Pat Bateman editionPrevious: >>218329392
I like syphilis
jews
American Psycho is a trash movie
I want to visit Japan but I don't want to have to GO to Japan. Know what I mean? Japan should be a streaming service.
>I want to visit America but I don't want to have to GO to America. Know what I mean? America should be a streaming service.
>>218342297>t. Franz Kafka
>>218342215You shut your godamned mouth
i want to visit Greece but i know that i'd just be disappointed when it's not like 700 B.C.
>>218342215You should read the book.
Do you want total warThrow out Christ and bring back Thor?Do you want total warUnleash the beast in man once more?Do you want total warDance and do the lion's roar?
>you should read a novel written by a womanlol
Even in high school I only ever dated women over the age of 30.
>>218342504Frankenstein is good thoughever
>>218342504booklet detected
>>218342297America is a streaming service and it's being beamed into your head 24/7
>>218342215Name a movie you likeIf you say anything by a Russian I'm going to your house and killing you
>>218342555russia le bad
I have never read a physical book cover to cover and I find it hard to believe anyone does that? What a huge waste of time
>>218342555>Name a movie you like Nightcrawler
>>218342357>700 bcMy nigga in zeus it's 440bc or bust
>>218342506Based actually. I bet the sex was always great
>>218342504Don't call Bret Easton Ellis a woman
>>218342215but my alpha sigma male edits say it's cool
>>218342504Read Jane Austin >>218342506Uh, based???
>>218342639
>son Kelly of The Observer notes that while "some countries [deem it] so potentially disturbing that it can only be sold shrink-wrapped", "critics rave about it" and "academics revel in its transgressive and postmodern qualities"
>>218342638
>>218342555my fav movie is one flew over the cuckoo's nestit's perfect
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>>218342870that movie caused reagan to shut down the mental asylums
hello
>>218342776 Disturbia starring Shia
eating a gigantic chocolate chip cookie.
>>218342897he actually did it for the bantz
>>218342928Never saw that one actually. Loved nightcrawler, though. I made my wife watch it and she never forgave me
undercooked frozen pizza award
>>218342930Enjoy your colonoscopy
>>218341957No>>218342104Thanks!>>218342113Its a 3 week trip and I'm going to a ton of other places too, lots of nature stops in Montenegro and Macedonia
>>218342215Cool it with the antisemitic remarks
colonoscopies are for doctors to enjoy, not patients
>>218343048not sure what that has to do with eating a gigantic chocolate chip cookie.
i would totally unironically rather kill myself than stop smoking. cigarettes are the only joy in my life rn. i used to love sleeping too but now i have at least 3 nightmares every night so i hate it
>>218343087Wait and see
>>218342870it's great but american psycho is better. that's my favorite movie
>>218342622I've read a few novels although maybe not "cover to cover" because I skip the contents and the author biography etc
sitting in one’s truck should be performed daily. every day when one’s body and mind are at peace, one should sit in one’s truck
>>218343036when making frozen mozzarella sticks always, always remember to take them out a couple minutes before the recommended time.
maybe i'm a bad evil person and i deserve this illness and this shitty life
>>218343170You should get a hobby
>>218343170are you a character of a dostoevsky novel
>>218343036I like that shit runny. I like that shit goopy. I like it goopin and runnin
If Jesus just listened to law enforcement I wouldn't have to go to fucking church every Sunday
>>218343182raskolnikov is literally me
>new phone has fallen down 3 times alreadywtf/ is this bad omen?
>>218343113>that's my favorite movie You can't be the goat with that as your favorite movie. Name your 2nd favorite now to redeem yourself
>>218343191*Gordon Ramsay voice*It's RAW
After the revolution leftist women will be the servants and housemaids of right-wing women and their huge familiesIf you read anything they write it's obvious they want this to happen
>>218343209the new aluminum iPhones are basically aircraft.
>>218343036If it's undercooked you could just put it back into the oven for little a bit
>>218343199It would be saturday instead so no real difference
Do you really want to annex Canada ?It's a cold California with a lot of browns. 20% of Canadians are immigrants.
stop injecting politics here
How much do eggs cost in your area?
>no podcasts or youtube uploads on the weekend
>>218343214
>>218343277i don't think a single american originally thought of doing that and anyone who says so is just parroting whatever (((trump))) says
I went to an Italian place with my familia and I ate so much pizza and lasagna that afterward I was scared I would shit myself in public. Thank God that ordeal passed
I am Jacks total lack of self awareness in social situations
>>218343254i already let it cool down, it wouldn't have cooked right
Drunk at 10:41 on a Saturday
Why do Canadians and Danes act like us making a reasonable offer to buy some land is a declaration of WW3? You aren't really worth physically invading, and if the psychos in charge of this country thought it would be cost effective we would have done it already because we don't care about NATO at all.
whom /retard/?
>>21834328720 dollars a month
>>218343415Me. I am
oh my god catberg fuck off i do not want to play with you right now
>>218343315 I don't watch non english speaking movies
>>218343415Yes I belong to that category
>>218343434hows it hanging big guy?
>>218343403>Why do Canadians and Danes act like us making a reasonable offer to buy some land is a declaration of WW3? You don't take NO for an answer lol
>>218343415Retarded and proud right here brother
>>218343498Why doesn’t Greece accept Turkey’s very reasonable territorial claims then?
Not having any money or knowing where to buy cocaine are really getting in the way of my plans to develop a coke habit
why the fuck do i need a prescription to get the pinworm medicine that actually works
>>218343456It's tough out here for a tard but I'm managing for now
>>218343543My drug dealer going to prison really put a hamper on things since I’m not in college anymore and it’s hard to find one now
>>218343549Are you gay
>>218343539 What territorial claims?
>>218343631>pretending to not know
>>218343403stop injecting politics here and stop acting on behalf of every other American. Don't say "us" when there is no US deciding things, I don't want to buy land, I don't want to engage in external affairs. I just want to be happy and for my neighbors to be happy.
>>218343539Greece should have retaken constantinople but medieval europe was pretty backward and could never unify enough to actually kick the roaches out. I mean hell, if anyone had even cared they never would have taken it in the first place
>>218343679 What does that have to do with America not accepting No to their offers?
A group of frogs is called an "army".
>>218343743 Profound
uh oh, don't do it!
>>218343743why did he miss the baby
collectivism has done irreversible damage to humanity
>>218343830 Wow
what is the kkk like these days
>>218343867Incest and meth
i have the best parents in the world. it's unreal how much they love me unconditionally
Idk, I'm gonna be honest, I think I'd rather see a federal agent die in any conceivable scenario.
>>218343696Doesn't matter what you want, cupcake. You aren't special and you're not important.
Man what the fuck is this shit? I thought ninjas wore cool costumes and had masks and threw shuriken's but actually they were basically just normal people who didn't even fight particularly good
>>218343915You say this and I bet a federal agent has never fucked with you even one time, you just don't like them because it's cool not to
>>218343867>Incest and meth
>>218343924everyone is special and everyone is important. that's christianity 101 for you pal
>>218343966I'm to intelligent for them to find cause to mess with me. I hate them for ideological and moral reasons, not some petty personal feefee.
>>218343021 Taxi Driver
normal doctor on holiday need to see somebody to give referral for a thingoffice say this other guy, short name of ambiguous ethnicitysay finego inhe's a jeethe says a series of highly questionable thingsleave, check ratemdhe's got 1 star reviews going back 10 years and three people said he misdiagnosed and nearly killed them
>>218343972He's right though. Anyone in the KKK who is under 60 years old is a fed. It's all feds trying to trick each other into committing felonies. The few true believer retards still alive just vote to block magnet schools and sit around in the club trailer watching reruns of Maury all day.
>>218344009Yeah right bitch nobody does ANYTHING for ideological or moral reasons ever that's just a pretense for their feefees
>>218344059I applied TWO qualifiers, petty and personal, to feefees. I'm not dismissing emotionality, I'm not a rightoid.
we support trump :)
>>218343924And it doesn't matter what YOU want either, cupcake. So stop speaking as if your goals are important enough to overshadow mine lol.
>>218344086>(((we)))
>>218344086
>>218344087Nigga, you're dumb. If Trump and Musk want to do something they'll do it regardless of how we feel. That was my whole point. If some congressional retards decide to invade Canada, Canada's getting invaded whether your stupid ass participates or not.
jeez why can't anyone lock the front door? I can't wait to have my brain spilled across my bed while I'm sleeping because some retarded fuck can't take 2 seconds of his time to turn the knob.
>>218344098 Where is Rubio and Vance? This is Rubio's daughter btw
like 70% sure the cause of the drain being clogged is a dead mouse so now the waiting game begins to see who in the apartment cracks first and cleans it
>>218343933What good is a spy as consipicuous as a hollwood ninja
I'm kinda feeling into OSRS lately. Might need to get members and do some hardcore grinding on my ironman.
>>218344009>I'm to intelligent
strike the shepherd and thine sheep shalt scatter
>>218344344lmao
>>218344344 Gottem lol
>>218344344https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU
>>218342215TrukeMuh parody of something unrelated to the average experience of anyone>>218342396I know in advance it's bad
it's KOTURDAY
Which way?
>>218344490left
>>218344490i eat chicken wings with a paper towel because i find them gross and slimey
>>218344490 right
>>218344524Only gays do this
Were you ever a romantic? Have you experienced the sublime?
You guys remember America arresting Maduro?
>>218344607no and no.
>>218344629Remember Japan arresting maguro?
I used to daydream about being a world famous filmmaker, now I daydream about making 2 seasons of some shit comedy show on a channel like IFC.
>>218342139Have any of you guys heard any rumors?
>>218344636Do you live in Florida?
>>218344490right
>>218344607I've been hateful since I was a boy
>>218344684yes.
>>218344705cringe
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for those of you who don't know florida is a US state situated in the southwestern part of the country
>>218344661I was script supervisor on a Xavier Dolan film
>>218344742 https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3003?gamemode=pin I get 100% score
>>218344705I don't think that precludes you from answering yes to either of those questions necessarily
>>218344607Yes but then I realized that women's love is conditional (maybe not in reality, but that is how you should treat it) so I stopped caring about being a loved and loving husband and just started doing what I needed to do to get to where I wanted with relationships. I don't mean being a scumbag or anything, I just mean I started prioritizing stability and willingness to aquiesse to my wants and needs over things like attractiveness and passion
>>218344837I meant the old sense of romanticism but that's ok
No justice no peace
>>218344910Know justice, know peace.
>Setting sail on the perilous sea soonI'm going on a cruise, hope to bag a MILF while I'm there
GO AMERICA GO!!!YYEEHAAA!!
If humans were meant to be monogamous, why aren't we born married?
>>218344964You're going to get influenza
>>218343232women books be like"woe is me, i'm a fertile breeding sow for [monster men/millionaires/right wing dictators/a rapist/a low class worker who is secretly a millionaire/20 high status men]"
We need to talk.
i always feel like i’m doing something wrong when toilberg says i can go home if i want and i immediately turn 360 degrees and walk out without entertaining staying
>>218345013Whoa whoa whoa tell me more about the second to last one
>>218345019why is the shooter neither brown nor trans?
currently brewing covfefe. i bet you faggot are incredibly jelly
post more big titties in american flag bikinis
BREAKING: Was just sent a video showing the moments before the shooting.In it, you can clearly see Renee Good’s vehicle blocking ICE agents for over 3 minutes as she’s dancing to her own car horn
>>218345074Because they almost never are.
>>218345114on it, boss
>>218345120Wow, true terrorost behavior. Clearly she intended to kill as many cops as possible.
Games done quick is happening bros. Are we hyped? >https://youtu.be/U5mz9NYHado
>>218345019That's why dudes would carry a brace of pistols around
>>218345121are you ESL?
Is this enough to get citizenship
>>218345157she has a deep voice
>>218345190Nah bitch, if you don't know Indiana you don't know America
>>218345190how are you gonna forget the dakotas, minnesota, and wisconsin when they are spiritually canadian
>>218345213Get out of my state.
Zara Larsson via Instagram story:“I love immigrantsI love criminalsI love trans peopleI love abortionsI love queersI love slutty womenI love contraceptionI love welfareI love socialismI fucking hate ICE”
>>218345221I forgot there was another set of north/south states
>>218345256that's bullshit, but i believe it
this place has singlehandedly ruined my image of sweden. some of the dumbest motherfuckers around.
>>218344975Why are sluts so retarded
Literally no one looks good in a victorian maid outfit. I'm sorry japan you're just wrong
Tweaking my Minecraft modlist. Removed a bunch of village generation that was added by towns and towers(I already had vanilla villages disabled) and removed ruined nether portals from worldgen and added "goblin merchants."This will reduce the chance of a village or ruined portal ruining a spot I'd otherwise use as a base, and makes the game harder.
>>218345345Always have been and I warned you all
>>218345345they are quite feminineat least from finnish perspective
>>218345074brownoids never really shoot up nicer areas, just mindless hood violence. Trannies just shoot up schools for some reason
>>218345433wasn't the nfl shooter black though?
>>218344975that's a weird question. what do those two even have to do with each other?
>>218345433calling random straight people you dont like "trannies" doesnt make it true incel.
>>218345433>lanza and klebold were trannieshuh?
>>218345190
>>218345467Post your face
I miss old school minecraft mods, there used to be a cute maid mob that would follow you around, and one that let you turn in to an arachne and run a spider village, so many good mobs have been abandoned for boring shit
We should introduce conscription
TIL wisconsin isn't a city in michigan.
>>218344470ummits called a kittingtonshire
>>218345531
>>218345594For women and immigration applicants
>>218345605Yeah Wisconsin is in Chicago
>>218345433>for some reasonthey tried shooting up churches, but kept getting their melons popped by boomers.
>>218345568for me?runescape
>>218345528>Sitting at a computer to browse the internet is becoming an aged and unusual trait + the mobile version of the site is awful>Every other website is carefully engineered to maximize and grab user retention, there are former 4chan users who have become addicted to Tiktok and Reddit
hands so cold i can barely type.
Why are you not watching games done quick?
>>218345594I've been saying for years that civil service should be a requirement for full citizenship. Who cares where you were born nigga this is a PARTICAPATORY government
what the frick am i doing with my life
>>218345627For everyone except girls and the French
>>218345745Not a godamn thing, clearly
>>218345494>>218345502I'm not saying it was trannies all along, dummie.
>>218345741currently devving my own game.
>>218345745posting on 4chan dot org apparently
>>218345741too many ugly, annoying, retarded trannies; and the color commentators are all boring and castrated (not in the trans way)
God damn I make some slammin' coffee. i'm the best.
>>218345741I watch some of the speedrun commentary channels but I don't have enough of an interest in a specific game to watch runners do that shit liveI feel you have to actually understand most of the techniques and secrets they're using to be able to enjoy watching them
>>218345653Apparently it's actually a whole state.
This is how close you sit to the road
>>218345744Not a bad idea for you guys however I do care where people come from and I DONT want THEM here!
>>218345866Why is that chicken crossing the road
Yo can cats get yeast infections? Mine just came in from outside and her pussy REEKS.
This general is the only part of this website I still go toHaven't even been on outer /int/ in probably a year
JUST IN: United States used mysterious weapon during raid to capture Nicolás Maduro, leaving Venezuelan soldiers bleeding and vomiting, NY Post reports. "We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon, or whatever it was."
>Yo can cats get yeast infections? Mine just came in from outside and her pussy REEKS
>>218345915Pendejo
>>218345941Sounds very real and believable
>>218345941rapid onset Havana syndrome.
>>218345819I cannot people who break out into sentimental moaning about cancer and that's what every donation is
>>218345941
>>218345943I can smell her from here, it's that bad.
>>218345956You're missing out maricone
>>218345941>It made us want to suck dick now too ¡Ayyyy dios! *Wife starts hysterically crying in the background*
watching destiny
>>218346020xitter is 90% russian bots doe
I have a mental illness where instead of doing anything I'm supposed to do I play 2fort dustbowl and try to get sick backcaps
>>218346025Is she spayed? She may have rolled in something foul. Female dogs and cats will do that sometimes
>>218346090at least you can play without having to drag yourself away from the laptop first.
The EU 4chan delegation STRONGLY CONDEMNS the conduct of /cum/ today and hopes that /cum/ will find that it CANNOT ignore the rules of 4chan as set forth by the United Union Of Jannies
>>218345941Crazy that people don't realize bombs create concussive force
thermostat is turned off. it is currently 59 degrees inside my condo.
I make the best posts
i might have a small dick but at least i
>>218346079how are the russian bots so much more prolific than the brown hoards?
>>218346137I am monitoring this thread actively and will respond when appropriate.
>Account based in Europe>Account based in North America>Account based in South Asia>Account based in East Asia
mental that it's 2026 and bayonetta is STILL the best game ever made.
I'm going to eat this whole camembert by myself
>>218346179>The French delegation had something to say but they were appropriately ignored
>>218346184Gayonetta
Victorian works good for old grannies.Otherwise, you want "classical."
>>218346210https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713274031
X is the successor to 4chan
>>218346233None of it looks good put of context. It's just a forced "this thing is cute because we said so" meme
>>218346269I like Payonetta I want her to stomp on my balls and take my money
I hate women in UK, they are entitled and bitchy like american women, but too ugly to back it up
>>218346339Retarded materialist. Maid uniforms are transcendental.
>>218345921i use outer /int/, /b/ and /pol/
paying a brown slave to bring me food from a restaurant that's only 2 miles away
>>218346445 what about /tv/ big guy
>>218346152after me? probably
>>218346445all abysmal dogshit
>>218346485very rarely. only to make a thread
>2020 was 6 years agosweet jesus
>>218346553 People say time moves fast when you're having fun but it feels the opposite
>>218346407>materialistQuite making excuses, psued, you just like them because japan forces this crap down everyones neck (because those that came before them did as well)
>>218346553We are as far away from 2016 as 2016 was as far away from 2006. When it was 2016, 2006 seemed forever ago, but 2016 doesn't feel long ago.
Where's the suicidal french nigga?
>>218346648He accomplished his mission :(
I have covid rn
there's literally nothing to look forward to in the future except AI getting better which I view as a bad thing
I'm having PEPPERONI PIZZA HOT POCKETS and i dont give a FUCK what you think about that
>>218346696Watching your kids grow up
I was 12 in 2006.
>>218346713I’m having dominos.
>>218346727growing up sucks, if i ever was going to have kids the fun part would be seeing them enjoy their childhood and discovering the world (also not as fun to be a kid now)
I was eating alone at a restaurant the other day and there were a bunch of old dudes (probably in their 60-70s) all talking about how they haven't had sex with their wives in 15 years
To be honest I don't have much motivation to keep staying alive other than the fact that I'm gonna die some day anyway so why speed it up
thinking about getting an iconic and personally identifying tattoo
>make a post>spelling is fine>grammar is fine>word choice is fine>but it isn't in an exact bullshit twitter meme format so a zoomer gets triggered and calls me esl.gettin real sick of it you robotic brown homosexuals.
>>218346998>putting a period at the end of a greentextyou are mentally ill
>>218346998>period at the end of greentext ESL
diddyblud ahh put a period at the end of a greentext
Milwaukee Bucks HC Doc Rivers:"What happened in Minnesota was straight up murder. This lady was probably trying to go home.""We're attacking brown people."
>>218346857>why speed it upto end the suffering. plus eternal nothingness is comfy
>>218347299I'm not really suffering. Just kind of here. If I got some bad disability or chronic condition I would probably end it though
>>218347299>plus eternal nothingness is comfy it's not, it's scary
>>218347324i have a really tough case of OCD and psychosis but i'm too much of a pussy to commit suicide
>video games>anime>coke>cheezitsBeing alive is great. Grow up.
>>218347324what if you get a disability out of nowhere that prevents you from ending it?
>>218347346what's scary about it?
>>218347376I probably have OCD of some form. I have extreme rumination and obsessions that can last for years on end.>>218347385Go to Cucknada and get MAID
>>218346974Way ahead of you bud
>>218347398 Idk just not existing anymore
Going to call them Mexican-America and Canadian-America from now on
>>218347509Is this your foot or your handEither way it looks deformed
dogfucker should stop being a pussy and go through with sudoku to do a service to society
>>218347545It's my foot and ya it's freakishly large. But also the angle it's at makes it look weirder
>>218347524Post more maps
Would you prefer she went with 1 guy but he was black or 20 guys but they were all White
*turns off the lights*
>>218347641shut the fuck up, amoral zoomer.
>>218347641I don’t care.
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