*yawn* edition
poo smells lmao
Every general on this website gets bombarded by discord tranny raids
Serve it up
>>218429368It's all so tiresome, isnt it?
how old is /brit/?I remember to once read that it was the first general.
>>218429368the mods are all discord trannies
r9k and polshit parasites cannot create so they must destroy
>>21842948413 years oldFirst thread was posted in 2013
>>218429372Proppa east end grub
Alright. Own up. How many of you are really from Bangladesh?
>>218430427>13 years oldcorrr
>>218430444prefer not to say
mumberg still seething because my brother didnt get her enough for Christmas
rorke going to the front page of 4chan, staring at the screen and wondering hmm which board should i clik on today
Lads thoughts on Hartlepool as an inceltown destination>cheap (1 bed flat ~£500)>lots of amenities>by the sea for incelwalks>big enough to meet a friend or twoIt's looking seriously promising
why does everyone in /brit/ drink on workdaysdo none of you have toil to wake up for?
>>218429372corrr is that a mince pie? Corrr give us some of that with some lumpy watery mash and you know that sauce you usually have on fish? Pour that over everything aswell
>>218430475the imaginary gf
>>218430256It's the stars that I hate the most. They always make me have to stop and actually look at the capcha properly instead of solving it on the fly with the dice and the old word capcha
>>218430475looks like mumberg's
PLAID-GREEN WELSH COALITION INCOMING
>>218430424purchasing alcohol should give him a mood up though (game reference)
>>218430461ungrateful bat
watching the latest GeoWizard
>>218430509True...
reading my incel book in my incel chari in my incel flat
>>218430461my brother got nobody anything, and he's never doneautistic little freak he ishe's loaded as well, so really no excuse
>>218430480Either Hull or Truro for meHull for a friend, Truro for a shag.Simples
wish i had a gf
>>218430491I do just don't care half the time. I am trying to stop tho, could get fired if caught you see
>>218430545baseddoesn't fall for the consumerism meme
>>218430458>>218430499my /brit/ experience has deteriorated because of these posts
Ok maybe Hull for a shag too depending how I feel x
>>218430577get cancer and bleed out
manager clearly wants to be a father-figure he's been telling me to get to the gym and get a girlfriend these last few monthswon't be long till he's telling me to get a clue
>>218430530didn't his fans all abandon him for being racialist
washing the dishes is relentless every fucking day
>>218430475lmao caberge
>>218430596What did I do
>>218430547Hull sounds good too, the population is probably so miserable the average intel would fit right inCurrently scanning Carlisle
wish i had a guardian force
>>218430612not even a racist, just a reform voter, they want more immigrants just not as many as labour (-50 or so)
have a rapetastic new year
>>218430638Wanting to bring down any number is fascism rorke.
Ariana looking pretty again xo :)
*reveals an ausposter*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoSrjkxJGQI
I wish India and Pakistan gave us absolute kino again. I even have a sequel poster in mind
>>218430613Even with dishwasherstein, I let the dishes pile up until there's a full load then have to rinse them and load the thing. Then once done you must open the door and tip any water out of the bottom of mugs etc. or you'll be waiting 3 days to get them dry. Then you must unload and put away the dishes. It's all so tiresome.
oooorrrdduuhhh! *slams gavel*
>>218430708ktim every morning at 8:55
>>218430427Well, pretty young.
Went to that mormon church on Sunday don't think its for me
>>218430736That’s over half the entire site’s age you thirdie buffoon
>>218430638he admitted that he gets angry seeing non-white people and he spat on a small black girl a few months agohas also made a song on the great replacement conspiracy, and called Palestinians goat fuckershe's a turbororke
Kinda mad how every animal is almost human
>>218430772Not really hearing anything bad
rorke learning Middle English
>>218430781
>>218430781Not me
>>218430772shall be watching a bit of geowiz tonight then
>>218430822are you rorke?
>>218430822aesthetically, english peaked in the 1300s
can't do a pull up
funny catbergs
Post THAT webm. You know the one.
>>218430766Bitch I am 4 years here.
>>218430873
>More than 10,000 foreign nationals who came to Britain as care workers have lodged asylum claims
>>218430855don't think you've ever pulled at all
>>218430903Corrr love an Indian
>>218430903not even toasted properly, whore
>>218430911Why are women always so intimate with each otherYou never hear of lads doing this shite
>>218430916GET THEM ALL ON FULL PIP NO WORK NOW STARMER YOU FUCKING COWARD
>>218430427Does anyone have the first threads
got the cia funded circus music on
off to watch the first episode of jigokuraku xwill let you know if it was good>>218430855I couldn't do a pull up until my mate told me to visualise pulling the bar down instead of pulling yourself up, for whatever reason it helped me engage my back muscles which I was previously not using
>>218430772>>218430772>he gets angry seeing non-white peopleDid he actually? This isn't a bad thing though this is normal>he spat on a small black girl a few months agoLmao what?
how much of a freak do you have to be to actually post scat ofcom just nuke this site for this britshit posters already PLEASE
>>218430952I don't want to do this
>>218430959Probably but I won’t post it.
>>218430916The care worker visa was THE worst thought out visa quite possibly of all timeLow iq, low skilled, third worlders catapulted into the heart of the least diverse areas of the country
>>218430984that's a yank though
>>218431008eating and training well (and a healthy cycle)
Some of the things Ricky, Steve and Karl talk about would NOT fly on radio today.
>>218430772His best mate was brutally murdered by a zesty immigrant (Ammar Kahrod) when they were kids so that's probably why
the heating is on
>>218430730I actually have a gavel, got it from a boot fair. So you can go fuck a moose as far as I'm concerned (not at all concerned)
>>218431044like camp david the right queer gay?
>>218430980yea plus he also did a songand he did a video where he guessed peoples racial background and then sang his great replacement song in the middle of it lolsurprised he got away with the spitting tbqh but since the controversy I think he's tried to hide his rorkery morealthough he did also do that yank white nationalist hand sign in one of his latest vids
lost loads of money betting on footy againgovernment needs to step in
saw a coloured on my estate whilst walking dog earliertook me by surprise as there's literally 0 of them that live around here
>>218431008Turned into a Polish truck driver
>>218431068Post evidence of those two claims because they're fucking absurd There's no way he spat on a child
just raped mumberg
>>218430952It would be very gay. At my stag do we had a bit of fun "baby birding" one another, where one lad takes a sip of beer and then spits it in another's mouth. It's a bit gay and admittedly the guy who's mouth got spat in did get COVID, but I was alright (apart from the fucking massive coke comedown that lasted a week)
>>218431008there's twink death, and then there's twink suicide
>>218431096in one of the straight line through london videos there's a kid in the way and he spits on her
>>218431075straight drop
need abusive gay bf
>>218430916actually frightening how shit this country is.
>>218431044erm... speakin of flyin...
What are some cheap high protein meals I can make?
Why doesn't the parasite just become likeable and pleasant to garner positive attention instead of bullying Mousey and ruining everything with his malignant presence?
>>2184311704 eggs
>>218430772>>218431058Nevermind they weren't even kids this was 2018
rorkes gf
Wish I could stop coming here but this place is all I have in the world
Mashed potatoes, Cumberland sausages and tinned carrots for tea team
>>218431170Baked potato and tuna
>>218431170gallon of spunk (farmed or homegrown)
I imagine this place as a pub in my mind. It’s only got one table and everyone sits around it and chats. It helps me to realise what i should and shouldn’t post. And what makes a disruptive poster. Probably wouldn’t go down well if someone span their phone around and showed the entire table a video of a lass curling out a poo onto bread, would it now? Don’t do it here either.
>>218431214Cheer up mate 2026 is gonna be a great year for /brit/ :)
>>218431214not me, love me mates on 4channel.org/int/brit
>Be turbochad minding your own business>Get stabbed to death by a yute for no reason and drown in a pool of your own blood
>>2184311702 mcdonalds double cheeseburgers
Toby is streaming
>>218431096can't remember the exact video, do your own researchwas one of his outdoor videosand the other video is this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-0Pwg7ShW8>13:33 he sees an asian looking fella>"I'm just picturing a ping pong racket in his hand"kek>6:42 is when he sings his great replacement song
>>218431223shut the fuck up you tranny freak
>>218431237I hope so :3
Feels like we're entering the beginning of the end
>>218431223How many sharp knives do you own?
>>218431170quinoa and chickpeas
>>218431223boring ahh tired ahh luh gimmick
>>218431223meat and two veg is it
>>218431212cute
>>218431265Excuse me?
teddy's got the swiper
>>218431256pull a stunt like this again and watch what happens
>>218431278yeah? go outside will you
what do we toil for
>>218431295shut the fuck up you tranny freak
>>218431168abs
>>218431306Haha :)
>Worked from 9-5.30>Gymed from 5.30-6.30>Showered>Now ready to enjoy my kino shows (from the 90s of course) before I cook dinner at 9 I feel a great sense of accomplishment having this be my schedule you know chaps
>>218431295you know exactly what i mean
>>218431242yeah?
Feeling blackpilled & furious
>>218431265>>218431291
Oh gosh would you just look at the post countYou know what that means
>>218431295You’re excused, you can leave the thread at any time. I’m not stopping you.
>>218431328corrr 2 hours to yourself get in
>>218431328Gym is fucking rammed after work
>>218431327
easiest game of my life
>>218431328whens the wanking hour?
>>218431291haha very droll
>>218431350don't get this gimmick at all
UM
>>218431328Is your gym inside your toil?
>>218431359Is this Umbunny's big sister
haha yeah they do play ping pong though
>Say that in ALDI Shrewsbury and not behind a screen and see what happens
>do your own research
>>218431383>>218431383>>218431383New
>>218431362why does it take you an hour to wank >>218431373home gymTreadmill cost me £700 and weights another £200Best grand I ever spent desu
>>218431291Brilliant jf post. You’ve outdone yourself today Pierre
just lost my house deposit on mr beast crypto casino
>Farage>Trump>Netanyahothe Axis of Based
>>218431403mad how this thread is still up. dead board
the wanking hour approaches
>>218431382
Don't understand why you would buy a treadmill when you can run outside for free
>>218431435sex sex sex sexooooooo bunny girl sex
>>218431422Actually I'm just spamming/flooding it. The old one dropped off a while ago.
i just bought more land in the metaverse
>>218431435UM x
>>218431435the lads
maybe if you weren't such pathetic runts you wouldnt be incels your entire life
My arse is astonishing
why doesn't the UK do thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_Progress_Administrationloads of infrastructure needs building and there are loads of seasideMARK types around who aren't doing anything
>>218431448oh right ok, fair enough x
billboard webm
Iran's population is almost 4x what Iraq's was in 2003.It's also more diverse than Iraq, having 4 potential separatist movements - Baloch (who are sunni), Khuzestan Arabs (who are sunni), Kurds (who are sunni) and Azeris. I hate the Ayatollah and would like this regime to fall but I fear the swarm it may create. The propaganda insists the regime has no support but I highly doubt anyone religious would want their beloved theocracy deposed. I'd say it's a third of the country at absolute lowest.
>>218431499ok
>>218431471you would have sex with that bunny and dont even try to pretend you wouldnt because anybody would
>>218431521Project on
>>218431468Not enough tard wranglers would be my guess >>218431486xx
>>218431499Scanning this post for British culture
>>218431499fascinating *walks away and talks to someone else*
I have never read 'Atomic Habits'
dead general, just the same four autistic tranny freaks and their orbiters playing out their dollhouse drama
>>218431328>cooking dinner at 9What are you doing
Feeling…. um…ZESTY FODEN!
>>218431553what's wrong with that?
has anyone put together a comprehensive documentary on the downfall of the british empire? especially in the last 30 or so yearsi want it to focus on the drop in quality of life, opportunity, affordability same for america, actually, but I've lived that, so I have a frame of reference
>>218431563its unusual
>>218431468seasideMARK is disabled
>>218431563Too fucking late, you'll go to bed with a full stomach
COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE
sad
Just reported a post >>218431549Cheer up mate 2026 is gonna be a great year for /brit/ :)
spanish people have their dinner at 10
I make my posts at 19:15
>>218431588I'd do that for people in my city but not in L*ndon
If there's no God then anying is permitted
>>218431615spanish 'people' can eat the nuts in my shit
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
saw so many pakis today I feel like crying
>>218431588it's a doggy dog world you silly bitch
Anyone know if this is goodMight buy itMight notlol
>>218431615Nearly starved to death on holiday in Spain when the fucking restaurants don't even open until half eight. Who fucking eats their tea at 10?
Getting myself an omelette maker so I can live off eggs and get jacked, be easier to make them in there instead of the frying pan
>>218431645it not right
>>218431660Dunno sorry
>>218431663Bizarre lie, hotels have dinner from about 5
evening /brit/'s thoughts on today's tremendous news?
>>218431723Ktim
>>218431693Got any book recommendations DTFIC? Have 50 pounds on Amazon looking for some books
>>218431700Yeah but I wasn't a pleb so I was out in the town going to proper restaurants not an all inclusive slopfest
>>218431663Couldn’t cook your own meal could you? Fucking runt
>>218431660it's brilliant and remarkable lad. dare I say a masterclass in history
>>218431468we're a nation that can take a 600m budget, 500m of which going on managers and risk assessors, who deliver 400m worth of fucking nothing
>>218431715Woke nonsense
>>218431715It was shit without Frankie boyle
whenever someone refers to supper as tea I want to smash their fucking skull in
>>218431726Where the fuck am I going to cook my own meal mate if I'm staying in a hotel?
the trim
>>218431715this boys club wankathon went on 15 years too long they should have left it buried
>>218431685They're like the easiest fucking thing to make. >Mix eggs in small container while pan with butter gets hot >Add eggs to pan>Cook for less than a minuteYour omelette maker is going to shit burnt eggs at you because you're too retarded to cook literal entry level food.
>>218431715Andy Parsons can finally get off the dole
>>218431719Yeah sure get a nice study Bible>DTFIC?What's that mean?
>>218431720Sluggish disposition.
>>218431715you see... mock the week... was cancelled... because of the.... woke
>>218431754Alri calm down mate
>>218431754Boil it in the kettle.Make it work. Stupid little man of inaction
new crepes
Woke the Week
>>218431759Funny women don't exist
>>218431780>>218431770cannae believe he went cambridgehe seems so plebian
Can I start looksmaxxing at 35 or am I too old?
running scared
>>218431760>Mix eggs in small container while pan with butter gets hot don't tell me what to do>Add eggs to pandon't tell me what to do>Cook for less than a minutedon't tell me what to do
>>218431780he looks like a bald justin lee collins
>>218431781Meet me outside the Cuck & Bull in Benidorm in 10 minutes and I'll fucking batter you
>>218431797yeah?
>>218431802youre closer to 40 than the age of 99.99% of looksmaxxers
>>218431802unironically it's even better to looksmax the older you are given how many in your age group decide to just give upyouth skate by on their natural collagen, but if you were /fit/ and brush up well then you'd stand out like a sore thumb the older you get
>>218431760It's not that I can't cook them, I just can't be arsed to and deal with the washing up, this will simplify things significantly
There's a non-zero chance that I've gone and got myself addicted to opiates again. Not going to be fun when I try to come off them. That being said, shouldn't be as bad as the gabapentinoids or benzos. This ride just keeps on going.
>>218431801imagine him with hairseems more plausible
>>218431801all the 'working class' comedians are upper middle classit's an act
Is 30 too late to transition?
>>218431839She must practice that horrible smile Simply can't believe that's natural
>>218431839demonic visage
>>218431839you know what, if you go on youtube and put on her set and whack the speed to 2x, she's not that bad - not exactly funny, but in line with what classes as bbc comedy these days
The.....DAILY MAIL??!?!!!?!
>>218431817Do what I fucking say eggboy
>>218431802Let’s do that makeover babes xxProfessional haircutDesigner stubbleLean body fatFashionable xxBoots that raise your heightOMG you are looking fierce. MEOW! Xx
>>218431826whatever happened to that bristolian fellowsaw he hosted a ghastly heads or tails game show on channel 5 and then decided to vanish foreverI enjoyed watching him with Alan Carr on that show when I was a WEE MAN
>>218431868No honey
>>218431802never too late to start
Difficult to put in words how much I want to pump my cum into the zommer girl at toil. She has a nice arse and I just want to drain myself into her haha
>>218431881Don't forget the French tuck
>>218431881>Designer stubbleunironically how do I do this I go from chubby 12 year old to old man hobo with a ginger beard (despite not being ginger at all) and no in-between
>>218431886Got charged with harassing his ex gf apparently
>>218431881Fucking roaring
why are brits so obsessed with Doc Martens? here in the US only lesbians wear them
is the catholic fella in?
>>218431901it's weird, he looks BETTER on the right, but he looks YOUNGER on the left - and given his whole thing is youth, it seems that he FAILED.
Pooh Bear when Piglet asks him what's wrong>>218431893
>>218431846I'm nearly 33 and look about 20, it's been nothing but a curse, people treat you like a child and women aren't interested. People are shocked when they find out my age to the point where it's embarrassing. I often hear 'You'll appreciate it when you're older!' but when is that?
>>218431932I wear new rocks they’re far more comfy :3
umm they're solovairs in britain
>>218431913Just set your trimmer to 1-2mm
>>218431932/Brit officially wears Solovair
>I'm nearly 33 and look about 20
>>218431932It's the same over here
>>218431982
>>218431827kawaii~
>>218431950oh you'll eat those words ladThere are two great acceleration ageing stages, 40 and 60. You may have a babyface at 38 and then you're an uncasaurus rex by your 40th birthday.Cherish it while you can.
Solovairs are not comfortable
>>218431913Get an electric razor with different guards and shave your beard to like 3mm
>>218432006Nice, I look forward to that
Clean shaven. Always.
>>218432016>>218431972no
Jeet me! Jeet me!
>>218431994I was in scotland a few months ago and even men wore themmore doc martens that i'd seen in all my days put together
I wear Crockett & Jones, you plebs
>>218432044long
I wear Paraboot like Adam Friedland
I saw a nice pair of Doc Martens in a charity shop in great nick and I regret not getting them now
for me it's thursday
>>218432070Umchicken x
>>218432070cock a doodle doo motherfucker
>>218432076did you vote for manadi?
>>218432070can tell thats a young one by how yellow his legs still areshouldnt be held with their backs towards the ground thoughever
doc martenhouse martindoctor house
Leftypol wearing Doc MartensRorke wearing some trainers his mum got at Matalan
My main is on Eredar.
>>218432070filthy archosaur
>>218432066this is me at night after a hard day's work of being a 35 year old man
>>218432121>>218432121
watching The Last Samurai with Tom Cruiseshit film so far, it's like something 12 year olds would watch and think is cool
arsdef
poo screaming
>>218432109you gonna tell me you never pondered that?
>>218431168That's AI
>>218432104I don't vote
filtered by the stars and spikes captcha
>>218432254Do you hear a chirp frequently in your home?
