chappell roan edition #342
>>218377882sex
Just made the new
Fat families blokes gone rorke
>>218377935Why is rorke always so cringe
>>218377882surprised they got chain mail to fit her fucking ripe dumper
>>218377882CLANK CLANK CLANK GET INSEMINATED WENCH
grindr near me is fucking dire
POO
leftypols idol
*makes it make sense*
>>218377991Mine is Charles de Gaulle
the new laptop is supposed to arrive today I'm so nervous what if it got stuck somewhere or will arrive broken or will turn out to be shit
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1768049272580873.webm
>>218378022Blimey
>>218377935https://youtu.be/HHZ5naLYx1EUm based
don't click that
*unpacks it*
Wonder how this happened then.
>>218378022leftypol's birth
>>218377935donal trump needs support he's A FATTY!!@@
>>218378082PSKRM
>>218378022how does this even happenhow did this idea get into his head
>>218378075someone linked a video earlier car driving 100mph crashed into another car
find around and fuck out
>>218378075paki cabbie got the call of the void I reckon
>>218378075you-know-whos
>>218378122link me up senpai
i knew better and yet i clicked it
>>2183780752 guys in one red seat? Was he sitting on his lap?
>>218378122I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it wasn't the taxi driver doing a ton.
I love my catberg so much lads
So... yeah. That just happened.
>>218378010he was right and nobody listened
>>218378141>>218374413
>>218378181post catberg
>>218378181Weird how we get so attached to an animal living in our home
>>218377935Strange, wonder why some gays lean towards thisAlready an outsider so looking for belonging?
>>218378075https://xcancel.com/YappAppLtd/status/2010346995664171105#mThe 3 friends who died have been named as - Muhammad Danyaal Ali, Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar and Farhan Patel
I hate January.
>>218378181If you love it so much why don't you marry it?
>>218378202he dead
This is so obviously a morally reprensible moving of the goal posts and if you refuse to argue in good faith, then fuck around and find out.
>>218377882How to survive in london, you need full chainmail for protection from stabbings
>>218378197OAS was right. Never should have pulled out of Algeria
>>218378251
My life is nigger fried bullshit
>>218378253truly wicked month
>>218378251Oh I almost felt bad for them. Shame about the guy in his 50s though.
>>218378251>Muhammad Danyaal Ali, Mohammed Jibrael Mukhtar and Farhan Patel
any bed prep man in
>>218378285Algeria was untenable. Should have done one last nuclear test on algier though.
Good evening lads
>>218378251oh well!
>>218378314another of them though, statistically speaking
Why are immigrants on 4chuds like this?>We're better than the other browns. In fact we make more money than the national average. We're basically white :p
>>218378328evening mate
>>218378328Hey bulglad
I just love how the reframing of the discourse is setting the stage for the time to have a conversation. This is utterly disingenuous. Full stop.
Had an enjoyable shave earlier with my muhl rocca R94 and feather blades
>>218378420>feather bladesbased
When you have the Nietzchean will to power crystal, you can just do things.
>>218378420you'll impress me when you shave your balls with it
>>218378366>>218378399>>218378420I might have gifted this to my brother, he says it's very good, model looks the same.
Fuck it, I'll say it. I'm not exactly what you would call "politically correct."
>>218378338browncels exist and they do eventually assimilate by gen two or threethe reality reform Timmy simply won't acknowledge
>>218377991indeed, indeed. no society will ever thrive when there's a large, and growing class living off those who workRobspierre, Stalin, Mao did nothing wrong, just purified their respective societies and their nations thrived because of that
>>218378470Its a very good razor very smooth close shave never going to use anything else
>>218378485you are the swarthiest ugliest brownest wop of all time
>>218378520>Robspierre, Stalin, Maoall resulted in oligarchies lol
ad hominems on 4chud won't save your cunt thougheveralbeit
putting my heated throw on
clicked that link from earlier in the threadvile
camgirls are like>thanks rorke for the 10000 tokens
This. This right here.
>>218377935Had this guy appear on Instagram a few times but assumed he was just a nut, is he actually famous?
>>218378521Yes I think it's the same, a bit pricey but good quality. I've never used razors myself, I've had a trimmer for the beard since I was 15 probably.
>>218378520i especially liked the part where robespierre got guillotined himself
>>218378600omds likkle zoomer
>>218378305banger of a post
>>218378614missed the part where he tried to kill himself, just shot his jaw off, survived, got sentenced to death
do I have to verify my age to use adultwork now, ffscan't even get shagged in starmer's britain
I don't say evasion I say avoision
to be honest lads I think I just hate like 90% of women
>>218378665At least they're not speaking English...oh wait
Leftypols having a true melty when their geography stan comes out as a bit faragey. He's from fucking Birmingham for fucks sake
>>218378702and grindr. woke has gone too far
I fucking hate the Star capcha so much. They changed it after I started getting fast with the dice capcha too those twats. Bring back the word capcha
the local Chinese is likely triad-run but the food's good so I don't really care
>>218378833what's her deal? what's wrong with 4chan?
>>218378739some of them are alright
>>218378833Guarantee she never even heard of 4chan before 2016.
holy cringehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2pL64xe8Fs
bath time
>>218377882saved
>>218378878so? ls 10 years not enough?
there's no good black girl x asian girl lesbian porn
wasted enough of my life to remember when there was no captcha and the update button had no cooldown
a chune innit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk41oUnrB64
>>218378950when was that?t. newest fag on the site
>>218378944write to your MP
>>218378944i've wanked to that a few times but you're generally right
listening to Enya before bed
CUMUMMUM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umm_al-Fahm
>>218378633Zillenial and proud mate, sorry I don't recognise the chud poofter
>>218378968
>>218378306It's been miserable so far and will probably only get worse. Personally i'm going to hibernate the next week or so. I think i'll rewatch Lord of the Rings, Chernobyl, and The Beatles Get Back this week.
>>218378791>man who romanticises the simple life, the outdoors and the countryside is a bit of a conservativeHonestly what were they expecting
>>218379021>Zillenialnot a thing
fucking hate this shithole country full of smelly niggers and ugly queers fucking sick of it
>>218379056>waits 4 hours to charge cause it's cold
janny probably won't like that one
Escortlad checking in lads.Been a few weeks. Remember the blonde escort I lost my virginity to, the one I panicked had ghosted me? Well I saw her again yesterday. She was true to her word.Went amazing. I booked a longer session this time and it was such an incredible experience. We had sex with me on top this time and I lasted a bit longer as well, I was pumping away pretty hard and held her legs while she made eye contact with me and I came really hard inside her (condom on obviously).We talked quite a lot as well. Honestly seemed like we have a lot in common and we have similar tastes and interests. Haven't begged her for a next meeting date, think I have played this well.
oops easy mistake to make hope the money makes up for it
>>218379100Hey! I'm not ugly
they took this from us
and you'll neh,,, ver,,, see,,, an old man,,, eat a MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS bar bar bar
>>218379086My existence disagrees with you
>>218379134Nice, never been with an escort bird myself>We talked quite a lot as well. Honestly seemed like we have a lot in common and we have similar tastes and interests.Just don't catch feelings for her mate.
>>218379134Nice. Im coming off my pain meds this week and really looking forward to when I feel better and im planning to get with a brass to celebrate.
>>218379188stop fucking replying to the gimp ffs
>>218379179when were you born?
>>218379145Good, it looks shit
>>218379145I was watching BBC Alba yesterday and all the different military tattoos since the 1960s and it dawned on me just how much the UK has lost its economic footing in the last 30 or so yearsmental
wish the toilfu would let me pump her hole
>>2183792111997
horse pussy
>>218379241>1997
wish I had a toilfuwish I had any kind of excitement in my life
700/1021 Pokemon named from memory. Need to study the last three hundred so I can remember them all anf get a higher score next time.
>>218379220the decline of the UK since WW2 is incredible. one of the biggest catastrophes to befall any nation.
>>218377935big fan of his workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETCNnl6i28Y
>>218379134>>218379316same lad?
>>218379316you should jump off the nearest motorway bridge
>>218379268
Wow Jennie Cramer
>>218379316reckon there's better things you could be studying, tobester
>>218379341There's a big one near my house but there's big railings now after lots of attempts.
>>218379225>>218379283Toilfu is now my gf. Been pumping her since the end of December. She is getting some birth control just after valentine's day, looking forward to spaffing inside her
>>218379375wowthe raped
>>218379324sad her genetics caused that
I don't care about politics at all, would rather be happy :)
>>218379210Why? I don't know who he is.
everyone on fat jabs is a pathetic tramp
>>218379424:)
>>218379188>Just don't catch feelings for her mate.I have but I am trying to manage them.I think it's impossible not to spend time with somebody while having sex and cuddling while naked and not catch any feelings.During this last session, she was basically suggesting that we could try and explore different things going forwards.
I am cold and ill
remember supersize vs superskinnysome fat cunt and some anorexic has to switch diets for a month or summatscreeching reality tv was so kino in the late 2000s/early 2010snow it's all sexy 22 year olds with dentures who want to shag each other and that's supposedly entertainmentdull as
might go bed lol
Ahh just finished my Dolmio spag biolo. Aah Dolmio
>>218379472Same and I have nobody to help me. It's a disturbing insight on how my life will be if I make it to old age and it not nice.
might get turkey teeth
>>218379487Dangerous and downright stupid
something happening in iran?seems to kick off every once in a while there and then fizzles out
hi
Did you know that some lads spaff after getting stripped naked before they get to do anything? Mental
>>218379467>I think it's impossible not to spend time with somebody while having sex and cuddling while naked and not catch any feelings.I'm surprised you had time to talk and cuddle, from what I've heard from anons and some friends it's usually just business and they can't wait to leave. This could be an expensive thing if you want to see her again and again just beecase you like her, be careful.
watching being humannot gay but mitchell... yea i'd kiss him tenderly
>>218379519get turkey hair insteadit's actually mental how having good hair can deage you by 2 decades flat
>>218379531Ive always had the other issue. It takes ages to spaff. Reckon I must be low t or something.
>>218379519Wtf is this, Why?
>>218379579They get their teeth sanded down then they replace them with veneers
>>218379519That is fucking terrible
detest neurotypicals
Sisters BF is a black curly haired brown eyed swarthoid who looks half-Arab or one of those ones who could maybe pass as white but he's not. He has a normal name and surname, his dad has blue eyes and his mum looks like him but have seen her parents and they're completely normal. So weird.
>>218379598Dang, I had no idea that's how they do it but it makes sense. What if something happens with the veneers, your stuck with a reptile looking mouth.
>>218379598mad how 1 in 4 yanks have veneers
>>218379415Holy Fuck
>>218379637If you want I can help you lynch him. I even have my own rope
>>218379637just a latin manmy da had green eyes, my ma had blue eyes, my sister is blinde and blue eyedi grow my beard and shout alllah akbar, everyone expects a big boomand yet i'm father's spitting imagejust darker
>>218379579
>>218379635
>>218379715blonde*
>my sister is blinde
i'll tell you what, 4chan. if you offer me a quick megaflash sale of around 30% off, i'll buy one of your shitty passes.
>>218379724hugs
>>218379715N
I
>>218379723top kek, that looks retarded.
>>218379741id buy a pass only if I knew no one associated with this site was getting the money, dont think its too far to say I'd rather they all starve to death :p
>>218379754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRicpGFP4xI
>>218379715Yeah but you're French you guys are Latins so it makes sense for you. This is just an English guy.
>>218379769*gets radicalised*
honestly, thinking about it, I don't think I have ever actually loved a woman I've dated
comfy tiem
is that an umbunny... fast asleep....
>>218379810diev et mon droit
>>218379741thats about £6 mate whats the difference
>>218379801>>218379805The duality of brit
>>218379810french aren't latins you mong
will kill myself if i have to live in this filthy cluttered house another year
>>218379831Don't know what that means sorry
>>218379852Of course they are. They invented the term latin america to be closer to South Americans
>>218379861your king does
>>218379852It's a Latin country retard. I remember reading this article about life in Paris and there was some woman like well ummm we're Latins it's a Latin culture.
>>218379841lower profit for them
>>218379880Well hes rightful king of France too so it makes sense
>>218379137Why is uk payig when cia did it?
rorke hitting on his clash clanmates:
It's going to be okay
>>218379898Soulless demon eyes
>>218379919no he's not, we won the 100 years war
>>218379959You think the 100 years war ended with the king of england saying "oh im not king of france anymore"?
aw shweet, an ausnonce
>>218379984don't knowdon't carediev et mon droit
>>218379858By some speed, snort it and you will clean the whole house in a day.
title "king of france" wasn't removed from the british monarch's titles until the union with ireland in 1800 or 1801
>>218379932Because MI5 and MI6 asked him questions knowing full well he was being tortured
>>218379943this is league of legends
>>218379898Nice bait m8
felt sorry for this lad
>>218380013it's not my shitalready disposed of 90% of my possessions during a mental health episode last year
>>218380010Yeah thanks for supporting the kings claim to France by repeating that claim x
>>218380020nice try but you're not concerned bruciewe don't care about you
spent an hour and a half trying to make meatballs in a tomato sauce and it's been reduced to a bitter blackened chutneymight kill meself
Good morning Australian friendsHope you had a nice sleep racismlad
>>218379943guarantee shes a fucking hog
>>>6070546How do i cross thread post again
>>218380080g'morning x
supporting the french music industryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoozlRNfflk
>>218380084>female league playerwow how've you worked that one out
at least with the missing kids there was a theme and possible character to the gimmick but apparently it's just posting photos of children in general
And I'm a bad boyCause I don't even miss herI'm a bad boyFor breaking her heart
>>218380116Screaming
>>218380116>while League's an intense, competitive game, everyone deserves respect on the rift.too right mate looks like you got a bit heated what with the competitiveness of it all
>>218380116scream
honestly there are genuinely some fit women who play leaguebut they are all mentally ill and dogshit at the game
Year 12 means they're 18, lads. Keep up.
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
>>218380116Print it out and hang it on your wall lad your going places. And yes, your trustworthy pals over at /brit/ wanted to thank you for your service
>>218380145They graduate high school at 18 in oz
>>218380116not really on that lad pack it in yeah
>>218379520
my friend got banned from league for a month because he pretended to be AJ's life with microcephaly and said that whenever he dies in lane he hits his retarded micro head with a mallet hammerThink it was actually because he ran it down
>>218380066it means french claim on englandhonni soit qui mal y pense
>>218380191why does he do it
>Suspect arrested after 6 killed, including child, in Mississippi shooting spree
>>218380169year 12 is 16-17 you nonce
wonder what the equivalent of this would look like for the nations of the British isles
>That person doesnt exist anymore
AI just creates spam
>>218380191Honestly thought he had topped himself
nothing will ever b ok
Ziedy is spamming/flooding in the old
>>218380213Theres no french claim on England where as our king is youre rightful liege. Thus the french. Its very simple
>>218380258will be if you just let me have a go on your arse
>>218380266
>>218380213please claim england i'd love to be frenchif i could change my genetics i'd be frenchwish i was born there too
>>218380287Bizarre post
>>218380238England ireland scotchland
>>218380060Then put on some good music or a movie or somthing interesting and little by little clean it up. Today I put on some music and vacoomed and cleaned the bathroom. It's nice having a clean place, I don't feel good when it's cluttered and dirty.
>>218380218for sweet goons before sleep
>>218380258true
fuck me fortnite is nearly 10 years old
>>218380287*drugs you with sleeping pills and invites 100s of frenchman to pump you full of their "genetics" *
>>218380325NEXT
>>218380287no, you wouldn't
the raped
fuck been posting in the wrong thread haha
the french ASMR gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkHFCLDLYNw
>>218380342Holy fuck dude did you just post the same shit again epic lulz bro
(8) I woke up this morningDidn't recognize the man in the mirrorThen I laughed and I said"Oh silly me, that's just me"Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teethBut they were my teeth, and I was weightlessJust quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroomI couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to meanBut it was a Monday, no, a TuesdayNo, a Wednesday, Thursday, FridayThen Saturday came around and I said"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?" (8)
>>218380325looks abo
>>218380228Not illegal is it
>>218380297What do the english really think of ireland do they wish it was united do they understand what britain did to it so they see northern ireland as theirs and full of their people?
raped paedo meltdown
>>218380298what can i do when 95% of clutter in this shithole doesn't belong to me
>>218380294not really am just a francophile>>218380338yeah i would, much rather be a frog than a bong
>>218380238
>>218380388
>>218380177fuck off yank you're not one of us
67 melty
>>218380380personally I regard it as a land of seething subhumans with a third world victim mindset
hi :>
>>218380395Who does it belong to?
67
>>218380444mum and her partner
>>218380438yippee
>>218380116this was my screenshot from years ago absurd you still have it saved
>>218377882Why does this lesbian woman insist on having a big booty (a very heterosexual feature)
>>218380438
spongbob
>and her partner
>>218380476she's not a lesbian when black men are around
>>218380476she's a fake lesbian
Whats a good world war two film?
>>218380368it's off-topic spamming/flooding
>>218380380Ireland is British x
>>218380380Norn is ours and I wish to see Ireland reunited *winks*
good luck, babe!
gold teeth
big guybig guy
off to bedwill wake up in a tired rage because of toil
>>218380453Well you gotta talk to them, you can do it team work, it would get done faster. Are they hoarders?
>>218380512UM UM UM
french are romanised germanicsyou're all idiots
>>218380501Michael MacIntyre and the Golden Knob
>>218380512for fuck's sake
>>218378022WHY WHY WHYDid I click this shit
>>218380512fucking UM
you are insane for that
>>218380549romanised celts sprinkled with some germanics
>>218380573what is it
er what wss it
what in the goddamn
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>218378082kek
>>218380543i've tried hundreds of times yes they are but not as bad as you'd see on TV but definitely sub normal
>>218380573
>>218380606has toby been posting on vg
Why do you lads still view webms posted on brit, theyre always terrible
was charlemagne french or german then
>>218380649He was frankish
>>218380645
>>218380512ffs
red number RED NUMBER!!!!
>>218380649frenchfucked up his succession though
spongebob big guy pants okay
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, heyPull the tapeworm out of your ass, heyPull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
>>218380633i think he stopped because he had a mega meltdown and thought that spaki followed him to /uma/https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553064042/#553067983
>>218380624Well that's unfortunate, maybe start yourself and when they see thee place getting better they would join ikd..
new>>218365479>>218365479>>218365479
>>218380719
>>218288486>>218288486>>218288486
>>218380763https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/553406115/#553409963wait nvm he's still alive
>>218380757hull city council producing kino as per
>>218378473>>218378473>>218378473
>>218293335 >>218293335 >>218293335
>>218380859>>218380859>>218380859>>218380859REAL NEW
This is unacceptable ladsPack it in or it's over, permanently
>>218380561Never heard of it.
you fucking cunts