Me at the corner shop pick n' mix edition
wanking
>>218343566For me it was those white chocolate buttons with multicoloured sprinkles If we're talking not just pick n mix I'd throw in a fruit roll upChocolate's its own class never really bought that. But I liked a Lion bar
I'm going to say what we're all thinking. Pretty girls with large chebs are absolutely PENG!
'ate sharterzoomgroids, me
have no idea how so many people think this flu is worth going to A&E for. maybe I just don't have it that bad yet
mad how they always vote the ethnics out first on traitors
Couldn't be arsed to make dinner yet so scran is a bowl of random shite. Nutes, shortbread, a piece of fudge. Picky bits left over from Christmas hehe
>>218343639"This" flu? There's a "this flu" now?
>>218343535just got a lob on
best pick n mix was sour feijoasyous probably don't even have them
>>218343622true
Brutal mogging
Word on the street X the Iranian Islamists might lash out in their dying moments
Make Europe European again
head hurtsmight have to kill myself
>>218343690All 3 of them are chopped>>218343692could not give a fuck about the happenings in sand nigger central
I like the foam bananas, I like the jelly babies, I like the milk bottles, I like the fudge
>>218343566for me it was sour apples and the blue dolphins
why don't the muslim iranians just deport the secular ones? Everyone likes persians, I would a persian woman
Being profound
watching south park im like butters lo lo lo
>>218343718>Me? I'm a 1/10 incel who will ONLY settle for 8's and up.
>>218343729they all kuffar
>>218343710do this
Being rotund
Persian girls between the ages of 11 and 18 can come here
some days i think i look cute and others i'm the ugliest bitch on this planet
just took a big bite of stilton
>>218343805Let me see u. Do you have a fat arse?
>>218343842noyes
going to watch a film so won't be posting so I can pay attention to the film
>>218343771love pi me
>>218343864Well I've got a big willy and you're not allowed to see it.
>>218343805lucky. im ugly everyday
>>218343868what film
>>218343805bet you look cute all the time fat arsed freak
Did Spurs wash all their shirts on too high a wash or something
>>218343889leon
>>218343896i look like i have cancer probably highly deficient in several essential vitamins and minerals
>>218343900this problematic. reported to starmer
Mental that women exist. Completely different animals
suck mummy's finger?
>>218343948just eat your greens nigga
Fat niggas will get run over by an 18 wheeler but pull still down they shirt before dying
Thinking of making a nsfw post of the GAY variety
>>218344048LOLE!
>>218344048lol
>>218343889the conversation
SMELL IT
>>218344032really preaching to the choir with this onetold them that the other day but NOOOO they need a fucking blood test before changing anything
bunny
>>218344048fucks sake this made me giggle like a schoolgirl
people who want footballers to earn less money want to take food from their children's table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfpaEY1h4Q
can't post that
wish someone would take food from my table fat cunt that I am
>>218344114you dont get it how will i know if i was ever deficient if i make changes before getting the test it;s just not scientific
>>218344188awaiting the tracklib breakdown
>>218344165
Crazy how faggots exist. Can't imagine having a brain that defective.
>>218344188I studied at BIMM and was taught by one of the prodigy members
every time the government intervenes in the economy we get closer to serfdom
just rolled over rorke with a steamrolled and flattened him into a pancake, before taking air pump and pumping him back up, but accidentally doing a bit more then letting go and having him fly away like a balloon
>>218344259ummy
>>218344270that's very cool, so you work in music or sound now?
>>218344280scr
>>218344259phwooooar
>>218344255bnuy
>>218343900Here are some anime-inspired gacha characters who are all English.
where's toby and the other one
>>218344259holy plapoli
in all seriousness what is europe going to do when the us shatters nato
>>218344343nothing really
>>218344343beg poland for protection and watch greece be immediately attacked by turkey
>>218344324toby's out on the pull
america: "we are the biggest military and economy on earth"china:"we will rival americas economy"europe:"we are nice and tolerant"
post the webm of keely's arse
>>218344343not my problem
>>218344048>pull still down
>>218344304noI dropped out and gave up music:(
i thought brits were big drinkersexpected you higher up
>>218344412This post was flagged by Keir Starmer's Ministry of Sarcasm for review
What are the advantages of pc posting rather than phone posting? Wondering whether to get a cheap laptop
>>218344412me as an anthropomorphised rat chef: you want cheese with that?
carlybender boy milk slurp
>>218344467Phone posting takes ages
>>218344426
>>218344457Used to be until New Labour decided to pozz pub culture
>>218344426haven't got it m8. will this gif of a truck about to crash do instead?
>>218344467zoomer
>>218344512ummy
well that's a still from hit canadian television production "heated rivalry"
>>218344523y + ummy = yummy
>>218344483Not really
>>218344471yes please! i’ll be pleased to have some cheese!
young rodders
>>218344598s
>>218344598ahaha plonker
any boozeman in
>>218344625screm
>>218344625What a great idea
it's over for us dicklet bros
>>218344625why would anyone be a waiter on roller bladesjust accidents and embarrassment waiting to happen. a humiliation ritual
>>218344625enters the thread
>>218344625screm!
>>218344625s
>>218344670arianaposter exposed
>>218344670probably wouldn't affect his day to day life if he didnt tell everyone about it
>>218344694saw this just therelove gio x
haven’t kissed a girl since I was 15
>>218344694having an out of body experience realising somebody gets to lay on top of her for 2 minutes or so
haven’t kissed a girl
>>218344771poof
I kissed a girl and I liked it
>>218344804UM
i've kissed more men than i have women
/brit/ used to be popping off on a sat nighta shadow of its former self
>>218343757Haven’t been able to enjoy South Park as much since I became blackpilled on Joos as a teen. Used to like Kyle but now it’s like he’s a repugnant stain while the other three main boys are fine.
>>218344856Everyone's out doing their new years resolution activities, they'll be back next week no doubt
good question John
don't hear the term queer street anymore
>>218344887why is everyone pretending she didn't ask for it
>>218344856190 is coming back and bringing loads of his friends
If your wife's had husband died and she had a daughter do you get responsibility over her if your wife dies?
>>218344925
>>218344925what
Trust the plan. Patriots in control.
that's a bloke right?
I see all the assorted simps and retards are in.
>>218344961If your wife dies does your stepdaughter stay with you?
>>218344925Yh you get to shag her and everything. It’s like if you get rescued at sea, the rescuer has ownership of your boat
>>218345003well now that you're here, yea
>>218344915based lobotomised cuck
>>218345003in Canada yeah haha
They call it the laws of the sea
>>218343659scremaing done that freka>>218343648blog on snorelord
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAINUNCS CRASHING OUTONG:skullemoji:
Why are men like this?
this fucking faggot just called me a sheep shagger on instagram
>>218345107because they wouldn't let us go lower than 20
Matched with girl on tinder, her bio says she's a "partially retired party girl" can someone translate that
>>218345147didn't call him a liar though
>>218345147youve been done
>>218345107thank god they made 20 the lowest age
walking my date back to her parent's house in sandbanks
she was in sane for this
>>218345147looks hot
2 tbsp beetroot powder, 6g l-citrulline, and 2 tbsp black maca powder
>>218345162slut
post THAT webm
>>218345162Don't worry about it.
>>218345189
>>218345107never searched for 20-24 year old o n the hub
>>218345162Just a little bit of mileage is all. The past is the past THOUGH.
>>218345147Wouldn’t say that to me if he saw me. You probably look like a victim
>>218345107the female reproduction capabilities have an expiration datethe male reproduction capabilities do not
>>218345277ummypops
>>218345275top G
>>218345218no one has
>>218345275the man himself
>>218345277idgi
>>218345189https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1767887267578403.mp4
>>218345206that’s a man
my best month. thank you dutiful taxpayer !!!
>>218345333so close!! actually she's a woman
leftypol daydreaming about how he can become a martyr for brown people
>>218345318incel like you and me = sexual assultfrom chad = she wants to fuck him there and then
>>218345359You're welcome, son.
>>218345277If it was me she would call the police haha
In bed. Farting. Z.
I’ve arsed up my life
>>218345059Not an argument
>>218344467Do you just not have a computer at all? I don't either except for the work one but don't use it for anything outside of work
got the footy on
>>218345359You're welcome Mohammed.
>>218345359Surely you can find a more recent image on Facebook
/brit/ is like Pokemon cards Diego: Base set 1st edition shadowless Charizard Mousey: Pocket Monster Pikachu Illustrator Spaino: Mickey Pearce
um it was her right to run over an officer of the law when she was being arrested!! why can't americans understand this :/
>>218345461I have a laptop but its not cheap and dont wanna get in the habit of using it for browsing in case of viruses
lads get this. My cousin married a guy who was born on the exact same day as me. Mad that innit? We were probs chilling in the hospital together
>>218345462Celtic v Dundee United I assumr
>>218345456Ballsed it up. Total write-off. There needs to be a new start!
>>218345479>Mickey Pearce LAV IT
>>218345501>virusesfucking hell grandad
>>218345479screaming v good post
>>218345510A real jezzing
screaming at how smug she looked blocking the road chatting shit
Can anyone tell me if they started coming to Brit only recentlyBy your own definitionJust wondering if/how we ever get new blood here or if it's just a permanent population decline
>>218345524Im no computer nerd do they not exist any more or something
Thoughts on german men?
>>218345504ever see her tits
>>218344925Stepdaughter isn't a legal term it's just a conventionIf you legally adopt the child you remain the adoptive parent. If not, before and after, you're legally just some guy. There's no connection. Stepfather isn't a legal term
>>218345565ignore that fgt just use linux and keep your shit updatedand turn off javascript for most websites
send me that video of the rizzler you were talking about
I wish people knew me by my posts. I noticed some lads clocked my gimmicks and organically started calling me "ComedianLad" but it didn't catch on that much.
>>218345147Maybe stop shagging sheep then
>>218345558been here all summer
>>218345573Mad that Jonathan ross shot her in her undeniably smug face
"What are you gonna do huh, shoot me?"Last known words of woman before getting shot
I’m a good person.My parents raised me right.
We don’t do that in Germany
politics outside of /pol/
heatherfreak in the process of mentally breaking down pathetically lmao
>>218345645psc
>>218345624alri desperate to be noticed lad
>>218345703okay
>>218345558Don't remember exactly when I arrived. Some point in the last 2 or 3 years. Before that I had been on r9k and /britfeel/ since 2015. The speed of /brit/ appealed to me greatly since I play on my computer all day.
>>218345618Just trust the experts x
>>218345618redditors are not human
>>218345713alri
sometimes you gotta bitch outcant remain strong all the time
>>218345558found /brit/ in about 2021. was a /sp/ lad before that and first started posting on /b/ in about 2006
>>218345321Sending this to the boys
BASED Pauline Hanson the next PM of Australia!
The EU 4chan delegation STRONGLY CONDEMNS the conduct of /brit/ today and hopes that /brit/ will find that it CANNOT ignore the rules of 4chan as set forth by the United Union Of Jannies
>>218345501Oh you're a retard then alright no worries
>scroll down /brit/>perfectly normal thread>leaf raving about how someone is 'breaking down' againnot well that lad
>>218345558I dunno how old /brit/ is or how long I've been here but I started using the chins around 09
wildcard weekend starts soon de lads
which of the sins do you think is the worst and which do you think is the most forgivable sin?
I don't think I've taken any meaningful action to protect against viruses in like 15 years
Just seen a fat woman on insta with a better running pace than me need to fucking lock in now this is a joke
>>218343619they were absolutely grim
My ancestors were on the Mayflower but accidentally purchased return tickets. ;)
When I were 15 I used to play Xbox live with the boys everydayThen I decided to tryhard at school and ditched the video games because I wanted to get into Cambridge Now I’ve got no mates and play ps5 on my own every night
>>218345920Where’s his kippah?
>>218345841Oh that's a mentally long gap actually
i've been using 4chan since it started in 2003 but i have never once posted on /a/ and i hate anime
>>218345939reckon a browser is the biggest secourity risk on your pc nowadays you have to be borderline retarded to get a virus
>>218345959what do you play lad
>>218345950All the worst goyslop imaginable, as it were. Those were the days
>>218345456ktim turned 35 last year and finally went from 65kg to 73kg.
>>218345959At least you have your memories of Cambridge
>>218345961Up your nan's twat
>>218345978Unc cant comprehend moving comics
Never done much with it but I think I'm pretty eloquent. And by that I mean not illiterate. I see some of the emails and text output people do at work (client facing stuff, so not just internal) and it's fucking awful
>>218345990stardew valley
>>218346010scramign
>>218345979>reckon a browser is the biggest secourity risk on your pc nowadaysconsidering that's what most people are using most of the time, yeahand they're huge and getting increasingly complex all the time (meaning a larger potential attack surface)
I'm about 35 stone is that big or not really
>>218345978I like Japan and I have sort of liked some anime but it's a bit drekky at times
>>218345959
>>218346010you aight yankee
>>218345992don't get me wrong I'm a big fan of cheap and nasty confectioners' chocolate, especially those 19p flapjacks from heron, but the snowies/jazzies were fucking rank
For personal use you don't even really need a pc anymore. It's just a bigger screen to use an internet browser on innit
>>218345990Sonic racing crosswords atm>>218346009didn’t actually get into Cambridge and went to Bristol instead
-4 feels like -14
love eating complete shite, mefeel proper invincible, never going to face any consequences for what I eat
Business idea: connecting your phone to an external monitor for better phone posting experience. Why is no one working on this
(8) in the beginning was the word and the word was with god (8)
>>218346074Did you go to that pub with the ten pin bowling alley in the basement ?
never felt more ashamed as a coomer than when I wanked over uncle monty from withnail & I
>>218346085
I need a devilishly handsome telly presenter, yclept bradders
>>218346108With God? I thought it went the word was god.
>>218345959Touching blogpost but I don't think the then and now are really connected
>>218346068if web use is literally all you're doing, i guess>>218346099i've never bothered to look it up but i would bet it already is a thing
got "this flu"hard to breathheadachepounding heartaching
>>218346074Got kicked out of lizard lounge for aggressively snogging an upper class Pakistani bird for over an hour there once
I am currently monitoring the situation and I hope that it improves to a point where both sides can come to an agreement
spent £1000 on a laptop and only use it for 4chan and youtube
>>218346236Bizarre lie
Lana sit on my face
this (strain of the) flu is doing quite a number on some isn't it
>>218346178the word was with god, and the word was god, innit
>>218346247The good news is if you use it with Linux and treat it carefully it'll basically last you until the end times
>>218346235roke's wip
>>218346099have you ever heard of "casting" or "mirror to screen"
>>218346249Why would I lie about something so specific mate
>>218346292No what does one need to do this? Is that chrome cast?
>>218346299You tell me
*does the '6 7' thing*
>>218346178why u finishing the quote my G
love scranning uncooked tortellini
>>218346323*gingernonce freaks out and does a melty*
I hugged a dog but the love was not reciprocal and it bit me
>>218346099android feature that ios doesn't have, as usual
*leaves*
>>218346318Had enough of your nonsense
>>218346264honestly thought i was about to have a heart attack or a stroke because of the symptoms
What’s a computer?
>.<
im santan dave from the wog music
>>218346299liars tend to add unnecessary detailnot saying you're lying, since i'm not an incel so it's not a particularly unbelievable story
>>218346367
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Never you mind :)
Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid