Blue Peter Um Bongo edition
>*does a sick skid*
get around the negotiating table and put aside the rhetoric
>>218393760So you're purely just trying to be as obnoxious and superior as possible because it makes you feel good? You're a woman aren't you?
sick of it all
>>218393797tattoo on the wrist, my conscience is clear
heathertranny incel meltdown
>>218393829She's 16 in that pic
>>218393857legal in britain FOY
>>218393872Rasheed
>>218393872‘
>>218393829Means nothing my mate gave me a stick and poke tattoo when I was 13
>>218393756 you lot getting slagged off AGAIN!
brits are so fucking cringe they just talk about the slop they can't get here like greggs, so orange chocolate other nonsense confectionaries, how they can't get propah british indian and chinese food (wtf).
>>218393914stop crashing out nigga
we like them young
/brit/ is a .308 calibre general
>>218393914*bangs you clean the fuck out*yeah?
>>218393924um
Who wants to bet it'll be leftypol tripe about beating up muh fascists
mental how devastating it is to call someone an idiotsuch a simple word but it can automatically put someone on the back-foot without them even noticing.
>>218393911who gives a fuck about the old, it's old
>>218393932*parries the attack with my tail*heh, maybe next time mister
>>218393944s
>>218393944>Newcastleah yes
>>218393914Only Deano mongs move from Britain to Australia (nowadays)
right well I think I'll spend the next hour wanking myself silly to big japanese tiddies
Is receiving a red heart emoji reaction from a woman as a response to a "thank you and bye for now" message a good sign, lads?
>>218393911and again>>218392298
>>218393945Fuck the IRA and fuck fascists
mumberg had a dream that I was bitten my a crocodile and then phoned me to make sure I was oklove mumberg to bits but she's a bit mental
>>218393914Yes so unlike Aussies banging on about Woolies and abos huffing petrol and Bunnings sausage sizzles every 5 seconds
>>218393996it means she's fucking Jamal
>>218393996no, I get love hearts in messages fairly often from my (strictly platonic) female colleagues
>>218394032Fuck
>>218394009ffs /int/ coating us right off today lads
>>218394013last I heard from mine was new years when she sent a text
>>218394009the lion does not trouble himself with the opinion of a sheep
>>218394051yeah lad not good, I would break it off with her immediately
>>218393996usually means she has nothing to say and wants you to know she saw your message. Or if you sent multiple messages, she is ending that line of conversation and focusing on the other message
>>218394102top banter desu
>>218394102as if they need advice
a lot of spastic retards under the aussie flag these days. i remember a time when they used to be funny and have good banter, but they all got replaced by a crop of hyperactive spergs
>>218394114thats the joke
I have just died. no flowers please
Leftypol dog.
day 1 annual leave. woke up at 1 and will play vidya all day Just cosplaying as a neet innit
>>218393996She's in love with you lad best hide outside her house and peer in her window like she expects
my laptop delivery got delayed I knew that was gonna happen
knew a girl at uni who was fat but still had small tits. that's just back luck isn't it
>>218394207yin yang dog
>>218394081>usually means she has nothing to say and wants you to know she saw your message.Yeah that's what I figured.That's fine. I didn't intend to continue the conversation. It was just nice to receive it. She hasn't done that until now.
>>218394192*steals the shoes off your corpse*
>>218394032
big monday off i need to get polyfilla, fill all the darts holes in the wall and sand it and get passport photos done. or i could have 15 wanks and talk to you lot
ever notice how north west europeans don't have as many tetona women as meds and slavs? reckon it's something in the water
>>218394208Why not do something adventurous instead
might make a mistake
>>218394276He's playing Skyrim
>>218394207Bit of a porker
well if its any consolation I do have my bum out
Rorke on tour
>>218394273that's too many wanks imo
>>218394102>>218394102
>>218394290is that was your mum said when she let your dad cum in her
>>218394235Since you ignored my post earlier >>218390014 I am once again imploring you to consider channeling your positive energy and confidence from popping your cherry with these prostitutes into finding a normal, unpaid girlfriend.The monkey is off your back now, you've had sex and didn't die. You enjoyed it. You enjoy the company and intimacy of women. The time to pull the lever to get off the prozzie track and onto the normie track is now.
why's he pointing at him and making that face
>>218394317so the cure to weaponised autism is to just put them in front of videogames? Interested
finna do some reading
Reform UK only getting the best defectors https://x.com/nadhimzahawi/status/351733295861604352
Amazon has the audacity to ask for me to have my shit delivered next week for free instead of tomorrow for free, with the only benefit being to the environment and to Amazon themselves. I'm sure my waiting 3 extra days is really going to save the planet, so by all means take your time ladJust not an option worth picking to anybody is it, probably only exists to alleviate the guilt of using Amazon for turbo tree hugging hippie cunts
on the tube
british women and young girls go around with tight leggings that slide up their arse cracks and show off their fanny bulges but they're not perverted apparently it's only the men who notice them dressed that way
>>218394317I get a deep enjoyment out of reading these clinical descriptions of high functioning spackers.Not because I want to laugh at them either, but because I am them. It's like group therapy. Sometimes you do just need to know that other people are going through the same shit as you, that others are struggling badly with normal shit and going through life in a bad way.Without exaggeration I've read dozens of papers and books about aspergers, schizoid personality disorder, avoidant personality disorder, autism etc. Maybe that's MY special interest.
>>218394350so its just conservatives 2.0 at this point
>>218394392ex-tories should only exist in reform as clowns to be laughed at and shouted at for their role in creating the current situation until they quit reform in tears
Had a dairy milk for the first time in years on Saturday and if anything were to better exemplify the decline of this country I haven't found it yet
Being Putin and still being mired in Ukraine while watching Syria, Venezuela and Iran all beginning to topple like dominoes is probably somewhat similar to having hundreds of hours in a Paradox strategy game and seeing it all go to waste after a risky war declaration loses all your territory
>>218394474Calm down Rorke
not left the house or exercised in 4 days. Having a mental health you see.
>>218394445I do this with cringe compilations and general videos of weird AmericansIt's a good reminder that while I do have my quirks and I'm a bit of a worthless twat, it could be much, much worse
>>218394486NoI want my glass and a half
>>218394489menthol elves everywhere these days
>>218393992Don't get how people wank to Japanese porn when it's all censored
The number of Tory defections are one thing but why are they almost exclusively pakis?
>>218394522so you need to see the penis in graphic detail to achieve orgasm?
>>218393752would
>>218394489rookie numbers
>>218394339I don't know how.Where would I meet women? I have tried dating apps, I rarely get matches and I suck at conversing over text. Never had a date from Bumble.I'm 29, I feel so far behind that if a girl ever started prodding into my life that I'd clam up.The escort I've been seeing makes me feel comfortable and I trust her. I told her that in our last meeting and she said she loved hearing that. She said we could try different things over time and see what works. We had a good talk about what books we like which was nice.
off on my lunch break
>>218394538priti patel and suella braverman are next
even though i'm giving up drinking for budgetary reasons that doesn't mean i'm not tempted by the idea that i could go buy a cask of tawny for a mere 15 dollarydoos and get absolutely shitfaced any time i want
>>218394522most of the stuff i see on missav isn't censored
Come out for me lunch and it's rainingSick of it
For me it's these. What is the best chocolate nowadays anyway? I had some Auschwitz chocolate from Belgium that was very nice, and I like those tins of Shok-ka-kola that German pilots used to eat. I guess it'd have to be Lindt or Ferero Rocher for me, but I am fond of the Kinder bars/eggs
>>218394595Animal bars went woke
>>218394544...yh
>>218394583just get a box of goon lad
>>218394553do you reckon if a white british bloke moved to africa (one of the safer countries) and built a harem of beautiful african women then he'd get chopped up by the local african men with machetes?
>>218394474Irish Cadbury is actually better
>We had a good talk about what books we like which was nice.Spaino can be quite funny at times
>>218394636this man lives rent free in your head doesnt he?
Are you winning, Reformbros?
>>218394489What's wrong with you stop being so soft
>>218394317He found out about CK2
>>218394619yeah that's what i'm saying, tawny is goon but it has a higher alcohol concentration than normal wine so it's more cost-effective for an alky
>>218394590AI decensored slop doesn't count
>>218394474Cadbury being bought by an evil american conglomerate who said they wouldn't cut jobs (immediately did so and moved production to other countries) should have been blocked by the government unironically. Or do what the french do. If you break promises we'll nationalise the company
>>218394595there's a nice polish one you can get from tesco"e wedel"they do a one with some nice cherry fillingpic related however i must stress that this is a stock photo from google and not my own collection of 20 bars of chocolatei'm fat but not that fat
i am an anglophobe
glod
Got Maccies for lunch and got a Hello Kitty figurine from the Hello Kitty and Friends x Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover Happy Meal
>>218394688mad how they reneged on that deal even before the ink was dry. never trust a yank
Thank you Poland
it's not important
>>218394595>Ferero RocherPoor person's idea of fancy chocolate
>>218394722Get in
What is the point of showering since the white man has invented deodorant
Lovely chat with the prostitute about our favourite books. My Osamu Dazai and Fyodor DostoevskyHer Take a Break, Heat and CloserI just love picking inquisitive minds about literature. I yearn to see her again, quoth the raven. >>218394740delicious albeit
>>218394729they shouldn't be allowed to speak this godless vowel-hating language
>>218394658Something has to happen right?
>>218394670gwarn then what's the harm
>>218394658utterly insane how the european far-right parties are decent yet we're stuck with this civnat thatcherite garbage
love a bounty bar myselfor a cherry ripesuppose i like coconut is what we can deduce from this
>>218394538because reform are liberals. they desperately need to prove to themselves and to the rest of the country that they’re not “racist”. they still operate within a liberal frame. they want to preserve the current system, just differently managed.
>>218394685it's not, it's just not censored. except the man's face usually is.
>>218394760
>>218394729prince polos are great tooworth the trade-off compared to missing out on british chocolates.
>>218394760>Osamu Dazai and Fyodor DostoevskyGuarantee you haven't read more than two books from either of these
>>218394756It's actually quite cute gonna put it with my Nendoroids
>>218394782Anzac biscuit?
If you vote Reform you're voting to make Zia Yusuf PM btw.Farage is literally on record saying he wants Yusuf to succeed him and he has the power to make him leader without even a vote.
>>218394760She was English or foreign?
need to get my cock and bollocks out soon but it's far too cold
>>218394776The state works tirelessly to stop any genuine political party outside their accepted framework. Farage himself had a nasty plane crash years ago when he didn’t play by the rules.
havent had a pepes for a while might get one even though it always makes me almost shit myself
these are criminally underratedboosts are also fantastic
>>218394834ok i'll vote green then
tried to do a sneaky fart but I'm pretty sure some of my colleagues heard it
*mogs your choccy bar*>>218394808Haven't read anything by Dostoevsky, no, but I own multiple Dazai books in the original Japanese as I used them for study materials. I also have the Juji Ito adaptation of No Longer Human which is worth at least 0.5 of a book
>>218394864did a loud fart in class once but some other kid got blamed for it, feel like i used up my lifetime supply of luck that day
>>218394834what are you suggesting people do instead of voting reform?If enough people vote reform, it might at least move the overton window, if not the political system
>>218394859used to get them all the time but walked past once and it was all 'kis working there so don't trust it anymore
>>218394892do you flatten out the wrappers of these and tea cakesor roll it into a ball
>>218394892Fun fact: I've been to the Tunnock's factory
>>218394907>If enough people vote reform, it might at least move the overton window, if not the political systemlol
>voting
>>218394892So he's your favourite author apparently but you haven't read his magnum opus except in comic book form?
>>218394920i put them in the bin
>>218394909Its all pakis in every one ive been to and papa john although I think theyre usually Indian pakis
Clown world continues
I've been thinking
>>218394574I'd say don't write off the apps purely because of bad experiences in the past. There's no static version of you. There were hang-ups on your mind then which aren't playing on your thoughts the same now. Everyone is constantly growing and changing as a person and you're no different. You can apply your increased confidence and hope for the future into app interactions and see how you get on.Offline you might consider regularly attending bars on a Friday / Saturday night. Not necessarily as a regular at the same bar, but just pick a bar and go there and get a few drinks. This is the prime environment for meeting women where there's some level of mutual intent from everyone there. People at a bar on the weekend are drinking, their inhibitions are lowered, they're thinking about the opposite sex, there's hormones flowing. It's very different from, say, expecting something to happen between strangers at a supermarket. If you go and nothing happens, that's fine you just had a few drinks then left. Next time you try a different bar. It's OK to go to a bar, have a few drinks then leave. >The escort I've been seeing makes me feel comfortable and I trust her.I believe you, and it's not a bad thing. I'm not telling you off for experiencing intimacy or the company of a woman. But I also don't think you're so far gone that you can't have a normal girlfriend or that a so-called normal girlfriend couldn't also provide you comfort, intimacy and trust similar to what these prostitutes have. Long term, it would be more advisable to look to invest your time and efforts into getting a normal girlfriend rather than putting all your eggs in the less realistic basket of building up the relationship you have with this sex worker in your mind, hoping it will become something more one day.
anyone remember that vid of the bloke on a job site nail gunning his foreskin to a plank
>>218394774N______E___H______
>>218394924start by answering the first questionthen explain why the second statement might be false
>>218394935before that though
>>218394907I agree, it could change the discussion, but the idea of “just voot reform bro everything will be fixed!”, is a fantasy At least if Reform win big, with the general public overwhelmingly voting, some people in the media will have to actually look at themselves and wonder why this happened. Of course some of them will just fall further down the rabbit hole of considering everyone a racist fascist heretic but many won’t.
>>218394920I flatten them because I have tension in my anus
rorke's got the happy hoody on
>>218394923I've been to Cadbury world in Bournville
>>218394924It would though
>>218394950no dont tend to watch videos like this personally
>>218394964get the fuck out of my head girl with the dogs
>>218394941haramlet
>>218394941it’s a religion to these people. they’re fools. ignore it. most people aren’t jumping at the bit to watch a paki recite shakespeare and talk about how evil britain was/is
top gear yaoi
>>218394920Flatten the paper wrappers and fold into boatsFoil teacake wrappers get packed tightly into a ball and flicked across the room for the berg to chase.>>218394932No, I've read No Longer Human in its novel form, I just also have the manga version which is a vastly different way of experiencing the novel that I counted it separately
>>218394963victorpilled
>>218394961>the idea of “just voot reform bro everything will be fixed!”, is a fantasyobviously, that goes without sayingeveryone knows thatbut there is literally one single other option and that is to abandon ship and leave the country while you still can
>>218395017glad you got that haha
>>218395007Jeremy as the ugly bastard
>>218394966Surprised you fit through the doors
>>218394972the machines are rising up
i'm 35 and i've never voted. don't understand politics you see
>>218394972bro crashing out
>>218394941Im still seething about King Arthur (Welsh myth- population approx 3 million) starring an Indian actor ( approx 1.5 billion)
Rorke seething about brown people doing Shakespeare again is he?Back in the day men played all the roles, including in drag playing female characters. If that happened today Rorke would be calling it woke and saying they were groomers LOL
>>218395007I'd imagine Jeremy tops both May and Richard
>>218395046grow up
wallace and grokit are going to get gay married in the next movie
>>218395046have a day off adam. you're not well
>>218395027ingrained in my mindonce in krakow i went to a gyros place and the owner's son lived in glasgow for a bithe stumbled over saying "gonnae no dae that" to me and when i replied with "how" he then started trying to explain chewing the fat to me instead of saying just gonnae no.embarassing for the both of us.
>>218395025>just run away and abandon your ancient homeland to idiots and foreigners don’t think i will pal
>>218395046bodied that fat freak
Jeremy is a topRichard is versMay is the bottomThat's their established canonical dynamic
>>218395046back in the day rorke would have been locked in an asylum for his whole life with the diagnosis: IMBECILE
ooooooo did the company produce ragebait totally not designed to go viral for marketing purposes did it? though we all learnt this con trick with ubisoft like 10 years ago
>>218395025Mad how you just dont get it at a
>>218395091trvke
whats vers
>>218395082completely ruined it didn't he
Back in the day all roles were played by wh*tes, thankfully we live in more diverse times so can make it so only women are white, as it should be
>>218394766When did you last go to church then lad?
>>218395095convincing people not to see the play isnt effective marketing.
>>218395085>>218395104so you'll be voting reform then?or do you have a better idea?because if you have a better idea then presenting it would be more respectable than just whining about your options
the prettiest girl at toil acknowledged me with a nod today
>>218395148Hard part over lad, next step is easy
>>218395104it’s fundamentally the same globalist individualist thinking >this place is in crisis, and since i have no allegiance to it beyond material comfort, I am going to up and leave
>>218395130never
>>218395143The idea of just "leave go somewhere else" shows that you cant even understand the concept of homeland or tradition.
Rorke’s never watched Shakespeare in his life or engaged with our native culture yet he’s mad at an Asian actor trying to integrate by making British culture more relatable to Muslims. Curious how he wants us all divided, isn’t it? Why do you think that is?
>>218395148shagger
sick of AI slags on my fyp the internet should not have advanced past 2010
Wanted to play a bit of Clair Obscur on my Steam Deck via Steam Remote Play but I was unable to get it working within 20 minutes so I've given up as I'm certain delay and input lag would very much fuck with my dodge and parry timing. Instead I shall install another video game, locally, perhaps one Dead Island 2 which I recently obtained for a meagre £6 including all DLCs.
>>218395138culture war marketing is a well established marketinh tactic. obviously rorkes wont watch it, but the free PR coming from rorkes youtube channel DENOUNCING THE WOKE SHIT is free advertising
Leftypol making sweeping statements and demanding we take them as 100% true
>>218395202non-rorkes dont watch rorke content.
>>218395175What next - a black man playing Othello? A Jewish actor playing Shylock? Who knows what woke will conjure up next???
>>218395173But you're not happy here, and nothing will change the country back to the way you want it to be
>>218395216Ah yes leftypol loves those characters
Stars have points not "spikes". Stupid fucking website can't get anything right
tempted to phone me ol' gran and see if I can drive round for a visit and a cup of coffee. She always says I can come round any time but I'm struggling a bit with the menthol elves and it not right to make her worry. It not right.
>>218395165>>218395173see>>218395143the person i was talking to laughed at the idea of voting reformso please present all the alternative options and tell us which is the best one
>>218395223So emigrating would help how?
rorkes nan falling down an escalator
>>218395244go for it lad, I regret not visiting nanberg more often before she carked it
>>218395244nip round and see granberg anyway, just don't mention anything that'll make her worry x
>>218395223So? Because it won’t be 1998 forever means we should just up and leave and renounce the country? Once again, your concerns are entirely material. Since the country has declined from a peak, all efforts to remain steadfast in the face of it are in vain, and we should just give up and collectively die.
Leftypol suddenly loves Shakespeare does he?
>>218395233stars are balls of gas actually they don't have any geometric features
Leftypol claiming shylock as a diverse character
>>218395244Go see her. I'm sure she'll be happy to see you and you should make sure to see her often while you still can
>>218395284>balls don't have any geometric featuresmine do
“Rorke” and “leftypol” aren’t real people. You lot are like teenagers (probably most of you are).
Rorke waddling to maccies for his pound of flesh
>>218395258Stats for efites
>>218395215This is a rorkean world mate its not 2019 anymore breadtube is dead
>>218395258every poll has a different party in second place
>>218394979Yeah the party full of former Borisites, who expel you if you so much as express a slightly controversial viewpoint, will totally shift the overton windowMong
smoking a pipe on a tree stump listening to the wind
noooooooooo mum heeelp they're personifying ideologies again aaaaaaaaarrrrgh
>>218395313highly doubt leftypol has switched to watching nerdrotic and critical drinker and whoever the fuck
>>218395306being tiny and shrivelled isn't a geometric feature tranny
Leftypol reciting Lady Macbeth's lines into the Primark female changing room mirror
>>218395313no idea what this virgin shit you're referring to is, but its common knowledge leftists create echo chambers for themselves and pride themselves on being immune to any kind of differing opinion. they will not be watching any kind of centre-right and further right content.
>>218395344Deano the centrist chad
>>218395344not even a good personification though is itand you get mongs here taking it seriously, typing out paragraphs of vitriol on their wee chatroom to own “rorke” or “leftypol”
>>218395268I dunno what I will do when she passes she's the only person who keeps an eye out for me.>>218395271>>218395293Tempted but even if I don't say she'll know something is up cause I never just pop round.
>>218395284I thought stars were made of plasma but every website says gas. I don't know if it's really gas or if they just say gas so as to not confuse people
more of a synthetic man myself
>>218395335boris himself getting elected shifted the national conversation to the right thoughhe obviously didnt want that to happen but it didnigel is the same, pure containment but the public perceives him as a right wing demagogue so his victory would encourage normies to voice thing much further right than what nigel actually thinks should be said
>>218395381it’s gas that’s on fire innit
>>218395252It'll help you leave your sorrows behind and restart in the foreign white utopia
>voting reform? HA!>emigrating? BOO!so what will you be doing then (apart from mocking people who are looking at their options)?
Rorke waking up at half 1 in the afternoon in his sister's second bedroom after being jobless for months despite attending numerous jobcentre appointments with no money to pay the bus fare for interviews and eating a packet of biscuits because that's all he can affordAre you rorke?
if you leave britain you will spend every day missing it, even if you are happy elsewhere.even the grim stuff, never thought i'd miss greggs so much but here we are
>>218395335do you actually know what the overton window is?
Reform saying they wont be banning halal and kosher slaughter changed my opinion on them a bit. i dont think they'll be offering the kind of change people actually want.
Why are gaytheists like this?
>>218395380You can just say you felt like visiting her. It's not a lie is it?And if she's really looking out for you then it's better to be upfront and honest if something is bothering you.I never met my grandparents, they all died or cut contact, don't take it for granted
>>218395046Rorke really is a gullible little thicko isn't he
wouldn't mind a spliff right about now, don't usually smoke weed but i've got a new telly set up in my evil incel command centre and i want to get high and watch beavis and butt-head
>>218395429Oddly specific. You okay mate?
‘member over 9000?‘member sparta remixes?‘member youtube poops?
>>218395437are you actually an expat in poland?i thought you were on a vpn or somethinggood on you, that sounds idyllic but the grass is always greener innithow have the polish folk received you as a british immigrant?
Leftypol: Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires.Rorke: This above all: to thine own self be true.
>>218395414emigrating is cowardice reform winning shifts the public discussionit’s too early just now for actual arms against the state. they could still frame it as “insurgent nazi violence” and use it as a mandate to clamp down further. perhaps when the economic downturn comes things will get spicierthe truth is, I don’t know. I just know emigrating isn’t the correct option and a Reform victory can’t hurt. Even if they do go back on their promises or fail, it will just convince your average Joe that the entire democratic process is rotten and something fundamental needs changed and quickly.
>>218395470Me? Yeah fine I'm good mate good good good.Rorke however has to walk his sister's dog and pay the 260 he owes for the discounted rent so he can spend all day in his room on his computer. Honestly it's over for rorke
>>218395465probably the easiest drug in the world to find lol i’ve never ordered off the dark web but you could probably just do that if you can’t find anyone irl
>>218395490good post
>>218395429I'm having flapjack and coffee because mummy loves me despite being wastrel freak x
>>218395506i know a couple of people i could buy from but i don't really want to talk to them because they give me the creeps
>>218395429ktim but woke up at 11 and in my parents house
>>218395509Thank you
>>218395404>nigel is the same, pure containment but the public perceives him as a right wing demagogue so his victory would encourage normies to voice thing much further right than what nigel actually thinks should be saidYeah we'll get Zia Yusuf as PM until the next containment option comes around but at least the normies will be saying right-wing things like "we should have slightly more controls on immigration"
WHAT is the point of it all if you missed out on your PEAK years? The ENTIRE point of life is to live an ADVENTURE in your PEAK years then spend the rest of your life reminiscing and telling stories from your PEAK years. See ANY podcast, they ALL follow this format.
rorke n leftypol are the two friends who are always bickering at the start of a night out but get a few drinks in and they start straight up molesting each other
>>218395485yeah, been here since 2020it is great, but you'll always miss home, even the little things.people are pretty open in general, there are a lot of foreign people going around and there are already a lot of british tourists. since i'm not getting pissed in the market square and causing bother and drowning in the vistula people are okay with it.i still get eu citizen rights as well because i moved before brexit happened. the downside is it takes longer going through border control because they don't just stamp my password and let me go.
>>218395523felt that
>>218395545cant wait to see what my own post will be xx
Sir Pony Poster
>>218395535plenty of people had miserable youths and went on to be happy and fulfilled you’re a midwit that thinks life is a soppy hollywood movie
>>218395561>>>/vg/553566179
>>218395414You know there are other parties you could vote for>but they won't win any seatsNot with that mentality they willVoting for Reform achieves nothing as it's containment, and saying it'll shift the discussion is pure cope.
simis is the blue chickmuck
Don't really drink anymore but always order booze with my shoping so they have to ring the bell and deliver it rather than leave it on the doorstep getting rank
>>218395429Not spoken to my sister in years sadly, after a falling out. She has children I've never seen. She's offered a few olive branches which I have declined, out of stubbornness and feeling like I'm too deep in a hole. Which is of course completely stupid, as with every decision I make in life.Anyway I'm sorry to hear you are also going through it, rorke. I'm glad you've got a place to stay with your sister at least. It's not over yet, things can turn around quick once you get back to work.
Not had a shower in 4 days and i STINK
>>218395404>boris himself getting elected shifted the national conversation to the right thoughNo it didn't. I genuinely have no seen a shift to the right since Boris got elected, only since Starmer did and that's clearly backlash against him.
>>218395535make now your peak years
>>218395572type shi
I'll move to great yarmouth so I can vote for the great yarmouth first party
>>218395576most people don’t know what “containment” ispromising all this shit and then not doing it doesn’t make normal people satisfied. if people can still visibly see material and social decline despite the “based” party being in. If darkies keep turning up, if town centres keep dying and nothing changes, it is worse for the system. Because it means that liberalism has reached its conclusion and not working.
>>218395572mouse
Rorke voting for millionaires? It's like turkeys voting for Christmas innit!
>>218395598i can’t go more than 2 nights without showering without wanting to claw every inch of skin off my body
what actually is a starmer?
>>218395628every political party is headed by millionaires
>>218395636It's awell its a hm
>>218395628It’s the rich stopping us from living in a utopia freed of such superstitions like ethnicity, class, history and faith. if we just kill all the rich everything will be hunky dory forever.
>>218395566No they didn't.>>218395601Zased!
right it's boring bastard hour so I'm off
>>218395653not the green party
Mental how rich people made those black people stab that kid and forced that brown man to rape that child
Yeah the Great British public will totally vote for a far-right party if Reform doesn't change anythingThe same Great British public that voted in Labour in a landslide after Boris and co.Well, I say "same" but the amount of immigration by 2029 will have already shifted the electorate even further to the left
>>218395675time fae wine run
beginning to think catberg might be planning a sneak attack
>>218395660>because labour won after reform split the tory vote didn't they?Clearly not considering adding up the Tory and Reform totals still lead to a Labour victory and polling was showing a Labour victory well before Farage launched his comeback
>>218395675(giant glowing BORING BASTARD HOUR neon sign hanging on the thread wall switches off automatically as soon as you leave)
>>218395685you’re still not seeing itpeople will lose faith in “parties” or the electoral process entirely when nothing seems to be working and no one can improve things
>>218395676top 3 are wealthy property owners (top 2 come from tarq families)
>>218395708chuckled sensibly at his
>>218395598ktwm except I returned to work today so I had to shower so that the women I work with don't realise I'm a smelly incel
i keep wiping but there's still poo
>>218395708kek
i’m a meagre sluglike wormish husk of a man
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>>218395708audibly exhaled
>>218395751More of a despicable disgusting slimy toad of a man myself
>>218395769fuck off
>>218395769when reform gets in this will be a hanging offence
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>>218394946>Offline you might consider regularly attending bars on a Friday / Saturday night. Not necessarily as a regular at the same bar, but just pick a bar and go there and get a few drinks. This is the prime environment for meeting women where there's some level of mutual intent from everyone there. People at a bar on the weekend are drinking, their inhibitions are lowered, they're thinking about the opposite sex, there's hormones flowing. It's very different from, say, expecting something to happen between strangers at a supermarket. If you go and nothing happens, that's fine you just had a few drinks then left. Next time you try a different bar. It's OK to go to a bar, have a few drinks then leave.The problem is I'm very shy and don't like drinking. I'd feel so out of place going drinking alone.>Long term, it would be more advisable to look to invest your time and efforts into getting a normal girlfriend rather than putting all your eggs in the less realistic basket of building up the relationship you have with this sex worker in your mind, hoping it will become something more one day.I know you're probably right.I just feel like at this point I have no other choice.
How did Rob Schneider get so many gigs back in the day he's not a good actor he's not funny he's just an ugly Jewish midget
>>218395822which people lost faith in politics though?obviously not the handful of labour supporters that still voteand i know that just because voting worked for them doesn't mean a reform win will change anything, but who will you be voting for?
Would Amelia vote Reform?
>>218395908no because she thinks women shouldnt vote at all
>>218395769BRO THINK HE A COMEDIAN
stop messing around and get it made
adam sandler handsfree orgasm (rare 720p)
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