sombra edition
it fucking looms
poo smells lmao
>>218370009good get me out of this hell
erm
that's next weeks chicken butcheredgot a breast in brine ready for me tea tonight
Haven't accomplished anything or done any of the things I had to do today, but I did brush my teeth just now so there's that
the prepatch is on chuesday innit and I still dont know what to name my male draenei character"Maledraenei" is sadly taken
grandma cat
the loom is very strange this weekendthe sense of impending doom is much strongerreckon im gonna fuck something big up at work
gfhgfdhfgdhjg
>>218370157the girl who does these videos is fit as fuck
>>218370166I accidentally sent a candidate someone else's SSN and their DOBwaiting for the shoe to drop me
>>218370057horny mouse?
>>218370218horny - mousse t
>>218369962>Always thought of him as very non-political.he was, but speaking out for the right to say niggerfaggot is at least an anti-left position
>>218370199is that a sackable offence
seeking attention
>>218369963i wish mexicans were real
>>218370189she is indeed friend
>>218370253no, I documented the error. all you can do i just havent notified the compliance department because my otherwise stellar yearly review is this weekill wait or not say jack
glod
Lad at the leather club last night was too fresh... like, are you allowed to be here fresh. I know he was 18 but my God, it's a bit much, feels like a fawn wandering into a wolves' den. Not going to lie, I'd have a crack at him myself, he was dressed so boldly too, but I could feel the hunger of some of the other blokes, most double his age. Ended up leaving early, hope he was ok.
>>218370344freakshow
>>218370344bit gay
>>218370189>>218370282fucking get her posted then what is this a radio play?
mama mia
It true though
>>218370423person of colo(u)r huh
>>218370441posted it again award
Got the flu going round
>>218370397pipe down her content is wholesome shan't share her with gooners like you
>>218370344miss when i was completely clueless about gays and thought they really were just normal people
What's a leather club
>>218370397found it easilyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xfOEpuSVos
>>218370482>the news: hospitals SLAMMED by worst MEGA-Flu in decadesmmm right but they're not though are they
>>218370401How do I make this lady my gf?
>>218370506A lot of us are tbfmy kink is old men thougheverbit of a gerontophile meotherwise im really vanilla
question for lads with gfshow often do you hit yours? i've slapped mine about an average of once every 2 months for the past year, dunno if that's too much
completely normal
>a lot of us are, and here's also a strange unasked for tidbit about how I wank to old men
The leather club's two blocks down.
Hi Sponge Bob
Saw a suicide video, now I have PTSD
>>218369963Sombra anal vore sex arse
I literally don't remember a time when hospitals weren't SLAMMED or COLLAPSING
>>218370606why did you watch it
>Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay, Mandelson tells BBCfair enough
>I'm a normal gay, normal gays do exist we're born gay and born normal>my biggest, filthiest kink is grotty older men shagging me roughly right up my tight, pale, 18 year old choir boy arse though but this has nothing to do with that time I was sexually abused my an older man in my youth I was just born this way (a normal gay)
Imagine being a kid these days and the government wants to stop you from texting your mates omd
got my energy drink
>>218370344Least sexually deviant homosexual
>>218370663truth nuke
>>218370665goodget them outside having a kickabout and drinking in parks
watching columbo with stepmummy :>
>>218370663Why would being abused make one seek out the abusive behaviour
>>218370663trvke
>>218370584scr
>>218370717All illegal activities bell end
We should tax people who went to uni
>>218370665What does a kid need a phone for: "mum, can you make fish and chips tonight?"
>>218370722cute
>>218370767already do, via the student loans company(and i've paid mine off)
scambled egg and mackerel for tea
wonder if i grew up when there was no internet if I'd have been a normal, sociable lad or if I'd just have sat inside watching the tele
>>218370788neuvo-tarq
>>218370773theres a so called psychic but he's a fakereckon it's all about to kick off
>>218370788Oldfag are you
>>218370663I wish it'd been this. I wouldve sucked off my priestits just an aesthetic preference lad
Reckon a few gay fellas have wanked to me in the past.
molest my own arse
>>218370821only ever watched clips of it for memes
gonna watch some TV "devs"
>>218370820>>21837082234, grew up in a single parent home on bennies (and full esa when that was a thing)
>>218370803I grew up with no internet for most of my childhood and I just stayed inside playing vidya or reading instead
reckon no one has ever wanked to me
this is kino actuallythey dont make tv like they used to
had to check on catbergs kittens and she went sicko mode on me, scratched my arms to pieces
>>218370980leave them alone
>>218370803i probably would have at least read books or something instead of playing video games all day
>>218370980why would you do that? if somethings wrong she'd bring them to you, if nothings wrong she doesn't need you anywhere near them
How do i find a british arthoe chudette gf?
cats are so smart they can detect nonces
>>218370963Yeah so not plan 2 go fuck yourself
charging my bike light, shaver and laptop
consuming pornography
how the fuck has he done that then
This is a picture was taken on a BEACHAnd some of you mongs still think the moon landing was real lmao
>>218371034for me personally its the uprising of the persian arthoes
oh just to be clear, I left the club early, not the young lad. If I see him there again I might make a move, will be a bit gutted if one of the geezers has already used him though. Unlikely such a slutty lad is a virgin but still I'd rather not be thinking of one of the 50yo leatherdaddy cocks having been up in there
>>218371067Bizarre post
need to get a mortgage, don't know how
>>218370663The fact that there are twinks with tight, pale little bums willing to give it up for older blokes is a blessing that gives me hope for my future and I don't know why you'd see it any differently. I remember being a young gay and I have no interest in any guy more than a couple of years older than me. But now I'm getting on, I'm not going to put my nose up if some cute young lad offers his arse up for me on a silver platter.
>>218371074need one of those women to kiss me on the lips and whisper positive affirmations into my ear, if ya catch my drift! ;)
not gay but some of these posts are quite arousing
>>218371126Go to a bank or other mortgage lender, tell them your earnings, they tell you what mortgage they are willing to offer. Simple as.
>>218371165what does she do when she catches them
mum gave me a gold necklace as a gift, that she got from her mumshe's not clued up on finances or anything and clearly had no idea of the worth of what she was giving me because at current gold prices this necklace is worth almost 10,000 euroshould probably mention this to her lol
>>218371141>I remember being a young gay and I have no interest in any guy more than a couple of years older than meMeant I had no interest. Now I'm older I'm exclusively into guys considerably younger than me. When I was 20s I liked 20s. Now I'm 40s I like guys in their 20s, prefereably early 20s, preferably 18 year olds lol
>>218371263destroy them both
cooked up some taco meat for breakfast
Actually feel like I'm going to throw up everywhere
>>218371412*scoots further away from you*
in need of a merciless grangling
need an 18 year old twink from grindr
>>218371371
chatgpt fixed my back issues
big fan of polish cheese and meats. loads of peng stuff in those polish shops you see
I like to eat the little marzipan chocolates with alcohol in
tempted to ask what cheese and meat are good but also don't want to encourage tedious blogposting
wish I lived as a hunter-gatherer 8000 years agooffice toil is not naturalI should be hunting and killing
>>218371471what was the solution then
we never did hear much more about those 13 year old lads with monkey pox around the mouth and anus and those german shepherd dogs with monkey pox around the anusguess it must have been all sorted since we never heard any more about it so that's good. No point thinking about it now since it's evidently been sorted out
>>218371533It gave me 5 different exercises to do to strengthen my core, back muscles and glutes so I can fix muscle imbalances
>>218371517just go in and see what looks good.
>>218371549Don't reply to me. I didn't engage with you, don't engage with me.
>>218371525that lifestyle had largely ended by then
These guys were cooler than drinking with salary man in Japan they legit just ask you to play poker and smoke with them.
Give me an album recommendation, need to broaden my horizons a little.
>>218371573*doesnt see your post due to being distracted by the delicious platter of smoked polish meats and cheeses in front of me*
>>218371575not true
>Don't reply to me. I didn't engage with you, don't engage with me.
>>218371607humans were transitioning to farming several millennia prior to 6000bce
>>218371601what genres do you like
>>218371601electric wizard - come my fanatics...
If anyone needs me ill be in my masturbatorium
>>218371601The best of The Beatles
bought a new hard drive
>>218371651yeah it's looking like the same for mequick unsatisfying porn coom then it's off to bed for an early night
got boa on
>>218371640I like guitar music, like Pixies, Radiohead, Blur, but accepting all suggestions.>>218371645Will give this a listen >>218371667Already a big fan of them, I'm afraid
might have another go at trying to suck myself off
>>218371678>quick unsatisfying porn coom then it's off to bed for an early nightGrim.
>where's the chairman gone
>>218371601earl sweatshirt some rap songstrap volume 1 various artist (2013 i think, old edm trap)blue october foiled hype williams find out what happens
the nelson scrandela
>>218371630not in Europepeople didn't switch to farming all at once everywhere, it spread unevenly and over thousands of yearspretty much all of Europe were still hunter gatherers 8000 years ago, apart from a few southern coastal areas which were semi-sedentaryötzi the iceman was a hunter gatherer and he lived 5300 years ago in what is now northern ItalyI specifically picked 8000 years ago because it was mostly before agriculture in Europe but the dangerous Pleistocene megafauna had all largely died out
Any women online? Would you rather shag Robert Pattinson or Zac effron (in their primes)
>>218371709you smashing out the pushups in the hyperbolic time chamber until 10pm are you aye lad fair play crack on shagger
>>218371765Grow up.
>>218371758>Watery gravy on peasGrim
we have literally no clue what people did 3000 years ago, sure there’s bits and pieces yet no grasp on any of it
>>218371762pattinson obviously
>>218371821Feet stat
>>218371758gravy looks disgusting
>>218371759done him
>>218371758Gravy's good tonight.
>>218371807they were big on trans rights that much we do know
having a go
>>218371846yeah?
>>218371759otzi wasnt a proper hunter gatherer. he used metal tools. only settled populations created metal tools.
>>218371762Im a man but id rather have zac effron slung up my smelly poo chute
>>218371887the open air fryer
The Chinese uncles ask you to play poker with them
only 1817 thought it was closer to 2000
>>218371919hope you added at least garlic powder, basil, black pepper
>>218371905
let the man cook
mental how lambs are both cute and delicious unlike pigs who are just delicious and turkeys who are just cute
>>218371973Grim.
>>218371962pigs are cute
>>218371976nowt wrong with it
bread grilled in sunflower oil with salt for dinner
love criticising people's dinners on 4chan me
>>218371949I remember when I was in battleship rock and these old guys asked me to sit with them and they watched me eat a meal meant for 4 and drink 3 beers in one sitting
thinking about genghis khan
>>218371067why did the ussr independently confirm that their enemy had beaten them to the moon?
>>218372012ok
>>218371889he didn't make his metal tools, he obtained them through trade. his copper axe was mainly a status symbol, analysis of it shows it was rarely used. it was not his hunting weapon, he used a bow and arrow to kill game, and a flint knife for processing the game.semi-fluctuating trade routes between more settled communities and hunter gatherers was common, his axe was a status symbol and he likely got it from bartering animal hides or something like thatalso you didn't address anything else I said. im talking about 8000 years ago, not Otzis time. Europe were mostly hunter gatherers still
>>218371988piglets areI don't think pigs are cute because if pigs were cute then women (who enjoy cute things) would find me cute, as I have the visage of a pig
pot noodle for tea x
the mentally ill yellow fever chinaboo has arrived
>>218372012it's alright to like big dinners
>>218372012>i am a fat cuntfascinating anecdote yank
>>218371944why did you put it through a colander?
>I don't think pigs are cute because if pigs were cute then women (who enjoy cute things) would find me cute, as I have the visage of a pig
>>218372012a fat american?!? surely not
>>218368333I fucking called it again, the exact scorelads at this point whenever I make a footy prediction just put a bet on itinfinite money glitch
I'm uniting Japan
*walks up to you at the /brit/ dinner party holding a mojito*so, Kate tells me you're an incel?
rorke has a furry toilet seat cover on the hole section that he hasn't removed or cleaned since his mum died two years ago
nearly bedtime x
these days I only eat fried/grilled bread and sardines
>>218372125lottery numbers, NOW
>>218372012I lost the pics but a canuck shared some comments from a korean site where they all seethed about white people, and one of them was complaining how unfair it was that white people and koreans lived pretty much the same length of time when we live off beef and cheese and ale whilst their cuisine is centred around rice, fish and veg
>>218372161it lush
toil looming
>>218372149*begins spluttering and sweating before I can get a word out, and then I explode and send bits of human detritus everywhere over all the guests*
>>218372187is that the girl who gets on tv all the time to talk about calais
it loometh
>>218372149do you always repeat what that roastie foid says to you, wordcuck?
*picks up a strange looking appetizer from the food table and gobbles it up*
Imagine your kids ask like:Dad, how was the internet like before all these AIslops? Was it fun?
>>218372187lovely
>>218372177this boring af dry jan business means i'm operating on about 11 hours of sleep per night. love being asleep me.
>>218372173on the 'dine grind
look away now wokes
REBUILD NEW BRIGHTON TOWER
>>218371876Nice 'berg
farted in bed and the smell woke up gfberg lol
gf won't stop using metal utensils on my ceramic pots
>>218372261corr
gf is a voice in my head
>>218372278kick her cunt in
Where the Wild Things Are
>>218372238>we used to see a thing that was cool and just enjoy it cos you knew it actually happened or you'd call it fake and gay
>>218372278murder her violently and bury her body in the nearby woods then clean the house with bleach and use her phone to text yours to say you've broken up but struggle to throw the police off the trail and have them find blood in the floorboards that you forgot and go on trial for murder and be found guilty and serve a life sentence
>difficult boss behind an unskippable cutscenemy suffering is immense
>>218372303good post
>>218370963Congrats on paying off your £40 loan
hachubby's streams haven't been good ever since she lost her virginity a couple of years ago
>>218372375was 20k all in, actually
>>218372382how did they change afterwards?
>>218372393why haven't you emigrated?
>>218372350what game
>>218372339nah
>>218372427alright was just a suggestion haha
got the asmr onNEED an asmr gf
>>218372393Walk a mile in my shoes son, current loan value is £47k
mind if I arse you a few questions?
>>218372472who you watching?
big fan of italian women in their 30s
sausage chunks in a cream, white wine, and mustard sauce. extremely pengerific
>>218372525looks an absolute rideyou just know she insists on no condom and you will be finishing inside her
>>218372525
>>218372554*yawns*
take my shoes and walk a mile, something you can't do
time for suicidal ideationtoil
>>218372512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-KjqouQYTc
the woke brigade won't like this of course but I think anyone who went to a comprehensive school should have to pay back a higher student loan
reckon if napoleon was still alive i'd put him in a chokehold until he's begging me to let him go in french
haha it looms for you but not me
>>218371601Deerhunter - Halcyon Digest
>>218372702
My astonishing arse
>>218372702looks an absolute rideyou just know she insists on no condom and you will be finishing inside her
>>218372726bit gay
>>218372802screaming
>>218372607cheer up
>>218372579looks like an alcoholic who lived next to me for a while
made triple chocolate muffins yesterday. gf said they are the best she's ever had. wasnt even a difficult recipe
trump just nuked copenhagen holy shit
getting dicked down on some gangster shit
>>218372888Finally
why yes i AM in bed already you are correct
>Epstein kept me 'separate' from his sexual side because I'm gay
>>218372954fair play
might kill mineself once I get around to actually doing it
>>218372956kek this is me, the frown, all of it
Bristol, thank you!>>218372280>>218372280>>218372280
you chaps enjoy your roast today?
bit of a quiet thread today
>>218373179we're all off to bed lad
>>218373179we're all watching columbo
Very slow day today.
Any Jade from Traitors enjoyers?
its a bit of a slow one today isn't it?
watching columbo in bed x
>>218373068wish i could put loic in a headlock and give him a swirly like a schoolboymaybe a bit of bullying will make him less of a self-hating freak
>>218373220yeh. id also sling one up rachel
>>218373248*squeezes your fat man tits*
horsemaxxing
>>218373275Can't stand Rachel. Jessie would get it
>>218373305hehe
>>218373248*calls you fatty while pooing directly into your mouth*
still working through christmas leftovers
Toil tomorrow
>>218373305Looks like Elton John farted on that horse's head
>>218373305POV: you are ketamine
Another week of get up and go. Of hustle and bustle. Of "Hi, how are you?". Of "Can we have a quick catchup?".It looms! It fucking looms!
19:08it looms
new normal but not if you wanna work from home we're doing the old normal for that one
Amazon left the package with my tablet in on the doorstep in the pissing rain no knock on the doorfucking ridiculousness Only realised 2 hours after it was delivered when I looked at the clock and noticed it was past the estimated delivery window.
>>218373432>>218373457please stop it lads I can't take much more
I'm not conventionally attractivegood thing my pang pang finds me cute
I wonder what percentages of /brit/ are:a) In workb) In education or trainingc) NEET
>>218373534a)
columbo got his assmade that english prick look a right mong
Doesn't loom for me I'm off until Wednesday
>>218373534b
>>218373534c for me
>>218373534Proud C
being a neet is like a superpower
>>218373534a, unforch
>>218373534option C for Claimant
want to kiss you xx
>>218373752
so is anyone going to nosh me off or...?
>>218373718cut off the 2024 date this time, have you?
Where is everyone? This thread has been up for 2.5 hours WTF
>>218373850It says 2024 in the middle of the pic
>>218373880rightbit on the piss to tell you the truth
>>218373812*starts sucking your dick*
cocks sex cocks cocks and sex sex sex cocks big cocks big hard cocks big hard cocks and semen lots of semen cocks sex sex with cocks cocks i want cocks and sex and cocks
it always gets gay at the end of the thread
Bunp
gagging for a croquette
>>218373957UM x
>>218373982*starts aggressively bumming your arse*
Bump
>>218373957
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk. i'm gonna be late for work.
Ok new thread time let's get some life back in brit ffs
>>218374029watched this on loop and stared at his eyes the full time FFS might be gay
>gagging for a croquette
>>218374041YES
>>218374096It not gay if it's your penis in another guys mouth. DW lad.
>>218373874new captchas killed /brit/
ah, my crepes are done
rasheed forgot to switch to his other account
ok jokes over now where's the fucking new
new crepes
any artists in?kinda wanna learn how to draw
>>218374269This is the final /brit/
NEW>>218367575>>218367575>>218367575
GET THE FUCKING NEW MADE FUCKING NOWDON'T PISS ABOUT GET IT FUCKING MADE I WILL NOT ASK TWICEYOU FUCKING CUNTS GET IT MADE
The ultimate blackpill is that no matter no bad it gets for the young white man, living with parents, not in work, never had sex, 10+ million migrants imported to workThey would STILL do fuck all about it and just accept it as they withered into ashes and with no one noticing they ever even existed
>>218374355>>218374355>>218374355
of course I do have my bum out
