can't believe you're bad mouthing ruthlad, whilst being into beastiality yourself.
What the fuck is going on? Fearporn over the weather? It's winter, ffs.
>>83590307Me? Done me back in and the cold weather makes it even worse
>>83590313If you can, buy yourself a heatpad for your back. That helps my mum.
>>83590307RELEASE THE STARMER FILES!
>>83590330We know about the Ukrainian rentboy skeletons in yer closet keir. You can't run forever.
>>83590336He thinks he's still going to be PM on Jan 1 2027I have my fucking doubts about that Keir "Gay spitroast" Starmer
morning de lads xmorning de lads x
Fell asleep last night by accident after a few bokkles and forgot I sent my fucking Apu out to pick up a takeaway. Woke up this morning to put the bin bags out and found my beloved lid frozen solid on the driveway. Had to my pry my din dins out of his frozen fingers which snapped off like kit kats. In fucking tears. SPACCA will have an open and close case on me. I won't survive in the frenitentiary. Pray for me lads.
>>83590372It will be too late whenever he goes, the damage has been done. There was a lot of complaining about things, but can't critique the immigration farce, or watch porn ("technically") without ID, or access a lot of sites. This country is fucked. 2020-now, has shown how submissive this country is.
>>83590307It's hard to describe exactly but yeah everyone with half a brain sees it and is put off by it. It's like a weird mix of totally witless, uncritical deference on the part of the audience combined with a compulsive need to over-reach and control and mandate on the part of the 'elite'.It's a very British thing from what I can tell. Virtually no other country is like this. It's sort of like North Korea but the section of the population who pays attention to this shite does so very, very willingly, not out of fear of being put in a work camp.
>>83590409It was too late when Windrush boat landed, but, here we are.
>>83590388It's imposisble to explain jut how much I hte this disgusting person
>>83590399daft frogger should've put on a coat and some trousers then
update from the other day, was saying how my only 'friend' who lives over in ireland was ghosting me, we'd only been on our jollies late last year. Well I messaged him again to say happy new year, ghosted, messaged sunday to see if he was doing ok, ghosted. But his wife messaged me yesterday some random image which I replied to with a thumbs up. Does she no know he is ghosting me?I think i've made up my mind, not worth my times I have invested a lot of time into this friendship and now i am just being ghosted. Feels like I have no one anyway so whats the difference if I just let go? I've always struggled making friends so idk if letting this one go will mean ill probably mean I won't make any more friends. least I have mum x
What's the best frozen pizza? Takeaway is getting too expensive for me now.
>>83590466iceland is a good shout
>>83590463With friends like these who needs enemies? I stopped having friends years ago and judging by effort my co-workers put into maintaining their relationships, especially around Christmas/NY, I don't regret it for a second.
>>83590466Co-op own brand no frills double pepperoni is my go-to lad. It's like 1.50 for a pizza and really damn good. Of course it's not proper pizza, but it's good frozen oven imitation pizza.
>>83590463That's rude of him. I'd not bother with him again, desu. Sucks that it has happened lad.
>>83590472>>83590483Interesting you both choose a store brand over any name brand.
>>83590466I make my own with tortilla wraps, which I prefer to any frozen pizza.
>>83590557tor-till-ah
>>83590561tor-teal-lah
>>83590528Probably all comes from the same factory anyway, I just go for the cheaper one.
>>83590463Shes seperating him from his mates and he's too weak to fight her pussy power.She'll start beating him savagely soon and threatening to report him to the police for made up crimes.You'll see him in the papers in 10 years, thin, haunted looking found in a dog shed, dying of malnutrition and internal bleeding from one of her "moods"Fly over and check on him, you may just save his life.
First day back at toil since xmas eve and luckily it's quiet. Not really planning on doing anything today really. Anyone got any recommendations for my next audiobook? Woke up early and finished off the last one. I like fantasy and sci-fi but am currently reading book of the new sun so want something quite different to that so my plotlines don't get wrapped up together
>>83590577>all comes from the same factoryUsed to work in a food factory, they likely do, but they will also have different ingredients and quality. M&S for example demanded the highest standards and ingredients from my workplace while asda was on par with the name brand.
Women are shameless whores who are more than happy to act like to most despicable pornstars as long as the man they're doing it for is Chad or has a shit load of money. Every single one.
it just not rite DWP gone too far this time
>>83590607Fair enough, yeah I'm sure there's some variation in quality and composition. Interesting to read lad, cheers x
Told you, she loves webbox (dog food). Wonder if there's a cat version. She's back eating her food now, kek. She's bonkers.
>>83590388why did he do it?? i...
>>83590388the wrap and lettuce probably had palm oil in, no palm oil for him de lads no no
*licks lips*Ur a speedo and its ok
>>83589606I just got windows 11 LTSC, it bare bones, none of that shite lad.I'll have to do some sniffing when windows 12 comes out, but I'm not switching to Linux, already tried it, despite the hype its not ready for gaymen yet.
>>83590388why didn't he just order some selects instead
>>83590640>Palm OilWhy is it always the fattest pieces of shit I see complaining about Palm Oil. It's never healthy lads who average lads, it's always fatty mcfattington who is one day away from a heart attack. ITS DA PALM OIL.Shut the fuck up, it wouldn't be the Palm Oil if you didn't eat food in daily quantities that a small Ethiopian village could consume in a year.
>>83590607There was one of those world food buffets in Southampton about 15 years ago called food factory. It was terrible, could get bad quality food of many different types on one plate for far too much money. Didn't last very long, think everyone has realised they're a bad idea now.
>>83590675>world food buffetshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taybarnslike taybarns? that was GRIM and I mean GRIM x
>>83590672Yeah but to be fair those are two separate issues. They may be totally correct that palm oil is bad for your health and also just be a giant fat fuck because they cram too many calories into their fucking cakehole.Incidentally yeah they are correct that palm oil and most other commercial oils used in food prep are really fucking bad for you, very pro-inflammatory. But I do agree that it's become very obnoxious at this point to say so.
>>83590675I love buffets me, but big ones. There was one in Brighton I used to go to it was huge big asian Buffet.One day me and my brother went on my birthday and we ate as much as we could possibly eat, just to see how much we could. And the "buffet security" basically asian men in all black with headsets kept following us. I assume they were counting our portions or whatever.We paid but we ate a lot of fucking food. I suppose our eatings were covered by people who only ate a small amount that day. It's a strange environment but I understand the business model, just a bit weird to be followed by the Asian CIA as you munch on your fifth plate.
>>83590700Not familiar with that particular establishment but yeah I'd guess probably the same idea. In the description you could probably replace "counter" with "trough" and not be too far away from the truth
>>83590706What I see it as is reductionist, basically trying to isolate the problem into one small ingredient so they can basically blame the problem on it. Not look at the bigger picture.>It's the palm oil>So I'll fix it by eating crisps labelled NO PALM OIL instead
>>83590629Yeah they do Webbox cat food, also you should give snarf a bath.Secondly these are like crack to cats. They come in little tubes, like the yoghurt things you might've got in a lunchbox many years ago. You can either squeeze it all into a bowl or keep it in the tube and hold it near the cats face and they'll lick like crazy till you squeeze more out.
>>83590388Pure miss are lad
>>83590775the twolls got him a benny sanction, bet he's freezing now can't afford to put heating on x
>>83590717Are you white?They were following you because they are racist.Imagine a couple of white blokes following an asian around... instant new story.Reject the asian racists!
>>83590771my cat goes crazy for these. If I am not squeezing it out quick enough she'll start biting it lol
Keepin' it Kirk de lads.
>>83590775bacon bacon mutty timeoh aye
https://www.tiktok.com/@kimandnorththis female is 12 yrs oldshould we lower the age of consent?
Mad that Trump is gonna kidnap Starmer.
>>83590798we should bring back witch trials and burn them at the stake desu ne
>>83590798 not clicking that you nonce
>>83590798Morning Blad
>>83590793Getting rid of my cat tomorrow, found someone on gumtree who I think will be a perfect fit for him, she has other cats too so he'll have some friends finally! Really sad but its a better life for him then with me.
>>83590791Yeah white white white. But they used to do it all the time, I think they were doing two things:>Counting how many plates we had>Making sure we ate the food.They're really funny about you wasting food in those places, which makes sense. It was a good buffet, I dont know if it exists anymore and the quality of food was top notch, it was cheap too but this was over ten years ago now. No idea if it's still around and what the price is.However if it were 30 quid a head today and the quality was still the same as it was back then I'd happily pay.I think it was about 15 quid back then.
>>83590857what is the reason for getting rid of your cat, lid?
>>83590771Ah, she might have some, I'll put one out when I go. She's only just getting used to being stroked, and it's only been managed when she's eating, bathing will be an issue, unless she falls in the fish tank. Pic from last night. I thought she was going to do it again, but she changed her mind and came and sat on the table and I talked to her and gave her a bit of bacon.
>>83590775Solid form there on those arm lunges. Absolute beast. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation
Phwaor gotten up again XVerily
This song makes me really sad and angry for some reason and makes me dislike her.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbeh5XIAgsg&list=RDRbeh5XIAgsg&start_radio=1Why?
>>83590881Well I got him when he was a wee fella from a mate. I didn't really want a cat but I kinda fell for a bit of peer pressure.I'm not allowed cats in my flat but we've managed to avoid any consequences for two years now.The reason I'm getting rid of him is that unfortunately it's really affected the way I operate, bit paranoid in case someone grasses me up and I can't lose the flat tbqh. We've had issues where there has been water leaks from upstairs and the landlord demanding entrance into my flat which has caused me like five minutes to pick the cat up hide all his stuff and hide him. So it's constant paranoia really.Secondly it's just not a great environment for him, we're in the heart of a city, he's stuck in a flat so there's not much space and he's on his own. I can't afford to get him snipped and chipped, and the most excitement he gets is when a mouse accidentally finds it's way inside the flat.We do have our cuddle sesh's and i love him but it's just not fair.The lady that wants him has got four other cats a whole cat room and a backyard. So I think it's the best solution for him. She wants to get him snipped and chipped on Friday which is great and she's got him a lil tracking collar. It'll break my heart tommorow but it's what's best for him.
>>83590941Can you hold out until May 1?https://www.gov.uk/guidance/renting-out-your-property-guidance-for-landlords-and-letting-agents/if-a-tenant-wants-a-pet-to-live-with-them
>>83590815No>>83590816Its Kim and kanye West daugther>>83590819Not blad
>>83590941Not him but, it's a hard thing, but you're doing it for the right reasons. Sounds like he's going to a great place, and the lady seems nice and caring.
Do you guys still shower with your dad to save water? I've been doing it my whole life so it doesn't seem weird but someone on here said it wasn't normal for a man in his 20s to still do that
You can't put an age on consent. Some people are mature younger.
>>83590974I did, but he died when I was 14. Tried doing it with my grandfather, but it felt weird so I stopped bathing. I'm 34 now. My sister still showers with my mum, and now my niece as well.
>>83590980Yeah you can, 25. Boom, done it.Next one?
I'm going to be honest with you guys, I just really don't like Indian people. I think that might be a controversial take but it's what I've got.
>>83590964>Kim and kanye West daugtherWhat difference does that make when she's 12>I like pictures of 12 year olds, BUT only when they are kids of famous people, thats acceptable chuddy!
>>83590962Honestly I really dont think I can.>>83590968I'll miss him.https://streamable.com/60f4hb
>dossers looking at 12 year old children onlineGet them hard drives searched ASAP
>>83590993What's the best age to buy your first home?
>>83590998Some are funny. I was talking to a guy at hospital yesterday (indian chap), and he was talking about the boatwankers, saying coming over here struggling to speak. Then turned to a black doctor and said it's not right paying taxes, and she looked at him confused and said t-taxi?, pointed at a phone and walked off, and the guy looked at me and said see what I mean?
>>83591016Depends on the context desu
>>83591022Yeah I'm not lumping them all in together, some are definitely ok, usually if they were born here, but as a generalisation just don't like 'em. I think it all started when I was in primary school and the teacher made me sit next to Shril, he smelled so different that it gave me a headache until I asked to be moved. Fuck that guy.
>>83591014Nice video, he went mad at the end and got himself. I was chuckling as well.
Reckon it'd be alright if I just took a couple of zolpidems and went to sleep for the rest of the day. Sitting at my computer not working is proving to be somewhat of a challenge.
>>83591017>What's the best age to buy your first home?34
>>83591041>Reckon it'd be alright if I just took a couple of zolpidems and went to sleep for the rest of the day.Yes.
>>83591046Thanks lad, nighty night then x
>>83591042Fuck I'm already 36 and need to double my net worth to be able to afford a home
>>83591038Thank you! Yeah he was a crazy lad, still is. I think I will have a few drinks tonight.https://streamable.com/qgbvv5
Might make a new thread. Don't feel comfortable here.
no more jars for me my ladno more jars for me x
>>83591055Unlucky lad, looks like you'll have to stay with your parents.
>>83591107I'm a renter. A fate worse than death.
>>83591075Hahaha that's brilliant, did you have him from a kitten?I dont blame you lads, a few drinks is in order.
Extremely difficult, verging on impossible, to give up drugs in the bleak midwinter. Must resist the urge to go on the darkweb.
>look my cute catnormies OUT
>>83591114I'm in the same boat. Lots of things I should have done differently, but now no longer working.
Council have given up lids>no bins been collected since before Christmas>no grit boxes filled >litter bins are overflowing >council just start naming random dates and bin colours >they never show up Mad how everyone else (posties, heating oil trucks, plumbers etc) can get around with 0 issues Glad all these massive fucking rates bills going to good use
Cheeky Blackbird in my garden. It lush.
>>83591117I'm not sure on the age when I got him, I want to say 8 weeks maybe? This is probably him at his smallest sitting inside my size 9 slipper.It's not well seen in this photo but his chin he's got a bit of pink there, which was more prevalent when he was younger, but still there now.He's a little go getter. I'll start pouring some cider now.
Luv expelling flatulence me i do X
>>83591118Springs just around the corner, laddie. Why not postpone it until then?
>>83591146what party runs your council
HAWG status = NOT CRANKEDWinter needs to fuck right off de lids
>>83591159From the videos he looks a bit older and still playing about. Looks like he's enjoying life, and has enjoyed it, so dont be too hard on yourself. With all this changing with landlords and pets, you could look into getting a rescue cat that has to be kept indoors (if wanting another pet), at some point in the future.
>>83591192no idea lad, a bunch of fucking wankers a assume
>>83591159i hope you're not planning anything m8
>>83591209>bunch of fucking wankersreally doesn't narrow it down
>>83591185Mostly worried about tolerance creep. Don't want to make it double hard to quit later. I've just kindly donated the rest of my xmr to private torrent tracker so I don't get the urge to go and buy a sample, now if I want anything I'll actually have to buy more monero which is an extra step that I think should filter me. I've got me zolpidems to help me sleep, as long as I keep away from drugs that are actually fun I should be alright. Really I want benzos and ketamine to fast forward time but it's no bueno
>>83591129>normieDefinitely not a normie my lad, my cat is a verified shitposter as seen in the image.>>83591205I think again eventually, but not in my living situation right now, ideally some place with a garden.>>83591211Just a few drinks, maybe some tunes and cuddles with the cat.
For lunch I've got some previously cooked new potatoes, some leftover chili and spinach. Think I'm just going to chuck it in a bowl and microwave it then put cheese on top. Lunch of champions they call it. Alternatively I've got some sort of cottage pie concoction with lentils but I can't be fucked with it. Too many leftovers to mention really.
>>83590607>they will also have different ingredients and quality. M&S for example demanded the highest standards and ingredients from my workplacethere was that 'scandal' a few years back where the largest supplier of chicken turned out to be providing all the supermarkets' chicken breasts (and they didn't meet food standards, or had salmonella, or whatever it was).the whistleblower filmed it and you could actually see the same chicken breasts all being packed up for M&S and Waitrose as well as Asda, Iceland, etc. there was no magical difference, they were all just chicken breasts from Such-and-Such Foods Ltd.
Just had one of them UC reviews. Wasn't too bad at all actually. They did ask about certain payments but I just said it was something I purchased on ebay they didn't mind. I was worrying about it for months.
>>83591159a fellow work socks wearer, i see.
Bit cold outside rn innit XPhwoar
Secured them energy credit vouchers now necking a wuppa. Had a jacket potato with cheese and chicken curry for brekkie. Was lush and I mean lush. Life really is better without the wrugs and wooze.
>>83591263>Life really is better without the wrugs and wooze.It's also 4x more boring
>>83591261you have become too cocky and complacent ever since your schizo boomeroid neighbours mysteriously died.you can't just go around telling us you HAD some interesting dream, without telling us the CONTENTS of said dream. you have become what you were once against.
>>83591243That's a good idea, you could get any cat then.I did a video as well, not my cat though.https://streamable.com/ejl9yc
>>83591276I would like to second this statement and further add on that I would like clarification on what "the other thing" truly is, despite rampant speculation we still do not know for certain.
A lot of fathers would find it awkward and embarrassing to deal with things like menstruation and buying their daughter's first bra, but I think I'll really enjoy it
two tramadols and two sennas, necked. onto that Monster Ultra now. had a nice bowl of oats + milk (with a spoonful of cocoa powder) so it'll all balance out.
>>83591263If life is so much better without the wrugs and wooze then why the fuck do you go off the rails every 3 days or so?
>>83591295>https://streamable.com/ejl9ycThey're such silly creatures, you cant say you're surprised they survive the wild, but sometimes it really does make you think hahThat looks like snarf, so if it is I hope everything works out for you and them!
>>83591306you have to wonder how many lesbians work in the Marks and Spencers bra fitting rooms.>b-but lesbians don't like boobs, that's a male thing!!!i've met lesbians. few drinks in them, and i actually think they're more into tits and fannies than most men.
>>83591219Posts like these make me glad I'm hooked on normie substances to be desu.
>>83591320Do people really say that lesbians don't like tits? Would be mental
>>83591259Oh aye when I was working I was an enjoyer of said socks, however because of what I was doing they didn't last too long, mostly on the heel for me. But better than a pair of plain janes.
>>83591331People say lesbians are a lot of things
>>83591320Would a woman really get a thrill from nudity in a non-sexual situation though? That's the question.
>>83591317Yeah they do have natural instnct, but some are best with supervision.It is snarf, just watching hannibal, then off round to my mum's, as my friend will be back at half 5.
>>83591259>>83591378Any time i wear a pair of these they are actually fucking colder than normal socks tbqh Did i buy the shitty versions or somethng? they seem to trap the cold and keep the heat out
>>83591311Because Same Ol' Mistakes.mp3 de lid.Nah but I'm off the drink for the forseeable future now. Already got rid of the leftover wooze from NYE.
>>83591399I'll spark you clean out, spastic.
>>83591219seen your postings here and there, we're like the same people with the exact same vices. it uncanny.zolpidems aren't the worst thing in the world, i mean sometimes they even come on those Monday-Sunday labelled packets so SOMEONE out there is on the zolpidems every single night, for their insomnia.i'm trying to at least switch it up between the opioids and the benzos. withdrawals are rough but i went for the first alprazolam in weeks last night, lush as hell and caused no problems, i feel chill today.ketamine is like a miracle cure for depression and i'll stick by that even as it destroys my insides. there's debate over whether street ketamine is racemic or S-isomer or whatever they claim, but i've had whichever one is actually less common: it doesn't have the wonky feeling as much, but it has the antidepressant effects. R-isomer, there's no recreational market for it, but it chips away at the depression fog (without the drunken wobbliness at all).i WILL be a bore about drugs. i know i'm an addict, but i want them to investigate this shite. microdosing LSD could cheer people up, MDMA-assisted therapy is like speedrunning years of complex psychotherapy. yet we're stuck here in the luddite zone saying we need to get young'uns back into pubs, while drugs are bad, m'kay?
it not rite wot them twolls have dun to me. marie was of age not my fault she looked yunger is it?
>>83591399Its good you try to calm it down with the drink lad but you and me both know come the weekend you will be back on the pissIts a vicious cycle de lid
>>83591396Socks are difficult me lad. Many chinky forgeries out there. I cant actually remember where I got them but I was buying new pairs every 6 weeks just because the work was so intensive it destroyed socks.Just have a google for work socks and take your pick if you need em.
>83591399>83591406check the timestampsamefag cunt.
>>83591417>Its a vicious cycle de lidThat cycle ends now.
>>83591429>That cycle ends now.Good lad
love cock me lads xx
>>83591429Seeing that pipe I did a whole art GCSE on Rene Magritte who did the famous pipe paintings you might see every now and then.My art teacher was laying down I was a bit fruity because of the images, took me a minute to realise that a candle and eggs, isn't just a candle and eggs.
>>83591440Cant lie I had a bit of prison gay last year.Went to get my cock sucked at some gay fellas house.He sat me down on a chair and sucked away while I imagined someone else. When I got up I noticed a little hidden camera right opposite where I was sat.Cant help but feel a bit violated but never approached him about it, now there is probably footage online of me in my awkward NEET stage in life being sucked off by some bloke on pornhub.
I see the spastic is out in force again
>>83591464>Went to get my cock sucked at some gay fellas house.how did you even end up in that situation lid, and the camera, you've been done there. Bet he's made a mint off that video.
>>83591429>That cycle ends now and begins again next week.FTFY
>>83591472Always just been too horny since I was wee. Fap easily eight times a day, just ended up like fuck it gunna get my dick sucked.How did I end up there lad? Easy access to a phone and Grindr I suppose and no fucks given.
>>83591389medical professionals must go through some sort of horny teething phase before they become desensitised.tbqh i'd rather have some gay junior doctor feel some attraction/stirring and then keep it in check (we all human), than some straight middle-aged nurse be in titters because my cock looks funny.
Lots of bird footprints around my friend's backdoor (teehee), but most bird food related food was off, or there was quorn stuff my friend's vegan gf has (not feeding an animal that, desu), so I put some webbox on a plate. Everything loves webbox.
>>83591490not sure if LARP.people talk about the whole Grindr thing like, "i'm a bloke and if they had a Grindr for straight men into women, that'd be ace!"but i dunno. i suppose it's like free prostitution, but if you're capable of being attracted to men, what if you develop actual feelings for them?i've had one night stands but it wasn't just some sudden burst of animalistic lust. we talked, we liked each other, that's just where the night took us.
>>83591531Been leaving some food out for the birb lads knocking about the past few days my self
>>83591540My mum has fat balls (hurrhurrhurr), need to put some out when I go round to hers later.
>>83591552>My mum has fat ballslol same
>>83591537I think you're overthinking things lad, sometimes sex is just sex. We're all just animals.
>>83591531>put down Webbox for the birds>bunch of birds scope it out>cats smell Webbox >instead find easy prey
>>83591537Quite a mad thought. Imagine you think you're just horny, but you end up having feelings for the twink who sucked you off. But he's not into it. One minute you're horny and using an app, next minute you're in love with a man who doesn't feel the same way about you.
>>83591560I thought of that.>cats get fooled by dog webbox>dogs sneak up and chase after the cats >birbs fly down and eat in peace.
>>83591556suppose so. perhaps i'm one of them "demisexuals", but when people explain that one>uhh i actually need FEELINGS towards someone before i can have sexit just makes me think so what, you're a normal person?(at the point of pure sex, romantic attraction might even get in the way.)
>>83591552i must get some for my return to wagieism in aprilWork outside and one of the lads in work has been feeding 3 crows all summer, they will hang around waiting on us appearing, feel kinda bad when i have fuck all for them and they are all just standing there like "yo what the FUCK??"
>>83591556Can't disagree more. Sex isn't always about love, but it's never just sex. "Just sex" is a delusion
Any woman not doing anal for you does not consider you a desirable man that she wants to spend her life with.
>>83591413It does seem like we have very similar inclinations, think we'd probably be good pals irl but actually would be terrible influences on each other so likely for the best that it isn't the case. I'm still taking codeines from the pharmacy but since I can only take a limited amount without destroying my organs I can't really catch a proper buzz off them, just maintain a basic level of comfort. Local pharmacy lady gave me a talking to recently about them only being 3 days at a time since she obviously recognised my purchasing habits, so will likely need to stop going there. Likely need to stop it completely but that is not a problem for today. Can't be messing around with cold water extraction either since I couldn't hide that from the wife. I love benzos but I just can't have them, if they're in the house I take them more and more until they're all gone, same with pregabalins, just no self control. I've got loads of ecstasy, a bag of mdma, lsd, metocin, cocaine in the house but since these aren't comfy to abuse I don't use them. >That we are capable only if being what we are remains our unforgivable sin.
>>83591571It all just life lad, enjoy it.>>83591575Okay mong boy.
>>83591574Are you golf course anon? That sounds cool. You can always have something for the crows to eat then.
>>83591429You owe me a quid, lad.
Wife and I did a dating app experiment. She has had over 300 matches on bumble in the space of two days. It truly is over for single men.
>>83591601Sean's Chance = no chance. You should have known that
>date BPD girl>not quite love>but definitely feelings>wait months before sex>crazy, insane-person sex>incredibly passionate>fee-fees intensify>suddenly, one day:>"I just no longer have any feelings for you."b-but i'm just a horny moid. get in there lads, all that shagging, ph-phwoar.;__;
>the UK in FINISHED>BRITISH people have had ENOUGH>Brits are FIGHTING BACK >Uk at TIPPING POINT >The UK is about to COLLAPSEI really wish it would fucking hurry up and die so we dont have to be bombarded with these constant shite videos fucking christ
Even with the heating on it still feel cold. It just not right what happen.
>>83591607Nice time digits lad. Had 3 loses today, 1 involving my name, 1 to do with a family member, and 1 to do with here.Will pop a lucky dip on for tonight, when I call into the shop later. Then that's it.
>>83591606>lets do an experiment to prove that you have loads of options and I have none?
>>83591618That's what my first girlfriend hit me with when we were teenagers. "I just woke up one day and didn't have feelings for you anymore." To be fair we were about 15
>>83591623garn garden, lad?mental how these photos you post have the same furniture and surroundings as that one care home. it's for over-55s, though.
>>83591632I didn't create a profile because yes that's exactly what would happen and I don't need her to see that.
Are you ready for Goretti's girthy icy penor???
So is are Mark actually dead then. I've never known him to be off Youtube for this long.
How are the scot lads coping?Have you managed to dig your wollox out of the snow? Its been pissing down here all day and the snow has pretty much thawed out (N.ireland)
>>83591652>going to the new forest for a family event I don't want to go to>get stuck thereFuck me this is going to a shit time
>>83591652Notice how its not a big problem until the shandy drinking southern fairies might get some snow?
>>83591645>for over-55sBecause he got done for noncing so has to be placed in these types of homes.
>>83591652>penorlol, you knew when you just haven't seen a daft word in ages?
>>83591674Steve deserves a second chance in life x
>>83591650Yet you did need her to see that 300 guys would be interested in her? Lol.
>>83591681nonces like sean need gassing.
These new captchas are a right ballache. Shan't be posting much here.
love listening to music on the ps3 with the little earth visualiser thing it has. it lovely
>>83591696go on your phone, look at how easy the mobile ones are. also you do two of them and then that's it, sets a cookie, no more CAPTCHAs.i don't get it. either the devs are just lazy and the mobile version is a secondary consideration (while they keep updating the desktop one), or they actively WANT phoneposters.
>>83591697for me it was the visualisations for WinAmp, especially Milkdrop.there was even that one that added your PC into a botnet to help find aliens. corrr.
I feel like I cracked the code in life lads.Give me a problem, I'll tell you how it likely functions in a Logos framework.
>>83591749At the end of my money I always have a bit of month left.
>>83591769That's numberwang.
>>83591670Lol you're such a mong
>>83591781it gets the day in tbqfh
>>83591749do we have free will? and more broadly, is the universe deterministic or not?
>>83591681That nigga cutting an onion with a bread knife
>>83591789maybe they're actually only allowed larger, non-pointed tools?there's this insane campaign to get rid of points on kitchen knives, because of stabbings.
>>83591787>do we have free will? and more broadly, is the universe deterministic or not?In the Logos view, the universe has rules that don't change, so it isn't random. But those rules don't decide everything ahead of time, which means choices still matter. We have free will as the ability to choose within the rules, not outside them.The rules:>Things must fit together to last.>Rules and limits are real and cannot be ignored.>Choices matter while options are still open.>Some outcomes hold together better than others.>Everything affects everything else.>>83591769Thats not much of a problem, but for fun heres how UFOs(if they're real) would behave in a Logos determined world (we are in such world)>They are highly constrained>They are deliberately minimizing system impact>They are uncertain themselves>They are waiting for human-level coherence to increase>They are not primarily oriented toward us at allWe must align with the Logos
>>83591811just going to make the injuries much more horrific
>>83591670Ive considered this perpetual theme and i think the only acceptable reason is the 8million in London and the souths self proclaimed self importance.I've never met a hard man south of Newcastle tbqh.
>>83591677God made me write it. (and i may be a childish man child from time to time as well)
>>83591829Alright answer me this. Why isn't Sean more bullied here?
>>83591882>Why isn't Sean more bullied here?n a Logos lens, Sean's situation reflects systemic balance and interdependence. The community has rules (social norms, limits of attention, collective behavior) that constrain extreme outcomes. His posts trigger some pushback (feedback), but not enough to collapse his agency, so the system remains coherent. The "restraint" emerges naturally from constraints, feedback, and the network's self-correcting dynamics rather than from anyone enforcing fairness or cruelty.Coherence is crucial because only actions, systems, and ideas that fit together can persist, function, and produce meaningful outcomes.
TATATATATATATATATA ZUKYUN!
>>83591882because people ignore his posts now. He bullies himself. >>83591399>>83591406check timestamp. too much of a coincidence, same yesterday as well. He got caught out last week samefagging as rotheranon and still does it, he is that braindead lid. >>83591900>The community has rulesno it doesn't. sean is a window licking parasite and should be treated as such
Garn eat some chocolate and then hang up the washing, then eat some more chocolate. It's the perfect plan.
>>83591971Regardless of what you think Britfeel does indeed have rules as it is a system, otherwise we would not exist in a coherent meaningful way. Such rules are unspoken but hold up the system. It is BRITfeel not AUSfeel.Stopping Sean from posting would require removing or severely limiting his agency. That could happen if the system (us) imposed constraints that block his ability to act, reduce his options, or punish him enough that he can no longer make meaningful choices. In short, the system would have to break the coherence of his participation rather than just argue with him.There are ways to do that.
>>83591831that was my thought too. a corner that's flat/blunt on one edge and sharp on the other. someone could drive that into my soft tum-tum, and it'd do more damage than a sharp point.
>>83591994Yeah that is right, there are indeed unwritten rules, but no defined list of rules for britfeel as it is. That is what I meant.
>>83592008Welcome to the Logos. May you find coherence.
Some of you are quite mean trying to force somebody out. Maybe some of us dont like how you post, are you going to leave?
niche one but does anyone remember the old Dr Who where it had some twin brothers and they were these intellectual types going on like:>why brother, that last remark was a tautology.>incorrect, a tautological argument relies on both the major and minor premise.Logoslad, i'm sure you know your stuff, but you have the character of a robot.
>>83592030the only person here i have an actual problem with is someone i strongly suspect to be a certain underage poster.fortunately, that gives a very straightforward reason for them to be banned. unfortunately, the report form doesn't allow you to explain context.
>>83592030I don't want Sean to be forced out. And I don't want him to be bullied by loads of posters either. I just think he should be bullied by 5 or 6 people.
>>83592060I guess my agency can seem robotic sometimes. I focus on coherence - things must make sense, or we're not aligned with the Logos. To survive as a species, we need Logos alignment; it provides guardrails to keep the system from collapsing
>>83592085it's too late for any bullying to be formative. at this point HelperLad just needs to give up the wrugs and wooze before he develops more physical health problems.sounds like he has good mates/family, so the support network is there. addicts know all too well that bullying and shaming don't 'work', they just make you sneaky.and if you hate Sean's guts, consider this: there's a potential, BETTER Sean in there somewhere. lad's probably quite nice.
>>83591900>behaviorAI-coded word salad.>>83592094but then you're actively obeying these rules if you believe you have the agency to make that decision, and decide to adhere to some constraints. that's all well and lovely if they're rules that serve you and/or humanity as a whole, but what about people who don't?and if your argument is that 'well the logos is there, no matter what', then how the hell COULD there be non-logos-adherents, what would even make you remarkable for being logospilled? that's like saying you obey gravity.
Absolute twaddle this winter weather, is it notDownright befuddling, even
>>83592098if sean can shit up the thread with his drunken ramblings and his suicidal shit every few days then we are all allowed to rip the piss clean out of him for being such a fucking twat Simple as
>>83592072You could get yourself banned then appeal the ban and explain it that way or join the secret IRC channel.
HHL takes up a valueable space in a sheltered housing property simply because he is too lazy to work. That space could be given to someone in actual need. And what's worse: He brings drugs and dangerous people into this housing complex and puts vulnerable people at risk.
>>83592098>BETTER Sean in there somewheremate he got caught noncing thats why he is in an OAP home. he ain't coming back from this, you can put the trip back on now and stop getting your care worker to type out your posts seany lad.>>83592149exactly.
Was in Sports Direct today looking for a new pair of shoes. Found some I liked and asked for them in a size 8. The man came back with the single display model shoe in hand and said they don't have a pair of size 8, just the single display shoe, then said I can buy a size 8 display shoe, and a size 8.5 for the other foot, and he'd knock 20% off the price. I asked if he was joking and he said no, this happens all the time(?) Does this seem normal? Surely this would leave the other 8.5 without a pair? I'm still unsure if he was joking.
Why did his brother leave a 5 star review on google maps though?
I'm thinking a chicken chow mein for din dins later. Oh aye x
>>83592150i could grass in the IRC but the topic says messaging mods reports = ban.as a long-term grass they've actually been chill about this in the past, but maybe they've clamped right down. shift in culture.
>>83592185yeah that's where his defence falls apart.can't blame him though. tbfair this is just a shitty thing that's happened, but in reality nothing will actually come of it. people know where he lives, big deal, tons of people know where YOU live RIGHT now.me, i'm just impressed with the detectivelad. this was a complex visual puzzle and he solved it.
>>83592195Why do you live in sheltered housing for 55+?
>>83592121>then how the hell COULD there be non-logos-adherents, what would even make you remarkable for being logospilled? that's like saying you obey gravity.The Logos doesn't enforce coherence, it does allow multiple states to exists at the same time, it only ensures that incoherent choices eventually fail.Only when incoherence accumulates past a catastrophic threshold does the system collapse, until then misalignment can coexist.>that's like saying you obey gravity.I mean that's my point, the Logos exists it's embedded in reality. I am for sure merely stating that gravity exists in your context. We must align to it.
>>83592211Maybe thats the great filter, it has to matter enough to get yourself banned for the mods to action it.Use a bouncer.
>>83592195thought you were a proper norf east ladit not right
sean you drooling spastic, when are you going to address the fact you got caught noncing?
>>83592246what i don't get is how some boards have/had moderation and others don't.maybe that's why they added janitors as a quick in-between but it always seemed like: CP = taken care of pretty quickly. outright gibberish spam/links or some persistent gimmick troll? just gets left.i don't expect a mod to be versed in /britfeel/ lore, it's probably not relevant to their interests, can only go off a singular post. but say someone admitted to being underage and then routinely posted with a tripcode, can't we just explain that in a box? i do actually want moderation/rules where it improves the site tbqh.
Lunchingham soon i fink X
>>83592230>but in reality nothing will actually come of itbecause the only anon who was going to do something, rotheranon, turned out to be sean the spaz drama farming.
there's just a couple of casual posts last August where someone found the care home.in this day and age there must be enough public information online you could just find missing people, or solve a murder case.
there has been a lot more heinous loli stuff across all boards lately
>>83592297for me it was when he actually got the train up to Sunderland to kick his head in, but then changed his mind.
>>83592304I found my father after 35years.Sadly he wasn't interested, I'm not even black.
>>83592328Damn. Do you think being black would've helped?
>>83592304>>78642352now that is lush and I mean 4 times lush x
>>83592343Welper lurking and reporting posts doublequicktime
Irn bru without all the delicious sugar is shit, what's the point?
a-a-a-a-anyone got any tips for de horses my lads?5 years no bookies me my lads lucky 15's don't count
>>83592415wh-wh-wh-why does he wear the b-b-b-b-bikini my laaaad
Has there been technological advances with frozen ice cream? Suddenly it's all soft serve, ready to eat straight from the freezer.
>>83592337Well, I could have probably found out what prison he was in, my white father wouldn't give me his address.
>>83592328corrr how'd you pull that off, lad?mental how some people can simply never know. say your mother shagged multiple different men of the same race, in the same year. that's it, then. your dad was just some bloke in a pool of blokes.
>>83592441im praying that you turn black my lad and find your da
>US District Judge Alvin Hellerstein ordered for Maduro to remain held until at least a 17 March hearing.[119]Oy vey innit
suddenly feel like i might vomit. but my vomit trug is also my laundry trug. cannot be arsed with cleaning it out afterwards.
me? Went to tesco got a rustlers and a deli pizza. Sorted.
>>83592445Mum was a 18yr old virgin waitress, he was a 26yr old waiter. When she got pregnant he offered to marry her there and then and not to have an abortion, if she didn't want me he begged her to go through with the birth and he would raise me.Being a silly girl she turned her nose up at everything and left the country.So i had a lot of info about him before i started looking, his name, his parents names, his brothers names and addresses. His brother died and his wife wouldn't talk to me, said i wasnt really her nephew and stuff, he did move to america and married and had my half sister and all sorts of adventures before he returned to the uk.It wasn't too hard to get in contact with people from his past and pin him down.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crrn054nxe7ocor AI is undressing people. maybe it's because i'm not female but i don't fully understand the problem tbqh. what if someone just fancies you and wanks off, what if they look at a Facebook photo or use their imagination?
tranny basher turned up with a placard in nottingham (in the gay bit of town) to be a whiney hateful cunt looking for an argumenthe lasted about as long as it took for someone to chuck baked beans at himbean boy better get back in his tin
>>83592488>deli pizzaas in, from the pizza counter lad?not really an answer to the "frozen pizza" Q earlier but i reckon these are some of the best 'zas available from supermarkets. what toppings did you get?
>>83592507It was in a box in the tesco fridge .Look at that lad it is lush and I DO mean lush.
>>83592489sorry to hear that, lad. even if that's just the norm you grew up with, whatever expectations you had, that's some people who have a blood relative and don't give a fig ;_;did you have a dad growing up?
>suddenly feel like i might vomit.>mayonnaise/salad cream on pepperoni pizzayep that'll do it. thanks for the push, anon.
>>83592539corr if it dont kill ya only makes ya stronger mate!
>>83592534>Dadfate wasn't kind on that front.But im not going into it it's a horrible tale.
All these folks saying this is the first time a leader/acting president was militarily abducted while in office are utterly wrong, the same exact thing happened to Karl Donitz back in June of 1945. ... They literally arrested and hauled him off in the same exact manner and then conducted a regime change more to their liking:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFnpZ9UIWkQ
ohhh right i had that frozen curry yesterday, the one i didn't reheat properly.probably makes sense to be vomiting.
Ate my pizza, it was LUSH and I DO mean LUSH.
>>83592545Cigarettes will kill you but if they don't they make you stronger.
>>83592685Wise words me lad wise words
Corr epic bumsesh that and the older gentleman took me out for maccies then a full shop in Asda pro boner.Met some lovely lads in the bumsesh scene and that is lush x
I just had a "popcorn shit", its a type of shit that feels like that its shooting out your bum, like bursts of popcorn, not diarrhoea but nice pleasant little bursts.Quite a gentle pleasant experience, I cant really relate it to anything else tbqh
Love Shes electric and Supersonic by Oasis. Imagine a beautiful blonde girl I once knew is dancing.
Just dawned on me that I've never had parmo before. Might get one sometime this week.
Willy Weaklungs over here demanding a gas mask in the fumes factory, because he never picked up smoking as a teenager.
Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Suede, The Libertines, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, The Vaccines. Awesome shit. The last hurrah of proper good English rock music.
>>83592735>I've never had parmo before.youfuckingWHAT
Went for a few jars down the pub cos I got bored, lonely and depressed. Might get fish and chips tonight.
Tfw you will never be high on ecstasy at a gig in a field in 1996 belting out Dont Look Back in Anger.
garn search archive for 'parmo' it's mostly me trying to get HHL to buy a parmo.>>83592735GET A FUCKING PARMO IN
SO SALLY CAN WAIT SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS SHES WALKING ON BY MY SOUL SLIDES AWAY BUT DONT LOOK BACK IN ANGER I HEARD YOU SAY
Ackshually the Donitz comparison does lag behind a little, given the US essentially kept the entire maduro govt intact and just kidnapped the man himself here hoping the existing govt would just fall in line with US demands, whereas w/Donitz the allies literally just arrested everyone (even the low-level clerks and secretaries) wholesale
Fucking hate modern life lads. So fucking shit. Everyone is nasty mong poisoned by fucking phones and social media.
In America they call it a "Philly Cheese Steak".
never mind, HelperLad is telling lies.>Wed 17 Nov 2021 23:55:58>Had Parmo for the first time last night when I ordered me wakeaway. Was quite nice might get it again tbqh.no need for this, lad. of course i'll encourage you. no sense in fibbing: if you want a parmo, get a parmo, they're lush.
Have you ever felt suicidal lads? What was it like?
Gonna live forever Gonna live forever
>>83592775why does he lie like this
>>83592772given that fried, breaded chicken is lush, bechamel is one of French cuisine's three basic 'mother sauces', and everyone has covered everything in cheese, parmos must have been created independently all over the world.in fact, the actual Middlesbrough parmo was invented by an American. but don't tell them that.
>>83592776When I dropped out of uni I thought about it seriously. Gets really scary when you actually start putting plans into action then you want to back down when it feels real but you also do not want to go on like this so you end up wanting to scream fucking horrible.
>83592735PaedoLad the UK Paedophile
Alrite de lid. Thanks for freeing me out of that whack crystal prison.Really appreciate the minced pies ya put out for me once I woz free. Didn't know they did iced minced pies. Corr sugar overload right into me cold blooded body.Got a wish for you de lid. I can give you unlimited and free access to any food ya love at any time but you got to tell me what food ya want to be able to summon at your whim.What's it gonna be de lid? Ya look hungry. Wurgers? Wizzas? Wried ups? Wacos? Wurritos? Woups? Womelette? Wish-Willets?
Neil Gaiman. Great comics he made that sandman. An obvious self insert fantasy but still pretty amazing. Loved it. Good writer. Just could not keep it in his trousers tbqh.
>>83592776Feel like I wish I was dead every day but sadly I still have a survival instinct
>>83592815Whicken whievs lid
>>83592752Corr proper NEET scran that. Imma secure that Parmo soon.>>83592742Just something I've never thought about getting tbqh.>>83592775Corr if that's real then I can't even remember that. Strange.
>>83592793i think it really is as straightforward as him pretending to be on the fence about [doing a thing], so everyone goes>go on lad, [do that thing]! it Tuesday.i fell for it just now, hook, line and sinker. but i'd equally 'validate' him if he was just honest.>haven't had a parmo in a while, fancy getting one in.i'd be egging him on, still. no need for this trickery.
>>83592815I want a Webab, with EXTRA garlic sauce, AND it's in a NAAN not a PITA with a portion of chips smothered in BURGER SAUCE.
>>83592830No eggs in a parmo lad
Think about it lads, our poops are shaped like our innards. Just think about that.
>>83592827Ham and cheese or herb butter de lid? I wish they did a duxelle filling for Wievs.>>83592834Unlimited Webabs? Yer wish come true. I love the big pillowy naans that are like 16 inches across. Corr those flatbreads are underrated.
>>83592828it is real.now i say, DON'T get a parmo. tried one already, haven't you? can't go round 'trying' something twice.(unless you've never had a hotshot parmo. in which case, get a hotshot parmo cor it lush)
>>83592849Butter for me de lid, loadsa garlic innit
ChatGPT keeps assuming I'm a child by the way I write questions.Everytime I correct it, it apologises and said it shouldnt do that but KEEPS DOING IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e0SQn9uUlwLook a the schnozz on this bitchIncredible
>>83592849>Yer wish come trueAnd yet I am sitting here webabless.
>>83592836>No eggs in a parmo ladthere actually could be, a bit, if you do that whole egg wash thing to bread the chicken.have followed this lad's video when i've made my own:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVW7oIwwupA
Warehouse wagieslaves are all gonna be out of work soon lmfao
>>83592883But what is the cost of these things. How many can they make at scale, what infrastructure is needed to have a million of these mongbots running at the same time with no hiccups?
>>83592854>hotshot parmoThat does indeed sound lush. Garn make it this week's NEET quest to get one.
>Decent Kebab place opens up near where I live>More schwarma then kebab>I pop in and I'm one of the first customers>Tell people in passing they should try it>It becomes successful>Suddenly I'm priced out as they've raised their cost>Reviews start tumbling online>They delete their just eat account>Reopen it and they get review bombed againAnd that is why you dont price out the common man greedy iranians
>>83592909Just checked the archive and you've had one before. Twice.
>>83592870i have a beak like this. some might even call it 'a Roman nose' ;_;cool robot though. we've come a long way.
>>83592953He has no shame, lies to the britfeel boys DAILY, he's running laps around us poor lads and taking us for FOOLS.
>>83592953what do you expect from a nonce really lid?he need gassing, like seriously, right now.
>>83592953i only found the one tbqh. but maybe that's wishful thinking since i don't like being lied to TWICE.>Phwoaaar this is what they eat in Middlesborough. Need to get myself down there and get some Rasta pasta and parmo. Looks fookin gorgeous.^ this one wasn't him saying he was eating this.but yeah HelperLad-from-the-past get yourself to that Manjaro's some time. they basically do that whole Nando's thing where you get half a chicken with YOUR CHOICE of spice and it nice.(spoons never stuck the landing with this one, very disappointed.)
Nu edish soon, is it not X
just want cheap scran that's well made and you know what you're getting.>here at J D Wetherspoon we are rustling up some roast chicken and chargrilling it, Nando's styleit SHOULD be better than it is ;_;
>>83593015You should make it lad, be a big boy
>>83592870is it fully profecient in making love though?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5O98xCpDYk
people lying in a community where both external and self policing have failedwhere is your Logos now??
>>83593061The chinks are working on ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/rda9_8vPGpw
why do femoids want to shag Data so much?
>>83593092Imagine the Logos is like a big invisible rulebook for a game. If people start cheating or lying, the game doesn't stop right away. But later, because the rules still exist, things start to go wrong, people stop trusting each other, the game gets messy, and players lose their turns.This is the Logos. Thank you for questioning it lad.
new edish>>83593189new edish and I mean new edish>>83593189
>>83593133what is your favourite of the logos?mine is Amazon, because if you pay attention, it points from 'a' to 'z'.
>>83593202I'm not quite seeing it lad, could you be a bit clearer.
>>83593109Nice, the doll makers need to team up with the roboticists and Chatbot makers
is this the 500th post I think it is de lads get in the new thread u tossers WHY are you even still here god were conversing with out you tsk TSK
>>83592875Curse you ACKSHUALLY CAT you've foiled me again!
