amelia edition
>>218314260not sure id id actualyl mate
>>218314262that's a 15 year old girl
>>218314269if you have the ability to be fully rested on <7h of sleep you have a superpoweryou have 1.5h more time per day than the avg
>>218314321No one really knows if they are fully rested or not
Rorke joining The Freedom RenegadesLeftypol joining The Blackrock Forces
It was realAll of it
diego is an odd fellow to be sure, but im more interested in the autistic spastic that follows him around every friday and gets all giddy when he shows up, and talks about him to himself in every thread all day every day. poor young man ruining his life
tell me about yourself anon
>>218314262Wow it's a Jew with the worst legs I've ever seen
>>218314321in what world is eight hours sleep "average" for someone in their 30seight hours sleep is a pipe dream
>>218314311Ok that does look fucking good tho
>>218314262YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What if a gay porn poo was mad how moo deng
can i ask you if i could lift you up with my strong arms , while you dont wear clothes and then kiss you and lift you (without clothes on) up and down on me, is that an okay idea for you rorke?
>>218314343screaming who is this
>>218314318she's 31
>>218314339Normies lapped this shit up
>>218314348too big
bet she has zero problem ever getting shagged
>>218314359i sleep about 9h a night
Cut my thumb with scissors team you don't realise how important thumbs are until you cut them
you lads started drinking yet?
>>218314381a deeply mentally unwell young man who has been following you and talking about you for years.
>>218314411post thumb (and boobs)
>>218314411Ever stick it down your japs eye
>>218314321Shut up u fucking virginMost of the world is on less than 7 hours sleep
>>218314422Well that's a corr
>>218314348You've got mustard on your... right there..
>>218314348absolutely would
>>218314452saw this earlier
>>218314430is pretty weird but at least he's enjoying himself
Get the brown man delivering the groceries
>>218314422let me ask you a question
>>218314262The average store worker in Taiwan and china looks like this but they are only into fat bastards or fit people
ok guys im leaving!I will probably get lucky so don’t wait up for me
>>218314348lost the 'ginity to a girl a good bit larger than this
>>218314430it's almost as if these two people are one and the same
>>218314499lucky manbig girls are pengers
>>218314348might work if i could find a way to secretly put minox in her hairspray
hi diego mate you considered my proposition of reading that book i preeviously mentioneed
>>218314499did you have sex with an actual cow
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Husband%20Diego/country/CA/
think i'll do a risottodon't got any wine in but i'm a couple of white wine stock cubes that'll do the job i reckon
(8) when you were chimpanzees i was a monkey (8) >>218314514what book is that me matey
is it illegal or just immoral to go down the GP surgery with a fake willy problem just so my GP can touch and fondle my willy and testoids because I fancy her a bit >>218314494have fun lad wishing you the best
carry fucking diego
Gay porn wank on the cards
>>218314492The average girl I saw in Taiwan and china they all look like this in cities outside cities you see older people
Broke my hip.....ON PURPOSE
>>218314530reckon it's both illegal and immoral
>>218314535
uh oh leftypol https://files.catbox.moe/c10zhn.mov
>>218314524tantra illuminated by christopher d wallis, its got some serious truth nukes im also reading the NSRV bible which seems less truth nukeful
>>218314547She so cuuuuute
whys this yankoid posting about bug people in the british culture thread
>>218314530what if it's a nigerian man doctor wanting to see your inferior white wilkins
>>218314574anyone fancy giving me a summary of whatever this is
Self harm time
had 3 male doctors touch my willy and 1 female doctor put finger up my bum
>>218314575sorry lad literally can't remebmer ever reading abou thtis book before u sure u mentioned it to me?pleased to hear you reading the biblebut there is nothing but truth in it my friend
*makes bear noises*
>>218314622>but there is nothing but truth in it my friendwhat about the bits that contradict each other?
>>218314620how u wrangle that then esp the finger up your bum
horse
>>218314631bearberg
>>218314622well the bible so far is matthew or someone talkinga bout some bullshit and jesus getting tempted by satan and getting teleported ontop of a temple then dishing out some knowledge about being a good goy, the ohter book seems better than that woke bs
>>218314622>pleased to hear you reading the bible>but there is nothing but truth in it my friendThe Garden of Eden really existed did it? Noah's ark existed did it? Where's the evidence showing that these things actually existed?
Keep posting you parasite. You never make good contributions to the thread.
>>218314577Wild part about is that they have 3 specific types they like >Brits with working class accents and dad bobs>Or white English dudes with muscles
>>218314631*wakes up after my nap*
pig
>>218314643not sure any do my friends>>218314662doesn't have to "exist" to be true but yes they did>evidencethe whole book and realit ywe live in? lol lmao even>>218314657v weird post
Don't know how people use their phone without a caseKeeps slipping out of my hands
>>218314676me tomorrow after 8 guinness tonight
>>218314262a bit on poo on the ground
>>218314700alri tommy slippyhands
>>218314699how is it weird its just what i read in the bible
>>218314699>doesn't have to "exist" to be true but yes they didAh yes that Christian cope where the whole Bible is literally true unless you challenge it and then the whole book is just an allegory rather than the literal truth
get him watered
>>218314586My doctors appointments are always with the same lovely milfhave been for years
>>218314704where is mummy bear :(
You know it was wild when I was in Taichung I saw a guy who looked like the Norf fc meme have 4 kids with a local. She was annoyed because he made them wear rangers fc shirts
>>218314699what does the bible say about IVF diego?
trying to watch eyes wide shut but i dont have the patience for these long ass scenes
>>218314719its not really a cope if thats what pretty much all christians believe though (including almost all western scientists pre 1950)
whats the most expensive thing you've broken while steaming?
>>218314784>assfoy
>>218314784watch it at 2x speed
>>218314750dk>>218314718think u getting buiit conufsed my G>>218314719are you thick not all truths are "material" nor can be exprese din that form
>>218314652horseberg
>>218314704how much you reckon these weigh at this size?you can tell they've got a bit of heft to them by the way they move and impact the floor
>>218314804telly
need a pajeeta dommy milf
>>218314819reckon i could punt one off a balcony if needed
>>218314812nsrv new testament gospel of matthew, thats what it is
>>218314784Keep your eyes wide shut then haha
>>218314835yeah that would be nice i have to agree
>>218314729bears just a big dog really int they
>>218314843*rapes you to death*
Posted it again award
>>218314804Relationships and trust within the /brit/posting community
don't understand why the american government cares if x formerly twitter is blocked in the uk
Sir Storm Goretti
>>218314891because suppressing free speech is bad
AI quaking
>>218314891Think they probably don't want one of their allies doing something normally reserved for places like China and Iran
>>218314918@grok you know what to do
>>218314921not really allies these days are weno one likes trump
I am a gnostic so I believe this >Garden of Eden was meant to trap Adam and even >Adam and eve we're original one >They were split into 2 so they would long for each other which causes suffering >After the apple they were forced to both long and hate each otherThe flood >Aeons fight the Nephilim>It's describe as the flood because >The fight starts to tear the universe >It reigns fire on to the earth>Caused the earth to shatter >Floods and earth quakes >Yaldabaoth gets his ass kicked by Michael >Cries and threatens to end humanity
>>218314956Elton John
>>218314959didnt read
>>218314957Oh right then yeah suppose we'll dissolve the Five Eyes and all that because orange man bad
>>218314956the twinks penis after i finish over it
yee
>>218314891It's kind of retarded NGL because the UK is also talking about blocking reddit and Facebook.
Was 9/11 an inside job
>>218314812>not all truths are "material"Name one that isn't, thicko
>>218314959It just makes sense
>>218314977push comes to shove america would destroy britain and not lose any sleep over it
>>218315000
>>218315007u just attmepted one that isnt unless u trying to argue againt syourself LMAO
might get steaming and watch air crash documentaries
Feeling quirky :P
>>218315060favourite air crash?
>>218314989scream
>>218314891because xitter is an important billionaire/maga/israel/russia propaganda machine
mad how far yanks have come since vietnam now if they want to take over they just kidnap your president simple as
I'm trans
I love how America is alienating itself from the world when it's already more disliked than china and Russia combined
>>218315073tenerife is always a classicwe gaan xD haha
>>218315094yanks have been implanting disastrous leaders into south america for decades
>>218315111doesnt matter the rest of the world will do litearlly anything for american money no matter how despised you are
>>218315026They might lose sleep over wasting time and energy on destroying something that is already destroying itself.
>>218315077and to see when your favourite vtuber's next stream is
Remember when leftypol said Twitter was a private company and it could do what it likes so Elon Musk bought it and did what he liked
>>218314957the US and UK are still allies
to make matters worse I've got my bum out
went to buy some plastic spoons for airbrushing practice and they only had WOKE wooden ones
>>218315134was never this direct though ygm
>>218315073that jap 747 crash into the woods
It's not really despised though is itYou'll still spend all day every day consuming American culture
>>218315094Only thing I gotta say is this
>>218314891it's cringe af and will only increase queer's unpopularity
nepobros...
>>218315126good episode x
>>218315150No. America uses us when it feels it needs to. Its like us using some unimportant island and claiming 'St Lucia is an equal and important ally'
>>218315150Do you think any of Russias nukes still work? It would be kind of funny if they just launch then proceed to be all duds
>>218314867yep
pissing out all the poo in my cock from shagging the bf's arse
watching rimworld videos
might watch a binging with babish to make me hungry
As a zoomer I don't understand why people just don't all dog pile the us? I mean we are kind of Israels orcs and Israel is practically our government
yall couldve been a superpower like america but you virtue signaled and gave up everything
>>218315250CORRRRR
>>218315048I described how Christians behave in the material world. Prove that there is anything immaterial regarding my claim
32 magic stars down the hatch for a whopping 183kcalNice little after dinner treat
>>218315279loads of "people" hate america but there's not much european governments can do about it because they lack the money/power/military etc.
shoving fistfuls of dog shit up my arse
I didn't know Jonathan Ross was so based??
>>218315306at some point it becomes gluttony
>>218315249
leftypol spending an eternity sourcing ingredients for his katsu curry and carefully preparing it while listening to radio 4rorke making his with chicken nuggets and microwave rice then scoffing it watching the traitors
>>218315272bit gay
new diet-low saturated fat-low sugar-low proteingonna focus on starches, fiber and unsaturated fatveganism is the way lads
Volunteering to die fighting against the most powerful military in the world because its leader is a bit cringe
Corr imagine stabbing Diego in the fucking heart
>veganism is the way lads
>>218315139i don't use twitter for that
>>218315308I hate my country and being born here because this country is not even a nation it's just a giant shopping mall with nothing left. If china were to invade I wouldn't even fight back because the ccp would far better we world police then we are
>>218315294lmao wtf are you talking about
>>218315329any of her arsehole?
>>218315338Enjoy death
>>218315332>rorke making his with chicken nuggets and microwave riceKtim>the traitorsKtimm
>>218315336theres 1 guy on here who watches the same cahnnel i do but hes shy and never responds
>>218315332leftypols tasting like dogshitrorke's tasting lush
>"bro I'm telling you know this place has the best Guinness in London fields you have to try"
>>218315324yeah but I've been in a sin deficit for a while
>>218315375you could always just fucking kill yourselfno one would care
>>218315390:3
ah yes the absolute military powerhouse that is Venezuela, truly a force to be reckoned withit would take elite special forces and a strategic mastermind to get the upper hand against the Venezuelan army
>>218315375Okay I'll come and live there and you can live in my terraced house in a town full of Pakis mate
>>218315376No proof of anything immaterial. Thought so
i feel the next government voted in wont change anything
feeling zased
>>218315403>Grrr how dare you talk shit about America and Israel >America does have culture look at goyslop and uh trailer parks >Now time to uh suck billionaire cock
keep getting bumble likes from women outside of my distance range bizarre
>>218315431DC and indeed VR
Pease pudding and saveloy
>>218315375move to china then and see how great it really isyou are a self-hating mentally stunted child who thinks he knows everything. if we could exile everyone like you from this country we would be all good. your attitude is the exact reason why it is not a "nation" and why we are descending into a country of squabbling tribes.
>>218315186I've never once seen this meme format used correctly. In that scene the dad's line is referring to a third party who did something better than the little kid did. But every time someone uses this, they make the dad represent the one who did it better. In this case the dad should be China or maybe Ukraine, not the USA
>>218315425>Live pakis I am in Boston this entire city is filled with saars and Asians somehow the Indian neighborhoods are more dangerous than the black ghettos
sisterberg coming over with the kids at 8 tomorrow morning which means i need to get up early to do my morning poo before they get here. sick of it.
>>218315447no one wants you around malaponteso please just fucking kill yourself
Got the techno on. It techno night
business idea: scoop up all the snow and dump it in fields like the pikeys do
>>218315472who are you the meme police
>>218315428this is an immitearl claim you utter moron lmao
>>218315479think she's ever had a bbc in her before?
>>218315479her kids fit?
>>218315471I am going in August to visit China I will gladly become a maoist if it means Chinese pussy
>I've never once seen this meme format used correctly. In that scene the dad's line is referring to a third party who did something better than the little kid did. But every time someone uses this, they make the dad represent the one who did it better. In this case the dad should be China or maybe Ukraine, not the USA
>>218315479How long is the morning poo? Tell us more
Just seen a racism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8zG5CVO_YY
>>218315536Disgusting
>>218315375CCP's plan requires america to continue being a big shopping mall so you will not find freedom that way
>>218315545>youre crazy>yeah>doesnt let go of his arm He needs to run away
so hungry i can feel my christmas tummy evaporating away
>>218315594obviously some lazy cunt working at tesco forgot to change the label
>>218315498I'm a meme connoisseur and critic
>>218315594woke done this
>>218315535not long, but i can't do it when someone else is upstairs and they always hang out on the landing
>>218315594Starmer's Britain
>>218315522they don't allow foreigners to see the real china (3rd tier cities, can't even stay in a hotel in most cities without a chinese passport) so good luck with your guided tour around beijing/shanghai. you can be wow'd by third world shit like led lights on buildings
>>218315605Wish it worked like that. Not fair is it
>>218315585Well the us never really had culture besides some shit retards believe was unique
gonna get a pizza tomorrow
>>218315635Listening to your grunts and groans
Know any tranny pornstars who only or mostly fuck women?
>>218315672what genre of pizza?
just had a nap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GddY7Jj63tw
yankswhat is the best place to visit in america
>>218315705northern alaska so you're as far away from yanks as possible
>>218315594That's a kilo bag.£8 for 500g£4 for 250g£2 for 125gBit expensive yeah but not that mental
>>218315695...yh
>>218315638bro thinks china is North Korea or something>>218315695saw tranny on female porn once and it was simply grotesque no other way to put it
>>218315705In N Out
>>218315705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z-qXarfpmA
gonna play some truckersmp and drink some cansthat ok?
>>218315740Tranny x Female is the least gay porn
>>218315696supermarket one
>>218315695chanel santini fucked a few pornstars before she went back to being a man twink againella hollywood has a great gooning video with angela white erica cherry has had her dick in quite a few cis womenthats off the top of my head
>>218315740Weird shit is that I talked to mainland Chinese people while in Taiwan they said this to me >If china actually read half the WeChat messages most people would be arrested>The police don't care about most stuff >Most people are pretty chill >We don't get many western tourists but we wish we would get Australians and Americans
>>218315705florida
>>218314343Mickey Pearce lmao
>>218315759That's drink driving mate
>>218315744is she playing the role of the straight guy (getting sucked by the tranny) or the tranny (getting sucked by the straight guy)? please respond
>>218315744
>>218315784X
trannys should be fucking MEN
>>218315764in hentai sure but in irl it’s some flaccid wretched facsimile of a woman trying to fucck on a real woman and it’s grotesque to watch
>>218315759based trucking autist favourite truck brand?
>>218315800"act"
>>218315817you sound like a massive prrude
I just want unlimited money and a harem of 8 women who worship me for zero effort on my part, is that too much to ask?
>>218315792scr
I am a girl
trannies should be fucking DEAD
*entrance pyro goes off*alri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o713_8IwcRE
>>218315835im a freak nigga but i have standards and taste
leftypol is in a furymight see some residual posting from him here
Not a fan of these male women they have these days
>>218315864you have dogshit tastetrans women, like all women, are princesses
>>218315843hm pretty based
I did not know about this
proto gf refers to other women as gorgeous from time to time and compliments their attributesreckon she's a bisexoid?
>>218315795goodthe turkish drivers deserve it because they all drive like they never got a license
bit bored of /brit/ todaynot stimulating me
>>218315886man shut your bitch ass up
>>218315894Insane that they're allowed to do that
>>218315894w paypal
>>218315897Corr get the threesome sorted
>>218315826Scaniacel me
two tier keir
this star capcha is cruel and unusual
>>218315894oh no better send her some more money
cami knob out yet?
>>218315894https://files.catbox.moe/ltyd9t.png
>>218315966is it
>>218315894>I knew it was a better story to say I made so much moneywell... she did make $90k from selling water to coomers...
>>218315973seen itsucked itsorted
>hinge match asks me my dreams>tell her >she unmatches Lmaooo
>>218315966tried to do some captchas earlier while i was waiting for my pass to accept my wi-fi IP and i genuinely found them too hardimagine trying to gatekeep britposting for people with high iqs
my soul has been destroyed by porn
Bought expensive wine from Kent
Youtuberg recommending me leftypol US politics podcasts despite me never showing any interest in anything like that ever
right well that's a bloke with his nob up another blokes arse
>>218315976>no penis
>>218315894Seems like a pretty easy court case to win. Or she could have said I'll expose this fraudulent business practice if you don't reimburse me. No way I'd just walk away from 90k
need a brit to explain what ‘get to fuck’ means
>>218315954good lad.that nordic horizons? i've not copped yet
>>218316008my youtube algo knows i like watching alt girls doing video essays and recommends me nothing but
there was a dog inside that woman's car :(hope it's alrighthttps://x.com/alphanews/status/2009679932289626385
>>218315976didn't need to see that
>>218316035Fuck off in runt Scottish talk
>>218316035means go awayfor exampleget to fuck non brit flags
>>218316035I dont't believe you or go away
>>218316035go away
>>218316035means the same as fuck offlike an exclamation of disbelief
>>218316035means fuck off but it's different because Scottish mfs like to be different
>>218316018makes sense that a faggot would have this webm savedand it also tells us that you're brown
>>218315958to be fair I think 90% of the country would've been happy for them to rot in prison too. not our fault the courts go easy on leftists
>>218315999They should make them harder and stop all ways of avoiding them.
>>218315931they're notshe probably had a lawyer contact them and they paid up afterwawrds but no need to include that in the post
>>218316046>>218316046>>218316046
>american flagyep thats a skipped post
>>218315976thats a tasty looking arseholelike the slight hint of brown
>>218314499dignity?
so we all agree that we aren't using that paedo edish yeah?
well that's not the new
>>218316088GoFundMe kept the Canadian truckers money
not clicking that
>>218316020she did get the money in the end which was originally frozen because she violated paypal's TOS, it's a nothing story
>>218316121that was because the canadian government let them and probably told them to do it
I'll make the new as soon as I'm back from taking a shit don't use that pedo one
three hours of humorous shenanigans loomethhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSoV09YJfFE
>>218316121they refunded it retard
>>218316146Oh right fair enough, thanks for setting that straight
get the real new made
bit toasty in my leccy blankey
have the cold and could use a cuddle from a hefty man
>>218316203>>218316203>>218316203non-lolita new
Baking the new Give me 5 minutes
