cow edish
any of you lads from cheadle
poo smells
poop
>>218435950why would anyone be from cheadle
>>218435950cheadle deez nuds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYW8bKiKSOY
Horny Asian milfs that need SEX!!
>>218435965idk, they hate themselves
WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIEDY??????
More than 2,000 people reported killed at Cheadle protests as Trump says 'help is on its way'
>>218435933>cow edishactually that's a coo, not a cow, you colonising rat fuck
Used to rent in a really nice town but had to buy in a shit working class town 30 minutes away. Seething.
love me some hiland coos me
got the mahmoud awad on
Sir Reginald Ziedsworth, 3rd Baron of the Blackingdale Estate
am fuckin fewwwwmin lads. i was so close
>>218436006sc
>>218435989trumping my arse
Well did you?
Cheadle earlier today
>>218436006silly horse!
>>218436006their noses are so velvety
>>218436034Yeah
crisp spargo
>>218436036Erm
https://youtu.be/6rFx7fk27Fcthis video is interestingit's like a vlog from the 60sseeing amateur footage in colour and with sound from back then is weird
What the fuck is Dilbert
>>218436073
>>218436073what would happen if you put toast on beans instead of the other way around?
>>218436087cartoon about office lifesomebody's got a bad case of the mondays!! haha
>>218436096you would receive a stern letter from your local council
>>218436087i think it's a nut
she cheadle on my dilbert til i beans on her toast
>>218435933Highlanders are so cute.
>>218435933thats not a cow, thats a bull
>>218436096thats how they do it in devon
>>218436085back when america was literal paradise
so some of you newbies probably wont remember spainlad, but what a riot he was, owned this generalnobody really knows what happened, but he stopped postingsome rumours about... sure, but i don't hold much stock in those
>>218436096mustard gas
any good asmr going?
>>218436137
>>218436154vietnam barbershop
>>218436137cheer up, we're making america great again
forcing myself to wank every dayself rape
https://youtu.be/pZ3mlz2nxro?si=76FslUu0SXs5y_wZ
im peeing
>>218436197stop it! stop it right now!
a third of Scottish GDP is directly tied to Highland Cow memorabilia sold on the high street
>>218436085Was everyone just peng back then?
johnny foreigner kennedy
>>218436154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIDXwgiM5k
backless dress sexo
>>218436153corr better be colman's mustard gas
>>218436197hi
*enters thread wearing a suspiciously large trenchcoat*
>>218436236
*enters thread wearing a suspiciously small trench coat*
going to cook chicken and broccoligrimoli
St Patrick is also the patron saint of Nigeria, just so you lot are all aware
So bored. Summer sucks.
>>218436087Zoomer detected
*leaves thread with 2 new trenchcoats*
>>218436239>>218436263*walks up to you hurriedly and shakes your hands*oh it's so great to see you, welcome welcome, let me take your coats
she's just finished blending my bollocks
got my bum out
flatmate being loud as fuck again. I miss living with east asians, they were always so quiet and polite.
>>218436055Do you have a vivid memory is it just like well, yeah?
>>218436290reading this comic right to left like a japanese comic
>>218436296I'm a zillenial mate, the most powerful age groupSorry I don't know your old ahh comic strip from the 70's
>>218436087its the 1990s comic version of complaining about toilberg on /brit/
>>218436085that peter jackson beatles documentary is another cool thing like thisi wish there more ways to see how people acted back then when they didn't know they were being filmed
what came firstranch or cool ranch
>>218436290Summer is the best time of year. You can walk around in a t-shirt. Winter means you have to wear extra clothes and pay for heating.
not a fan of this gimcrack
Do they really have schools of magic and wizards in england? i saw it in a film.
don't really understand why people claim britfeel isn't full of freaks when they post shit like this>>>/r9k/83655084and people actually engage with it
>zoomers unironically say "ahh" instead of arse/assBroken generation
And the latest from cami?
https://youtu.be/pZ3mlz2nxro?si=76FslUu0SXs5y_wZChances your mine chances
>>218436382they're called all girl sixth forms
>>218436389FOM
>>218436384screamingit's a mental asylum
>>218436384there's a fairly decent chance that this was also written by a paedophile too, btw
no iranian ever called me a jock
>>218436384the frogposting is probably the least insane thing they do as wellthe truly mental ones are the lads who just say the same thing over and over again for like 5 years
>>218436433i'm sorry you're feeling this waydo you want to talk about it?
>>218436431even if it wasn't written directly by sean it uses his weird typing autism so it's just as bad
>Migrantslol they were planning to chip the entire nation fuck off about migrants they can stop the boats any time they want they just won't
de BOMB BLAST
>In a 2006 blog post, Adams asked if official figures of the number of deaths in The Holocaust were based on methodologically sound research.[
>>218436454is that rotten little weasel not dead yet? fuck's sake
>>218436455wlack wussy wanged worke
>>218436455chuddie smoove widdit
>>218436433>>218436369>>218436317Trump bros we got too cocky... The EU is the avengers and we are Thanos...
>Receiving a red heart emoji from an escort you have seen three times, especially when it's a new development in your communication, is generally a positive sign, indicating a potential increase in warmth, comfort, or personal connection from her perspective. The red heart emoji is widely recognized as a symbol of love, affection, or strong positive sentiment. Its use in response to a "thank you" message, where it hadn't been used before, suggests a shift from purely transactional communication to something more personally expressive. This could imply that she feels a greater level of comfort with you, appreciates your interactions, or perhaps even feels a nascent personal liking beyond the professional scope. However, it is crucial to remember that the nature of an escort-client relationship inherently involves professional boundaries. While the emoji suggests a positive sentiment, it does not necessarily indicate a desire to transcend the professional relationship into a romantic one. It could simply signify a higher degree of personal rapport and appreciation for you as a client.>In the specific context of an escort-client relationship, communication often adheres to professional boundaries. The introduction of a red heart emoji, which is typically more personal, can be interpreted in several ways:>Increased Comfort and Rapport: After three meetings, she might feel more comfortable with you and is expressing a higher level of personal rapport. The emoji could be a sign that she genuinely enjoys your company and the interactions you share.>Appreciation and Gratitude: It could be a more emphatic way of expressing "you're welcome" or acknowledging your "thank you" with added warmth, indicating that she values your patronage and the positive experience.AI thinks it's looking good lads
>>218436475any update on this 20 years later?
why drug dealer niggas throw such great parties
oh so it is a heatherpaedo gimmick lol
What's the funniest British thing ever?
>>218436455lord forbid a white boy get a little movement going
wait a minute that was an actual fanny
>>218436516nothing funny about this grey shithole
>>218436501>going to partiesbro exposed himself as unc for NO reason.
GOD 4GIVE ME IF I BUST MY 9
>>218436501it might have something to do with all the drugs
in bed
rishi sunak is right about the nation's math skillsi'm also terrible at math
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8ThQmqX6ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLJFSj3b4q0British samba should be a sub-genre
>>218436516we have this little tradition called "bum the Finnish lad" every leap year where we all get together and bum the nearest Finnish twink we can find.
>>218436566nite x
>>218436566farting?
The Daily Stoic: THE PHENOMENAL WORLDWIDE BESTSELLER: 3 MILLION COPIES SOLD
the cow edishwhy does it attract the kfs?
>>218436516Thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ptUMe9eqYE
I like the Dutch schizo
>>218436494mate I got a heart emoji from a girl I work with like 20 minutes ago and she doesn't have any feelings for me whatsoever, it's basically the female equivalent of a thumbs up
>>218436566what are you wearing...
>>218436494A man on a British culture forum on 4chan is posting about his romantic feelings towards the escorts he is seeing what does this tell you about him?>What it most likely indicates>1. Emotional deprivation, not romance This is not about love. It’s about unmet attachment needs. Escorts offer predictable warmth, attention, and intimacy without the risks of real mutuality. For someone emotionally starved, that can feel profound. The feelings are real; the context is artificial.>2. Poor differentiation between intimacy and transaction He’s struggling to hold two truths at once:She is being paid to perform careI am experiencing genuine feelingsThat collapse is common in people with limited experience of reciprocal intimacy or with anxious/avoidant attachment patterns.>3. Loneliness combined with shame Posting this on 4chan—particularly a British culture board—suggests:He expects ridicule or hostility elsewhereHe feels safer disclosing vulnerability in an anonymous, nihilistic spaceHe may be pre-emptively self-degrading to blunt rejectionThat’s not confidence. That’s defensive exposure.>4. A need to be seen without being known Escorts “see” him without challenging him. 4chan lets him speak without consequences. Both environments avoid real relational risk. That symmetry matters.
we are having a bit of a /chum/ thread, if you will >>>/tv/217320469this is imperative !
God Damnit
>>218436573how do you even discover this
>>218436570math-ssss
>>218436635t shirt, socks, hat, bit cold
>>218436650Why are you wearing a hat
We on Rite now
>>218436638i loved this show as a kiddie
any other /born in 2008/ man in
>>218436660He just said. He's a bit cold.
O but tell me if you do not want...
Years ago, in fact, I got somehow roped into going to a 4 year old's birthday party for some little shit. The kid's parents (and my then-wife, let's just be honest) were complete reddit tier faggots.I was a few beers deep and wandering around while my wife went shopping for a gift. I wandered into some kind of party store, and there was half an aisle with just stickers of all types, sizes, and subject matter. A lightbulb went off in my head, and I bought sheets and sheets of stickers, then had it gift wrapped.When it came time to open presents, that little 4 year old shit completely flipped her little mind and ignored all of the other presents. The parents looked at me with daggers in their eyes. Over the next 6 months, stickers would end up on absolutely everything, including apparently on the TV and computer screens quite often.
>>218436670um
>>218436668the thread is a shitshowcome say hi
>>218436660bald, cold
>>218436648I've been listening to Drake for more than 20 years, I guess it was thru p4k
that's not x -- it's y
my one black colleague I've known for years has started calling me "brother", I feel like we're 1980s buddy cops now
>>218436686Woah there Charles Dickens I didn't come here to read a novel
>>218436631I would like to think a heart emoji is a bit stronger than a thumbs up.
>>218436731scran
>>218436728start calling him j-dawg
>>218436728Call him nigga
>>218436769little rat bitch
>>218436769Posted it again award
40% of newbuild houses have service charges for bullshit like maintaining a pond. Basically 100% of flats also have service charges. These can go up infinitely and there is no burden on the estate manager or freeholder to itemise or justify charge increases.Buying anything in the UK other than an old stock freehold house is not an investment, it is a liability. Liebour can build build build all they want, if all that gets built is shitty suburban sprawl with estate managers and finance trap tower blocks, it doesn't solve anything. Nobody wants to buy this shit. You are 4x more likely to sell a flat at a loss btw.
>>218436728Put on a Scottish accent and say "see you in another life, brother"
maybe ill get fast food later.
>>218436570Maths education should go to 18 like every other developed nation in the word. Hell, school should be mandatory until 18. Letting chavs drop out at 16 to become brickie apprentice slaves and have no options in life is pretty diabolical.
man just started ranting about service charges and ponds unprompted
>>218436685frizzler come back tae /chummy/ its getting out of hand>>>/tv/217320469
Let Russia be with usListen England I sameflag Russia. Your share is sure if I do
>>218436785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOZeCLYdRUthey're mostly sold to NHS immigrants
>>218436769yeah that's mint i'll post that
>>218436814didn't help the americans did it, half of their kids can't read
>>218436834Hello
>>218436769I would let her use me as full toilet pee poo period vomit snot all in my mouth.
>>218436807big mac would be peng
>>218436788Lost is my fav tv show.
>>218436637>That collapse is common in people with limited experience of reciprocal intimacy or with anxious/avoidant attachment patterns.Ktim
>achievement unlocked: frits' alliance
>>218436828negative ass
>>218436856I liked the first 3 seasons but the rest was forgettable
What's the point of trying at work, for 40k My same job in the USA would be like triple payJoke country. What's the point of any of it
excuse me fellasi got an appointment to book i gotta flight to catch excuse me I have to get to my flight
normally i stay productive but i've done fuck all at work todayjust pretended to be busy
>>218436837>worked in a bank eight years>still makes awful financial decisionStill sad though. But buying a leashold should not be refered to as "buying a property", nor should leaseholders be refered to as "home owners". You are just a long term renter, that's it. But also, it's not just migrants. Plenty of younger White couples wanting to get on the ladder being sucked into this bullshit. Oh, then add share to buy into the mix where you are paying rent AND mortgage AND service charges this country is a leach that sucks out any wealth you try to build.
must have played literally thousands of hours of overwatch over the yearsi've wasted my life
Still reading about the aristocracy It's mad The ones that lost their money They literally just did nothing all dayLike nothing, They had no jobs, they didn't do any workSome did some philanthropy, gave to the arts and suchBut a lot just did nothing all day until their money ran out from death taxes
new mozzahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp7ULjb7S4Q
>>218436965Based
right I’ve decided twitter is so much worse for me than spending all day on brit that place really is a fucking hellscape
>>218436966if someone released this as a smiths parody i'd think it was lazy
>>218436977Yep, came to the same conclusion too. Complete slop and emotionally draining posts.
>>218436814>school should be mandatory until 18.i thought it's been like that for a while now(when I went to school you could leave at 16)
>>218436966embarrassing and im a huge smiths fan, even some of his early solo work was decentthis is just awful
>Color sky Havana lake>Color sky rose carmethene>Alizarian crimsonon of the greatest verses in English
>>218436961i've stopped playing online games unless im in a squad with friends these days, i only play single player stuff. Its a lot more enjoyable and calm than getting bullied by 12 year olds in your own team.
>>218436966Morrissey lost the plot years ago
poo leaving my bumhole, gently, embarking on a new voyage.
have about 150 for the rest of the monthdont know wtf im going to do
>>218436966i want a studio version of bonfire of teenagers
I think in the grand scheme I still prefer that land being owned by the aristocracy if the alternative is corporations, oligarchs and bankersis that odd?
>>218436961are you at least good at it
>>218436785Yeah mum has a detached house but still pays 40 quid a year for a lease.Hate the new builds.
>>218437033faustian poo
the toil freaks will be going to sleep soon and waking up early
>>218437003It's never been mandatory. Education to 18 is mandatory, but you can still leave at 16 and go do an apprenticeship instead of school/college, or even do part time work alongside "training", which is vaguely defined.But it's insane that we drop maths at 16 no wonder we are a nation of dullards.
>>218437047yeah grandmaster
>>218437040got 89.42 it lush
>>218436961KTIMit is fun though you have to admit
>>218437072Got 25k
>>218436961me but hello kitty island adventure
>>218436856based LOST enjoyer
>>218436961me but world of warcraft and runescape
>>218437059why do you call them freaks
the hucow revolution has began
>>218437044Land in america is mostly owned by small farmers, i want it to be that way all around the world.
>>218437104doesn't like them i reckon
>>21843705140 quid a year is getting off lightly. Is the house fully leasehold or does she have some of the freehold? Also that sounds more like ground rent rather than service charges.Start paying nigh a grand a year for service charges and then you'll realise how bad it can get.
>>218436961ktim but rocket leaguestopped because it was unironically destroying hands and wrists
>>218437044all land should be owned by the state
>>218437066apparently the brains of kids who study maths beyond 16 is different from those who stop at 16
>>218436966he just repeats the same line for 3 minutes straight?
best thing I ever did was stop playing video games and instead use that time to learn the guitarmad how many cool skills you can pick up with dedication and discipline and cutting useless shit out of your routine
what's his plans
might get to 10000 this year
Gravy’s good tonight
>>218437177holy grim
>>218437177is it good
>>218437177how long have you been on HRT babes
>>218437176nigga should've just held microsoft stockhe'd be worth 2 trillion now
>>218436961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoNli84m1mQ
philosophical poo hours
>>218437193no
>>218436966it's cute and mindless, like boppy elevator music i guess
>>218437193nah
>>218437158hes right though >>218437177do you ear bunny ears?
>>218437153huh, at what age do they do the scans to determine this?
I poo, therefore I am
>>218437213bit red lad
>>21843723216
>>218437213cripsy bacon. is that a toilet
Still harrowed by the time I got put in a team with a party of 4 on dota and they bullied me ;_;
>>218437177MMORPGs are a mental illness. CoD and Fifa is all you need, maybe some Smash Bros and Mario Party when you link up with the mandem. Imagine sitting hunched over your pc running around as your underage girl character in a miniskirt grinding xp and sitting with a bunch of trannies chatting about sex change surgery o algo
>>218437215could be if it weren't for his shit and wanky lyrics and the terrible verses
>you should do something productive like ...err .... Play music!!! Fackeoooffff
>>218437232https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2013155118
they fired him
>>218437276good post/brit/ has always been a slags, crisps, and FIFA generalanime nonces belong in /britfeel/
If a poo leaves an arsehole but no one is around to hear it, did it really happen?
>>218437249That makes no fucking sense, anon. How can they determine if studying maths beyond 16 changes the brain if they only do the scan at 16. Surely you'd need to wait until 18 at the very least, but more like 20 or 21. Or, what you are saying is that it doesn't necessarily change the brain, but those who study maths beyond 16 and those who don't are different from the get go?
>>218437294learning a musical instrument is productive
>>218437321sorry i stopped doing maths at 16 see so i'm not very good at it brains all different
>>218437276lol!
there you go, I've compiled a British samba starter pack in 5 songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCCWqYfZVi0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8ThQmqX6ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLJFSj3b4q0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca-O2YpEZP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEpzwTVHhaI
Is there a prime minister throughout UK history that British people actually have liked? It seems like an impossible job to please you people.
Pooey bumeholee
>>218437291well yeah that's why i said it's mindless. it's like cute background music that doesn't hurt your ears for when you want just a tiny little bit of distraction while you're actually focusing on something else
>>218437298>As of the 2025 NFL season, two Super Bowl-winning teams have been led by Black head coachesyikes
>>218437331Yeah and so is grinding on OSRS
I tried playing a few mmos but I can't stand playing a game for like four hours and it feels as if you've accomplished jack shit. At least if I play a few matches of CoD I can rank up a bit. At least it has a natural stopping point being rounds based.Also, do people seriously meet other people through games? It baffles me. Anyone I play vidya with is someone I already knew. How tf you meet people in World of Warcraft?
>>218437319Arsehole like an elephant me.It remembers every little strain and stretch, the smell, the consistency. When it dies, all those moments will be lost, like teardrops in the rain
He's just doin that thaaaaaang*shakes booty*
>>218437369William Pitt the Younger
>>218437357League of Legends is also unnacceptable
>>218437319everyone can smell it. you aren't the stealth pooer you think you are
Online Zoomer girls be like "These guys are my friends"
I never got into MMOs or many online games It was just rocket league I love it so much
breath is real anger's real
feel like utter utter pure fucking 100% dogshit
>>218437458zoomer girls belong to millenial men
>>218437484Bizarre post
>>218437458Who is she?
best online game was first 6 months of fortnite
grim
>>218437498truke
>>218437493who do zoomer men sex then?
>>218437518eachother
got a new gaming monitor coming tomorrow.no gf to spend money so i GAME instead haha
>>218437493true
>>218437495maya higashe has a farm and looks after animals it's quite nice actually
>>218437498what was it like
>>218437495conservationist maya higa
shaved my legs in the bath
>>218437531better to be alone than with a shithead if you ask me.
>>218437498This but wow classic and 6 weeks
>>218437518um....
>>218437550ummy
>>218437369Churchill was quite popular despite recent neo-nazi fucktard revisionism
>>218437541fun
>>218437540Ty
>>218437369based Harold Wilson
>>218437550Beautiful legs and pussy darling show exquisit bum and show hole of bum pussy darling x
>>218437498yeah true, it was fucking amazing
>>218437550expecting visitors are we lovely
>>218437556zoomers are age 14-29 so it's really not that crazy so many are virgins
>>218437550
>>218437554never been with anyone so i really cant compare
If you're a little 18-25ish faggy twink and you don't have fun with it, that's just a tragedy. Like, you're gonna really hit 30 and never know what it was like just being a cute faggy gay twink, and you had that opportunity? It's not even gay, it's just utilising what you were given. Like, the DL brodem asked you if you'd suck his cock and you didn't do it? Nobody will be asking you this in ten years, go do it while you're so enticing.
>>218437556it's not true, they just pretend to be virgins
>>218437618
all of family are brainwashed by the jews
>>218437556its probably something like 85% of males havent and 15% of females havent
She's died
which overwatch girl have you wanked over the most and why is it juno?
>>218437556being a virgin is cool actually. You millenial uncs are out of touch.
>>218437617It says half of gen z adults, so I'm guessing that figure is just the 18-29 range. That's a lot to be virgins, really. It'd be interesting to see how the figure changed maybe if they started the range at 20 instead.
oh moons!
>>218437664how do u always post this sort of thing when i'm herealso yeah it's probably junodva is a close 2nd
>>218437666you would say that Satan
>>218437664who the fuck is juno.widowmaker
>>218437664Who the fuck is juno? I stopped playing that game like half a decade ago. Anyway I think I probably fapped the most to Widowmaker, Tracer in second. I remember when my mates turned up at my house when I was in the shower and found my Widowmaker x Tracer sfm fart porn on my computer. Learned about always locking my screen when afk from that moment on.
>Widowmaker x Tracer sfm fart pornThe kids aren't alright
>>218437707ROARING
>>218437670you're right, i missed the "adult" part. i think we'd have to see the exact ages and total numbers of the participants too. a lot of these types of stats can be easily manipulated for clickbait. like if they surveyed 200 zoomers and 170 of them were age 18-21 or something along those lines
>>218437730fartfags don't even know how bad it smells
NEW>>218437778>>218437778>>218437778
>>218437679oh Gord!
