quite stylish edish
Immigration is good but we should have less of it
We believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.And in one Lord Jesus Christ,the only Son of God,begotten from the Father before all ages,God from God,Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made;of the same essence as the Father.Through him all things were made.For us and for our salvationhe came down from heaven;he became incarnate by the Holy Spirit and the virgin Mary,and was made human.He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate;he suffered and was buried.The third day he rose again, according to the Scriptures.He ascended to heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again with gloryto judge the living and the dead.His kingdom will never end.And we believe in the Holy Spirit,the Lord, the giver of life.He proceeds from the Father and the Son,and with the Father and the Son is worshiped and glorified.He spoke through the prophets.We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic church.We affirm one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.We look forward to the resurrection of the dead,and to life in the world to come. Amen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPtAer4gNXYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPtAer4gNXYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPtAer4gNXYjust back from the club let's kepe the party going lads
>>218330716holy based
Global warming is a hoax but also we must secure arctic land so we can control the shipping routes and natural resources for when the ice melts
Racism is wrong but black people are just cooler let's face it
Third of the way through Dry January lads, let's keep it up
>>218330613i would add that a real staunch sectarian of genuine hatred will instead choose to bandwagon celtic or rangers and they will fight each other on the ferry to glasgow and back
struggling to breathe
Yeah I agree there's a lot wrong with the country but we must never ever change anything
love thymelove rosemarylove sagelove tarragon love marjoram love parsleyget them all in and around my mouth and nose all the same time
think i've got conjunctivitis. eye keeps watering and has been red for a couple of days now.
do y'all got a chuck e cheese over there
>>218330739The NOICEan creed
>>218330771perhaps there's a parasite living in your eye
It's okay to be English as long as there's an international tournament on
>>218330748genuinely though how good would a drink be right now?
What's good for toilberg is good for the rest of us. The wealth will trickle down
Mental how in the previous thread I made 1 (one) post about russian bots then suddenly there were 5 or 6 counter posts
>>218330716Not a word of this is true
puppyberg going wolfmode on her new duck toy
>>218330820Diego won't like this
Muslims? Love them.Muslim countries? Hate them.
>>218330811mental how you would continue to post in a bot infested thread on a bot infested site, fully aware that you are talking to bots. you must be very ill
>>218330820hs?
>>218330793Honestly not even good. I just remember all the grimness: the hangovers, the puking, the shame and embarrassment, the arguing with people, the horrible poos for days after, the feeling of being stuck in a cycle I can't control. Not even worth it. Drinking gets boring and grim after your early twenties.
>>218330811this one where you had two replies?
Criminality is rampant but we can't have a tougher justice system, that would be authoritarian.
My weekend plans are
i'm going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee soon
>>218330873never going to die me
>>218330873Lucky you.
Everyone has the right to self-determination, but we should rejoin the EU immediately
>>218330839science proves that god is not real and jesus was made up
Sick so off the advice of someone online I had a spoonful of honey with a clove of raw garlic followed by a spoonful of olive oilImmediately made me feel sick and I had to go for a poo but I feel a bit less congested
>>218330883jesus was a verifiably real person though
>>218330900show the photographic proof
The Israelis have gone a bit far in Gaza but we can't condem them, they deserve that homeland, just look at the holocaust.
The American police are authoritarian, thank god the humble British bobby would never overstep their bounds
Don't like niggersDon't like jewsDon't like faggotsDon't like muslimsDon't like white guilt retardsSimple as that
nobody can even comprehend how rich and full of life wales would be today if it hadn't been pillaged over the last 1000 or so years
Religion is all a bit silly really, isn't it? Well except for Islam obviously. And Sikhism, Sikhs are brilliant aren't they?
Reckon the red team are making a bit of mess of things. Might be time to give the blue team another go.
Is ick still a thing or are the normgroids over that now?
jesus you lot are really hilarious not
don't like this gimmick
>>218330957dont know
Ten years is a bit of a dodgy age gap, isn't it? Oh his partner's a man? Sorry, didn't realise
>>218330970If it is my ick is people who use the word brilliant
if i show my cat a picture of her, does she know she's looking at herself or just any random cat?
>>218330988are tim is getting larger
boring bastard o'clock already?
>>218331003its always boring bastard o clock round my gaff
>>218331003all the shaggers are lying in bed asleep or hungover with the bird they pulled at Ocean last night
Popping a Charles Binghams in the oven
Obviously some of the trans stuff goes a bit far, but I've decided to go along with it all anyway
it's been 10 yearshow does /brit/ feel about him?
would you post your surname on /brit/
>>218331055OwenThere you go
>>218331055Smith
>>218331055rorke
>>218331059no your surname
>>218331055my first, middle and last name are all very common so I could probably post my full name and still not be doxxed
>>218331055Khan
>>218331055I have a very common Scottish surname
look it wasnt a request to post your surname i just wanted to know yes or no
>>218331055Kardashian
>>218331073That is my surname muppet
>>218331038we liked david bowie. we always liked him
Worried about EW, not seen her post in a while
>>218331093alri michael
>>218331080do it mohammad
>>218331055Starmer
It's great that Britain is multicultural, that's why I live in a 95% white area
>>218331103they posted last night about their thumb. poor lass/bloke
me names bertie mchaggisheed an am fuckin no happy
dire gimmick
>>218330748I'm not drinking after Jan for the next 6 months.
Osman
>>218330745most theologically astute athesit >>218330883hs>>218331055mathews
>>218331112thanks for the 2019 paul joseph watson talking point
dinkelburg
wonder why the new year doesn't begin at the start of spring and instead it begins halfway through winter (by northoid reckoning)what's calendarberg playing it?
wish i could shag pjw up his tight little twink arse
I love working-class people, but I would never ever listen to one
>>218331134thanks for the 2026 lack of argument
morniiiing
>>218331148>twinkthat nigga's like 45
>>218331155nps
really want to go back to 2009 when i had loads of friends to play xbox with
>>218331134Don't know who that is sorry, has he been on HIGNFY?
>>218331162still a twink
>>218331162>>218331148what did he mean by this
>>218331172I might have autism
You don't get it, the gimmick is MEANT to be boring
>>218331170COD S&D. Greatest memories of my life
>>218331170have this exact same thought every day
>>218331174this is the only witty post you've made under this gimmick which is otherwise just thinly veiled doom spreading so if that's not your intent then i'd leave here on a high note here
all my favourite things turn my teeth yellow
Leftypol's a bit moody this morning, maybe he's on his gay period>>218331205>>218331134
Presents wrappedNow for for a shower
wish i had the bollocks to order several litres of vodka a time so i didn't have to do it every daywish they sold multipacks of vodka litres at discounted priceswish i was dead as well
my full shopping list:>Tesco quick cook fusili pasta 500g>Maille dijon original mustard 215g>Tesco 10 red Leicester slices>Tesco creamy tomato and herb pasta bake sauce>Supernutrio high protein fresh whole milk 1L>Jason's white sourdough bread with grains and seeds>Tesco finest dry cured honey roast ham slices x2>Tesco mild cheddar cheese 10 slices>Tesco finest iberico cheese>Tesco British salted block butter>-196 Lemon with sochu, vodka & soda x2 £28.28 total
>>218331232What did you get him? I won't tell
>>218331232Ever shag him up the arse or viz a viz been shagged up the arse by him?
>>218331246are you the 40 units a day lad? surprised youre still clinging on to life
I need some gay male period drama recs please!
Time to rewatch the London 2012 opening ceremony
oh WOW what a legendary filmmaker
>>218331248>vodkaDry January mate
standard of posting is fucking awful here at least i would have posted a receipt
>>218331224i just don't want to be reminded le ironically about all this politics shit by some gimp on a larp
>>218331264screaming
I hate black people, although I've never actually spoken to one
>>218331264ohmydayzzz
>>218331264
>>218331266No such thing in this household x
Hi lads woman here with a fanny and that, I just ovulated right now because I am a woman, is Rorke available because I'd like to have sex with him
leftypol's fucked it on his first try
I love black people, although I've never actually spoken to one
>>218331293
>>218331251a cd and a dvd and some wine
The existence of brown people is the reason I've never shagged
sucking a tea
>>218331287Grim alkie twat
>>218331293my childhood best friend was the son of a lovely nigerian woman
I hate my shit life
>>218331248blog on snorelord
>>218331224excuse me it is possible for persons born without a vagina to have a period
someone's car alarm going off nowlife just gets better and better doesn't it
>>218331337
>>218331309Bro's living in 2005
When will the horror end
>>218331306I remember making these stupid Lando laughing pictures to shit up /f1/. They fucking hate British drivers.
>>218331363RIP Mikey
>>218331362cant afford a 2005 vintage can i
>>218331377Mikey is fine, his bank account is a mess.
>>218331310no one says that and no one believes that
>>218331372I like that there's a gay jamaican poster in /f1/ so I can use the term batty boy
didnt even notice it had snowed here until 2 days after it started
>>218331309Nice mate. I'm sure he'll appreciate it
rumour has it diego is still at teh club
If all the brown people are deported then a white woman will finally want to shag me, right?
>>218331197>>218331202these posts have filled me with the spirit of depression
>yer me bank now so you are
>>218331386Mikey doesn't use banks
>>218331406he, he ain't realhe ain't gon' be able to love you like i will
>>218331337this nigga has diarrhoea
Dunno why every woman doesn't become a lesbian, that's what I'd do
picture this:
>>218331462if you were a woman would you go around looking to get pumped or would you keep it to yourself
Just found out that a girl I had a crush on in school who told me to kill myself is now a therapist lel
>>218331468I'm picturing... your sex life
holy fuck the car alarm is still going off >>218331340
>>218331468Alri Debbie Harry, see what you've done there
>>218331478lovely looking gaff that
>>218331488turn if off then
>>218331478wonder what century that was built
the alarm finally stoped
>>218331546Sorry about that
>>218331477considering 9/10 men at least are ugly afand having a cock inside you like the least appealing thing everi'd definitely be a gay woman
>>218331363in the outdoors community we call a tree that is liable to fall on your camp a "widowmaker."mental how i can know so much about camping and survival stuff when i only ever go outside to take the bins out
>>218331568>and having a cock inside you like the least appealing thing everreally? even as a completely 100% straight man I can see the appeal of a hot buttery cock sliding into my wet holes
>>218331580How can you identify these "widowmaker" trees?
I deserve an Oriental gf
>>218331580>in the outdoors community we call a tree that is liable to fall on your camp a "widowmaker."Shut up you twat, only time you go outdoors is when you take the bins out
>>218331580ktim. I have loads of theoretical outdoor knowledge but if I were ever put in a postion where I was forced to use it I would die
>>218331588.... wtf>>218331603come on lad set your dreams a bit higher
England
80ft tree right across the street from toilTry not to think about it really
>>218331628Grim
don't know owt about nowt outdoorsy me
Need the trees banned
>>218331512Early 19th century
>>218331628Never seen one that looked like this
>>218331477I'd be a massive whore tbqh. Both men and women.
get them clothedget them fedget them wanked
>>218331642get them cut down and replaced with badly built, tiny flats and tarmac
Going to offer the repairman a cup of teaHope he says no though as I have no faith in my tea making abilities
do love a flat Pepsi
>>218331677Steep for 4 mins, bag out, sugar in, stir, milk in, bosh
>>218331680can't think of anything worse, not even war crimes or paedophilia
>>218331477I'd obviously be a lezzer but i'd probably also still be a shut inreckon i'd do only fans thoughno brainer innit
worst bit about sex is shitting the cum out, wish I could suck it up into my stomach
do love war crimes
>>218331600don't knowcamping with steve talks about them sometimes
me mum died in the holly
>>218330981Screaming
>>218331695>steepancient meme just squeeze the beg
>>218331372
>>218331197>S&Dah yes, the tryhard's gamemode of choice. FFA or TDM or neck yaself cuntif you want to play that kind of shit then go play counterstrike like a big boy
The orange man is Putin's little bitch boy but what he did in Venezuela was horrifying because it could anger Putin
>>218331677always offered tradies tea and bought in sugar and milk specially for it but they never accept
>No Premier League>No dartsReally exposes how empty my life is
wonder why australia produces so many of the world's worst nonces
>>218331762If was a great laugh when you had a full party with your mates. Not that you'd know about that
>>218331769You've got the Africa Cup of Nations Quarter Finals though
>>218331769WSL kicks off at half twelve
>>218331762grow up mate we're talking about something that we did 17 years ago
>>218331232Mostly shocked that someone posting here has legible handwriting
>>218331767Yeah he said no thankfully, probably thinks I look a bit grotty
>>218331767They only accept an offer of tea if they sense that you're racist like them
having a gaytime on my own
spaff stain on the chinos i was going to wear
>>218331794I'm very racist but maybe I'm not projecting it well enough
for me, it was a full team of 6 tryhards spawn-trapping randoms in demolition
>>218331787screaming done that freak for bashing us in the ashes
mad how an african union exists, considering how most african nations can't go 10 years without breaking out into civil war, it boggles the mind that they have an international union
>>218331830They'd all just ragequit haha
>>218331844your mind is easily boggled
>>218331877Corr would love to shag thatShe's horrible though
>make a nice covfefe>take one sip>immediately need a pooso i either poo and ruin my coffee by letting it go cold or clench and hold the poo in and don't enjoy the coffee cos of how much i need a poo
bloody love bushfire season love it when the whole city’s covered in smog like one of them chinese megacities with temu led strips on all the skyscrapers
>>218331894Fortunately my coffee poo tends to politely wait until I've finished my cup before knocking at the old back door
>>218331870reckon i'd rape your sister given the chance
>>218331894become a high level consumer
6 egg omelette for breakfast
>>218331894Kek it do be like that
>>218331894drink it on the toilet
>>218331904Smellbourne?
i'm going to die soon
>>218331927bomboclaaaaaat
>>218331894get a coffee table by the toilet
>>218331921i don't have a sister. now you look like an idiot
>>218331936*surreptitiously kicks 4’10 chinese gf under the fridge* err nah x
>>218331927Just eggs? No cheese, ham, onion, tomato?
Mad how I've been playing the Euromillions for years now and still haven't won it. Must be due I reckon.
>>218331894it shouldn't take you so long to POO
>>218331894surely your poos don't take so long that it will get cold by the time you're finished? i'm in and out in maybe a minute or two most of the time unless the wipe job is particularly arduous
business idea: exercise bike gym but the bikes are connected to generators that charge a battery that powers the buildings electricity thus saving money on overheads
Haven't checked the emails since 'masHope there's nothing important in there
might play the lotteryi'd buy this site from hiroshimoot if i won
Why can no one create a tin opener that's not shit
just remembered i've got that new ricky gervais special downloadedi shall be watching that later with a few beers
Post some "curvy" women.
>ricky gervaisgrimhe ceased being funny 10 years ago
>>218331769there's alpine skiing on
>>218332015
wouldn't say no to my next dog being a big dog but i'd need to consider the practicalities
What if instead of Greenland we can just have Leeds?
wee atheist fella
did the posh man slide down the mountain did he
>>218332046You'd give it back pretty quickly I reckon
>>218332044I'd love to have a dog. Someone should invent a dog that doesn't shit and vomit everywhere
>>21833202610? try 20 mate
>>218332026so did everythingwhat should i watch instead?
>>218331948your mum then
>>218332046Already got a big base north of Leeds at Menwith Hill
bong teeth
>>218332042not really into black birds but willow is nice
Reckon there's only so much cutting edge comedy 'energy' and the internet 'stole' it from TV by just being faster
>>218332098Why do we need another translation of the odyssey?
I think we just need a global holocaust of basically every group. reduce the global population to 100 million immediately
mum got me this pint glass for christmas obviously this is just a picture of it but the mountains turn blue when your drink is "as cold as the rockies" whatever that means
Netflix added 2 Broke Girls
Nagai, who is concerned about her chubby figure, decides to go to the gym to lose weight. She starts off with stretching, but the members get to look at her plump body closely from close up. Nagai's crotch, which is wet with excitement, is thoroughly checked from the depths as she spreads her legs and squirts.
got my longjeans on
>>218332137Incredible what they can do with technology these days
>>218332137what an ugly glassthought that counts i suppose though
>>218332126righto very good anyway i was waiting for a yank to show up. what is cider in america is it just apple juice? is it fizzy? soft cider i mean
>>218332137Unless you post a picture I don't believe you
Do English nationalists really look like this?
>>218332137No way... you guys drink Coors in Bongland? I thought American beer was pisswater to you.
>>218332137haven't heard that ad line since the 90s
applemongs subscribing to use a calculator
any white hallie berrie men in?
>>218332171it's the same brand but it's brewed in derbyshire like all our other cheap lager
oh fuck she just crashed
>>218332168>English rightsWhat's the problem with that then
got two gay porns and a packet of crisps from my daily lootbox so get in
>>218332171>>218332196look at this menagerie of terrible beer
>>218332171even worse its 3.4% abv which what a lot of beer here is being watered down to for tax purposes your light beers are all like 4.2% yet we clown you for drinking piss
>>218332137Good present, i'd like one of them>>218332171Coors Light appeared in the UK over a decade ago. Bud Light also popped up here some years ago.
>>218332204Why are hot Goth/alt babes so xenophobic in England?
>>218332210Some of those are good
>>218332162apple cider is just completely unprocessed, non-pasteurized, unsweetened, etc apple juice
>>218332168>>218332226What slop propaganda is this?
>>218332210sharp's is ok
there's only one beer for megod bless america
>>218332226Don't know, will have to ask Hullbro next time I see him
Nothing better than an ice-cold Coors Banquet in a stubby bottle during the summertime.
>>218332226They're not, it's just that the lefties that made this shit don't know any women personally that aren't goth/alt/emo/whatever
>>218332244Sounds chinky
>>218332137best coolest bottle i've ever seen was this limited "night" edition stolichnaya bottleas you can see from the filename it was thermo-activatedcan't buy them now it's all woke bottles like ukraine and trans flag editionjust have to fucking ruin everything don't they
Would like to try Pabst Blue Ribbon after watching Blue Velvet
been trying to get the old "bussy" railed but not being able to drive or host is not making it easy :|
Fuck's sake lads now I want a beer
Something very moreish about paramore
>>218332269Get yourself in the forest lad
>>218332269what does this meanalso steak pie for tea
>>218332269What would your Grandparents think?
Alcohol is the worst drug there is, literally medieval peasant poison that has tons of calories, no nutritional value, fucks with muscle protein synthesis, sleep, makes you do retarded shit, etc. I have more respect for the fent addict than the alcoholic, at least the fent addict is making a completely rational decision to abandon everything else in life for the pursuit of the maximum high. The alcoholic on the other hand is dragging out his self destruction, one foot in, one foot out. Do anything else
Leftypol the repairman upstairs and it's gone all quietEither he's fallen asleep or he's going through my boxers
>>218332294my gramma died last week
>>218332302Booze was often safer than water in medieval times
>>218332165ok
>>218332302you need to go back, abdul
>>218332314Of shame because her incel grandson types like a 5 year old
>>218332302Alcohol allowed us to create civilization, because it allowed us to be more sociable and increase the trust between different groups, allowing us to create greater social gatherings without conflict. Don't hate on Alcohol!
>On average Betfair customers got £15.85 in free bets last monthFucking hell they must be on it a lot I got £2
>>218332302 mental how many people in this country spend their time either drunk or recovering from drinking. Know so many people who have beers every single day then wonder why theyve got menthol elves. You stop sleeping properly.
Don't even drink water me
>atheists seething about booze
toil in 7 hours
brits see a can of coors and go "CORR"
>>218332314RIP
>>218332340her hat is glep
>>218332328Hell yeah
>see 4chan thread i'm very interested in>oh shit it's on page 10 better bump it quick before it 404s>click reply>get captcha>"MY FIRST IS IN DESTRUCTION BUT NOT IN DESOLATION..."wtf hiro mate i need to post nowit's an emergency
>>218332372finally a good yank post only took 12 years
>>218332402see you in 2039 for the next one
https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q
And the new?
twink on the 'log
Built for it
>>218332443is the start a thread button broken for you
>>218332484
>>218332400Get a life outside of 4chan you utter bore
