Gustav Klimt edition
>lost the lead >game the lead >poop the peed
remember labubusthat was a mental 3 weeks
I'm stupid
>>218387034No what is that
made the mistake of accepting all my random friend requests on discord
Fucked everything up and seriously don’t see a way out of it
>>218387050No they're your friends
>>218387030BASED map hell yea
>>218387039>>218387050>>218387062
>>218387050One of them is me and I'm waiting with me willy out :p
>>218387024>>218387024>>218387024
When a brown woman speaks, you listen
Wainwright, Alaska is currently in a state of permanent night and has been since late November. The sun won't came back up until February. How do flat earth retards explain that?
>>218387174Beautiful
>>218387168I'm seriously trying.The most confusing thing about Indians isn't the accent. They just start and stop speaking at random intervals. It's like a speech jammer.
one of these days I'll die because I'm too lazy to breathe
It is better to convict nine innocent men than to allow one guilty man to go free.
stayed up all night
Do you reckon jesus ever pulled an all nighter
poo! poo! poo!*does a poo dance*
>>218387302probablyhe did teach the stupid rabbis and studied the torahhe also preached and prayed a lot, but then again, I assume he knew the benefits of a balanced life and good sleep schedule
>>218387219let guilty man free innitobvious
>homer bimpson
yhe binble
Good morning
>>218387389Morning. How's it foing?
A dangerous iraqi migrant suspected by police of crimes against women gets two female officers knocking on his door to search his property. They entered his property unknown, went up the stairs no backup, backs towards the door not anticipating whether there could be a trap. Not following any protocol.The migrant films himself making sexual remarks at the cops behind their backs and posts it on social media. He is very happy about the situation as his house is being searched. This story could have ended VERY differently.Is this common in the UK?https://files.catbox.moe/yxl75k.mp4
Won't be clicking that link
>>218387302literally the last supper
>>218387432this meme is so shitif it were a cuck chair it would be thought through better, for example being much higher for visibility and in the center>think about cucking a lot do you?no, just dont like low effort gimmicks on my internet alright?
wondrin'what is the largest dose of lsd someone has ever consumed
>>218387431corr left wun looks like she lives a good shaggin'filfy bint she is
>>218387168PHWOOOOAAAR WOULD ROPE AND GLAZE>>218387197is she not caribbeanor mixedshe dont look indian
>>218387431
the toil freaks do be waking up soon and starting day 1 lool omds
Just applied for a job haha what am I like
*plop*
Off to gym
>he didnt buy CVX
I would never take a post written by a thirdie seriously. They could be able to prove it’s all 100% true and I would still disregard the post because they’re non-white. That’s just how my brain operates. I can’t help that. It’s not racism.
>>218387564corrdats a real inglish woman innit
right then
uk is third world country now under keir sharterhes a fucking wrongun nonce
>>218387874Leave it on X
Bet her bum stinks.
>>218387892wt the actual fuck
>>218387892Lot of polyamorous people on the apps these days.Also saying “hate posers” is the most poser thing you can do, ironically.
On my way to toilFuck my miserable dogshit life
>>218387950lol
>>218387892Isn’t it supposed to be undivided attention
>>218387982
>>218387913>Also saying “hate posers” is the most poser thing you can do, ironically.that's like rain on your wedding day
>>218387892kek what a retard
I pay for this app which summarises whole books into 15 minute audio so you can absorb knowledge faster not sure if it’s working yet like
reckon i'll use the kohaku this week
bit cold in here haha
>>218388025just read the wikipaedia article
On the train to toil and I can see the bloke in front of me talking to his discord gf in the window’s reflection
>>218388110she fit?
>>218388110Leave me alone
>>218388110god I wish that were subjunctive mood me
>>218388131Too early to be posting the fit ones carlybender
>>218388110Snap a pic or shut the fuck up
Don't feel up for toiling today. Waking up at 6:30 every day to be in work for 8:00. Not a fan.
*surreptitiously googles 10 C to F*
poo
watching gdq
Loud deathnic woman on this train. Need the Starmerwaffen on it pronto
watching big fat quizthis mitchellbrook primary school they get on has a lot of little nigletslucky to be 1 white kid in their little bits every year
>>218388207alri sean lock
>>218388175kek
>>218388178
>>218388207Vile racist trollop
Too much doomerism in /brit/ this morning
>>218387892Where'd you find my dating profile??
wake awake at midnight and i have to force myself to get up with earlier despite having the ability to sleep inwill NOT ruin my sleep schedule again
are gentleman spy
gillian anderson
Got a Greggs sausage rollIt’s shite
>>218388324Should have gone for a sausage bean and cheese melt, they're peng
>>218388251didn't mean it in a racist way, it's just an observationand in fairness it's more like 50-50 niglets and pakis
another gay week of work is upon us
>>218388245fun fact: the guy on the left became a grooming sex pest, trooned out, and is a full on lolcow now. he also changed his online name multiple times
>>218388342Honestly fucking hate beans. Overrated slop.
>>218388342you are what you eatpwnd
Sucking a coffee
Sucking a long black x
sucking a flat white
pmsl
>>218388450Idgi
Gazing at the Charlie Bigham’s meals wistfully
>>218388450screaming
anyone else? say now if you're screaming
More of a hooting man myself
My hometown of 400 people has three different men named Xavier Smeldings-Szazsmynski, no relation between either of them.
>>218388558That's not true is it
Leftypol walking under the battyman legs
>>218388553Partial to a bit of howling me
for me? sniggering
started learning coding today actually a bit of funis this what it's like to like your work?
We at /brit/ stand firmly against all forms of racism and discrimination
Join me in watching this delightful short film, gentlemen. It'll brighten your mornings no end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0f1Xx6VIco
Police are appealing for public assistance to locate a girl missing from the state’s Central Coast.Chloe Blake, aged 13, was last seen on Highview Avenue, San Remo, about 8.30pm on Saturday (10 January 2026).
>>218388723i wonder where missing people do their poos. in the woods?
>>218388735Ah yes, Rorke completely misrepresenting opposing views for the billionth time
>>218388735Thank you for hard work, Keith
>>218388207it's every school mate. total population replacement all orchestrated over a century
>>218388687when you get into a flow state with it the hours speed byit can be quite addictive
Missing children aussie is one extremely sinister cunt
>>218388558What causes someone to tell such an obvious lie
There you go lads, do some care work for some old cunts and get to live rent free.Don't mention that the reason you can't afford a house is because of them in the first place though
>>218388777Rorke insists that the only reason housing is scarce is brown people. Rorke would never, ever criticise those with wealth who buy up properties
>>218388777Reckon the coffin dodger tops him
Bringing attention to missing people is "sinister" now, apparently.
>>218388759>flow stateWhy is everyone saying this in the last week or soWhich tiktok have you picked it up from
My hamlet of 12 people has three different men named Smeldings Xavier-Szazsmynski, no relation between any of them
lads need to run freefree range fellas
just laid an egga juicy free range egg
you lads going to watch this in 3 weeks
>>218388849possibly, I always enjoy the winter olympics far more than the normal ones
>>218388849Absolutely not
>>218388859>>218388860well make up your mind you bloody woman
>>218388849no, the magic is not coming back
mad how english people invented bobsleigh despite having neither mountains nor snow in england
Feeling depressed
>>218388874We had both before woke
the toil freaks do be toiling
Feeling the press
One thing I've said for over a decade that pisses off the English and Scots equally is that if Celtic and Rangers were let into the English Football Pyramid, support for indy would plummet.Tie independence into leaving the Premier League and watch the Celtic fans begrudingly stay home on referendum day. You give people a taste of the good life and then going back to playing St Mirren 4 times a season suddenly tastes like acid.
>>218388896haha cheer up cunt x
Why do Pakis always claim they’re really clean but if you go to a Paki area the entire place is an utter fucking shithole
>>218388923Was just saying this down the pub
Rorke having a melty when he sees a lesbian couple on grand designs
>>218388940stop being mean
can't imagine what it's like to live in a city
Don’t understand antisemites How can you have a problem with martin lewis money saving expert for example?
Edwina Izzard (British comedienne)
>>218388958Not a single mean thing was said
I'm gay
should go clean my arse out
actually i like lesbians as long as they are fit and would allow me to shag them both in a threesome situation
THE NEEDLE RETURNS TO THE START OF THE SONGAND WE ALL SING ALONG LIKE BEFOOOOOORRRREE
>>218388811ppl been saying that for years life newb
woke up thinking about the ol 'cide but I need to keep going or my parents and gran will be sad.
>>218388985
>>218388984> In addition to her native English, she has performed stand-up in Arabic, French, German, Russian and Spanish, and is an active supporter of Europeanism and the European Union.imagine being muhammad al-islami, going out to enjoy an evening of halal comedy, and this thing waddles out and barks at you in your mother tongue
it not great
You can't suffer in Britain
it not that great
Problem with Muslim women is that you can’t shag them unless you put deen before dunya
>>218388767To make a funny shitpost.
whatever that means
>>218389037I enjoyed it x
had enough of winter. sick of it.
whence / hence / thencewhither / hither / thitherwhere / here / there
>>218389030Other way around you MuppetDunya before deen
I do not like being American
not cold today don't even need a coat
>>218389004Your mind has been raped by social media x
>>218389055I never claimed to be a Muslim
>>218389065double digits in Januarybet the woke are sitting on their HIGH HORSE
>>218389067i knew about flow states years ago. mad how social media has raped you but i get the blameyou tit
>Other way around you Muppet>Dunya before deen
>>218389012I thought it was just a bit
7c but it feels like -5cload of woke shite this "feels like" oh look that lad looks happy but I bet he feels like shit haha
anyone else just cracking on with life despite being utterly mental like just ignoring their own mentallness because if you look too closely at it it becomes much, much worse haha?
>>218389098Everyone knew about it but nobody was saying itCurious how your start saying it once it blows up onlineNot cooling anyone lmaoRaped!
>>218389102Dunya deen? DUNYA DEEN? Ah'll do yer bloody deen, flower
Thinking about Emma Watson's anal sphincter.
>>218389116I don't even use tiktok wasn't aware of any uptickMind raped runt freak that you are projecting
God I wish I was Brazilian
>>218389126I am genuinely obsessed with girls' bumholes
Happy, in my lane, on my deen, flourishing.
toil freaks collecting bottled water on the way to the office
time flows ever onwards
emmayank is unbelievably mentally ill. I cannot imagine that someone would dedicate 7 years of their life to posting about a mid walled foids anus and poo
>foid
>>218389133Wow you're so awfully touchy it's insane lolClassic symptoms of the raped
>>218389134*were BrazilianHypothetical Subjunctive mood
>>218389153RoarThey’ll be late because of this, which of course, toilberg will reprimand them for.
>>218389163It’s a bit of weird art
lester piggottcouldn't dig it
luv me yank qt'ssimple as
>>218389225
muslim girl in my office only shags blokes with certain surnames because that's how you tell their caste or something
Opinions about new avatar movie?
>muslim girl in my officewe need to go back to farming and chopping wood pronto
>>218389246The best movie ever made, haven't seen it tho
>>218389254>The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>218389238funny how certain kinds of racism doesn't bother leftypol
>>218389246none whatsoever. shall NOT be watching it
>>218389238Smith, Jones, Johnson, etc
>>218389269Me when I accidentally set off my gun-type nuclear device I've been secretly building on my garage using smoke detectors and chinese-bought uranium ore
how many calories you think the average wank burns lads?
>>218389254Muslim women famously known for shagging around yeah?Muslims also don't have a caste system you're thinking of hindusdo you even try make your lies believable rorke?
>>218389324u wot
>>218389324you're replying to the wrong post but I'm only reporting what i heard her saying to someone else
>>218389324Pakistanis and Indian Muslims do though. Do try and go one day without being intellectually dishonest leftypol
>>218389324leftypol stereotyping muslims
i wouldn't want to go back to farming and that it looks really hard
that timothy chalamet is 30 years old. nigga look like he still in school
Don’t freak, I’m a sikh!
>>218389279The BWC, as it were
>>218389362Seem to know a lot about Pakistanis don't you?
>>218389163Been in this general 11 years myself and I'm also very mentally unwell. End of the day we don't know what's going on in people's lives, what they're going through, who else they even have to help them get through or talk to.We can come here and talk amongst ourselves. We might not all get along but for the most part people have a laugh.
>>218389238>that's how you tell their casteIs she an Indian Muslim?
>>218389384Doesn’t take a genius to read a bit of history
mates, madri, 'mma watson farts
>>218389163i respect the dedication
At dentist team
Sikhs are bro tier
>>218389427Jealous I would love to be in your mouth.
Bizarre melty happening on /tv/ lads>>>/tv/217288572
>>218389376Think a lot about school boys do you?
at home reading about indian and pakistani history
IT'S AN HE. HIS NAME'S SACKED TRANNY AND HE'S AN ARSEHOLE
>>218389460Still baffles me that /tv/ is one of the most popular boards on the site yet it seems to be far less moderated than this general. You can basically guarantee someone will be flooding a thread or the catalog with schizo shit at any point in time but it never seems to get removed
>>218389427Weird, I have the dentist today. My teeth are fucked don't want to go
>>218389516fucking howling
>>218389516screm
going to do a load of really boring chores about the flat today to feel like I've done something. Get a washing on and hung up, the dishes done, bins emptied, carpets hoovered, bedsheets changed, clean my smelly groin in the shower. Perhaps even a trip to the supermarket later.These are quite normal adult responsibilities I can assure you. And by doing them I signal that I am not beaten, my intent to forge ahead despite being lonely and weird and sad.
>>218389519>You can basically guarantee someone will be flooding a thread or the catalog with schizo shit at any point in time but it never seems to get removedyeah this would never happen on /brit/ would it
>>218389557
>>218389587Mad he was 24 in this picture
>want to fit a pair of cone filters to the jag for supercharger whine kino>pissing down all week whenever I'm not workingFucking fuming
Nipples have been rubbed raw by my t-shirt when I went for a run
>>218389621Paki
Spent my Sunday morning submerging myself in 2 degree water and hitting the saunaAnd what did you contemptible little freaks do? Have a wank and argue about trannies?
>>218389649How far did you run lad
>catgirlprostate
>>218389621State of this post
>>218389667Just the first part
>>218389667Sunday morning I went for a run, did a cold shower too which I hate. Then I went to watch my nephews football game and then me, my brother, his wife, my nephew and my niece went out for lunch together after that.
>>218389667Did you get bummed by any blokes at this sauna?
>>218389667went for a run, read the economist for a bit then played hades
>>218389660This is great to know for any fellow Epsteinmaxxers out there
>>218389712No mate it's a normal sauna not one of the ones yer da attends
>>218389667if you’re gonna come here and try to brag and put people down you could’ve atleast exercised. Is sitting in a sauna supposed to be impressive?
Accidentally agreed to pay £300 for a mouth guard I'll never wear fuck sake
>>218389727That’s funny how do you know which gay sauna my dad attends?
seasideMAFK used to like the sauna RIP
>>218389732Why are you so narcissistic? Every one of your posts is about you and your boring blogposts
>>218389573It eventually gets removed though, there was a schizo on /who/ that would spam the entire thread with walls of complete fucking nonsense, he would even make a new thread once it hit the bump limit and continued it. Jannies barely removed any of it
Never seen a sauna or bathhouse in this country that wasn't a venue for depraved gay sex
champagne isn't that good why do we pretend that it is
>>218389649Wait that's a real thing? I thought it was just a joke from The Office.
>>218389738done that little poofta
>>218389709>dad, why does uncle anon not have a wife?
>>218389753Hate that dickhead jimWhat a cunt he is
>>218389744Taken from us too soon x
>>218389763I’m only 25 I’m basically a baby. 25 is the new 18. I’ve got loads of time
>>2183896854 milescan't run much further before my legs start hurting
Why did Seasidemark leave?
where we droppin
>>218389799court order banned him from interacting with children because of the marie thing so he can't use social media or youtube
wish i was morbidly obese
Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?
>>218389815athens
>>218389829Do you have a source for that?
big fat fucking pizza on its way i love goyslop so much
>>218389848Vassal of Sicily? Ruled by Sp*niards? I don't bloody think so
>>218389884ok just go castille if you want to play baby mode for babies
>>218387017>>218387037Btw we dont know how these pictures looked like in color. These are all guesses
ricky gervais stand up is painfully unfunny
>>218389900Bohemia is actually the baby mode nation in EUV
grok on an absolute madone
>>218389749>It eventually gets removed thoughmate gingerpedo posts cp daily and hasn't been banned
>>218389917he won the golden globe for it yesterdaymental It's mad he can be so brilliant when it comes to writing a scripted show but so mid with stand up.Ain't it the same shit?
I had my third meeting with the escort I lost my virginity to on the weekend lads. It went really well, talked a lot more than before, I went on top during sex for the first time which was nice. Gave her a massage which she liked.She said that we could try different things going forward to see what works which I guess is positive.I sent her a thank you message afterwards and she replied "no problem" with a smiley face and big heart emoji, is that a good sign?I have a bit of a weird feeling now. I'm not sure whether it's desperation to see her again. I feel happy and it was honestly the best meeting I've had with an escort yet. I just feel a bit tumultuous.
>>218389917Thanks for you thoughts lileth
I'd bet Emma Watson does some nasty poos.
might do something racist
Strange thread.
>>218387017Greetings, fools.
>>218389955Have you considered channelling these feelings into getting a normal gf rather than spending the next N years hoping this brass falls for you?
>>218390007hello
Need a handsome chivalrous black bf
>>218390015raped
>>218390016Why
>>218390026To make love to me
>>218390007yalri
>>218390039Do you like BBC
>>218389916So?
>>218390040You really dont see this kind of long faced woman any more
explore your perks with shell go
>>218390088>womananon
might check in on star citizen and see how the 50 quid I spent 12 years ago is being used
they found cave aliens in china
i seen a yowie once too but no one believes me
>>218390125ummy
Catberg on a mad one
get it made
>>218390128i belive you my chicken x
>>218390204>>218390204>>218390204>>218390204
>>218390052Love it
>>218390214UM x
