Corfe Castle edish
Iong neck, short penis
>>83581462If everything was better before the internet why are you constantly online?
Important to reiterate that 1985 is a SR-71 songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sy8ulwexfY
>>83581526Huh, who knew? Imagine it's a bit embarrassing having one of your main hits be a cover >Wheatus - a little respect>Alien ant farm - smooth criminal >And the rest...
>>83581521Ideally it would be the other way around lol
>>83581537At least they wrote a few other songs that did wellSomeone like Natalie Imbruglia's only song ever being a cover must be disheartening
Heads up Laddingtons.
>>83581528Most people are fundamentally lazy fucking fags including myself. We go for what is easiest in the moment. Creativity and doing shit comes from boredom. Boredom drives you to learn guitar or read books to go out to try and shag and socialise. You also literally HAD to go out and make friends because other than reading and listening to music there was fuck all else to fucking do. In the moment, it is too tempting to do the easy thing and wank to your favourite porn on Reddit or scroll through insta or Facebook or shitpost to retards here. Also, it other cunts get lazy then nobody is at the party so no point so the problem spirals. >>83581528
>that mate who hit 30 and now buys "nice" clothes but he's still a fat slob so you can barely tell his jumper is Ralph Lauren
I am glad drinking is dying. Music is dying. Sex is dying. The fucking spirit of the 60s boomers was sex, drugs and rock and roll. Nobody is liking any of those three things anymore. Nobody under 30 cares about rock unless they are a weird incel.
>>83581537Always preferred Moives by alien ant farm tbqh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2t4jfVTiUsuch a choon
>>83581551oh that does not look good for me at all lad not at all
>>83581551gaan sledding
>>83581562Attitude their best song imo. Their music was actually pretty good despite them being a bit cringe imo. Torn by imbruglia is a tune tho I must say
Well done this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zaAYUZqZvlAFind it hard to imagine many will be fucking nostalgic for fucking 2025. Could be wrong.
>>83581562IN WINTERWE CAN TASTEDA PAAAAYUHHHHHEUNNN
Nu edish is it XPhwoar
What was the best year to be born in as a white British man? I would say 1948 maybe? Old enough for the Beatles and summer of love and sex and all that. Maybe it sucked if you were born in a small shitty mining town or working class generally.
Are my eyes are going to be stronk af after a week of taking steroid drops?
>>83581561like serfs growing marrows, at least that WAS the exciting thing to do.>you're going to the bingo? why? what else is going on?
>>83581563It dont matter lad, just another face in the crowd innit.Reminds me of when I went to a gig and was pissed off my head, I kept going "WOO" during the song and the zoomie lads in front of me were obsessing over me, saying "YOURE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE". Honestly I had no idea who was playing just having fun innit.
>>83581614> zoomie ladsThey act on the understanding that anything they say or do may be filmed
Grriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.RaaaAaaaaah. Move bags and smoke on lads.
Forgot to say lads but Wendy finally had burger again a couple days ago. I had baconator and bacon fries. It a lush and I mean LUSH
Fucking hell lads I will tell you what it is. It feels like we have not got out of the shit since the 2007 economic crash in this country. Everything just went to shit then.We had the rise of wokeness and social media and Trump and Brexit and the Covid and the Russian invasion of Ukraine and more Trump. Just one thing after another. Just want shit to be normal again and go back the 90s end of history calm shit.
>>83581627They just seemed confused that someone was having fun at a gig. But I just have this thing inside me that needs to be let loose at certain times. I cant bottle it up me, need to let it out otherwise I'll be running down the street naked screaming.
>>83581603>Maybe it sucked if you were born in a small shitty mining town or working class generally.nah that was THE TIME we (and i do mean we) had it great.my grandparents grew up in eight-of-us-to-a-room pit village slums. one little world war later, the local council gave them a proper terraced house at reasonable rates.right up until their deaths, the council was just handing out bungalows for aged miners. can only assume those are student flats now.
>>83581644We are facing fucking massive age and race demographic issues tbqh lad. Massive shit to come. It is only going to get worse and worse and worse. 1991-2001 was probably the golden age of humanity and western culture tbqh.
>eating edibles the past few days>everytime i rip a fartington there is the slightest wiff of ganja
Might book in a bumsesh for later.
>>83581658Catch it in a jar and reuse it
>>83581627seen people suggest living life 'as though you're always being recorded' which sounds like hell. but it's not far off the truth nowadays.
Why won't Blad go on the ozempic jabs?
You mustn't ever light a candle in front of a mirror. It may double the light output but you don't know what it will call to you from the other side of the mirror.
Is Mounjaro free on the NHS?
>>83581674I looked at ozempic me, far too expensive. I checked out the reddit and stuff and people are taking like 15mg of this stuff, and 0.25 mg is 80 quid and you only do that dose for a month, afterwards its 150quid a month for 1mg dose and that's the cheapest and the smallest effective dose.Imagine you're paying for 15mg to stuff into your fat belly when you can just say no to food.
>nooo you can't just provide citizens with things they need to live, with their money going back to the state, to provide more people with more things>that's SOCIALISM!aye. bring it back.
>>83581695cost same as any NHS prescription so about 9 quid, but qualifying factor is if you're diabetic or pre diabetic.
>>83581691Do not believe in the supernatural me. Proper science lad I am. It is all bollocks and bullshit. Will put a candle in front of the mirror and ask Satan or any passing spirit of demon to possess me. Nothing will happen.
We're ALL Charlie Kirk in home.
>>83581705It real but it complicated lad. Not for us humans to comprehend just yet.
>>83581705you can say you're all science-brained, but some innate part of you feels nervous when you do this.funny how that's an instinct that served us well against tigers, it all evolution. but when it's superstition? all bollocks mate, no demons or ghosts :)
just wish a could go frollick in the snow like x
just want losersignpicsfootlad back
>>83581701Lad. That shit sorta worked between 1945-1973 but then the oil crisis hit and prices rose. Unions too strongk and shut down the country when they did not get what they wanted so wages rose which drove inflation higher in a spiral so nobody could save money which is shite for an economy. Also, mines were run at a loss just to keep miners employed even if they were shite and inefficient. Result was stagflation and shit economy in the 70s. 1974 the country almost fucking collapsed for fucks sake. If there was social media back then there would have been a revolution or civil war but everyone was in the dark except for the bbc and newspapers. These days you have economic behemoths like China and India to compete with for everything and developing economies where child workers will work twice as hard for half the pay. You need to have things that can actually complete and Thacher realised the only we could do well still was London finance banking so our economy has literally banked on that since.
>>83581721>you can say you're all science-brained, but some innate part of you feels nervous when you do this.Nope. No fear. No such thing as spirits or demons. All bollocks. I am about as scared of fucking dragons outside than I am of fucking spirits at candlelight at midnight in a mirror. Maybe I will record myself.
Imagine still believing in supernatural shit in 2025. Proper disconnected from reality some lads are tbqh.
>>83581730all right then, let's see how these neolib tech workers like it when it's THEIR jobs.not 'entitled' to support, are they? we are just trading with China and India for the best deals, it's what Adam Smith would have wanted x
benniemaxxing and exercising like society will collapse in the next 5 years
>>83581738and yet you exist in a reality that displays coherence and you question nothing. Enjoy your mirror time lel
>>83581738then you're missing a vital part of your brain like a psychopath is.even scienticians would agree that your amygdala going hog wild at a car coming towards you doesn't mean cavemen had cars specifically, but the instinctive human brain response comes from a sound place (don't want those tigers or rocks to hit you).don't fuck yourself over just to prove a point, you'll regret it after you die.
>>83581674Looking to go on it soon, that's if I'm accepted for it. I just need to get my fat arse to the GP at 8am because it's impossible to get a phone appointment. >>83581704Or if you're on wenefits it's free.
>>83581754this is the britfeel way. The ritual will be completed.
>pharmacy lady asks what my exception is>"i-it's code 'U' on the form...">pulls the tannoy mic closer to her>"SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? THE FULL REASON, PLEASE."
>>83581697You can get the pure alkaloid from china, then you just need to do a little bit of science to make the drug yourself. Seen someone on reddit say they did it. If I knew a bunch of fat cunts I'd consider doing some black market ones myself.
>>83581785>Oh another one for Universal credit is it?
>>83581729I thought Blad and LSFPL were the same person.
>>83581788>just buy the shit from china and make your own drugsThe lengths fatties will go to just to avoid a bit of exercise is fucking shocking lmao
>four (4) Nipits in gob>fancy a tramadol>squirrel the Nipits into my cheek>swallow tramadol but none (0) of the 'pitsi am becoming a hamster.
>tfw mid thirties and never been on holiday as an adult>tfw never had a relationship and sexmakes me sad but it's too late to enjoy life now. I can't see myself ever having the energy to improve.
>>83581785It's K actually.
Don't fake it, baby.
Very curious about what Soundspacker is referring to when he says he needs to do "the other thing". One of the great mysteries of our time I reckon.
>>83581865wanking lad, hes having a wank
>>83581845>tfw mid thirties and never been on holiday as an adultThis is true of virtually everyone in our generation lad. Holidays are an extreme luxury for an affluent nation. We have known a permanent semi-recession all our working lives.
>>83581813Not into feet sorry.
>>83581658As >>83581671 said, store them then take them to a factory to compress them into little cyclinders then sell them to parties, instead of "whippits" you can market them as "brappits" ??Millionaire by this time next year.
>>83581885He was more into loser signs, specifically women doing them to humiliate him.
dislike that they can do this in rehab/detox. lovely couple but they WERE going on about God/Jesus. and it had to specifically be through their group and their programme.let lids undergo a medical process in an NHS building. they can decide this stuff when they're more sound of mind.
>>83581884Lots of people go on holiday between 18-25 on youtube.
>>83581884>extreme luxury lad its under 25 quid for a plane ticket to spain, stop being such a bennies mong your entire life holy fuck
>>83581865very curious about this dream he had.he's quite a mysterious person, i have to say.
>>83581885>Not into feetI sometimes forget that it's a niche interest
>>83581913you think we all just have passports lying around?
how do you pronounce 'niche'? 'nitch' or 'neeshay'?
>>83581927neeesh
Bumsesh and a tonguesesh has been booked for nine pm.Getting vitamin dih in my life x
>>83581922passports are only 90 quid >inb4 counter signature drivel
>>83581913And how much travel, accommodation, food/drink, leisure? Not to mention ancillary expenses like clothes, suitcases/bags, footwear/hats etc. Lets be realistic lad a decent holiday costs hundreds even if you're solo. For the average person our age it's just not worth it for a couple days in the sun, frankly. Plenty might also literally just not be able to scrape together that much to drop at once.
>>83581881I don't want to believe that
Rly uncomfy dream i had sitting w my mam n she ws suddenly like rhat "I feel like I should take up smoking" am ljke that what ? "I want to meet a new man" "am sick of being a mammy i want my own life x" I ws like that What?? Nd ran out the house crying. My childhood doctor appeared from nowhere nd he ws nice to me.nd came back in tbe house nd like drugged her or something nd she went back to normal. Still quite disturbing n.n
>tfw can't ever go on holiday due to the soaring price of hats
I for one hope Wes Streeting manages to coup out Keir. I've always said that it would be really good for the country to have a male PM that likes cock and balls and getting his arsehole fucked by cocks and sucks cock and eats cock and cum.
my flat is so dusty it's giving me nosebleeds
>>83581943you do actually need a countersignature for a passport.there are assumptions (dare i say, privileges) at play here you aren't even considering.
>>83581785Prescriptions r free in scotland. Nvr had this issue.x
>tfw, snarf found the fishtank.
>>83581994i hope someday i can move to the Promised Land.
>>83581984Have you considered getting off your fat arse, getting a brush and shovel and cleaning up said dust?
>>83581998that coral on the left has ESCAPED THE TANK
>tfw never got to have a 19yo gfi may as well end it.
>>83582018Maybe that's what she's investigating?
>>83582006>a shovelas in, a spade? do you mean a dustpan and brush?
>>83582021I dumped my 17yo goth gf by text on valentine's daySomething of a mistake, in hindsight
>walk back in the shopWho do this lot think they are? Police wind me up too.https://youtu.be/Zh4X0O7g16Y
>>83582057That sucks lad. I never had the opportunity to even get anywhere with anyone. So I don't have regrets like that. I can't imagine myself finding love at 36.
Nothing is free, it's all paid for by taxpayers. But that's the problem with socialism - eventually you run out of other people's money.
>>83581644>>83581278yes der liddington I watch her, got out of some rehab thing recently didn't she
Why is that police officer wanting him to know what his "screensaver" is on the phone? Fucking hell.
If hip ans knee pain is stopping u frm living life to the fullest. Contact lanarkshire private clinic x
>>83582094It's the YooKay, lad, if you're a criminal you will be given all due process and your property rights will be respected; if you're a normal law-abiding citizen then quite simply due process and property rights do not exist for you.
Oo doctor my wee knee so sore need a massage need a coddines xxx
Fish tanks are dosser coded
>>83581954If it's "not worth it" then don't do it. If you want to do it and enjoy it then it is worth it. I spent 7k on a trip to Mexico year before last, intend on spending a similar amount going on a safari in Africa end of this year. People that earn money are allowed to spend it on what they want.
>>83582136I am a dosser, but it's not my fishing tank.
>>83582071t. Feels entitled to "access to the north sea" for some reason
>>83581954>it's just not worth it for a couple days in the sun,It really is ladYou get away from this shithole for a second and you realize that there is more to life than rotting in some shitty council flat for the rest of your days >Plenty might also literally just not be able to scrape together that much to drop at once.Yeah lad, fucking bennies mongs who believe they should get everything for free
>>83582071money is just a construct, anyway. whether it's data in a banking system or physical cash, it's just a token designed to keep resources in check.the actual RESOURCES are there. which is what ruffles my feathers, if i'm being honest. we're not 'running out' of those.
It's all fine wanting to get out of this shit country but without a girlfriend it seems rather pointless.
>>83582165Artificial scarcity is the name of the game. Can't just have everyone running around buying the things they want, it'd make it less fun for the people at the top.
>>83582165Money is the means by which scarce resources are allocated, lad. The only reason we're not running out is because of money.(though also money is the reason they're being extracted in the first place)
>>83582175Please list off what resources are not scarce, lad.
if you had loving sex in your shitty council flat it would cost 0 (zero) pounds and would give you an ego boost and a new lease on life that, while not curing depression, would make you feel better about the world and yourself. one sex = actual months of this.source: experience.
>tfw no gf to go visit the Great Pond of the Retiro with
>>83582175>Artificial scarcityaye that's the term i was looking for.>>83582176>>83582181food. prices have gone up disproportionately, even though we have a surplus.
>>83582182The fact that the government is willing to spend BILLIONS on pushing demonstrably useless policies to try and get men engaged with society (job centres, anti-depressants, yoof centres and so on), yet will not spend ONE SINGLE PENNY on getting sad lonely young lads some good pussy once in a while, tells you everything we need to know.
RSPB member me, just out feeding d pigeons
>>83582136Idk cus they cost a lot on electricity byt my childhood friend that ws a lassie that ws 5 years older than me that weve not spoke in 10 yrs that my mam spoke to her mam in b&q a while ago has a tropical fish tank n she doesnt have a job as far as I know byt idk if her mam has money from when her dad died or.smth albeit that ws years ago now, Still,it would be cute to jave sum wee clown fish, or a tortoise to be honest they're hard to take care of though
>food is not a scarce resourceWow, so glad that I'm sharing britfeel with such titans on intellectualism.
>>83582170Solo travel and staying in hostels is the best imo
>>83582192If we made hair transplants free on the NHS for men, the birth rate would skyrocket
>>83582182This doesn't seem possible to me. I'm still living with my parents in my thirties. Dating just seems off the table. Even having a job would not be enough.
>>83582197He love birds. I hope Swanage Robin's foods are full of cupboards x.
>>83582192They also stop giving a shit about men past 25. I think deep down they know you're unlikely to change by that point and just have to endure paying disability for the next 50 years.
>>83582198Webm is me when i see ur fish tank(am a cat)
>>83582205Remember being frustrated by this a lot when I was a teenagerMates of mine had parents that actually left the house, so they were able to shag their gfsI had to settle for the occasional house party shag and that was it
>>83582200Not for me. Sounds rather lonely. Imagine the end of the day must get sad. You'll be the only single lad in most places.
>>83582026the cat is drinking the water!
>>83582192Jobs are a good way to meet womenhttps://yougov.co.uk/topics/society/trackers/how-brits-meet-their-partners
>>83582199Shan't be falling for it
>>83582192sex should be the great equaliser, in a way.i pin most of this on dating apps. you could just ignore them but this HAS become how young people date. of course women are going to treat the whole thing like an Argos catalogue.if that fucks with men's heads then i don't see the phenomenon itself as entitled or sexist, it's just a cause-and-effect phenomenon. if anything, it actually reminds me of 'magazines are pushing size 0 models + beauty standards onto are women and girls'.
>>83582243Yeah, she's bonkers. I had to remind her to drink out of the dogs water. Back to normal now, was worried she was going to fall in, desu.
>>83582067I had the most attention from women 18-25 when i was 35. Just put a shirt on and look tidy, goes a long way.
>>83582226Not true, couples rarely stay in hostels. Almost everyone at hostels is single and usually young and sexy. Easiest place to get laid if you're not a complete social retard, unfortunately this does exclude you.
Unable to get sex causes depression. Longterm depression is a good enough reason for disability. I am never going to be in the right mind to work. Working should feel rewarding and when you aren't getting sex, there seems little point in bothering.
>>83582265You can't expect normies to think rationally lad.
jobs are just bollocks anyway which is why tomorrow in office I shall be reading books on open library, monitoring trading 212 and researching what to invest in (thinking nvidia) and potentially fleshing out some tunes using soundtrap which I will then further flesh out at home. Will I actually work? no because my job is bollocks but thankfully I wfh 3x a week so can doss the other days, if I could neet I would neet.
>>83582260You won't meet many women in the types of jobs that may be available to men. So unless you want to make friends with barely english speaking brown men (who most likely will stick to their own race), working isn't the final piece of the puzzle.
>>83582278This is, by the average lib's own standards and values, entirely valid. But it just so happens that they have an irrational knee-jerk response to anything that compels women to act in a certain way (in this case, compelling them somehow, even through voluntary means, to have sex with a male they deem unworthy). Shows the inherent contradictions in liberalism.
>>8358227225? what happened after that, still seems young
A real mystery why women don't want to have sex with whiny unemployed shut-in dossers
me, i'll fall for anything.>>83582199we pay farmers not to grow food. food gets thrown away. plenty of jobs in the food industry (including actual farming) where the workers are paid a pittance, often illegally.even when strawbs are in-season domestically, they cost a bloody fortune.
>>83582265Women in general seem to struggle with the idea that a 9/10 man will fuck a 5/10 woman.This means we have millions of 5-8/10s who think they're 9/10 women, and won't settle for less.Combined with all the gentle headpats they get from media and self help books, there is a real delusion that many women are too good for men.
>>83582297Are you actually capable of thoughts that aren't selected from the gimmick algorithm. It's unnerving
>>83582260It's currently only hovering at 14%, lad. I reckon most of that is inertia from previous generations too. I don't know a single person who met their gf/bf or wif/husband at work. Just isn't how younger people do things these days.
>>83581430Crikey, yeah that must have been terrifying being so young and it's understandable you'd be wary of medical practices. >It got me into this state of mind where basically I just expected someone else to sort out my problems, my momFeeling that mate, like a learned helplessness, however, if you're not of sound mind you don't know any better so that person stepping in for you can be your only relief or first steps to getting the help you need. This was the way for me, my mum knew something was off with my behaviour, my thinking, logic etc before I was diagnosed. It's only the last 5 or so years I have sought help for myself. Are you looking after yourself now, taking care of essentials like your health and well being? >>835814862 cushions kinda day for Snarf, noice!If you've got stuff to do and you're up it it then why not. I had a few vertigo experiences the day after my surgery so be aware of that and if you have a walking stick take it with you when you go out in the snow and ice. Enjoy your smoke and beers, mate!
>It ain't bussin' starts playing
>>83582268get some of this in, lad. it'll change your life.
>>83582297>You won't meet many women in the types of jobs that may be available to men.There's plenty of jobs that have a roughly even percentage of men and women working in them.
>>83582289>nvidiaabout 10 years too late pal
>>83582322not rite what they've done to the Metal Box Factory.
>>83582304To be honest women wouldn't want to date a man in a dead end job... especially an older one. The man is still ultimately the breadwinner and that's why women generally have easier lives. They know they can always date up.
>>83582306>we pay farmers not to grow food. food gets thrown away. plenty of jobs in the food industry (including actual farming) where the workers are paid a pittance, often illegally.I'm not saying this isn't true. More than one bad thing can be true at the same time. We have lots of shitty things going on in our dogshit socialist economy that results in bad incentives which results in bad outcomes.>even when strawbs are in-season domestically, they cost a bloody fortune.Indeed, everything costs a lot now, not just food. But do you really think the reason it all costs so much is because one day all the 'fat cats' who 'run the economy' decided to just increase prices for no reason? Like is that actually how you see the world working?I think if you're honestly arguing that there is such a thing as a non-scarce resource you need to really take a step back and consider if you might be retarded.
>>83582332dunno, green arrow seems to be going up, apparently with the whole ai bollocks. Not entirely sure what is safe to invest in long term
That's a no thenLiterally like a bot running through dialogue trees
>>83582318I'd say most do the song and dance with online dating and social media these days. Thing is I've never had social media and don't feel comfortable just posting my photos and life online. With online dating you'd be the bottom of men too.
mate, that's not gonna happen and i'm not playing that game anymore. just have the beer
>>83582304you say this as a joke, but do you think the female equivalent are all single?homeless women, first thing they do is pair up with someone. no matter what state they're both in.
>>83582328Nah lad. Most warehouses and factories (aka shit mundane work) are going to be men. All the women will be in better jobs like retail or something more engaging.
>>83582299I don't know. I guess I was out of "older man fantasy" range for the older ones or the gap was closer and they weren't seriously looking for someone 35+ but their clock was ticking harder, ofc we didn't interact so i dont actually know.I still get the odd warm smile from older women but, without fail, they are chubby, all of them.I am extremely broad shouldered and slim waisted which only a few % of women find attactive, so i guess when it's one of those women (the chubbys) it sets them off.I wouldn't mind a shag but my hearts not in it anymore for anything long term.
>>83582367>All the women will be in better jobs like retail or something more engaging.Do you seriously think there's no men working in retail? Fucking hell you're so clueless lmao
>>83582375wot about younger ones
Is shoplass in?
>>83582378Yeah but I'd say it's tougher for men to get a retail job. Companies want pretty young women on the tills. This is why young women never have issues finding a job between 18-21.
Nothing wrong with a 45 year old man leaving his bitchy, frumpy, ungrateful hag wife of the same age for a pretty, smiley, loving, doting and nubile 22 year old woman.
>>83582387It must be depressing to look at your aging wife when many 19 year old girls have perfect bodies.
>>83582387bit of a spooky one the hag wife trope, like you can get a woman and then she turns into a cunt eventually, like wots the point
>>83582340at some upper limit all resources have scarcity, i'm arguing food is non-scarce in the sense that IF you could wave a magical communist wand, we could absolutely give everyone the available food (today, not some hypothetical space-future food).>do you really think the reason it all costs so much is because one day all the 'fat cats' who 'run the economy' decided to just increase prices for no reason?not some moustache-twirling bloke in a boardroom, no. but it's part of a broader, collective decision to min-max profits. there's loads more they would get away with if they could (and would very much like to), but we have rules and laws. food standards are an obvious one.meanwhile, the moustache-twirling boardroom blokes don't give a fig, because this doesn't affect them in the slightest. Jeeves returns home from Fortnum's with one less gold-plated avocado? they don't even notice.
>>83582384we were nothing more than a passing novelty to her.
>>83582387unironically true imothe kids won't like it but they'll understand in time, as long as you keep seeing them
>>83582384>shoplassCrossmong
the amount of shit supermarkets throw out shows you can easily feed people, there are tonnes of empty houses too but people start kvetching over the idea of getting free shit
when did we start saying 'retail'?i know it's a word, but referring to it AS 'retail', you work 'in retail'. stupid yank mindset that people have 'careers' instead of jobs.
>>83582393For most it's when they have children. As soon as she pops out a sprog you're no longer important as anything other than a provider. Biologically it makes sense but it's a very hard pill to swallow, you've devoted your life to this woman who seems to have been massively appreciative and returns your love and then one day you just don't matter any more. You're expected to work and also do half of the child rearing but from that point on you're just a piece of furniture that nobody cares about, and if you dare complain about it to anyone other than close mates you're the devil. Seen it many times. This will probably activate sprogmong gimmick but it's too late to do anything about it now.
>>83582406like when u get sea monkies as a wean and sometimes look at the tank then forget they exist
>>83582412corrr imagine if that was the twist
>>83582418but in turn your top priority is sproggington and if youre not her priority then why not get a shag on the side? by getting the extra shag in you become a better husband which is what the sproggington needs to turn out right, really its for the greater good.
>>83582425It's obvious I didn't spoil it at the time for naive lads
All this talk of shagging the younger birds reminded me of something:I had a floor manager at work who got kicked out his house when his wife found out he was shagging the 22 year old check out girl.It didnt stop there though it got much worse. He ended up putting money down for a flat he couldn't afford cause he thought him and the 22 year old would run off together but she fucked off with another fella on holiday for like four weeks and he lost his job lel.He had kids too, what an embarrassment. That place was such a fucking mess, another manager got done for stealing lel
>>83582435Well I suppose because I don't actually want the sproggington in the first place. If I set my life up in the understanding that to continue having sex I need to spend the rest of my life caring for a sprog I don't want (thoughbeit I understand should it happen I would begin to care about it) then I'm setting myself up for failure. In reality the power women have is to withhold sex and men can withhold access to resources (i.e. leave the relationship). Once you have a child the man has no power since the state will reallocate all of your resources (house, money, time) to the woman and the sprog if you do try to leave. In simple give/take terms it's a very bad deal for men.
>>83582412Dont know what ur on about. I only post on my own account name.x
Every man would dump their wife for a guaranteed younger girlfriend given the chance.
>>83582422not rite that people do this.i said yesterday or on some other day i can't have a cat and that's 100% for the hypotheticat's case. not only would it be humiliating and suffering to end up in the newspaper>local man kills cat through negligence>'it was the ketamine', man claimsbut a poor lil cat would suffer. i actively oppose that.
>>83582452No, you know exactly what I'm on about
>>83582381Don't get any attention at all, heads are down in their phones or on their way somewhere exciting and into the coversation with their mates.
>>83582469>No, you know exactly what I'm on aboutLol x
>>83582387I agree. Nobody can offer a reason why it's wrong. The only people who object to it are other 45 year old post-wall bitchy, frumpy, ungrateful hag wives who fear their days are numbered and so want to socially browbeat their husbands into not considering it.
I have ingested a herbal remedy meant to alleviate my constipatory symptoms
As I see it? You dont want to be married, dont get married simple int it.Not everyone elses fault you got stuck with a hobgoblin.
hearing the twolls sent the nonce hunters around to rMarks abodeit not right what they doing.
Girls get retail jobs easily. Then for diversity they hire brown men. It really must true that young white men are struggling to get a job these days.
>>83582413There are houses, but homeless people are too mental to be housed.They've tried free housing for homeless in the US, and they just trash the place then leave.
evidence for:- apostrophe shortage- anime- goes on websitesevidence against:- it wasn't crosslad- crosslad said it wasn't- crosslad isn't even 25i think i know who to believe.
>>83582564come on lad, he's been shown to make up personalities before
Why does AB walk in shops with those security tags to set off alarms? Is this normal behaviour for a grown man?
>>83582564Joining sentences together without spacing. Pinterest filenames. "Its kind of fragile to talk about rn"
>>83582586so he can get into hour long arguments over fuck all and generally waste everyones time
Nothing wrong with it as long as he doesn't try to scam money or something bit of harmless fun isn't it x
>>83582605>The spirit of the NEET
>>83582418at least by then, you have the kid to love and care for. maybe we associate that more with women, but looking after kids warms your cockles a bit (even if you're an 'i hate kids' type).besides, it's an acceptable excuse to be a manchild. normaloids don't just sit and watch children's programmes from their youth like you and me, they watch Bluey with the bairns.
Why won't Ruthmong finally top himself?
>>83582605Makes for an entertaining videos to see how wagies react. The woman doesn't want her face to be on tiktok. She will have a hard time with getting herself removed now.
I'm a grill I work in a shop I'm horny x
>>83582605This sounds like fun. I think you can buy them security tags off ebay. I wish I had the balls to start an auditing channel but the arrests every now and then would take its toll.
>>83582418Maybe grow up mate. The purpose of relationships is to have kids. You being brain damaged by the internet into believing it's a mix of a 24/7 porno with some cringe boomer romance like The Notebook isn't women's fault. Women arr straightforward and honest they want babies, men provide the sperm, all this extra shit is cringe.
>>83582587notice that your so-called 'evidence' happens to fit your conclusion.
>noooo she was The One she is my queen and also my on demand porn actress and i cba with kids i just want to get my willy sucked hehe im a naughty boy xD but sensitive as well I wrote you a poem x No wonder women get the ick and cheat. Men are so fucking cringe kek.
>>83582660That's me when i was 19, total knob, drowning in minge.
>>83582630Shag a mannequin.
>>83582660>you stumble into crystal cafe
>noo stop prioritising the children I thought we were in love what happened to "us" babe xKEK oh my days
>>83582625I will one day lad when my life isn't comfy any more.
>>83582674Women are based and sigma. 99% of moids are complete faggots.
>what happened to us babe. What happened to us Fucking hell man. Makes your skin crawl doesn't it.
>>83582549What do you reckon the dodgy looking brown guy on the right has on his phone?
Din-din soonI fink X
>>83582703Im thinking of taking a trip to deliveryshire pon de laze.
>>83582687Most of both are great, just the bottom 20% of men and women are dog shit.
>>83582653Well, yes? Otherwise it wouldn't be evidence...What am I missing here? All evidence ever used for anything supports the conclusion, otherwise it wouldn't be evidence would it? It doesn't necessarily mean the conclusion is correct, and you could have other factors affecting the evidence like obfuscation or lack of context, but yes evidence does support the conclusion. What?
>>83582664Aye same x only since growing up and coming into contact with women over the age of 25 has this even remotely become a problem. Younger women are just better desu.
>>83582645You're a spastic mate x
There's no "us" there's me at a stage of my life where I'm protecting my peace and putting my future first. You can be a part of that but you are not entitled to my emotional labour for free. That's not fair. 500 days of summer love actually ahh faggot ahh broke bitch moid lol put a sprog in my oven and ill consider ducking your dick. Moid vermin.
>>83582735Because we've heard the same act from the same sensitive young men on repeat for years so your entrapment act wears off >no im different than a normal guy im in touch with my feelings i wrote a poem.im into Elliott Smith Lmfao
>>83582645Spot on. Anyone sperging out at the Truth is an incel.
Moids on tap x it a women's world now x its not 2005 moid we have the pick of the litter so wise up or you won't get no play x
Oh fucks sake there's a tranny AND spammong going off. Thread is done, come back in a few hours.
>>83582645Sad dad upset that he can't have fun any more or desperate white knight incel. Difficult to tell but it's very clear you aren't content with your life.
>>83582785So you're going to be used up for your bodies by Chads who don't give a shit about you until you pass your prime and then fail to get a provider type because all the men in your generation are redpilled on the foid question? Wow, what an EPIC WIN!!!Dying alone as a used up roastie, it lush x
In 2026 I can get my back blown out every night by Deano who has a pitbull (hot) or even Ahmed who thinks women should live in cages (hot) or I can listen to Samuel vocal fry talk about his favourite my bloody valentine record. Who should i commit to who will be strong enough to take care of me and our babies?? Hmm yeah tough choice.
>>83582788Israel might launch an attack on Iran soon.
>>83582814Lol dream on babes only incel moids like you are "redpilled" simps are on tap for life for me x there will always be some mug willing to foot the bill xx
I swipe left you cry online x were not the same babes x
>>83582847Prove you are a woman in the next five minutes or shut the fuck up mate.
Me? Cum-chugger ngl babes xGirl's gotta have her protein XD
>>83582877I don't have to do nothing because some moid says so x I see Ive struck a nerve x
Lads, am I a moid?
>>83582830Wish Israel would launch a nuke on this thread tbqh
>>83582895Don't call me moid. I don't like it.
>>83582731i just don't want to be wrong.
however many layers of LARP are going on here, surely anyone (of either sex) wants a relationship that's 'horny pornstar sex' mixed with 'like a fairytale romance', as much as possible here in the boring real world?what the hell is this pragmatic third option? robots? who perform coitus to generate infant-spawn?
>>83582941i want a relationshp with picrel desu
>>83582941Foids expect you to accept them to lying down, wearing oversized hoodies during sex. They ONLY want to look good when they leave the house, aka for other people. In a relationship you are not ever allowed to tell your gf/wife to make an effort with their appearance, and they will only try to look good if you break up with them.
Disturbing reports of office attendance being essential tomorrowAnon is reported to be suicidal as a result, more to follow
>>83582941And what do we get in return for providing that for 99% of sub-standard moids today who have small dicks cry all the time have shitty jobs and they get jealous of their own children ffs fucking creepy psycho moids. If you were a REAL MAN you could make demands. As it is I swipe left and that's that. Thanks but no thanks, next x
me, just went downstairs in my oversized hoodie wearing my autism headphones assuming that was MORE THAN ENOUGH to safely collect my delivery.lifted the box off the unit, bottom opens up and cans of 7 Up Zero fall out, rolling all over the entryway floor.scrambled back down with a backpack and got them all (i think) but now i'm worried there'll be a knock from number #12 about how his wife tripped on a can and this and that.
>>83582912The "Neet Dome" is unbreachable, it would be pointless.
>>83583000Surely you can count the cans to ensure no spillage? That ought to lay your fears to rest. If there is one missing then may God have mercy on your soul.
this is what it's all about, lads. the spoils of war.
>>83582744best post in the thread this x
>>83583040not a fan of the new biscoff flavour
>>83583040Glad you finally get to have your breakfast lad. I like that book also, thoroughly depressing ending but I suppose you can't have a utopia book that is just utopia all the way because that's not really very entertaining. I tried a couple of these "comfy solar punk" books that the tikkietokkie kiddies like and it's just gays and robots wandering around coming across very minor struggles. Not my idea of a worthy read.
>>83583042Upset moid award x
>>83583063moid be greasing fr fr
Pretending to be a woman on britfeel really is the laziest and most transparent way to try and farm attention. Quite pathetic really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYYzbSnZwpM>du du du du du du du du du
>>83583049aye those were disappointing. everyone says Cadbury chocolate has gotten worse, the chocolate wasn't nice and the Biscoff goop made me wish i just had the biscuits.picrel is nice. similar malted milk type biscuits as the Biscoffs, decent chocolate on top. bunch of 1/5 reviews over on Morrisons but it's all complaints about the shrinkflation, not the biccies themselves.>>83583059it's in bad condish (unlike MY books) because it was a second-hand gift from a mate. forgot what we were talking about but he went "you should read this, it's like the utopian counterpoint to Brave New World".i suppose it's utopian in the sense that the island's world/culture is utopian but only if it's in some Epicurean walled garden, the military from that other country is a threat whether they like it or not. that cancer lassie has cancer, they can't meditate their way out of that one.i suppose you'd WANT to live there and i think Huxley probably/wisely realised you can't just look at Eastern ideas and go "that's the solution, maaan" but you can't let Western corporatism destroy everything, either.also drugs. probably written during that LSD phase he went through.
A white man in his 30s was raped on Christmas Eve near an outdoor swimming pool in East Sussex.The force said the rape took place near Pells Pool, an open-air swimming pool on Brook Street, between 10pm on Dec 24 and 3am on Christmas Day. The man suffered profuse anal tearing and bleeding.Suspects are believed to be illegal migrants of African origins.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/28/man-raped-on-christmas-eve-near-outdoor-swimming-pool/
>>83583126prob some grindr fag whose gangbang went wrong>>83583124yeah ive had those lu ones theyre lushoreo cadbury is the only one i have time for these days
Quite enjoying this Songs of Syx videogame. Combines the best parts of the old Pharoah/Caesar city builders with a dash of Dwarf Fortress and Rimworld. Currently running a small town of mostly Piggies who love to farm, skinny dip, socialise and eat.Already made a SeasidePIGGY. Everyone smells of shit so he thrives here.Maximum comfy running my little farm economy, I grow vegetables, fruit, cotton and grain, export any excess that might spoil and use the vast majority of it to make foods, clothes and other amenities for my piggies.
>>83583124I've certainly thought I had all the answers when I've been going through my psychedelic phases, still not entirely convinced that they're not the right answers now but I don't have the expanded ego to think I could convince anyone. Unless I become a very successful author I suppose, there's always a chance of that.
>be honest about feelings >little snowflake of a moidikins has a melt down Ick
For some reason moids feel entitled to male gaze rape doll gfs but when we want a real man in return its bitch, roastie, hypergamy. Blessed to live through the death of the patriarchy.
>moidikinsGive me the giggles hahaha, nice one.
Got me chilli on the go. It'll blow your balls off. Lots of cayenne pepper for me de lidssssss.
>>83583144fuckin ell was just expecting some Stronghold type thing with maybe a touch of Dungeon Keeper but>a dash of Dwarf Fortressooo aye looks like that's in there.probs 2complex4me, but i might watch some videos or read some write-ups from the people who know what they're doing. those are comfy with these types of games.
>>83583269corrr looks good lad.get some fresh chillies pls. you can get bird's eye chillies and scotch bonnets anywhere now. very much worth chopping up and tossing in.
>>83583269Not entirely on board with peas in a chili lad but I have been known to put any and every vegetable to hand in them before.
>>83582071Thatcher just said this because she hated poor people. Socialists gave us the weekend and sick pay if Thatcher was in charge when these were introduced she would have opposed them too. Tories are no friends of the working-class.
>>83583314Aye I usually do but was just using what I had on hand. Prefer cayenne pepper over chili powder.>>83583315Just trying to use them up it's not so bad, lid.
keep forgetting 'rice and peas' doesn't actually make peas whenever i order iti actually know a little fact about the word 'peas'
Worked in a hotel for a bit.There was this bloke must've been fifty. He was paying for a room weeks at a time with this Asian prostitute.He'd get drunk at the hotel bar, take a bottle of red wine and shag this barely speaking chinky bint.One time he tried to convince us that he worked for an intelligence organisation and that the chinky was his "interpreter".Used to walk out down the hall in his socks and a red wine stain round his lips.Absolute grotty man, real pain. Honestly think his parents just died and he was blowing the inheritance Anyway one time he came up to me and asked me for information, basically other staff clocked him smoking out the window and he kept booking the room online even though we didn't want him, he was getting wise to it. So I told him that he probably shouldn't smoke out the window with a heavy wink and he slipped me fifty quid.Many strange things happened at that hotel, night colleagues doing cocaine and drinking in spare rooms.One time a big lad who worked for us ate someone's food delivery and we covered it up kek.
Feeling better today. Off the drink for the foreseeable future now. Now time for some din dins.
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>>83583388>Now time for some din dinsWhats on the spacker home menu?
WHERE IN TNE WORLDPC WORLD x
Did everyone have a good Christmas and New Year?
>>83583372Neat story, have met some of these older alcoholic types that have just completely given up. Sad way to be but I guess I can see how having a decent amount of money in the bank would stop the need to try at anything.
>>83583432Why haven't you called HHL's spacker home yet?
>>83583442Haven't kept up with it, didn't know it was revealed where he lives. Thought it was more of a "sheltered housing" type place without any office to phone.
>>83583436Yeah he did something to the room too. For years it stunk of fish in there, he probably sewed anchovies into the curtains or something.Crazy bloke, I didn't like him but the best way to deal with him was just to agree.Hotel work is always very interesting, we had this supermodel couple stay with us, young probably under 25. Anyway they just did drugs constantly and shagged everywhere.She got kicked out the hotel bar after crawling under a table and playing with herself, when they left the hotel they had tied up the bedsheets around the shower so she could be held up and fucked lel
>>83583466BN when SIC gets back, me you and him should meet up. Youre paying though
>>83583372corr always thought a hotel would be a fun place to work. night job, not a lot on, just the few of yous. but you'd see all these characters and get these stories (however you felt at the time...)i did some WFH transcription/note-taking and a lot of it was employee tribunal meetings. a whole bunch were from this posh London hotel, seemed like all the employees were stealing/shagging/taking drugs. actual tier system where Piotr the cleaner was just nicking towels and smoking cannabis, but Tobias and Miranda skived concierge duties for cocaine-fuelled romps in all the spare rooms.
>>83583432Yes, it has been ok. Hope you had a good time with the Mrs.
>>83583442Omg that would be so epic winzors xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yra4bVQd_gWomfy that phwoar XThe white man and his synthesizer, name a more kinographic dvo
>>83583509That's about right for hotel work. I only worked the morning so was out during the day. Good craic.Night work was maddening, only the truest autistic spergs did nights. And they often complained about it.I had done a few night shifts but it wasn't out of choice, sometimes you'd just be left hanging but you'd get double pay for covering and keeping your mouth shut.Manager once gave a room to a man who had dementia and clearly thought he was in a nursing home. Really sad, cause she basically took his card out his hand and booked him in. Definitely illegal, anyway it was horrible and we somehow gave him the only room with the TV volume not limited.Other than that we just built a steady collection of dildos over the years, some of the expensive ones the house keepers took home lelRudest shit I had was a Welsh family came in and noted my Welsh last name and then spent an hour berating me for not speaking Welsh. Absolute bellend but I got my revenge.
Why haven't you pwned him yet grr we do not forgive forget
foids peak at 15-17
>>83583573Thanks for the sex update virgin lad
>>83583499Not sure who you are (Host?) but I am definitely up for it. Let's do it.>>83583532It's been good mate. Always just nice to put everything else aside for a bit and chill. Glad you've been enjoying yourself.
>>83583600Sound lad, have to sort it through SIC.
pan got porridge stuck to the bottom.so now i'm teaching it a lesson.
>>83583642Leave it to soak in cold water all night, that will bring it up.
>>83583652i don't need it to talk. i just need it to know who's in charge.
Just watching dusk till dawn with snarf. She's quite sociable, at times. And I'm getting a lot of head scratches in as she's eating.Good stuff.
She drank my orange juice. Kek.
>>83583682>>83583710very cute! i like Snarf.
>>83583682do you throw darts at that dartboard?what if someone hits the telly or the fish tank?
just want Crossy back on his medication.
>>83583750She's great.>>83583757I've not done yet, but my friend does. It was next to the window before, had to close the curtains when playing.
Absolutely pathetic tv. Imagine being a tellylet
>>83583783He's had some weird one's. 3d, curved, bought one once while drunk and it was too big for the stand he had.I dont have a telly at mine, just a monitor.
in hindsight, i reckon Louis Theroux Jr just wanted a trip to Japan paid for the BBC, and had this flimsy 'i read a book about wabi-sabi' reasoning to travel around.like when Stephen Fry made a documentary on homophobia and he had to explain it by visiting lots of different countries.
for me, it's the toilet rolls and empty tubes everywhere.what's going on there, lad?
>>83583783Imagine caring about the telly lol boomer alert
>>83583845Friend doesn't have kitchen roll, I forgot to get some when I was out earlier.Empty tube was used up this morning wiping sloppy cat poo from the settee.
dunno whether to watch the new Sabrinas later on, they look weird.
>>83583910Looks like typical demonic jewish shit
Quire funny n true https://youtu.be/lfywtK2Xif0Fooking pronouns x
Had a haircut and a beard trim from a local Turkish barbers today. They did a pretty good job
>>83583573very based post, probably the most based post on here in a while
Never even snogged a fanny
I licked my wife's arsehole over the christmas break. It felt wonderful for both of us
lucky not to get sparked outhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/w-ENnCzehtI?feature=share
My teeth look like sweetcorn.
>>83584049Have you tried brushing them with a toothbrush?
listen, i get it: you're a young pan, you've got some ideas. but when you're in MY kitchen, you do your job. you respect me, and i'll respect you, capiche?
>>83584055Can't be fucked lad
I look like Pot of Greed when I smile.
I forgot to turn the oven fan on for over an hour
I bet brother thinks Christmas has come early tonight. Corrie AND emmerdale all in one episode. Won't be watching though as I've lost interest in emmerdale at the moment.
Forgot I had a tub of Ben and Jerrys in my freezer. Cooorrrr lucky me
job interview at co-op ant a!
>>83584139Good luck lad hope you get the job.
corr our lass is raking it in
Too tired n cold for my diet tonight n.n
https://youtu.be/K3mzg8SbT90
>>83584184I wonder how Ruth's channel would be doing by now if she didn't quit YouTube.
>>83584194Crossy, I've had the shits for 6 (six) days now. What should I do?
>>83584201Cringed like fuck at this storyline, I remember my mum watching it when it was on asking why is she doing that. I just lied and said I don't know.
Dedicate this song to my whorish eva xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fc7K9bORHg
>>83584203However much it was, it wasn't worth the risk to her safety from the stalker
>>83584201I haven't watched Eastenders since like 2005, hear its uber woke now.
>>83584218Would have been funny if you told her you buy feet pics online yourself
Don't know wether to start a new playthrough on fallout new vegas. Might go for a guns, cowboy, crit build this time. Usually I go for energy weapons crit build. Also picking the independent ending.
Fking pronouns x Fking gender ambiguity xFrig off woketards x https://youtu.be/RQ9_VDbj-o4
>>8358418420 quid. That'll do nice for her stinky curry games from cex.
>>83584206Extra strong Soft Mints / smints x
>>83584206Sry thought u meant constipated. Loperamide I wiukd fink
>>83584282>>83584291Thanks I'll try both
>>83584201Old hag now. She was hot around 2004-2009.
>>83583910It's very bad, wound me right up.
Who remembers Ruby? She was a qt.
Sometimes very fond of the wife, get along and think she's great, other times think she's a right fucking bitch. You can't explain it.
just hope wops declares her youtube income, dont want her getting done for tax wilddling and ending up in some sexy prison scenarios
>>83584203Doubt she'd be getting more than 100 quid a month at the best. aussie lass has over 200 paid members so she's probably getting at least 1000 quid a month if some simps are on the highest tier membership.
>>83584201do they just have some madlibs template they can plug [current thing] into?she's talking like it's drug dealing.
>>83584329Nvr found Stacy that hot desu like she is byt she's so chavvy its kinda off putting like Mercedes on hollyoaks. Dgmw nothing wrong with a FUN LOVING CHAV GIRL but chavs that are just mean nd angry all the time isnt sexy to me. Fr me its Roxy mitchell
>>83584370Just hope wops isn't stuck working retail all her life with her media degree.
n_nBosh n_nhttps://youtu.be/3NQWjvFXbnA
Favourite band lads?For me, it's Talking Heads.
>>83584340Can't believe this hag is older than me. She's aged better than that Stacey girl.
>>83583972couple of those hairs will be left a scenes of crimes.Just so you know in advance what is coming.
Albert sq never be the same w.o mitchell sisters n.n https://youtu.be/emN42bjgePI
>>83584475What makes you say this lad?
teabagging eva6 desu
>>83584227Same. It was just something to watch before video streaming got better online and more video games to play. I have nostalgia for the old episodes of the late 90s and early 00s. Some good moments like grants girl getting killed on christmas eve and the incest storyline with that kat character.
>>83584324If I get a little bit of the shits. I take the whole pack of loperamkde. Like 6. Not necessary I fink. Byt it always slows everything down for the rest of the day. I don't fink its dangerous or anything to take loads. It definitrly works.
Writing down all the car number plates from auditing videos.
>>83584491Drug dealer I knew would recommend the barber to his customers and send his brother (one of the barbers) photos of them, they'd keep the hair and threaten to sell it to criminals doing burglaries etc when they stopped paying debts rather than get someone to go beat them up, he didn't like violence which was kind of surprising as he was 6 4" and about 22 stone and once had a cry session in front of me about always having to deal with drunks who "think they could take him!"So i wouldn't put it past barbers selling your hair on to criminals to muddy evidence.He was a cunning lad.
Might delete her filthy sex videos and just stick to watching her asmr. Too many tats for me to enjoy. Nice tight innie though.
>>83584569Incredibly scummy htough isnt it. Mad that ppl are just doing stuff like this, scamming, burglarly, knowing ppl that does that. Then again if your buying drugs your probably suspect yourself. We should put them all in jail.
are jean is off her rocker again
Head scratching, oh yeah. She's getting used to it.
MSSMGA and I mean MSSMGA x
>>83584598People are so clueless, they think foreigners dont prefer their own race to white people. Just look at the well known trope of "paki shop prices"I've seen muslims serving and let random browns just take stuff and walk out and say nothing yet me a white man is followed when i go into the back of the shop.There needs to be a forced remigration of people darker than Tom Jones imo.
>>83584682>me a white man is followed when i go into the back of the shopyou must look shifty, I go in these shops regular and never had any issues, usually get stuff at 'paki' prices too. not a paki either.
>tfw no passport or drivers licence to wank>tfw no smartphone for face scanNot that I would do it anyway. I bet some of you lads have given in.
>>83584700used a photo of international superstar daniel larson on my phone to get pass the anti-wanking filter x
What is stopping someone getting their fathers id and scanning that in on these age check things?
>>83584695Yeah i do, white, shaved head, that's enough to get them to hovver 6ft away looking nervous, "Ah fuck what if saaar turns on me, fuck i wish i was back shitting in the Gangees and raping tourists"
>>83584708How does that work? I thought it makes you tilt your head on a live camera?
>>83584682It not like tbe old days mate when we had woolworths n PC world it all goen down the pan rest in peace blighty https://youtu.be/IRJhapxmBIQ
>>83584717not sure my lad, i just put my phone up to the webcam with that exact photo on and moved it around, this was the first day of the great anti-wanking spree.
Imagine if GNU/Linux didn't exist.
some very complex criminals you all know.i've known two drug dealers, they just sold drugs, and occasionally fought someone. i don't think THEY wanted anything more than that, working their way up to double-meta fraud blackmail or whatever. there's good money in drugs (famously.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EKqt_jXbPMCopped a decent giggl @ that 8m20s fake outro combined w/his delivery, this nigga's defo on the spectrum
>>83584595Post a picture of her slit then lid.
>>83584740OS X is a better UNIX(R)-brand UNIX system than Linux.although tbqh i think it's the GNU crowd who sully the Linux project with their baggage. every GNU replacement (or active 'de-GNU' effort) is a step in the right direction.ideally it'd all be ANSI C with a modern window system built from scratch. they've held on to X for waaay too long.
>>83584715Can't imagine why brown people might not like and immediately trust you
>>83584791Racists.
i don't get how coding works.you just type shit into a text editor and it magically makes stuff happen like whatyes i am sub 100 iq
Heard SSM is trying really hard to remove the Marie Healy videos he's sent 15 privacy reports to get them down.
>>83584767Se hasn't got her face on show with just her innie.
Has wops shown her huge breasts off yet? Will this be the year?
World would literally be a better place if moids were castrated at birth like cats/dogs
>>83584802you know language? like talking, or books?it's like that, but they write in special 'computer languages'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM
Got a lotta shidd done today, didn't i XWhy yes i did
>>83584955do you need to do 'the other thing' to spaff?
Hopefully some good Xbox stuff goes on sale in a few hours. Need something new to play.
She's just got good manners.Humans do it, so why can't cats?
>The Venezuelan military, particularly its military academy cadets, wears the Pickelhaube (spiked helmet) as a ceremonial tradition, adopted from German military influence in the late 19th century when German officers trained South American armies, symbolizing prestige and military discipline, much like in Chile, Colombia, and Ecuador. This Prussian-designed helmet, originally meant to look aggressive, became a symbol of military might and European standards, with Venezuela's academy adopting it in the early 20th century for parades and formal dutiesVGH innit
ngl was totally filtered by the actual SICP book and the lecturesdid that K&R and i barely remember C but something like>if (cow.weight > 50) {>putOnDiet(cow);>return 0;>}or however it went, you understand it's just following the thing step-by-step and occasionally going in loops or doing functions/whatever.Lisp was some clusterfuck of nested brackets all according to some maths that was like special maths so i don't get why /prog/ complained about 'THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE' in Python when they were all twelve layers deep into bracketed brackets
>>83585026Strange container. Must investigate x
>>83585026Did you buy the toys?She saw you fill it from running water, her bowl has been sitting on the floor for hours, would you happily drink that.Get her a PIXI catit mini water fountain. Every cat i've sat has loved it, I keep it in the living room and their food far away in the kitchen, cats dont drink near food/kills as a rule in the wild due to contamination by rotting.While im blabbing i also put the tray in the bathroom so we can both take a shit while guarding each other.
Considering offing myself. Wagie life is fucking brutal, I know it's mostly just drugs but at this very moment I hate my wife and I hate my house and I hate my job and I wish I could just be on my own for a month but I've got so much shit to do and so many responsibilities and I have to spend this fucking weekend with my wife's dickhead family. What selfish bitch has a fucking birthday in January and actually expects people to be there? Fuck it all to death.
>>83585026do what?she didn't put that glass on the coaster, lad. you did.
I'm glad R isn't this trashy.
>>83585099One of your cousins serving her, no doubt
trying to figure out what colour my eyes are
>>83585057I think that's what she was doing with the axolotl, she just looked at him this time, then came for a drink. There was orange in it still, so I swapped it.>>83585058Not yet. But saw picrel, might get that, but also need monies for her first vet trip.It's not my house, she just shares pedro's water bowl. >>83585062I know anon, I'm just being a bit silly, but she does copy things. Did it once when I put gravy in the dogs bowl, she refused to eat her biscuits till I put a blob of gravy on them.
>>83585118She's over a toilet like the privileged trash she is.
>>83585174Are indoor toilets not commonplace in Turkey? They are here in the UK.
>>83585057Here she is pondering what it could be.
>Ruh roh, is it not
Why would she use a photo of herself from like five years ago still on her channel? Does she hate aging? She doesn't even look this good in her videos. If men mislead women like this, it would be a red flag.
>>83585203Wow any piccy of axolotl? O_o I fort it ws js a big gold fish but I can kinda see it now
>>83585167>first vet trip.Are you on bennies?https://www.pdsa.org.uk/pet-help-and-advice/our-services
>>83585197Of course they have indoor toilets. It's a civilised society. A lot cleaner cities too. There's rubbish everywhere in England. No one gives a shit about that grim shithole anymore.
>>83585227Yep, he's called ozzy.>>83585234Yeah, but got a vets. The closest pda clinic is about 30 miles away.
>>83585227Head on view.
Are women thick really? I swear university just passes everyone these days. It's a fucking joke. Just another money making scheme. If they were so good they wouldn't need to rely on men giving them money.
>>83585274Very cool x
My Indian friend messaging me asking if I can come over hers tonight. Cold as fuark out and snow all about I messaged her. She still wants me to come over but I can't be arsed getting dressed. I know what she wants. Should I lads?.
>>83585315You better bring her your curries lad. She's probably too fucking lazy to go out and get some herself. Many women rely on simps irl too.
>>83585269>vetsok, I just want all cats to get the best of everything, i get all silly <3
>>83585315She doesnt want to run the heating overnight and wants to cuddle in in the cold like a cavewoman.I say go for it, if there's a chance.But she could be doing it as a gossip excercise "he came all the way in the snow for my desi body girls tee-hee"
Never really been into asian chicks. They have nice petite bodies but I like white women. They're more like angels to me.
>>83585331Nah she told me she had dinner earlier but has 2 bottles of unopened wine she wants to get down. A drinking friend and shagging is what she wants.
>>83585359Imagine contemplating free sex. Yeah I'm thinking this is just some weird little fantasy you have.
>>83585370I'm contemplating going over there myself, Catullus 56 style.
>>83585297Cope and seethe little moidipoo moids are like retarded dogs you exist to serve women end of.
>>83585333Noice trips.Yeah, just need to get her some bits, so she's entertained more, and get her fully house trained, but difficult when not my house.
>>83585370She didn't explicitly bring up shagging but I know her well enough to know what she wants. Been there before lad.
>>83585354I bet she has a perfect pink arsehole
>>83585397Is it your cat ? But lives somewhere else howcome ?
>>83585397it takes time to bond with some cats, when she was sitting on the ikea table yesterday she wanted attention.
>>83585413Oh without a doubt lad, that's something you could bet your house on.
Been thinking about this beautiful girl every few days. Why aren't you making the most of your life? She's probably lived more than you ever will in her short life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Iryna_Zarutska
I am the Nicolas Maduro of britfeel
>>83585453You obviously get sexual kicks from her death. Moids like you should be imprisoned away from society.
>>83585413I thought it would be more brown giving her darker skin.
>>83585453I bet Iryna's arsehole was perfect and pink
>>83585052>ngl was totally filtered by the actual SICP bookNever even started...
>>83584201>>83584329Used to waste so much semen over her during my school years.>>83584340She was my crush when I was in about year 6 at Primary School. Tore me apart when she started shagging that black lad called Julie.
>>83585465To be honest I haven't watched the murder video for months. I still have it, though because sometimes you've just got to remind yourself of how cruel this world is.
Right. Decided to get dressed and go. Only about a 10 minute walk.
>>83585500Same and that Zoe girl too. I remember she bent over once with a black thong briefly showing.
>>83585515No, its not "the world" it is unhinged moids like you. Now you are posting pornography while you talk about death. Like ??? Moids like you should be imprisoned on an island where you cab eat each other or something and we can keep the small % of nice ones who aren't insane murderers, rapists, perverts.
Every single girl you ever see, no matter how cute, how demure, how petite and innocent she looks, has sucked cocks and slurped down litres of cum and taken cocks up her fucking pie press hundreds of times.There are no pure women left.
>>83585515Hard to imagine that neck gushing out all that blood isn't it lads? Poor girl should've been aware that black people on public transport are not safe to be around.
>>83585453Have to stand with your back to the wall on public transport these days unfortunately. Relaxing isn't an option.>>83585544You'll still be male no matter how many times you post things like this.
>>83585546porn isn't real life lad x
>>83585546Every single moid is a paedophile or rapist given the opportunity so it balances out. We know what you would do if you could get away with it. So drop the moral high horse.
what colour is this eye?
>>83585562It kind of is and kind of isn't. The difference between a pornstar and a random girl walking down the street is the girl in the street thinks she can get more money doing something else, not that she has some kind of moral aversion to being a whore.
>>83585569Looks like D20 to me.
>>83585575You're seething because they don't sleep with you simple as. Prison island for you.
>>83585567That's not true but even if it was you're comparing a hypothetical to a reality, so no it doesn't balance out actually. Women really are just shameless whores and men are just sort of normal and want a normal girl but there aren't any left.
>>83585561I carry this stuff with me for "knee pain" just in case. Only used it on a drunk, unpredictable foid on a night walk once.
>>83585576corrr didn't realise there was a whole system for this.ta, lad
You know a moid is lying because his mouth is open.
>>83585441No, not really. She's been hanging round my mates house for years. We think she was a cat an old lady had that lived next door to my friend when he first moved in. She's been going to the house for at least 14 years. Tried getting her a few times, and she had kittens inside the house years ago (thought she was a boy at first), but then she just went crazy if anybody closed the door, so she never really came in again. Then about 6 years ago, she disappeared for10 days and came back skinny and limping, then hung around permanently. I built her a shack, but it only lasted 1 winter, then talked my mate into letting her in. So whenever I was up here looking after the dog when he went on holiday, I started getting her used to being inside to eat food, then slowly getting her used to the door gradually closing.>>83585446She's used to me, and I think if she was down at mine we'd have bonded more.Need to get a brush, tidy up her coat a bit for her. Might get a toy onna stick or string she can chase about.
You know a foid is lying because her mouth is open (she's saying she hasn't done anal four times this week already).
>>83585484I bet it was more brown considering she is slavic.
>>83585576Not him but, A20, I'd say. Looks more blue than green.
Heinz ketchup is literally FOUR TIMES more expensive than any own brand ketchup. Why the fuck do retards by Heinz? Christ normies are dumb mongs.
>>83585610Noticed wops does that quite often in her vids.
>>83585624I remember during covid Heinz ketchup used to be 5 pounds for a bottle.
>>83585586You are the type of moid who got off killing prostitutes in GTA. AKA EVERY MOID EVER. You want GTA6 to come out because its your torture sim with better graphics. God moids are disgusting why oh why do we have to share a planet with these apes.
Women sell their bodies, get over it. Only an incel would find a problem with this.
>>83585601Get her a package of catnip lad. Mine go crazy over it.
>>83585583You. Are. Seething. Because. They. Don't. Sleep. With. YOU. Womp womp moidipie!
>>83585655I'm not even interested in GTA6. It'll be some cinematic slop with carefully scripted ways of completing missions.
>>83585453Not an isolated case either, sadly.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Chicago_train_immolationIf this happens to you the only thing that will happen is the nearest left wing mayor will make a statement about how important it is to have compassion for the attacker and not arrest them, like happened with Iryna.
>>83585624More of a Daddies lad myself
>>83585667>>83585581Have I ever denied this? No.Isn't it reasonable that a perfectly nice young man feels hard done by when his entire body is screaming at him to have sex and yet every girl he interacts with turns him down? Yes.I doubt you're about to fuck me, right? Didn't think so, so shut the fuck up you braindead cunt.
seasideMARK has been closer to a woman than me
Whenever these 'schizo' blacks just 'go crazy' and decide to murder people, it always seems like they go for the nearest white person they can find, maybe on occasion an east asian person if they're nearby. Are there any cases where they've attacked other blacks?Like genuinely this seems way to unlikely to be the case if it was purely random. On some level I think they want to get whitey.
>>83585680Yeah crime is just terrible in the USA in general. I cannot keep up with all the bodycam videos of blacks committing crimes. I will never travel to the USA.
>>83585583>Women really are just shameless whores and men are just sort of normal and want a normal girl but there aren't any left.Normal men like women who are sexually available and describe those who aren't as "frigid", "prudes" etc. Only asocial incels and religious people give any sort of a shit about purity lmao
>>83585712bodied that incel freak
>IF I CALL HIM MEAN NAMES THAT MEANS I WIN AND HE'S WRONG!!!
>>83585707>After the attack, Brown is reported to have said "I got that white girl."[33][34]Purely a coincidence I assure you. Don't think any more about it.
>>83585733All the blacks sitting there just were like "not my problem" and walked away.
>You're not supposed to do that Daryl. You know you're not supposed to do that.
>>83585729Seems I've struck a nerve, little lad. You should consider getting over this obsession with sexual purity like it's still the Victorian era and maybe a slag will let you touch her fanny
HHL will be a statistic if he goes on holiday to Chicago.https://heyjackass.com/
>>83585712You have no right to expect a woman to be "available" to you. It may be an option but you cant just assume. You think because she's had other partners you've automatically got an easy chance? God even the slightly smarter moids are disgusting. Women are not sex dolls. YOU need women we don't need you. Maybe remember that.>>83585770There we go, outright misogyny dressed up as open mindedness. You are not "one of the good ones" because you condone promiscuity out of self interest. That might go over your little moid "brain" lol.
>>83585762looks more like the muzzle flashes of a Tetragrammaton Cleric.
>>83585802But don't you know the real crime of Chicago is that two men wearing MAGA hats roaming the streets at 2am immediately recognised gay black actor Jussie Smollett, put the noose they were just carrying around with them around his neck and said "This is MAGA country"?That's the really scary thing.
>>83585816These posts will never change your chromosomes bucko.
All moids would rape if they knew they would get away with it. Fact.
>soldiers' muzzle flashes are all cruciforms and six-sided stars>cleric's muzzle flashes are all tetragrammaton crossesEquilibrium (2002) might just be the most film of all time.
corrr my biological female friend is probably an 'incel' according to this LARPerreally makes you think
>Women really are just shameless whores>sexually available>frigid", "prudes>sucked cocks and slurped down litres of cum and taken cocks up her fucking pie press hundreds of times>maybe a slag will let you touch her fanny
>>83585904>"biologically female"Least creepy moid
>>83585910i look like this and say stuff like this.
>>83585932thanks, sarcasm-on-shuffle-mode anon.she's into that Jordan Peterson fella at the moment. he not afraid to give rules for life (her brain likes structure and rules, so who are the REAL robots, genderly speaking?)
Im going to bed. I'll be kind and leave snarf asleep where she is. I'll put the cafes litter tray by her, and just deal with whatever have to deal with in the morning.
need Yanklass updates xx
>>83585973Sounds like youll have plenty of mansplaining to do yay!!
Need a comedy film rec de lids, could do with a laugh.
I called out your gross sense of entitlement for women and girls bodies you COULD take that as a teachable moment to grow and learn from, or you could double down and stay ignorant ig. Au revoir.
>>83586020Love Actually lad.
>>83585802someone emailed TSA already about little sean, he won't make it on the plane lid x
Gaped pink arseholes
new thread for me my lads new thread for me x>>83586055new thread for me my lads new thread for me x>>83586055new thread for me my lads new thread for me x >>83586055
>>83586049Trump isn't letting people into the country who are antisemitic, just show TSA or his posts here about hitler and he will be put on a no fly list.
>>83586035i wonder which scenario she feels she relates to most
