Laudable Association of Antigallicans edition
On the Yorkshire tea and biscuits
>>218419665should be buying scottish blend
>>218419680Anything Scots can do, the English do better
*dogshit post*
might re-watch nerd crew
this is the new and I mean new
>>218419711and it lush
>>218419694Name five
imagine thinking the way you talk indicates your intelligence lmfao. So all those air traffic controllers from the West Country are just dumb are they because they say orite moi luvvver
Fucking hell he's still seething about being called an underclass piece of shit kek
wheres that aussie I was promised a dogshit image
Fuck me worst poo of 2026 so far Bloated and full of gas Half liquid half solidish chunksIt's all up the side of the bowl
>>218419741lmao he's raging
>>218419727>imagine thinking the way you talk indicates your intelligence lmfaoYeah imagine thinking true things, mad innit
>>218419741You were seething your tits off spamming your frog cartoons the whole thread mate you were having a melty
>>218419766government needs to step in
Oo yes I'm an atheist. I believe in Science! Eureka!
Have not watched telly in years, had no idea Mock the Week was cancelled or came back
>Fuck me worst poo of 2026 so far>Bloated and full of gas>Half liquid half solidish chunks>It's all up the side of the bowl
>>218419694Scotland:>Discovered antibiotics (Alexander Fleming)>Invented the telephone (Alexander Graham Bell)>Invented the television (John Logie Baird)>Created GTA, one of the best-selling video game series of all time (Rockstar North, formerly DMA Design)
>>218419694it's specially blended for scottish tap waternot like your chalky muck
Intellect is certainly reflected in the way you speak, not in your accent or dialect
>>218419766homosexuals would have a field day with you
Rorke Mock the Week - Question Time double feature
>>218419780Fuck are you schizzing on aboutWas there even any frog cartoons in the last thread?
OHMYGODTHE DAILY MAIL
>>218419806chalk is a natural filter
Do we reckon ashens votes reform?
>>218419805Philo Farnsworth invented the television thoughbeit.
is the upcoming economic desolation of the UK a big topic over there?you lads will be completely broke in under 10 years at the current rate
I'm part of the underclass. Incel too. Never learnt manners or how to be polite or how to hold a knife and fork. Weird freak such that I am.
>>218419837Probably a lib dem wanker
>>218419825you can filter stuff through sand but i'm not going to drink a cup of sand
>>218419680I'm not a big tea drinker to be fair. Much prefer coffee
t-the problem i-is with the g-government and-is it a dolphin in a bathtub?
>>218419851That's what people thought about geowizard
>>218419855what point are you struggling to make here?
look at me im ashens watch me eat a burger from poundland oh this is indeed YUCKY!
voting tor- i mean reform
i find that most lib dem voters are just middle class cowards too frightened to have a real stance on anything
>>218419805All black men
>>218419845They'll have to have rejoined by then
>>218419895He liked Rustlers burgers though, shamefully admitted to eating it more often than he should
my name's jimmy, i'm a farmer and i live on the outskirts of town with my wife and two guinea pigs
Ashens is an old school, Simon Pegg-style Blockbuster lurkin', Comic Book readin', Warhammer playin' Britisher. Don't judge him by your modern standards.
>>218419845Oh yeah just 10 more years is it
need an australian twink servicing my nob right now
>>218419855weak mind, weak body
>>218419805>discovered antibioticsTurned into a medicine by an Australian BVLL
just made the perfect cup of tea. taste, colour, it's at the perfect temperature rn. just all went right for me.
>>218419845No we won'tI'm working on something big x
>>218419965Happy for you
gigameltie currently occurring lmao
>>218419930your government budget doubled in 10 years ladyour tax base is increasingly leaving the country while permanent welfare cases keep moving inwhere do you think that ends
>>218419848mad that im probably the 1st in our family who’s going to die a virgin
>>218419965lovelynothing better than a perfect cup of teavery rarely have the same experience with coffee, it must be said
>>218419806you do realise that means that the water in england is better for you, full of minerals like calcium? must be why scots have weak bones
>>218419990>where do you think that endsIn adjustment and homeostasis
>>218419885chalk being a natural filter does not make chalky water a good ting
>>218419845not me. few fingers in a few pies few irons in the fire few toads in the hole if you know what i mean keep it hush hush for now though yeah?
HOW THE LIDL JEW IS STEALING MY MONEY>all the prices are red now so it makes us think theres a sale on, but there is no sale>coupons for useless shite you didn't need>making 500g of beef mine 4.50 take the piss>fridge cabinets and stuff in the shop dont work properly so meat spoils faster>increase prices by like 1p or 2p at a time so you don't notice>stock all of the pasta sauce flavours equally even though everyone wants the aubergine and marscapone ones nobody wants the chilli ones so you're left with a shelf of useless chilli pasta sauce
>>218419990>your government budget doubled in 10 years ladTaking into account per capita, inflation, and Tory austerity, this isn't as big a deal as you think
American engineering.*smirks*Irish engineering.*stifles laughter*Australian engineering.*bursts out laughing and starts rolling on the floor**laughter subsides after 15 minutes*British engineering.*God reaches down from heaven and shakes my hand*
>>218420035>naturally filtered water isnt good erm ok
>>218420057good old british engineering aha...
>>218420049liddo it absolutely is a big deal when all your talent is moving to dubai and sydney
>>218420057Chinese engineering
whos the goblin here spamming melty?
>>218420087>when all your talent is moving to dubai and sydneyBig exaggeration Also no one is permanently moving to Dubai lmao
>>218420057Not really true anymore though is it?
>>218420087>talent>dubaioh I am laffin
>>218420087>all your talent is moving to dubai and sydneyyeah just not true
>>218420066softer, cleaner, freshersimple as.
>>218420087you just focus on your highest cost of living crisis in the western world and $1 million average house price market and stagnating wages mate yeah?
>>218420087no one who wants to live in dubai is worth keeping
Sphagnum moss is great for filtering water and fountain moss is excellent for biofiltration in case you were wondering
>>218420132by talent I really just mean moneyyou'll see in 10 years... you'll see...
>>218420143yes, water that has passed through natural filters such as chalk has those qualities.
talent here. no plans to move.
>>218420152doesn't affect me as I own my place already
>>218420057Truth. Last year's F1 season was won by McLaren, who are British. Also the two teams who dominated over the last decade (Red Bull and Mercedes) are both based in the UK, using British talent.
>>218420156oh no not the billionaires!! whatever will we do without the arab and russian billionaires who didnt pay their taxes here anyway!! society is surely collapsing... quickly, give them some more yauchts and make them come back, this is urgent!
>>218420162tastes worse than nicer water that isn't chalky.
Always find it mad there's an inheritance tax in the UK
>>218420172cost of living has nothing to do with owning your own place bruce keep up
talon here. no plans to hoof.
>>218420172sell it for gear money eshay brah
ITS NOT THE 90s ANYMORE BRUCE YOURE A SHITHOLE LIKE ALL THE REST OF US
>>218420183well you see they contribute taxthere's a reason you lot are introducing new taxes constantly>>218420186also doesn't affect me as I'm a tarquin
>>218420152Could fix all three by not importing a billion migrants a year
niggas get some inheritance n start talm bout some economic stagnation
Gimmick idea. A futile argument which spans multiple threads, for multiple days, weeks even, and never reaches a satisfactory conclusion
>>218420208bit silly to pretend our situation is anywhere near as bad as yours
>>218420185only 3.7 of all deaths pay inheritance tax matenot so much of a big deal is it>>218420224you've reinvented brick vs diego there lad
>>218420049>Tory austerityliterally never happened
Emma Watson soiled her undies.
we won
you're such a fuckin hoe i love it
>>218420184tastes exactly the same. especially with all the chemicals dumped into it
leftypol: eat the billionaires!a bunch of zimbawbaeans: you're a billionaire in our currency *gets out the cutlery*leftypol: *GULP*
>>218420259Good-for-nothing drain on society.
>>218420224fantastic idea, I’m in
can we do that universal basic income thing that everyone was talking about a few years agowould be lush
>>218420245The economic situation in Australia is dire, relative to its position in the worlf youre not doing very well and you havent done very well for at least 20 years now. You cant even host an olympic games anymore and its still 8 years away lmao
>>218420176British engineering is great as long as it's relatively small-scale and bespoke. We can't do mass production to save our lives. My Jag is absolutely fantastic though, much more sovl than the German equivalent which would be an S4, C43 etc. Germans can't do chassis engineering beyond just making the springs and shocks stiffer, and can't make steering actually feel nice to use.
>>218420284this would bash biomass skulls in as a poorly drawn 3 panel web comic
remember that brief 3 day period where boris was in intensive care and we thought he might die from covidwhat a mad time that was
chase infiniti + emma stone sex arse
>>218420283just untrue, in a blind taste test you can taste the difference.had a glass of water in london from the tap and it was almost milky.
catberg poorly and off his food. probably been out eating rubbish again the daft bastard
>>218420284this is what i’ve never understood about non-maoist third worldist leftists, there are so many who’ve accepted the slave morality zero sum cuckold logic of wealth redistribution yet for some reason think it only applies strictly within the made-up border.
>>218420304lad the difference is we can turn it aroundnot saying we will as we have the same retard self hating political class as you but at least it's a possibility here
>>218420326mad how he wasnt ill at all it was pure propaganda
>>218420326Back when Rorke was actually freaking about about ‘rona and thought it was going to end the world before he suddenly flipped and it was just a cold and it was the vax that was going to end the word
>>218420329Emma Stone looks very strange these days
>>218420329one cheek from each
>>218420347Mate you're not even building any stadiums even Brazil could do that. So lower your tone when you speak about Britain in future, thank you kindly.
>>218420338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzHgD-_HsDI
>>218420329emma's done well to not get mogged here
aussies in the filter for a bityou'll be allowed back when you sort it out and get some good posts made
>>218420369that's no real though surelycan't drink my own tap water it tastes rank because the pipes are from the 30s
>>218420380How will you know
>>218420329>>218420357Worst Emma and not even a true Emma, her real name is Emily.
*scrolls back to see what aussie post just caused rorke to crash out*
don't know why you lot are so rattled by an accurate economic prognosiscould it be a fear of your bennies being cut?
have a meeting with HR at 2pm because I've been heart emoji-ing a female coworkers messages on teams a tad too much instead of the thumbs up emoji
CORRRRRRRRRR scran scran scran!
australians only critique britain because they care :)
>>218420392One of life's greatest mysteries
>>218420392He hasn’t actually filtered them he just lost an argument with an aussie and this is his way of dipping out
>>218420304Different poster but Australia has balanced budgets, low debt to GDP ratio, superannuation to cover pensions. Lots of low hanging fruit for economic growth. Definite problems with stagnant wages and housing however.
>>218420420Sure there wasn't a cheeky wink emoji or two in there?
>>218420429it's true lad I wanna see you all do well you just have to be a bit realisticAustralia always welcomes you with open arms
rorke chowing down jellied eels with tears in his eyes whilst insisting they taste better than tikka masala
>>218420409we want our country to be awesome. your prognosis was accurate since you're very perceptive and shit but if it were up to the average /brit/izen the country would be very different.
leftypol sized banana
>>218420409how's uni mate
rorke chowing down jellied eels with tears in his eyes whilst insisting they taste better than shrimp straight from the barbie
>>218420420
Crazy how every country in the western world has problems with shit wages and unaffordable housing almost like they're intentionally trying to fuck people.
rorke spamming the tongue out emoji at every unmarried woman in the office
>>218420468the whole commodification of housing thing is demonic and one of the few things communists are right about
>>218420469leftypol spamming the fist (black) emoji at them
Brits spend all day talking about what a doomed shithole their country is but when a foreigner says anything mildly critical of the UK they chimp out. Curious.
nth for the baddiedem
Anyone else find it a bit weird when you come across a banana that is the same size as your penis
sick of this job. need something that isn't public-facing
>>218420443You havent had a balanced budget fot decades and the debt to gdp ratio is 58% since 2024. Covid wrecked your economy and you put people in camps for not wearing masks mate, pipe down and focus on your own shit
getting a twinge in the cock after a female coworker uses the wink emoji
>>218420491thats the only correct way to beaustralians arent foreign though
>>218420502just turn around lad
Rorke going out of his way to choose the white thumbs up emoji on Teams
>>218420507>australians arent foreign thoughThey are these daysNation of lebs, wops, chinks and jeets
>>218420491just like how trannies tie up their whole identity in what gender they are chuds tie up their whole identity in what country they’re from. two sides of the same mentally ill coin
>>218420467Three-fingered freaks
>>218420523and the reason every black person I works with uses the brown thumbs up?
>>218420505Meltdown
chinese guy at work who doesn't change the colour of his thumbs up emojis
Doing a bit of research for the prospective incelflatBored of paying £850 for a room in London to do nothing when I could pay £500 elsewhere for a flat to do the sameSo far looking at>county Durham>East Yorkshire>NorthumberlandFound a few decent ones in a place called "Goole" Family is from Bridlington which could be a shout.Anyone got any undiscovered incel areas for an incel like me too hunker down in?
>>218420499don't think that's ever happened to me
>>218420541For representation, Rorke.
Nice cock bro
>>218420557alri big boy aha
>>218420523Yellow would be culturally appropriating east Asians
>>218420560ah right, so it's ok if I use the white thumbs up then. got it
Kept talking about myself for so long I feel lost, don't even know what motivates me anymore
>>218420499remember a woman i used to work with doing the old 'seductively eating a banana' thing at me oncelooking back i definitely regret not getting her shagged
white fella at work uses the black emoji for thumbs up etc. no idea why
>>218420575get him rorke!
Penis is curved like a banana wish I could just bend it straight but it would almost certainly break
>>218420595yeah there's one of those at minebalding beardy chap with glasses
chinese guy comparing his cock to a banana but not because of the size
>>218420575Yeah you’re allowed to be as cringe and incellious as you want mate
>>218420595either solidarity or he's an ultra-giga-rorke
>>218420561no one will ever say that to me
>>218420626>solidaritywith what
only ever used the guy in a wheelchair going fast emojiit's versatileI think of it as "go get em' champ"I don't really get emojis
>>218420641the struggle
imagine a 5ft skinny white guy pulls his trousers down and he has a massive black cock
>>218420555once you move out of London you never come backyou'll be permanently priced off the property ladder there
>>218420625well it's already been pointed out that using the black or yellow one as a white man would be cultural appropriation. so which should I use?
he also might have michael jacksonism
Laura Loomer was munted before might aswell ghoulmax
incellious really is a great word
leftypol would clearly prefer if if white m*n just stopped existing
>>218420642The idea of getting that emoji as a response made me audibly chuckle
>>218420677oh my days they look like acid attack victimsrorke's dream woman
what is your opinion on brazilians?
>>218420682curious why he doesn't start by offing himself
>>218420650Mini Jackson ahh nigga
>>218420677Yanks are mentally ill
>>218420694country looks nice but brazillian Portuguese is the ugliest language in the world
>>218420694Pele > Messi
>>218420677The odd part about this is that Americans don't tend to point this look out as being odd. It's more the case with the hideously fake veneers though.
>>218420694wouldn't get one myselflike having some hair down there
mental how you've just got to keep your head down and stay out of trouble at toil and they give you money. although it does feel like a waste of 40 hours per week TBQHWY.
>>218420651>you never come backYeah mate if you couldn't tell that's the plan
>>218420694poozilian
>>218420677if you drew an accurate picture of her you would get in trouble
>>218420694I just imagine the film City of God whenever I think about Brazil
>>218420719Pele would get absolutely stripped by a mid level modern professional football player, athletics has come so far since he was playing
saw a pheasant lads
>>218420694sex
>>218420768dynamic earth spotted
>>218420751I just imagine the film Brazil personally
>>218420768National animal of Japan, so it is.
>>218420694Only Brazilians I've ever met are the people who work at the local Brazilian barbecue restaurant and they all seem like good lads, all handsome and well built and friendly
>>218420768This city looks pretty incel friendly which is it?
>>218420768What city is that lad
>>218420770thats a child
>>218420768What's he up to then
>>218420808>>218420803it's edinburgh
how do we stop women
>>218420798Like "well built", handsome, foreign men do ya?
>>218420768What a bizarre landscape
>>218420785Went there on a school trip once
Just farted three times then burped
>>218420818yeah, birds of a feather and that aha
>>218420834alri shrek
thinking about women who are also naked
>>218420765Nah, just watch how he played against his peers, the best in the world. He ran circles around them. Pele was another level. Now imagine Messi without growth hormones back in Pele'a era, he might not have even became been a professional footballer
>>218420505The last two full published years were in surplus and the economy shrunk by 0.12% in 2020 which was the first negative year in about 30 years.
>>218420830same actually it was nice, need to go again it's probably still coolwent to the parliament building as well and my dad told me to put a tack on alex salmonds chair
it plateaued? then why does everyone ancedotally say zoomers are skysccrapers?did ot plateau and then speed up again in the 21st century?that just makes no sense
Don't know what I ate but I've been so full of gas todayFeels like if you prod me with a needle I'd just explodeFarting like a trooperAnd they stink
>>218420854kek
>>218420856fuck sake need a wank now
>>218420855more chinese and indians bringing the average down
>>218420854had my first date with the gfberg in the scottish parliament buildingshe liked my nicola sturgeon impression
>>218420849Messi back in peles day would have been a curious little evil dwarf like oskar matzerath from the tin drum
>>218420768saw an echidna once, pictures on my old phone, wasn't much good anywaysaw this swamp hen another time though
>>218420855>then why does everyone ancedotally say zoomers are skysccrapers?Only older zoomers are tallerThey had a golden era in their early years getting full nourishment before the great recessionYoung zoomers and gen alpha are going to be absolute runts
/brit/ in one word?malodorous
>>218420913curious to see how someone does a nicola sturgeon impression
do postmen always have to wear shorts
>>218420817Obvious AI it’s not even hard to tellFuck off old man
>>218420929think you need a bigger dress love
>>218420929Right so she can do that but if my saggy balls were hanging out my shorts on a warm summers day I'd get arrested.It not right
just gold called old man by uncasaurus rex
>>218420953are you a postman>>218420940
>>218420934and in an english word?
answer the gold call
>>218420964...prefer not to say
>>218420929scream
shitting arses
>>218420969ponging
>>218420929Will never understand why women think clown make-up looks attractive
jumping and skipping
>>218421024
>>218421024works well enough for ugly women to pick up drunk chads in a dark club
why zoomers pretend theyre still teenagers?
>>218421063you either die chopped or live long enough to see yourself become unc
>>218421063No upwards mobility financially means they have to retain the low cost things they had as teens
>>218421063we're a bit of a retarded generation i think
doing a bloody smashing poo wot? top hole.
>>218421024im just happy im gay sometimes
>The UK will bring into force a law which will make it illegal to create non-consensual intimate images, following widespread concerns over Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot.It's illegal to edit images of Sir Keir now.
Quentin stealing /brit/ posts and taking them to Twitter, incorporating them into his YouTube videos and so on.
>>218421063The things that usually signify adulthood such as financial stability, home ownership, relationships, are completely unattainable
>>218421125no idea who that is
Fucking mong department leat at toil has organised bowling at a bowling place in an industrial estate near HQ instead of the one in town near hotels and transport links so basically I'm going to have to endure toil socials whilst sober cos I have to drive fuck sake
>>218421125remember when the utter retards here thought heatherpaedo is quentin lol
the best thing a dad can say in an argument with a mum is "i'm not a bloody mind-reader [mums name]"at that point he has achieved the moral high ground forever.
>>218421112>which will make it illegal to create non-consensual intimate imagesWas this not already the case? There's no way I could photoshop some girl naked, distribute it publicly and it be fine
i watched mousey's stream last night and he didn't sound scottish
>>218421126They're not unattainable really though, plenty of zoomers are managing itZoomers are just anxiety-filled retards>t. 25, married, own home, kids planned in next couple of years
>>218421154wasn't the real mousey he didn't figure out the captcha until last week.
>>218421149It was already illegal to distribute themNow it will be illegal to create such images (or ask for them via AI) in the first place
>>218421104do you still feel happy when you experience the shame of being face down in a filthy sauna and can feel the seventh anonymous load of the night seeping out of your gaped arsehole?
>>218421154He said he's half Scottish and grew up in England
>>218421171Well thanks for the life lesson Tarquin I'll be sure to take it on board
>>218421185wouldnt know i havent been to a sauna hehe
>>218421154Please does someone have a screen record of this
>>218421200Cope onMy parents work in retail and we had our house repossessed when I was growing upSorry if my social mobility hurts you!
>>218421171how many 25 year olds do you think are married bruv
>>218421154he's not scottish why do you think that
>>218421171Congrats. How old is your wifeberg?
I've been experiencing either anxiety or heart failure these past few days. If I die, it will be here with you all
>>218421201I'm a 5'10 chad
>>218421238Plenty enough to prove it's attainableYou're just a loser
does someone have a VOD/recording of mouse's stream
He definitely has a Scottish twang to his accent
minimum wage got you a wife, family and house 50 years ago now that's below the poverty line
The world was made for 5'8" men with 4.9 inch willards
>>218421243because someone said he was scottish
>>218421171you should be planning kids sooner rather than later so you can enjoy more time with them instead of being oldif you do it at 30 then when they're in their 20s you'll be in your 50s
>>218421265There was no minimum wage 50 years ago
>>218421269sounds very indian
>>218421269ktim the world was definitely not made for me thoughever
>>218421154he was raised on the internet.
Didn’t see his stream but does Mousey sound as obviously mentally ill while speaking as he does when typing?
>>218421265yeah and we imported millions of pajeets to compete with too. What the actual fuck were we thinking? We have destroyed ourselves
>>218421254>Just 2% of those men who have mostrecently reached age 25 have evermarried, compared to 41% of men bornin 1960not exactly plenty enough is it
Congolese nigger BBC willy cock
>>218421275True but have to wait for the wife to start having periods
>>218421273well he's not
>>218421294leftypol's bookmarked porno search
>>218421294o'spaino
>>218421289Nope. It was all an act. He's at worst an attention-seeking bore. Not actually mental at all.
>>218421299
>>218421126Yet Rorke will continue to blame brown people instead of the wealthy and powerful who have created the situation you describe
>>218421275True but I'm not too worried, got good longevity genes
did it even happen if you didn't take pics for the gram
>>218421336not everyone is autistic like you and recognises they're both bad.
>>218421219Ahhh so you're a beneficiary of a council house inheritance are you The neo aristocrat class
>>218421336yeah leftymong? importing millions of brown biomass ruins economies...
>>218421322He was talking about his solution to the grey squirrel problem
>>218421291>plenty enoughlying ass nigga
NEW>>218414159>>218414159>>218414159
>>218421374>>218421291What's your excuse for not being married?
>>218420915sc
