>>218316195
couldnt be me i'm scrawny

>>218316203
I've seen better editions I've seen worse
It is what it is

will be trying the new "booty builder" machines they put in the gym

>>218316203
If Greenland was British territory we'd give it to America no questions asked

paypal makes such an obscene quantity of cash through their legitimate business they have no need to commit petty theft against internet influencers

visiting leeds in february

>>218316195
I'm a hefty man but my cuddles are reserved for pretty girls who show up to my smelly bedroom and put in all the effort

will be trying the new "booty blaster" sex machines they put in the sauna

might have a nice bubblybath got nowt else going on

>>218316255
thanks for the assessment
could you provide any feedback so i can make my next edition better for you

is this the thread

think i might head to bed and watch some youtube kino and play some zelda botw on my switch and possibly watch some femdommy incesty porn

>>218316048
It's the winter mod, gives you snow and icy road physics
Good mod desu, hard

just deleted 6 gigs of shite off my hard drive

probably have a £100k net worth but idk how to look at my pension to confirm so be reyt

>>218316282
why leeds of all places

Going to try to hold her hand next time
No idea how to initiate it but hopefully I don't ruin it

>>218316342
doing a new playthrough of toil of the wild since christmas
maybe i've gotten more spasticated but didn't remember some of the combat being this hard

>>218316370
just hold it, nigga

>>218316377
it is a very difficult game
harder than elden ring by far

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>>218316405
no it's not be quiet

>>218316367
visiting a cousin
been to london before but never went up north

>>218316335
If the image is going to have a load of empty space I'd prefer it to not be white
am a dark mode enjoyer
also she's a bit out of focus or something maybe low res I dunno but if it's a pic that relies on aesthetics (rather than humour or mood or something) then it should be high quality
the text is good, simple yet descriptive
can't fault the text

>>218316432
London is majority black
Northern England is majority African and Irish

>>218316432
ever shag her up the arse?

>>218316447
thanks

>>218316430
combat is of similar difficulty
puzzles are far harder

>>218316282
I best not see you down call lane or it's on site

>>218316491
thank YOU for making the new thread and not making it noncey or rage bait

catbergs been acting odd today
come and sat on my bed but won't lie down to sleep
if i pet him he meows like he wants something but isnt sure what
hope he's ok

>>218316522
shrinebergs were the best part of it desu

>>218316540
could be pregnant

>>218316522
there aren't any puzzles in elden ring
combat might be similar but the enemies in elden ring are far harder

what are you playing at exactly

Sir Keir Starmer will be here shortly to answer any questions you may have x

fingered a cat yesterday lads

>>218315501
My claim:
>You (a material being) have not presented evidence (material things) for, or a proof (material thing) of, immaterial things
You're fucking stupid aren't you

>>218316540
He wants you to get up and hunt or something. Cats get nervous that you're ill and dying if you lay in bed awake

>>218316571
sir poo barmer

>>218316540
he's cheating on you with another owner luv

>>218316556
frankly i dont think thats the case

>>218316568
elden ring has hero's graves and those teleporter puzzles

>>218316579
my sisters called cat

>>218316571
Yes, Sir Kier, thanks for your time today. I've got a question: how fucking dare you?

err I gotta go...
*manifests a door into the side of the thread and runs though it like in that Dark City film*

just get me in a room with keir starmer

i'm the only person who can exorcise the demon that's possessing him and save this country

what video games do people play these days, is it still minecraft and that

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favourite elvis banger?

Starmer? I barely know her!

this bokkle of wine is going down easy
could get a bloke on a bike to get me more booze but might go to the tesco i'm not banned in and get stuff there, and crisps

>>218316652
promised land

>>218316646
i play like pokemon and zelda and skyrim and ubislop and football manager and life is strange for the fiftieth time

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>>218316652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H77Yd-k3aDA

>>218316663
why would you be banned from tesco? and how would they enforce it?

>>218316646
I rarely play videogames anymore. Started Final Fantasy 6 around last summer and am not even halfway through.

>>218316663
and how did you get banned from tesco might I ask?

>>218316652
The Impossible Dream.

>>218316652
for me it's please love me

>>218316663
i have a bottle of voddy that im currently processing into good vibes

>>218316646
map painting simulators and sex modded stardew valley for me

>>218316540
>meows
FOY

got banned from wallpaperfromthe70s.com cuz i called the owner a cunt

used to share a flat with a lad that was banned from tesco because he kept harassing the female staff lmao

>>218316652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOUcV7nlN8

he still is the king

Tried dating a man for a bit as I thought it would be all video games, football and blowjobs but it was just as painful as a heterosexual relationship

>>218316678
umm

weather forecast for next week looks grim

what do new zealanders do? bit baffled as to what goes on over there

>>218316680
>>218316695
i walked into a big tower of bottled beer (i was steaming) and smashed loads of bottles then ran away
i did this a second time dropping a bottle of wine (also steaming) and tried to run out but the security lad said i was then banned

Wanked every day last week, but not once this week. Maybe this weekend sometime.

>>218316702
on the whiskey sours myself

>>218316710
what do we call it?

elvis was so mogged by the beatles that he wanted the fbi to investigate them for communist anti-american ties

>>218316765
they stomp their feet and scream a lot, and that's it

I need to marry a hot girl from the Appalachians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZqlDvlrzM

>>218316765
"new zealand" isn't actually real lad it was invented for that peter jackson film

>>218316765
judging by their posts on this site, lots of gay shit

>>218316787
the beatles were communist and anti-american though

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>>218316784
miaow

need non white people to stop existing

>>218316823
john and paul also wanked together

going to have my burritos soon and then if i get hungry later i'm going to have a big bowl of salty sugary buttery popcorn

>>218316772
never seen a tower of stacked bottles in a supermarket outside of the Simpsons, you're talking absolute bollocks mate

why am i so sensitive

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>>218316823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxrWJhIgXo

Kinda...wanna kiss someone :p

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>>218316203
sex

>>218316823
And that's a good thing

might fly a plane into one of the twin towers in new york city

Another £160 spent on magic the gathering
Starmer needs to do something

Do any of you gentlemen enjoy playing 'LittleBigPlanet', or would that make you gay?

>>218316908
25 years late pal

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right the fact is it's friday night and it's time to get fucking on it

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767987041602355.mp4

>>218316908
Just the one?

>>218316900
um

>>218316900
@grok crush his skull

>>218316908
Osama unironcially won. America went bat shit crazy after 9/11

>>218316918
loved that game x

>>218316919
oh ffs

>>218316934
no I thought there were two big tall blocky ones but it turns out some people already went and did it 25 years ago

need leftypol out of business
enough is enough

>>218316925
But Rorke told me the Muslims have taken over

>>218316947
what about that time they dropped nukes?

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Cans and oramorph tonight

>>218316926
the normgroid shuffle

might have a whisky just so I feel merry of a friday evening

>>218316604
my first gf was called cat

it's so fucking cold and it's only gonna get colder

might declare a crusade against the muslims like in my map painting grand strategy games aha x

might have another go at Silo on 00 Agent difficulty

eating the most autistic dinner of all time

just had my first wank for five days
it was a livin cashui (mormon milf) scene

>>218316900
grok she was 15 and heas 47 here

>>218317030
did you do a big spaff?

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It’s ‘case in point,’ not ‘case and point.’

It’s ‘moot point,’ not ‘mute point.’

>>218317029
plain chicken and white rice?

>>218317030
I wanked to AI porn for the first time yesterday, it made me feel like a right old twat consuming robot slop

>>218317022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI

>>218317029
£5 says it's a slice of crustless warburtons toastie bread, toasted for three seconds and covered in margerine, with a bowl of only red skittles for afters

anyone ever pooed before

>>218317053
it's "by accident" not "on accident"

>>218317067
i poo regularly but not regularly enough per my doctor

>>218317053
and its a doggy dog world

Taylor Swift is such a bad singer
How the fuck is she this popular
Baffling

>>218317055
>>218317065
don't even want to say x

someone just stole my bag of golf balls
took it right off the bench while I was doing a pee

Haven’t got the patience for video games
I’m just a vegetative schizo who can’t do anything

>>218317030
can't wank to milfs with tats my mummy would never have them

>>218317119
she'd look great with a bbc down her throat though

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nth for the gyaldem

>>218317119
She writes good songs hope this helps

>>218317119
female hivemind innit

>>218317030
not spaffed since sunday night cause I've been on a surprise trip with senpai, even the middle aged chubby nurses were looking shaggable

im far right

>>218317166
her last album she had a song about her bfs massive dick filling her and this is acceptable?

>>218317119
you can make literally anyone into a popular singer with enough money. not a new trend but standards have slipped in the 21st century

started smoking because i read how the easiest way to meet people is in smoking areas, now i just have a smoking habit

>>218317067
no, it's the true mark of a cretin to push waste out of your body instead of absorbing it all like I do with my super-powerful poo body

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>>218317123

>>218317119
don't know
but she's hardly the first untalented mong to become world famous

>>218317206
kektim but with drinking. I drink alone now, I get too quiet and guarded when I'm drinking with others

>>218317124
what do you do for fun

>>218317192
This 'berg looks like he's about to raid Constantinople

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>>218317192
we ride for jerusalem

>>218317235
janny won't like this
leftypol won't like this

on my 16th birthday i didn't have any friends or anything to do but i didn't want my dad to judge me for this so i went "out" pretending to be doing things with friends but instead i walked around the block for twenty minutes then came home and snuck into the garage and had a wank to the lingerie section of argos direct catalogue under a blanket, both of which i'd hidden in their earlier in the day

>>218317192
meowus vult

a few years in my city there was a weirdo called the peepee poopoo man who threw buckets of liquid poo at random people

>>218317271
Why? It's just a video of a car

>>218317235
not worth killing her for trolling cunts in uniform

chatgpt activate bf i met on roblox personality

we can't talk here, it's not safe

>>218317274
ktim
i sometimes go to liverpool for the night (where i went to uni) to see old uni 'friends' but really i'm staying in cheap hotels and getting fucked by lads from grindr
my father neither knows i'm slightly bi nor have no friends at all

Judge Dredd wasnt supposed to be a documentary...

if we learn more about physics we'll be able to do magic but the US government has the subject in their grip

what is that town in the bible that was bad

might generate a video of Nigel Farage snogging a black man and then distribute it on Facebook to utterly gobsmack the oldies who use the site

>>218317413
Sodom or Gomorrah

>>218317413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_and_Gomorrah
?

>>218317247
Learn languages, play guitar, doomscroll

>>218317413
sodomy and gonorrhea

>>218317420
Devilish

>>218317437
>>218317440
>>218317461
nah I meant the tower

>>218317271
why not looks like evidence there was no reason to shoot her

>>218317468
babylon

>>218317461
otherwise known as leftypols friday night

>>218317233
Looks like Aurora Snow
Now there was a pornstar

>>218317468
babel

might go out for a scroll without a stitch on

>>218317494
she do any double anal? link if so

>>218317477
nah it's the one they built really high

>>218317189
a surprise trip? That's cool where did you go?

>>218317471
this nigga watching 38 seconds of a 47 second video

>>218317203
Women like sex hope this helps

garden of eden

had one of those high protein puddings

>>218317536
spaff on a gu

do gays fart differently from normal people

had one of those high protein injections to my colon from the bfs willy

>>218317166
post a "good song" from her in your opinion

>>218317563
ask google

>>218317511
Search for it yourself you lazy sod

jungle or tech house?

>>218317531
in a gadda da vida honey

>>218317586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

>>218317603
need that double anal in and around my mouth right now

none of you even know what i'm talking about

bible illiteracy in the uk is so pathetic lol

>>218317609
we need jungle i'm afraid

Im certain I saw a leaked image of Marlon Brando kissing a black willy posted on /b/ years ago but not sure if I made it up

>>218317586
https://youtu.be/N-FYySSy0rM?si=OQNUeq7F8Kaq6aLm

are any of you lads.....you know....a fruit man? a green grocer?

>>218317563
i'm not gay but i did have a period where i shoved things up my arse and i can confirm it makes your farts different
more sputtery

>>218317563
not gay myself personally but do arse wank
i find my farts are less forceful and more wet/sloppy because of the lube if i've been filling my putt up
i assume gays are more pronounced that way if you add the cum factor in there

well then
here we all are
once again

>>218317521
london, it was a bad surprise cause my uncle's ill. I spent most of my awake hours of the trip in hospital

slaughter taylor swift with a scythe

>>218317647
it never ends does it

>>218317629
>bible illiteracy in the uk is so pathetic
think you mean bible literacy bub

>>218317635
that was richard's pryor

any lowly cretins in?

>>218317647
you're making fun of me aren't you
you know i'm here every night
don't you

>>218317677
Really?

pushing gas out of my gas hole, which is sometimes my shag hole

>>218317629
nimrod

molesting myself

>>218317235
he's looking for the contact
he goes down too easily for me clive

>>218317690
more of a gutless urchin myself

gay fart screaming

Putting an arse in my arse

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>>218317690
of course

catching up with the big K P x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2l4RL6m93Y

>gay fart screaming
another gimmick created by me taking off

>>218317629
Why would I learn about that book of fairytales

might replay The Darkness (2007)

1 hour before Tesco stop doing the 20 minute whoosh deliveries
90 mins before corner shop shuts
clocks ticking i need to decide whether i want cigs and beers tonight
obviously i do but is it worth it

>>218317690
*raises dirty malformed claw*

>>218317645
>not gay myself personally but do arse wank
you're just one drink away from it, aren't you

>>218317757
she looks great

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>Why would I learn about that book of fairytales

>>218317763
right well that's a post that's screaming for a hatting, you need to be hatted for that one mate

>>218317690
alri

>>218317524
why would a law enforcement officer just stand in the road like that arguing with bystanders idk it seems weird to me. it really looks like he fucked up

the bible is the truth

>>218317842
Which version

>>218317563
because of anal sex? unless you're putting really big weird things in your bum or going at it super hard all the time it doesn't make any difference

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>yhe binble

>>218317842
yh

used to love writing code and that but fell out of it once AI took off and it all started feeling pointless
might get back into it and code something but idk what

>didn't win the omaze house
>first proper Friday of the year is spent with the lurgy

Fucking brilliant start to the year

>>218317645
you just have lube in your bum all the time? wash your bum

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Leftypol just saw this on Reddit. He's screaming at it. Screaming and pointing

>>218316583
SCREAMING this an immiteral claim you're making you utter RETARD

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thumbs up

>>218317898
well obviously it would seem pointless if you don't actually know what you want to make

Hi

>>218317763
pillar of western culture, whether you want it or not
if it makes it easier for you, christianity is very much a roman religion

>>218317929
I physically typed the claim on the physical computer and it originated in my physical brain

You're fucking stupid aren't you

Thread has hit a lul

>>218317829
why would a person run someone standing in the road over

hope we get our very own ICE in the next few years
i'll join up in seconds

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>>218317829
go watch the video with audio before you make yourself out to be any more of a retard that you are

rorke ripped his frenulum in '04

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>>218316203
sloppy joe grilled cheese

israeli
cock
eaters

>>218318014
Yanks be like "what's a vegetable"

>>218318003
I don’t think he means that

Eternally yours, @gorke

all units be advised, possible 10-66 at the corner of West 52nd and Mousenonce Boulevard

generated an AI girlfriend next to a selfie of myself and then sent it to my mum as a joke and she sounds so excited to hear that I had a girlfriend that I felt legitimate guilt when I told her she was fake

>>218318045
>tf
>tp

Took down the rubbish earlier and got talking with the doorman, proper schizo he is. He was going on about how there are loads of chemtrails in the sky, he never used to see them when he was a kid, and the Spanish government is putting chemicals up there to affect the weather and make it seem like climate change is really happening LOL

>>218318003
leftypol bricking it at every knock on the door from now on after prompting grok

hi wuu2

>>218318014
only an american would think the word "sloppy" could ever be appetising

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listening to some CLASSIC limp bizkit this evening

>>218318071
done her up like a kipper

>>218318071
Please be bait please be bait please be bait omds

>>218318092
i'm gay

>>218317962
SCREAMING

>>218318092
nm jc u?

>>218318071
think mumberg would have a heart attack if I ever actually brought a girl home

learning about volcanos

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Just went food shopping with the missus

>>218317982
not saying she's blameless but i don't know if we know she was trying to run him over

>>218318000
not that interested and don't care that much either way tbqh

>>218318187
Yes we do, there's video footage jewleaf

>>218318147
good boy x

>>218318174
lovely 'tex

I probably won't move out of mum's now that dad's gone as I wouldn't want her to be on her own, but she's also said that I can't bring a gf home so that's my excuse for being an incel

yanks and canadians arguing about american gestapo murdering a woman in america
british culture?

>>218318246
Didn't say anything about blokes did she

>>218318246
>but she's also said that I can't bring a gf home
why?

playing overwatch :3

>>218318137
i'd hide it from the mumberg because i just know she'd meet her and immediately say something like 'i never thought i'd see the day' instantly revealing that i am an virginous incel freak

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Saboteurs. This is who needs deportation.

>>218318303
just said she's too old for bitchy girlfriends in the house now
She didn't get on with my brother's for a long time because they're both catty

>>218318365
Refugees in

We don't do things that way in Germany

This Diego Day has been a 10/10
Return to form for Deegsy

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just discovered something wonderful

>>218318367
your mum sounds like a headcase honestly

do you guys get bugs

>>218318382
palestinians out!

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The cans

>>218318431
...yh

>>218318309
yeah I think I would have to have a strategic meeting with mumberg beforehand where I would make her promise on grandad's grave not to mention anything about her being the first ever girl across the threshold

>>218317934
what she crying about? another botched plastic surgery?

>>218318445
the dutch pint can as it were

>>218318492
fuck off
blocked

ICE them mutherfuckas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YFjoVrIjh8

i'm drinking but i don't feel goodberg

Black men

>>218318545
alri

>>218318544
what's wrong?

>>218318647
Being drunk just isn't fun, but I still feel compelled to drink

get the biomass compressed into a cube and burned

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Refugees in Britain!
Palestinians out of Israel!
Epstein was a martyr!

>>218318692
>but I still feel compelled to drink
ever asked yourself why?

the money was just resting in the account

Suppose I could walk to the 24hr Sainsbury's if I leave it too late to get a delivery. The exercise would do me good but I can't be carrying 20 cans back so it'd be wine probably.
Hmmmmm decisions decisions

>>218318737
dunno
guess it's genes
something to do ennit

/brit/ slow tonight, don't tell me everyone's out on the pull in the freezing wind and rain

>>218318733
Mental how the black lives matter riots killed more innocent black people than the cops they were protesting

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belle delphine wannabe

>>218318756
Fuck off mate we don't need another cansmong here

>>218318825
>>218318825

>rorke eating poo
>leftypol drinking piss
>Centrist chads having sex with our gfs

>>218318841
why you letting centrists have sex with your gf mate? you one of them cuckolds?

>>218318733
Rorke's da

>>218318733
looks a bit jewish
why are they like that?