Scotland edition
>>218291082Did the man move the pawn?
janny is a sick man
the toil freaks will be going to toil tomorrowthey have a duty to fulfill
this one then i guess
>>218291085>I HEART immigrants>Uh... but not those *nglish cunts
>>218291085Rare good edition.
baste scrote janny
Apologize
The word nonsense is derived from the word nonce
is he really dead
Alri lads
It’s ‘shoo-in,’ not ‘shoe-in.’It’s ‘case in point,’ not ‘case and point.’It’s ‘moot point,’ not ‘mute point.’It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’It’s ‘jibe with,' not 'jive with.'
love how quiet the roads get when it snows
>>218291290nah he sexts Employed Woman all the time
test
>>218291290He's in purgatory de lad
>>218291325Yak
my priti patel quads have been confined to the abyss. fuck jannies
>>218291345what a champ
>>218291345alpha as FUCK
Would you rather have 8 inch length and 4 inch girth or 5.5 inch length with 6.25 inch girth?
>>218291176Figuratively speaking
most people give up on their New Year’s resolution on January the 9th
>>218291085Leftypol comparing immigrants to violent invaders again
>>218291382I have 8" length and 6" girth so I don't care about your scenario
>>218291394not me though
>>218291409pics?
>>218291294Language is anything we want it to be
>>218291345zased
>>218291430I've posted it many times
Almost became gay
>>218291345
>>218291382Second one for sure. I have 6.5 inch length and 4 inch girth rn and it’s terrible the skinniness ruins everything
>>218291441freakishpenislad?
so, this is rorke
>>218291447co to kurwa jest
spent like 10 years wanting crazy shit to happen but it never did, now i've got a gf a job and a nice place to live n the worlds on the verge of madness
I have always felt that the extra bun in the McDonald's big mac was entirely superflous to the burger. What is it we crave out of a big mac? Why, the meat, the cheese, and the sauce! The last thing you want to taste in that situation is more bread. I'm an expert in this field (see flag) so don't worry, I know what I'm talking about.
VGH
um
>>218291484videos like this are 10000x hotter when they have a cock
footcord raid
>>2182914852 more weeks until they go crazy right
want a big mac now
>>218291499British culture detector is staying pretty quiet about this one
how do i find new music that is totally divorced from the music i usually listen tospotify doesn't seem to have anywhere i can find albums with 10 listens in genres that haven't been invented yet
>>218291499This would be such a kino country. Canada is so fucking gay, why do they have to be around us?
That'll be $500 for RAM please
>>218291516for me, it’s the mcrib
>>218291499Where's the Greenland, Venezuelan, and Cuban colonies?
>>218291537music is shit stop listening to it and grow up
>>218291537Just search for {random genre} mix and listen to a few and then you’ll start to get more random recommendations on your home page
>>218291549Greenland is red on the map, Einstein
>>218291504would love to make you 10000x hotter by pouring molten steel on your faggot head
>>218291553:( im a girl btw>>218291562oky thanks
10th anniversary of his death tomorrow lads
when no stream
>>218291573Feels like yesterday....
>>218291518oh you're a woke
*golf clap*
>>218291573feels like 10 years ago
Greenland kinda be lookin comfy tho don't it?
>>218291573Fucking hell that went quick. I remember the day itself. Someone messaged me to let me know he died and I woke up to see the message.
thisgamerkillsfascists67: pls stream toby-kun!!toby-kun:
Anyone watching the footy?
Chat is this real?
>>218291620Needs McDonald's and wogs
>>218291624starting to understand why some fellas just snap and go on sprees
>>218291549mong
Wish bottoming didn't completely destroy your bumhole
>>218291479No, I posted my penis resting against the sink lots of times
american rorkes hating immigration but also wanting to annex all of latin america
>>218291644COMPLYSHUT THE FUCK UP AND COMPLYFUCKING COMPLY
blackeddonaldseating a big blackedlolburger kangeating a nigger moo demg
>>218291624put her in prison
>>218291085Scots lowkey got the best accents in Europe. No cap. Sorry bongers
>>218291669who bummed you then
>>218291711shut the fuck up you dirty yank clown bastard
>>218291701post of the year
kurds just got merked and rounded up like dogs
tried to get into golf but couldn't hit the damn ball
>>218291711
>>218291711Scots are Brits you retard
why did he do it?
foid crying again cos she feels aimless in life without a job Current idea is becoming a dog walker
>>218291669modest penises are good in this sense
>>218291736what happened
>>218291745British = EnglishWe Gaels dunnae want to be associated with ye
>>218291744love this meme
Wanking to ai images of priti patel in a bikini
>>218291753
>British = English>We Gaels dunnae want to be associated with ye
>>218291773>GaelsFuck off back to Ireland, Brits were in Scotland first
Who keeps dumping black babies in london?
I'm so fucking horny all the time, lads... I can't stop masturbating and thinking about sex all day long and I don't know what to do... Is this something bad?
uh oh pictnonce meltdown
is he a woman now or what?
26 and finally made it is as far as I can without being exposed as a complete fucking fraudonly reason i did so well in school and college and uni was because i had no friends or hobbies or distractions so i just focused on that. even have a masters degree which makes me look smart but was just a complete joke of a course anyone could pass.had a nice easy job the past couple of years but just started a new job which actually requires me to think and work with others and the truth is im just thick as fuck. My brain has been fried from years of internet addiction and social isolation. I have 0 common sense or problem solving skills. I don't have a clue what is going on and i don't have the capacity or mental fortitude to better myself so i can be successful in it. I'm just going to quit and work at the amazon toilhouse with all the darkies
>>218291827austerity
nth for the holodem
>>218291867grim
scrolling up so that post is out of sight and I don't accidentally read a single word
the colonel's chicken for tea tomorrowbig feast
>Weight loss jabs affecting Greggs, boss says
>>218291644dunnomaybe ask on /sp/?
right well this arsenal - liverpool game is shit isn't it
LOL
Arsenal? Bottle jobs
MoD helping the US capture that oil tankergood lookin' out lads
>>218291867this shit is just gakuen idolmaster again
:(
the man is kicking the ball is he? explains why its so slow
so glad i didnt take that job for the DOD
>>218291855sounds like bedtime fretting lad. get rested and give it time, you will adapt
>>218291981Midge.
>>218291926genuinely can't remember the last time i watched a football match i enjoyed its so fucking dead
end austerity by abolishing the state
>>218291981a life cut short x
my life is just a series of chair clatterings
In work today everyone was talking about that woman in America who got shot in the face and also about America wanting GreenlandYanks tell me what your thoughts are on this new level of attention
>>218291981
>>218291867
Rourke's delight
>>218291855Who cares man as long as you don't get sacked just coast alongOr try and get a comfy WFH job if you can. The end is nigh anyway
>>218291981pretty fucked up that he decided to reproduce and doom his offspring
ITS SNOWING ITS SNOWING ITS SNOWING
>>218292107i do work wfh apart from a couple of times a month
>>218292063>new level of attention
>he thought the storm would stop me from going to see avatar againELOHEL
>>218292113>Davis has said the only real drawback to being small was the associated health problems. Of his own dwarfism, Davis has said, "Well, as you get older, it gets worse... Your joints, for a start. My hips are dislocated, so they're sitting out here. Very painful knees. I had surgery on my feet when I was very young. There's a risk of retinal detachment, but I know the signs now."
>>218292146The midget has had sex and you still haven't mong.
>>218292131Corr you're set then just put your feet up and wait until the bombs start dropping
>>218292173with another midget so it only counts as half his virginityhonestly maybe even just a quarter with how short his "wife" is
>>218291981Imagine being Warwick Davis. You win a lawsuit against the internet for $14 million dollars and then the day comes for you to collect your check at the bank. You roll into the establishment like a wretched demonic acorn fallen from a corpse tree blooming in the depths of hell, and the banker sneers at you from behind his desk with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a dog toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use your settlement money to replace them. After reaching the edges of the rich mahogany, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the side of the desk, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. The banker detects your presence with the aid of an electron microscope. "Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Davis" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He writes you a check and drops it upon you, but the paper is like a comet sent by heaven. Instead of being smashed by the immeasurable weight however you are absorbed into the valence shell of a hydrogen atom. It must suck to be a midge.
I hope Warwick Davis lives until dwarfism becomes curable he'll be unstoppable
>>218292131What the fuck are you complaining about then? What is the worst that could happen? Just turn of your fucking computer and never speak to them again if you crash out
Nataliya amazonka
>>218292191You don't think midget pussy is super small and tight? I'd fuck a midge
>>218292192Did this actually happen? I thought bullying him was just a meme on here
his willy is normal sized though. you can see it in his trousers when he walks.
>>218292134Yeah absolutely. Obviously America gets the most attention out of any country anyway but things have seriously ramped up now. We're living in a mad world with an orange american hitler at the top of it
>>218292192Asking grok what he thinks of this
>>218292229
>>218292274Grok's a woman actually
>>218292268i wish he was a fraction of what hitler wasneed you leftypol types rounded up
64GB of DDR5 is almost 1k here
>>218292238Midgets scare me so I would never shag a midget.
>>218292313Nobody needs all that RAM
@grok what's 1000 dollarydoos in pounds
Hitler is probably more popular than Keir Starmer is if ppl were being honest.
>>218292274
TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER
>>218291345basedgot to taste those soles and stopped the dirty cow ever putting her feet up again
>>218292379roboponce
>>218292310Trump is very much like Hitler. Are you actually stupid?
Davida is missing. The 14-year-old was last seen at Fountain Gate Shopping Centre
>>218292313Sorry mate I NEED my ai filters on /brit/ memes haha
>>218292343If you can't subdue a midget really no point in doing much else is there. Dominating midgets determines manhood
>>218292347how else am I going to have 18,000 tabs of /brit/ open
>>218292241yh
>>218292313>>218292313I'm hoping the steam machine isn't gonna be affected
>>218292379>>218292409are you a paki?
>>218292313is that so, I feel so bad for you
something sinister about this aussie
dogberg just dropped one. fucking mucky twat
>>218291926Can't watch it with my dogshit connection feels bad>>218291883It'll be fun >>218291969Never played any rhythm games but sales shitposting on /vg/ will be fun. It will be a first rhythm game, bandai dropped the bag never release an EN version >>218292087/fit/owa
>>218292379>quintessential 4chan greentext>nary a green text in sightretard robot
Used to play games with my mates but now I just scroll X and whatnot. No one seems to play we can barely get together once a month to play some friendslop
Ah yes the antipodeans have arrived. grim shit
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>218292406Whisked away into the Jamaal's '05 mustang
>>21829231316gb is all you need
>>218292313Fuck AI niggas
>>218292483only most of it
watching robson green on a weekend escape with sabre off of gladiators
>>218292425>>218292313>1 year ago you could get 128gb of RAM for $250 or 192gb of RAM for $500>now 128gb costs $1000 and 192gb costs $2000and in exchange we get elon's retarded llm generating child pornography. fucking hell.
>>218292425yeah but nobody cares about new zealand
>>218291290He's not dead but I don't know why he isn't coming back
>>218292423no im just not leftypol
wish i could travel back in time and live in 1974
>>218291345Thought this was Rubes
favourite bowie album?
>>218292520railway neck guillotine
>>218292549Why
>>218292556Zigly Stordust and the Spartans of March
think i accidentally spunked a bit in the gf on xmas night and now her period is 2 days late
>>218292603name him Rorke
>>218292556station to station
>>218292556Low
>>218292603it's over
>>218292425at least you're all rich from that lord of the rings royalties
>>218292629the deppoplasty worked wonders on xher
not a big fan of the Aussie missing cuties gimmick
>>218292556bloke has one, at BEST two decent songs on each album, the rest some absolute dogshit dreckamazing he got as popular as he did
There's something intensely gay about architecting skyscrapers.Large phallic structures... designed and planned by supposedly straight men..?Very gay. That's all I'm saying.
>>218292649the only peter jackson movie I've appeared in (as an extra) was that one about the moving cities that flopped
>>218292663wrong sir, wrong
>conventionally attractive teens and pre-teens
started a new character on 'yrim last night already got to level 53
>>218292556Let's Dance
>>218291573he was a dirty nonce
dont have any friends or hobbies. i am dull, inarticulate, boring, uninteresting, strange, and generally just unpleasant to be around
Scots aren’t brits. Where did you get that from?
>>218292692yeah same
>>218291827The only way to fix this is post natal abortion provided by r nhs
>>218292690It was a different time
>>218292684if it levels anything like morrowind you are either very good or didn't sleep much
>>218292692roaring this is me
>>218292701Neither the English nor Scots are 'British', and I don't know why anyone would want to be.
Another thrilling evening of slopball
alcohol is so fucking boring
>>218292690Before the hippopotamus women and trannies were chasing men down to examine where they put their dicks. Fuck off.
>>218292721nah its easy as fuck if you know how best to power level
fuck everyone in this thread
>>218292763didn't ask for your to-do list
Absolutely sick and tired of people's stupid gay opinions
>>218292684Modded to fuck or what
>>218292692Basically every damn nigga in this thread to a tee
>>218292440You disgust me
>>218292692I'll be your mate
Argos delivered the wrong package to my house, can I keep without them chasing me up? It's worth £500+. Only ordered in a £40 water filter
Get ruby spaffed n pregged.
>>218292762what do you play as? i like being a spellsword
>>218292819yes mate its all yours
find it mad how mental something as harmful for you as smoking or alcohol can be addictive (I say this as someone who has an addiction to both)both make you feel like shit in so many ways and have no discernible benefit but they're both stupidly hard to kick
want to eat more eggswhat are good things to eat with eggs or use eggs in?
>>218292857you can shove eggs up your bum, you know?
>sweating >can't stop shivering>stomach in tatters noxious trumps>Completely congested Bored of this
>>218292857
>>218292854alcohol has the benefit of not making you a boring cunt nicotine has the benefit of making you feel good when you havent had it for a bit
that's it. the man has finished kicking the ball for today
would smack the shit out of martinelli for that if i was arteta
>>218292831playing as a sneaky mage this time around
>>218292901Thrilling wasn't it
backless erotic
>>218292896Alcohol gets less pleasurable the more addicted you are. Smokes just get nicer.
would shag the shit out of martinelli if i was arteta
>>218292901>>218292907>>218292912They're not called bottlejobsenal for nothing
>>218292894Those leaf things smell like a fresh cut turd. An Assyrian woman brought them into work and tried to force us all to eat them, gagged smelling it
>>218292556LowThere's a version of Breaking Glass which was phenomenal, I think a live version in Rome, but I can't find it right now for some reason
>>218292926sex
would cook the shit out of arrabbiata if i was hungry
>>218292811Not my problem ya bisch
>>218292953It's just rice and leafs cooked in olive oil water and lemon, but I don't know how Assyrians cook it.
>>218292909nice. will play skyrim when i get a new laptop
>>218292701>>218292735Scottish people are British and founded the Kingdom of Great BritainEnglish people are British and make up the majority of the island nation of Great BritainWelsh people speak a Britonnic languageIt's all Britain you evil scum
>>218292988
>>218292986Oh that's not it then is it. It was some form of brown meat put in leaves and smelled like that toilet trimmings
right that's me going to have a wank now
>>218292684any sex mods on the go?
>>218293008he's looking at a bbw
No snow round my gaff, absolute fucking piss take
What the hellWhy
>>218292990
>>218293034waaw a girl!
>>218292986what leaves do you use
>>218293038taking me to the pub
>>218293034would love her to piss through those over my mouth then peg me in my chastity cage
I LOST ME LEGGY IN AFGHANNY
not sure how commies still exist after decades and decades of losing
>>218293034Fancy shagging her up the anal cavity of the rectum iykwim
>>218293038Because fuck you brokey
>>218293079>after decades and decades of losingChina hasn't been losing
>>218293016I see, mine are Greek style, just some nice herbs inside and salt and black pep.
>>218293071Kys tranny.
>>218292556blackstar came out 10 years ago todaynot my favourite just thought you ought to know
>>218293071don't believe that individual would require the use of a pegging apparatus
>>218293049>>218293071>>218293080
mongs will be like>china isnt communistthe political party in charge is literally called the chinese communist party
>>218293097So if I have it correctly, the plate held scrambled eggs, bacon, jalapeno peppers, and those leaf things? Is that a typical breakfast in bulgaria?
>>218293131did you lose an argument in another thread or something
>>218293131the majority of earth's billionaires are chinese
>>218293096it's not the 60s anymore mate
>>218292926important video
>>218293056gRAPE leaves. A Turkish brand, hate to admit that but they are superior to most of our brands.
inventing a new word
One of the funniest online phenomenons is all these ghetto-ish black guys listening to and praising white elements of cultureAnd then the comments are full of whiteys lapping up their approvalDecent grift to be fair, many whites are obsessed with having their culture validated by minorites.
>>218293127rorke's ma
(8) MY BIGGEST ENEMY IS ME POP A 911 (8)
huge win
>>218293182
mongs will be like>north korea isn't democraticthe name of the country is literally called the democratic people's republic of koreamongs will be like>nazis aren't socialistthe political party was literally called the national socialist german worker's partyand so on
clownworld
>>218293140Yes that's it, they are just bulgarian hot peppers though not jalapeno, I had this for lunch If I remember correctly, It's not typical it's just what I had at the moment. The gRAPED rice leaves are usually eaten on Christmas and Easter.
Got low self-esteem
>>218293146In 1996 Britain's economy was larger than China's and India's combined
>>218293199Screaming
>>218293207I'm a fan of hot peppers too love them with just about anything. I like to grill them so they get kind of soft
>>218293182it's not minorities it's black americans specifically because they have be propagandised as the standard of cool for decades.
>>218293201pounded that arsehole
>>218293214yeah when china actually was communist. it is just a nationalist capitalist state now.
>>218293201cant really argue with this so just going to call you a knobhead
>>218293264>>218293264>>218293264
well i'm not using that one
>>218293272O
>>218288486>>218288486>>218288486
>>218293272you have been sent flying
>>218293272
>>218293335>>218293335>>218293335
>>218293306This is the thread.
