Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor edition
>>218288492OH NO HE LOST AGAIN AHAHAH
>>218288537
if I av a poo off Cornwall coast I wonder how far it would fly in this weather?
Melty incoming
ISTHATA FUCKING WHITEBITCH NEWFUCK YESWHITE BITCH NEW WHITE BITCH NEW WHITE BITCH NEW
>>218288537WE CANT STAND HIM NOWWE CANT STAND HIM NOW
melty alert!
>>218288537he pissed it all up the wall
>Former Labour councillor and Hope Not Hate activist admits child sex offences against 13-year-old girl
>>218288584have the arrests finally begun?
>>218288584i could fix her
there was an experimentsomething went wrong
Rorkes gf still having her (African) ex-boyfriends name tattooed on her backsideShe told him it's because she liked the bible passage of Jeremiah
fondly remembering the time i was handed a 3 day ban for saying all Australians should be arrested
>>218288537>>218288492 THIS SHIT EMBARRASSING YOJANNY PUT HIS NEW IN A SPLIFFJANNY SMOKING ON THAT NEW PACK
hope all glasgowponies are keeping warm
>>218288624That's Toronto. The traffic cones were there for an advert I was helping to film.
Wow
power just went out for a bit :<<
might have sex with one of those women this year
get in my arseholeget in my arseholeGET IN MY ARSEHOLENOWWWWWW!!
>>218288714Hey 190
>>218288712well said rosie
How funny would it be if Arianahomosexual froze to death
>>218288725comfy
>>218288712
>>218288754it'd be the first time
>>218288486extremely mid
>>218288754shame it took her 5 minutes to say it
GODDAMN WHY THEY DO HER LIKE THAT
scaredneed a cuddle um x
I have a macro penis
Sir Old School RuneScape
You're next, britfags
Uhh men what did you mean by this ...
>>218288769that is not jimmy carr
We'llBeRightBack
>>218288712trannies should all be killed
any of you lads love crusty minges
>>218288769SCREAMING>>218288774ROARING
>>218288803men want health, women want wealth
>Wilson's tends to be flat and banal - and intentionally so...POP >"The inconsistencies in Wilson’s forced characterizations create cognitive dissonance."POP POP>"But Wilson’s version saps the marrow and vigor from the words."SKADOOSH>"Wilson’s Iliad is so deflated that it’s hard to tell what Homer’s characters are fighting for."KILLSHOT
>>218288797what happens if people refuse to take the money
>>218288712so is her grotesquely fucked mouth her thing or what
>>218288833ain't that the truth*nods blackly*
>>218288797make it $500k, force the french to take me and it's a deal
>>218288803just evolution and biology at work
>>218288797>thinking you can buy greenland for $5.6bif you wanted it on the cheap the top brass shouldn't constantly go on about how valuable it is. pay up piggy
>>218288797yeah and I'll take it happily
>>218288803Them bitches lying
>>218288847They get no money. $100k is certainly a home/apartment in Greenland.
AI is allowing me to maladaptively daydream is literally the worst way imaginable
>>218288848she's got some milkers on her
>>218288893unless russia or china offers a lot more
>>218288486looks like michael cera if he was a tranny
>>218288797yeah that won't work. buy their land and then try putting them in schools to learn english and next thing you know you're the bad guy
will never understand why some women are so desperate to fight for perverted misogynistic autogynephiles
footy on soon lads
do the moped pakis still deliver slop during storms
>>218288889They were also have been blacked for thousands of years
>>218288909sameI tell it I'm writing a novelbut there's no novel, never was
just got off the phone with president trump, he said there's been one big misunderstanding and he's sorry
>>218288937is there a way to test this but cancel at the last second so you're refunded?
>>218288889well they're not going to make a news story about a 22 year old teacher having sex with a 26 year old, are they?
>>218288803>oddly centered around 20things that make you go hmm
>>218288937cor get them delivering pointless grocery shite in cornwall
>>218288937its hard work so they might a little nibble of it
just had a mad angry cry
>>218288909took part in that “generate a suitable girlfriend” trend and legitimately had a wank over her, me
>>218288777they didn't list any reasons
Had an anime style poo
>>218288991this is why you're a sad lonely incel
just quietly hummed
>>218288937yes and they're even considerate enough to put your food down their pants to keep it warm
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TSxt2nRsdU
>>218288966me in the 6%
how is it that I consumed 32 units of alcohol in one night and feel absolutely fine now, I don't even remember the last time I was sick
The Queen's Gambit dared to tell of a Chess paradise where Bobby Fischer did not exist
>>218289011please order maccas honey
£160 spent on magic cards
>>218288486looks like matt lucas in a coonskin cap
>>218289045had maccies monday after my scan :cc
£160 spent on magic beans
>>218288966i hate being 5"8. id rather be 6"5 in gaza/sudan than be a manlet in london
>>218289024this guy is such a whingey spacker. hope he dies
>>218288537How's the weather over there
>>218289028complete luck. do it again tonight and watch your weekend get destroyed
>>218288889they are mentally ill. how could you touch a 14 year old boy like that and not literally throw up
>>218289066its to torture foreigners still delivering daft bint
root beer
>>218289089Lol bro is not black
good alcohol makes you charismatic and insightfulbad alcohol makes you heave and piss yourself
cat burns has had a breast reduction surgery
>>218289077snowing like mad x
>>218289091think an illegal immigrant is fraudulently using my email for justeat
>>218289125thought you said 'cat bums' there
>>218288797It is no accident that USA bombers display particular sadism in destroying Europe’s major cultural monuments.These things cannot be bought with money, but rather grow only from a healthy community.Since these could never develop in the USA, other countries should lose them and never be able to achieve them again.A victorious America would act brutally in this regard. Small and great cultural achievements that we have inherited from past generations and further developed would be taken from us, because the enemy envies them.Jews would once again take over all areas of life and the witches’ dance that we eliminated in Germany in 1933 would return to an even greater degree. Everything holy to us would be mocked: Mother, heroes, God,
The tiktok algorithm is insaneWhen it's 2AM it shows you depressing nihilistic shit because it knows the night time is when people feel are introspective and feel uneasy about their livesProper bad for the menthol elves
cat stevens has had bollock obliteration surgery
>>218289125Didnt even notice she had chebs
>>218289136okay?
>The Liverpool match against Arsenal has been postponed due to severe weather conditions caused by Storm Goretti
Grok is too powerful
>>218289150need my daily dose of golden one
>>218289175Storm Goretti just handed Arsenal the league
liverPOOARSEnal
>>218288537>Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by Robots, and not faggot-ass cornholing cocksuckers like Janny. He should fucking die!
mikel arsetetaarne plop
Why do people think the loneliness epidemic is a thing I am lonely because I am a net negative on humanity
>>218289189https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/sprech44d.htm
>talking to a girl on hinge>she tells me her reading interests are smut>one of her pictures is by a poster for some dark academia romance series about a hench rugby playerWhen did it become appropriate to be like yeah I like to read books to get off to? Did it really kick off with 50 shades of grey?
just finished watching silo, enjoyed it
>>218289237women do that. some lass was telling me about some dragon shagging book series she read all the time. Not shagging a dragon but a book about dragons where the human characters shag each other
its snowing ladsschool is cancelled
fat stepmum loudly watching AI generated tiktoks about celebs who take ozempic
>>218289271>Not shagging a dragon but a book about dragons where the human characters shag each otherSuppose that's slightly better
>>218289271so what do the dragons do?
>>218289237sounds like you can't handle a real woman
>>218288922i cant unsee this
>>218289293And what of her arse and the last time you shagged her up it?
holy shit bukayo saka has just died
rorke looks like the real thingrorke tastes like the real thingmy fake plastic chud
>>218289233because i'm also lonely and we've had frequent sexual contact, so they think it may be transmitted through bodily fluids
>>218288927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23u2M5r2JMw
>>218289329wtf it's true
>>218289329dad and sister are in bits
>>218289329capuchins only live to 25 years of age
>>218289378@grok put them both in a bikini and make them kiss
buggery shagger
>>218289332I guess no more circle jerks in Brit sorry guys but we can't be playing with our willis
need a gf with large chebs
His name is Johnathan Ross
storm goretti blew me bollocks away
Four Poofs and a Piano!
>>218289237>>218289271What are the dragon and rugby book series?
we are charlie kirk
>>218288486somehow cute
best go do my recorder practice
lowkirkenually need to off myself ong son x
need gf
>>218289237do they not have mills and boon over there? Women have always openly read this shit
>>218289521couldn't have that nowadays
lowkirksixsevenuinely gwan tek mi own life
The gf is the only person I see outside of work so when I think about it she has a lot of power over me
>>218289572that's really interesting
In Waitrose rnAma
Soon all of evropa will be paki/jeeted.
>>218288754
>>218289572grim grim grim grim grim grim grim grim
>>218289572this was mebroke up with gfsteinnow i just wank and cry in the evening to degenerate stuff
nary a flake of snow here lads. just cold, pissing rain
>>218289598That's a man, baby
*belly bounces leftypol out of my flat roof pub*
wind's howling
>>218289598looks like she sells shit weed to teenagers on bransholme
>>218289726must have read one of my gimmicks
>>218289329You were lying!!!
> Welsh learner shares frustration after attempting to take UK citizenship test in Welsh
>>218289329remember when he missed that pennomad
>>218289776Proof??? Fucking bitch accuse him of this lie
>>218289798the uk is the english empire, deal with it
absolutely fuming lads
>>218289793Nigga just copied my post from 2/3 days ago benchod
>>218289798
>>218289829no one cares
>>218289793bald has a gob like elton's back passage
>>218289837
ah the ai bradley mong is also the one spamming cuck shit
LOOK OUT BELOW
why did he shot that woman lads?
>>218289864Disgraceful porker
>i ruv lorke
It's so much harder to feel optimistic and hopeful nowadays
>>218289864just remembered all the good times i had at kidspace back in the day. pissed that there isnt an adult equivalent
>>218289901*this is sparta kicks her off*
>>218289935it's called indoor rock climbing
Recently realised a certain mentally ill spacker hasn't posted (much?) since the captcha change, really is an iq test
>>218289843Fuck you piece of shit
Business idea: National Socialist European Confederation
>>218289947since when did rocks live indoors
>>218289901ive noticed they like big lenses for their glasses, make their eyes look bigger?shink about it
>>218289951he had a christmas epiphany and stopped posting
>>218289874PTSD
>"Jewry has so deeply infected the Anglo-Saxon states both spiritually and politically that they are no longer have the ability to see the danger. It conceals itself as Bolshevism in the Soviet Union, and plutocratic-capitalism in the Anglo-Saxon states. The Jewish race is an expert at mimicry. They put their host peoples to sleep, paralyzing their defensive abilities. Our insight into the matter led us to the early realization that cooperation between international plutocracy and international Bolshevism was not a contradiction, but rather a sign of deep commonalities. The hand of the pseudo-civilized Jewry of Western Europe shakes the hand of the Jewry of the Eastern ghettos over Germany. Europe is in deadly danger."- Joseph Goebbels, 1943.
Just started snowing up hereBet carlybender’s being fucking blown away by the windRoar
>>218289977probably, there's no refraction in the lenses so they're there purely for fashion
>>218290020speak english fatty
UK ICE
>>218290007
>>218289996Bloody hell a Christmas miracle
>>218290007Why would I listen to a nigga who LOST?Only winners on my team playa
what is the point of living in london if im not in zones 1-3. might as well move out to the fucking country at this point
>>218289901She cute but I'm leftypol :(
>>218290074We live in hell because the jews won in 45
>>218290079I grew up in Hounslow
Oh rookie numbers lads... thought it would be higher
>>218290091if nazis won most of us would still be domesticated wageslaves staring at screens all day
>>218290088east asian girls = rorkesouth asian girls = leftypol shrimple as
>>218290091Sure broski sureStop blaming all the problems in your life on Da Jooz and you’ll find things might get better for you !
>>218290079I'm in Romford rn
>>218290114he's you
>>218290110>>218290191we should expel all the aussies from clapham and install an autonomous /brit/ region. its our destiny
*jiggles majestically through the thread*
>>218290162sugar in his tanksweet as a sugar plum
>>218290210*chuckles*this is an accurate depiction of myself
Played some game about 22 years ago and got stuck at one particular point that i remember so vividly. and now i think im back at that spot. I will get past it this time
ISRAEL JUST BOMBED GAZA
>>218289901Like a brother mhmm
hachimi tink me gwan tek me own life
>>218290352may we know the game and spot?
I just cba
>>218290352Sonic 3?
>>218290387no because people will spoil the whole thing for me.
what was the first vidya you lads tugged yourself off to?
>>218290419that's fair. Enjoys your game chap.
>>218290421wallace and gromit the curse of the were-rabbit
i help people at toil all the time, they're so amazed that i know how to install a driver in device manager. they cannot believe i can click "next" in an install wizard over 5 times and put an app on their laptop. i swapped out a broken usb cable and a grown man wept.
>>218290421your mother sucking cock
>>218290450Haha drugs!!!Drugs at a children’s birthday party!So cool !
>>218290473That man? Me
>>218290473a lot of toil people just stop when they encounter an obvious next step that they haven't been explicitly told how to get past. They're so scared of something disastrous happening
dumb or just foolhardy?
>>218290473>i swapped out a broken usb cable and a grown man wept.
>>218290210Joey G
>>218290436fake image, heres the original
what's the worst job you've ever had
>>218290523Dyslexic innit
>>218290560worked in a call centre for a week
>>218290523got what he fucking deserved
>>218290162>>218290436purple lips are so sexo would like to kiss them a lot
>>218290560worked in a warehouse and got bullied by eastern europeans that i was gay when i really just have a lisp
>>218288584the way you know this is a fake video is that she's wearing underwear under her underwear
>>218290560Royal mail christmas helper, wanted extra money and put an end to my neet life, but fucking hell it's never ending which yeah obviously it would be but it's mentally draining finishing up moving a stack of parcels then getting another massive stack to move and you repeat it for hours
>>218290560Bouncer
>>218289935>pissedFuck off yank
John Lennon was shot because he refused to shovel the snow in front of his building
>>218290585omds can just imagine you answering the phone "hello you're through to anon, how can I help?" omds I am laffin
>>218290645Bro is a slave to Ben ShapiroNothing based about that G
>>218290614guarantee they are munters without makeup
>>218290136Find it hard to watch anything that isn't non fiction these days, feels like if I'm not learning from it, it's a waste of time.
>>218290669i don't think millionaires shovel their own snow desu
>>218290007>they are no longer have the abilityesl detected
don't ever watch anything related to penn and teller on youtube, they let any faggot who took part in their show upload his bit on his youtube channel so your recs get flooded with all these faggots and you'd have to play whack a mole trying to hide them all
>>218290695that's why they shot him
>>218290719was just saying this down the pub
>>218290560Worked for a week as a landscape maintenance bloke, it was an apprenticeship, it mostly involved mowing grass in housing estates and the odd bit of hedge cutting. I was into horticulture and stupidly expected it to be more involved.
in a fowl mood
Need a spanish gf
right so pagans yeahthey worship natureso why do they believe in magic and things when that's not even natural
>>218290352i beat it first try. I must have been a retarded kid cos that was very straight forward
Just spent nearly the last four hours setting up my new coffee machine
>>218290719there doesnt seem to be any reason to log in to youtube at all so i don't see how this would be a problem
imagine the depth and comlexity behind these eyes
>>218290833how much was it?
>>218290790Quite like dopey looking women, not sure why
>>218290833>coffeeedisgusting shit, i hate zoomers
>>218290833get the galao brewing
>>218290874>i wanna rape
>>218290889bizarre post
>>218290833How many setting up the toaster?
im far right
>>218290875
>>218290889coffee famously a zoomer drink
>>218290142Rorke refuses to believe that
>>218290889>hate zoomersI turn 30 in two weeks, chill out retard
>>218290931yes
>>218290930Absolute state of you spending that much for a machine that makes a bitter hot drink
>>218290884I reckon the enormous tits are probably the main appeal
>>218290884Mad how this bint did standard porn and then suddenly went the legalporno double anal gangbang route
this last week has made me think i'm not such a freaksome people just need a bit more time and the right environment, then they feel comfortable to open up. and that's ok
>>218290874Pondering the adversary he suffered in childhood and the parent trap into the relationships with his wife, children and how his childhood trauma tied into it on his descent into drug addiction
>>218291010virgin freak runtoid
>>218291001She's retired now and has had a breast reduction
>>218290984The only bitter thing around here is you
>>218290984it pays for itself after 100 saved trips to starbucks
>>218291033Yeah but I cost nothing for you bb x
>>218291010Soy post but true, doesn't help being surrounded by wankers who constantly knock you down, it can get to the point where you only realise how much they were bringing you down when you finally leave them
>>218290930Omds rorke, you could've bought a stick of 16gb of ddr5 with that
>>218291033whipped that milksop
>>218290920Not finished yet
homeless guy with severe brain damage scribbling the secrets of the universe on a wall under a bridge only to be discovered 100,000 years later
Reet chess match between arsenal and and liverpool
>>218291085>>218291085>>218291085
>>218291031Tragic
uh oh
ok janny
right we’ve a few more posts to go and a new has been posted.Might need to give head office a bell for this one
>>218290884you can tell this bint has nothing going on behind those eyes
>>218291095janitor, this one appears to be before the 310. if you wouldn't mind, old boy?
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
