time for a cup of tea I reckon

thread's buzzing

everyone's fucked off then

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>I'm not a fag, it was my gut biome. It was the kefir I was on

>>218361134
s

>>218361118
clapper

>>218361120
off to make bags of cp on grok before sir david lammy pulls the fucking drawbridge up

>>218361149
Rorke not happy

"gut health" is such a dumb trend
You don't need a kefir smoothie with a side of sauerkraut and kimchi for breakfast
Just stop eating UPFs every meal and throwing down 30 pints over the weekend

got to fly next week and i haven't left the country for 8 years so getting nervous haha x

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>homer bimpson

women. thoughts?

is there one of marfa or rubes?

>>218361173
Where you off to lad?

>>218361149
loads of women have similar bios

>>218361186
Lovely

>>218361198
gaypornland

>>218361198
gdansk

>>218361186
just holes aren't they

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>>218361228
G'day to you too fella.

I've started a gimmick where I watch a new film every day

Tonight's film: Bad Lieutenant (1992)

>>218361149
Oh dear

very easy to clean up the diet but drinking less alcohol is impossible

>boil gently
How's that work then? It's either boiling or it's not

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>>218361186
They are angels

>>218361186
Precious flowers that must be protected (from themselves)

>>218361253
I've been off that muck for years

>>218361149
fake

>>218361186
mentally ill animals that should all be arrested

>>218361243
Famous for its rape scene and that its. Forgettable film because i dont really remember anything about it

>>218361253
opposite for me

>>218361277
good lad im proud of you

>>218361118
Hate this sow

>>218361302
never actually seen the show just seen this womans arse

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>>218361268
reasonable take

If I had a BWC my life would be much better

>>218361277
Cant handle a pint or 2?

>>218361317
she's seen more cock ends than weekends

>>218361317
*swoops in and saves her from disrespectful men*

Genuinely think drinking alcohol is an integral part of western snd british culture. Being able to drink in moderation shows good character

>>218361322
How so?

Stag do to Tehran's just been cancelled

>>218361350
all black

America will have a civil war in our lifetime.

I'm afraid I can't do that

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>>218361370
have to stay on beer street and off gin lane

>>218361380
that would be a shame, they're supposed to give you submarines...

*karate chops the back of your neck*

>>218361118
Based Hannah knows our lad was robbed in abu dhabi

>>218361277
how'd you do it please tell me

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I want to eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>218361118
Who is this

moving out in 10 days and still smoking weed every 3 hours to function so good luck future neighbours i did try to cut down

>>218361380
Going to go over and volunteer like people did in rhe spanish civil war?

probably somewhere in the region of 100 porn tabs open, each one a painstakingly procured gemmerald catering to my own weird and embarrassing fetishes

it would make sense to simply save all these tabs and then on the NEXT goonsesh rather than have to rediscover them all again I could just got through the 95% of which I didn't even bother to look at before returning to my search like the grubby weasel I am. I won't do that though I'll just get rid of them all as I hate having too many tabs open.

>>218361186
some good ones out there

>>218361186
used to hate them but then as soon as they started being friendly to me I suddenly thought they were all lovely

>>218361428
time to grow up and put down the weed you're not a teenager anymore.

>>218361420
hes just better than us lad. ive said to myself this morning thats me off it but nighttime will roll around later and i cant stick the boredom and my own thoughts

>>218361207
Not true

>>218361428
grow up

on the rightmove toil, hate it hate it hate it

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nth for the holodem

>>218361433
most self-controlled zoomer

got a gf but still get emails from hinge saying i've been liked, feels good being so good looking

>>218361462
they do
make a black man catfish account and you'll see them

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>>218361427
hannah waddingham

>>218361474
ok

>>218361474
based handsome lad

a lad i used to work with wants to start his own business and wants to go 50/50 with me, i agreed ill do it but he has to be the first 50 in and i'll do the next later down the line

do you think he realizes hes taking all the risk? feels a bit like im exploiting him but he's ok with it

>make a black man catfish account
Sometimes forget just how mentally ill some of you truly are

>>218361474
Dont even know what hinge is

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>>218361479
um

>>218361496
Dunno
Describe the business

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>make a black man catfish account

>>218361501
its the zoomers, they're lost the plot. a lifetime of porn exposure has done this to their brain. Thank GOD for the OSA

>>218361506
really? that's strange

got the king crimson on

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too hot to sleep
too hot to think up good posts
sick to bastard death of summer

>>218361517
what are you umming about you dont just um everything youve overdone it flogging a dead horse into the ground

>>218361501
It's necessary if you want to use dating apps as a white man

You begin by starting a black man catfish account. Then you record who has liked you, who has matched with you. This allows you to filter out the coalburners. Then you can delete the account and make a real profile.

>>218361496
if he believes in his idea then it's still a better risk to be first money in as opposed to borrowing from the bank, pretty nice spot for you though

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>>218361186
Hate that I love them

>>218361479
Don't let queer see this

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me in the back

>>218361544
UM x

>>218361540
*kisses your tummy *

lads I don't know shit about fuck

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>It's necessary if you want to use dating apps as a white man
>You begin by starting a black man catfish account. Then you record who has liked you, who has matched with you. This allows you to filter out the coalburners. Then you can delete the account and make a real profile.

>>218361565
EW top right

>>218361565
mental that 300 years ago people paid to go look at things like this for entertainment

cheered up a bit, based cup of tea sorting me right out

>>218361413
They're meant to be getting built here on a UK design with the UK reactors. But not starting construction for 10+ years...

>>218361430
They're all mental

>>218361545
Completely normal not mentally ill post

>>218361609
you're not getting them, brucie

>not meeting a girl at church

>>218361616
How so? Would you not prefer to know if a girl you intend to date on Hinge/Tinder is sending flirtatious messages to black men? Maybe it's not a dealbreaker for you.

my gf is my church

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Yes a census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with a Jenzee'an Zeebass and a Mini.

this is, huh, wow
AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH

>>218361627
Probably never going to need them anyway unless we're fighting some American war against China that has zero benefit to Australia

>>218361656
peng z boss

my bf is my synagogue

>>218361656
GEN Z BOSS ON MY WILLY
GEN Z BOSS ON MY WILLY

>>218361565
Alcoholism is grim

sucking shit out of a fucking nigger's arse

>>218361663
we got the subs, we got the nukes and we're invaded all the same because our enemy is our own elite

>>218361679
s

>>218361565
me on the left sharing a snack with dogberg

>>218361692
roar

ok changed my mind about assassins creed origins turns out you just need to use your bow to make it fun

>>218361682
i find it alright keeps me out of trouble

>>218361694
Exactly mate won't catch me dying so they can replace me with an Indian or Chinaman

>>218361656
>actually my cringe video is a subtle critique on sexual politics and women in the workplace
Fuck off

another cup of tea? don't mind if I do

>>218361715
first play through?

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british parents let their daughters dress like prostitutes every day at school at nobody seems to have a problem with this but a few AI pictures of imaginary women in bikinis and everybody is clutching pearls we live in a very sick and disturbed society that lacks a consistent moral foundation

>>218361732
Youre just a replacable cog. Nation race or history mean nothing. Its leftypols dream

>>218361572
thats pretty normal if you are a virgin

>>218361565
me skewered on the bayonet

PLAYING
INDOOR
GAMES

imagine you were interning for Jen Zeeboss and she called you into her office and made you spill all over her nylon tights that would be dead embarrassing yeah probably get really red and flustered just awful, terrible really

demolishing big bowls of pasta after eating nothing all day is better than sex

rorke demanding his free speech rights to create nonce porn

>>218361757
do something meaningful with your life other than seething on 4chan

>>218361795
spag bol?

>>218361801
you seething at his seething is just as bad if not worse than his seething and me seething at your seething at his seething is worse than that

>>218361757
SEX

>>218361757
Its the same when they talk about sexism and racism but refuse to talk about rap music because its a sacred cow

>>218361186
big fan

big fan of the pink one!

>>218361815
just spirals and dolmio garlic extra with a sprinkling of coon cheese

>>218361565
me in the wheelbarrow

*sips from a "World's Greatest Anon" mug*
so what's the plan today then lads

>>218361565
>kilman distiller
Such subtlety

>>218361893
masturbate to porn make porn with grok masturbate again post on 4chan eat like a pig go see grandad come home and get drunk

>>218361322
My penis is 8" long and 6" in girth and I'm still a socially awkward freak that can't talk to women.
If you have no social skills or aren't at least an 8/10 looks wise it doesn't matter if you have a bwc or a micropenis

>>218361850
I thought coon cheese was discontinued because of the woke

>>218361834
nice try samefag but your life is utterly pathetic

>>218361910
you do not have an 8 inch penis that's ridiculous

>>218361911
they call it cheer now but i carry the torch

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got a midplacement review at toil tomorrow
I've already been lightly scolded for not being social enough, so dreading the feedback honestly

>>218361910
Trvth bomb

>>218361433
use the marvellous suspender

When did this stop being a shagger's general? It's more like /britfeel/.

>>218361930
I've posted it many many times

>>218361951
when all of their dogshit incel posters came over here like sacked tranny, ebin and shippy

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mental that games like space invaders used to be so popular that people wrote songs about them
australian space invaders song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2lGJMrUUHw
new zealand space invaders song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHYSs_qgmU

>>218361944
>not being social enough
At work

My arse is astonishing

playing mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee as i sometimes call it), doing the geth dreadnought mission. god i hate the quarians, worst race in the game other than the krogan

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>>218361914
lol fucking retard. i accept your concession and await your apology

>>218361757
Makes you think who designed these school uniforms

>>218361992
when are you going to grow up and stop playing video games mate

>>218361992
so you're siding with the machines...

Will a french flag show up

>>218361893
fixing a pickup and restringing a guitar

>>218361992
grow up

might go put dogs and animals in like bogs and under manholes then video myself rescuing them

ingrown toenail removed

tell me more about your disease

>>218362005
when you stop being gay
>>218362014
no, just don't like the space gypsies simple as

>>218361951
/brit/ is an ex-shaggers general lad.

>>218361893
Making pizza. For the pizza oven that i got for Christmas

>>218362056
You're making pizza for an oven?

>>218361951
this place has never been a shaggers general

2018 when all of /pol/ came here

>>218362043
trvke

>>218361973
Yeah, apparently only talking to the people within my immediate vicinity and within my team isn't enough. One piece of advice I was given was to go to a random part of the office and to try and strike up conversations with actual strangers. I ignored that advice, but now a bit anxious that I'll get a bollocking for that tomorrow.

I've gotten so used to netflix etc that now I'm pirating again I have no idea what I want to torrent

>>218361951
still a few of us left but the incels and mentally ill have mostly taken over

>>218361893
might take a drive to the area I'm looking at buying a flat, hate my life

>>218362036
well i'm playing mass effect to and romancing tali for the first time
i'm siding with she

>>218362068
Puddi

*revs up the trading212 to admire my £10 return on a £1000 investment*

>>218362085
too*

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got 3rd rock from the sun on

>>218362059
Yeah he spits it out cooked and i eat the regurgitated remains to stretch the metaphor

>>218362099
Should have invested in RBRS. 50.9% returns since March, but no one has listened to me

Went to the shops yesterday to buy some toilet paper but instead brought a frozen pizza and a 2L bottle of pepsi and totally forgot about the toilet paper.

>>218362119
'ummy'

>>218362126
Mad how I can tell those faces are from Aunty Donna

>>218362131
Bizarre

>>218362125
I did
:)
not early enough
:(

>>218362125
>RBRS
what is this?

>>218362172
25% Rolls Royce
25% BAE Systems
25% Rheinmetall
25% Saab

>>218362172
Royal Bank of Royal Scotland

nobody here is an investor stop making shit up you pathological liars

>>218362131
Rorke Bueller's Day Off

wake your reasons hollow vote

>>218362131
what type of pepsi

there must be a better anonymous chatroom type website than this

>>218362085
tali's cute and all but as i said i don't like her race, and i think shagging quarians is a fool's errand because of their immune systems and dextro DNA

>>218362185
Its immoral. Dont invest in the military industrial complex me

>>218362206
Lime flavoured

>>218362242
woke

>>218362242
mmmmmmmm good choice

>>218362126
iambic pentameter doesn't belong there

sucking a water and listening to classical music

>>218362114
this is a frasier general

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belle delphine has popped up on my Hinge, on the ‘standouts’ page which is a curation of 6 different people daily that are most suited to your algorithm. You can only give them a ‘Rose’ which is essentially a super like that puts you at the top of their likes, Hinge gives you a free one weekly.

the details all match up and the profile is verified. should I do it for a laugh?

leftymong getting all politicsJOE on me and ironically calling everything woke as a means to diminishing the term when properly applied

so this is it then. the bloodline ends with me. a smelly lonely mental man with no friends

third cock from the bum

>>218362265
Yes

>>218362226
never did it before, was curious
someday i'll do a femshep run and get with garrus

>>218362254
have you heard a piece called le cygnet its nice and sad

>>218362265
No

>>218361725
How so?

>>218362273
my brother has had 4 children so he's done all the heavy lifting for me haha

>>218362265
I really want to camping!

>>218362284
i did femshep and got with thane, garrus is strictly friendzoned

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getting the nut lube applied

>>218362265
Maybe

Got the Pavane for Dead Princess on

>>218362265
>should I do it for a laugh?
being a jester always works

>>218362265
get it done

>>218361757
Umm

>>218362307
use pencil graphite me

>>218362306
slut

>>218362307
get this up on r/guitarcirclejerk

>>218361992
Was gonna buy legendary edition but got home an hour after the sale ended. Had 4} games in my crate ffs

I am a shagger in all aspects except the actual shagging part

>>218362300
just getting pissed every night on the sofa watching tv not harming anyone

>>218362350
wow another xitter screenshot with no context so funny

said i would have a productive day yesterday but instead
>started drinking gin at midday
>had 3 incest wanks
>ordered from the takeaway jew
>installed and used the gambling jew app
>got poo on my sheets

japanese invasion of australia would've been so kino vgh

Do you have actual sex scenes in Mass Effect, or is it just implied?

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>>218362369

>>218362292
yeah, actually him i got on

>>218362369
that was pretty productive to be fair

you come to me on a submarine

>>218362378
implied no cock in pussy you do get to see blue girls arse

I enjoy sucking a man's cock, and I like getting sucked by a man, but the thought of men "having sex" disgusts me. I also don't want to kiss them.

wonder if any of my colleagues missed me during my week off

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM
SCREAMINGGGGGGG

haven’t been here since maybe 2020. absolutely nothing has changed apart from this insane captcha

all the cars are on the driveways nobody is going out

>>218362422
mad how covid was nearly 6 years ago

>>218362422
filtered swarthoid NPC

I won't stand by and let you make a mockery of /brit/

>>218362430
bizarre post

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>>218362436

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>>218362265
Get her rosed

>>218362439
how? it's just an observation

i don't believe hitler was pure evil, i am a freethinker

>>218362472
hes an autistic sperg that says that to everything

cringing my nut off thinking about all the softlads sending a digital "rose" to belle delphine thinking she'll even notice

>>218362484
Bizarre post

>>218362452
aura loss

>>218362458
>egg protein pot

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mental

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>>218362422
Wouldn't want it any other way.

remember when zoomers bought belle delphines bathwater? Demented freaks and their parasocial relationship

>>218362474
he was ambitious and misunderstood

>>218362365
You're harming yourself lad

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poo

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Built

Hitler was a psycho who's beliefs and subsequent actions resulted in tens of millions of deaths across Europe

>>218362535
Source?

>>218362514
never got the appeal of her

toil does not loom, had enough of this weekend freedom shite, put me back in the runt cage

>>218361149
My wife

>>218362540
Why did tens of millions of people disappear between 1939 and 1945

>>218362531
For?

is this "bizarre post" anon just ziedy without his flag
they're similarly autistic

>>218362552
Did they? This is the first I'm hearing of it.

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Charlize is missing.
The 15-year-old was last seen in Frankston on 31/12/2025 at approximately 3pm.

>>218362368
Why would you need context to understand that
Are you genuinely 80IQ

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>>218362553

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>>218362568
Probably. OCD ruins lives

>>218362576
ummy

Grok did WHAT?!!

Australia

>>218362568
>>218362592
meltdown

>>218362531
yawn
let me know when she's doing BBC on camera, or at least wearing blacked

>>218362611
bizarre post

>>218362576
@grok

>>218362601
load up celery man

>>218362576
probably suicide

>>218362603
e.. eeeh? amerika-kun knows my name... o///o

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>>218362614
normal post

>>218362620
the gf

>>218362586
Am I supposed to know what ARA Santa Fe is? Or a "depth charge"? A helicopter pilot doing what? Why is this mentally ill xitter user asking for respect? Why did Chris Parry respect dropping the "depth charges"? Who are these people? Whats the event? THAT IS WHAT CONTEXT IS YOU SPASTIC

>>218362549
opposite for me
I yearn for the freedom I had
treasure it now lad, once you're back in the cage you'll wish you enjoyed it more

>>218362665
>Am I supposed to know what ARA Santa Fe is? Or a "depth charge"?
yes lol

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>>218362531
For cities skylines streams with comfy jazz in the background

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NEURONS ACTIVATED

>>218362676
thats you done mate

>>218362665
are you literally 15 years old

>>218362688
>tight tummy bellychain

should be an arrestable offense these women belong in jail

>>218362648
>>218362688
Mhmmm

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still a solid quarter of the weekend left and I'm already thinking about ironing shirts and preparing a packed lunch like it's over

>packed lunch
omdz rorke

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>>218361036
New brit

>>218358535
>>218358535
>>218358535

i speak for God

>>218362765
>>218362765

>>218362780
>>218362780
the real new

blud pulling the plastic banana protector out of his lunch box

bit early

>>218362772
>>218362788
>>218362790
>3 early news

>>218362843
shut it now use one

so now nobody's going to post in either of the news
right okay then

>>218362877
*start sucking you off*

wankers you lot

>>218362893
*starts wanking you off*

>>218362893
God forgive him for he knows not what he's doing

>>218362686
do you get your knob out watching them or what?