mandy edition
winrar
>>218362765early mong
nth for the gyaldem
Have to drive to Birmingham tonight
>>218362765hate this stupid bitch and her shows all umfunny shite
>>218362888Don't get blown off road lad
>>218362888grim
>>218362888why not leave now?
>fans are divided by ‘body positive’ Emily Atack’s slimmed-down new lookthe zemp claims another body
leftymong roaring at female comedy
Got a great post to make but it'll have to wait until one thread gets deleted
>>218362938state
why is skiing so fucking expensive, one of the few things i enjoyed growing up but mummy and daddy always paid for it. even a shit resort is like 5k minimum
>>218362888do you really have to?
>>218362938fleabag is funny though you have to admit
>>218362959keeps the runts out
>umfunny
leftymong howling at rosie jones standup routine
e
>>218362959Go to Bulgaria or somewhere cheap then
>>218362926how can you be simultaneously body positive but also using drugs to remove the fat from your body
rorke howling at the moon
mad how england doesn't have snow or nice mountains
going for a drive, later niggersx
>fapped to that again, award
>>218362665I didn't know what the ARA Sante Fe was but I could work it out in 10 seconds of thoughtYou're stupid mate
UK has hosted 0 Winter Olympics sad
The latest fashion for men is to go out and about wearing nothing but a condom
>>218363059grow up
i have a confessioni spammed like a bastard at the start of this thread out of spite so you'd use it. and i won
screaming at that screenshot, mad how much the man owned the woman
mad how australia has nicer ski resorts than the british isles
>>218362937Still Grey in the gate
Not turning the heating on, me
WELL DONE DALTON SMITH
>>218363119Australia
>>218363091so now my thread is just going to wither and die is ithorrible man
*snorts*he doesn't know naval history in autistic detail
Granny gave me some "winter spice" hot chocolate that she didn't want anymore and it's fucking disgusting and yes I've shagged her up the arse
>>218363158you ever... oh
>>218363158>>218363158
a message for rorke
mad how now that I'm not drinking I literally just sleep all daya real sleepy joe, me
>>218363147What do you do for a living? If you're unable to join the dots on that screenshot then you must be stacking shelves at most
Playing a videogame
>>218363158thank you for considering our initial question
Why is 40 year old Phoebe Waller-Bridge dating a 55 year old man?Is it true love?
science-loving leftypol still unable to explain this
>>218363185ktim
might invoke an evil demon
>>218363144i didnt even make this thread but your thread was a)created later than this oneb)linked later than this onec)of no better quality than this oneyet people started using it. to have used it would have been anarchy and lead to the complete end of /brit/
tin of tomato soup boiling away gently in the air fryer
>>218363019WEREWOLVES OF LONDON
Rorke absolutely desperate for millionaires and billionaires to tell him what to think and also make his life worse
>>218363241Boiling? It should be gently simmering you fool
>>2183632362 seconds between themfine margins
>>218363138Dream come true in NYC
>>218363241you put a tin in an AIR FRYER?
Good afternoon my only friends
>>218363196Yes, you're the most intelligent person here because you know about the time Chris Packham dropped a helicopter bomb in the 80s. Well done.
not sure whether it'll be rorke or leftypol howling at this one
>>218363296Alri fren
>>218363301I accept your concession
>>218363296hiya petal
air fryer boiling away gently in the tin of tomato soup
was crouching on a step ladder yesterday and now my thighs ache
I'm an electrical engineer and I've never heard of Chris Packham
>>218362959you can ski in scotland
new cooker is coming tomorrow
>>218363330same but i was crouching on a cock instead x
It's a good thing PC's are getting more expensive, means thirdies won't be bothering me online.
might murder charlie kirk
>>218363330Little tip for you mate, if you're on a step ladder and you have to crouch, get off the step ladder
>>218363311Already saw this on Lemmy
how did dan aykroyd cure his autism then?
>>218363362they've all got phonesdo you think abdul is sitting down at his pc to post on twitter
lost 15kg last yearthen put on 5kg this winter as I stopped doing everything and started eating like a pig againTime to get back on the wagonin FebruaryDecember/January is no time for it for me
That's Diego done then
>>218363296henlo
Tesco is too expensive
>>218363371can't reach the top shelf in my cupboard to put away my video tapes can i
>>218363330~oh help me step ladder
>>218363413tesco is cheap and good they have everything you need to live and more
I still don't get it why did European diseases wipe out the native american indians but they did nothing to the blacks or asians
I haven't left my bed in a week except to poo
crouching tiger hidden step ladder
don't like that chris packham, his step daughter would get pumped though
>>218363398your silence speaks volumes>>218363220
>>218363383It will at least help in gaming
>>218363437it was cheap now it's costing £50 a week this is untenable
>>218363425Ask me next time and I'll lift you by your waist
>>218363390ktimdown 20kg last yearup 3 over Christmasback on the wagon now thoughGood work lad, tripping only matters if u can't get back up again or somet like that x
my piss pants smell like something off the chinese takeaway menu
addicted to john smiths every night its just john smiths after john smiths im a big fat alchie bastard because i drink so much john smiths
>>218363440we got the plague from asianswe had contacts with darkies since antiquityamericans lived for thousands of years completely isolated
>>218363449agreed on all fronts
>>218363484mouth watering post
>>218363444wish i could bite into her
>Parent Chris Packham (stepfather)Why they gotta do her like that
>>218363483>>218363390I'm 100kgJust keeps going up every year
gooned to gio scotti awardmade grok generate he in blacked lingerie
>>218363463Something to do with the physics of light
finkin my life has lost all meanin
>>218363498you can. you can rape
>>218363509good weight for a 6'2 man
daily reminder that at the singularity of a black hole, there is a gateway to another universe in which all the matter consumed by the black hole is expelled, which expands into a new universe, and that this was the cause of the 'big bang' that started our universe - it was the inflation of a black hole's singularity from a different universe. every single black hole is a gateway to a new universe. in that way black holes are sort of 'wormholes' between universes - a black hole consuming matter from one universe, and a 'white hole' expelling matter on the other side, in the form of a big bang which kicks that universe off
>>218363532I'm 5'7
womenthey're great
>>218363507it's him that's being done. Unironically the only thing more cucked than being an actual father is being a stepfatherunless you shag your fit (adult) step-daughter obviously
>>218363534>at the singularity of a black hole, there is a gateway to another universeProve it
>>218363552have to disagree here!
>>218363558>unless you shag your fit (adult) step-daughter obviouslypornbrian
>>218363529*melanin
>>218363534and yet all matter will be squished to nothing if it enters
today's alleged menu
>>218363548nice humblebrag
sick of this AI porn crap, there were always gooners photoshoping celebs onto whores bodies now its all slop
>>218363575fair assessment in all honesty but it is what it is
pooing into a black hole and creating a universe of poo
>>218363572you're not one of those.........gays, are you?
>>218363579leftypol hates this
Sir Matt Squisher
>>218363572hear hear
mad how all us incel NEET freaks on this website but we can't collectively mobilise to do anything
>>218363597>the ethical gooner
>>218363597yeah not into AI porn at all either. Reckon it's a zoomer thing.Although the other day I did have a go on some of those 'PMV's (porn music videos) the zoomers enjoy and I admit they were quite good. Some of them are well edited.
>>218363662well we can waste our time here every day!
>>218363311>to be installed in gpus that also have not yet been produced. In order to place them in data centers that have not yet been builtno shit that's how linear time works.the rest of his post is valid and I get he was just trying to pad it to emphasise the bullshit but still
>>218363587The giants of Portsmouth vs the minnows of Arsenal
>>218363662I just made myself a cup of coffee
>>218363566just did>>218363586its torn apart into singular atoms, then expelled again
>>218363587not fer meill be rewatchin palhinhas amazin fight after the match yday
>>218363509130 (formerly 150) for mea real pig, the kind of disgusting cunt you'd see on secret eaters
>>218363662novel idea: fight club but instead of blowing up banking buildings, they blow up make-up factories
still wearing my christmas socks ;)
So what is the ARA Santa Fe
>>218363662yeah mental isnt it. even on reddit you can dm people and end up in a discord and maybe even end up playing a game or something sociable but there is absolutely no benefit or chance to benefit from posting here
it's written derby but we say it darby
>>218363662>mad how all us incel NEET freaks on this website but we can't collectively mobilise to do anythingYid Army be like
fuck sake ladsstarted watching something last night but got steaming so now forget most of it and have to start again
gf acquired
>>218363805what is it?
>>218363532Well I am 6'2 but unfortunately it's almost entirely fat (except my legs and arse, I do have a very naturally muscly legs and arse)
rorke sexualising and objectifying brown bodies
watching rick stein's cooking in bruceland programme. turns out bruce food is mostly chinese.
>>218363820slow horses
having a bit of trouble doing a poo at the minute
>>218363807that's the web developer, right?
>>218363884not much fibre in chinese food
>>218363884Just imagine a fast flowing river washing away clods of mud from its bank
>>218363805Watched fallen angels pissed off my head once just incoherently saying because im cool like that
>>218363892she's a singer
If I had attractive cum that rocket it out at a decent force I'd spend my days cum tributing random people or perhaps even products and then sending it to them
>>218363858John le carré it ain't
>>218363927shit, don't remember
need to bring back this hairstyle
>sends you a picture of me spaffing all over a picture of you>huh why are you freaking out?! Its a tribute!
>>218363724got my thick socks on which have snowflakes on them
>>218363974Nice suit
>>218363975this is just a (cum) tribute
>>218363981cute
>>218363933perplexed at cum tribute vidswho watches them?straight men who hate women?gays?
>>218363933had an xhamster channel i used to upload tribs to weekly when i was a teenage coomer broke a tablet by coating it in spunk too many times
>>218364012
>>218364009I think the thrill is in the posting not the watching
>>218364009Gay men
And the very latest from Azov Battalion??
>mogs regular milk
>>218364009not surei think it's like rickrolling or something
spent an hour reading about zeppelinsnow going to spend my afternoon watching youtube videos on them
>>218362926>fans are dividedUh what?>How dare you lose weight!Why are women like this?
>>218363805ktim. apparently last night i watched perfume the story of a murderer cant remember anything after he does a murder like 10 minutes in
weird how we don't buy human breast milk and drink that
What a load of bullshit.
>>218364046why'd they stop doing them?
What can we do about all the shit they are putting in food nowadays making everyone weak and gay
>>218364080Scran raw beef liver. It has most nutrients
>>218364009I'm 100% completely straight but I used to wank to this one video of a bloke who was wanking to Alizee singing J'en ai marreDunno why just liked him talking dirty and pumping his nice thick cock to a sexy french womanUnfortunately haven't wanked to it since the OSApocalypse
verify doth it loom
speaking of breast milk, on her onlyfans gabbie carter has post pregnancy videos she squirts her milk over her bfs knob then licks it all off before sucking him
>>218364072Literally every single person in the uk says alley or alleyway no one is ever saying any of that
>>218364099not even her best song :/
>>218364072Unironically wish Britain looked like this
>>218364080Cut benefits for single mothers and immigrants and reinvest the money saved into subsidising gyms.
bonkers how much time i waste for zero return. i must spend 8 hours a day posting here and watching tiktoks and reels. at least watching a film or reading a book or gaming gives you something to talk about. mind is rotted into total mush
>>218364099Wait, was this around 2013?
hi
>>218364094Not me I mean the rest of the country>>218364122Gyms being free won’t solve it. Pure gym is like £20 a month that’s less than 1 dominos delivery order.
i'm hotlike pol pot
>>218364125I've never used TikTok. I imagine the whole thing is just spyware/malware designed to harvest data for the Chinese Communist Party
>>218363014I think you can be in favour of body positivity without being a fatty yourself no?>you're fat and don't care? good on you, I don't want that though so I'll be doing something about it
we're all on bluesky now
>>218364196good to grease your pole to if you know what you're looking for
used to save the page 3 pages and spunk on them and upload them on cumonprintedpics
leftypol's response?
havent seen mousey in like a week is he ok
I think /brit/ might be the most literate place on 4chananywhere else I can write a clear simple sentence and some yank will completely misunderstand what I've writtenhere I can write in broken wordplay and be perfectly understood every time
>>218364080Nothing unless you have billions and billions of pounds to change the way all food is being produced in this country and somehow find a way to get rid of the widespread presence of microplastics and endocrine disrupting chemicals in modern food.testosterone levels have fallen to generational lows, the average man in the 1960s were more masculine and handsome than the average man today.
>>218364151er yeah probably
>>218364241mouse/y is fine but the last time I spoke to him he seemed distant and said he wanted to be called "Minnie" from now on
>>218364220mate uploaded pictures of another mates sister there and he was fuming when he showed him the replies
>>218364167Are u gay
>>218364117she looks fit in it though
>>218364277no i'm nonbinary pansexual
pickup: fixednut: lubedstrings: strunga clue: gained
>>218364279um she's 15 in that video
eating completely shitefat bastardbig fat bastard
>>218363774Mad how shit they are
>>218364287That is gay in a way
>>218364244hard to tell when 80% of "discussion" site-wide takes the form of deliberately misunderstanding what someone is saying and then taking it to its extreme logical conclusion
>>218364180At the end of the day it's more of a cultural thing than anything else, so there's not much you can do. Every supermarket is full of unhealthy shit cause that's all people buy, because no one cares. We're not a health-nut country like Japan or Continental Europe or whatever.
still waiting on them to make three course meal chewing gum
>>218364297how so?
>>218364072Fuck this AI slop
>>218364109>Literally every single person in the uk says alley or alleywayThat's not the point you deracinated wog zoomtardThose words have made their way into road names in those regions
>>218364109we do have opes in cornwall tbf
wanking to fergie's milf song music video
>>218364279looked*
>>218364080It was over before it began for some lads. Growing up I used to wonder why people seemed to hate me when I was just existing, hadn't even done anything yet, and I'd witnessed them react warmly to my mates who they were also meeting for the first time. In retrospect I can see it's because I am fairly ugly, unathletic and autistic.
i don't know how many updates behind i am on my phonebeen doing update after updatestill not up to date
>>218364294:)
watching Gary Eats in tribute to Mouse Boy
SuperMan on a HotDog ok
>>218364334>never stood a chance.webmproto-rorke
>>218364295Change ya life
>>218364205Bluesky is a twitter migrant enclave, no point going over while the usual content I consume is still on X
>>218364223I want X to be fined into oblivion
>>218364291play us the brit theme song
hey just back on X to let y'all know I'm on BlueSky
>>218364366how
>>218364366Mental how he pushes himself to inhuman levels every day just to look like a lad who goes to the gym 3-4 times a week and eats clean.
>>218364334> It was over before it began for some ladsImo it’s down to sedentary lifestyles. All the lads who develop well tend to be active.
>>218364380What will that achieve? They tried fining 4chan and hiromoot simply didn't pay
>>218364334:skull: :skull:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko70cExuzZM
>>218364394That's not why he does it though is it
>>218364392Stop eating so much first nigga>>218364394Mental that you think he works out to look good lmao
>>218364408how does Elon's knob taste matey
>>218364414he's mentally ill
>>218364366This guy mad depressed
>>218364408UK ISPs might be ordered to block 4chan, I guess we'll see what happens
>>218364431>>218364430aren't we all
>Your computer experienced an unexpected shutdown. Send status report?wish there was a comment section you could add to these to tell ol mate who reads the reports not to bother, that it was most definitely because I had 800 porn tabs open
>>218364429like garlic salt
>>218364422>Mental that you think he works out to look good lmaothat's the only reason people work out
>>218364451Yeah they have that option, it's called 'not sending the status report'
>>218364394He's old tbf
>>218364440Taking their time aren't they
Æthelwulf, King of Wessex 839 - 8584 of his sons would then reign after his death in 858.Æthelbald, King of Wessex 858 - 860Æthelberht, King of Wessex 860 - 865Æthelred I King of Wessex 865 - 871Alfred the Great, King of Wessex 871 - 886 and then later as King of the Anglo-Saxons 886 - 899
>>218364459Are you really that bored
>>218364466no I want them to fix the issue so I can view 800 tabs without a problem in the future
>>218364459No it isn't you stupid twig
watching the snooker
>>218364480get more RAM or stop using chrome
>>218364459Thought it was to stop the existential dread creeping in
just remembered that incestflix will never come back and now I'm sad
rorke yelling out "where's the cueball going" when his da gets up of the settee
>>218364479>>218364483>>218364494you lot are lying to yourselves
>>218364497There was a mongy looking blonde woman on there who mad great stuff
>>21836449116GB in firefox. I really do have many, many porn tabs open.
>>218364484Gwan Ronnie
the only reason i work out is so that women won't look at me with disgust
Going down the hardware shop to get fork handles
>>218364544boomers lost their fucking minds at this
I started working out so I could have the strength and stamina to do things my dad was able to do
>>218364517you got the replies you were afterwell done
>>218364480stop being a fool and use thishttps://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/the-marvellous-suspender/noogafoofpebimajpfpamcfhoaifemoa
>>218364544Chaos ensued
>>218364544careful mate, shopkeeper might think you want to bum him
I want to kiss her neck
Honest hardworking people. Trodden on by english time and time again. So sad
>>218364569i want to bash her over the head for making the same joke every other ethnic foid has made
>>218364551>so I could have the strength and stamina to do things my dad was able to dowhat like shag your mum an that?
>>218364554>noogafoofpebimajpfpamcfhoaifemoagiggling to myself imagining a maori women tearing up her wee sheet of A4 paper, standing up in parliament and belting this out
>>218364569I want to kiss your neck *gently caresses your cheek*
The janman cometh
>>218364478
Does anyone know how realistic the graphics are gonna be in gta 6 or is it just gonna be the same as red dead 2?
>>218364577Just sounds like a bloke who hasn't grown up
>>218364585yea if need be
>>218364577Right to roam exists. They can walk anywhere
>>218364611Says the 35 year old man on 4chan
might become a muslim
>>218364606rdr2 was developed for the previous gen, gta 6 was developed for the current oneprepare to be impressed
>>218364569godless tight oriental tummies with pierced bellybuttons it makes you sick so it does
>>218364621Big fan of vile disgusting fat blokes in porn.
>>218364629How's sixth form little man?
>>218364606better i reckon
I'm a virgin
all gone quiet have we
>>218364664as someone who doesn't play video games, this to me looks identical to what I saw in the PS2 dayslike you'd drive through that in Burnout 3: Takedown putting some cunt head first into a wall while 'The Middle' by Jimmy Eat World played
Supporting the australian music industryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUXvlpS0TvE
The Fanning sisters, as it were
>>218364705Takes too long to solve the captchas
>>218364730:>>
>>218364663What are you talking about idiot
>>218364730who's trying to separate you
>>218364747No need to sign your posts
>>218364716you have to admit it looks pretty good though
>>218364664just looks like watch dogs 2
>>218364760He's so fucking hot
>>218364755Retard what type of signature would “what are you talking about idiot” be?
hope you can play as lucia and get fucked by jason
>>218364799>>218364799
Thoughts on caseoh?
