arr dua edish
I said the new would be great, was I right? Find out now on /brit/
>>218423001sex her
>>218423001ugly toad
just witnessed a lost millennial unc made an epic Finding Nemo reference in the last thread in some sort of demented fugue
What is wrong with micks and bongs
*surreptitiously looks up fugue*
Didn't know homely meant munter. In big trouble now
making my famous takeaway style chicken fried rice for me and my girlfriend later. Hopefully shes not upset at me because I had a go at her this morning for touching my willy during a hug.
>>218423077get her shagged
don't get the obsession with this mid looking balkan tramp with a flat, rectangular body
>>218422851"Impedance to progress" is not grammatically incorrect. It is a technically sound and often used phrase in formal contexts to describe something that hinders or obstructs advancement. Here is a breakdown of why it is correct:Impedance is a noun meaning a hindrance or obstruction in the way of something.To is a preposition in this context.Progress is a noun meaning forward or onward movement towards a destination. The phrase functions as a noun phrase, where "impedance" is modified by the prepositional phrase "to progress," clearly indicating what is being hindered. Idiot
Anybody else sitting down right now?
ah yes democracyhttps://x.com/CJCHowarth/status/2010786021227536539
>>218423001
>>218423063hitler and ww2 permanently raped white peoples brains
>>218423117No on my hands and knees
>doubles down on being a retard who can't readlmfao
>>218422977imagine if you died and someone found them whilst looking through your possessions. they'd be so confused.
>>218423063The UK is hideously overpopulated
>>218423031I wish lad
>>218423104bit mean
outsourcing my pooing
Aura
>>218423147Explain yourself instead of name calling then
>>218423104Ugly gay men "stan" for pop stars which means they make a large part of their personality collecting and spamming images of them to people to who don't care as a sort of ritual worship Same thing you see with Indians and their "holy" men and women
noticeable drop in quality after 12pm each day in here
>>218423223i just think she's fit
Another example as to why i can't stand a majority of you. You can't admit when youre wrong you'd rather bicker like children or make fun of each other like mentally retarded people
>>218423255fucking leave then retard go back to /cum/
>cannot even read the screenshots he posts>calls us mentally retarded lol
>>218423213poo smarter not harder
might restart my computer and deal with a million new notifications and broken things
>>218423247why cant you keep that to yourself?
what's the male equivalent of the onlyfans grift
>>218423223How am I gay if I want to have sex with herAlso never used the term "stan" in my life
prefer the gay aussie to the gay yank
Pleased to say I've got my bum out
>>218423128it's quite simple:Lord Kennedy of Southwark signified the King's consent. The bill was read a third time. Amendment 1 was agreed to. Baroness Chapman of Darlington moved that the bill do now pass. Then Lord Callanan moved, as an amendment to the motion that this bill do now pass, at end insert "but that this House regrets that the UK-Mauritius Agreement concerning the Chagos Archipelago including Diego Garcia does not secure the long-term future of the Diego Garcia Military Base, creates uncertainty over the continuing unrestricted use of the Military Base and imposes £35 billion of costs on UK taxpayers for which the Government has no mandate, and that the Government failed to consult the Chagossian people before signing the Treaty”. The amendment was agreed to (see division). Then the bill was passed and returned to the Commons with amendments.
>>218423247A meaty mouthed reply
how many of you lads actually go through with eating your own spaff when wanking to cei videos?
>>218423301tummy
>>218423272You legitimately have brain damage. Stop drinking your own spunk.
>>218423312err
another yank embarrassing himself with his inability to read again? what the fuck is going on over there why are they so retarded?
>>218423294
>>218423300kpop
>>218423362you like ERP'ing with other men?
raping my arse with maximum efficiency
>The UK will bring into force a law which will make it illegal to create non-consensual intimate images, following widespread concerns over Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot.>Technology Secretary Liz Kendall said the government would also seek to make it illegal for companies to supply the tools designed to create such images.photoshop to be made illegal
>>218423374don't recall saying that!
corr
>>218423362holy SEX
Over 4 days sober and CRAVING the boozeMight have a cheeky all-dayer tomorrow after mummykins has come and gone
lucy letby singing lullabies asmr
>>218423383why is a 52 year old woman the technology secretary
Doing a sudo pacman -Syu currently for a download size of 1.4gb and a total install size of 4.2gb
>>218423362She's so mid it's beyond a joke
phwoar
Dua Lipa looks like she stinks. You just know she has BO problems.
>>218423403Looks like the exact model of fridge I have at home, down to the shitty plastic handle at the bottom of the top door that broke
>>218423419get the packages upgraded, get the system updated x
brain-damaged raped paedo literally cannot read
>>218423403>>218423427where did you get these photos of me
She's had plastic surgery. Hate women who've had plastic surgery
>>218423419shan't be doing that today
>>218423383>designed toProbably just means those AI nudification apps that have no other function than to remove clothes from images
This is what the Dua Lipa spammers get up to elsewhere btw>>>/hr/5168130>>>/hr/5168149>>>/hr/5168224>>>/hr/5168332>>>/hr/5170251
time for a wank
>>218423488well she's got a body like a bloke so it stands to reason she's got a big gay following
>>218423488ok but you knew exactly where to find this so
there are too many normalfags being racist nowadaysmight have to become woke in response :/
AirPods and Bluetooth headsets are cooking your brain and your thyroid
>>218423563ok
may get back into /fit/ as /brit/ is dying
Back from my update x
>>218423590ok
really don't want to be productive today
>>218423617yeah
>>218423217vvgh
>>218423631ok
mad how much i fucking hate women
Catberg waking me up by violently biting me
thanks
nth for the holodem
just saw a bloke posting about his cat
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>218423667why are you so desperate for attention from mousey when he hates you? why did you invite your fellow r9k freaks to invade his stream?
3 sleeps until Big Deegs!!!
>>218423697trvkenever understood it myself, just felt like one day it somehow became socially acceptable for full grown adult men to have little girl cartoon profile pictures
What is this image trying to convey?
>>218423784how you were conceived
>>218423721It's a fake mousey.
>>218423784think it's a bloke shagging his fat gf in the shower
>>218423678how's it going since kanata graduated?
If they look like this I say let them inLove me a indog/malay qt in a hijabThough it resurfaces painful memories of the malay qt I could have scored with if I wasn't a retard
>>218423784it's been weeks since you've had a shower, so your mom assumed the bathroom was a safe place to earn a quick $20
Watched Jujutsu Kaisen last night, was decent, the sequence with Yuji running away from Yuta was very well produced, as was the Choso fightGot high hopes for the rest of the season. Another show this season with brilliant production quality is Sentenced to be a Hero, they went absolutely mad with the sakuga, but I think we'll see a sharp drop on quality from now unfortunately.Are you guys watching anything this anime season?
>>218423860if you've ever wondered why women are repulsed by you, this is the reason.
*surreptitiously looks up surreptitious*
Foid rhymes with void, let that sink in
>>218423860Repeat after me:Anime...Is for nonces...Well done!
>>218423860dunno is the new season of frieren out yet?
>>218423860It was a very well produced first two episodes for JJK. I like it but don't think it's the masterpiece people make it out to be.I started Hell's Paradise season 2 which was nice as well. Also still watching Digimon BeatBreak from last season which is KINO
>>218423887Bizarre for you to think I'd care enough about what women think about anything to even consider the reason why they think what they think>>21842392416th is the premiere
so i just have to have acne scars foreverright
Have to replace my passportIt costs £100I don't have that kind of money
>>218423958well thats just laughable cope isnt it
>>218423958you'll never have sex
the janny banned me for reporting that polish flag thread with the dildo he shoved up his ass the other day he’s a little vindictive bitch isn’t he. can’t tell if he’s a ricecel or russian
>>218424011Well I don't particularly care about what you think either, is that also laughable cope?
world rorke day
>>218424030you really are losing the plot arent you
>>218424043yes because you continue replying.
>>218424002don't worry mate I've just sent it to your bank account x
>>218423828I'm not sure, I've been more on twitch since new years besides a few biboo streams. I think things are calm, not seen anyone crying or getting depressed at least. Migo's on a week "break"(maybe a suspension) for triggering horse autists. I think she leaked something from a horse racing VIP line app chat I dunno, but her antis and horse racing fans attacked her enough that. she tweeted a respose and then announced the break a few days later. migo's been on the end of things for a recently, hachama crashout, peko-miko and party clique stuff resurfacing and now the horse racing drama
>>218424002do you know you need someone to countersign it too?
>>218424074thank you mate x
lost my gay card
>>218424068That's how conversations work xHave you spent so long cooped up in your bedroom that you've forgotten?
>>218424109not my fault reallyhow was i supposed to know when i was like 14
>>218424082sounds like business as usual. miko is always targeted because of her popularity.
Jujutsu Kaisen is all style and very little substance. Every scene of dialogue is the characters talking about Gojo. The definition of slop, of course the masses love it.
>>218424082where did it all go so wrong for you mate?
>>218424181this the lad from swans?
rorke diving in
>>218424216Mental that women have one single condition to make their life incredibly easy, to not get fat, and the majority of them can't even do that
>>218424216this kind of thing won't be allowed on sir keir starmer's internet
i'm hardI listen to TECHNO
>>218424184Well it is a genre aimed whose primary demographic is little chinese boys
nigga googled "fridge"
>>218423860forgot the new season started already, I'll check them out later after I finish shield hero season 4. heck I need to see what's on this season>Sentenced to be a Herothat kivia lass is peng >>218424186went downstairs one day and was assaulted by an episode of pokemon>>218424184aura loss ahh post
putting things up my arsefor a joke
>>218424281Yeah? Well I listen to Death Metal
anime girls are for wanking over
hate when mos tof a speedrun is spent running around out of bounds
Is it normal to feel pangs of longing to see an escort again?
>>218424166the king's burden
>>218424121people who dont care dont have conversations.
Imagine being a grown man and actually spending 5 figures on a crossoverWho wakes up being excited to go and pick up a fucking new seat arona or vauxhall mokka or whatever
Had engine coolant light in my car for like 2 months now probably fucking ruined my engine
bit of a social hubthe big man on campusthe go-to guy
>>218424216sc
if you’re spending more than 10k on a car and it’s not audi/bmw or some mercs then you’re a mug
You know why the Sandero Stepaway is so called? You'll take one look at it and just step away.
>>218424385Estate cars. Always.
right well twitter is down
>>218424418Volvo mogs that kraut shite
Saw one of those new Porsche 911 this morning with a Kuwait number plate, what’s that doing in NW Wales I wonder
>>218424255>don't be fat>go to the gym a little bit and eat a bit more if you're too skinny>get some fake bazongas if you want insta followersSimple as
>>218424333yh
>>218424445ofcom blocked it have they?
Wonder what video he watched
The escort I've been seeing is very strange.She says she was extremely shy when she was younger, yet she's now been an escort for over 5 years. She also went to university. I just don't get it.She's good looking, but why would she become an escort? I want to know so much about her. She's started telling me bits about herself which is maybe a good sign.
>>218424424For me it's a diesel qashqai with 160k miles that my dad was going to scrap.
>>218424451based
>>218424463For me it was that Dagestan beheading video
>>218424477stop stalking prostitutes you fucking freak
>>218424477She's slept with literally thousands of men
>>218424424Sports saloon man myself, had a Golf R estate when I still needed to cart stuff around with work occasionally but the jag saloon life is kino
>>218424459Oi lad where did you get this pic of my bedroom? And more importantly why aren't I at my chair?
>>218424451>wrong wheel drive 4 bangersNo thanks
>>218424463so this is leftypol
>>218424463Frazer mate you've got to get over it
>"There’s been fretting about a “Muslim takeover” of Reform. Oh, please. Give your heads a wobble, folks.>...The party is a mosaic: Christians, atheists, Hindus, Jews, people of all sexualities, genders, and ages. It looks like modern Britain because it is modern Britain, diverse, dynamic, and united not by identity politics, but by a shared mission to serve and save our nation from the wreckage left by successive Conservative and now Labour governments."-Gawain Towler, Reform UK Governing Board.Same man who gave all candidate info over to Hope Not Hate btw
>>218424463this maybe
>>218424445can still listen to lives thankfully
>>218424477Knew one that was a good looking lass. Indian. Had a normal job, too. Guess she wanted the extra cash but she was charging the same rates the bait and switch chinese grannies charge
>>218424497Does anyone even make estate wagons anymore?
>>218424463I was 10 when I saw cartel videos of a bloke getting torn apart by a chainshaw and I never got PTSD from it
>>218424529Blimey, was the celt a conniving white-hating piece of complete shit? Well I never
>>218424488that was one was awful reckon ive seen most famous gore videos but always think back to that one
>>218424463Mate just needs a bit of exposure therapy.>>218424530I look exactly like this guy it's honestly crazy
>>218424565could've laid the foundations of a lifetime on the bennies lad. you missed out unlike savvy Frazer there
>>218424538ok this is based
>Knew one that was a good looking lass. Indian.
>>218424463has to be the ronnie mcnutt videothe way he describes it reminds me of it
>>218424530this one is a bit sad when his dog comes in at the end
>>218424631reckon his dog had a lick?
>>218424564Yep, not many thoughbeitMostly just the Germans
I drive a 22 year old hatchback
>>218424699the ick-mobile
>>218424655People give shit to cats for eating their owners but I'm ready to bet he had a little nibble
>>218424699Based mk1 focus rs enjoyer
>Facebook refused to cut the stream, claiming that the stream was not in any violation of its platform's guidelines, as McNutt had not yet killed himself.
>>218424746how about after he did the deed
>>218424758he was dead so it didn't matter
ronnie mcnutt was an american hero
>>218424596
every time I saw the demogorgon in Stranger Things i laughed because I thought of Ronnie McNutt
>>218424780technically not dead until the paramedics arrive
heatherpaedo has been way more bitter and unhinged since ziedy stopped posting. feel bad for him
>>218424821he doesn't post anymore either
Ronnie mcnutt is the mascot of gay sex mcdonalds
can't fathom listening to a grown woman pretend to be an anime girl with a dumb 3d avatar
>>218424821you are deeply mentally ill
two wanks already today :/
>>218424895going for a third?
>>218424492Not stalking is it?>>218424496Probably. That's why I am so conflicted.I didn't expect to attach myself so strongly to her.
>>218424914maybe later
>>218424817
if you don't like britain get outsimple as
>>218424878why?
>>218424987*sorrowfully packs up my shit and leaves*
remember that isis video where loads of prisoners were tied up in a makeshift assault course and a small child went round and shot them in the head not right that not really on is it
>>218424545The one I'm seeing does it full time I think. She doesn't have that much availability which is slightly frustrating, I've seen her three times now but I have to be quick to book her.
>>218425023how does it feel knowing she wouldn't care at all if you died and is probably disgusted every time you touch her?
literally the best companion in any bethesda game i love having a sidekick whose sole purpose is just blowing niggas heads smoove off
>.<
>"Help is on its way"Uh oh
>>218425058him and ed-e killing shit in the distance you haven't even scene yetrandom cinematic views of an ant 500 metres away getting it's head blown off
Interview that "is just a chat" was just a chat and went well
got the ice spice spongebob song on full blast
>>218425127kino
>you haven't even scene yet
catberg screaming his fucking head off at nothing in particular
>>218425147what job
>>218425199chat show host
i'm a fucking dosslord
>>218425051If she's that disgusted she's good at faking it.During our last meeting when I was giving her oral she was basically grinding on my face and grabbing my hair. Then after we had sex and I came, she said for us to cuddle.
don't care bout nothing
>>218425296>she's good at faking it.It's her job
Reading Wuthering Heights and all the characters are fucking twats. Thought this was supposed to be a love story?
>>218425296enjoy the 20 different hpv strains you contracted
>>218425199Doxable info x
genuinely cant tell if escortmong is just a gimmick or if he actually is the most pathetic and gullible freak on the planet. pure cringe reading everything he posts
rorke shitting his yoga trousers
>>218425296Sacked Tranny !!
On hold to doctors as need my oestrogen patches prescription
royal mail sent me a delivered email before they actually delivered the packageso i went outside to get the package and nothing was therethis prompted a series of problemsfucking retarded postman
screaming a poo out my gay porn arse
>>218425349Please stop mentioning him
not entirely sure why a woman needs estrogen patches if i'm honest
>>218425374Please fuck off
>>218425390Got a medical condition that means my body doesn't produce oestrogen naturally
>>218425349he has been asked repeatedly to prove his stories, which he could easily do with a simple screenshot of his messages with the escorts but he has conveniently ignored literally every single request.that should be your red flag
>>218425420colloquially known as being a male
>>218424876Don't forget fat, the grown woman is fat
>>218425390to fix estrogen bugs
Drinking a MONSTER Peachy Keen team and it's lush
>>218425321Yeah but surely if she was that disgusted she would show something.idk, she does seem like a genuinely nice woman. During our last meeting I told her she's really soothing and she said she loved hearing that.
willn't be replying to escortmong any further
>>218425327it's not great. i thought jane eyre was much better
need more anime bishes up in here
>>218425390To wean off estrogen. Nasty thing that is
>>218425466She may be a nice woman and a good actor but that doesn't mean she likes you
>>218425327It's not a love story it's a fucking fuck story
>>218425296>giving oral to a prostitutepls tell me this is a larp
One Piece is shit btw and everyone who likes it is a retarded fat incel
I fucking love MILF tranny hookers
>>218425551Savage rhapsody?
ignore him.don’t reply to him.
>>218425555The escortmong larp has been ongoing for months at this point. Can't tell what his endgame is
>>218425561sacked parasite
>>218425561How's the gardening business coming along?
>>218425507
Employing a fish to calculate my taxes
musk sharing a carl video on x so fucking based!
>>218425672Elon turning Twitter into 4chan is pretty cool ngl
>>218425672who's carl
>>218425561Taste a bad as your femoid larp brookie >>218425561
carl of swindon
>>218425715Lenny's black friend
Not gonna lie reading people like escortmong makes me realise how lazy my 2025 gimmicks really were>Paper round in Chernobyl>dual sim paki>Gary's economics All extraordinarily high quality but low effortMaybe it's time I invented a character once and for all
>>218425783>>218425783>>218425783New
>>218425769gimmicks are meant to be low effort tbfif you're spending your free time posting it you don't want something you have to put too much thought intoyou want something you can shit out into the thread
>>218425769Characters is where it’s at mate. Escortmong is Tildes second big hit after he changed /brit/ forever with his Sacked Tranny gimmick
Fancy a Bighams tonight
>>218425769Get a real hobby mate please
>>218425796The alarm is going off in Janny headquarters, it's a code red situation
>>218425803>>218425807Conflicting info here lads :/
>>218425808fuck sake now you’ve got me wanting a bighams. looks like a trip to Waitrose is on the cards now, I’m thinking fish pie maybe?
>>218425835Already caught one paedo botnet spammer in my snare
>>218425555No, I've done it every time. She definitely likes it.
Best Pringles flavour?
>>218425846Beef Wellington, always. Yes, it's a little more expensive than the others, but it has that quality and taste that you just can't get anywhere else.
Reminder Oda is friends with a convicted nonce
>>218425873Never had that one, is it one of the new more expensive range? You really rate it then for the price?
mumberg won't be back until 9 o'clock tonight
>>218425887Never knew your dad is friends with Oda, how did they even meet?
>>218425904https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/charlie-bighams-brasserie-beef-wellington/939200-1-2Yes, very good for the price. Tastes great, good quality ingredients, they really pushed the boat out with this one.
>>218425926My father is dead
Still very light at ten to fourWoulve been dark this time last month
>>218425935Surprising fact of the day winner.
>>218425935
>>218423001My gym plays her music, it's fucking terrible, how did she become popular?
>>218425933We had one of these instead of the typical Christmas dinner, divine
>>218425933Thanks mate, will take a look at it. Might be a good shout for V Day dinner with the gf
>>218425499He'll just bounce over to britfeel and do the same routine for the spastics (myself included) over there
>>218425933Now you've got me wanting one two£30 thoughDon't fuck with me now, is it worth it?
>>218425940Sunberg finally listened to my threats, it's staying around for longer now, it knows its place
>>218425977what kind of music do you like
>>218425940*looks out the window*no it's not
>>218425940It's getting lighter. The turn.
>>218425989Incel music like jazz and electronic stuff
>>218425761Not Lenny!
>>218425933Will give one of these a try.
>>218425979Great choice, hope that you and the family enjoyed it>>218425983Good lad, do hope you and the girlfriend enjoy it, it's definitely a date night treat.>>218425983Yes, absolutely worth it.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a microwaved meal scraped out of a plastic container.
>>218425983Not this lad but yes, hands down Charlie’s best one yet and that’s saying something. Even better than my beloved Moussaka and that’s been my favourite Bighams for a decade.
>>218426012>bighams>microwavedLMAO clueless povvo, don’t talk about what you don’t know
>>218425940December is fucking miserable
>>218426043>>218426043
Bighams marketing department going proper rogue on their guerilla campaign. You mongs were supposed to be astroturfing casualuk.
