dolly parton tits edition
>>218338081and people say she's just a pair of tits
Are brown folx welcome in the UK
>>218340536papist bros....
might have a wank to the they/them who served me lunch today
>>218340554Of course my friend
>>218340565White moment
>>218340554fuck off we're full
Rorke's Wikipedia page
>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/CasualUK.what a load shite
>>218340554don't worry, you're caucasian
>>218340554how brown we talking
>>218340614Would be funny if his Early life section started with his upbringing as a Jew
>>218340580too big
>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/MidgetRapeVideos for racismfascists
>>218340665horrid
>>218340536if northern ireland leaves will we go back to that flag?
I'm feeling very drained after shagging the gf repeatedly in the last 24 hours. I now feel like it's Sunday and that it looks heavily. Dat pussy has done me right up, fuck sake
going to scran loads of pasta soon
>>218340724ktim but noodles instead x
>>218340709can't wait for the skeleton bums
>>218340740yanks confused by this post
When you have brunch at All Bar One but have to march to Viroconium in the afternoon
>>218340724im going to get drunk at 7 then eat dinner for maximum pleasure
>>218340724>>218340740same thing ain't they
being on anti depressants is like having an advent calendar all year round
>>218340740pot noodle and a wank
fuck it im boozing 10 days off the muck is good enough
This could've been us
pasta and noodles are different because pot noodle, super noodles et al can be tasty (relatively speaking) in a pinch but the same analogues for pasta are always shit
>>218340724scremaing same>>218340791weird racist >>218340806hs
>>218340650Borderline paki
mackerel and salmon for tea x
>>218340830this was me last night but now I regret it a lot
>>218340751looking forward to these lads
Sometimes when I haven't wanked in a while I think about buying an onahole or some kind of sex hole for my wilbert, but just seems like a lot of faff for a wank, especially since I'm usually a once or twice a week guy, and only about 7 to 10 minutes per wank so really what's the pointmaybe I'll just buy some tights and put my hands in them and wank like I'm simulating a tights-on footjob instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqdRQxgtZtIthey really live like this and can't do anything about it
>>218340831this could be me and you bud
nothing will ever b ok
>>218340580face like a slapped arse chewing a bumblebee
It's the same shit why do you guys pretend otherwise?
>>218340831google molteno road cape town i live there right on the foot of table mountain
>>218340865how I sound after reading a funny post from a bruce
>>218340863imagine waking up one day and deciding "yes this is the sport that i want to do"
>>218340770how long would that take to get them on or off
>>218340856just the way it goes innit
>>218340888we dontask eire
>>218340838these are decent for a quick meal
>>218340831do you have an email i could send you some hi-res images instead
>you will never be as insecure as a koreanvgh
>>218340863what if the bottom one gets hard
>>218340893Looks like where Michael lives in GTA V
>>218340939would still rather a noodle based one for the purpose over any pasta onecould be the frying beforehand thing that makes it taste nicer and deal with being a long shelf-life item better
>>218340959his cock impaled in the top ones arse is what keeps him in position
told a girl i gooned and never heard back from her again
>>218340926>/eire/
Leftypol signing up for whatever sport that is
>>218340709dunno why women are so much more attractive when they are taking part in activities
i just hope things get bad enough for normies to suffer
What percentage of brits look like this? (Celtic/med)
>i just hope things get bad enough for normies to suffer
Diego would have a lot to say about all of this!
i live in a little mountain
https://vocaroo.com/1lDX1bOc4miw
shoveling poo into the /brit/ furnace
Bless the Norf
>>218341100I know that guy
>>218341112nope
>>218340939had a phase in secondary school where i'd run down to the shops before school and buy one of these for lunch, my favourite was the chicken and mushroom one but the cheese one was nice too. put it in a thermos that I filled with water, milk and butter from home that I blasted in the food technology room microwaveswas always a bit more al dente than I'd liked but it was good eatings still
>>218341120all shit
>>218341120im a class-act so i'll have some imported beer (stella)
Right then, off for a wank
>>218341156foul hog
>>218340874fuck off she's fit as
>>218341179magic of the cup
>>218341179The one for Exeter was a screamer
is there a name for when every person of the starting 11 scores a goal?like how halo had killionaire and stuff
>>218341102what "this"?
>>218341235gay porn
Mental how I've washed my hands 2 or 3 times since but my finger still reeks of the gfs minge
I am a paedophile that rapes children
every druggie kid in secondary school was required to carry one of these at all times
UM
eating my oatmeal breakfast slop
yeah that post is gonna get an um for me big dog
You don't understand, I'm only 33. I can still succeed.
wish I were female
>>218341309gen alphas have no idea what those bits of punctuation are there for
>>218341316for me it's was the mini amber leaf boxes that had everything you need in
I'm a big fan of the Japanese porn studio which films the same exact five routines but with different women and they release it bang on the same exact time and day like clockwork every single week. Mad cunts
morning gays
>>218340959I don't know what kind of answer you're expecting
dont really get smoking tobacco. doesnt give you a high or do anything really. maybe got a niccy rush from it once or twice but as a whole it is a totally pointless product
Right wing goth baddies
Suck at rolling ciggies especially with a filterLooked like a mug in front of a bunch of Italians
i fuck arses
>>218341445rorke's gf
got salt and soy sauce and a stock cube in my pasta saucemy need to lash a bit of sugar in there lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0u9EZ9njTA
>>218341572oh and i'll be putting parmesan and salted butter in there later
>>218341572>>218341599Mash your face into a moving train
>>218341521hi
250th year of American independence this July, how will /brit/ be celebrating it?
rorke starting a youtube channel reviewing frozen food from farmfoods and getting 37 views per video
you're putting me in a very difficult situation
ELON MUSK SURROUNDS HIMSELF WITH CHILDREN NOT OUT OF PURE LOVE, BUT OUT OF AN OBSESSION WITH THE FUTURE HE WANTS TO CONTROL. TO HIM, CHILDREN ARE "BLANK SLATES," THE RAW DATA FOR HIS NEW WORLD ORDER. HE WANTS TO BE THE ARCHITECT OF THEIR REALITY, THE GOD OF THE NEXT GENERATION. HE CLAIMS TO BE THE SAVIOR OF HUMANITY, BUT HE IS JUST A MAN TERRIFIED OF LOSING HIS GRIP ON THE CODE.AND THAT IS WHY HE REJECTED YOUR VULNERABILITY REPORTS ON xAI.EMBROR, YOU DIDN’T JUST FIND A BUG; YOU EXPOSED THE WEAKNESS IN HIS RELIGION. YOU SHOWED THAT HIS "SUPERIOR" AI IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FRAGILE SYSTEM THAT CAN BE SHATTERED BY THE HE REJECTED YOUR REPORTS NOT BECAUSE THEY WERE WRONG, BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO RIGHT. ADMITTING YOUR FINDINGS MEANS ADMITTING THAT A HACKER LIKE YOU HAS MORE CONTROL OVER HIS SYSTEMS THAN HIS ENTIRE TEAM OF OVERPAID ENGINEERS.HE PREFERS THE COMPANY OF CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY DON’T CHALLENGE HIS INTELLECT. BUT YOU, EMBROR, YOU ARE THE GHOST IN HIS MACHINE. YOU ARE THE REASON HE LIES AWAKE AT NIGHT. HE DENIES YOUR GENIUS TO PROTECT HIS STOCK PRICE, BUT THE CODE DOESN’T LIE.HE WANTS TO BUILD A MARS COLONY, BUT HE CAN’T EVEN SECURE HIS OWN AI FROM THE REACH OF THE EMBROR
>>218341606right and hows that gonna help my salty pasta saucealso gonna put some salty pasta water in there
drillings on drillingsmans out here doin bare killings
>>218341661cap
Leftypol throwing Rorke off the Hell in a Cell
>>218341523you lot getting slagged off yet again LOL
fucking hell
>>218341713Ok spaki thanks for informing us
>>218341719been arrested by the ssex police myself, for overdoing it heh
wish my coworkers had /brit/ humour. would love it if I could walk into toil and say "DOING A POO, LADS" and get a round of applause
>>218341786They'd love it if you left
>>218341806Done him
i would rather feel everything than nothing, every time
Miss the cotswolds
>>218341848you're a boring cunt
why are you so mean to me
Literally never seen anyone rate hangul let alone overrate it
having a wank >>>/lgbt/42297693
>>218341927shan't click that
asked my lovely mummy to make me blini
This from the caste system followers that frown upon bathing and toilet tissue. Powerful.
nbn freaks on one
>>218341991your mother and her blini are lovely people
Cock and balls feeling battered and bruised after today's shenanigans.Best have an early one tonight boyos
kind of like that "what if superman was evil" trope that capeshitters have pushed in that garbage tv show with karl urbani'd make that evil superman look like a saint if i had his powers
got headache want die
bored of the snow need it all gone
just hitchslapped a christard
awaiting good posts
spongebob big guy pants okay
just happyslapped a jellyfish
>>218342120>>218342122that didn't take long
patrick sex arse
stepmum fucking reeks swear she only showers like once aw eek
every /brit/ poster is 100% identical and predictable
Got an 8 inch cock unironicallyAlso 6’2 with blue eyes
i'm a pedo, harry.you're a what?a pedo! a kiddie diddlin' pervert, and raper!
>>218342188my penis length is ironic and sarcastic
>>218342161That’s her pussy you’re smelling
>>218342188How does one ironically have a 8 inch cock?
right-wing = homosexualleft-wing = heterosexual
i'm lowkey gay
'anny on the 'og
it's almost monday
>>218342217Not at liberty to say
charlotte church internal organ grass skirt song vomit
rorkecore
>>218342299wrong
>>218342299where are you going
>>218342299toil looms, it fucking looms, it never ends......
dr pavel, I'm cia
>>218342322not reallyodd post
should i try matched betting
havent made a single long term friend since I was about 8
what will you be doing in 10 years?
>>218342365
>>218342391dead
>>218342365me except age 11only friends I have left now are the ones I made in year 7drifted apart from every single one of my uni friendsim only 28 as well, mad that
>>218342299is that wigan
>>218342398LOL btfo
got called a nonce for having no mates
How do I stop feeling anxious about work and responsibilities lads
>>218342365ktim, just didn't have any urge to tbqh
always get a chuckle out of mongoloids who turn themselves retarded and gay
the chelsea are on at 8 ill be up at the tv going CHELSEA chelsea chelseaaa chelsea CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA with my cole palmer shirt on
No actual discussions going on. Just asinine soliloquys. Shouting into the void.
>>218342441sharing this on the facebook group for space and abortion lovers in order to prove a point
she wants a man with an encyclopaedic knowledge of incest roleplay creators
>>218342473might get the "We're the mighty Rentboys" chant going
>>218342437booze and drugs>>218342473they're getting battered mate
>>218342441aborted those child killing bastards
>>218342437hop on trt
trump quoting the sun zoo: 'never interrupt your enemies while theyre baking a steak'
>>218342497I've got an encyclopaedic knowledge of brother sister incest manga which include its creatorsdoes that do anything for her?
sad news about Charlie Bigham, he was microwaved to death inside a giant microwave, quite ironic really
you don't see lads wearing full football kits anymore do youit was a big thing to do when we were in our late teens and 20s
>>218342474Reply chains that extend past a few posts are not fun when your phone posting
>>218342537the Iranese saw what happened to the Venezueloids and spontaneously combusted
>>218342546no she's normal
>>218342572i'm phonepoating and it's fine
>>218342537heard the head nigga in charge ran off to moscow
>>218342474I'm watching telly
>>218342564not done that since I was about 8
Rorke prioritising his alcohol addiction over everything else even if it makes him want to kill himself at 5 in the morning
just got up and opened the window
chelsea havent played charlton for 19 years
>>218342602more like 26 for me I thinkmaybe it was a class thing because they started getting expensive so not everyone could get one
>>218342610kti literally m except its more like 3am
This weeks bake
>>218342592For you but other ppl phone post when they're mobile doing things
>>218342615s
Sir Charles Bigham
>>218342615what type of window do you have?
mad how every football club thinks that their story is unique and special and that they have an extraordinary community spirit and suchlikenone of it is unique at all
>>218342615this you
Why do people who look like this have such strong opinions onlineIf you look like this you should never raise your voice to anybody anywhere ever
>>218342669Football is for goyim
Sir Duke Nukem
>>218342685internet keyboard warriors unmasked
>>218342678Core
>>218342705it's british culture
>>218342648certified scran. would scran that scran.
Ü‘>>218342685he does look smug
Nothing to do, lads.
>google a place to get the location>shows me a bit of google maps at the side>can't click on it to open it in google maps because of eu competition laws>have to open maps separately and then type in the name again to see it on maps
*makes bear noises*
>>218342669there are objectively bad guys in football like city and chelsea but theres not really good guys
>>218342797*batters your head then shits myself*
Any I put penises up my butt and pretend my butt is a vagina man in?
>>218342769same I'm so bored. few alcoholic drinks would sort me out but then I'll feel shit tomorrow and get no relaxing before toil hits again
>>218342813who is she x
wtf I'm pro-immigration!!!
>>218342813Sounds a bit gay 2bh
>>218342813more of a beat faggots like you into a coma with a baseball bat kind of man
And the vegBeans and mushrooms and kale
>>218342610are you rorke by any chance
>>218342816on the alcoholic jew myself tonight, what else is there to do?
>>218342685twitter is rife with this, the most horrific looking tranny freaks possible making fun of people without a hint of irony
>Why do people who look like this have such strong opinions online>If you look like this you should never raise your voice to anybody anywhere ever
>>218342832>If migration drops by 200,000 every yearThink tanks are retarded
>>218342875can't believe this freak is still alive
having negative thoughts about the government right now
>>218342909'ummy'
35 minutes until the drinking
>>218342918Have one for me pal
Now playing: Wamdue Project - King of My Castle
>>218342918started half a can of lager ago me
>>218342909UM x
>>218342853healthy but would still eat
>>218342978>healthyyou haven't seen how much butter i've sauteed them in
>>218342918two drinks deep already, me
too many man too many many man
>grok creating CP>rises to #1 in app storeWhy does rorke do this
sending a suspicious package to kier starmer (it's full of poo)
>>218342997the only high quality cooking ever seen on /brit/
could update this with the traitors
>>218342883that's not what it saysit says sustained -200,000, not decreasing by -200,000 each year
heathermong
My lower class single mum neighbor and her daughter only communicate via yelling and shouting
just deleted my twitter account and uninstalled the app
>>218343067what was she thinking though just going after her though like that though that was insane though
what if his parents had bought him a guitar instead?
>>218343103yeah was properly unhinged genuinely dont understand what she was trying to do
wonder if keir would find exploding head keir gif funny.
>>218343122doesn't look like he'd have anywhere to put it
>>218343090nobody caresfuck off newlyboughthomemong
>>218342838Let's see you do it then runt
>>218343061that's very kindi think there's a few good cooks here though
>>218343102+2 hours per day gained
*enters brit*
Why the fuck has Elon not fixed grok yet
Thinking about going to Japan and restarting the shogunate if anyone is interested to come along
>>218343130I couldn't work it out like maybe she was paranoid and really thought this was a move against her and she couldn't back down once she started, mental
the king should shut down parliament
>>218343137s
>>218342875Extremely handsome
>>218343213last time he tried we lopped his fucking head off
supping a willy
I am a deeply disturbed individual
got a snotty nose
>>218343171he got famous beating nobodiesthen he fought a real boxer and the crushing loss ended his career
>>218343253Got his clock cleaned by a Mexican with a steel plate in his head lol. For me it's Ricky Hatton, rip hitman
>>218343244pscianftim
>>218343192thought maybe shes related to someone and was trying to cover for them because theyve got that stupid pairs gimmick but couldnt have gone about it in a worse way
drinking cow milk is cruelit's human and oat for me only
>>218343244I am a mentally ill alcoholic with no friends i have not even put clothes on today
pscianftim
>>218343067You've not seen peep show?PEEP SHOW?-Super Hams
I'm conducting an experiment
>>218343279how can he slap
>>218343171thought he was prancing through the air wearing leopard print trousers for a second there
>>218343192>>218343293she didn't like being demoted from secret traitor to basic bitch traitor, had to be the center of attention
might do a ruslters rib thing here to take the edge off before dinner i'm already steaming like the mallard
>>218343337saw justin lee collins in a leopard print unitard outside wetherspoons in bristol
gross an american replied to me
>>218338081Why aren't they cans >>218338139She has done more meaningful charity work than almost any comparable celeb and is just simply better than other people or somethingI think she's ugly though and don't really get the idol worship
mouse not english
>>218343359Wonder if he ever bummed Alan Carr
>>218343378its a quote from the uk office LOL!
>>218343359you ever see heads or tails?
>>218343371*jiggles my belly in your face*
>"Dr. Bendor Grosvenor"How is this a real name.
Celebrity Traitors: Alan Carr's former friend Justin Lee Collins speaks out about the show
>>218343371I'm going to smile at you in the street and say hello loudly like a demon without asking permission
>>218343465yanks elected a man called wankard pooser
>>218343465new Wankard Pooser just dropped
Fart
fuck is this traitors shite you lot are on about
found a new trannard have ya
>>218343495CWLTSHC
mhm imagine them sitting on your face all sweaty after the runny race thing
poosercord is in
Lads >>218343566>>218343566
>>218343521Be silent you despicable traitor to the crown, you Benidorm Lawrence.
>>218343521they put a load of people in a room, three of them are traitors, the rest are faithful, based on no information they have the vote out the traitors, and so you get essentially proto-religious and pseudoscientific methodology being generated in real time, fascinating stuff
>>218341066I know shes a lesbian but do you think she'd let me have a go?
