Manchester museum edition
Rorke wouldn't shag thisHe's a man of principles, you see
favourite eeveelution?
me entering the new
mad how much lee kum kee mogs laoganma
Sotd Axe Africa 69 sprays
just look at her! gay if you wouldn't!
>>218323223FINALLY! SOMEONE SAYS IT!
*enters /brit/*
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>>218323201Main points and common posts:The OP posted an image and a caption “jean shrimpton edition,” but there isn’t a serious follow-up discussion connected to that — replies quickly move to different topics.Several users share random personal updates, like joking about doing nothing for years or complaining about local tacos being too oily.Some comments are just nonsensical meme-style replies and images typical of /int/.A few participants refer to a returning user “mousey” and joke about someone struggling with captchas or posting again after a while.There’s casual discussion of food differences (beans & sausages vs. Mexican food) and other small talk.A number of posts include crude humour, off-topic memes and jabs at other posts/users.Later contributions include British food reputation talk, political meme reactions, and random cultural banter about rain stereotypes and mayors of European cities.
>>218323195dropped out of uni therewish I could go back and do it again without fucking up
>>218323249>mayors of European cities.I made it
>>218323223big fan of the lee kum kee chilli bean paste (tobanjian iirc)
>>218323233The 50k walk. A race so deadly they had to cancel it.
Mousey, come in...Mousey, this is /brit/, come in...Base station /brit/ to Agent Mousey... come in...
>>218323272Just do it manWhat else are you doing HUH WHAT ELSEGO BACK TO SCHOOL https://youtu.be/FrqioiAcyiY
>>218323279never tried that but will definitely be giving it a go if i see it
drunk too much again
>>218323195they got a big crab thing in the window here, idk what it is
>>218323233rorke walking through canary wharf
peep showfunny
>>218323343
what do you want me to say
>>218323212espeon
the old testamentthe new testamentthe quranthe big 3 so to speak
>>218323385neighbour looked exactly like this and he died at about 45 from liver failure
>>218323413I want you to admit you've been behind some of the worst /brit/ posts of the last few years, you shyster
would rip umbreon's fishnets off and suck her dry
>>218323288*turns off the transmitter*it's over man. He's gone. Let it go
can you cunts post something interesting for a change
>>218323419smdh people always forgetting about Anthrax
>>218323441I... I won't....Mousey, TOBY, PLEASE, COME IN...Toby please, this is James, you /brit/ mate... please come in lad....
>>218323451isn't that a dis-ah, very funny
*does a little dance*
Bit mental how like 90% of meat products these days are halal and you're basically painted as evil if you ever dare to question why it's being forced on us
>>218323431alright fine I admit itI've made some absolutely abhorrent posts and I don't even regret itare you happy now?
that's the foxes fed
>>218323460labour has a massive majoritystupid theatrics
it's over
>>218323385like an old silent film
>>218323457Business idea: We all get up and dance right nowCome on everybody! Let's get some good vibes going around the world!
>>218323474By the powers vested in me by rapeape and the bored 4chan irc users, i brand you guilty of being a tranny poster
>>218323233YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF
>>218323469because the number of people who won't buy non-halal products is much higher than the number of people who won't buy halal products
>lee kee kum cuisine
>>218323516stillmuslims are like 10% of the populationand only like 6% of them actually eat halal food onlyavoid pork like it's the plague though, obviously
oh greatnow i'm getting an erectionhow grimly predictable
>>218323547get the tweezers out x
I know at least one of you got up and danced with me
if you were on a first date and were asked what your fav tv show was, would saying peep show be a red flagI remember when it originally finished airing 10 years ago it was still quite niche and not as well known as now, and I think it had a bit of a reputation as being a show for 4chan incel types who identify with mark corriganbut its gotten so popular now, has that stigma worn off
Don't see how any red blooded heterosexual man can watch women's gymnastics and say they do it because they're a fan of the sport with a straight face.
the 4chan moderation team
>>218323576No lots of people like peep show
THAT THONG-TH-THONG-THONG-THONG-THONG
>>218323589Dunno how any red blooded heterosexual man with a sister can honestly say he doesn't want to fuck her
>>218323595messaged one of them when I caught a stray heathermong ban and they sorted it out for me
>>218323576i don't think it was ever niche to be honest
>>218323576chance would be a fine thing
>>218323385if those were funkopops you'd be calling him reddit
I'll never understand men who wear jewellery. I'll never understand it or respect them.
>>218323648yea but they aren't so he's based
>>218323624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOp7FdZsTPc
>>218323648what are we calling him then?
>>218323653
>>218323637good album
>>218323637fantastic albumbeen on my mind todaynot as good as animals, mind
>>218323653thisalso tattoos and hair dye
bright lightspretty ladies
>Aristotle is... LE FRAUD!>science WASN'T developed in his time, you see...>he was LITERALLY arguing with FARMERS!>pre theory of relativity discoveries DO NOT COUNT!>now... Dr. PhD Shekelberg, THAT'S a REAL scientist>7 written books on nutrition, 36 articles published on PubMed, 2 nominations to Nobels and 6 MILLION views on his TedTalk™ video about the Insectarian Diet®, you CAN'T even compare>w-what? no, it DOESN'T matter that Aristotle built the foundations of western thought and influenced everyone after him, the game was SO primitive that anyone could do it>s-so why no one else did? w-well, it's because... because... uuh... look, it was just bad, OK? they only believed in TWO genders, my gosh!
>>218323653why notI wear rings and even a pearl necklace
>>218323714alri marge simpson
and did they tell you the name of the Gameboy
If you want a pizza at 3 in the morning, it will be dispatched to you by an Albanian on a small motorbike
>>218323704
>>218323728hahaha
If USA wanted a piece of our territory we'd hand it over no questions asked while rorke claps like a seal
tomorrow i'm off to uncle jed's arse farm for the summer
im getting ready for bed nowbut i'll read your posts on my phone in a bit...
was watching dickinson's real deal earlier and some warhammer stuff went for 10k
modern britain summed up in one image
>>218323760i want that arse yeh? want it now x. don't make me take by force
>>218323813ok
>>218323480ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim
the funniest part about polshits is that, if you don't give a shit or don't want to see a rant to nobody in particular, you're either a jew, black or whatever fucking group has drawn their ire today
>>218323813You know what I'm tired of pretending Israel is badUp the yids I say
USA army invading Britain, brit boys dress up in lipstick and shave their legs waving handkerchiefs at their liberators.
>>218323881hilarious
>>218323881>t. gay jewish nigger tranny
i need a snuggler
>>218323813> Yossi Felberbaum in 2024
>>218323813mad how when any two group of browns fight it creates a smaller conflict in the uk by default
>>218323933what is the origin of these imagesi rather enjoy them
>>218323963I draw them
just done a cum
>>218323933why does the palestinian child have a gunwe know they are defenceless
youchewb is DESPERATE for me to watch this video
>>218323990The military photographer placed it there because it looks better
>>218323990>we know they are defencelesswho told you that
would't mind a roast beef sandwichwith a bit of gravypeng
>>218323990palestinians are not your friends m8 :)
>>218323576i remember my parents having a box set of the first 2 seasons in the mid 2000s, so i dont think it was that niche. maybe if you're not in the uk it was
>>218323999whoa ai could win a war in just 7 mins???
>>218323999the heckin graph went up and then down did it?time to set aside 30 minutes of my time
>>218324016Need
>why does the palestinian child have a gun>we know they are defenceless
Rorke rorke rorke rorke rorke!!! Rorke rorke rorke, rorke rorke rorke!@!!
got no mates lol
>>218324016
>>218324075haha
>>218324075SameMaybe we could.. go for a pint.. aha
keep seeing videos of a scottish bloke playing bagpipes in indiahe captions them like they're angry about them but they always seem to be enjoying it?wtf
>>218324037>You owe me this land, and Germany owes me, and Americans owe me, and Britain owes me because they defeated Nazis but not in the way I wanted them to..and...and.
>>218324078thanks for replying but i actually hate fat peoplethey should be exterminated
>>218324078bloody hell that's thick
>>218324096words words words
My life is being ruined by evil people and myself
sir you must bloody let me rape and chop the heads off people because it's islamic culture sir
>>218324096who said that
couldnt imagine having literally no matesyou lads should honestly just meet up and have a pint
>>218324096seething mutt
Want to go fully woke but I like driving my car too much
>>218324137>couldnt imagine having literally no matesktim
test
>>218324115those poor islam lads don't know how t computer pure as the driven snow they are teyh dont know nothing differnet
>>218324137None of us are worth spending time around we are boring miserable people thats why we're so alone
>>218324137Too many potential paedophiles here to be meeting up with anyone
>>218324137well i've got people I know and play sports with and occasionally there's a club night at the pub but I dunno if they're mates really not like I'd invite any of them to my wedding if I were having one
>>218324145what have you done for PoCs?
>>218324075ktim
>>218324161sent ;)
>>218324165>usyou're not included and never will be you fat yank twat
>>218324189good post
>>218324170Don't see why that would concern you, presumably you are 18 or older
>>218324189Been here longer than you
i last had friends in 2014
>>218324161get off the vpn
>>218324137yeah we're going to the monty pyke tomorrow at 6 as it happens
>>218324115>>218324163Which one of you kikes just posted about pol automatically thinking you're black if you don't like one of their posts mongs?
>>218324205guarantee that isnt true and even if it was does the top of the thread say /yank/? no
>>218324228more british than anyone in this thread
>>218324137i've said this before, as someone who's been to a few britfeel meetsThe hostility level here on average is genuinely just far too high. Most people here despise one another and only come here still because they can shout their worst thoughts into the void. Meeting in person would shatter the illusion
>>218324212islamic gibberish
Haven't had a friend in about 7 years
time for bed
>>218324243nah you lads are alrimost of the "personalities" genuinely deserve death but the brit anons are decent
Hope then WW3 breaks out there's a /brit/-themed Pals battalion for us to join
>>218324078is that how british people like their gravy? thickened into a paste?
>>218324261Hmm nope those aren't Israelis
>>218324204Ah yeah, it's okay because they won't nonce *me*
>>218324278Well?
>>218324274dont slag it off maybe thats how he likes it
>>218324274remember you going off on AI slop a few weeks agowind your neck in next time
>>218324318hm.. so that means uh.. not israeli
>>218324277Israel funds them with $$$$ you dullard
muttponte meltdown
>>218324333Proof?
>>218324344>>218324366Correction: 7 years old. Right there. Sitting right out in the open. For you to read. Get you idiots never bothered.
>>218324366why are you typing in broken English?
why is malaponte so wound up tonight
they get very, very angry if you don't say you want all jews dead. it's very simple
>>218324366Right so Israeli charities operate some refugee aid centres so... what? European countries accepting refugees? Any proof for that?
its da jooz
>>218324294oh LAWD they already got me for this postjannies with the SAS response time when you question G-d's chosen people but absent for the entire day when the black knob spam is up
>>218324366none of this says they move muslims into europe they just give them food n shiet when they get there218324394sorry im just not reading something made by "goyim tv" and im not using their malware qr codes
>>218324419stop with the schizo lies avi we can all read the thread>>218324436massive cope>trying to pretend 'IsraAID' isn't israeli too
can you shut up about that and talk about the weather nowdid you get snow yes or no, important british question
This spergout will last until bump limit btwProbably into the early morning if we're lucky
Ah yes...it's Israel's fault that the British ruling classes betrayed their subjects' best interests... they couldn't have possibly hated us without erm Mossad or whatever telling them what to do
off-topic /pol/ garbage is it
>>218324452when did israaid flood millions of muslims into europe or was that white european leaders again
>>218324469only if you tards keep replying :)>>218324488https://web.archive.org/web/1/https://www.israaid.org/projects/greece>pretending they are the only group mentioned out of dozens just mentionedyou guys need to be more convincing liars
why did the matrix creators troon out not very red pilled is it
>>218324539heard a dominatrix was involved
British charities operate refugee aid centres too
>>218324519yeah sorry that just says they were giving medical aid to the ones that were coming not that they were bringing them
God forbid Israelis show compassion to Muslims in an attempt to calm rabid antisemitism in neighbouring countries
catberg
>>218324558https://www.israaid.org/media/in-germany-jewish-funds-help-keep-mediterranean-migrant-rescue-missions-afloat/>still pretending it's the only group>>218324589cry on schlomo
>>218324595little runt
>>218324595doesn't look too pleased
https://voca.ro/1hUpdxFHbj0x
>>218324595wish I had a cat so I could fuck with it and piss it off in small ways
>>218324595Who's a handsome little fellow
>>218324589shut up spaki
meltdown
>>218324647>>218324610No argument from youConcession accepted!
janny should all be killed mashallah
catberg singing in the dead of night
>>218324650t.
>Thousands of Brits prescribed super-strength CANNABIS for mental health conditions including anxiety and depression - with benefits claimants offered free consultations and discounts on their monthly weed prescription
>>218324679that's literally malaponte kek
>>218324692malaponte is a spic bruvdtfic is an angry jeetkeep up
>>218324705spics and jeets, all the same to me
>>218323284Rio 2016's march was kino too I still remember the green swimming pool lolTokyo had its moments too Saint Boy horse taking the that German lass from a gold medal position to near bottom of the event Winter Olympics next month, Italy so no horrible yank times for watching events I love the Olympics
>>218324726>Winter Olympics next monthnot the same is it
mental how gay i am
May is the best month of the year. November is the worst.
>>218324745we know
tbf malaponte is extremely prone to meltdowns
https://voca.ro/1aOFMvZSkpPC
Would have liked to have gone to paris olympics as I didn't get to go when it was in London due to my family being poor but unfortunately I am still poor
>>218324534It'll forever be a mystery to me how anyone above the age of 13 can find Harry Hill funny.
>>218324793*yawn*
>>218324745get off the vpn nigga
>>218324806tired mate? you'd best get to bed then x
vocaroo mong posting his vocaroos to the wind again
>>218324804yeah mate we get ithttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/find%20harry%20hill%20funny/
>>218324781DA JOOOOOOZ
>>218324807my wifi is broken and this is the only solution sorry
>>218324860change the dns or something
>>218324610its still just ones already there manim bored of you now
>>218324878>least dishonest jewthought you lot were meant to be clever
wdup lads>>218324781Even devout ATHEIST and Religion party pooper Sam Harris is Zio which is very ironic and funny.
yes mate everyone who disagrees with you online is a jew (despite their low population) and definitely not just baiting you because you bite
they cheating in the haxball lobby
https://voca.ro/1lu0ven07JGa
>>218324914>i'm just pretending to shill for israel i swearnot sure which is worse honestly
huge meltdown
>>218324937
>>218324897https://voca.ro/1akdK6h8OuM9
waiting for bloke to reconnect a cable
watching cat grooming videos
>>218324804it's not him it was the show. and it was post-modernism at it's almost-peak (charlie brooker being the peak)it could only really have existed at the time it did
>>218324914https://voca.ro/1cVeUUxOg6gu
>>218325003scream
>>218324997its*
>>218324999very very effeminate voice
might buy a volvo
>So this is what sounds like a spastic voice to you. Notice the ebb and flow of my speech as the words finalise and begin accordingly. This is referred to as annunciation and I think its something you need to work on
Iceland deep pan ham & cheese pizza reviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93F5JYoQ4gE
>>218325021https://voca.ro/1ayLwIW2hF52
>>218324966Yeah he is obviously jewish but years ago when the 4 horsemen of atheism were at their peak he was saying that even judaism is le right wing and dangerous because it's religious zealotry and dogma. And yes he was a total spastic retard during covid. Don't know if you can watch videos now but Tim Dillon had a great bit about Sam Harris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpbIXLgcIA&t=189s>Imagine you're a drone lol
lol you can hear him try to make his voice deeper after that
>>218325053i'm not whoever you think i am i just wanted to comment that you sound very gay and your laugh was very forced
don't know about jewish conspiracies but a lot of the jews i've met irl have just been like snooty tarq types very up themselves but then so are muslims don't like any of them if i'm quite honest
I know a few irl Jews that are nothing like that. They don't give a shit about politics though. I reckon that only when Jews talk about politics do the double standards (nationalism bad with the sole exception of zionism, diversity good except in Israel, etc.) come out.
Is that malaponte's voice? Didn't realise he was so gay
don't really know any jews irl
alexander armstrong sex arse
>>218325107Jews are afraid to live in your country.
I've only met two jooz in me own life, both were cool, one was a club promoter who got me jobs and the other one was picrel.
>>218325003Kam mate you're not that guy
Book 5, Chapter 1. Marcus Lepidus and Quintus Sertorius
>>218325113if only
eating co op pickled chillis from the jar
>>218325043https://voca.ro/1otY4jhBhjAs
>>218325129the raped
>>218325113not anymore
why do so many people fall for bait in this generalgenuinely very perplexing.
Right, well I'm off for a wank. See you lads in an hour or two.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘wank’ and in ‘gb’. Returning only first 5000 of 68584 results found.
The watch list
>>218325064https://voca.ro/18o15zf36APc
>>218325199corr
>>218325205illegal
Cannabis - introspective, anxious, paranoid, questioning, fluid, feminine, sensual, blurring smoked by darkiesAlcohol - communal, tribal, outward seeking, masculine, European, combative, brotherly love, love of Britain, socialisation, literally used by and as the sacrament of Christ The choice is clear
Sucking and fucking is all I crave
>>218325256cannabis it is
>>218325256neither - me jus chillen bein a chill dude
>>218325242I was thinking some Belarus tonight
That one American that can't understand this isn't his personal soap box
https://voca.ro/1dLfOdirOad8
>>218325129This phenotype is really prevalent on the beach in Greece and here in Bulgaria, skin is red and ass flat connects with the back as if it's one. Orders chicken and fries for every meal for the whole holiday. >>218325150https://vocaroo.com/1gQjq3k99PP9
>>218325292would spark you clean out
>>218325318don't post these images
>>218325304why do you keep forcing yourself to laugh at the end of every sentence
>>218325256Good post
Alcohol is actually said in the Bible to be a gift of GodDrinking is not a sin. Drunkenness is. And drunkenness itself has a loose definition. Being tipsy, feeling communal joy, having 6 pints and chatting shit is not a major sin. The point is, that you can still act in Christian morality and that you do not impede majorly upon the gift of reason. As long as you behave yourself and do not do evil, a decent buzz is condoned in true Christianity. Indeed, Christ turned water into wine.
>>218325342>Drinking is not a sin. Drunkenness is.well that's diego done then
>>218325342>>218325256how about twerking in a gay club for communal joy, is that a major sin?
>>218325318post these images
alri gays
>>218325323You more of a Newstar man I take it?
>>218325368screaming he really does this
>>218325210At least Hitchens was opposed to the settlements and said was israel was doing is horrible. Did you know that Hitchens was friends with David Irving and defended him and even wrote pieces defending him in Variety (where he had a weekly column) He also said he is one of the best historians on WW2 he is ever read. >>218325327he posted it first
https://youtu.be/pRgUpRx1wE8?si=M3qFRFyoLRFXRkRD&t=90
>>218325205>cp sets by girl
it is said that jesus turned water into wine when he was at a party and they were out of booze and he wanted to prevent the party from being lamecan't imagine going to a party and drinking wine but ancient people were funny
>>218325387the reason he posts photos of that woman is because her daughter was killed in the sandy hook school shooting and he is a paedophile who is obsessed with her (the kid i mean)
>>218325318https://voca.ro/1oGIZCqlMdkm
>>218325382the rozzers will nick youonly a matter of time
>>218325408Not a big fan of wine but if jesus gave me some if id drunk it
>>218325424That's the definition of 'cope', bro.
>>218325408should have turned it into buzzballs am i right my fellow zoomers?
>>218325429drink*
Jesus has no issue with pintsIt is part of Gods creation, and the genius of man It is a permissible indulgenceMan, however, must keep reason and holiness in his indulgence
>>218325409Oh, didn't know that. >>218325205get help man>>218325419when my brother was wee lad he used to say "I'm gonna fart in your ass" as a threat lol
plebs saying they don't like wine when all they've ever had is sloppa like 19 crimes
>>218325440The game mate. Well and truly gone.
>>218325432he's right tbfthousands of nonces get locked up every yearall it takes is one mistake on your part
im going to go homeless and starve to death on the streets
It is evident, by history, by belief of billions, that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and the divine incarnate. Even if the apostles at the time did not recognise it. The kingdom of God is within you.
>>218325466what state?
>>218325424what the hells a rozzer
>>218325475grow up
>>218325482no im not going to trade sex for housing
>>218325492im not bent
>>218325485slang term for the fuzz
>>218325453No thanks I have everything I need.>>218325462>thousandsOut of millions.
>>218325465>>218325465>>218325465
>>218325500fell for that line before
>>218325415she killed that shit
>>218325505>Out of millions.of people downloading it? doubtful
