crazy dave edition
Can we have ONE thread without the lust-provoking images please
https://files.catbox.moe/5kz6ma.jpg
>>218286279Would
Michael “Mickey Boy” Paradiso, one-time Gambino consigliere, at home (c. December 2025)
Hello gays
>>218286310not a peep
might have consigliere and pesto for tea
which way you going lads
used to wank big to that leaked nude pic of vanessa hudgens, always wished she had morethen her sister started doing onlyfans and they look the same so that's pretty nice
>>218286352liquor
>>218286318what is she doing
>>218286352To the toilet to throw up
>>218286352middle has that look that you just know she'd be a great shag
>>218286355>then her sister started doing onlyfansoff to coomer party i go to sort tonights wank
well that's a lad in fishnets
man said to the toilet to throw up Oh my days lmao
>>218286375Official Ethiope business. None of yours.
>>218286352out the door
Ad how I've actually had a serious gf but inside I'm more incellious than everEven just seeing these slags makes me nervous
All these pics of attractive women are depressing to me, a perpetually single loner.
>>218286403did he actuallysays mums bruvnaaaaaaaaaa he actually said it im dead bro
>>218286390would rather shag her than any of the other vile harlots being posted
Ngl when I was here I couldn't stop thinking about blade runner and the ending. I am talking about the first one
>>218286375I think she's performing fellatio on a banana
>>218286390deeply sexual look
I've seen women do worse
>>218286352my 5" bwc is big enough to handle all 3
fit one though
We at /Brit/ like France !
>>218286433Blog on
>>218286432You know she gives good head. She's got so much of it to give.
>>218286352middle, right, lefttatted bitches are always play a big game but are so tame
Quitting the toil tomorrow
>>218286390Need bleeding bite marks on my arse cheeks from how hard she bites them!
really wish i could quit my job and live in a little mountain
You all have a lot of growing up to do.
>>218286474really good post, will visit ikea tomorrow in your honour. what should i buy?
its officially snowing
going to eat something dead cheesy tonight and hopefully liverpool will win
post a webm. you dont know what one.
Voting for the Coomer Party
might learn french
>>218286521impressive you can suck the head of your own knob
>>218286546no i can't and also my knob isn't cheesy
>>218286549it's been 10 years and you're still seething about brexit ffs move on
>>218286549Why did Germany let them all in then?
>>218286530
>>218286500Great post, dad. I'm proud of you for not getting lost on your way here.
using AI to create a minecraft mod that adds a second player that builds and decorates houses using resources I gather for it so I can pretend it's my gf and we're playing together
Reporn UK
>>218286549Frankfurt status?
I said please DON'T post the slags yet you continue to post the slags
>>218286587would sacrifice my entire family to lick her sweaty arsecrack after she's worked out for 2 hours
pepe using mind control on stupid whores so that they get tattoos.png
>>218286530He literally could have gotten a girl like this
>>218286578cucked if you're the one gathering and she's the one building
You lot are fucking horny today aren't you
>>218286587do enjoy skewering a sow with an apple in her mouth me
>>218286512a lamp
shit thread. going to play computer games. cya later nerds
We don't do things that way in Germany
>>218286549remember when african muslims went on a mass raping spree of about a thousand women in cologne and you lot did absolutely nothing about it
>>218286569>>218286570>>218286584>>218286656>w-what about y-youSHRIEKING
Rejoin the EU as a matter of urgent national security
>>218286656cultural enrichment innit
on league of legends me
>>218286587you just know she spat that apple out afterwards and rinsed her fat mouth out with coke>>218286634mining and gathering is what I prefer doing as I have no design sense
dont know what ranch dressing is and dont care to know
DO NOT look up what percentage of people in Germany are foreign-bornI'm warning you
>>218286686don't install CCP spyware myself, but enjoy
>>218286693Nah, I had her on the rotisserie before I put the phone down
Where do you buy magic the gathering cards other than eBay?
>>218286700it's like sour cream with dill in it
i love her big glasses shes so silly <<:
>>218286706name
>>218286706ummy
>>218286656You don't even understand how bad it was here in beantown because this is what happensChinese places>Caught owning a strip club downstairs>Caught gambling illegally after hoursI am angry at this because I wasn't invited Pakistanis/Indians >Smell like a horse ranch>Make every college campus unsafe >Somehow make riding the green line miserable >One shat in the Amtrak station platform >They are obsessed with Asian and white women to a comical degree
Well that's Prime Minister Tear Farmer getting it in the arse innit
>>218286549i forgive him my boris
>>218286737depends what you're afterthere's loads of card shops online
>>218286634>cuckedthat's the natural order of things thoughif you play minecraft with a girl she WILL spend 95% of the time building a nice little house
the french to english subtitles on slow horses s04e02 translated cafe au lait as "latte"bit of a blunder
>>218286711>Around 20% of Germany's population are first-generation immigrants, with specific figures from sources like Destatis and Statista placing the foreign-born percentage around 17.3-20.9%>Around 19% of people in England and Wales are foreign born, with approximately 11.4 million non-UK-born residents, primarily from non-EU countries.ROARING
>>218286819
>>218286866isn't latte coffe with milk?
This video was too funny sadly it's too big to be converted into a webm but this guy literally grabbed a lady boys ass and thought he could do it for free
on the train
wish there was a little button under report that lets you get a poster sectioned
cooking some more delicious gnocchi
>>218286530I know which one
>>218286902a latte is an espresso drink
>>218286835love ana foxxx
>>218286912
>>218286929not on about you normie twat
Wonder if l should tell the missus there's a lot of blood when l wipe me bum
>>218286924so coffeewith milk
:c
wish i was a girl
>>218286955it'll be a good bonding moment since there's a lot of blood when she wipes her fanny once a month
>>218286962an espresso is not the same as a bowl of coffee with milk in it
>>218286974*werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
>>218286974You would probably be just as ugly and fat difference is that you could still get laid
>>218286955You need to let her know to be more gentle.
>>218286974would shove so many things up my doot in front of a mirror if i was female
picked up smoking againnew year new mebrb forum
>>218286988French niggas be drinking coffee from bowls
>>218286706is that the guy who makes south park
had a dream where some weedy little lad was trying to break into my house and when i confronted him, he died in my armsBit weird not sure what that was supposed to convey
>>218286988A caffelatte is not just espresso.Wait, you guys do the bowl thing too? I thought that some something our frogs did to fuck with us.
The chudessEvery single time
Fake mousey :/
*makes bear noises*
>>218287029yea, my old man used to drink a bowl of café au lait for breakfast
>>218287022https://youtu.be/6dOwHzCHfgA
>>218287035sc
didn't get around to brushing my teeth until 00:07 so i failed brush every day 2026
>>218287035Mental how she was shot 4 blocks from Sir Floyd
>>218287033>British Jamaican, Christopher Kirkpatrick Don't set him off ffs
>>218287033>christopher kirkpatrick>*crunching the numbers*>charlie kirkinteresting
>>218287058How did I know what you'd posted before I clicked the link
>>218287057They come with handles sometimes. We call them mugs. Not as good for warming the hands, but much easier to drink from.
>>218286994not particularly ugly and not fat at all x
>>218286909
>>218287067Mental how Don Cito's scheduled to speak four blocks away next Thursday
>>218287022He was Horatio Nelson and you were Thomas Hardy
used to think bangbus was real
>>218287083It must have been something you said
I miss asian milf lady
>>218287138Tell us more lad
>>218287126I was Cuthbert Collingwood
>>218287124190 melty!!
>>218287110artifcating on the tits. something's not right here
>>218287110hate this hairstyleI think if women are going to have twintails they should do loose ones where the hair is tied towards the tipit's cuter
>>218285879thx a lot
>>218287175He's summoning Lee
>>218287182nobodys looking at her hair you massive bummer
I think there’s a bear around here somewhere
>>218287221in my fridgebut not for long!
>>218287182Um lad you're supposed to be admiring the massive chebs on full display
>>218287224god i wish she'd shit in my gob
>>218287221AAAAAAAAAAA GET IT OUT GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM SCARED DONT WANNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>218287224computer, enhance that reflection
>>218287224why are feet in tights so peng
elon musk is using spacex to help white people escape to mars
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>>218287161I was forced back home because my uncle threatened to throw away my PC because he said it was bad idea for me to want to date the Asian lady who was 12 years older than me
>>218287266#5
>>218287221Oh hi.
>>218287224tart
>>218287213I am, and it's not because I wasn't looking at her tits because I looked at those too and they're not very impressive, and she's clearly edited out her areola in post which just ruins it
>>218287110she looks mentally deficient
>>218287279Sometimes you just have to follow your penis
>>218287224Whoms't?
>>218287323It's literally AI, coomer
get the west saved
>>218287265Hopefully he sends you first, good luck with the lack of oxygen in the atmosphere
>>218287350
>>218287224
>>218287372shut the fuck up paki we'll nuke earth when we've all escape
>>218287372absolutely bodied that freak
Might go fight in Iran
>>218287243You're cute, but you're not my type.
It's zero sugar. That means it's healthy.
>>218287318I was in Asia and she was 34 I fell in love with her but my aunt got pissy about it
team news
Reckon I’m like marmalade You either love me or you hate me
>>218287418dont feel like restoring the pahlavi dynasty today, if youre still up for it next week then ill do it
>>218287439john
>>218287458we dont like sport in /brit/
>>218287458who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>218287458today i am a Scouser la
>>218287265oh boy i cant wait to get sent to the mars gulag because i used wrong pronouns
>>218287467Mad how the Pahlavi were just soldiers and then 200 years ago we just went and made them emperors
>>218287458>Kerkezoh no no no no nooo
>>218287471/brit/ is an /sp/ general
Always thought it was funny how AI seems to always generate fake blondes
might overdose on sleeping pills while listening to asmr or summat
musk should use spacex to launch leftypol into the sun
>>218287035that's not her
>>218287458how many of these names are white then
Stop talking about Mars
>>218287529you a kit kat man then?
>>218287465sweet, orange, and easy to spread
Remember when that "comedian" got cancelled because he pointed out all the people that missed England's penalties were black in that final a while back
>>218287033Reminds me how Alex Phillips wrote an article about how her Cameroonian bf she ditched once she was getting ahead in her career
>>2182874580 (ZERO) EnglishmenLadies and Gentlemen, your ENGLISH Premier League!
alri lads get into it x
and lumpy and gelatinous
>>218287542Twix
>>218287465see through and jiggle when I slap you
>>218287546Or bitter, brown and twisted
If You Want Poo (You've Got It)
Asian milfs!
>>218287572macallister is right there
/brit/ is only good for like 2 hours in the morning. the rest of the time it’s too full off utter freakazoids to warrant visiting and is just mind poison you’re better off without
>>218287574who are bomohs
There’s a second serial rapist police officer we didn’t vet
>>218287598
>>218287583nah, that's us mate.
>>218286242brains
Rorke looking into his crystal ball
>>218287539Sauce?
here's your reform UK london mayor
We’re cottaging in the West Country and we’re soaked third through. Storm Goretti has arrived
>>218287685wtf she's not a neo nazi just like mewtf!!!
trans power is white power
Leftypol slipping his crystal butt plug in his arse without the need for lube
NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL!!!
>>218287726rorke reading the future in it
Meltdown
yhe mamble
inshallah
>>218287574>forbidden in Islamno doubt, international fun police
>>218287685Right wing politics is notoriously homosexual coded. Young men worshipping youth, healthy physiques, aesthetic beauty etc
>>218287722point is she has no beliefs whatsoever just like with sarah pochin, you can find tonnes of contradictory statements and actions throughout her political careerand she's now the candidate without so much as a vote from members, thanks to mr Muhammad Yusuf
>>218287736wow! i'm in
>>218287685>muslim pride supporting reform candidatejust zog my arse up
>>218287685makes the muslims leftypol worships seethe a lot
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay.
>>218287793I got inYou couldn't get in
>>218287636
I have grade S on all maps in Ready or Not on hard. This is my legacy.
>>218287789well yeahit's reform uk nigga who expected them to be consistent on anythingtheir top guy is a paki called zia yusuf
>>218287627>A bomoh is a type of Malay shaman and traditional medicine practitioner who uses mystical methods or traditional items for their services. The term is mainly used in Malaysia as well as parts of Indonesia but is sometimes called “Dukun” there. >The “job scope” of a bomoh or shaman usually revolves around many different areas, from healing, to making one look attractive to even casting a sinister evil spell on someone.
>>218287841He's a diversity triple play!
>>218287841leftypol unable for comment
>>218287847nigga got max score on hide and seek
>>218287841No way that's real
>>218287786is that why you're a fat ugly unloveable runt? keeps the bummers away?
>>218287824There is everything wrong with being gay firstly, it’s not gay. Nothing happy about it. But these men are making their sexual fetishes their personalities. Do we see foot fetishist pride marches? If not, why do men who are attracted to men get special treatment? Just marry a woman, have children, worship God, serve your king and country, and have the odd masturbation session while thinking of your fellow man if you must
>>218287912no because I dont know what bummers like, Im not an expert like you
>>218287947>no because I dont know what bummers likewon't stop you trying though, will it
>>218287947>Right wing politics is notoriously homosexual coded. Young men worshipping youth, healthy physiques, aesthetic beauty etcseems like you do though? you said this unprompted btw
>>218287945>Do we see foot fetishist pride marches?no but we shouldimagine the smell after
At a fucking scouts leaders meeting, FML man. Too tired for this shit
is leftypol trying to appeal to rorke's homophobia and floundering again
>>218288018apocalypto outtake
nans colostomy bag for tea
Rorke seething he didn’t think of a way to make money that 80iqs came up with
hes getting balder by the week
really want to shag Arianaposter
>>218288079uma delicia
>>218288090rorke would actually get in trouble for doing this because hes white
>>218287458Mad how many liverpool fans there are here
BLING BLING
>>218288079posted it again award
Felt cuteMight delete later
Duchess of Nonce and Pengchilde
>"Elsa" was left near a footpath in Newham on 18 January 2024, before being discovered by a dog walker. Subsequent DNA tests established she was the sibling of two other babies - a boy and a girl - each found nearby in similar circumstances in 2017 and 2019.why are they like this
just eaten my teait was yummy
in the mood for chicken >nando's>kfc>chick-fil-a?
>>218288245wonder how many friends of jimmy saville worked on the paedoph isles one
>>218288263How'd your nan enjoy it?
Just ate 12 samosas
>>218288274mcdonalds does wings here nowhaven't tried them since I'm sure they would be grim
>>218288271coal
>>218288271>>>/int/cum
>>218288140i dont care what anyone says the nazis were cool as fuck
>>218288194carlybender x
WRAP IT UP PACK IT UPIT'S OVER FOR THEM NIGGAS
>>218288194
>>218288274Is it safe to go out at night in South Africa?
is 'ktim' a /brit/ thing or is it used across 4chon?
>>218288322me mam died in the holly
recycle >>218286267>>218286267
Rorke suggesting furnishing the living room using IKEALeftypol suggesting they do something more chic
>losing the war you started, being a cuck for shitler, and getting hanged is le cool (negro slang)
>>218288335overpricedbarely any games and "physical" games are just redeem cardsthe whole thing is a massive blunder
>>218288350look at this twat
someone is monitoring events in the thread
>>218288350far far FAR too early
>>218288217abortions are free hereonly reason i can see for someone to do this is the girl is being nonced and the nonce doesn't want her going to the nhs
>>218288335Switch 2? More like the Bitch 2!
NOW EVERY SINCE I CAN RUMEMEBAH I BEEN POPPIN MY COLLAR POPPIN MY COLLAR POPPIN MY COLLAR
janny just took out a bit of rage there, didn't he
>>218288369are you a pajeet?
are coconuts worth buying?
>>218288362gee thanks janny for waiting over an hour to delete that thread thanks to some early mong
>>218288385based janny letting ziedy and gingerpedo spam for 4 hours every morning but shitting and pissing ximself when he says the old 295 new
>>218288449no
>>218287733>>218287733>>218287733
>In the UK, the Switch 2 sold 16% less than the Nintendo Switch 1 for the same periodIT IS OVER FOR THAT NIGGA
>>218288335don't know why they bothered releasing it without a new mainline mario or zelda
if I av a poo off Cornwall coast I wonder how far it would fly in this weather
>>218288486>>218288486>>218288486
>>218288477right into the face of a frenchman, who would triumphantly declare to his family he has caught breakfast
>>218288492>>218288492
>>218288449The big green ones are
>>218288394sometimes but never underestimate a genuinely low iq combined with psychopathic traits, mental illness, drugs. there's a lot of terrible people out there unfortunately
>>218288396kekers
>>218288343/brit/ only
>>218288515get fucked early cunt
>>218288511you can't slag us on food
>>218287778Why's he got a flamethrower
