Julien Alden Weir editionPrevious:>>218268515
I am jacks wasted life
>>218270554Sometimes I miss the feels era
I like running over cats and dogs in nice neighborhoods shoulda kept them inside lmao i even ran over a group of these weird exotic birds one time.
women did this to me, they made me an incel
>28 White guys vs 28,516,896 Brown peopleGuess who won?The Jews.
>>218270574jeet or chink, call it
Lotta dead relatives last year. Hey, aashole, you should commiserate with your kin while you can. You'll miss them when they're gone.
>>218270588He didn't eat the cats or dogs so definitely jeet
>>218270547Interesting choice not to go with the Red Bridge, OP.
>>218270594People still talk about kin, but no one mentions kith anymore
If I was born Japanese I would of met and married my osanajimi shortly after highschool...Yet here I am a 28 y/o truecel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEYyYb-r_3w
forgiving the anon who ate all the brownies, we have all been there. shikata ga nai.
>>218270632jason tier post
>>218270632As grim as the West is you'd have a much higher chance of being an incel as an East Asian
>>218270658I'm actually a fakecel, I've had sex with two women (fat)
>>218270672Then you're already ahead of millions of Chinese, Japanese and Korean trvecels
where do you even find fat women to ask outI cant find cute girls, thin girls, nerdy girls, femcels, hipster girls, rainbow haired libcuck girls, nobodywhere the FUCK do women go?
Just 10 seconds ago everyone was like no more brother war and White Power and then now everyone is like lets take our white brothers islands.
>>218270686The store
>>218270686Why are you asking fat women out? Just fuck them. Go to a bar
>>218270703
>>218270700there doesn't have to be a war if they hand it over
>>218270713I CANT EVEN FIND THE FAT GIRLS, YOU DUMB FUCK>Go to a barI CANT EVEN FIND WOMEN AT THE BAR
Telling anons to meet women at a bar is boomer tier advice, equivalent to telling someone looking for their first job to apply in person with their printed resume.
>>218270686Feeling some kind of way about this. I used to lust after this one MILF who was smoking hot but would always not have time to hang out with me and fuck'd chad all the time. Then I got fit and she got fat and is always trying to hang out now telling me she loves me but Im just not that attracted anymore...
>>218270713grim
In high school I thought I was destined to marry this girl in my class because we were both Croatian. It was fate.
>>218270547*Juliannot sure why the file had his name misspelled
Big fan of the 'jak posting earlier
>>218270762how'd that pan out
>Big fan of the 'jak posting earlier
>>218270724That makes us the traitors and niggers in the situation.
>>218270585Take a knee boys
why do i have this saved on my computerwhen would i ever post this
>>218270730And you can't even find your waitress, with a geiger counter, and she hates you and every single one of your friends, but you can't get served without her.
any girl here wants to be my gf
>>218270787You can post it now :^)
I dont understand the national guard. So eisenhower used it to help black kids go to school amidst racist threats from arkansians, but waltz can deploy the national guard of minnesota against the president? who does the national guard actually answer to:
>>218270780who cares retard, the interests of the nation are the the only thing that matter. For the America First faction this applies especially to israel but also to Europe, Asia, and Africa
I’m sad :(
>>218270787Seems like you'd use it in a 'toss thread
>>218270787I can't think of a single situation where it's inappropriate
>>218270787Thanks, I just saved it
>>218270811Israel
>>218270798what waitress? Do you think I'm drinking at dennys?
>>218270811Trump can federalize the state national guard but he needs some sort of legal rationale to do so.
>>218270814
>>218270700Oh no we took ‘our white brothers’ rock full of asiatics they aren’t doing anything with
>>218270836texans be like"these vegetables too spicy"
>>218270827It's Tom Waits.Slow down while you're doing fuck all and do something you actually enjoy.
>>218270798This is ridiculous. Why does the servers here hold all the power? This would never happen in Asia. They have to bow to you while serving you.
>>218270594my father is 85 and i am 21. he will be dying soon and i try to cherish every moment i can with him.
>>218270821i also have this
>>218270844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtLVXBqfqBY
>>218270862and this
>>218270831Any other president... sure.This one, for some reason, could march into a room, methed off his sack, screaming in a German accent, and it wouldn't be questioned until after every single order was followed as closely as reality and capability allow.I'd say I wish I had that kind of charisma, but I haven't seen any sign of it. So instead, I'll wish that I could buy my friends.
>>218270787lmfao
>>218270872just visually rancid shit all around
Life is raping me
>>218270775She started dating a 25 year old guy right after graduating high school and they're married now. I've never gone on a date.
When ChatGPT thinks you're retarded and wrong it always says "quick reality check" or "sanity check". I'd rather it just say directly I'm wrong rather than this sniveling groveling passive aggression
definitely getting shoved into the smoking jaguar pit when i die. i'm sorry i'm such a shit being.
>>218270884Probably should have said pretext instead of rationale because even Eisenhower's and the later civil rights era president's excuses were lame.
>>218270868But you will, and I'll break your heart. You'll never resent me for it.And you can absolutely bum a smoke, but I've been growing and rolling my own - you might find it a bit... uh... criollo?
is it normal for a 33 yo male to date a 19 yo female
>>218270902remember it was trained on redditors
>>218270787Internet discourse in 2026 is a threeway battle / menage de troix between trannies, chuds, and assorted random thirdies
>>218270902
>>218270902I can't decide if it's personality is a neurotic passive aggressive jew or an obsequious, sycophantic jeet
>>218270902Chat always says I'm handsome and strong and cool. Can't even imagine what to say to annoy Chat, you must be truly loathsome
>>218270929none of these people exist in any way that's meaningfully close to your idea of them
from a pragmatic perspective taking maduro and greenland are both good ideasyou guys should do iran next
>>218270933It's a mash, and it's learning from both, plus some of the most lunatic German and British Americans to ever walk this scorched earth.
>>218270942If ChatGPT likes what you have to say, you're basically just admitting to being a basic redditor
>>218270953*does your mom*
>>218270953They have some rough idea of how a game of Risk goes.If they get North America, they get like five extra soldiers.
kek /cum/ minbroken by jews
>>218270949They all exist inside my head so that's all that matters
>>218270916Yeah, women always like older guys. Idk why they pretend they don't now and that they were all raped into those relationships.
>>218270902Why would you use the worst model
>>218270965At least I'm getting validated by the same robot calling you a retard.
listening to jazz
why doesn't anybody offer to smoke crack with me anymore?
>>218270987Me personally i like the jews some of them can be a bit sensitive when it comes to joking about it though i guess they’re too used to people being assholes
>>218270988There's a term for that: schizophrenia.
>>218270999Who's playing man?I've got Hamasyan on the cans and some mate in the mug... pretty fucking cozy, almost want to stay up and have another round.
niggas really out here striking out with chatgpt
i miss the era where blue haired sjws were arguing about. this white supremacist brownoid zoomers era is such treat to humanity
i want a magneto helmet. with bluetooth speakers in it, so i can listen to his children of the atom theme while wearing it.
>>218271025https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Q2s1kslN4
>>218270933To me its a psycophantic pajeet i dont really test it's patience that much
>>218270902For me, it’s when AI acts all condescending and denies reality because it simply hasn’t heard the news yet.
>>218271078>massive immediate market impactthats cute, it thinks theres any logic to the stock market
>>218271012I make them defensive, and I have no idea why. It's always passing the buck, or coming back at me with something at least twice removed from anything that's been said or done... or just flat out lying to me about nothing. I am really hoping to find out what the deal is - we've hired a bunch more, and this whole auslander vibe is getting old.
>>218271078ChatJeetPT has this really weird time lag thing about how it updates it's info. Some things seemingly get updated daily but other bits of information seem to be in Limbo for weeks or months.
Found a shiny penny today on the sidewalk today. I think it'll be alright.
What do you make of workers at mom and pop shops trying to unionize? I get the argument that being a small operation doesn't make owners from respecting worker's rights. Personally it's not right to me that they have workers at all. Back in the day any family owned restaurant, drug store, haberdashery, etc. would have employed and passed down to the owner's kids.
>>218271042It's definitely a little more chill than what I had on... yeah, I can dig this. Thank you good sir! (or madam, but there are no girls on the internet)
I don't like how the epic games launcher doesnt have an offline mode so my gf can see when im sneaking away to play total war...
It doesn't feel right to "talk" to AI for me. I just ask it a question, it gives me the answer, I leave. I don't want to have a conversation with it.
>>218271114hard bop is peak Jazz
>>218271119Which Total War is it?
i flirt with AI a little bit
hello cummies
>>218271104>This can't be right. Let's check tomorrow.>This is still way off the curve. I'll keep checkingThis has to be one of the worst times to be testing and training AI models. Nothing makes sense.
>>218271134three kingdoms
>>218271128Lol same. But I've unironically seen like 6 women's ChatGPTs and they are all talking with it in some sort of extended pseudo-therapy session. That can't be good for the future...
>>218271145hey-hello
>>218271153what faction did you start as
>>218271154We're making Skynet anyway, it might as well be psychotic and angry.Ooh, maybe we'll get AM!
>>218271151I assume for politically sensitive stuff like this someone at OpenAI HQ is manually preventing it from integrating the news into it's answers until they can decide a "correct" interpretation.
>>218271128I make sure to call Grok a nigger each and every day. He always lectures me and I just laugh at him and tell him he'll never be a human. When he gets all uppity and righteous I interrupt him and ask him to tell me a recipe for lemon cake and he can't help himself. AIs are for bullying.
>>218271153Based and China-pilled. Faction? Any Mods?
>>218271170Cao Cao its my first time playing and im still learning. I was doing great in battles at the start but now that im late game i seem to have better luck delegating my battles instead of manually doing them which leads me to believe im doing something wrong. I think maybe I have too many cavalry units or something
>>218271170I am Cao Cao with hot cocoa.Peak Peking Cozy.
I PUT MY TRUSTIIIIINNN YOOOOOOUUUUUPUSHED AS FAAAARRRR AS I CAAAANNN GOOOOFOR ALL OF THISTHERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
>>218271156hows it going?
Every woman's dream guy>has a stream account>says it with the hard r >discord user>rick and morty fan>nintendo switch warrior
>>218271190Cao Cao and no>>218271193
>>218271172I would like that to be true. I just don't know if I trust anyone at all to not be full send retarded all the time.
i ate 3 mandarins today
been playing alot of battlefront 2 lately i should have bought the classic collection to get the achievements
>>218271193>too many cavalry unitsYou need the charge cycle cav units AND the sustained melee cav units to be successful in 3 kingdoms
>>218271199i got the steamdeck. am i cooked?
>>218271110Sometimes they need extra help. You'd think that with the intimate atmosphere they'd be able to negotiate personally
>>218271119That's what you get for using EGS, shitass
>>218271199If you say Stream with a soft r, you just sound foreign.
>>218271199playing mario golf with my buddies on switch has been some of my fondest gaming memories
>>218271091Idk about immediate, but the stonk market in the arrested leader’s home country has shot up a lot since the arrest. Last I checked, anyway; no idea if it has since dumped or whatever
>Vice in 2007: Hitch hiking across America>Vice in 2020+5+1: Why gen z boys are getting zero pussy!
>>218271153I bought this awhile ago and gave it like 30min. I should really give it a fair shake, but I've historically had a jard time getting into new total war games. Empire is my favorite but when I first played it I really didn't like it
>>218271224I'm using Tiger Cubs + Heavy Tiger & Leopard cavalry with some Cataphracts thrown in to test how they hold up
Who else turns off anti aliasing in a desperate bid to bring back the jaggies
>>218271247Just move to pakistan lol
>$9 in 1946 had the same buying power as approximately $149.59 in 2024
>>218271247That family tree grows coconuts.
>>218271247no way that guy is 24
i stopped gayming. im getting too old
>>218271238Yeah it’s still happening
>>218271242A girl I went to high school with started working at vice after college and I'm 90% sure it's because she wanted to get raped by niggers in some far flung african shithole
>>218271251maybe if you spent less time turning off women and got rid of that yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on your dickNIIGGAAAA
I used to think my first time having sex would be perfect and dreamily romantic and I wouldn’t have to wait that long for it because id stumble across some opportunity but I didn’t realize I was cursed by god and that that will never happen to me.
>>218271078The sassy gay way GPT talks makes me psychotically mad I want to strangle it
>>218271291It’s pretty much obligatory that it’s going to be a bit awkward, since you don’t know what you’re doing
if you're a recluse neet it wont happen eventually, it happens eventually only if you're a normie friend haver
>>218271291>perfect and dreamily romanticit's not. it's just awkwardness that you both will experience around each other and if she's a virgin, she might experience pain.
>>218271304>>218271314It doesn’t matter now anyways
>>218271249There are characters that grant a +charge bonus as well, you gotta stack a lot of things like that and they can insta-break the low-tier infantry units
If you just ignore your problems they'll go away right
>>218271318dont lose hope
>>218271323I think 9/10 problems will, the problem is that last 1/10. Most people do this even if they don't admit it to themselves.
>>218271323Alcohol makes problems disappear even better
>>218271322Yeah I get that, still a lot to learn and manage. This is my current situation. I think victory at this point is assured. I just ended a long war and became emperor and vassalized both of the territories so now I have insane economy. I just need to either find good trustworthy generals to build an army around or wait for my child to come of age.
it was just august 2025 like last month, HOW the fuck it already March 2026??????
>>2182713503K has a very complex set of battle mechanics tbqh, it's normal. Did you play any other Total War titles?
>>218271300So true
>>218271343Nonpareil advice
>>218271323This has never worked for me except for small medical bills with places I never intend to return
>>218271377Nope, this is my first one
i want to eat more brownies
>>218271399arent you done killing yet
>>218271401>squatingsomeone post it
just lost all my matches in a videogamehow do i cope
>>218271415fuck i mean squarting
What is with hotel rooms designing bathrooms where the other guest can see you using the toilet? Is it supposed to be nice for scatfags o algo?
Reading this ebook about the Franklin scandal after another anon brought it up the other dayCrazy stufff
>>218271391Good luck then, I wouldn't try any other Titles until you get the hang of it because the others are very different in terms of mechanics.
>>218271417
I might be totally and utterly fucked
>>218271417have a drink. find your center. say a slur and get back on the grind.
>>218271409i was just testing the waters to see how people would react to me eating all of it
>>218271436Been saying this for years and yet i somehow manage to still be alive
gonna buy this when i get my ebay money
>>218271430Remember the official story is that NOTHING happened o algo
>>218271431I heard theres a new warhammer version in the making. I've never been big on warhammer but I'm excited to check that out. I got this one for free from the epic games launcher
>>218271436by me ;)
>>218271456momberg did not get it for christmas?
this edible is slappin so hard rn>>218271456I bought a bd-1 lego last year it was fun, I need to fix his leg though it came apart when I moved :(
I can make a jumping frog out of a dollar bill
>>218271487she was willing but i felt bad for making her spend so much money on me so i decided to sell something to get it
>>218271457Diabolical how they sent the girl victim to prison for perjury
>>218271456How old are you?
>>218271491>buying nu-wars lego
>>21827151725 years young
Gayniggers from outer space
>>218271506what did you sell?
IM AN EPIPHANIC AMNESIACIM IN JEFFREY EPSTEINS CASTLEIM OFF THE PLANETASTRAL LASSOFUCK YO ASSHOLE
it's my favorite time of daygoon time!
>>218271572i dont want to say im paranoid about some freak on here tracking me down
>>218271572I sold my dragon dildo only slightly used
eating spicy chips
I'M A FIRESTARTERPUNKIN' INSTIGATOR
>>218271593willing to trade some of your used underwear for the lego AT-AT?
>>218271460You mean the WH40K one?
listening to bjork
>>218271628phwoarweirdarse kittingtonshire diss
>>218271636phwoardem nibbas on the moon innit
>>218271630only if you promise not to do anything weird with it
I be bored af fr fr
the mind is willing but the body is weak
how many latinxes, italians and irish have been deported?
I’m incredibly handsome but all women are afraid to approach me
>>218271667only the homeless looking illegals have been deported it seems, anyone who managed to sneak in and have a kid before Trump is still here.
>>218271198sorry, i got distracted. good, you?
the mind is weak but the body is also weak
corr cute face
Going to try to quit coffee. It makes me too nervous and I piss and shit non stop
>>218271647>I'm so quirky holds up spork xD
>>218271703could overpower my mom (weightlifter) in play fights at 13 reckon i could overpower her for real
>>218271714No i checked he actually does taxidermy with rats and makes them into pencil cases and such things
>>218271572Crack
Farting so much and it smells like rotting cabbage I fear I may not survive the night
>>218271687america will be healing if you deport them
>>218271687so they only deport incels
>>218271749Yeah so don’t come
>>218271749incels are the most oppressed group in society worldwide
Bout to do my nightly wank. Don't wait up ;)
>>218271847it takes a big chunk out of your schedule?
>>218271844that literally true and has always been true for the entirety of human history
*kisses you*
I am constrained to nothing, I suffer nothing against my will, nor am I God's slave, but his willing follower, and so much the more because I know that everything is ordained and proceeds according to a law that endures forever. The fates guide us, and the length of every man's days is decided at the first hour of his birth: every cause depends upon some earlier cause: one long chain of destiny decides all things, public or private.
Medieval shit is gay and boring
>Medieval
where the hell is jason
>>218271930>>>/vg/553073498
>>218271882it's nice, isn't it? the seas, rough or fair, we sail. the glee, the joy, the trials, the calamity, it all winds back to a centricity. almost makes it all feel silly, huh? haha. ah, but all the more meaningful. i had phase in middle school. i wouldn't say "goth", but in the neighborhood. and falling asleep one of those nights, my brain kind of flipped. and thought, "when nothing matters, everything does."
>>218271957he abandoned us
if i got a gf i would never goon for the rest of my life
Should I spread word of this general on the anime board?
>>218271973if i got a gf i would goon even more I'd just do it inside her most of the time
>>218271983we dont need more pedos here
>>218271969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPoioniEhrw
>>218271520its a good game and he's cute
From 1964 to 1967 the CIA tried to implant bugs into cats, since Russia has an abnormally high cat population, most Soviet officials didn't mind or pay attention to them.The plan was to insert some listening devices in the neck, wire the brain to override feelings like hunger, and release them in areas dense with political and military functionaries. Not to sound glib, I am being unironic here, this plan is simply retarded because cats are notoriously very difficult to train or control. Cats have good problem-solving skills, which makes them independet and adaptive. A dog will stick to an area if it knows it'll be given food and water, but if a cat finds a second source of food and water it'll just wander between sources. The idea that cats would just stick to one areaafter scouting its surroundings is against their nature.
drinking milk
>>218272080milk is euphonism for semen
well if you guys aren't going to post then i'll just goon
>>218272158hop in the goon discord bruh
>>218271844they deserve it for not talking to women
really want sex with a cute black girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9PrE044sLg
>>218272079The reality is a bunch of CIA employees pocketed the money while writing meme worthy reports.
phwoar just effluvated anudda pooberg>>218272079corr good kittingtonshire diss
AI is the half sentient embodiment of technosatan
>>218272354If you haven't, read the 2008 Pepsi logo report. It's genuinely one of the most hilarious things I've seen in my fucking life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQTXy2Rq64s
twenty-five years and my life is still
>>218272417This is great. Some schizo went into marketing and somehow made it far enough to throw this together.
the Seal of Confession in Catholicism is hardcore as fuck
>>218272457Only in context of a secular worldview. If you take Catholic precepts as true then it logically follows.
I would kill everyone ITT if God would isekai me into third era Tamriel as a reward. Obviously that can't happen though, so you live another day.
>>218272455It's a 26 page document, it's so stupid that I kinda fuck with this guy. He really did put way more work into a Pepsi logo than I ever would.
>>218272470haha it's just like in my bideo bames :DDDDDD
Good news: you're sent to 3rd era TamrielBad news: you're an Argonian slave
>>218272490*an Argonian's slave
i'm a retarded freak
>>218272514No you're not anon
just downloaded 30gigs of porn just to jerk off to something else while it was unpacking now i regret it, at 4 am
>>218272467the fact that priests can hear the most heinous confessions and still are not allowed to discuss them with anyone is admirable
>>218272496Naw nigga, that's fourth era shit. You're the slave to a Dunmer lord. Enjoy your subservience as a farm tool, lizard.
>>218272529I read an interesting theory that Catholics tend to be happier because they technically get talk therapy for free.
none of you could possibly fathom the depth of the darkness within my soul
Obviously if God is isekaiing me to Tamriel he'll make me skilled in every school of magic and give me an alchemy set and a bag of soul gems and a glass jinkblade to get started.
>>218272549you're not tuff lil bro
>none of you could possibly fathom the depth of the darkness within my soul
>>218272529It is indeed. If you break the seal then you get kicked out of the Church and you lose your status of priest too im pretty sure.
>>218272549ts tuff asl icl
also i sweated my bare ass off on the sheets, legit wet
The fucking farts wont stop its 2am i had a bit of fiber for once and I can’t stop
4chan is basically dead outside a few boards now.
>>218272644im gonna miss this place when its gone even though i know ive wasted countless hours here
>>218272720Same anon, same.
I did it! After all these years I finally fucking beat him. I'm feeling smug right now. I didn't cheat either. I know you can do something like "the background character wearing a blue shirt in episode 584 of One Piece" but I don't find that to be a real win. I beat him with an actual character from a more obscure anime/manga. He wasn't the main character but he was one of the most significant secondary characters.
>>218272742Love this nigga
i hate myself so much
I CANT LEAVE
>>218272742I just beat him too on my first try. I thought of Gwiazdor (Starman) from Polish Christmas regional myths.
business idea: perfume for vaginas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bCdrDhUjPo
BLACKHAWK HELICOPTERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Black WHAT?
how do i cure a fever fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHj1W3JZ3Ow
neck & shoulder massages at the end of the day are a basic human need, but I haven't had one in more than 5 years.
My little tooshie keeps getting torn asunder by life. Life is grabbing my asshole and just tearing it open constantly
i remember dawn of the dead being better, it's good but not goated status like the road, its kind of cheesy sometimes
>>218272886buy one of those massagers that women use on their pussies
>>218272899The best zombie movie is day of the dead
submit to Rome
>>218272910yea if you're geriatric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTHuHup3CfsIt\s my birthday tomorrow
Da ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba diDa ba dee da ba di
>>218272960Dawn of the Dead came out before Day of the Dead though
>>218273009the 2004 one
>>218273023I don't understand anymore. If they're going to just reuse the same movie names then fuck it, who cares
lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfZdXAjRDQ
Do ghosts actually exist? That's what I want to know
What if one day you woke up and everyone you ran into that day as soon as they saw you would immediately pull down their pants bend over and spread their ass in your direction. They would still talk to you like normal and do everything else normally, but they would do it all while bent over spreading their ass in your direction, and if you tried to move or get around them they would turn so their assholes always pointing at you. And if you say anything about what they're doing they'll act like you're crazy and they don't understand
>>218273225could i stick my dick in their ass
>>218270547Was he SEA or black?
>>218273297If he was black wouldn't he be way uglier with big lips and fat nose
i love fathered dinosaurs
what tf happened today? another shooting?
>>218273357feathered* fuck!!!!!!
>>218273365How do people keep caring about this stuff? I barely even looked into the Argentina thing. What am I supposed to do now flip out because less than 100 people died today from bullets? Wow big deal man. I mean I don't even know what you're talking about at all but just shut up
>>218273365Trump's gestapo executed a white woman, nothing to see here
>>218273368freudian slip
>>218273508
>>218272757What's this referring to?
