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>>218347638>>218347638>>218347638
Do you ever feel like, life is actually a very simple and straightforward algebra-tier test God set up for us but we're all failing miserably because we're fucking retards
>>218347804No.
>>218347824Ok.
>>218347804when you finallly have sex, consciousness ends upon cumming and you go to heaven(god's harem)
>>218347698
It's obvious that anime is some sort of sub-pornographic materialSimilar to pornography I have both become desensitized to this material and hopelessly addicted to it after having it appear to me as extremely stimulating as a childI don't really see how we go back to a less stimulating world
>>218347871 facial abuse
>>218347891I haven't watched anime in over a decade but 80% of the time I jack off it's to hentai
>>218347891>I don't really see how we go back to a less stimulating worldmassive solar flare or worldwide EMP of some sortof course it won't be pretty or enjoyable for most
>>218347772sometimes this happens to me ngl
Thoughts on my WW1 Isekai map?
Damn.
Do I order sushi? Hmmmm.
>>218347950Damn>>218347972Daaamn with three 'a's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McnTeuKtmfg
>>218347996You'll get a Parasite
Remember to feed your pets and tell them you love them today Anon!
>>218348029I ordered a chicken teriyaki don.
Feeling sick
>>218347698the world was a better place when PC games came in fuckhuge boxes with 10 minutes worth of literature on them.
I probably sound like a boomer but using DoorDash is the epitome of lazinessIf I want fast food slop then I need to drive there myself if I want it that badly
>>218348096I give her lots of pets
>>218348141yeh
Is it gay to make love to a femboy?
>>218348199>is it gay to like men
>>218348198 This is not me
>>218348199Yes, traps aren’t gay though.
Haven't done a diarrhea poo in a long time. That's odd.
>>218348161sometimes you can get deals where the price after tip evens out to roughly the same you would pay in the store.
Today, someone told me they were going to "wonder bread my ass." What does that mean?
>>218348291**"Wonder bread my ass"** is a very casual, somewhat crude, and usually sarcastic/impatient way of saying **"like hell it is"**, **"bullshit"**, or **"no fucking way"** — basically expressing strong disbelief or calling something out as fake/bland/lame.It plays on two layers of American slang:1. **"Wonder Bread"** = the ultra-generic, super-soft, ultra-white, mass-produced sliced bread brand that's the poster child for "bland, boring, mainstream white people food/culture." Calling someone/something "Wonder Bread" (or "white bread") is old-school slang for calling them **basic**, **vanilla**, **culturally generic**, or **excessively white-bread** (sometimes with a racial jab, sometimes just about being boring).2. **"X my ass"** = extremely common rude intensifier in American English (especially Southern/Midwestern/working-class speech). Examples: - "Rich my ass" = "bullshit, they're not rich" - "Tough guy my ass" = "he's not tough at all" - "Innocent my ass" = "yeah right, they're guilty"So when someone says **"wonder bread my ass"** in response to a claim (e.g. someone acting tough, poor, street, diverse, etc.), they're essentially saying:> "You're/that's **not** some soft, boring, generic white-bread bullshit — **my ass** it is!" > Translation: "That's total crap / no way in hell is that true / you're full of it."From recent examples people have posted online, it's often used to call out perceived hypocrisy — like when a rich politician claims to understand struggle ("poor my ass" style), or someone pretends to be harder/less privileged than they really are.In your case, it was most likely just a spicy, dismissive way of saying "yeah right" or "bullshit" with extra flavor.
I look like this irl
what do you guys think about me?
KYLE will be handing my slop today :)
so let me get this straight... the same president who said she couldnt do anything about the cartels because of corruption in the military could make it worse is deploying tanks to mexico system to respond to trump threatslol mexico is a jokehttps://x.com/defense_civil25/status/2009778360248123429
>>218348444>The Mexican government is a joke You're just finding this out now?
>>218348419>97%Cooked Kyle
deprive the attention whore tripfag lolcow of attention, don't feed him yous
>>218348381you’re needy. you need to work on finding some intrinsic validation
>>218348476not really no but still funny
>>218348491Didn't he get bullied off of your general?
not that i think about it croatia and paraguay have a very similar looking flag dont they
>>218348444>is deploying tanks to mexico system to respond to trump threats 2nd Mexican-American war wasn't on my bingo card for 2026
the canadian race is most polite
>>218348315Somehow this really didn't explain anything at all... He didn't say, "wonder bread my ass." He said "move before I wonder bread your (my) ass."
>>218348381 I'm giving you a (you) to piss of that Croat
>>218348548gotta protect the territorial integrity of the cartels bro whyd they mobilize their army for fighting the thing that made em rich lol
>>218348491Feed me your attention
I’m old enough to be “Unc” but I’m young enough to get “You look young” comments from old people
I remember when I was 13 I would go apeshit over any average girl in a bikini and now I barely care if I scroll past 20 naked 10/10s
>>218348548>2nd Mexican-American war wasn't on my bingo card for 2026Actually this would be the fourth historylet anon
>>218347892the Mayli one is art thoughbeit
>>218348643Lol I agree.
>>218348375you forgot to button your shirtalso smoking is bad for you
>>218348613if you're that Canadian who said he was 12 in 2006, you're not an unc.
>>218348643>>218348687Stop
why dont you start bouncing on it crazy style
*starts dancing seductively*I will love you anyway Even if you can't stayThink you are the one for meHere is where you outta be
>>218348803Nobody wants to bounce on you crazy style
>>218348828I asked.
>>218348841bot post
Indecent exposure implies the existence of decent exposure
Boy breaking his try bone with these posts.
what game should i play
I want a black girlfriend or even better biracial
i wanna talk to you guys but i don't know what to say
Thinking about Japan makes me irrationally angry and I don't know why, Japan never did anything to me but I still want to punch it
Mexican niggas saw a huge river and were like hm yeah let’s just call it Rio Grande
>>218348861Celeste.
You now remember Richard Spencer
day wasted award
>>218348381see >>218347610
>>218348890i get that award every day
>>218348882hail Trump, hail our people
>>218348863 I'm helping my parents take down the Christmas tree tomorrow
All the meat I took out of the freezer yesterday is still frozen, so I’m gonna make up some sort of lentil quinoa curry sloppa to get my protein in. Stay tuned.
>>218348921fuck off you're not welcome here
I was planning to have a productive day but then I got called in for a night shift probably because the fucking retard who's supposed to be in charge of the department called out.
i always feel bad. it's just different kind of bad. my pulse is often 130-140 from fear
>>218348921 I don't like you
>>218348921Please go to /brit/ or some lesser thread
>>218348921Cevapi with Djuvec Rice
Does it really happen like this?
Blew all my calories on a frozen pizzaMy life sucks -- in a big way
I made a meat sauce using Italian sausage and bacon bits todayCame out very tastyY’all niggas was missing out big time
It's pretty funny how we all gang up on the croat to defend the serb lmfao
>>218348928>fagehowling
Reminder that fk is turning 42 this year
I made sauce with MUH SHMEAT
>>218348943I don't feel so bad about every racist thought I've ever had because I covered probably three dozen shifts for these two black guys who just couldn't hack the idea of coming to work in the mid 2010s
>>218349008the hell is the difference
#colby2025
>>218348981what are you a girl
>>218349038You forgot the literal junkie
all the "people" defending dogfucker are his vpns
>>218349038yeah our schedules should be sent to us so nobody else can see which days we have off.
>>218349084>dogfucker prove it
Where's the proof he fucked dogs
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i’m gay nigger. any questions
im the dog, he fucked me arf
this movie is the dumbest crap imagineable starts off in a bumfuck village in nowhererages against the "system"rages against southerners then some redneck americans come down and start shooting the poor villagers and apparently this is all so the mayor can get relectedwhy are brazilian leftists like this
>>218349126Yeah, could you stop?
>>218349126 why are you black
Listen I was only wearing a pup mask when he fucked me okay! I'm not an actual dog
Sup fellarinos
>>218349169Do you guys want him back?
>>218349169 You are shitting up the thread worse though
Old Mopar be like>The Chrysler New Yorker Chicago Edition Imperial Lebaron TURBO 2.4 V6
>>218349169You deserve to be banned more than he does rn I don't care about your petty Balkan squabbles
>>218349247the thread cant possibly worse than it usually is impossibleit's like trying to shit up shit
How is it already January 10th?
>>218348921>>218349169He doxxed his family here too, nobody cares. Post proof of dogsex or fuck off
>>218349307January 7th 8th 9nth
I think I have a cold
I'm back from my 3 day ban, did you guys notice that I was gone?
>>218349331Probably because you are too chill big dawg
>>218349348We missed you a lot
Powerful.
I have my first date ever in an hour and I'm terrified bros
>>218349389Get extremely drunk
>>218349389He'll be gentle I promise
>>218349201https://youtu.be/F2as7j0mK9I?si=nWtejhz1HXC_eLhy
>>218349389Don't worry you'll fuck it up and be back in bed alone in no time
How do you mass report something on GoFundMe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSHfK82gvNYWe're cooked
>>218349389She poops and has diarrhea and is a human, no need to be nervous
I just find it really funny that the Croat went after the Serbian all the way to /cum/ from their previous general to post all day about him and berate him but we're supposed to think that the latter person is the problem lol
>>218348141That picture touched something in me that I didn't realize existed
>>218349389Gigabased! Good luck fren, don't worry, it's gonna be alright, she's just a person.
>>218349435That's a good icebreaker I think I'll ask if I can have a whiff
>>218347804The way I see it, every living thing is just a random result of chemical reactions. Some of us are lucky to be born with great genes, and some of us are unlucky, so we're born with worse genes. All you can really do is create the best and most enjoyable life for yourself given the genes that nature gave you.
218347698I like at least half of those.
I'll be back I'm just gonna jerk off
I want a pet Tarantula, but I'm afraid of spiders.
>>218349497Find a different pet?
>>218349505But I want a Tarantula so people will think I'm cool.
>>218349497I'm terrified of spiders but I don't find tarantulas scary. They're out in the desert where I live and they're pretty chill and I always like watching them crawl around.
>>218349389 take a creepshot
>>218349548Stavros = you
>>218349419Kind of sad that he was raping this chick. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR2QIJdtgiU&t=93s
>>218349389Take a shit and go to shower before the date, take two shots of booze beforehand to loosen your nerves (but remember to brush your teeth after!). Hopefully you remembered to not masturbate for at least week before the date so that you are on the perfect razor edge concentration during the date (also so that your normal wank dick can actually perform if all goes well). Good luck!
>>218349445you're rediscovering a lost art.
>>218349567 that's not my name
Making dinner in 30 minutes
A lot of Canadian boys have bubble butts that are hairless and smell like marshmallow creme with fresh fruit and vanilla. If you made them wear panties it would look identical to a girl's butt. If you walk around a Canadian university campus you can offer the boys $50 CAD to grope their butts and they accept
>>218349576>Kind of sad that he was raping this chick.yeah, wasn't she something like 14 yo when the dude started raping? anyway good tunes, can't help ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2FOnrFlEJY&list=RDe2FOnrFlEJY&start_radio=1
>>218349631You should be fucking banned for these disgusting posts please STOP
>>218349631Indians guys don't smell like vanilla
>>218349650Damn I like don't really care
good night brossssssss
>>218349688Is what this guy says about you true?
>>218349650I hate Croatia
>>218349650>he is severely mentally ill. if you actually want to help him the first step is to drive him away from 4chan so he is forced to go back to real life.Ignoring someone isn't going to help them, is it. That's the opposite of help. Nobody likes to be rejected.
I deserve to have my face sat on by a woman of this caliber
Arachnophobia is a meme
>>218349688 GN
>>218349775So is your dick size
>>218349646Yeah something like that 14-15. Interesting band non the less. Gotta friend who was obsessed wit them when they came out.
>>218347698>uncslop
>>218349654how are girly butts disgusting?
>>218349775It's not I have it and it's preventing me from becoming the cool Tarantula guy in my social circle.
I also deserve to have my face sat on by a woman of this caliber
>>218349646A lot of good remixes artists made with their songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3P_icvTPtI
>>218349650>he knows there are a couple of us that can harrass him and his family IRL And you would resort to such lengths because you don't want him on your 4chan general? Lol get outta here faggot
I just really like facesitting, guys
>>218349917legend says that the /cum/ padres had to do that when a certain mutt zazzooo used to spam /cum/ literally all day. we may never know if it was true or the insane ramblings of grandpa cum
>>218349937tis one of life's best treats
>>218347698I'm from 95 and the only things I played from this are Majora's Mask and Sonic Adventure 2
russian unc seething to baldness because someone made fun of might and magic
>>218350086Not a fan of these negative vibes to be honest. Leave the guy alone.
>>218350069>
>>218350086Dude, we don't care. He doesn't spam nearly enough for us to care. This general has had far worse spammers who post every 2 minutes all day long. You're spamming more than he is. Please leave.
>>218350086 You act like a crazy ex who stalks and threatens. Seek help please
Matthew Zazueta did nothing wrong
back from costco
/cum/ needs to be purified of these balkan parasites
What if the serb and the croat are the same person
why do zoomers seethe so much?
why do millennials seethe so much?
anyone else struggling with the niggerocity of their life
>>218350214they're angry because they're "unc" now and Gen Alpha kiddies are the new kids on the block that dominate pop culture.
>>218350239
where are the messsican sluts?
I Love LA is for women I'm sure but I kind of want to watch it
>>218350292
>>218350322Faggot
>>218350293You want to watch it because of the hot babes
>>218350243respect your elders, or else
>>218350293Her career makes no sense. She's not jewish and not a nepobaby
why is the zoomer in vlad's mental illness memes a worm
>>218350293 Watch it then. A few years back I watched on my own The Vampire Diaries almost to its final season. The girls in it were hot.
>>218350175Except driving while drunk and high around LA
>>218350413I want to kiss you
>>218348928mmmmm… doesn’t that look good, bros?I hate my life so much
>>218350428Is that like Buffy
>>218350379>
>>218350322mr pendejo looks like that>>218350358hello mr pendejo
>>218350448I think you are more mentally ill than he is
>>218350444I don't know this looks AI
>>218350437NOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO STOP
>>218350448you are the autist here
Half of this entire thread is gay slavs bitching at each other about gay slav shit. Nobody goes in your gay slav threads and acts this way.
>>218350460 They're both supernatural shows but TVD focuses on Vampires and Werewolves. It's more like Twilight I guess.
>>218350487It is real and I'm eating it right nowIt's actually not that bad. Indian spices and tomato sauce can make anything edible.
shall watch hallmark
>>218350448 Stop shitting up the thread with your discord-like drama.
>>218350576I'm watching football
>>218350448Fuck off from our general if you're going to insult us
Watching The Sex Files for the first time, is she going to act like that for 9 seasons?
>>218350437Alright, just once - but only on the cheek
>>218350576>>218350583i'm gooning to aislop
Was worried because the toilet water was reddish but then I remembered I had a bunch of roasted beets last night
>>218350658dont do that
>>218350658for me, it's vantawaifu
it happened again
Have you guys done the Jerk4Kirk challenge yet?
I want to fuck the latina in The Landman
should i watch this?
>>218350725no but I beat SPRAY for RENEE easily looool
>>218350734Watch peep show instead
>>218350734You should watch Se7en
made one>>>/tv/217257546
>>218350734 is that the woman from Love Actually
>>218350751i have. maybe this one?
3 Killers Who Confessed to Cold Cases Out of the Blue Part 4
>>218350731Chavez?>>218350745*This crack is making me really moreish*
>>218350650 I gotta find something to watch too
>>218350788Criminally Listed?
Why are you not Tubi streaming service maxxing?
>>218350800yessir
>>218350659Nearly every time I wipe my arse, there will be blood on the toilet paper. I think it's because I wipe too much.
My shit had blood on it two weeks ago. It hasn't happened since so not sure what was up with that
the more I think about iceland the more I am confused by its existence
>>218350840you probably have a hemorrhoid since you sit on your ass all day
i drive
Over 90% (around 93-95%) of people aged 65 and older have at least one chronic condition, and nearly 80% have two or more
unclogged the drainit was a mouse
>>218350797I watched Pluribus after New Years in bed, I liked it but alot of people don't.
>>218350869no you don't nigga you sit at home shitposting on 4channel
>>218350885wimpy pipes. i've dropped shits bigger than a mouse
I got a halloween pack of the angry orchard ciders I only just now opened and they taste like I remember juicy drop pops tasting when I was a kid, why would anyone drink this shit?
i cum
>>218350796>Chavez? Yes
>>218350907i can do both. sometimes at the same time
>>218350918
>>218350934Idgi
>>218350898I think I'm going to pick up the walking dead from where I left off. I want to see how bad it gets
Whos this Russian guy
>>218350924sometimes i look at a woman, and my vast and powerful mind confuses their frail and soft body for that of a man, and i'm filled with disgust at seeing such a useless and pathetic guy. then i remember it's a wonderful woman and stop caring that they're useless.
>>218348928hell yeah
>>218350986it's ol vladdy
>>218350650I don't want to spoil plots too much, but she becomes like Mulder towards the end. Try not to get wrapped up in the main story either. Chris Carter didn't intend for the show to go on nine seasons. The "monster of the week" episodes are the meat of this TV show.
>>218350782 what site is this?
>>218350968trans pipo cant use the menstrual cup
>>218351005Is it? Vladimir Putin if you are reading this please stop trying to ruin the greatest continent one earth, thanks
>>218350934dirty pad that gets blood all over your skin clean cup that collects all blood that is easy to remove and replace What's the problem?
>>218350986it's ACTUALLY bashar al assad. apparently he plays vidya all day and trolls online when he's bored of that lol
>>218350985I stopped watching that at season 4. >>218351019Good, I'm only at the end of season on and it starting to piss me off beacuse she already saw a bunch of shit
>>218351041Then why is the tranoid excited to buy it? I assumed the person in the photo is a tranny and the worm is mesnt to be one as well
>>218351098oooooooo i thought the tranny below was seething. im blind aaaaaaaa
>>218351041why not
looks like they are already in love
Zara Larsson via Instagram story:“I love immigrantsI love criminalsI love trans peopleI love abortionsI love queersI love slutty womenI love contraceptionI love welfareI love socialismI fucking hate ICE”
>>218351164no vagina to leak blood
>>218351177she sounds like a retard
>>218351177i agree with all except socialism
>>218351177>I love criminals
>>218351169What's the appeal of those movies if I may ask?
>>218351177she’s not american. why should I care
>>218351164
>>218351191their axe wound bleeds 24/7 though
>>218351177She's entitled to her opinion
>>218351209 She travels to your country a lot for work
>>218351265i look like that
hate people who just post animals. fucking low quality posts
The existential dread is back
>>218351202 Why do you love criminals though
>>218351295
feeling extremely pathetic at the moment
>>218351295faggot
tried to watch Nuremberg. turned it off when a woman was womansplaining to some important figure head man in DC how amerimutts couldn’t legally prosecute germans
>>218351060This is not always uncomfortable and creates a risk of developing genital infections, depending on the type of activity the woman is engaged in. With heavy discharge, it can leak and leave stains not only on your skin and clothes, but also on your social reputation. Lol. You're just not a woman. That's why you don't understand>picThe last digit of your post will determine your soul
>>218351295gay nigga alert
>hate people who just post animals. fucking low quality posts
triggered all of them lol
out in the multiverse where everyone is the opposite sex to what they are here: I look like this
>>218351364Make the new thread
I am 100% demoralized into believing there is no greener grass for me. i could change some things about my life, but i would never be happy with what I have or what's going on. i say that because i'm already well paid an in fantastic health. well, hang on... i could live somewhere without any niggers. that would be pretty cool
>>218351360You want more?
>>218351385no u
>>218351325>tried to watch Nuremberg Saw that in the cinema. My favorite part is the 10 minutes it takes from the movie's runtime to show us real footage from the concentration camps. Very stunning and brave.
>>218351364You can have that too. You'll be pretty, I promise. And it's easy! You can change yourself to be just like them, and with so little effort.Just start joining random Discord servers until you find it. It won't take long.
>>218351386whats ur job
>>218351394me in the backmeow
New >>218351421
>>218351406this hollywood movie is proof that 12 million jews were killed and 20 million deserve reparations from germany
>>218351364she is very attractive
>>218351439just cause she's smoking
>>218351417I don't want to be a tranny what's your deal weirdo
>>218351364 You will never have a girl who looks like this tell you that she loves you
>>218348872lmao, it really is
>>218347698Nice