alizee edish
>>218390204Not a fan of this french slag
so yowies are basically abos?
>>218390204French women are lovely aren't they
>>218390216Raped.
ah yes now he's going to post cp and once again not get banned once again
i love the woman with the big beautiful freakish eyes on the fallout show
Don't understand channels like this Almost every video gets fewer views than a /brit/ post but they keep it going
>>218390239Didn't she get blacked in the first episode
Literally can't win a game of online chess to save my life
>>218390224Beast titan lookin ahh unc
YOWIE-MAMA
>>218390257sc
>>218390255You could probably beat me x
>>218390247sad strange little man
On the rare occasion we find a migrant gang smuggling African migrants from the UK to France, we just meekly accept all of them back from France...Did no one, anywhere in the system, stop to consider that this might offer a sliver of leverage?
>>218390245Just takes one to go viral and you're set for life
>>218390274START THE BOATS!!
>>218390245you understand youtube used to be full of videos like this right lad?some people just like doing it
>>218390274>Did no one, anywhere in the system, stop to consider that this might offer a sliver of leverage?no, for some reason the skills of negotiation and dealmaking have completely vanished within our civil service
might start running
>>218390274why is our government so mentally ill
>>218390272??
>>218390279love her x
>>218390309
>>218390301>for some reason Consultancy firms. Why make 80k as a senior civil servant when you can make 250k working for McKinsey advising civil servants
>London’s murder rate has dropped to its lowest in more than a decade with police in the capital and the mayor saying it is now one of the safest cities in the western world.Lads DO NOT let Rorke see this he is going to fucking FREAK and we do not need that on a Monday morning
>>218390337It' ok, the pretty brown lady running for Reform will win and get the murder rate back up
>>218390337imagine believing this omds
Imagine getting mugged 3 times and thinking 'yep this place is nice and safe'.
it keeps snowing even if you plow
>>218390379erm but you didnt get murdered so its actually safe rorke.
>>218390363>>218390379OOF, Rorke meltie
Are you actually opposed to consumerism or do you just hate women? Food for thoughthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tQx2qv1_Ms
>YowieThat’s what I yell whenever I step on a Lego or stub my toe.
>>218390363Facts > your feelings, Rorke
>>218390379>opinion piece from a foreign-born podcasterAh yes, classic hard hitting journalism
london? more like donedon, because its finished
>>218390389fucking screaminf!
stick a fork in it, it'd done(don)
Imagine seeing a bait headline and thinking 'yep I'll click and share that'
if propagandists continue using one statistic to make a claim, then you know the other stats are not doing well.
>>218390412Just rorke things x
>>218390422Statistics are racist unless they agree with my existing opinions
Thinking of committing a racially motivated sex crime in Chinatown
>>218390337Yeah? Let’s see the knife crime statistics. Funny how they keep those quiet
>>218390412imagine sanking off another man's huge cock and feeling his desperate throbs strain agains your fingers
>>218390448um
Soo you lads hyped for WW3?
well that's rorke done
london murder rate PLUMMETS as gangs consolidate local power and announce a new era of piece
>>218390446https://www.statista.com/statistics/864736/knife-crime-in-london/>The number of knife or sharp instrument offences recorded by the police in London rose to approximately 16,344 in 2024/25, compared with 15,016 in the previous year. This was the highest number of knife crime offences reported in London during this provided time period. Between 2015/16 and 2019/20, knife crime in London increased yearly, with a particularly large increase occurring between 2016/16 and 2017/18.
>>218390388Rorke burning down a Build-A-Bear because she said they should just be friends
> a new era of piece
>>218390446Alright sure:>The latest figures also reveal 1,154 fewer knife crime offences in the 12 months to August 2025 - a seven per cent drop:)
>>218390388Both.
>>218390489Rorke slammed.
>>218390475>In 2024/25, London's crime rate reached 106.4 crimes per 1,000 people, compared with a crime rate of 105.8 in the previous year. Since the mid-2010s London's crime rate has steadily increased, with over 951,800 crimes recorded by the the police in 2024/25lol
>>218390460Looking forward to burying yanks head-first in the arctic snow
>>218390388ah yes, definitely going to watch 15 minutes of this obese quirk chungus wittering on about some shite she read on tiktok
Sir Farmer Starver
bizarre post xD
>>218390493leftypol slammed.
>>218390489Me when I cherrypick data to win an argument on the internet :)
>>218390475Not murders though is it?
>>218390527So?
>>218390527Go non-fatally stab yourself, see if it still hurts
Do you like black people?
Doing, what many are calling, a poo
London not being the violent hellhole Rorke thinks it is from his TikTok videos seems to have caused an awful lot of consternation, doesn’t it!
>>218390539Just in porn
been thinking i might kill myselfreckon i might off meself de ladsme tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
ah yes the ol' "all violent crime is murder only" cope
murder rate PLUMMETS as enriched yardies invest in cutting edge stab proof vests
>>218390534Yowie
>>218390539Some of them. But not because they're black.
>>218390539I like and have liked black individuals. I don't judge entire swatches of people based on anecdotal evidence. Except gypsies. Fuck gypsies.
What this tells me is that the quality of knife manufacturing has gone down the pan
I am entering my Sensitive Young Twink Balding era
>I like and have liked black individuals. I don't judge entire swatches of people based on anecdotal evidence.
>>218390544I think the word you're looking for is disbelief.
>>218390571ktim
Give the darkies white fanny and they'll calm down
>>218390561Reckon if I ever visit eastern europe that's exactly what I'll do
Violent crime is higher outside of London than in London. I’d rather have my phone nicked than get the shot beaten out of me by some drunk provincial thug. Also, phone thieves only go for iPhones and poortherners are too poor for those, their £120 Chinese android phones from AliExpress literally aren’t worth stealing!
>entire swatches of people
>>218390539I like black women in my animes :)))
>>218390590most mentally sound and logical donedoner
>>218390590You live in Cheshire, spaino mate
>flicks through my people swatch, completely skipping the samples of dark peopleOoh this one is a nice light pattern
what sort of jobs writes flavour text for big supermarket brandsyou know you get a pre-designed box for some utterly vile runt slop and you have to write a little description to make it sound fanciful in plain english so that the uneducated underclass are deluded into thinking it is suitable for human consumption
>>218390625his idea of trolling people is convincing people he's an imbecile. very strange person
ah yes the murder rate has gone down therefore its safer in london than it is in wiltshire hmmm yes very logical it does make sense doesnt it
>>218390619Business idea: Phone-shaped IED
>>218390619Knew those parkour types weren't to be trusted
i was in Didcot yesterday
Why the fuck do people mix metric and imperial when saying shit like 10.5 inches. Does my fucking nut in
i am the sanest man in london
It's 10:28 on a Monday and rorke has already been absolutely done
mental how it's illegal to mount the pavement but not to park on it
>>218390590You realise you aren’t convincing anyone, yeah?
>>218390651Though I guess the Mossad already stole my idea a few months back now
>>218390675How did you park there without mounting it? Answers itself doesn't it
britian first the lads
>>218390669zoomer
>>218390669sign of the yimes mate, sign of the times
>>218390675How about you mount a woman, boremong
>>218390669was your mum recounting the size of her bull
If you can't park on the street without blocking the road or mounting the footpath then you shouldn't be parking on the streetSimple as
>>218390726
>>218390726Erm fuck off lol :P
>>218390651I would insert a small ampoule of some highly radioactive isotope. Just enough to cause radiation burns to the 'nads of whoever nicks my phone if they're silly enough to remove the leaded phone case around it
me, mum and my brother had a debate about the different sexual neuroses of men and women at dinner tonight
>>218390744and was gay porn discussed at all?
>>218390744Did your mum admit she likes rape roleplay
the french poster is extraordinarily dull
>>218390245it's an outlet
>>218390770...grow up mate come on
>>218390757no porn is evil>>218390770neuroses is not fetish mate
>>218390772tries way too hard to fit in, very cringey energy
>Chalamet beats DiCaprio to Golden Globes gloryleftypol in tatters
just have a very open minded family mealways tell my parents when I take drugs or shag, as well as my various racist thoughts of course
Are you excited for anything?
>>218390789>Neuroses is not fetishBet I'd have had something to say at your little meeting of minds
>>218390793erm leftypol hates dicaprio
>>218390802Same. Tell them everything. Even the gay stuff
>>218390590>londoners afraid to leave megacity souf because of all the scary white people
>>218390793Not into pokemons
>>218390802I do as well and I find it bizarre when people can’t even mention sexual things in front of their family. Crazy how many people are bizarre repressed freaks
>yes mum, i did spaff on her tits
>>218390810you wouldn't be invited lad it's an upper middle class affair I'm afraid
shrinkflation has hit knifes as well they're not as big as they used to be
enjoyed that wodders post in the last thread
>>218390842>>218390802What does talking about sexual stuff with them entail? Announcing the basic fact that you had sex, or details of the act?
Rorke flummoxed by this. Another Windrush success story.
Any ready salted crisps enjoyer in
>>218390845*Stands outside your dining room window going UURGH UURGH UURGH*
>>218390857Took advice from my parents on positions etc when me and the ex were trying to get pregnant
>>218390827I’m not afraid to leave London at all. I’m not a massive pussy, you see. Unlike the gimps who think London is dangerous because they were radicalised by TikTok
>>218390873aye
>>218390864nigga looks about 30
>>218390881Erm
>>218390864he lifts weights now
>>218390873roast chicken man me
London is the pengest city in the UK and it's not even close
>>218390857told my mum about the time my neighbours knocked on my door when I was shagging but that's the most depth I've gone intojust treat my family like my friends tbqh
>>218390878What are they playing?
Clarks me prefer
Fun fact: Ready Salted is short for 'Already Salted', which stems from the fact that they were sold with the salt already on the crisps, as opposed to salt 'n' shake style crisps where you would add it yourself
>>218390881Yeah that's a bit weirdThat's for daughters to ask their mums, your job is just to cum
>>218390894Erm what? They successfully had four kids, so they're a solid source of useful information.
>>218390915Fascinating
>>218390905>evidence: a photo taken of the most expensive part of london from a mile away
Interesting developments…
business idea: packets of seasonings in crisp flavours for adding to your own meals at home (chips, etc.)
>>218390881You literally just cum inside her mate, are you retarded
Rorke and his gf
>>218390932Well what was their advice
>>218390969benis in bagina
>>218390965my life for amelia
>>218390969That's private
the world is as angry as it gets
>>218390965
>>218390894>ErmFOY
>>218390941>NOOOOO YOU CAN’T USE A PICTURE OF A NICE PART OF LONDON TO SHOW HOW NICE LONDON IS, THAT’S CHEATING!!!
just can't imagine being an adult and hiding your life away from your parents
>>218390969My mum recommended alternative anal and PIV, she said it stimulates the ovaries in a different way. It worked so can't really question her wisdom can I?
>>218390914everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi clarks
>>218390969assholes cant get pregnant
oh my giddy aunt
>>218390965Is that the game that calls the police on you if you roleplay as anything other than lawful evil?
>>218391002But you're an adult, you don't need their advice on everything anymore
>>218391005Did you ask her for a cheeky demonstration haha x
leftymong pretending Belgravia is the whole of London again
I looked clueless so my mum offered to demonstrate with my dad
>>2183909973m Muslims
BREAKING: New fat arsed blasian bird at work
>>218390905If you look at this and think "peng" you're a Dubai brained paki It's that simple really
Pretending my hand is a creature's mouth (thumb is the lower jaw you see) and attacking catberg
your all so clever I cant understand politics but you lot post about it all day
>>218391023he loves rich people when arguing about how great London is lol
>>218391021when did I say I needed advice
>>218391049seething
>>218391040It's a very peng city and you're angry because you live in some random shithole in the middle of nowhere. You will never get the life opportunities that are available in London
WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE BRUV!
>>218391035Shag her
>>218391005Right so your mum takes it up the bumhole then
Just had a nice clean shave. Face feels so smoothe
>>218391075Overpriced, brown, miserable shit hole and you know it. Cope on
>>218391097UM x
>>218391075nah mate it's a dump full of horrible people. i'll stick to my northern 'shithole' ta very much x
>>218391094Yeah my dad has a long but thin penis so it works quite well for anal according to my mum anyway.
its better to reign in grimsby than serve in london - rorkecifer
Sydney hard mogs every other city in the world
>>218390997If it looks like this at street level then showing an aerial photo from a mile away isn't an accurate representation
>>218391101>OverpricedA Ferrari costs a lot, because it's a very good car. That's why London is expensive>brownEthnicity is not important
>>218391002Do you discuss penis size with them
>>218391075He'll also never become as painfully insufferable as a London inhabitant though
i heckin love le hustle and bustle of the big city!! i love £9 craft beers and redbrick converted lofts for £2500 a month its peng!!
>>218391127That's every settlement north of the Humber
>>218391075>you're angry because you live in some random shithole in the middle of nowhereI live in LondonThere are even nice bits of itBut a birds eye view of tower bridge is not peng
>>218391091Tried to take your advice but been sacked just now
>>218391127bazaar post
there's just so much to do in London like um... going to bars and er... going to pubs... and... cafés... restaurants...
I lived in london and my body became more diverse when a great big sharp piece of metal was inserted into it
>>218391157Is that what they tell londoners?
>You will never get the life opportunities that are available in LondonUh grandad didn't you get the memo? Nobody lives in the city they work in anymoreI live up north on my £70,000 WFH IT gig
got sikh and chinese mates but no muzzies. can't have a laugh with them
>>218391182The north is pakiland mate you can cope all you want but its a matter of fact
>>218391210Everywhere is pakiland lad
>>218391157Aside from the brown banana that runs from Bradford to Manchester, not really
this paki lad in donedon coping about his pengers life above a DFC chicken shop on the high street for £2k a month and he gets the ethnic food waft through his window for free!
citizens of a rapidly declining shit hole arguing over who's city is browner (hint: they all are) time is it then?
>>218391185>I live up north on my £70,000 WFH IT gigKtimCan't get npm i to run this morning and too tired to put effort in to figure out why
>>218390204She looks like she fucks exclusively hung African refugees
>>218391251um
Dishes sorted. Shaved, showered, washing is in the machine.
>>218391168Yes like thisThis is a 100% real thing that le quirky Londoners do for fun btw
fuck me almost halfway through January, year's a write-off already
>>218391210The northeast is still pretty white. Birmingham, Bradford etc yes obviously, but where I live is still about 80% white at least.And specifying the north as Pakistani implies you're comparing it to the south and that's just mental.
>>218391219>Aside from the majority of the population
shite antipodean post time is it then
im shitting on the donedoner too but i dony associate myself with poortherners either. im a hampshire chad you see
>>218391269all of them cockmog me
That's two jobs applied for today so far
If you hate non-white people so much, just move to rural Scotland and stop whinging
>>218391269corrr
>>218391273time waits for no man
>>218391294>just move to rural ScotlandNope. You anglos are all going back.
haven't been to london since 2008 even though it's only 40 miles away
>>218391269rent too high to afford trousers
the toil freaks do be looking at the clock right now counting down the minutes until lunch break
>>218391286good manromsey? winch?
>>218391294Rorke would rather whine every day and do nothing to improve his life
>>218391306based
aussie still pretending theyre in 1995 again and arent just as browned as us again yeah?
>>218391294The Scots hate English people even more than the Islamists.
>>218391306No we're notI'm moving to Edinburgh in March lol
>>218390864It was a front page story
>>218391325haha ye badger farm me
>>218391329Lebs are white
>>218391294>if you dont like non english leave england
>>218391361yes
>>218391351You'll be going back soon.
>>218391352>SLKGIER???
>>218391329yeah it's grim here but we're still far behind youwe also still get a good amount of white immigrants
>>218391368dont think i will you raging soy faggot
>>218391392>we also still get a good amount of white immigrantslet me in
>>218391383Yeah they genuinely published a newspaper with lorum ipsum on the cover
That's a donedon moment
is there demand for wfh email and spreadsheet chads in melbourne
>>218391401Me and you getting stuck side by side in the door to Australia like the three stooges because we both tried to rush through at the same time
>>218391401what's stopping you, surely you see the UK is hopeless at this point
Any of you remember a while back that one poster claiming there were large areas of Surrey where people had never left their villages and would be shunned if they didn't go to church ever Sunday? Honestly one of the weirdest larps I've ever seen on here
What are your favourite /brit/ gimmicks of all time?
>>218391441running away is what cowards do
>>2183914188 Mile deleted scene
>>218391418Black conquest
>>218391451he cute
>>218391447keep it on reddit next time
>>218391447mental that britain has the best toast in the worldwarburtons toastie mogs every other bread for toast
>>218391418PARTANDPARCEL
>>218391381You going to make me? :3
>>218391455fair play ladwe'll liberate you eventually don't worry
>>218391454
need an amelia gf
>>218391509Yes.
>>218391454Of all time has to be rorke soiling his Next Jeans
>>218391515
>>218391454who /porridge/ here
>>218391450i dont know about surrey but i once knew a lad from the isle of lewis who claimed it was against local laws up there to put your washing out to dry on a sunday. turns out it was true so its just arse backwards
>>218391522I'll think of you when I'm cumming in my Scottish gf :P
>>218391351edinburgh is england anyway
Did a poo before having my coffee so the coffee couldn't trigger a poo... And yet...
>>218391510you cant even contain little yellow fellas mate pipe down
>>218391558
>>218391573True, most of the Scottish lowlands areGlasgow is Ireland of course
>>218391556That's a bit...gay isn't it
business idea: air friar inside of a microwave
>>218391605>True, most of the Scottish lowlands areHow so?
LEWIS IF YOU DO NOT GET THAT WASHING DOWN THIS INSTANT THERE'S GOING TO BE A BIG FURORI*kicks Lynn into the sea*
>>218391581Australian hapas will be storming the shores of Cornwall in 2034
>>218391611the shoulders on her
>>218391605real scotland? cowdenbeath
>>218391675Fact check: False
>>218391675>cowdenbeathmy gay butcher when I ask him where my brisket came from
we're all fae somewhere
>>218391696no no no beath bros we got too cocky
whose idea was it to let them all in anyway
>>218391731Yeah that's why it's peng
Trying to think of an air friar joke
Can we just quickly settle it - objectively, with evidence, what is the whitest place in the UK to live?
>>218391766erm... frier muck
Did somebodySay ..Gary Eats !!
>>218391781horse stream now
Lanarkshire patriots launching an SMO into Edinburgh and the borders to dispose of English settlers
>>218391731>PumpherstonAnd I thought we English had mad village names
Remember when everyone got swindled into the air fryer scam only to realise ovens (which they already owned) are infinitely better
>>218391770Anglesey I reckon
>>218391770Someone posted a 100% white village here yesterday so probably that
Scranning loads of biscuits
>100% white village
>>218391770
>>218391808Most ovens are absolutely wank, take ages to get up to temp, door seals wear out quickly, lose tons of heat when you open the door, inconsistent temperatureAir fryers are far better
you can't friar air
>>218391815Lmaoooo couldn’t be more wrong
get the new made
>>218391821Leftypol airdropping black migrants there like it's a Fortnite map
>>218391841True!Ovens can be an absolute cunt to clean as well
>>218391849Really now?
>>218391867Plenty of bbcs there
>>218387017>>218387017
>>218391839Londoner unable to fathom
>>218391867Yeah llangefni holyhead and some other towns have loads of new immigrant workers. not loads but loads for wales
>>218391884
>>218391840starting to doubt this as they're saying the area my mum and dad live in is 1.9% black and i don't know of any that live there
>>218391884wahey here he is
Wales is the cheapest place to house migrants, loads getting dumped there
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