349 days until christmas edition
Just Stop Toil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
just stop toil
karl pilkington sex arse
>>218350421too big and intentional infantilising herself. GRIM!
>>218350421I don't like Italian women but this one looks good, doesn't even look Italian
well that was embarrassing
waste another fucking year who cares
>>218350457bizzare post
>>218350421built for BBC.
alright lads, feel like killing meself haha
mambo
COME ON THEN WHO WANTS SOME
>>218350497erm
New chapter of slop fanfic coming along nicely Will have a wank to it later
Need big tits in my life again
wish we had mexican immigrants and the US had all the indians etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekxNdBZizNQ
>>218350430what the heck is going on
>>218350515Post an excerpt
>>218350421>>218350443>>218350470>I suffer in Britain
there were a group of spanish students in boots and it was unbelievable how swarthy they are like they had the paki hooded dead eyes my god are all mainland europeans like this
getting mcdonalds for the first time in yonks
>>218350510me at the chinese restaurant trying to persuade everyone to get assortment of different foods in little steam baskets
>>218350488Big Brazilian Cock>>218350421Built for me.
Think the natural state of man is having a harem of women
PussyPussy money weedPussy money weed
>>218350524Polish and other Slavs are compared to Mexicans. Called the Mexicans of the UK. You have essential the sane thing.
>>218350551DONT FUCKING TEST ME SUNSHINE IVE BEEN TO BOSWELL AND ILL GO BACK FOR 10
>>218350545you stare at kids very often?
>>218350565>Called the Mexicans of the UKthis is true we do call them that
My body is ready for male lesbianism chat.
You may be funny and witty online but are you the same IRL??
CORRRRRR
Always a bit sad when local fastfood chain dies and gets replaced by kfc or mcd
>>218350565not lengers though are they
Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”? No. They get up and make it happen. Lesson in there.
sarbjeet is delivering your order
>>218350586I make water wet mother fucker
>>218350524Isn't she Lebanese and European THOUGH?
>>218350586I'm not funny here but I'm pretty funny IRL
>>218350586I'm neither funny nor witty online.
>>218350565>>218350579Im not THAT brown thoughever
whose your favourite south park character i like kenny and i like how cartman calls him kinny
pert bums and crisps
>>218350590giwtwm
Might become a bender
Paging doctor mousenonceDoctor mousenonce to the delivery ward
>>218350629bit of me that
Y'all ever try that sweet crystal?
>>218350628randy
can't wait to visit Britain this spring
>>218350628I always liked Mr/Mrs Garrison myself.
paedos on the botnet again tonight yeah
can i get a qrd on all the current /brit/ personalities
>>218350612she is mexican from mexico city
>>218350638me deciding what to wear to the Futurama themed costume party
>>218350628Timmeh
>>218350628Butters/Eric/Randy
all we're saying is english for the english, right?
>>218350663why would you come over here its fucking done mate its over dont come here
>>218350663Where you going?
>>218350628timmy and jimmy
>>218350665same
That's me sent Spaino flying then now isn't it
Randy is by far the best South Park character
>>218350646I told you last week
It's meSpakiThis will be my last post here gents. My wife has left for me and I'm back living with my mum until I get things sorted.I just wanted to say sorry for all the stunts I've pulled over the last ten years, and that I'm ashamed of what I've become. I promise to be a better man in future, and as part of that I'm leaving this general forever. Real ones know where to reach me. Ta x
I implore you to watch The Hitcher (1986) What. A. Film. Moody. Atmospheric. Thrilling!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_emGIwX0sC4
>>218350669>hello i'm xlad i posted about x once then started calling myself xlad unprompted and every time i post i need to remind you that btw this is xlad posting aha btw i am xlad aha that's what you should call me
I have ten threads in my watchlist and none of them are getting (you)sIt's like my posts are so incredible and well reasoned that everyone else stops posting in awe
>>218350674Not really. Dad is Lebanese and Mom is from Spain. If you lived around real Mexicans you'd see how bleak it all is. I've only met 1 or 2 Mexican girls that weren't complete dumpster fires.
i get my news from lolcow live
the girl I like has stopped responding I see I see I see I see
>>218350628CartmanNo kitty that's my pot pie
>>218350684There are plenty of wonderful things about your country. Learn to appreciate what you have rather than focusing on the negative parts of life.>>218350688I'm going to be doing the Hadrian's Wall hike. That's all I have planned. If I feel like seeing other places I'll make plans on the fly. I'd like to visit Cornwall too but it's a big of a ways from up north.
erm sexhttps://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1768085983063332.jpg
>>218350681don't know x
>>218350722aye great fillum
>>218350722don't watch old films me
TIMMEHare there actual cripples that speak like that though
Rorke spotted in the comments of a peep show youtube video
might not click that
>>218350742Drop her number and I'll get her back for you
what is with all these non brit flagsyou are not one of usfFUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
Right, well this Japanese lady has just got her arse out
sabrina the teenage witch 1996 sex arse ordered
>>218350777no i like them they can stay
>>218350750Enjoy mate
writing an extremely strongly worded email to south tyneside council demanding a butterface gf with massive tits
Rorke adding 4chan janitor application to his UC job journal
>>218350729how do you know so much about paulina gaitan's ancestry
Will you take The Holy Hand Grenade?
>>218350793who this?
how long will it take for catberg to let me near her kittens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvhGqMkhNms&list=RDbmrGzpnWU_U&index=2
Look forward to birdman's stream every weekend. Good stuff that.
>>218350817Never you fucking weird freak
>>218350817never get to fuck
>>218350628Mrs choksondik was the funniestWhen they're trying to make fun of her name and are saying things like "mrs chokes on dick? more like mrs makes me sick!" is probably the best joke they ever didalso that episode where her and mr mackey are teaching sex ed, or that episode where they make her drink sea monkeys and tell chef she has their semen in her stomach classic after classic
>>218350628i like all of them except kyle
>>218350793this bitch has great tits>>218350742That sucks, yesterday I learned the big bob bartender I've been trying to rizz has a boyfriend and she didn't tell me that slut
>>218350728
>>218350793Please do and post it hereSend in a freedom of information request while you're at it enquiring where the council is hiding all these women, they're legally obligated to respond
>>218350728Here's a (You), lad. Don't spend it all at once.
>>218350817why would she? she doesn't need your help
>>218350831present them
>>218350777https://vocaroo.com/1b008yMZBCer
you can't attempt to understand leftypol's waysthey defy all logic and reason
>>218350586I'm not funny or witty online eitherI post poo and the occasional blog post, that's it
>>218350863>rorke, at dinner, unprompted
perpetually online miscreant
Live by the keyboard, die by the keyboard
I watch South Park with my dad and it cracks him up. Makes me smile seeing him laugh so much. The recent ones are bad though.
this thinkpad is holding up very well after 5 years of hard toil. its almost like its brand new
Leftypol fighting for the destruction of his nation and family
>>218350863leftypol's ways: be kind to one another
not me listening to "the giver" knowing damn well i'm a taker
honestly though gay porn is just more erotic than straight porn
4 seasons into deep space nine and they removed it from netflix. now i have to watch it on terrible free website. not even seen weyoun yet. grrr
>>218350912Wholesome. I sometime watch trailer park boys with my dad, he loves it
leftypol: be kind to one another, unless that person is white
total redditflags dominance
ah yes putting your penis in to a hairy male bumhole very erotic
just done a poo and it tastes disgusting
Not me listening to "The Gambler" knowing damn well I'm a data-driven, risk-averse pragmatist
>>218350912That's nice, I showed my dad Trailer Park Boys one time and he loved it lel.
remember why i stopped playing assassins creed origins now ffs what an unnecessarily big game that offers nothing satisfying at all. you spend 3 hours and get nowhere
I'm a gluten free 21st century data pagan
you can remove arse hair you fucking simple cunt
>>218350945>>218350970I tried getting into that but it didn't click with me as much. Weird seeing young Ellen Page in it too now that she's gone mental.
dont care about datadont care about risklove feetsimple as
>>218350912yeah once you reach around 2009 or 2010 you start getting more bad episodes per season than good episode and it just gets worse and worse I stopped watching it completely around 2015
>>218350963Kenny teaches you to know when to hold 'em, fold 'em, walk away, and run. He's teaching data-driven risk aversion
>>218350977too many minorities ?
gay porn is a minefield quite frankly
>>218350912My dad would love South Park but he has never watched it.
i randomly remembered this incident that happened when i was like 9 years old.One of our teachers shared with the class that she had a misscarriage once in the past and that made her depressed.Fastforward to the end of the day, i was gonna hang out with her son in my house, who was a year younger than me, because we were friends, and we were both waiting for her to come pick us up. I assumed if she told the class her kids must know so i mention it, he didnt know. Then she finally comes, but we couldnt find my friend's little brother, so my friend says out of nowhere "Damn, you already lost a kid and now you're gonna loose another one too?",I cant remember anything that happened after that, but that was such a crazy thing to say.
>>218350989*elliot page *he
>>218350945WTF NIGGA>>218350970>>218350989I watched it in high school when I was high and I just loved it.
>>218350977Odyssey was even worse, at least the Egypt setting was kinda fun to explore compared to the Greek slop
https://youtu.be/kwwoOgeytC8?si=kpy4zgopPJ6MG6Tbis she white, brit?
>>218351028
>>218351055who fucking cares?
What kind of existence is this
>>218350977this but RDR2. Just a walking cinematic simulator and boat mechanics for controls
>>218351055she looks incredibly average (and ugly) why wouldnt she be
this place is oversaturated with redditflags nowit not right
>>218350977big open world single player games are so shitgo here and do the same thing you did in the part of the zonereally dont understand the hype
i really do not get the lord of the rings booksi've tried reading them and they just bore me to tears what am i doing wrong?
believe I have a legit million dollar game ideagoing to make it I think
opening a can of 8% beer
rorke's going... going... gone!
>>218351064
ok bye then
>>218351096Did you start with the Hobbit?
>>218351048>come and explore ancient greece! btw it's 90% ruins>oh also everyone is snarky and nobody believes in the gods>if they do we'll make fun of them even though it makes no sense for the character to do so!at least the dogshit viking game had them earnestly believe in their religionalso presented english monks as mongs though for no reason and somehow didn't have lindisfarne in a map of important places in viking englandstupid piece of shit franchise
>>218351103so do i it's like a mix between minecraft and elden ring but massively multiplayer and in VR
Ok bye-
>>218350443thats a lad
>>218351115>>218351130Was exaggerating sorry
me? like my cans being 100% beer!
>>218351122yeah well mine's achievable (lethal company in an office with minigames instead of loot)
>>218351118yes
>>218351086incredible average AND ugly? which is it?
>>218350970i'm from the trailer park boys city
>>218351055https://christineloveridge.com/shop/Holy fucking shit, 2 grand for a 1 hour phone call
btw im a gay top with a 7 inch pp i get it if you dont want to talk to me anymore
I wast last to join the gay club so I will be last to leave
>>218351153Where was that, somewhere in Nova Scotia?
i'm not removing them and nobody else should tbf I'm just being dramatic cause I miss east ridings
>>218351096Its an epic, and is to be read like an epic and not a traditional novel. I feel the same way as you but according to fanboys that obssess over it the charm comes from the way the story is told and the form it takes. Instead of traditional descriptive storytelling, its written more in the style of viking era sagas. But yeah I think its fucking shite
>>218351183halifaxthe only city in nova scotia really
*taps you on the shoulder*Excuse me, you dropped your gay card
>>218351144average as in she doesnt look weird or not englishshes average for an english girl in terms of phenotype and prettiness
i live near there too :)
>>218351196What's it like, are there people like in he show?
>>218351201No I didn't mate it's safe and sound in my inner pocket
>>218351190reckon he killed himself
>>218351207self hating weirdo
>>218351201oh! oh my goodness!*scrambling around on the floor*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuizNQUOFCI
>>218351240don't say thatit's only a 3 day ban for posting a ponyhe wouldn't do that
>>218351241how? we're not pretending english women are pretty are we
>>218351201Oh thanks. Happens all the time.
>>218351235does the tin man have a sheet metal cock
my birthday in half an hour. ill be staying home alone and will only get out of bed for food and to use the toilet.
off for a fag
>>218351201keep it in my bum actually *digs in and pulls it out and flashes it to you*
may my enemies meet an untimely, but painful end
>>218351259if you actually think we're significantly uglier than other countries you've been poisoned by yank influence irrevocably and should probably just neck yourself
>>218351281gay ass nigga
shouldnt have posted about pokemon on an international board for internation culture then should you then are you i reckon thoughtebeit thoughoever
>>218351298look around and tell me otherwise
need amelia gf
>>218351279Here's to many more!
>>218351321*looks around**tells you otherwise*
>>218351279sounds good lad
Can't get over this incel black pilled anger
smoking a golf ball
>>218351336surrounded by mirrors are you
>>218351348time will force you to let it all go and you'll make peace with it
>>218351331amelia earhart as played by amy adams in night at the museum 2?you're a man of taste
>>218351334>>218351337cheers. going to watch the film Nuremburg. starting my 34th year watching russell crowe play a fat nazi feels appropriate.
>>218351401happy birthdaytreat yourself to a collin
she was fit in arrival
Why was I cursed with having a below average 6.5 inch penis?
>>218351348just let your country be stolen from youit'll be all over soon
she peaked in philosophers stone
>>218351450no choice but to get on HRT and live the rest of your life as your true female self
i am an indian with excellent izzat
UM UM UM
need to quit the fags
I am but a Sensitive Young Man enduring in a cold and uncaring world
>>218351399The original was cute too
explained Izzat to a girl yesterday as she was complaining about her Indian boss
>>218351401AND I'M GÖRINGDO NOT SHOOT DOWN MY PLANES
>>218351496same
>>218351475"Never kissed before" but also imagining swallowing half their face
>>218351496get the niggy pouches suckled
>>218351366
help me move out of my smelly childhood bedroom
>>218351560Who is she?
>>218351569you are on the council house list arent you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daBVN4M9CAU
why haven't they invented smudge proof eyeglass lenses yet
>>218351569Just clean it broOr have your Mum clean it At least it won't be smelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA
cant really grow a beard because its ginger despite having brown hair
tried to erp with ai but got frustrated because it didn't write the way I wanted again award
>>218351652ktim
>>218350793i would cum in seconds.
actually in a weird way kurt vile is quite fit in that video
remember when zoomers were pissing and shitting their trousers over "killer clowns"
remember planking
cornwall seems like an expensive place to live. could move up north and become a live in cocksleeve
>>218351685Yeah and they discovered that simpsons scene about sneed and listened to death grips and called it ironic. What a terrible generation of spastics and unfunny retards
>>218351696it is a miserable place to live southern cost of living on northern wages
>>218351696somewhere like staffordshire probably
I wonder if Emma Watson has had a bowel movement today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CxmXgOgjbQme and twin :>>
Its nice, but its no Horncastle, Lincolnshire
>>218351713not worth it. too grim
Saw the cutest bird ever yesterday volunteering in a charity shop
>>218351685Boomers were doing that too
Rorke: Well, I've been thinking... and what happened between the ICE officers and that lady is just... not on...Leftypol: Glad you see it my way for once Rorke! Hey, let me get us a round in? Another John Smiths?Rorke: Aye24 year old woman: Mine's a Vodka TonicLeftypol: *goes to the bar*Rorke: Told you I could get him to buy us a round!24 year old woman: *smiles as she sucks the straw of her empty drink, making a sound*
>>218351747You'd be surprised how many cute girls volunteer for charities and things like that. I've volunteered for a bunch of things here in my city and there's always 2-3 very cute chicks.
Rorke's rizz.
cockberg smells like fish again
I KNOW HE LIKES DOUGHNUTS
>they're making an american version of doc martinwhy
>>218351791screaming
no cunt lives in the village where they filmed doc martin it's all 2nd homes and airbnbs
>>218351786see a therapist
>>218351835that would seem to make it a good place for filming
>>218351786Brilliant!
>>218351786Exeunt Rorke
toil tomorrow
>>218351071bet the little one's smart
>>218351790I want to marry one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBCwJdg1UlE
>>218351791is this really how normgroids flirt
Hi how's it evening x
love you carlybender x
>>218351906How do the 4chan freaks flirt?
snlnot funny
>>218351882Go and volunteer, I'm serious, it's fun depending on the organization, there's a lot of young cool chicks. Every year in early spring and late autumn we do a clean of the city, near the river, the hills that are in the center that people like to hang out. It's very fun, after you clean everyone hangs out and drink beers and new meet new people who have joined. It's nice and you keep your city clean. There was a really really hot girl volunteering collecting toys and clothes for orphan kids but I was with someone at that time and I assume she was also taken - she was such an angel.
>Glazed lolfucking SCREAMING
>>218351968You just did, sailor :)
>>218351979this really isn't allowed mate
>>218351968
>>218351979um
looking through old screenshots humphries was a chubby bugger
>>218351747probably doing court mandated community service for urinating in public
>>218351979why's my willy gone all hard looking at that
>>218351996roar
>>218351979i don't understand
trying to learn about london areas
>>218352019which ones?
>>218352019why
>>218351975I'm 29 year old unc though
what was it?
you can learn about my "areas" if you like :)
>>218352038you don't wanna know
do you reckon it's been long enough now so that we can all admit that Red Dead Redemption 2 was fucking boring
>>218352043I'm in your area
really really do need to move out of this smelly room
>>218352033What are you talking about bro that's not old, we get all kinds of people. At the end the young 18 year olds and even younger go drink with the 20 something and 30 and even 40 and above. I don't get why anons here think life is over after 25.
>>218351786Chuckled. Leftypol drinks at the gay bar hoping to spot ladymen like the ones he pays on OnlyFans thover.
>>218352050the story was but as an open world game i enjoyed itfinding weird spooky things in the woods was fun
>>218352066you could just clean it then it wouldn't be smelly anymore
>>218352066get it doneyou can do whatever you want
ashley graham from resident evil sex arse
>>218352050it was very boringthe original had a different tone and the missions were shorter
>>218352028all of them. there's only 33 boroughs but that doesn't really let you know the areas within them which are often more important so it's difficult>>218352029fun>>218352043suck you off
>>218352069>25Ewww! Life ends at 17, grandpa.
So the gf went home tonight after staying last night, we're both shattered TBF but I still would have liked her to stay over just to sleep as I'm shagged out and shattered Feeling lonely :/
>>218352079problem with the open world aspect was it was too easy to get extremely rich so it made a lot of activities seem pointless
>>218352085my room is the only clean one in this fucking house >>218352088how
>>218352116Quick flight was it?
>>218352050nah
>>218352119Quite easily. Go view flats, move out of Truro or wherever you live in that hellhole
That's a spaki post off his VPN. You can tell by the dogshit nature of it.
https://www.tiktok.com/@silenceclock29thoughts on being a reform voter with a fetish for little boys being forced to crossdress by little girls?
>>218351996THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
>>218352114Lol, well suit yourself. Peeople here have actually bought the demoralization propaganda and its sad.
>>218351968easy
>>218352150Different strokes for different folks
its not that easy
>>218352149Spaingod is a married man
>>218352150guys like this are the ones that get caught by chris hansen in americamentally disabled
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>218352050>um, now that the dust has settled can we all agree thatthe last restort of the beaten brainlet
might crack open another bokkle
>>218352192>flagjeetesque post
>>218352219FONC
>>218352133Flight? X
may I meet you?
>>218352212What you drinking
>>>/hm/2694839>>>/hm/2694839>>>/hm/2694839
Y'all are lazy af, whispering pedophile
>>218352199it was boring lad move on and just accept it
>>218352235Expensive wine, 8 quid
>>218352199touch a nerve did I, cowboy?
gay homer be like I KNOW HE LIKES COCK
>>218352242Not really
may I borrow a feeling
>>218352242smoking is fucking disgustingbut id still empty those balls
>>218352269>>218352269>>218352269
get the chum bummedget the goat throatedget twink pink spaffedPreferably before my gf gets home.
arthur morgan meets a freed slave and he was like "wellll i do declare you seem like a fine gentleman and I wont tolerate this racism against you!!" Then he meets a womans rights activist and is like "what do you mean people dont support you? ALL women should be respected and listened to"
