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It's time to end /brit/
We're back
2 weeks into Dry January. Let's keep it up lads, almost halfway there
https://youtu.be/t1O7bqCEF7cThis is rorkes daHe goes to the carpark to collect receipts
I Can`tbelieve ..Danny Rate My TakeawayisBack On The Road .. !!He`s DoingsolovideosAgain !!
leftymong posting about rorke 159,000 times since 2015
I put my receipt at the bottom of the bag because I'm a white middle aged man in a generally high-trust society
Rorke getting very angry and searching the archives for how many times he has been mentioned since 2015
>>218446143he must be running out of cash. no way he has the same passion he used to
Leftypol operating in one mannerRorke operating in rather the opposite manner
>>218446085Same. I feel so much better that I don't think I'll ever go back to it.
Today's menu
>>218446195chels arse 8 oclock be there or be square
>>218446085>>218446188You lot are so pathetic lmao
>>218446204grow up
>>218446187What are they like!!!!!
>>218446179cherchez la femme
Promotion secured gentlemen.Smoke em if you got em
>>218446228true
might get a Dvorak keyboard
Leftypol listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RChSnMxiJERorke listening tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJz6Oqm4UoY
i feel kind of freeeee,we're still the kids we used the beeeee,yuh, yuh,i put my hands on a stooove,to see if it would burn,yuh,cos i won't bleed from a stove,i feel kind of freeeee
Mum is going to the supermarket and she’s going to be making FAJITAS for our tea!! Happy days lads!!
im taking backthe number of the beast
>>218446288my mum is making steak and chips for ours, the little legend
i' tre jones anf i'm the ruckedt mutherfucker here
Mental how British posters are the only ones who can make a good edition
sat at work bored
>>218446328wheyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0aXAm0jqd0
>>218446328Why's he done that then?
got my anal hole out
>>218446288My mum has went to Icelands for shredded sweet chili chicken, salt and pepper chips and a tgi's dessert
one hundred and fifty nine thousand times, leftymong
>>218446344Argument https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhYNrVqJJ6w
>>218446246Congrats lad, get a nice lil pay bump did ya?
and i fu yall dobtin that tyouaall best be wary if my niggas who wuieding
>>218446254You won't
shagged the last escort raw ladsdon't really care about STDs because i already got herpes from my first gf and every other common STD is curable (except HIV but only poofters get that)
reeta chakrerbarty can suck my fuckin clarty
pretending to be a child, er yeah really funny great gimmick lads
>>218446386It was such a funny post though wasn't it
>>218446254o ugz gft sqlz mtqkeqf'z ug wqea
>>218446399Got me chuckling like a mad cunt
>>218446254Qwerty is the only sensible layout because everything is built around it. It's so convenient even I use it
makin' bacon
>>218446292mad how an actual golden retriever has a better chance
identified 4 four indians in here
I’m a Sensitive Young Man enduring in a cold and uncaring world
The escort I saw has left me feedback ladsShe's said she's really enjoying getting to know me. Is that a good sign?
>>218446328howlin'
it's fucking mental thesiufvc
Care to explain what a gooden retriever boy is supposed to be?
>>218446371TY lad, I will be but not sure how much yet. I'm probably around 40k right now, top of the band is about 60k. Might be about 10 to 15k more per year.This is before tax obviously, still broke compared to all of the Brit lads on 200k
>>218446427does she let you shag her raw yet?
>>218446464Just wanted a yes or no, not your life story
the captcha freaks really do be solving captchas lolmao
>>218446427Sacked Tranny !!
would
only a month until valentine's day
elderly chinese hooker telling ausrorke he make big water in pussy
>>218446506her name?
>>218446481Yet you received it. Just like you'll receive my cock, you saucy little minx
Do they have gay escorts? Like a hot guy with a big willard who will bum you if you pay him? Wouldn’t mind that
she peaked in philosophers stone
>>218446549Think they only bum old rich blokes
been looking forward to tea break all morning just so i can write ummmm
she responded yippee!!!!
do you have any intense phobias lads?
>>218446588just spiders mate
>>218446565:|
>>218446588yeah got emetophobia (fear of vomiting) mehaven't vomited since 2013
>>218446254i'm so used to qwerty i think it would be impossible undo 25 years of experience with it
>>218446588More of an allergy than a phobia. I feel disgust whenever I encounter an Australian
what do alcoholics do in prison
>>218446588geckos/house lzards
>>218446630drink methodrone
>>218446588yosemite sam from looney tunes
>>218446588Deep water>>218446549Plenty of lads go gay for pay, have you got the pay though?
>>218446588birthday cake
>>218446588Boobs.
>>218446427She's only in it for the money
>>218446640used to think his name was yo sammity sam
rorke
anyone else play idle games on their phone. what the fuck am i playing at
>>218446630Brew toilet wine using raisins. Ferment their own piss and shit
stop posting for a month and this guys still talking about escorts simply ludicrous
>>218446668*scutters away*eee eeeee eee he's coming eeeeee eeeeeee ee
>>218446270was just listening to this album yesterday
>>218446670whats idle games
>>218446427Falling in love with a prostitute a tale as old as time
Gfberg won't stop laughing during sex.
playing the sims and downloaded a mod that lets you be a serial killer
>>218446679what were you doing for a month x
glad I'm enough of a rorke to not fall for a literal whore
Is there a greater humiliation
I have to get out of bed this can't go on any longer
I like to think, in some way, they've all been found with my help.
>>218446732tell me about your cicumstances
>>218446731everything this "couple" does is for interactions lad
>>218446706The lad thinks he is starring in true romance or pretty woman. He's either detached from reality or is actually going to marry a prostitute, which will inevitably fall apart later in his life.
>>218446734
>>218446764it's not real none of it is real
It was real. All of it.
BBC making him look a bit of a pillock in the photo there
Reckon I might watch one of them Star War fil-ums.
>>218446762Could be the same spastic that did them vids of him kissing the Zootopia bunny. Skelly armed freak.
just uttered something homophonic
Wake up to a warning for posting about the digital ID u-turn in /brit/. What am I allowed to post then?
just had a 20 second long fart
>>218446851non-pol stuff innit
>>218446844I did two
just finished mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee as i like to call it) on insanitygoing to start again from mass effect 1 (or ass erect bum as i like to call it)
my addiction to gfberg's ADHD medicine is getting out of hand
>>218446865dlcs and all?
>>218446865don't play garbage myself but enjoy it champs
white people in japanese games be called names like bret barson
>>218446853CORRRRRRRR, and how did it smell? Was it more wet or dry? Was it one long burst or did it have fluctuations in intensity? Was it loud?
>>218446878yeah i always 100% them
watching a film
>>218446865Femshep playthrough is it? Gonna get shagged by all the alien fellas?
Gfberg always has something wrong with her.Too cold.Too hot. Too dizzy.Too nauseous.My wrist hurts from too much knitting.I can't eat this.I can't eat that.Fucking hell lads would genuinely consider becoming a poofter if all women are like this.
>>218446897went for kaidan in the first one, thane in the second, then tried to go for kaidan again but i must've fucked up a dialog option somewhere because he didn't want to shag me again, oh well
>>218446860bravo. you, sir, win the internetz!
>>218446829By definition somebody's boyfriend cannot be an incel
>>218446889Loud, dry, strong, a consistent timbreTrumpetesque
Ass erect wee. Funny
>>218446892i kneel
>>218446938white boi moment
>>218446925CORRRRRR, was it more of a light fresh smell or dank and heavy? And did the scent linger? What adjectives would you use to describe it?
>>218446938mental how he's using the hole he shits from to wank off that cock
Another shift down at the petrol station. Got a Monster Energy Mango Loco on my way out. Saw the sunrise on my walk home. Now the rest of the day is my own. First, some Worlo.
>>218446952you're indian aren't you
>>218446881and they're voiced by a japanese person who speaks english with a japanese accent
>>218446912Can't believe you didn't go for Garrus, he's a dreamboat
>>218446938That's someones son
>>218446881white people in real life be called names like McDickinson
>>218446959White-British.
I reckon I'd actually be happy being Thane of Cawdor. Wouldn't even be that fussed about being King of Scotland.
>playing wew of worldcraft in 2026
right so given that mandatory digital IDs were CRUCIAL to combat illegal immigration, we can assume that Starmer has decided that illegal immigration is no longer an issue
>>218447009UNC aura
Don’t like open world games. Too much to do. Fries my brain
>>218447011It’s SHOCKING how bad Sir Queer is at politics
>>218447009Log on. We're getting a /brit/ guild setup for Midnight.
my ex of 5 years ago has followed me againhmm...
>>218447011Digital ID is important to fight covi-err I mean immigra-umm child abuse? Yeah right child abuse. And if you're against the govt and 3rd party unvetted, unsupervised companies holding your personal information you're like a pedo ir something.
an indian named pooja dikshit
>>218446713>tfw no irish gfI suffer
>>218447009see you in classic+
>>218446829That's Rorke done then
Cudda bin a Brit poster
reading my tesco unpacked thing. does it not show you alcohol?
>>218447119>eating asparagus year rounddeary me
>>218447093Love me Irish gf.Her dad likes me even though I'm British.Fairplay lads I'm actually winning.Probably will ask her to marry me in 2027.No reckon I might do it 2028. Would be bants to be like "Anything you want to ask me darling?" on the 29th of Feb.
>>218447064I'm out. It's all about GW2 for me these days.
>>218447119You get through multiple packs of asparagus per week?
>>218447115>man deliberately choose to throw all his money away>this is everyone's fault but his
>>218447168i eat a full pack of asparagus with dinner once or twice a week
>>218447141Hope she gets lymphoma and your entire life is upended
>>218447188Based.
>>218447184your piss must reek lad
>>218447184bet your piss STINKS
>>218447172That's generally how modern life is.Everyone else's fault, unless you're a smelly shut-in incel / misogynist, then it's 100% on you
Sprouts in winterAsparagus in springTenderstem brocolli in summer and autumnBosh
>>218446980he's friendzoned
>>218446943crazy how there's millions of indian trannies, enough to popuolate a country, way more than thailand, yet nobody lusts after them because indians are fucking disgusting
>>218447119your piss must stink
OKAY WHO THE FUCK'S DOING ASPARAGUS WEES
Eyeball hurts when I look around and I've got like an ambient throbbing pain in it :/Ocular cancer probably
>>218447141alri david
>>218447184you do realise you're basically eating un-nutritious cylinders of cellulose if you're eating asparagus in winter don't you
>>218447239It's because you sat too close to the TV and your eyes turned square
>>218447188Would you mind taking that back? Cheers.
>>218446465No>>218446706I can't help it. She's honestly my type. Intelligent, sensitive, kind. And of top of all that, a total natural beauty.
2 perfects in a row
>>218447239You probably scratched it accidentallyIf it's really bothering you then you should go to an urgent treatment centre or A&E because an infection inyour eye could lead to very dire consequences
>>218447272Why have you never posted a screenshot of your text messages or anything even though you promised?
why do we have 2 eyes
Might play Fallout 4.What build should I go with?
>>218447299got 3 me
>>218447310Stealth shanker
don't understand working from homehow am i expected to not have a wank
>>218447310Big guns
Foxberg on a vulpine one
its a mumberg starts fights with everyone for no reason then complains that shes lonely edition
>>218447335need him torn apart by tarquin's hounds
>>218447344You know what to do
>>218447344ktimmidttha (kek this is my mum i don't talk to her anymore)
>>218447288I never said that, it would breach discretion and privacy.
>>218447359no I dont actually
>>218447371lonely housewife isn't she
think i have a mild allergy to nickel
>>218447383the brown pervert gets it
>>218447367Even posting a screenshot of one of the messages you told us about already? For example: the message of yours that she gave a heart reaction to.
>>218447299To improve depth perception Ony got one me, lost the other and haven't found it yet
>>218447350Need every Tarq locked up indefinitely
>>218447394You must be stopped
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!
new /brit/ character has made his debut: asparagus lad
>>218447413Pop them in the air friar. Also how big is a sausage roll? Is it a snack type thing or more of a meal type thing
>>218447426More evidence that this character exists in real life than we ever got from so called escortlad
tried to buy some asparagus today but the shopman said some cunt is hoovering up all the asparagus from miles around
>>218447445they're about 350kcal each so a grown man would need a couple to feel full
Hate how asparagus makes my wee smell
>>218447445>air friarprefer using the monkrowave me
>>218447141Go home brit stop stealing our women
>>218447476My main issue with that is it makes sinkpissing quite risky
>>218447458Was it a butcher or an ex butcher? They might be lying if so. They can be vile
mousey from three years ago kidnapping asparaguslad to use him in his urine experiments
>>218447141Based celt-shagging englishmanGot a welsh gf myself, cummed inside her every day this week so far :D
just found out I have a mandatory "off-site" this summer why did I join a fucking tech startup man
>>218447513oh no you'll get paid to do fun stuff instead of working oh what a pain!!
genuine teenagers in here today
Asparagus is vile German muck
>>218447528Post your tesco unpacked
decided to allow myself to be outwardly annoyed and impatient waiting for the woman who was taking an unreasonably long time to pick something from the beef section at the shops, instead of pretending to browse other things like I wasn't bothered
>>218447530sounds like you have asperge syndrome hehe
rumours of a dr oetkers for tea tonight
>>218447530love it with fish meroasted and then finished with some parmesan and lemon zest loverly
>>218447560grim
>>218447530Thinking of which very specific region of france would consider asparagus as german
>>218447407idk how to edit screenshots on a phoneWhy can't you just believe me? I am being legit lad, I don't lie
How come there’s no up syndrome?
sticking my finger up my bottom
bit of broccolini in the airyfryer with a light coating of oil and a pinch of salt, that's me
Get the mackerel on toast eaten
having porridge im from the north you see
>>218447578Fine, I believe your tired auld gimmick.
Paki shop unpacked
>>218447602broccolini has quietly conquered the world brassica marches on
decided deanos new fake obession with country music is the most cringe thing that has ever happened in human history mental how quickly he mindlessly switched from rap music now the culture has shifted
Those Italians sure love their carbs
Yes, up syndrome. You were born a genius but your eyes are too close together.
>>218447631What country music does Deano like?
>>218447631grow up
>>218447631Okay well go and directly tell your little theory to the deanos you're talking about. You won't because they would punch your face in, ending your 'life' instantly.
>>218447613Not a gimmick, I genuinely come here for advice.Right now I'm experiencing mixed emotions. I think it's because of my uncertainty over when I can next see her. She puts her availability on her profile, right now she isn't avaliable for the next few days which is fine.My plan is to see her on maybe the 25th January. But I am not sure if she has a policy of not allowing more than one visit per month, but we'll see.
OKAY SO UM JOE ROGAN JUST SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD
>>218447631i have my finger on the pulse of society and i cannot in good faith agree that what you are desribing is a real phenomenon which is actually happening
Mad how most people are mindless cattle
Leftypol wrong again. What a surprise
>>218447649So being Jewish?
>>218447672>>218447666>>218447661>>218447651fuck off im right and i know i am
when will you mongs understand the escortmong is putting in his larp in to chatgpt as responses to you
Don't get why anyone would want a chicken cheeseburger. Sounds disgusting
sorry mate couldnt hear you ive got my earfun airs in
poortherners eating their runtslio again are they
>>218447667Why don't you just get a fucking girlfriend
Why do people (especially thirdies but a lot of chuds here as well) still think Russia would be a trustworthy or friendly nation in any way?All the countries touted as key Russian allies have been getting repeatedly BTFO over the last couple of years while Russia hasn't lifted a finger. After all Iran has done to support Russia in Ukraine the Ayatollah is having to speed dial Iraqi militias for help because putin is doing fuck all.
Listening to Out of the Blue by Roxy Music
>>218447719Shut up you fucking stupid cunt
>>218447719bore off bloglord
>>218447719dunno, why do we send billions to ukraine and israel when it doesn't benefit us at all and we're not in the eu
Don’t tell me you still wear trainers in your 30s
>>218447729Tune
>>218447698Not as bad as fish to be fair, that abomination was only created because of lent, no one actually likes it
Wearing shoes is so 2024
>>218447748Course I do. Peng creps, peng garms. Bosh
>>218447687>But I am not sure if she has a policy of not allowing more than one visit per month, but we'll see.I don't think ChatGPT would use "but" twice in the same sentence like this. The gimmick is pretending to be high strung, pretending to not understand social etiquette and replying to himself.
Rorke wearing Oxford shoes to the gym
>>218447686I heard a country song on radio1 when flipping through the stations on Monday. Since I normally avoid it at all costs I think this is probably representative of the current social zeitgeist and I'm on your side. Deano loves country now.
rorke ... your creps...
>>218447748Yes I exerciseDo you not?
>>218447631>mental how quickly he mindlessly switched from rapMost deanos aren't into rap beyond maybe some old school stuff and grimeDeano has always been a house geezah
>>218447763I feel that it would he a wasted effort to justify the simple pleasure of a filet-O-fish to a frenchman
>>218447787Deano likes everything that gets into the top 40, including rap
Going to CeX does anyone want anything?
>>218447682>danny finkelsteinhe just wants to harvest western resources for the benefit of his own ethnostatetheres no reason for any british person to listen to him
Old women love Mumford and sons and rag and bone man. Anyone who's under the age of 50 and not a lady who likes this stuff has mumtier taste and is beyond any hope of redemption.
>>2184478151 tranny in fishnets please
>>218447815A second-hand copy of GTA Chinatown Wars for the DS ta mate
>>218447825saw mumford and sons before they were famous and thought they were SHITE
>>218447719why is it that every day we get some twerp whining about russia out of absolutely nowhere
>>218447815Yeah a MacBook Pro with at least an M3 chip. Thanks lad
>>218447815Grab me one of them stinking fat blue-hair scraggle-beardy rick and morty t-shirt monster-chugging massive-vape-cloud autists that works there would you lad?
>>218447774you can easily adjust chatgpt to make the prose sound retarded. I did this to waste the time of a german once by arguing with him about Hegel and i had no idea what i was saying so i told chatgpt to give a response "but give off the impression i only have a cursory understanding of hegel and i never read his books"
>>218447815DVD of Harts War please
>>218447854Sounds like a productive use of your limited time
>>218447854This is why online debate is dead. Even on /lit/ half of the replies are clearly Chat GPT
>>218447867It certainly was because I hate German people and I wasted his time
>CeXdon't what this isplease keep all posts accessible to Australians in future
>>218447885>Even on /lit/you say this like /lit/ wasnt always one of the thickest boards
Rorke wants me to hate the brown security guard at my local supermarket just because of his skin colour, and Rorke wants me to ignore billionaire bastards like Musk who are making the planet objectively worse for everybody
>>218447899cephalopod exclusionary xone
>>218447899yous probably call it hungry tranny
>>218447904I say it because they're supposed to promote originality in writing
>>218447920we call it hungry jacks actually mate
>>218447916you can hate both leftymong, its not 1994 anymore
>>218447899Smelly runt shop for second hand electronics, games and dvds
>>218447899We've got CeXes in my townCan't bear to think what sort of regional or rural rock you live under
unprotected cex
how do i become posh
>>218447953no you don'tbe quiet
>>218447939You don't dislike Musk though Rorke, you retweet him practically every day. And why should I hate the brown security guard at my local supermarket? Makes no sense to dislike someone based on their ethnicity. Judge people based on their actions, not their ethnicity.
>>218447900Did you sweep your floor yet you fucking wrongun?
Scraniel
Unsurprisingly there's one in Westfield Fountain Gate
>>218447973mad how much your ideology is dependent on forcing this false choice. Leftymong I hate migrants for stealing jobs and contributing to the continued wage suppression
Only like Aussies if they're blonde/sexy
>>218447900how the fuck have you managed to burn frozen sausage rolls ffs
>>218447993Yes that's the one I'm going to do you want anything?
>>218447962you can't become posh, you have to be born into a posh family
There's a Cash Generator near me but not a CeX. Always see smack heads going in to trade in dvd's and stolen phones for smack money
>Westfield Fountain Gatehaven't heard of this either
Wife's mum bought us a new hoover because she dogsat for the weekend and decided our one wasnt good enough. The new one has a fucking cord, what is this the 90s? I'm expected to walk around my house trailing a line like some sort of slave in shackles? Unplugging stuff so I can plug in my little bitch hoover plug? Absolute fucking savagery
poo willy
>>218448015maybe next time then
>>218448061
I used to work in cex when I was a teenager before went off to uni. The one I did my training at (barking) was so fucking grim it was beyond description. A family (parents and two teenage kids) used to come in together stinking of BO and buy porn dvds from the incredibly limited selection they had there. This was in 2009 mind you so it's not like the internet didn't exist. At the one I worked at it was mostly junkies selling us stolen shit. We were supposed to check the disks for scratches to see if we'd accept them and one time I declined a bunch for being scratched to fuck and unplayable, but the crime lad started going mental and kicking off and my manager came over all meek and just went "looks alright to me" so after that they didn't get checked at all. Every game or dvd or cd or whatever was accepted, a free for all.
>>218447916The brown security guard is stealing a living more than musk is
