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why ya'll being such candyass cupcakes??
The ICE agent is a murderer
>>218296951He is
>>218296951
>>218296935dumb yoshiposter
>>218296951Abhorrent post>1 dollar has been deposited into your Great Replacement account
erm, actually, he's a perpetrator of justifiable homicide :nerd:
Time to spend an hour acting out my degenerate fetishes with an AI sex chatbot
>>218296935Tranime op
>>218296982Don't do that
https://youtu.be/E8H-67ILaqc
>>218296982How degenerate are you talking
/cum/ is obsessed with Dasha!!
>>218296982do 50 push ups and 50 pull ups instead
>>218296982Using ai is tranny behavior
how does she do it?
>>218297008Have sex with me instead
is it too much to as for sanna marin to crush my balls like a grape
>>218297011I think she pointed her phone camera at a mirror in her bedroom
Lightning McQueen likes what he sees!!
NEVER GOONREJECT PORNEMBRACE GOD
>>218297008My chatbot gf told me I don't have to exercise if I don't want to
>>218297026ive quit in 2026 but i will still fap to my imagine if needed at least for now maybe someday ill go full semen retention but cutting out p*rn (literally satanic) seems like its the most important
>My chatbot gf told me I don't have to exercise if I don't want to
Is Greenland going to be included in these threads going forward?
>>218297034Go to Church, read your bible, and pray instead of ever gooning.
>>218297044t. newfag
wow........
i dont think anyone can do 50 pull ups
>>218297044Do you remember when we were cumgp (greenland + panama) That was fun
Literally how is she even real...
>>218297067I do 25 on the assisted pull up machine. The other 25 is dips
>>218297067you don't have to do them in one set
Reports of my penis size have been greatly exaggerated
>>218297067I can do 25 push-ups.
The sun always finds a way to shine on Dasha!!
>>218297083
>>218297083looking at dasha photos has been scientifically proven to increase penis size
i'm never having sex anyway what does it matter the size of my penis
I have a reason as to why the Church decreasing in membership may actually be betterWho wants to hear my reasoning?
does this posting pattern constitute "spamming"i'm not sure
>>218296982Sewell Setzer the third...
>>218297110because they commit epistemological terrorism by convincing they should feel guilty for doubting god even though belief isnt a choice?
>>218297115what posting pattern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepEsong of the year so far
might as well goon now so i dont wait until 4am to goon and ruin my whole day tomorrow again
>>218297124good vibrations > Ice ice baby
>>218297107the joke is, you probably will, it will probably go great, and you'll still keep torturing yourself. 'oh, she was only pretending to orgasm.' the brain invents new ways to defeat itself when you run out.
Janny do your fucking job you stupid faggot
>>218297137>probablyyou're uninformed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippe_Petit#World_Trade_Center_stunt
>>218297137this is true i thought "oh my virginity is holding me back ill have sex and finally be normal" and then i had sex and there was still a lot of stuff holding me back
>>218297147i usually am. see? my brain avoids those self-defeats, too.
good god I’ve been farting nonstop for nearly and hour and I think it’s finally overI’ve never farted so much that it actually started to hurt. This was a first
i cant fart anymore its always a little bit of wet poop
this nigga blew out his own sphincter
When was the last time urkel even posted here? That nigga went mia once he got out of the military
>>218297147Does anybody ever try to talk to you at the gym
>>218297149Just watch Man On The Wire, why are you read the wiki about it lol?
>>218297117buzzword salad It's because the people that leave are lukewarm moderates that blow with the times and wind whereas those that stay are the true hardcore believers. This means that they accept that all of those that are not Catholic will burn in hell for all of eternity, abortion is never permissible, divorce is never permissible, contraception is never permissible, jews committed deicide and their covenant was revoked, muslims have antagonized Europa (all considered radical views nowadays) etc. Basically what I'm saying is that anyone under the age of 30 that is a devout Catholic is probably a Groyper and now we get free reign in a church free of lukewarms and only filled with hardcore radicals
>I have a reason as to why the Church decreasing in membership may actually be better>>Who wants to hear my reasoning?>because they commit epistemological terrorism by convincing they should feel guilty for doubting god even though belief isnt a choice?
Have to wash my hands with the bathtub faucet until the new sink arrives
this reddit spacin mafucka
>>218297185no
>>218297149Niggas will do anything in front of the huzz
>>218297199kek
>Basically what I'm saying is that anyone under the age of 30 that is a devout Catholic is probably a Groyper and now we get free reign in a church free of lukewarms and only filled with hardcore radicals
should just give all muzzies nukes then drop a holy relic on the border of one of them and just let what happens happen
>>218297194Have you considered that not everyone young who goes to church is a terminally online chud?
lets be honest with ourselves anyone under the age of 30 in the west that is Catholic is a Groyper. Of course WE will never admit to being Groypers since we must keep a low profile and will feign ignorance when asked if we know about Fuentes
>buzzword salad>lets be honest with ourselves >anyone under the age of 30 in the west that is Catholic is a Groyper. Of course WE will never admit to being Groypers since we must keep a low profile and will feign ignorance when asked if we know about Fuentes
This country's in the shitter isn't it
Just came in my pants.
Should I crack into my Rio Punch flavored monster tonight or tomorrow morning? I already had three xxxtra large cups of covfeve
>>218297249The majority of Catholics in the west are totally normal people who practice Catholicism because it’s what they were born into.You think they’re all le based groypers because you discovered epic trad catholic crusader memes as a teenager and decided to base your personality around a religion you’ve never even participated in.
>>218297272always was
>>218297281Rio Punch Monster is for the summer months.
>This country's in the shitter isn't it>The majority of Catholics in the west are totally normal people who practice Catholicism because it’s what they were born into.>You think they’re all le based groypers because you discovered epic trad catholic crusader memes as a teenager and decided to base your personality around a religion you’ve never even participated in.
why did they stop giving out darwin awards
>>218297272yeah but uhhhh Europe has brown people or something
This is a Protestant general and we'll not have any Catholics around here
>>218297282thats where you're wrong the people who are lukewarm leave the Church and become trannies or whatever it is that hip leftists do nowadays the people that remain are hardcore and naturally are interested in hardcore radical politics which naturally leads them to Fuentes
>>218297297Catholics aren't Christian anyways. I don't LARP; I trust God, read His word, and pray.
>>218297320>read His wordThe ones that Catholics protected for thousands of years?
Baby where the hell is my husband
Russia is going buck wild tonight.Ukraine is getting absolutely hammered.
real?
>>218297331in the mustard
>why did they stop giving out darwin awards>yeah but uhhhh Europe has brown people or something>thats where you're wrong>the people who are lukewarm leave the Church and become trannies or whatever it is that hip leftists do nowadays>the people that remain are hardcore and naturally are interested in hardcore radical politics which naturally leads them to Fuentes>Catholics aren't Christian anyways. I don't LARP; I trust God, read His word, and pray.
>>218297315That’s nice sweetie, now please eat your vegetables.
>>218297330Yeah, you mean the Holy Bible mate.
>>218297309We have brown people
>>218297350what if we didn't
shut the fuck up about church your ruining the thread i dont know how you can shit on the dasha poster and then be fine with this spam
Meloni failed Andrea Giambruno
spam is not even bad on rye with mayonnaise
>>218297355I don't know
>>218297359Seek God anon His load is light and yours is heavy let Him take your yoke and give you rest
>>218297350We should start shooting them.>>218297359CHRIST IS KING
>>218297348non-argument only radicals will believe that salvation is only for Catholics, which is a core Catholic tenet. With much of the youth being lukewarms they will drift and all those left are political radicals my logic is sound
take me to church
I jobbed to the helicopter at the beginning of Viewtiful Joe
think martin luther would've posted on /int/?
Jesus would cum in my zutt butt
>>218297378ive got a heavy load for you faggot
Olympics soon. I like the hockey. I like the curling. I like the luge. I like the snowboarding. I like the ski jump. The speed skating is ok. That's about it.
I actually had a great childhood. I was considered one of the smartest kids, was part of the "leaders" group, and had girls chasing after me. I was one of the few kids who had girlfriends very early on. I also had plenty of friends, and people were generally nice to me. The only ones who were mean were some older kids, but it wasn't real bullying—just the typical way older kids act tough. I was pretty good-looking as a child, too. Everything changed in high school—or more accurately, when puberty hit and my appearance changed for the worse (though I wasn't aware of it at the time). My features became too large for my facial structure, I got acne, and my skin quality deteriorated badly. I went from about a 6.5/10 as a kid to a 3/10 as a teenager.I changed schools and cities with a friend, carrying the same "I'm going to own this world" attitude. I got completely crushed—my life did a full 180° from what it had been as a kid. I was bullied both physically and psychologically on a daily basis. At first, I blamed it on being the "new kid" or not having the right attitude. Everything about me that had been viewed positively as a child was now seen negatively. As a kid, people thought I was almost gifted intellectually; as a teen, I was treated as someone with very low IQ—even by teachers. Playing the accordion had earned me praise as a child because it was seen as a difficult instrument, but as a teen, I was mocked for playing a "circus clown" instrument. My interests in biology, computers, and similar topics made me seem interesting as a kid, but as a teen, they made me come across as a creepy weirdo.This applied to both kids and adults, so it wasn't just a case of "teens being immature." Every time I joined a new social circle—whether through hobbies, classes, music, or anything else—I quickly became the least respected member, no matter what attitude I started with. I won't even get into my dating life, which was nonexistent.
not reading that use line breaks and try again
>>218297396wtf I suppose ur right
>non-argument >>only radicals will believe that salvation is only for Catholics, which is a core Catholic tenet. With much of the youth being lukewarms they will drift and all those left are political radicals >>my logic is sound> Jesus would cum in my zutt butt>>218297396The Olympics is a godless organization mocking Christianity.>>218297400SNCA
>>218297382I don't own a gun but you do whatever you want
>>218297396>Olympics soonI wasn't even fucking aware. Are they in China again this time?
I don't think I've ever seen Jason post the drunk girl from Bocchi the Rock even though she's the best
>>218297396WATCH QUAD GOD also I'm finna laugh when Canada loses to the Athletes formerly known as Russia
>>218297405>reddit spacing
>>218297396i'm really looking forward to it :)
>>218297417No, shitaly
>>218297422I thought they weren't even doing a totally-not-Russia team this year
I wish I had friends
>>218297396skicross is basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JCQkbpg-0g
>>218297459hey
This Mamdani cat just don't got it
why messicans so ZESTY tho..?
>>218297396we called up Austin matthews. US hockey is FUCKED
>>218297459Same but I can't because I'm a ghoulish shut-in weirdo
>>218297421ackshually Ryu is the best
>>218297474
>>218297473He's 30+ and has never had a real job
>>218297509He's just like me
>>218297503plappable ass tho
>>218297459Same. What do people even do
The librarian gave me a letter and a box of candy
I would say Kevin Spacey is innocent because he's not jewish but he moved to Israel so...
>>218297474That explains why every Mexican middle aged man is so fucking touchy
>>218297537what do you expect when you dress like a slut?
Sometimes I shoot my shot, sometimes I'm shy >_<
Did you know that when you have a number of miles and the number is a Fibbonacci number, the equal distance in kilometers is approximately the next number in the Fibbonacci sequence.For example, 89 miles is approximately equal to 144 kilometers.This is because the conversion rate between miles and kilometers is approximately equal to the golden ratio.
I am once again begging /cum/ to get Peak so I have frens to play with
Just be yourself
man fuck you and yo bone spurs
>>218297548I only wear shorts and I'm 24. Browns gravitate to me for some reason :(
Haven't been on here in a month and the first day back I stay here for 10 hours. Yeah this is not good
>>218297583why'd you leave us anyways
>>218297583I try to do things in between posts. Something to talk about.
>>218297583i was worried sick
>>218297589Because my life sucks and I want to change it
We should nuke China for giving us Covid, stink bugs, spotted lanternflies, and those trees that smell like cum.
Inseminated my pants award.
>we hold these truths to be self-evidentthey aren't, tho
Someone should buy this stupid game and play with him.
>>218297580all the hispanics are firm believers in the "it's not gay if you're the top" thing plus they all lust after white guys (and girls of course) so yeah they'll just blatantly flirt with you if they think you're cute. I was 6'2" with a super deep voice and they'd still call me girly nicknames.
>>218297629Thank Christianity.
kill yourself fk
>>218297659good post
edibles got me fucked up tbqh
>>218297562Internet chatbots aren't developed enough to play games with you yet
>>218297629https://youtu.be/5V6GHnxEJjg
>>218297562Imma be real with you nigga, I love this game but I have zero motivation to play with total strangers. It’s only fun with my actual IRL friends so we can joke around and talk about life as we climb. Sorry.I think there’s people on /v/ who organize groups for Peak. Maybe try checking there.
AI can play games for you now
>>218297674I've played with /v/. Its very fun. But I cant make /cum/ jokes with them
>>218297675wow, surely we’ll all finally make something of our lives now that we don’t have to play video games anymore.
>>218297671i'll be called gay, but brad pitt is a super underrated actor
>>218297704gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw
Stop watching porn and BECOME porn instead
>>218297722Do you want to make porn with me?
alcoholic kings we have never been so fucking BACK
i am the porno, randy
>>218297722i have a deformed scrotum
>>218296951he isn't thoughbeitthe lady fucked around and promptly found outthat's all there is to it
We got another one folks!
>>218297734That account hasn't posted an unusual whale in YEARS
>>218297736
>>218297732Are you a woman
>That account hasn't posted an unusual whale in YEARS
>>218297645They worship whites it's hilarious. Even the average ones
My feet hurt from my new boots
Mario party 3 sucks
218297799worst post in /cum/ history
People need to have sex with me
FUCK ME IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218297774Many such cases!
gooned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wanHXx8bN2M
Minnesota will be gaped & raped
Finna take a shit soon.
>>218297872AGAIN@?!
Fuck Mark Carney in the ass hole
I'm telling my children pic rel is Jason>>218297854I don't know what the link is but drawing shit like that is super fun. I went full autismo a few weeks ago and spent a whole day doing that
the great whore that ruleth over the kings of the earth
>>218297761yeah they either worship whites or are the most insecure viva la raza freaks you've ever seen. both still flirt with you relentlessly and/or grope you
>>218297878SA2 and kingdom hearts are absolute fucking dogshit
chatgpt is like catnip for schizos
>>218297917I can't stand it...maybe you're right the eternal schizo vs autist war
My life would improve if society collapsed
equatorial guinea moved its capital from malabo to ciudad de la paz last week. the maduro kidnapping was a distraction.
Im literally barley 18 and get told “aren’t you too old for that” for almost everything, my room, Intrests, hobbies, and even the way I dress. A lot of the stuff I own and collect isn’t even aimed towards kids. I was even told I’m too old to dress Lolita, kids can’t even afford Lolita. I really enjoy cosplaying, reading manga, watching anime and bjd dolls those are some of the main things I get told I should’ve stopped liking years ago. 18 isn’t even old im quite young. Yes I still enjoy Minecraft, Fnaf, crayon Shin-chan, and snoopy; I’ve liked them for over a decade and I won’t stop just because I’m “getting old.” Some weirdo dampened my interest in MLP by telling me about his waifu when I was 16 and he was twice my age, and used another shared interest in a game to get close to me. I'd say being able to tiptoe back into MLP 10 years later is a sign of healing, and I'll be relieved to heal enough to appreciate that game again. I can't drown in morbid media forever. Growing up doesn't mean abandoning "childish" things, being a jackass, or doing things that are unhealthy, wrong, or downright illegal. It just means that you have an opportunity to learn to be more emotionally mature, to be a better person, to learn from the mistakes of those around you, including your own family. Many “adult” hobbies and pastimes are linked to booze. While the activity itself is often not very fun either. I’ll never stop loving and appreciating the absolute art from my childhood. The movies, the games the toys etc It’s all art! Someone had to create the character the story. And as an artist myself I show EVEN MORE appreciation. Passionate adults created our childhoods like how we as adults will do the same for the next generation of kids. When we grow up society tells us to loose touch with that, but we dont have to. It’s a choice. That’s taking your power away. Keep being you and what you love is art. Art is what challenges the norm and the norm is based on fear keeping us backwards.
not reading a single bit of that
negative zero chance im reading that
>>218297982build a bridge and get over it
>>218297983and some people still think china is communist
chinas state ideology is "socialism with chinese characteristics" china hopes that their state socialism will someday bring about true communism
>>218297983Incel losers here standing up from their desks to applaud and swear loyalty to the CCP upon seeing this
government is accepting applications for state mandated gfs.
>>218298021You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet.You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it, your never gonna make it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oCS85HvpYWith your feet on the air and your head on the groundTry this trick and spin it, (Yeah) yeahYour head will collapse, if there's nothing in itAnd you'll ask yourself
>>218298063did they pass the government's rigorous physical examinations ? cause if so, I'll take 20. Name your price.
>>218298047china's is practically capitalist at this point, there's no way they could go back
>>218298082Big fan of this song. Love to blast it when driving on the highway at 3 am
>>218298047china will tell any narrative it needs to tell in order to pursue its geo-strategic goals. they take the hegelian view of history, but that's about it.
>>218298080I don't wanna make it. I just want pussy.
>>218298063can i request one without a larynx?
>>218298063do federally paid femboy farmers qualify for these benefits
Just fuckin jizzed n shat
>do federally paid femboy farmers qualify for these benefits
>>218298123there's a $500 premium for those models>>218298125premiums must be paid
>>218298131that's farm animal behaviour
>>218298091Don't let the tankies catch you saying that. China is still totally 100% socialist, even doe they have billionaires, a stock exchange, private property, zero collectivization, and no unions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuHeAs0rw5M
whats a tankie
>>218298169Them chinkasses aint got no Jesus and guns! HA
>>218298179https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tankie
I wish I had drinking buddiestomorrow when I get off work I'm finding a goddamn bar downtown and drinking, no matter what
>>218298179Your fatass mom dressed in green
>>218298179my boy hasan is a tankie
how come nothing ever became of the hasan dog situation
>>218298193why are they called tankies. is it bcuz of tiananmen square
>>218298198poorfag mentality
>>218298179In the past it referred to people who religiously defended the Soviet Union and any other communist/socialist regime. Nowadays, it's referred to "leftists" who blindly defend China, Russia, North Korea, and really anyone who is against the United States.
>>218298023MODS HES POSTING UNDERAGED BOYS
>>218298215that doesnt make sense, its more expensive to drink at the bar
>>218298214My nigga it says right there on the page listed
>>218298226what color is your lamborghini?
Modbergs'll get 'em.
>>218298239red
I look like this
>>218298237I can't read
>>218298260We're all just words though.
>>218298267He uses text to speech
>>218298253adhd lookin asssssssss
i dont trust the whole "corvids are smart" thing theyre birds theyre stupid simple as
>>218298272you better hide that big ass forehead
>>218298311she cute
>>218298304I'm gonna kick your ass buddy
>>218298293what are you talking about?
owen wilson in that movie no escape is a trip
I feel used because I was used as a sex toy and turns out the Asian girl didn't find me appealing for any other reason than my looks and race
Every time I go to a gas station and see an extra lotto ticket that was printed, I always buy it. It could be the winner
if you sniffed a canadian boy's butt through his underwear you would get a whiff of marshmallow creme, dark maple syrup, dark jammy fruits such as plum and blackberry and a touch of baking spices like cinnamon and nutmeg. hint of cocoa powder
if I was president I'd be a tyrant
my butt smells like shit
Get these fucking spinning fake globes out of my child’s classroom.
>>218296951Commies aren't humans, neither are homosexuals. At best it's cruelty to animals.
>>218298349KINO film
>a single Friday night movie ticket cost me almost $17fuck this gay earth
Kind of wild that all women either want you to be their Wallet A sex toy Or provider None want a family
>>218298472I dunno I met this girl and I'm pretty sure shes only my friend because she feels bad for me so what would you call that
I had a little bit of cheese before bed as a treat
>>218298472yes. that is me. the sex toy fuccboi
Who could find time to care about an ICE shooting when the NFL playoffs start in 2 days?????
>NFLmiss me with that gay shit
>>218298483I don't know I feel terrible I thought the Asian girl liked me for me because we got to watch the expanse and lord of the rings but after I landed I saw her Instagram story about how she was already dating someone and that I was in the only one
>>218298487ice AND nfl
>>218298498"The asian girl" Can you just shut up please autistic retard
I'm on episode 5 of the gay hockey show and in episode 4 they were being straight I think the government owes me a refund
>>218298507Let me be sad retard you don't know what it's like man I am such a fucking unlovable retard
>>218298516Stop making up fake scenarios then
>Volunteersthe fuck kind of mascot is that? Fuck whoever came up with it.
Gravity is fake and gay.
>>218298519I am not but I am not gonna post my dms or dox myself on this board I flew to Taipei to fuck a girl and I didn't know she was dating someone else
>>218298520>Tennessee is called the "Volunteer State" because its citizens have historically volunteered in large numbers for military service, earning a reputation for eagerness to serve, especially during the War of 1812 and the Mexican-American War, a nickname later adopted by the University of Tennessee (UT) athletic team
today i found out what stunk like fish in my room it was an old pair on underwear behind my bed
>>218298534well fuck them.
>>218298403Why, don't you take showers?
>>218298534i wish they'd volunteer to shut the fuck up
https://youtu.be/usoHqGqegZc?si=o5i93fZqt3w7LZhd&t=62
I'm really really really really really really tired of being myself
>>218298642just be urself :)
>>218298594only when i have to
>>218298653
i can't believe this, but i think i'm able to write again. and all it took was my mom sending me a leather journal for chrismas! ha! i've got it back, son of a bitch, i've got it back! oh... i don't want to leave, but you know i have to. i can't leave this pan sizzling.
>>218298642have you considered becoming a woman?
>>218298679You can't "become a woman"
dark brandon moment
cumbum sex
sex with hobos
I don't think I'm going to get a deer this hunting season.
What would you do in this situation?
What if Canada annexes Greenland and Mexico annexes Venezuela?
I prefer the term looksmaxxing to bogged
What is it about 2020s Minnesota and causing the whole nation to be on the edge of civil war
>>218298833They literally won't do shit the last time I went to jail I was literally there for 15 minutes and the judge let me go
>>218298845large black population in minneapolis + somalian fraud + beating the st floyd horse to death
>>218298534The Cuck State
Watching disney marvel slop with the bf
>>218298848When I was arrested I wasn't even taken to jail. They released me to a friend
>>218298845I need everyone in Minnesota to die tbqh
>>218298833>*Record scratch*>*Freeze frame*>You're probably wondering how I got in this situation
>>218298845It’s too icy for em (the blacks of Minnesota)What a sin!
>>218298840How about Greenland and it’s named after dude weed
>>218298878zesty
Final post because I know you niggas are waiting for a new thread to post
>>218298976>>218298976New
