Shall be heating up some tortellini for the evening scrantoil

I LIKE THAT!!!!! LITTLE YELLOW THING!!!!

thinking about all the fit girls being puilled tnoight hwile we shitpost by ourselves on this lonely internet forum
rest in peace to everyone

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Is this true?

>>218346447
Im in mourning

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hi

>>218346457
>>218346468
6 7

>>218346444
YA BILSH

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>>218346459

Yeah lemme just plug my Xuaweng G1900 Plus Ultra Fold into my fucking monitor with an HDMI cable, heh, bet iOS sheep will be raging!

*incel alarm starts blaring*

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whose dad is this?
Fucks he playing at man

>>218346498
cringe

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>>218346514

eating toast

>>218346514
>*incel alarm starts blaring*
why did someone point the incel detector at you?

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>>218346540

>>218346514
s

>>218346523
Hear me out…

>>218346498
neat>>218346502

>>218346523
I guess he thinks girls turn on camera because they have to not because they showing off their bums

sold my shitmobile to some brown fellas, would be funny if i failed to disclose a major issue with the suspension and it fell apart on the road killing them instantly haha

Spaki samefagging his dogshit zingers

>>218346523
whats worse is you viewing it, saving it and then reposting it
weirdo

My Galaxy ringtone is the national anthem of South Korea
>아주 좋아요, 아주 멋져요.

>>218346523
Estrogen final boss

gambling lads trust me when i say Barnsley will beat Liverpool tomorrow

>>218346603
Bizarre

don't understand this purple haired girl gimmick

>>218346603
Mouthyank

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>>218346502
mhmm

if you take testosterone will your penis get bigger

what you up to then lads

toil on the fucking morrow

>>218346660
For you SPECIFICALLY no.

>>218346592
He’s already flipped it for twice the price to a white struggling pregnant widow whose husband died fighting for Russia sorry Rorke

>>218346660
>>218346662
>>218346666

anyone else play all games on normal difficult as intended by the devs

Disgustingly sloppy poo just vacated the old anus

>>218346662
eating me din dins and sipping wine

not even possible for my penis to get any smaller if i get on HRT

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I just leave this here.

yamming some quorn

>>218346662
going bed soon
proper pop a paracetamol
just incel at home

>>218346672
not my problem

>>218346662
Giving Sir Keir a bit of the in and out with my mouth

>>218346687
might as well then

Wish I went on /fit/ when I was younger. I've been on /int/ for 14 years and have picked up an autistic knowledge of flags and a lot of geography.

>>218346688
if I wasn't a commie I'd be in

spaino has been posting on his spanish flag against for the past few weeks and gets 0 (You)s. my GOAT is thoroughly washed I can't lie

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Thoughts about white girl butt?

Might boot up ace combat 7 or emulate 4 tonight.

Stressful Saturday
Watching AFCon
Has it come to this ?

flagon

It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments & corporations, weaken individuals. With updates, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

tinnitus raping my left ear at 100db if not more tonight

>>218346676
yea me
unless it's too easy

erm right well that's

Got a cold and it’s given me chapped lips so the mrs picked me up a chapstick from Mercadona. Feel so zesty putting it on in the mirror lol, I fag it up a bit and blow myself a lil kiss and a wink

>>218346662
might shag the wife after playing 9 kings

Good quality grape juice and three shots of vodka in a glass is just a better version of wine

me and tinnitus tag teaming you
it's in your left ear I'm in your guts

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZmIt7GvXOk

>>218346742
my libido has collapsed so i have no thoughts
see >>218346660

>>218346739
he's looking for actual women mate

>>218346765
it's not 100dB though is it you lying fucking cunt

>>218346601
Bit emotional you is it actually your dad??

>>218346676
Used to always start on hard, but nowadays I play about 1 or 2 games a year so it doesn't matter anymore.

>>218346765
i know that feel sounds like i'm in the dentist chair 24/7. all those times in clubs :(

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>>218346785
>grape juice

>>218346750
Afcon is kino, genuinely better than watching a random premier league match

>>218346805
sounds like it
louder than anything atm

can hear my downstairs neighbour playing his racing games again

can hear my downstairs neighbour playing his raping games again

can hear my downstairs neighbour doing a poo sometimes

>>218346624
an autist has found his new special interest

>>218346870
Male or female?

can't hear anything these days due to going to too many concerts as a young un

>>218346514
Fucking done em looool

>>218346817
i dont even go to clubs it just started one day during the covid pandemic
something is seriously wrong but nigerian GP dont care

>>218346825
yt boy acting lik he dont enjoy grape and watamelon baka

>>218346572
Nah this ain't her

>>218346909
Embarrassing

>>218346782
UM x

some mong actually reported me for political posting here ahaha

I am glad I didn't go to London but Taiwan instead because ngl western Europe and North america are both shit holes

Quite enjoy the pretending to be Spaino samefag gimmick

we are we deadass or capping?

>>218346920
fuck man
keep getting second opinions maybe save up for private ear doctor
probably something gone wrong with your nerves

>>218346905
yeah

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Having a cheeky spritz x

>>218346812
Ktim nothing has changed but I don't have "the time" anymore (just sit at home and scroll all evening)

>>218346980
ummy x

Meltdown

might go get some tinnies
it saturday

>>218346688
Maths is off if he wants a heir and his cut off is 59 lol

>>218347015
no point now get an early night and seize the day tomorrow

>>218347015
Knew you'd cave in haha

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>>218347015

>>218347045
i've only been awake 3 hours too

driving instructor has dropped me as a customer as he said I am a risk to his reputation
not a good start to the new year

>>218347058
Bizarre

>>218347059
you now have the same social standing as Employed Woman

>>218347044
thyis.
>>218347015
no point trying now it's bedtime you've made it sobe runtil nmow you can make ita nother 30-60 mins to sleep
and not ruin tomorrow
no point startin gnow if you've made it this long you've done it congratulations anotherw eekend sober

>>218347080
i hold her in great esteem

>>218347059
what cos you're a paedo?

>>218347086
then you are truly lost

On the noalcohol
On the nofap.

Acquired an electric blanket and the problem is it's so comfy I nevermove from the sofa my cocoon grows more captivating each day

Snooker Masters starts tomorrow
Sumo starts tomorrow
Wogball can FUCK OFF

nobody:

literally noboody:

leftypops: BRUH

sacked tranny: alright team

rorke: SC

>>218346662
Lying in bed in the dark

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I think it's wild that Chinese markets mog anything London has

>>218347101
only the lost
can be found
think about that

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They're just vapour trails, bro

Spending a grand on niche fragrances even though I only leave the house to go to work and buy food

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>>218347059
Is this your instructor?

>>218347116
quite like the bits of sumo ive watched on youtube occasionally
how do you watch it live?
noticed there's a sumo club that's opened in my town but does seem a bit silly seeing normal sized english people going at it sumo style

>>218347177
Bizarre

>>218347171
not all those who wander are lost you ever thought about that

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What's that carlybender? You find me attractive?

Special forces in Venezuela used sonic weapons to assplode all of Maduro's men

>>218347176
what are we supposed to be seeing here?

>>218347177
scream this is me (but about £400 not a grand)

>>218347177
Man needs a hobby innit

how can you ever erm... find yourself
if you never um.. let yourself lose, er lose yourself

>>218347177
>>218347225
Do the toilfus at least notice your scent

>>218347199
Prob here
https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo

I just watch it here after
https://theforevercove.com/guest/

>>218347248
no i stink of shite

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>>218347248

>>218347171
>>218347205
Confucius fight!

the grape of nanking

>>218347177
my grandma passed away 6 months ago
it was really quite sad
but at the same time it wasn't sad at all
it was a relief
she'd had dementia for 15 years
and it was slow
it took her away
you know
sort of bit by bit
in the end
she didn't know who her little boy was
my dad
my dad's in his 70s but you know
when she didn't know who he was
i just thought
what must it be like
she didn't know my uncle
she didn't know my sister
she certainly didn't know me
she died quite a-
when i saw pictures
you know the last few months of life
there was a picture
that you know
really shouldn't have been taken
and i you know
i saw her and i said you know
i don't know who that is

>>218346850
It's not looking good

im like John Lennon the way i used to wank in the same room as my friend

Kind of like the idea of Sumo ngl

Might become a Sumo enjoyer

>>218347258
howling

pinkpantheress forehead reveal

Eau de Seasidemark

>>218347278
rip

>>218347276
Top tune

>>218347205
there's nothing like looking if you want to find something

You'll think I'm trolling but I am President Keir Starmer and I'm posting in /brit/ my favourite thread of all

I want you all to behave yourselves and don't drink too many pints on this lovely Saturday

I appreciate your support and I know I can count on your vote in the next election

God bless and God speed

>>218347248
I'm a tradie mong so I very rarely wear them for toil and there are no toilfus for me.

>>218347294
yep

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>>218347285

girls get one hobby and make it their entire personality

>>218347350
dedication innit

i can`t get

chain Reaction song ..

Out of my head !!

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got no drinks in

Wonder what Jameela Jamil looks like without her fringe (or "bangs" as zoomers call it)

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I miss the fact in Taiwan I could get iphones and androids for 80 bucks and 50 bucks

>>218347373
ummypops

>>218347369
get live on twitch again lad

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what's for sunday roast tomorrow chaps?

get the uma streamed

>>218347395
did toby go live on twitch lol
is there a link to the vod

>>218347255
cheers

Be nice if I had some shit raping balls up my arse

>>218347413
he didnt record a vod
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae

no drunk dysphoriaposting from me tonight

>>218347114
got a £40 amazon voucher might get one to be maximum comfy

might suck some boobies tonight

>>218347402
sunday scran will be beef shortribs in a red wine sauce with some mash and roast veg

>>218347442
Get a nice bottle of whisky for a similar level of warmth and comfort

>>218347436
UM x

>>218347436
did he talk
need the details, can't believe i missed this!

>>218347521
yeah he steamed twice and talked both times

Treated myself to an expensive bottle of wine tonight. 8 quid

>>218347529
looks like my dad ffs

>>218347539
what did he sound like

>>218347529
Is the UK gonna be saved?

>>218347540
fucking hell lad don't break the gyro all at once

See you lads at church tomorrow then yeah

>>218347559
weirdly he has a northern english accent
you can tell hes a mong just by the way he talks

hAve you ever masturbated in public?

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which characters would be in your reel lads?

>>218347563
It's a 2023 vintage

no poppers on amazon

Is Ariana grande a lesbian

>>218346457
They look innocent there but I've seen them stick their tongues out. The one on the left has an exceptionally long one. Just watch them and you'll see

I'm imagining what it would be like to twirl

i need a tattoo to cover up my cutting scars on my forearm
i think i might get an alligator

>>218347600
demisexual or some shit whatever that means

>>218347600
no one is a lesbian

rubymong is here…

>>218347609
Get something relevant to your state. Which state do you call home?

>>218347600
they're just very good friends

>>218347624
your mum is

>>218347574
bizarre

any gay men in

>>218347606
Heathermong

>>218347574
I thought he would sound like me

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looks like the pints are on me lads wahey

>>218347579
yeah well in a car that was parked in a public place anyway

>>218347671
get in lid

>>218347635
PA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pennsylvania_state_symbols
there are options i guess

>>218347670
I don't know what that would entail I don't know you mate

had a wank in a Safeway toilet once

>>218347707
I know you

I’m a friend of Dorothy,
I’m a friend of Dorothy

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Your preferred choice lads?

coffee

>>218347734
Don't know

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So this is Rorke

>>218347734
The combined cock length of those 4 teams could reach the moon

>>218347738
At this hour? Surely not!

>>218347712
>Safeway
bloody hell grandad
you ride there in your penny farthing?

during the stream toby said he had been listening to this on repeat for several hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydd-Sz4iMjM

>>218347757
Nah Morroccans have small willies. I'd know

>>218347712
did so in a wawa stall but there was no one else even in the br

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Pig ears and tofu

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>homer bimpson

>>218347734
SENEGAL
>>218347757
Absolutely inappropriate and very uncouth post

(8) what in the world is that fuckin thing (8)

>>218347803
gomer dimpson

I have leg AIDS

>graduated from edge hill university in 2013 with a 3rd in American studies
>never worked
>obese
>5'8
is it over for me?

got the bôa on

>>218347854
>American studies
What the fuck were you planning on doing with that

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>>218347842

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>>218347734
Didnt senegal egypt happen before?

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>>218347854

didn’t realise Cynthia Arivo was British

Asked grok and he said men are driven/defined by direction and women by connection
I thought that was deep

>>218347854
>American studies
>obese
well it's nice to see that you carried on your research at least

>>218347896
she's not

>>218347870
i really liked American films and because my family are poor I had no chance of ever going there. by doing American studies I got to spend a year in Massachusetts

cynthia aviva

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>>218347914

off topic
politics outside of pol

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>3rd in american studies
>becomes obese

>>218347854
tell me about my country, unironically

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>gym wife at the gym at the same time as me
>her big ass bouncing as she's walking
It's gonna be a good workout

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>>218347842
fucks sake

I think there's a non zero chance Dominic Cummings has been on here or brit/pol/

>>218347920
Fair enough, hope you enjoyed it

>>218347943
Mate he watched films all day while some 5th rate uni took 12k a year in fees

feeling suicidal

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is a 3rd a britbong phd?

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They made a candy for Brit

>>218347580
Need her fist inside my arsehole causing me immense pain

got a 2:1 in uni and now i do nothing all day for £56k a year

>>218347964
I think there's a non zero chance either your post or this one was written by Dominic Cummings

>>218347976
Yh x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG7cRDcPY3k

It is 2010 again.

You are free.

>>218347986
>£56k a year
Um

>>218347978
Heh, it’s funny because /brit/ is obsessed with black willies and cuckolding for some bizarre reason.

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me, Dominic Cummings, knowing that I wrote neither of those posts

>a candy
americanese is such dogshit

Bought new PC for around 2,5k usd
Fucking RAM was like 400 usd alone
Got 32GB at least and I know it will only get worse because of AI
Same RAM will probably be 600 usd by the end of the year

>>218348025
what's um about that?

>>218348021
I was 8 in 2010

>>218348026
You know what's wild was that I been back for 7 days and still remember that they would go around looking for people who got passed out drunk and put this in their mouths or shove it to the back of their throats

do you consider the lads on /brit/ to be your friend

>>218348057
Zoomer cunt

>>218348074
I tower over you

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>>218347981
her thumb would be enough

>>218348052
>UK university fees for home undergraduate students are capped at £9,535 per year

>>218347978
>>218348026
>>218348060
Kys get out mutts

>>218348048
I paid 95£ for my RAM and it was 300 a couple months later

>>218348080
Only thing you tower over are the children you groom

>>218348057
I was 7 but I also was kidnapped that year by my mom

>>218348069
Why? Did we fall out now or something?

>>218348069
No this place is my dumping ground for my bizarre and deranged thoughts. But some of you are alright

>>218347854
>edge hill university
Isn't that a RuneScape thing?

>>218348092
omds that forehead

>>218348093
im not a student i graduated 8 years ago

>>218348102
I tower over you in a physical but also spiritual sense

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>>218348095
They made on in your size 4 inches

I was 8 in 1996.

Got a first in gay porn studies at the university of hard cocks

>>218348092
The white Gervinho

>>218348128
Morbidly and spiritually obese

>>218348126
I misunderstood you post it sounded like you were unemployed and regretting having paid 56k a year to the university to be unemployed

If only you knew how bad things really are.

>>218347978
Are Xi wouldn't allow this

>>218348164
spastic

didn't go uni me. they wouldn't let me in. no grades you see. nowadays they let anyone in i would doddle it.

the yanks are throwing the ball

>>218348164
oh hell no i wouldn't have gone anywhere near a university it it was that much. My student loans is around £60k but i only pay a couple hundred quid a month on it so be reyt

>>218348133
You're too tall and ugly to act bratty Todd

>>218348182
I am still laughing at the fact people would just randomly put these in drunk people's mouths

post grad women at my age (early 20s) are panicking that they "missed out on being a hoe"
even though they will spend the next 10 years doing exactly that

>>218348158
No need to sign your post

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>>218348048
just built one myself a few weeks ago
so spooked about RAM prices that i even paid an extra 25 bucks for the store warranty on my sticks so i wouldn't have to rely on the manufacturer one to bail me out

>>218348221
>even though they will spend the next 10 years doing exactly that
Yes but it won't be the same as doing it in uni

>>218348203
I was considered attractive in Taiwan they only have 2 types

Muscular men
And fat guys from America/UK

>>218348097
The model I picked was around 100 usd in January 2025
I wouldnt be surprised if it goes up to 800 by the end of 2026

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>>218348256
if only you knew how brad things really are

>>218348221
Best to get that sort of shite out your system early. It gets old quick but it's a right of passage.

>>218348248
>I was considered attractive in a country that only has 50% working vision
Lol

>>218348243
is uni really the time when women whore themselves out the most?
if so i might kms because that's me missing out on life basically

>>218348122
edgeville*

>>>/hm/2695158
>>>/hm/2695158
>>>/hm/2695158

>>218347914
kek

Snow?

>>218348343
um

>>218346409
>>218346409
>>218346409

>>218348329
Yes it's basically encouraged to be a slag and go out every night
>if so i might kms because that's me missing out on life basically
Not really, shagging a mid uni girl is hardly the peak of life

>>218348406
>>218348406
>>218348406

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>>218348369

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>>218348364

>>218348352
no
fucking fuming was promised day after tomorrow level snows got basically nothing

>>218348236
Based Ryzen chad
But yeah, shit is insane
I had to cut corners to make this PC still be within reaching grasp
I can only hope AI bubble bursts in the next 2-3 years and the market will be flooded with cheap DDR5 sticks

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>>218348412

>>218348488
Thought you were done with bbc posting?

>>218348527
I can't find something else to shitpost about on here. What do you talk about on this board?