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>>218291511I love America (the United States of)
Men only want one thing
What is it with jeets always wearing>button up with rolled up sleeves>jeans>flip flops
>>218291775Swagger
>>218291775whats up with them smelling like literal feces
>>218291775all thirdies dress that way
>>218291834Latinxo's don't, they all wear shorts and a filthy t-shirt
I just saw ice execute 10 white people In the alleyway.. this regime is evil
dont like it when foreigners make the thread. why are you greek
What tf is happening in Iran
kuckojeb
everybody that posts below me is my bitch
Do North Americans even post here anymore? Leave us alone. Our lighthouse on a hill is FULL!
I guarantee you there's a darkie on X that has made this exact post:>yall only care about ice shootings now cause its a white girl
it sucks we're going to need to wait 3 more years before the american civil war 2.0 starts, it's going to be fun as fuck to watch
>>218291511I'm just gonna say itI'm sure there are historical and geographical reasons butEuropean borders in general are a little uglyNow I know we can't all have lines artificially drawn along latitude and longitudeBut I would be more likely to care about which country is which if their positions were less fucked up in what is already an odd and lumpy continent in this age of glacial decline where Doggerland is lost.
>>218291893 Shouldn't have let in the Ellis Islanders. Too late now
Should I drink today if I drank all day yesterday
>>218291978you're gonna need a drink tonight
>Try to doord*sh while living in one of the largest and known cities in the planet>Uhhh nope impossible. Too many people.>2 years later try again, but in a different less populated area>Uhhh nope impossible. Too many people.Does everyone and their muslim jamaican tranny cousin do delivery these days?
we're already in a cold civil war
>>218291971We need to send the Italians back
>>218292000Yes against Minnesotans
What's going on here
Feels like the skitzos are losing their eternal battle against the psychopaths. AI was a killing blow.
>>218292037north american things. you wouldn't get it.
>>218292050you don't know me homie
>>218292018nah, minnesota is only a small part of a lot of recent eventsthe whole gerrymandering thing is the best example, it was literally entire states combating each other
>>218292037bottom is literally me
>>218292037 saved
>>218292045Crying about AI is the new GMO crying or obsession with flat earthers, the new cancel culture everyone can get in on together, generally paired with crying about "tech bros" or "crypto bros" whatever that means
AI is destroying the climate
Give Minnesota and Tim Walz to Canada
>>218292156 Deport Somalis and Tim Walz to Canada. Take back Minnesota.
got all the shadow of chernobyl cheevos
I think imma check out the new show with Punisher guy on jewflix
Ngl I've basically completely sold my soul to Amazon>Buy a ton of stuff>Watch movies and shit on prime>Have an Amazon credit card>Use Amazon Pharmacy to get my meds
>>218292279what meds do you take
i love my lord and savior jesus christ
Robyn is back
Went to the bank today to convert 8k cash into to Euro (It's truly over), bank girl said I have to declare where I got the money from, I said why? She said that's the policy for such large amounts. I said ok I'll just go somewhere else, then she said wait here and called some manager. Eventually they did it and said that if it was 10k I would have to have document with where the money came from.
>>218292306epilepsy medscan't drive so having them delivered makes my life much easier
>>218292324based
>>218292226i subscribed to netflix 4 months ago so i can watch wwe. stopped watching wwe and didn't use the thing for 2 months already but i'm still paying
>>218292338 was the bank girl cute
>>218292341>can't drivehow do you get anywhere do you work from home?
>Amazon still hasn't shipped my DDR5 RAM
>>218292369 Watch Narcos it's legit good and not woke at all
Getting topped by a hung feminine femboy, is it gay?
>>21829233090s divorced mom music is the best
Also Beef is another original series that's good but you have to follow only asian characters
Americans be like "you choose not to drive a 3,000 pound death cage next to complete strangers, how do you get around?"
>>218292424narcos mexico is better than the first oneluv me scoot mcnairysimple as
>>218292447Only if you moan like a girl
>>218292383Yeah, I got really lucky and managed to get a wfh IT job. I got an apartment close to a bunch of stores so I can just walk to places. Any far stuff I uber. Since I don't pay insurance or gas, the Uber costs even out.It can get annoying at times, but I've learned to just deal with it.
Why haven't you told your crush how you feel?
coughed mid burpvery peculiar feel
>>218292469most normal adults can drive without turning it turning into a death cage grow up
>>218292469Only option in many places, even those with “good public transport”
>>218292447no
>>218292476Now I just need to find the unicorn
nothing would make me happier right now than getting drunk
big fan of colonial american architecture
>>218292494thats nice, do you ride a bicycle to get around too?
It's easy to hate California and Poo York but do you have the courage to hate Minnesota
>>218292499what crush? which crush?
>>218292529I drank half a bottle of vodka and some other stuff and I'm a bit drunkIt's not worth it man
>get new job offer>have to go take drug test>they're over an hour behind on appointments when I show up>8 chairs but 25 people checked in>finally get called back over an hour late>go to back room and sit down>nurse says I look annoyed>say I'm not>she insists that I'm annoyed>say okay I am a bit annoyed at the wait but that I'm good to go so lets just do the test>she has a complete meltdown>HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME YOU'RE BEING HOSTILE I'M GETTING MY MANAGER >manager comes in confused what's happening>tell her I've said like 4 words to the lady and have no idea why she's freaking out>manager has no idea what's going on but goes to get another nurse>second nurse comes in and starts yelling before I can even say anything>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU YELL AT SHANIQA>what?>FUCKING YELLING ASS BITCH>she gets the manager again>manager still has no idea what's going on>tells the second nurse to just do her job>she makes some noises and hands me the paper work for a blood test >tell her its a urine test and ask if that's the correct form>she calls me a smartass and storms out of the room>manager comes back a few minutes later and gets third nurse who does the whole thing in like 5 minutes with no yelling or screaming>whole thing took like 3 hours>smell of shit and urine is now caked in my nose from being in the crowded lobby so longI will not tldr fuck you and fuck niggers
What am I still doing here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
>>218292512that's the point, why are Americans like that? did they think everyone was gonna want to do this completely unnatural and expensive activity?
>>218292499i'm stone cold theres no crush im not in high school
in my hood they call me brick cheney
>>218292562i really miss it. i love booze. unfortunately due to all the medication i'm taking i can't drink. you are a lucky bastard. just lay down and enjoy the buzz
>>218292552I only hate nebraska and north dakota
>>218292474>narcos mexico is better Don't listen to this guy. The Escobar saga is the peak of the show. S3 is good if you like the Colombia setting and want a legitimate ending for Pascal's character. Now the Narcos Mexico spinoff is boring and woke with inferior setting and characters. Skip it.
>>218292594>why are Americans like that?because they have to justify spending tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars in cars, maintenance, insurance, etc. to get from point A to point B convenientlythat's why the word "walkable" makes them have complete meltdowns
>>218292376Mm not really, last time I went the girl was younger and better looking.
>>218292572Damn bro that's a cool fake story, sorry you imagined those things happening to you
>>218292579Enjoying the security of life in the heartland of a vast and powerful nation.
>>218292499because that's gay
>>218292474Both are shit, but the Mexican one is slightly better imo
>>218292624>just lay downThat's exactly what you don't want to do, big mistakeI can't count the amount of times I had to sleep with the light on because the dark made me naseousAlcohol is the devil, tempting
>>218292761>I had to sleep with the light on because the dark made me naseousThat's very weird, it's usually the opposite when hungover the light gives me a headache.
if I ever had a daughter I would name her clayton
if i have a daughter ill name her spinster
I have a son named Traxson
>>218292794Me having a reverse reaction doesn't surprise me even a bit, I'm an abomination
>>218292716You call this living?
>>218292812>Clayton: Dad when will I be born? I want to see the sky!
i have a fish named ted
>>218292872naah youre a good guy
My dad had a black cat named Slayer as a kid
Didn't do anything today
>>218292887Iowa looks comfy
Ordered SLOP.
I hate watching a tv show and one of the main characters is a nigger woman
>>218292812if i ever have 2 daughters i will name them veronika and samanta
>>218292987mcdonalds?
>>218292677>fake storyNta but this is honestly how visits to any inner city clinic is, black nurses tend to be braindead and do anything they can to get out of work, I remember going to an emergency room after a wreck once and watching a nurse argue with some guy who was bleeding out because he wouldn't quit swearing she kept telling him she would kick him out instead of actually helping him in anyway
>>218292992I don't understand why they always make them thee most insufferable character. Is it on purpose, wtf is their problem?
Our politicians are unironically defending a federal agent who unlawfully murdered a White American citizen
I'm so tired y'all
>>218293022No, sushi.
>>218293164that's not slop. sushi is good for you
>momberg is getting pizza
>>218291978no
>>218291998yes. it's an extremely low skill job with a very low barrier to entry and basically no supervision.
>>218292080All my gay ass homies HATE nazis
>>218293090It's some libtard wahmen thougheverbeit
>>218293090She was a terrorist and a traitor anon. She got what she deserved.
really need to stop visiting outer /int/
>>218291621This happened to me
>>218293228It's very stupid, someone makes a thread and then abandons it. I'm not replying to any outer thread anymore.
>>218292080>america is a christofascist nazi slaveocracy>america is anti-naziwhich is it?
Hello kind strangerino I'm a 4'1" garden gnome and I never had an issue, I have a friend who's a quantum particle and he gets laid all the time. His secret? He has deleted Tinder and posts regularly on r/2xchromosomes (he carries tampons in his man bag). Maybe instead of looksmaxxing you could try respectingwomenmaxxing. I am on my fifth shower today and I have a sexy sex date later today with my 400lbs lady friend (she has a penis). We are in a polycule with a fat Nigerian nerd (he/they) and a Funko pop (it/xer) and we have sexy sexing all the time. It's a you issue.
>>218293217femboy nazis make me rockhard, unfortunately they're rare
>>218292154good
>>218293247im tired of the coomer threads
/int/ is where I find the best porn desu
why does /bant/ even exist, /int/ is basically /b/ with flags anyway
>>218293263How hard would you hit the ground when I give you a knuckle sandwich?
>>218293303/bant/ is the nsfw version of /int/
TARSEM will be delivering my healthy slop today :)
there is one group of people i will never understand: slavic nazis. it's like jews being nazis. it's even more absurd
>>218293286Yeah same
>>218293325what did you order?
>>218293303I think it was an attempt to make /int/ more "serious" by redirecting shitposters but it failed because nobody cares about /bant/.
>>218293325Uberjeets
>>218292992 You talking about the day of the jackal
>>218292469nobody has ever said that
>>218293303bant is basically int for mentally challenged people
>>218293325>knows hindi and punjabi
so now it's new year, will you continue the same routine?
>>218293325>Knows Hindu and PunjabiSo does he not know English?
>>218292579what part?
Some of the content coming out of Minnesota is kino of the highest order. I love America
>>218292594using the internet is "unnatural"
>>218293356The fact that you got a tripcode kinda speaks against that
>>218293368why did they spray paint this slut
>>218293325Terrible stats holy shit this is a bad pull. Can you get one with good stats??
if you use ubereats you are absurdly lazy
I really want to nut so bad bros but I promised myself I would go a month without nutting. All I can think about is latina ass.
>>218293188What kind?
We should swap Alberta for Minnesota
>>218292650show me the anti-walkability communities
>>218293474Latinas aren't thinking about you
>>218293474think about enchilada shits. you're welcome.
>>2182933413x salmon maki roll :D
>>218293501But their asses are
>>218293474Be strong fren, just do something else. I still haven't coomed, I had no luck on New Years eve...
>>218293508yum
>>218293188Noice
>>218293514Asses can't think.
>>218293474>I promised myself I would go a month without nuttingthat's unhealthy
>>218293508i really need to go to the sushi place
>>218293544I just wanna see if I have the strength to do it
>>218293540i can think just fine, thanks
The shooting wasn't justified. There. I said it.
Boss is coming over for dinner and i don't have any food other than some beef bratwursts and diet spriteI don't even have buns
>>218293404and you don't have to use it if you don't want.
>Renee Nicole Good was Minneapolis ‘ICE Watch’ ‘warrior’ who trained to resist feds before shooting
>>218293583Yes it was
>>218293583anyone who actively supports illegal immigration is committing treason.
>>218293592salsa?
Reports of massive explosions in Lvov, The Ukraine
>>218293497Conservative Americans build some of the best mixed use, high density, very walkable places on the planet.and they put them on Ski Mountains.because it's crime that stops these developments anywhere else. it's the groids, like we've always said it is.
>>218293583do your boobs hang low?can you swing 'em to and fro?can you tie 'em in a knot?can you tie 'em in a bow?
Love a tasteful tit sag
>>218293629i had nothing to do with it
>>218293619apparently she was just going home not protesting
LVOVLVIVKYIVSHITTIUPOLST YKATERINSPOLNOT FUCKING AMERICA FUCK OFF
>>218293566if you're worried that you're addicted to jerking off or whatever, why not try having sex?
>>218293583wow so brave
>>218293673no she wasn't or she wouldn't have CROSSED STATE LINES (evil, remember?) to be there in the first place.checkand MATE
>>218293591you're moving the goalposts
>>218293630>>218293697what the fuck are you people talking about. go outside.
If your name isn't from the Bible I'm not calling you back or hiring you simple as
Fed goycattle has a Gadsden flag on his home.
>>218293583 It was justified
>>218293792my name is from the OT
>>218293745don't know what rittenhouse has to do with this. also he had a right to defend himself
I wish I lived in America so I could sign up to be an ICE agent
>>218293673>apparently she was just going homethrough an area of active law enforcement activity? here's a pro tip: if you see cops up to some shit, leave and come back later. nothing good will come from fucking with cop shit.>inb4 "ice aren't cops"stop being an internet-brained retard for like 2 seconds
>>218293792...Checking...Yes my name is in the Bible
>>218293792Even if it is Satan? You would give a job to a guy named Satan?
>>218293825They were saying, "she's from out of state" like it matters
>>218293798she literally tried to tread on him with her tires
>>218293413i'm too special to be just another anon
>>218293753you made a bad comparison to begin with, can the internet crush your body to the point of death? can it set you on fire? can it barrel through your living room wall? does it require the government to have a copy of your photo? fuck off, cagie.
>>218293629it's called lwiw and it's rightful polish clay
>>218293843nigga arguing with himself
>>218293855we're mocking libshits for sperging out over Rittenhouse CROSSING STATE LINES
>>218293856>tried to tread on himhaha
Two colliding galaxies
>>218293946
>>218293970yes that's the joke thx
>>218293924
Three Satanic glowies hanging out
>>218293992lmao I forgot about that prosecutor. what a joke of a case he brought
>>218294009Sammy Davis jr wasn't a glowie, neither the fag on the right
>>218294009This guy was a chomo
>>218294027i have more ylyl
those tantaly ads are hilarious. like, okay, you've decided to buy a sex torso. congratulations. but why is it dressed?! where did the bras and panties come from if you're a big enough virgin to order a rubber midsection of a woman? why does the dude spank it like he's trying to get it in the mood? lol the whole ad is just so silly.
>>218293792This but the Bhagavad Gita
>>218294009There's literally nothing wrong with being a glowie
>>218294033the entertainment industry is crawling with glowies
>>218294069Proof Sammy Davis jr was a glowie?
>>218294033>neither the fag on the rightAnton Lavey worked for mossad
Suicyco muthafucka, if you ain't suicidal you ain't shit
>>218294081he converted to Judaism
>>218294095No proof of that
>>218294107Just means he's smart
good night brossssssss
anyone else gay as hell and ngmi
>>218294146goodnight fella. sleep well.
>>218294135maybe>>218294146gn bro
>>218294152Gay as in retarded? Yes
>>218294146sweet dreams, ya serb bastard
>>218294152im sexy and gay
noporn is absolutely worth it but after about 6 weeks of nofap my drive to do literally anything disappeared. pure anecdotal evidence but i'm convinced never emptying your balls is bad for testosterone production.
>>218294132Anton Lavey helped steal weapons from US military bases and ship them to israel.That's a fact, tranny.
F
Family Dollar is for niggers. Dollar Tree is fine though
>>218294201I don't care about faggot animals dying
>>218294193More great facts from retard.com
>>218294217wow. you got some soul-searching to do, anon.
>>218294201RIP
>>218294185https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IslF_EyhMzg
>>218294201what the hell you can't just own a lynx in canada or they'll steal her from you??
made some lasagna
>>218294254for bfberg?
hi bulgaria
FUCK BULGARIA
bulge area
>>218294273For both of us it's dinner, but he does like lasagna he loves the ricotta
my life is dogshit
bharatian odors emanating off me atm
>>218294275hello>>218294284not very nice
>>218294254give me some
>>218294324Get the fuck out of our thread. Nobody wants you here. Nobody.
>>218294314same. sometimes it just shakes out that way lil nigga
The watch
>>218294339
i made lasagna with pork sausage once instead of beef. heresy, i know. but it actually was very good, i almost couldn't tell the difference. it digested lighter, too. and made a bigger portion because you get more for less money. ha, 'this post was sponsored by big swine'.
>>218294360did your boyfriend buy it for you
>>218294360rose gold? bit zesty
>>218294382Yeah it's good, or you can also make it with a mix, here they sell 50/50 mix for meals like that.
>>218294401I like rose gold
>>218294190>never emptying your balls is bad for testosterone productionit literally is no fap retards can't read data so they just misinterpret it, not orgasming causes a short term testosterone spike (as in a minuscule spike) then a slow decline
>>218294324i want you here.
My trash can is rose gold
>>218294382add both beef and pork sausage that's the best
>>218294415>then a slow declinethen what?
Russia just hit the city of Lvov in western The Ukraine with an Oreshnik.
>>218294419
>>218294435nothing you eventually return to your pre nofap levels and it stays there
>>218294435super aids
>>218294375
>>218294440Not my problem
>>218294440I don't know what half those words mean. Is it my problem yes or no
What did the Texas government mean by this?
>>218293378He definitely did not know any English.
>>218294484I bet he knows "bro" and "buddy"
>>218294478Hot wheels is the most loyal goy of course
>>218294498I gave him a thumbs-down rating.
>>218294514My sussy bussy is just like this
>>218294521Nice
Butty
gf is nuclear pissed because she found where i spilled a bunch of roach glue behind the refridgerator
>>218294553pimp slap that dumb bitch
Pop pop pop watching libtard wimmen drop
I bought a civic
i like the bulgarian more than any amerifat, that's for sure
>>218294553tell him you'll clean it all up
>>218294621>anything ever goes wrong in your country>noooo! america please help us help me! I'm sorry I'm so so sorry I didn't mean it!why even posture at all? we all know the truth
theres a mosquito raping me and the fan doesnt seem to be helping
would you date a neanderthal broad if they were still around and it was socially acceptable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWOInVjJ9uY
>>218294656they are still around they're called jews
>>218294666https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbpivCPx2TI
I'm so tired. Tired of life.
I love Japan way more than America
>>218294727thats understandable
>>218294727
>>218294675
Happy 4:20!
>>218294746there is much we will never know about human history
>>218294760b.c. is gross, could use a tsunami or two
>>218294693lmao I love his edits
how can i rizz up women on 4chan over text
>>218294146 goodnight
Not drinking alcohol is so boring on god
>>218293477>>218293536This kind.
>>218294796threaten them with sexual abuse. theyre all bpd nymphos
>>218294796dig up one of those meta-data'd oldfag memes, that'll get her soaking.
>>218294382 Lasagna and Schnitzel are my two favorite dishes
>>218294821doesn't look greasy enough
>>218294841hähnchenschnitzel?
when’s the last time you enjoyed a delightful pear
playing force unleashed dlc
my prostate was horribly sensitive this morning and i almost cummed in my pants at work. this usually happens if i goon for too long without cumming WHICH I DID NOT DO this morning
You should be able to masturbate on airplanes
>>218294906A couple of years ago probably. I like them nice and crispy (hard)
New>>218294977
goon that shit up king
>>218294970you make me glad i'm not at all in-touch with my prostate. haha we're estranged.
>>218294875 yes
>>218294727>leaf hates americathis is shocking news
You guys smell that?Smells like victory?
>>218295550There are two types of people in this world: Those who can successfully extrapolate from incomplete data sets,
