calypso edish
Might move to Horncastle, Lincolnshire
>>218334427Why not eh something to do
>>218334393This isn't an ice cream
>>218334426a tarq made fun of you for going to aldi didnt he
>>218334393corr
>>218334427don't believe it, bound to be a brown hidden in there somewhere
sisterberg told me today i am my nephews godfather which i thought was odd since none of us are religious or baptised nor will the baby be baptised and i am already his uncle so it all just seemed very odd to me
>>218334427High tony ton
>>218334459ever shag her ever shag him
Its not looking good for Wossy
>>218334459she wants you
>>218334442My post was merely a send up of middle class British people and their conspicuous consumption.
>>218334455
>>218334393it's mingingit's fucking minging
horncastle mentioned
had a dream that I was in Las Vegas but for some reason i just stayed in the hotel room
didn't try to claim it was haute cuisine or made from the finest ingredients did I, just saying its a tasty frozen pieand if you think I'm tarq just because I can spend like £8 on a pie you must be on the dole
>>218334427next /brit/ meetup
>>218334459Make her an offer she can’t refuse
>>218334454Lincolnshire is the whitest county in England. Not a brownoid for miles and miles in any direction
>>218334490suck ya mum
>>218334472that'll teach him for making a sometimes entertaining chat show with a good selection of guests and entertaining conversation
>>218334459Ever shagged her up the arse?
Lincolnshire: British Idaho for rorkes
absolutely hate dry jan. gagging for a lager but i'm locked into a thing now where if i cave and have a bev i'll feel sad and disappointed in myself tomorrow.
>>218334474Yeah unlike the working class who darn their socks and use their skills and graft to build and make things. No wait its the heron foods; temu; primark trifector
>>218334515I bet there are plenty of darkies in Grimsby
two days until my laptop arrives
>>218334530You'll feel sad and disappointed anyway lad. Go on
>>218334427Makes you think
>>218334454Potential one sitting on the steps of a kebab shop
>>218334530Been in the same situation since I quit smoking 18 months ago. Still gagging for a smoke every day but I know the moment I give in i'm going to kill myself
>>218334427absolute shithole with a drug problem
going to have a beer right now
>>218334529>can only talk about places in england by making a quippy american referenceterminal yank brain
>>218334530cor a drink would feel amazing right now though, wouldn't it?
>>218334567I quit a decade ago and occasionally have a dream where I'm smoking
>>218334587ye. having a guinness zero instead though.
love those hard sour blueberries that are slightly red
>>218334606ok well thats gay
>>218334563That it does
>>218334536working class of today are a shadow of their former selves. I work with a Manc lass that couldn't even locate her city on a map. They're not skilled grafters any more
>>218334567bet you’re gasping for a fagall you need to do is buy some, light it and inhaleit’s that easy mate
>>218334570source
/brit/ - Obsession With Brown People General
>>218334622Vile
>>218334566*stands up and points*I KNEW it!!!
>>218334530realised when I'm off the booze I don't feel my usual 'xiety and 'pression so feel mentally great right now. still fighting the urge to get proper steaming though I'm absolutely gagging to drink cans all day then move onto whisky until I pass out
>>218334624Having a skill was never a prerequisite for being working class mongo. Skilled grafters made up a fraction of the collective working class, which mainly consisted of mongs then and mongs today
>>218334632What do you think the b stands for?
*cracks open an ice cold lager and takes a big swig of it*aaaah man that's the stuff. Nothing else like a cold beer*lights a cigarette*
>>218334690binble
>>218334624fellaheen. as a great culture ages and dwindles, its most prominent people die out until what is left is just the residue. The bottom of the barrel. Living hand to mouth existences in mechanised, ossified states, uninterested in the ruins of their own culture.See - the late Roman cities, the Middle East or India today. Masses of low class people persisting amid ancient ruins.
you people have held me back long enough. Im moving to Horncastle
>>218334699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g35UIPqF2uY
think im going to have to take a break from the online right wing presence first thing that was sus to me was their mindless brown nosing of nick fuentes after the piers Morgan thing and now they are supporting the totally unjustified execution of a white woman by the regime?I think the online right has been deeply infiltrated
>>218334641Not that bad for England
>>218334699https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QX_zdAr1o
>>218334744and what did this have to do with British culture again?
do japanese girls really like these type of men?
Keep having dreams where I'm invited out to events by strangers out of good will but then they realise why I have no mates when I act like an autistic virginous freak
>>218334744>yank shitDon't care
>>218334744American politics is retarded. People who cried/celebrated Charlie Kirk now celebrating/crying over this woman. They need a civil war to sort it out.
>>218334744bore off you massive incel freak
>>218334798That's mad that you've posted this. I bought this game in the steam sale but haven't got around to playing it
catbergs gearing up for a scrap
>>218334744Almost as if you can form your own opinions and conclusions and don’t have to mindlessly follow Yank e-celebrities and their school tier drama
>>218334798Most women seem to prefer masculine men but some do like boyish, sadly I'm the latter.
did any of you meet your wife on /brit/?
>>218334744yeah? and the yanks worshiping a super-nonce didn't do it for you?
Three bedroom Georgian house to move you and your big white family in to for £239,950 in 100% white Horncastle in 98% white Lincolnshire
>>218334393pop quiz: who was calypso in greek mythology?
What will Britain do for the 1000th anniversary ?
>>218334835sovl
>>218334819i got it in sale too. it's alright if you like yakuza games
scotcucks do be up there being irrelevantiroids do be over there being irrelevant welshcucks do be over there shagging sheep
>>218334798bloody loved those judgement games shame we'll never get a third but with stranger than heaven, and gang of dragon on the way it's looking to be a good year for yakuza fans
>>218334827I've met my future wife at work multiple times now but they never seem to realise it
>>218334827Yeah
>>218334835where's the parking?
>>218334864I liked em until they turned into turn based shite
>>218334827
>>218334865why does every country have to be “relevant”
elizabeth holmes sex arse
Hi everyone happy birthday x
>>218334427which site is this?
>>218334847The femdom nymph who raped Odysseus
>>218334819lost judgement is the best game in the entire franchise imho
>>218334887that was the moment they peaked mong. turn based made it good instead of button mashing like a child
>>218334848Both of our countries will be completely wogged by then so won't even register in the public consciousness
And the very latest from Zion Don??
>>218334921shit opinion turn based effectively killed the franchise
>>218334933think she's dead mate
The Norman thing is like the French with Caesar. It was an objectively horrible experience for our ancestors, being a brutal conquest and bloodshed, but since it happened a long time ago and was pivotal in “our” history, forming the very language we speak and our culture, it is celebrated.
>>218334945Like A Dragon revived the franchise mate what are you talking about
>>218334933Presumably he said something based about this silly dyke
>>218334894mad that i look like this but less hairy
>>218334952would cum inside her
Kill Irish. Behead Irish. Roundhouse kick a fenian into the concrete. Slam dunk a irish baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy taigs. Defecate in a bogtrotters food. Launch irish bastards into the sun. Stir fry republicans in a wok. Toss leprechauns into active volcanoes. Urinate into a irishman's gas tank. Judo throw micks into a wood chipper. Twist red haired heads off. Report IRA terrorists to the RUC and Marines/MI5. Karate chop greenies in half. Curb stomp pregnant ninas. Trap irish in quicksand. Crush palestine dicksuckers in the trash compactor. Liquefy eires in a vat of acid. Eat irish. Dissect irishmen. Exterminate irish untermensch in the gas chamber. Stomp iroid skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate potatoniggers in the oven. Lobotomize celts. Mandatory abortions for Cailín. Grind redcrotch fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown irish in fried lamb grease. Vaporize jacksepticeyes with a ray gun. Kick old independence vets down the stairs. Feed irish to alligators. Slice catlick confederates with a longsword.
>>218334921Yeah I love clicking through menus like a pokemon game and watching 30 second animations play instead of fun brawler gameplay
>>218334952would
>>218334971all those smartarse quips. not so smart now eh
Our jonathan ross just cant say his 'r's the american jonathan ross shoots innocent women in the head
>>218334952would use her like my own living onahole
>>218334964Most of us are descended from Normans to some extentAlso it's not really celebrated is it
>>218335007>has people cook and clean for him>can relax and watch tv all day with shopper bear>no dpd drivers in sight>can shit his pants whenever he wantsTim has made it
>>218335035yeah, my grandad was called norman
>>218335018probably too high IQ for you then as it required more than one braincell to actually think through hard fights with actually difficult enemies instead of just spamming the same three kick and three punch combo
>>218334744Mong brained post
Gabby Logan sex
champers for luncheon
>>218334517You must be 18 to post here.
>>218335035Im descended from scandinavians and Irish peasants
sabrina the teenage witch sex arse ordered
>>218334971Mental how her last thoughts were "teehee i'm a gorrll, they won't shoot mee!!"
I don't really think dogs should be welcome or allowed in closed public spaces
>>218335101BVSED norse-gael bros
>>218334848Bizzare pseudo historical graphic
Employing a woman
>>218335070I beat the first turn based game and it was piss easy mate. You could clear everything by just spamming the girl character's spinning bag attack
Of course you would you specky virgins
>>218335097It's from a video, dickhead
Might cum on my own face for a laugh
Post the sexy mysterious Asian women from the Orient
>>>/gif/30091073
>>218335155
any vids of that ice shooting going about
its me and my bitch
need to sort my life out
cam on macclesfield*bang bang bang*score some fackin goals*bang bang bang*
your all so funny
Need to get drunk and take lots of drugs
>>218335169alri john
>>218335035not really most of us over 1,000 years will have at least one “norman” ancestor, as in one that came over with william or his descendants. but they didn’t stay pure and they were an army, not a full population that migrated. the vast majority of our dna remained. Even “tarqs” aren’t Normans, most of the old Norman houses from William’s army had either died out, mixed with the English or filtered into the general population by the time of The Wars of the Roses.
>>218335155i dont want to doxx myself xx
>>218335158
>>218335179my all so funny what?
Right well I'm off to generate AI porn slop again like the good slave I am
>>218335169like a renaissance painting
>>218335196>not really>here's how you're completely correctokay mate lol
Bit weird for the Home Office to create a waifu for British nationalists
lunch timefinished
>>218335007
>>218335212well that's him fried like a kipper
>>218335166Yeah 100s. You can learn a life lesson from it. Dont drive towards men with guns
>>218335219slop
>>218334969yeah that's why the gaiden games sell better then ok
>>218335218why is the home office creating propaganda cartoons against people asking them to do their job
>>218335212you said descended from normans in a context that would imply ethnically we are half “norman”It was a small army that imposed itself on the English. Only a very small fraction of your ancestors, perhaps even just one or two men, might have been “Norman”.
>>218334798It's normal in Japan for the lads to get laser hair removal on their faces and wear make-up
I'm from the Sainsburys aren't I
>>218335218>.<
>>218335169Proto deano but y'all aint ready for that conversation
>>218335263Interesting developments…
>>218335245i doubt pirate yakuza made bank compared to the others in the series.
>>218335254>you said descended from normans in a context that would imply ethnically we are half “norman”No I didn't, learn to read!
Get the Amelia sex arse made
>>218335254>in a context that would imply ethnically we are half “norman”you're just making stuff up now, sad!just admit you're wrong m8 its anonymous you're not losing any reputation
>>218335287Are these supposed to be poppies? Why is amelia like a typical leftwing e girl?
>>218335287these people are so soft in their language and so sheltered. shudder to think how they’d react to genuine white supremacists
Wonder who the chubbiest current /brit/ personality is I reckon Diego
>>218335255weird how euros and limp wristed leftypol brits are pretending she didn't deserve it
>>218335317Nah, I’m right, based and cool. You’re wrong, gay and stupid.
mad how irreversibly fucked this country is
sorry to break it to you larpers but Normans imposed their will on the country beyond just a small army occupying it. The next 1,000 years would include a lot of saxon muff getting married off and normanned by a chad king
>>218335324Rorke's gone woke
>>218335255refuse to care about this latest politicised American murder/crime story. Have actively tried to avoid it. Fucking sick of it.
>>218335219chook looks a little raw lad
In bed. Snoozing.
>>218335354you'll do fuck all about it incel *kicks sand in your pale shut-in face*
>>218335352>I’m right, based and cool. You're a right bender, based in Brighton, and cool with being fucked up the arse>You’re wrong, gay and stupid.I'm so based it's wrong, anti-gay and stupidly handsome
>>218335370
Where do babies come from?
>>218335369and it was a disaster, the british empire would extend into the andromada galaxy by now if only our superior french elites had kept themselves pure
>>218335369>muff why do english people have such awful patter
bossman at the takeaway said "enjoy your meal", I replied with "you too", followed by "sorry" and scuttled off back to my incelhouse
nta but I do live in brighton
do you think i'll ever find someone to love me?
>>218335388What the fuck is this
yesterday a girl at work told me I'm the funniest person she'd ever met, and that she wasn't sure if I even knew I was being funny. I'm basically a walking clown to these people
>>218335404people haev tae kno!!!
>>218335388>>218335418Now reply to yourself again to create a false sense of interest in your dogshit YouTube screenshot
>>218335385wank status?
>>218335404Mate you are literally never funny except when we're making fun of youI suspect this was your experience at school also
buying a weed vape the day wi ma gyro
>>218335388tfw when no purple haired racist gf
>>218335433>dogshit YouTube screenshotits the home office mate
>>218335417nh....
>>218335418Its a game apparently >>218335433Leftypol seething
>>218335428she wants to get shagged ladgo get her
>>218335442?What are you on aboutIt’s anonymous
>>218335462she has a bf but she's very fond of me
boogie2988 had a stroke apparently
ye the judgement games were good but the perving around in the school with the camera was a bit too japanese for me
>>218335452https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
>>218335456Is it one of those online training modules you have to complete
>>218335484maybe he'll get cancer too
>>218335411For me it's deliberately saying "you too" with a wink and a thumbs up
>>218335456This is the gamehttps://shoutoutuk.org/game/story.htmlIt's railroaded so that your character always renounces nationalism as le bad after your teacher talks to you even if you pick all the racism decisions
>>218335476She wants your support and someone to lean on while her bf pipes her
>>218335469So? Very easy for anyone with above 110IQ to spot particular posters
just fired up the PC and noticed I'd downloaded the entire Dolly Parton discography while steaming last night for some reason
female friend just called me telling me about her night but the signal was bad so I literally only heard "forced me to suck him off"
A woman was placed in handcuffs by police and fined £100 for feeding pigeons in London.
>>218335484how is that fat tub of lard not dead yet?
>>218335506don't even care lad, shes kinda overweight and has an annoying personality
>>218335508Not really. I think it's more a case of being here 24/7
well rorke?
>>218335503"Close- but not quite!"
>>218335508Yes 110IQ. Slightly above average Redditor range. Enough to spot potential patterns, stupid enough to believe them at face value.
>>218335509Hmm.. this post would be funnier if you typed it in a Scottish "dialect"
>>218335545I want that shirt that Elon is wearing
>>218335545yes no yes, gas yanks
>>218335508dollhouse
Y’all ever give off Rockstar Vibes??
>>218335545https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glorious_Revolution
>>218335562Scottish speech is an authentic dialect Calling it “Scots” as a language is a stretch (although that was a real language in the Middle Ages)But it is a dialect. Germany, France, Spain all have dialects. Italians can hardly understand one another. I don’t know why people in this country freak out about vernacular speech between Scots.
>>218335579More of an Earthrocker myself
>>218335579Give off more cuckold vibes desu
>>218335545No you see our billionaires are good! And yours are bad. Dont you see?
>>218335566Now there's a position we can all get behind
>>218335592>freak outBack to tiktok you yankified bitch woman whore
I give off those Rockstar Vibes smoking that sweet crystal
>>218335579virgin vibes at best
>>218335603Nah mate. As long as we kill the non descript class of “billionaires” we can live in harmony and peace forever. They invented ethnicity, religion, culture, social class. All just to divide us see. As long as the billionaires are taken care of, we will instantly live in a utopia where the old divisions of the past won’t matter.
>>218335579give off a 'Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis' (2006) when im playing table tennis
its either immigrants or billionaires rorkeno! you cant hate both thats impossible!!
>Bloody rorke letting foreigners telling us how to run things>Yes that's right Mr President, Brexit is bad and we should not do it, if only rorke would listen
>>218335672>news stories from 10 years agotake a walk outside you terminally online bastard
>>218335603The disparity of wealth on each side is huge
>>218335590I'm unsure of what the penultimate settlement of the protestant succession and the constitutional primacy of parliament has to do with the current strawmanning of rorke as a lickspittle for yanks
>>218335672he was right though brexit was the biggest mistake this country ever made. Even from an immigration perspective, the volume of africans that have come over since Is going to obliterate our country demographically.
>>2183356621) why do you hate immigrants?2) why do you hate billionaires?
>>218335701wrong
>>218335645This but the Jews
>>218335685My memory is spotless and I VILL call people out on things Already had a walk too
>>218335701>the biggest mistake this country ever made.Absolute histrionics. Ww1 will always be the biggest mistake we ever made
>>218335708They stink and I don’t like them
gonna put my tight lycra on and go inconvenience some drivers haha x
my watch the phantom menace later as it is my favourite star wars film
What if Elon was a sexy bitch instead of a doughy nerd, would you still hate him?
Playing that game now and this Amelia character seems like a blatant glowie to me
>>218335696leftypol would've been a jacobite traitor in the 1680s
Mad how there's a parallel universe where brexit failed, SARS-CoV-2 got restrained to China, and Donald Trump got laughed out of the Republican Party
>>218335708Immigrants add to the labour supply and artificially suppresses wagesBillionaires exploit workers labour by paying below the worth of the work but by arbitrary "market rates" which aren't defined
America is 50% white yet yanks talk as if they’re a white ethnostate
>>218335798what game?
ah yes the remoaners putting on the clothes of white nationalists now
>>218335739no, the 7 years war is
>>218335836They're not even 50%, they had to include brown mexicans as "hispanic white" but I've seen Better Call Saul and those mexican cartels dont look very hispanic white to me
>>218335726The West is riddled with this kind of thinking because it’s fundamentally Millenarian. Everlasting peace and prosperity is just round the corner should we kill the bourgeoisie/the jews/spread global democracy. The Nazis and the Communists were both quasi religions in this. The Thousand Year Reich and the communist workers world state. People might not believe anymore but our thinking is still deeply Christian. The funny thing is, at least Christianity says that only God himself will bring such a paradise, at the end of days. Not by human hands.
Fact check; Politicians, the media, and the public express concern that immigrants depress wages by competing with native workers, but 30 years of empirical research provide little supporting evidence to this claim. Most studies for industrialized countries have found no effect on wages, on average, and only modest effects on wage differentials between more and less educated immigrant and native workers. Native workers’ wages have been insulated by differences in skills, adjustments in local demand and technology, production expansion, and specialization of native workers as immigration rises.
brexit turned out ok in the end. Its difficult to see without going out and looking and coming to a reasonable conclusion, but the fact we now have a trade deal with the EU and also the US and other major economies means we will overtake Japan in GDP by 2030
>>218335801It's an interesting but futile exercise to try to shoehorn the contemporary post-industrial political dichotomy into historical political questionsLike how the roundheads were "left-wing" because some of the poorer ones believed in improving society somewhat
>>218335836It's the Trump effect.
>>218335836Yeah but it's the same for people who hate america who treat it like an ethnostate too (I'm not including 4chan in this where it's talked as if they're all mutts)
>>218335901>it has no effect on wages>businesses need immigrant labour!!>why?>oh...err no reasonRight
>>218335912he’s speaking in more basic termsnativist vs traitorengland vs enemies of england etc
>>218335876Yeah kill em
>>218335789it's his visible desperation to be funny while clearly being one of the least naturally funny humans i've ever heard speak that makes me hate him the most i think. >huh huh d-d-d-do a vulgar roast of someone grok huh huh th-th-this is f-funny when it when he when i tell it to d-do a vulgar roast its vulgar roasts are super ep-ep-epic huh huh
>>218335912Midwits shouldn't comment on politics
>>218335838see >>218335503
>>218335503>remember kids do NOT do a wrong think
>>218335904we will never know what brexit would have looked like because we locked down the second it happened
>>218335931why'd he get them mixed up then
>>218335960
>>218335962Hilarious that they're now scaring kids with prosecution for watching asmongold
>>218335951He tried to become cool and totally fucked it Should've gone the mysterious supervillain Lex Luthor LARP like Bezos instead of pretending to be good at Diablo (lmao) Also his cars are gay
>>218335836we never do that
>>218335918>It's the Trump effect.what i say to mum when she asks why my bedroom is smelly
off to bed
>>218335987He didn't
>>218336006if you willingly watch that smelly mong you belong in a re-education camp
>>218335927They need skilled labour that the native population pool cannot supply. It's not rocket science.
>>218336006this reminds me of that argentine propaganda thing about the falklands, it genuinely feels like a piss take
finna regurgitate this hot chocolate
>>218336052We get it, you're a leftypol mong who hates white people, fuck off
inserting /brit/ directly into my anus
here's to the brave patriots who fought to keep britain dutch
Asian Fanny vice grip
>They need skilled labour that the native population pool cannot supplylol bait
>>218336053But then you went on to say>Native workers’ wages have been insulated by differences in skills, adjustments in local demand and technology, production expansion, and specialization of native workers as immigration rises.So businesses need skilled labour the natives "cannot" supply...but they're definitely not stealing our jobs...and aren't suppressing wages because they're low-skilled jobs, but also high skilled jobs, and they're uneducated compared the natives, but they do skilled jobs we can't do?
remember that maaaate game?
>>218335904How is everyone overtaking Japan. They have 120m people and a massive manufacturing industry.
Managed to get to sleep before 5am for the first time this year.That's progress...I think?
WOO HOO
>>218336118>120m peopleWhat percentage of that is ancient boomers sucking up pensions?
>Macclesfield (Division 6) 2-0 Crystal Palace (Division 1)PHWOARPalace are the holders tooUtterly MENTAL
>>218336098Better than being Catholic
remember dont even LIKE right wing posts or you'll be put into illegal group chats and probably be arrested
>Division 1someone oldjak this cunt
>>218336116You wanna know the truth?
do aborted babies come back with the next pregnancy or is it a new baby?
>Better than being Catholiclmao
>>218336161I am facilitating understanding for the homosexuals and women of /brit/ who oft quip "did the man kick the ball?"
>>218335962The state becomes increasingly evil and pathetic as it realises its grip is waning. Until the line between the two blur.
>>218336174>>218336174>>218336174
>>218336149Fucking hell why is Macclesfield full of bantus
>>218336190wee woo wee woo early alert
I've been working on a gravity belt
>>218336077get those muslims out!!!!!
>>218336174>>218336174>>218336174>>218336174WE'RE ALL IN HERE LADS>>218336174>>218336174>>218336174>>218336174GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>218336149Why are people posting sport in my politics thread
>>218336173this is in america you dumb cunt
>>218336118their current working generation is a bunch of burned out salarymen who hate their lives and don't even have a cute waifu to go home to so they probably do the bare minimum at work then get hammered each night
>>218336157why are you playing as a girl you massive poof
*faints due to the scandalously premature new*
