mouse edition
That's not allowed and the janitor is active
>>218294950cant post that
>>218294950Crazy how that gay rodent caused the mods of e621 to shit themselves in anger
did you know in korea, it's common for a girl to call her boyfriend oppa ("big brother")meanwhile my gf calls me unc
>>218294962>>218294969they're fine as long as mousey doesn't post themyou should know this by now
I bought a property in Egypt and what the dew for ya
>>218294995
>>218295005they give you the property
sometimes the bans on this website are incredibly arbitrary
If I buy a Thomas Carlyle book will I get placed on a watchlist
>>218294916i've got it, it's the garland waltz from tchaikovskys sleeping beautyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cbBcbKHtTo
>>218295033unironically, only if you're a known problem poster and have been let off with stuff before
>>218295027It came free with the membership in jihadi classes
>>218295033need to suck her penis
>>218295033
>>218295064:D
.
>>218295084hi
>>218295087>>218295087hey
how to get a gf?
hello!
>>218294494>>218294519an ex hit me once but as she (5'2"ish maybe 110lbs soaking wet) was much smaller than me (6'6" 240lbs) it barely hurt and she started crying and threatened to call the police when i yelled at her
not sure why brits haven't been able to find and put an end to mousey and several other of their schizosyou were able to get that one fella arrested years agobrits fell off
>>218295115Go outside, find a girl, ask her.
>hinigga think he hannah diamond
Sexy cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MR2-v4oYg
for me it's the leap v2$700 but well worth it
>>218295128The mouseposter has connections to several higher-ups at Police Scotland.
i should be allowed to run from the police if i suspect the officer(s) are actually deranged people with low inhibitions. that's whats best for society in that scenario.
Be right back forum
>>218295171>$700WTF? For What?
>>218295163phwoar what a cutie. what's her name?
>>218295207michelle alter
>>218295207Steve.
why trannies all love anime?
>>218295202$700 for the chair
>>218295163looks like peter griffin when the legs go all the way up
>>218295231why americans all love shooting citizens
aff tae bed
I like this Stevie Martin bird
>>218295247ok so you're obviously a tranny then so answer my question
>>218295245Inecceptable
>>218295247stop being rude to americans
>>218295216thanks mate. going to go jerk off and eat my cum looking at her pics x
>>218295292ok so you're obviously a rightwing nut then so answer my question
>>218295306it's less than a week's pay for most americans
>>218295317calm down tranman i just wanna know why y'all love anime so much
why kiwis all love fush and chups and pipeweed
>>218295310oh!
doing a gay porn poo haka
frigid cocktease
>>218295350calm down trumpman i just wanna know why y'all love citizen murder so much
lads if the man some know as the meister made an emergency backup discord for when the proverbial "shit" goes down, as it were, would you trust him to
>>218295343That's entirely beside the point.
>>218295388that is to say, would you trust him to be a fair moderator in such a wholly unwanted scenario?
i'm not even american
>>218295388nobody wants a discord and especially not one ran by a paedophile
kiwi uses reflect!it is not very effective
It not right.
>>218295426>it is not very effectivei literally won and now he's licking his wounds pretending hes not american
>>218295425i reaslly am talking about nuclear scenario here. of course no one wants a discord but the meister running an emergency one would be the way to avoid having one ran by a nonce, and definitely to avoid having one ran by someone who doesn't care about you all
>>218295444what did you win exactly?
>>218294950completely illegal editionthere will be no mice, no peters, no dragons, no uma or whatever that fucking dogshit game is, no chemistry, no pokemonjanny is obviously in tobys backpocket
>>218295465>what did you win exactly?the thing you most desire
look lads. i'm a bit drunk. buit i really feel like we're on the verge now of losing contact with each other for eternity and whilst for some of you, to me, that sounds like eternal heaven, there are certain people in here i really really really want to know. i don't know what to say other than that, it's gay but i'm so worried to lose this.
mental how grim my life is desu
>>218295488what
>>218295471shut up minimod
>>218295488look at this doo
>>218295488fucking fight me
>>218295507i don't want to lose roughly 1/3rd of /brit/ from my life. you gave me something the rest of the world never could and i genuinely don't think i'll ever find people so like minded again. i really feel like we need to have a plan because it's happening and we'll all be worse off without each other
some day you lads will have to admit that we're actual friends
>>218295488let it be ladwe will all drift into darkness some day, even outwith ofcom's clutches
>>218295497>You can't HANDLE the TRUTH
>>218295488>>218295563Nothing’s happening. /brit/ isn’t going anywhere, sober up drunky mcdrunk
>>218295591fuck I forgot picrel It's over I'm gay
>>218295586we don't need to drift into darkness, we don;t need to just let it be. we literally just have to have a contingency plan set up so the good ones can all stay in touch and that, whilst it will never be /brit/ will be better than the absolute loneliness we'll all suffer if we just be passive right now. the rest of our lives, we will never have anyone who understands us (at least this side of us) again
fat tranny wank on the cards
It's Diego Day!!!!!
>>218295640/brit/ discord
so it happened AGAIN
>>218295660
got lube all over my phone. it's disgusting
any gay boring feckless mongs in chat?
>>218295689yea me
>gay>pootruly the height of comedy
>>218295701great stuff
>>218295702poo gay
>>218295669anything to keep in touch with some of you, honestly i can't bear the thought sometimes i don't care how pathetic it is. there is literally no logical reason why the (good) people we're spent years and years interacting with in here are not the sort of people we should keep in touch with so as to make the rest of our lives easier, feeling somewhat understood
name one thing funnier than gay or poo
>>218295658got the tweezers out?
>>218295728the tories!
>>218294992Why
>mouse edition
melodramatic drunk adult man
honestly don't think I could possibly care any less if /brit/ stopped being accessible tomorrow/brit/ never recovered from covid, there hasn't been a funny or insightful or witty remark published in this thread in well over five yearsthe day I can no longer access this thread will be a mercy
>>218295728>>218295747
>>218295744the aristocrats
>>218295702bad posts them>>218295718good post this
>>218295762
>>218295720/brit/ will always have a place in my heart and i'd miss some posters, but if it dies it dies. not like being discord friends makes you anywhere closer to being actual friends. it's just a poor substitute which stops you finding the path to the real thing
roar screm as i'm pooing out my gay cock
>>218295762the fact of the matter is that this general was NEVER good. No country general is good, that's the nature of trying to socialise with just the mongs from your country
isn't discord just for pedophiles and trannies?
>>218295764trannies aren't really though tbqh. they're just unseemly
>>218295800dunno, you got discord?
>>218295811No, wouldn't even know how to use it.
>>218295800everyone is a paedophile and a tranny now gramps
i use discord pretty much exclusively for vtubers
>>218295758i'm just trying my best to get an idea that would help me and others live happier in the future off the ground. i know i'm pissed and it won't work, it's /brit/ i didn't expect AH YES LEGENDARY POST. i don't have the confidence to say anything otherwise>>218295762the cancer would be removed>>218295782i don't have to pretend to be something i'm not with you guys, i do with real friends (which astonishingly i do have)
>>218295827so clearly it's for neither of those groups
>>218295800Yes, all 200 million of them.
>>218295832Didn't know that jit
AH YES LEGENDARY POST
>>218295827>>218295851stumbled right into that one
>>218295804>trannies aren't really though tbqhtranny - a person who dresses in clothes primarily associated with the other sex or who is transgender.
>>218295851easy there big guy>>218295855wow that's a lot
>>218295839>i don't have to pretend to be something i'm not with you guysthat being said i almost exclusively post stupid LARPS and gimmicks but that's kind of what i mean
Making Irish beef and Guinness stew and serving it with Thai jasmine rice while listening to reggae.
>>218295893kino
might get a chicken madras and pilau rice and a peshwari naan and some onion baajis for my tea tomorrow
>>218295839>i don't have to pretend to be something i'm not with you guysstraight?
>>218295876sorry i meant to say not really funny. i guess they are kind of though
trannies are hilarious thoughlike just look at this massive fella thinking he's marilyn monroeit's comedy gold
mad how obsessed that american right wing nutter is with trans people. They should really add trans obsession into the DSM5
bad case of trans derangement syndromesad!
>>218295908I only recognize naan which I have made and it's good - it's like pita bread but smothered in butter
Rorke rubbing his hands with glee, not because he likes Trump but because he likes Age of Empires
>>218295908Bit of poo bacteria making its way to your fat tummy it lush it lush it lush
>>218295800it's for gamingand it is the main reason why global/main chats in video games are dead. because they all just talk in discord instead
Got me willy out, who's hungry?
>>218295956Oh yeah I completely forgot about that, silly me.
Have to go out to buy milk tomorrow
>>218295973*swims up to you doggystyle*
>mad how obsessed that american right wing nutter is with trans people
>>218295975I really liked the milk in the UK, good stuff.
>>218295950already got poo in my tummy
>>218295839i'd join one if it got some traction
>>218295988>mad how obsessed that american right wing nutter is with trans peopleyeah i agree mate, maybe don't post pictures of yourself on the internet though
>>218295988
/brit/?more like /shit/
what's next for jonathan ross?
>>218296032idgi
>>218296052what's next from you? hopefully something on topic in /brit/
>>218296052a ban for 3 days for talking about politics/current events
>>218296052Prithon
>>218295924sorry i meant to say youre thread is sh*t and you arent really funny though>>218294950
>>218296019
>>218296032I'm gonna have to do a midnight /brit/ if these stinky toots carry on
*yourso retarded
Learned the other day that 'DTFIC' stands for 'desperate to fit in Canadian'
>>218296102yeah
>>218296086my thread?
burping up a gas storm
the only silver lining of mass indian immigration is that im glad they aren't americans or muslims
>>218296153
feeling sick again
>>218296102>>218296178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOv8ohYJTA
>>218296178i honestly don't get what you're talking about but okay
>>21829618810 000 IU vit d3 and 50gr of zinc asap
the raped
developing a poo
dear tremendous friendly indian canadian
A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with sneed is better
He literally has brain damageLeave him alone
>>218296230
is /brit/ a looksmax general?
friends with chuck
Feeling sick as a dog lads, having to force this nasty shit down meUgh
>>218295746Cause they have a retarded "tag what you see" rule and every nonretarded user tagged the mouse as male which it is but he looks female so the jannies demanded everyone tag the posts with that character as female They ended up deleting ALL of the posts because everyone tagged him as maleFucking gay and retarded
cant stop farting
>>218296286do this>>218296215
Might pop down to Chuck's Fuck and Suck
>>218296257far from looksmaxxing but i find a little effort goes a long way xyourself?
utterly dire reddittoil today, posted some absolute howlers tthat were NOT received positively and I'm now working to be better
>>218296286normie grip
>>218296257I do cold showers and sauna
toilfreaks will be raging tomorrow making the trek to work on black ice LOL
>>218296002i'm going to come up with a comprehensive and justified plan soon enough mate, i hope you'll show that support when i post it
washed my hands literally a dozen times with dawn liquid dish soap and they still feel sticky. it's so gross
>>218296339Walking to work was way more enjoyable than the rest of the workday when I had a job
>>218296353i look forward to it xx
get the state abolished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMpi6I0Rex8
>>218296373can't do that, against the law i'm afraid
>>218296089
>>218296381Have this album, havent listened to the new stuff
>>218296089>>218296394mate noleftypol's going to have a fucking meltdown
>>218296394So what is your retarded excuse for spamming the thread with AI slop like this?
Paging dr poop niggidy
>>218296425honestly to get your little leaf flag to pop up and complain all upset and lovely
personally i think the ai bradleys and the face replacements are very funny
>>218296454Epic
made a joke about how you could really taste the cum in the cumin gouda and it did not land well
>>218296334what did you post x
>>218296465yeah in /brit/ terms i don't see any other think that could have as much a reason for being given some leeway re: ai judgement than that
>>218296421>>218296425kek
>>218296491it's just quite funnypost a picture with a visible face (that isn't tranny porn) and it's almost instantly replied to with a bradified version
Soon you won't even need other /brit/ posters It will all be automated
>>218296417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pw4pcIVn10&list=OLAK5uy_mJlqzkCaZ65hPN9tqxoQC115rNN2fU7R0&index=16
yeah, in the bum,yeah yeah, in the bum, that's where,uh huh, uh, yeah, in the bum,i said that's where i want your cum,now break it down now*disco breakdown*
Imagine watching fæces emerge from Emma Watson’s anus.
tfw no frog gf
The most vile piece of shit imaginable just messaged you (it’s me)
>>218296523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpEHT9blu_0saw em here in 2017 at the old roman amphitheater, great showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88qtJ69dIg
i'm in a grangling mood
Haven't squirmed around in bed in a long timeThink I'm getting old
what the fuck is going on man
Apparently the simulation has decided to lower the bandwidth on my reality and is giving me lower-quality repeat events
spoons pints are 99p for January sales! Me? John Smiths, 99p anyway.
I've had about 15 poos this year
>>218296698leftypol paying 7 quid for a pint of madri to spite rorke
>>218296724a bit much innit?
Elon Musk with his son Strider Sekhar (named after Aragorn and great Indian physicist Chandrasekhar).
>>218296744thats just over 1 a day
>>218296744actually to be more precise that is: 1.6666666667 poos a daynotice it ends in 67, coincidentally
>>218296753kek what a freak
making a lot of fuss over this storn in northwest arent theyas far as i can tell its just a bit of snow in Manchester like, calm down mate, no ones dying over a bit of snow up north
>>218296779SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
>>218296757>>218296779Thats alright, youre a big guy
>>218296802if i take that mask of will you die?
>>218296753i thought he was named X AE or whatever
>>218296802I am a big lad>>218296800YES LAD !!!
only poor people and granddads drink pints lmao
>>218295488>>218295563>>218295640>>218295720Thank goodness I'm not the only one concerned about organising a contingency plan. Really need to sort something out.
>>218296845
>>218296882that is one desperate glowie
back and biceps done 50 flights of stairs on the stiarmaster done
>>218296855He's got twenty kids or summat
>>218296753>Azuredoesn't he know AWS clears?
literally cant stop farting lads fucking terrifying
Real ones already know where the emergency /brit/ meet-up spot is, both on the Internet and in real life.
>>218297064almost a year now since we were on that other site for a bit
hate how carberg nags me whenever i don't have my seatbelt on, can't even drive the 20 metres up the driveway at 10km/h after i've just gotten out to check the letterbox, now i have to get back in and make sure i put my belt back on or it beeps at me
copberg just shot me for not wearing a seatbelt
>>218296882i'm gonna do it friend and i hope my prior as a positive-energy-giver in here will help give people the confidence to come help get it started once ive made it. i had convinced myself it was no big deal for months and months but this last month it's really hit me how important this place is to me and others. it's our pub, and all we have to do to save it is create some chat somewhere. we all need to realise we have so much to lose
>>21829717210 years from now you'll get bullied by self driving cars taking you where THEY want to go
does anyone know any games besides grand theft auto where you can nick cars and shoot policemen
>>218297356saints row
>>218297002Alri Emma
commander shepard was born in 2154, which means, if we're continuing the trend of naming each generation after greek letters, and a designating a new generation approximately every 15 years, that makes him generation lambda, or a lambdoomer
>>218297415>SHEPard>LAMBdapottery
Yes I am a cuck I love when people fuck on my bitch
>>218297472Fuck up Paddy you drunk papist bastard.
>>218296882I've started a new board, I just haven't allowed posting yet.
every time i've seen a british person who was literally retarded, down syndrome, speech impediment etc, they're been northern
i'm sure we all wish we'd ended up moving on from here and being happy and successful (like i'm certain some have, god speed) but the reality is that, for whatever reason, those of us left here haven't managed it. and there are real, actual, real reasons. and 1/3rd ish of you are the only people i will ever likely meet who can relate with those and make me feel less alone. one of you will chime in with a reply to some sad post i've made with something that makes me laugh, or feel understood, or just care less about my shit but comes from a place of understanding and being past care. i CANNOT lose that. you know in your hearts that on the hypothetical day this website is banned, we will all lose the only people who were there for, in some of our cases, over a decade of pain, over that time developing an entire subculture we organically created by ourselves and for ourselves.i can't lose you all, i can't. idk how to say it without upsetting someone because even saying this will make some disregard my point, but, i have some money, i have some normies. i don't have a community who understands this side of me
>>218297527Not reading all that shit.
>>218297527>i have some moneyspot us a quid mate
>>218297527*pokes fingers together* d-does this apply to yanks too
>>218297554i was just saying that to let it be known that this isn't about that, whether anyone was going to think that or not. im not rich, i just have enough that i'm not attributing financial despair to this and channelling bullshit energy into it>>218297566some yanks have always been good lads it's just a shame we can't tell you all apart. gingerpedo would be the first to be banned
>>218296753lamest nigga of all time award
>>218297527to be fair you have a good point. there's something enjoyable about posting absolute shite anonymously, no matter what you post and being able to come back and just pretend it never happenedit wouldn't be the same on a discord THOUGH
lads i know it;s /brit/ culture to hilariously fuck off anything serious and all that but we can't just keep laughing it off until ofcom bans it because we will all suffer massively. again, i'm farily drunk. it's taken that for me to drop my /brit/ ego and admit that i can't cope without you all and to try and get some discussion started on this,
>>218297637which personality are you
blud decided to bare his soul during yank hours omds
>>218297628exactly my friend but it's really your actual inner spirit, deep intuitions and raw self coming out a lot of time time in here. yes that's all poo but what in this world isn'ti can't articulate what i'm trying to say i'm sorry. even sorrier i had to bother with this captcha>>218297660a lot of them, thready the main one
I just realised now how strange it is we can still post on 4chuds without using a VPN
>>218297637I just had the same random thought kek
>>218297683it's comfy, like a warm blanket you can wrap around yourself when you need it the most. Yes, we post about poo quite a lot, but it's just because it's something you can blurt out quickly. Whereas some of the grimmest thoughts you have can be expressed here openly, or stuff you could NEVER tell to anybody in real life.
>>218297628re: discord i only said that because idk any other options, if any exist then 100% that>>218297663if i'd done this at any other time it would have been a sea of le bants
speaking of le bants, /bant/ could have worked if they'd just adjusted the timers and shit
nah /bant/ would never have worked sorry
>>218297689didn't 4chan refuse to comply or something?
>>218297795yeah but the government can request ISP's to block 4chan at any pointlegal proceedings basically mean nothing
>>218297775If it was just int with filters it could have been a chemo device used whenever things on int got too schizy
>>218297809This
>>218297812i don't really agree lad, schizos simply didn't care and just ramped up their schizo behaviour
>>218297527saddest post i've read here in a while
>>218297812We had a period earlier today where all but 5 threads disappeared.It gave me hope... then I saw what the threads were... then everything else came back, and I fell deep into despair
>>218297809>yeah but the government can request ISP's to block 4chan at any pointyou would have advance notice of this I assume
>>218297527genuinely one of the pathetic things i've read on here (ktim)
>>218297897Never know really with Herr Starmer
seriously lads we sit here all day rueing the loss of our culture while our own, far more consequential to our own specific lives, culture is very very close to being taken away, and we do nothing to preserve it because it looks gay to try. there are lives, for all of us, where we never found this thread, and chances are, they'd have been a vast improvement. but we're in 2026. we've socialised outselves here, with each other. we will all be SO much worse off without each othrr in the future now. even just some shitty little group chat that gets 30 posts a day will put a little incel smile on our faces every time. please just try to imagine the rest of our lives with this programming and no outlet. it's worse than a future with some form of contact. the new captcha is a huge sign that they are ending this. we cannot, not for politics, not for la revolucion, but for our own wellbeing, let it without an alternative>>218297866>>218297901ego would get my point nowhere, i am authentically pleading with you to see the cliff we are about to fall off of
yeah spag whatever
>>218297925You know you can just use AI to create chatbots based on posts you like
>>218297903Tier Farmer shall reap what he has sown.(tears... he's coming to collect your tears)
>>218297961you bloody yank! ahahahaa
Keir Starmer replaced Corbyn at the behest of the jews. Always remember that lads.
>>218297981At least you tried
i mentioned to this old friend about my suicidal incelality and she sent me links to the samaritans and how there's real help out therethat is why i can't lose /brit/
>>218298025i'm trying to help people like me who need each other, if you're then trying to shit all over that then it's just an indictment on your character
https://youtu.be/36e_5Z3fjbI?si=B8yE1YYWomxXvI6O^_^
was gonna wank before bed but cant be bothered
Imagine living in a post-/brit/ world
>>218297961what a retarded take. you could make the same argument that you could just make ai chatbots right now and post in that version of /brit/ instead of here
im tired boss
Everything you love or hold dear will die and there's nothing you can do about it
>>218298110i'd rather die
>>218296753>@Grok....
This yank can fuck off finally some heart being shown and his pejorative is to nix it ASAP. Seriously kill yourself.
just a bit of cheeky banter innae
>>218298159I'm going to die alone and you're coming down with me
>>218298159Prerogative* ffs>>218298172Only thing going down with you is men
You people are like cockroaches, you'd find some other rock to scurry under
>>218296753thinking they should stop autists from having kids again
>>218298110I'd probably just move backOr to Brest.
37 year old male model who looks 17
>>218298204>You people are like cockroachesthats exactly what they are. a virus, or a disease. like cancer.
>>218298159that lad mate, is exactly who we could exclude. and i'm not even sure i want that, the freaks make it interesting sometimes. but we might find that actuallly, without the freaks, instead of talking all day about how they're ruining our time, we could chat poo and slags.>>218298204and you'd be the cockroach, as you always have been
>>218298159@grok generate a video of this poster with their clothes replaced by clear film and have him being raped by a horse
I need my Brets to make gay flirt banter with :( it can't be happening.
>>218298204The one weighing your mother's corpse down in her casket?
>>21829821737 year old man posting on 4chan
>>218298232re second reply i forgot my point halfway through and ended up making a nonsense post trying to use your reply against you. that's what happens when you forget your truth and start ego attacking. eg. every post you personally have made yank. shouldn't stoop, ever
Brits need to reinstate the monarchy and dissolve Rothschild wealth into the national coffers. But they'll push you into war with Russia before that happens.
new >>218298298
>>218298290Don't give up
real new>>218298432>>218298432>>218298432
