Loving caress edition
Need to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
>>218448061fucking awful new why are aussies like this can you not do anything right?
>>218448002Hm yes let's see about that>Left: unions who stand up for better pay for workers>Right: capitalist employers who try to pay workers as little as possible
Slipping through the cracks of society and being forgotten subedition
>muh wife muh wife muh wifeYou do not have wives None of you doAbsolute bullshit stop lying
>>218448098Give it a rest Adam you fucking paedo cunt
i imagine every australian poster as a long haired surfer with a shark tooth necklace
>>218448098omdz leftymong the right hasnt been remotely free market since like 2017 you are living in the past
>>218448103the manager from the HMV near me had to go into the local CEX and ask them to stop accepting shrink wrapped, security tagged DVDs and Games from jakeys.
>>218448129I imagine them spotty and very pale and chubby
>>218448129I imagine them as morbidly obese because no way you live in paradise and choose to sit on 4chan all day
>>218448129same and shaggy blonde hair and skinny frames and nice peachy bums
>>218448157ktim but with a mobile phone 3 inches from my face
>>218448129same, imagine every American poster looking like Patrick Crusius
>‘Killer’ teens ‘lured man, 49, to beach using fake name then beat him to death with rocks while calling him “paedo”‘
It's not that I hate browns and blacks, I just hate that they're here, and incompatible with a functioning white society.Proof I'm not racist? Well, I don't mind the yellows at all, even Taiwanese and Chinese (though to a slightly lesser extent than say Koreans)
>>218448143what was the outcome
girl I liked when I was 13 is married and pregnant now, just saw her on facebookall I ever wanted was to cum in her arse, I told her all the time but she never let me so much as see her butthole
>>218447718If I could I wouldn't be seeing escorts.
>>218448061my girlfriend has a bdsm and force feeder fetish what do i do so i don’t go overboard
'Poo'
>>218448190Tell her to spend less time online, it's warped her into a weird little freak
>>218448194The question of our times
whenever someone calls someone else a bootlicker I immediately regard the accuser as a homosexual
>>218448194Fantastic and innovative post
paradice
>>218448123Wawaweewah
>>218448139Ah yes of course the right is not controlled by the wealthy at all>Elon Musk>Larry Ellison>Peter Thiel>Palmer Luckey>David Sacks>Marc Andreessen
>>218448229none of those people are considered right wing retard. The real right are economic left and social right now and have been for many years
>>218448098>unions who stand up for better pay for workersMy union spends most of it's time organising anti racism protests
Calling the Tesco Express "the local supermarche" like Timothy Dalton in Hot Fuzz
>>218448217the people calling others bootlickers are usually the same ones who would like to see their neighbours arrested and thrown in prison for using the wrong pronoun. the people calling others flagshaggers are the ones hanging pride flags on every lamp post in june. 2 very original points of view i know.
>>218448251>The actual right aren't the right>The real right is [my fantasy made up bollocks]Lol you fucking idiot>>218448260Standing up for workers. Quite right
>>218448250Obviously these amateurs haven’t played GTA you’re supposed to switch cars under a bridge or in a tunnel or something
>>218448251Gonna need a source to back up that claim, bucko
>>218448229all yanks
>>218448123Incel meltie!
Nothing funnier than dying near Christmas. Just imagine some little children looking forward to Santa visiting then suddenly their dad is dead
Only attended one union meeting, all the speakers calling each other comrade. Never went to another one after that.
>>218448294when was the last time you saw any garden variety rorke online or in real life cheerlead for privatisation and free markets? You have been done mate
>>218448312Really sick of this gimmick
>>218448317so presumably you stopped paying your dues correct?
Rorke's favourite fake-foreign macro lagers all getting their %ABV dropped again thanks to the budget.
>>218448327Correct
>>218448291I think you're a bootlicker and a flagshagger and I don't care for pronouns or tranny flags. You're just a small minded little Britain loving faggot.
>>218448312Lol yeah. Or dying ON Christmas, that's a big laugh cos it ruins it for everyone else from then on
>>218448325its not a gimmick its a mentally ill young man with severe OCD in the process of ruining his life
>>218448292I was expecting a Canadian flag. You disappoint me, Bruce
Does leftypol think there's no disgustingly rich people on the left?
>>218448333i think youre a nigger
what if i support unions and hate brown biomass at the same time?
>>218448355Those don't count because they're all women or non-white. It's like Hasan being rich, they don't care because he's brown.
>>218448364sent that moor back to timbuktu
Asian women with gigantic arsesMake it so
>>218448376according to this one retard you're a raging leftist apparently
>>218448376just not allowed
>>218448389belay that order number 1, its impossible for humanity to ever achieve
>>218448376Then you're a nationalist and a socialist. Some would even say a national socialist
>>218448364crushed that coons windpipe
>>218448324"You have been done" claims someone who has been comprehensively done by the world's wealthy into supporting them and their hoarding of wealth
Do you reckon if you aye nothing but dog food your poos would eventually smell as bad as a dogs? Or is a dogs digestive system different to ours such that it naturally makes their poos smell horrendous?
lieutenant rorke, leave those asian ladies alone
>>218448364Got me there lad, can't argue with that
I think I'm probably a nationalist with certain socialist views, but generally I just don't care much as I merely exist waiting to die
Once got shouted at by a decrepit old toilcunt for not attending a union meeting to put in a mandate complaining to management about the state of our toilets. As if I'm going to waste my Friday afternoon trekking halfway across town to do that you sad cunts.
>>218448426I support unions and higher wages, hate the rich, and i hate brown biomass all that the same time. What now?
>>218448426christ you're thick
>>218448432I think it probably depends on the quality of the dog food. If you're getting that fancy stuff for rich dogs I doubt there's much difference. If you're eating pedigree chum from a can you're going to have stinky shits
>>218448432your poos probably smell pretty bad too if you just did them on the floor instead of into toilet water
Isn't it crazy hiw both the left and the right hate the ultra rich but have been successfully baited into an eternal war over trans in bathrooms
>>218448440Evil nazi chud (assuming you're white)
>>218448470Much to think about
>>218448432koreans poo must absolutely reek then
>>218448432dog shit smells so bad because most people feed them cheap filth same with catsgive them a raw meat diet like they should have an it's nowhere near as bad (still stinks of shit of course)nation of animal lovers my arse
>yes, I would like my sporty BMW coupe to be 4wd and have a clattery little diesel engineWhy would anyone do this?
>>218448294Have you ever actually read any right wing political theorists or philosophers or are you basing your entire idea of what is "right wing" off of economists?
ASIAN BOOTY!
feel like hitler probably disliked unions and the redistribution of wealth along class lines
>>218448449If you hate the rich why are you on their side?>>218448457No but you are
What asmr videos do you watch go fall asleep to then lads?
>>218448511Ricky Gervais XFM
Never know what to do from 12pm - 6pm when my sleep schedule's normal
>>218448502>theorists or philosophersIt's all just "I and my small group should get to rule everybody else and crush them under my boots"
>>218448511My own despair ridden thoughts
>>218448376Becoming increasingly difficult given unions up and down the country (with the possible exception of RMT) are obsessed with the importing and keeping foreigners here
>>218448511parents fighting in the lounge room heard through the wall ASMR
>>218448499I feed my dog a vegan diet because they're passionate about social justice and climate change.
>>218448479Physically I'm pasty and white but ethnically I'm at least some percentage Ashkenazdem
>>218448526Poo, wank, wee? World's your oyster mate
>>218448510What makes you say he's on the side of the rich?
>>218448526I usually just do housework and prep dinner for when my partner comes home
>>218448529"No" would have been simpler
I want to stick my tongue up Emma Watson’s butt.
>>218448548All take about 2 - 10 minutes each
>partner
>if you dislike immigration (the policy pushed by the rich to undermine the rights of workers) then you're on their side
>>218448536ever shag him up the arse?
What do you do in this situation, lads?
>>218448583Leftypol frequently conflates hating the process and system of immigration with random immigrants on the street to avoid this uncomfortable truth
>>218448535https://youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ
>>218448617dunno
>>218448617turn 360 and walk away
I can pinpoint the exact moment I fucked my life up for good
>>218448639tell us about it
stepdad beating up mum while i play tony hawks underground in my room asmr
>>218448617MOOOOOODS I CAN SEE HIS NUTSACK
watching the hit movie GOAL! The Dream Begins
>>218448555The right is funded and led by the rich>>218448583Rorke accuses the left of pushing immigration though, and the left is made up of trade unionists and others with much less wealth than the right
Wonder what Dr Oetker that one lad is having
>>218448470leftypol will say this then choose it as the hill to die onit's started becoming a meme among them:>americans decided to dismantle their own empire and deprive themselves of healthcare because there were gay people in their moviesEven if that was anything close to an accurate account of events, it's an indictment of their own culture which they reflexively think reflects worse on the people that reject them than it does on them
If you deport all the latinos then who is going to clean your toilets Mr Trump...:O :On-no I mean in the sense thatyou know what I mean though right
>>218448586Non binary dog, doesn't identify as male.
>>218448650Can't
>>218448534Just use unions for its original purpose, shafting toilberg up the arse and forget about the retarded blue hairs in everything else
>>218448730give us a hint
>>218448702Rorke becoming groom of the stool
>>218448617present my hairy, pooey arsehole
literally dont do anything me. need some interaction with other people. any good MMOs about
Made an absolute fucking tit out of myself this morning at toil. I'm usually quite reserved but feel I showed my true colours
>>218448702dont they know about mr muscle?
>>218448772being racist were you?
>>218448670Plenty of billionaires lobbying for lenient immigration
>>218448772care to expand
>>218448771FFXIV probably the best for social interaction due to the huge playercount, but I didn't find the game to be that fun or interesting, and there's a lot of benders on there.Got some sexy lizard girls though
>>218448771WoW
>>218448771>any good MMOs aboutWhy yes there is an awfully good MMO about.It's actually the oldest MMO in existence.It's a completely immersive experience.It has the largest playerbase of all the MMOs.And best of all it's free-to-play.It's called life, real life. Stop running away from it.
>>218448785>>218448794Made a nonce joke where the punchline was "why does that 4 year old have a bush?"
>>218448670>Rorke accuses the left of pushing immigration though, and the left is made up of trade unionists and others with much less wealth than the rightSerious question: and?Assuming it is true, what difference does it make? Two people can come to the same conclusion for different reasons just like two people can come to different conclusions from the same set of information. Being anti immigration doesn't make you right wing, nor does it mean you like the rich
>>218448805Overrun with so many troons it's basically a troon ERP discord with avatars. Also the last expansion was so bad that it basically killed the game.
>>218448813Laws, physics and reality impose severe limitations on gameplay
>>218448813Not free-to-play and it's extremely unbalanced to the point you're playing an entirely different game depending on your creation RNG
>>218448582I was in line at a shop and an old woman was talking to the unc at the till about something her husband was doing, and he says "yeah my partner does the same thing in our relationship" and I remember her cringing a little bit and him being oblivious
Never gave final fantasy a fair crack because it sounded like a women's soft porn novel
If I had a time machine I'd genuinely go back to 2011
>>218448815Prepare for a visit to HR
>>218448846grow up
>>218448864Just play Yakuza instead.
>>218448582For me, its her indoors
>>218448864Only ones worth playing nowadays are 6, 7 and 10
>>218448864it's jap crap
>>21844888712 is my favourite, 7 aged poorly, and not interested in the remakes.
The old jab-cross-slip putting me in a nice position for a sneaky uppercut
Final Fagtasy
>>218448869nothing was going on back then it were shit lad
>>218448864It's wank JRPG crap. Some people will tell you the old ones are good, don't listen. They would actually die in real life if forced to play FF7
Never watched Dilbert. That a yank thing?
video games are for children
if you ever feel like playing Final Fantasy XIV take a look into /xivg/. that should put you right off the idea
new niche of mine: ballet dancers practicing with hard nipples
poo
>>218448943well clearly a great deal of them are not suitable for children so your argument is patently false
>>218448935>watchedIt was a comic book strip that satirised the office experienceWas in every major newspaperBut alas people don't read newspapers anymore. I genuinely don't know how paper newspapers still exist. The independent had the right idea going 100% online all those years back.
Anime is for noncesvideo games are for childrenfootball is for wogswhat else do we hate?
EW would've loved this convo
>>218448901Try this on me and I'd flatten youBet your slips are clunky and your right hands telegraphedMug
>Record breaking auction for offshore wind secured to take back control of Britain's energy.>A record 8.4GW of offshore wind secured in Europe’s biggest ever offshore wind auction.>Puts the country firmly on track to deliver the mission for clean power by 2030, taking back control of its energy, and lowering bills for good.mental how much we mog every other polluting shitty poo rodent infested countrywe need to build more wind farms NOW
>>218448975I read my local newspaper but I'd never buy a national one
Do deanos watch the popular normieslop animes like JJK, Chainsaw Man, Demon Slay?
And the very latest about big black willies?
just had toast with MANCHEGO cheese, lettuce, extremely juicy tomatoes, gherkins and a tad of tabasco, with a cheeky slice of turkey in thereIt was, dare I say it, peng-a-leng?
>>218448993incredibly boring post
>>218449004ok
>>218448993Grim little windy grey island
Kier Starmer works for Satan and is tasked with destroying the last remnants of British society.
You lads excited for The Traitors tonight?
>>218448993https://nitter.net/ClaireCoutinho/status/2011335138987168173Ed's offshore wind vanity project is going to cost the average person a lot of moneyHe's having to bribe developers with sky high rates locked in for 20 years
everything external of your own self is secondary, you don't even know if it's real
>>218448993The UK produces like 50% of Europe's tidal energy too. I know we're an island but still that's pretty cool.
>>218448993>we>using German and Japanese (MHI = Mitsubishi Heavy Industries) turbines
>>218449027>>218449029The duality of 2026 britain
haven't been here in a while. That lad still posting gay webm's?
>>218448997I know here anime is extremely popular with wogs. My nafri pizza guy was talking about that chainsaw show the other day. I assume it's just a lower class thing.
>>218449004>MANCHEGO no man's getting inside me
>>218449029corr yes mate love it
CoD WW2 shipment 24/7 quickscoping with the PTRS-41
>>218449033>ClaireCoutinhoWondered what he got up to after he left Barca
>>218448975Cartoon TV series as well you mong. Used to be on one of the Freeview channels. It wasn't very good.
>>218449043US also has a large windfarm proposed using siemens
deano throwing the flat cap in the gutter and buying a kimonodeanette binding her feet and dyeing her turkey teeth black
have to spend the day on /brit/ as am currently persona non grata on several other boards
>>218449087How is he a mong when the show was almost immediately forgotten about while the comic was insanely popular worldwide?
>>218449029Would rather stick a broom up your japs eye than subject myself to that slop
>>218449050no he's long gone mate*shoves gay webms under bed*
corrrr love me some claudia winkleman, she can handle my winky any day eh lads
meanwhile chinks
who and what and when?what?
>>218449113Listen I don't make the rules, he's a mong, that's all there is to it. Getting an inkling you might be one too.
>>218449029I've not seen any of it
>>218449113Nobody remembers either of them, boomer gimp
glass of kombucha down the hatch gutberg absolutely loving it
>>218449122>projected to start before 2025>it's 2026
Just bought one of those ear wax removers with a camera on them. Gonna go digging later x
>>218449158i’ll project my cock into your arse
>>218449158shut the fuck up
it's got to be easier to setup a new phone transferring all the old stuff to a new onethese apps that say they do it suck balls
>1 gazillion Iran inshallah bucks = 1 piece of a Yorkie Bar
Dickheads
ladsnot being funnyIf I'm ever speaking a femoid at toil, she has to mention the fact she has a bf 5 minutes into the conversationlike at a bar far enough, but am I really so repugnant any hint of romanticism has to be quashed instantaneously or is this normal behaviour?
Have an awful feeling some of the people posting on British flags are actually Chinese or Irish
>>218449231You just have no rizz
>>218449231she might just be weird or might love her boyfriend and autistically mentioned himwouldn’t get all wound up about it lad
>>218449231women are whores
really embarrassed myself at work again just need to admit im not smart enough to get in meetings discussing projects because whenever I put an idea forward everyone looks at me like im speaking a different language AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>218449231it's less common for them to bring up their bf at a bar than it is during work it's 100% you lad
>>218449235nice try pajeet, its clearly indians. especially the ones that launched into a discussion about literal dogpoo just around the same time people started questioning the state of the country
>>218449210can't you just plug it into your computer
>>218449231happened to me with the new zoomer girl at toil. we're so freakish they don't even want a bit of a work flirt lad
>>218449235nothing wrong with being irish
>>218449287err
*looks away**Starts walking faster*
>>218449231She's reminding herself more than anything. Probably has a been of a crush on you.
I asked on /adv/ but I don’t agree with their answers. If you’re going on a date with a nice woman who’s a single mum how do you know if you’re being taken for a mug?? She’s 1 year younger than me and earns more money than me im pretty sure
>>218449320stop getting his hopes up you evil little man
toilberg wants us working saturday so I said I'm going away and he's asked for proof
lauren layfield sex pics
i ate mr beast burger for a week
>>218449330If you're going out on a date with a single mum and you're not just there to shag her and leave then you're being taken for a mug. Sad state of affairs but very cucklike behaviour to raise anothers man kid
>>218449320Nasty you
>>218449320every woman at his toil wants him all off them are gagging for it him never being seen with a girl or mentioning a gf ever only adds to his mystique
>>218449349grow up
we can’t know for certain if any religion is true, but some denomination of christianity is likely it
>>218449330Is the father dead?
>>218449337Tell him you'll send him a pic on Saturday and then forget. Must be some shitty job to try and pull that shit, work at poundland do you?
>>218449364Fair
discordbros what is we gone do
>>218449364no it's not
>>218449350But why though im 28 im not young. Also I was raised by a single mum for the first part of my life and then my mum and step dad and I respect him a lot for everything he did for me growing up
>>218449392alri satan
>>218449364The only church in Christianity is the Catholic Church established by Peter on the instruction of Jesus in the Bible. Everyone else is a larper and has no historical claim of legitimacy
>>218449364>Part two of the desert trilogyDon't think so lad, just an evolution of the ravings of a mad tribe that pissed everyone around them off
>>218449364How did you come to this conclusion?
>>218449337send him the bedroom selfie on saturday
>>218449402in one branch they believe satan is the real "god" and "god" is actually a false god
not allowed to have any time off methe only other person in my department is on long term sick leave you see
>>218449390fucking hate women
>>218449390So women want to shag married men? Nasty vicious whores
>>218449377Not sure. Will probably find out at the weekend, she’s never mentioned him before so maybe
>>218449421Saving all my annual leave for when GTA 6 comes out
any soft boiled egg man in?
>>218449400I don't really care lad do what you want. I don't want kids at all so the idea of spending my time and resources on raising someone else's cast offs is repugnant to me. Reckon the only way I'd do it is if relatives died and niece or nephew needed looking after.
>>218449411Christianity teaches you to love creation, that you are perfect but your sins are paid for, that we are called to be like Christ, the perfect human. It is applicable to every group because what it deals with (free will, evil, suffering) are inherent to the human condition. A society where its members operate on Christian morality is more peaceful and just any other.
dont get what everybodys issue is with discord to be honest
>>218449390Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.>t. Skydiving Buddhist Feminist Bowler with a Discord account
what a cuck joseph was
>>218449439The father will tell you a lot about the mother. Personally I'd want nothing to do with a woman who has another man in the picture.
>>218449466discords are tranny groomer hives
>>218449400this sounds like it's not serious for her if she makes more money than youshe'll likely find another man that earns more to be the proper stepdad later on you shouldn't take it serious or get attached to the kid it'll only cause hurt later
>>218449390Lmao had to Google nexstand. Can see why that'd be offputting
forgot it was thursday today
>>218449495Can't say they're wrong about that
>>218449510Oi
Butchers steak pie mash peas and carrots for tea tonight
>>218449510it's Sunday mate
>>218449524Similar but pukka pie for me, think I've got a steak AND a chicken and mushroom. Will half and half with wifeberg whether she likes it or not.
it pie night
>>218449527it pie night
so its attractive to be a man who is in to astrology, but also unattractive at the same time, along with being a feminist?
>>218449485That’s fair >>218449494she asked me out though. When I said she makes more money than me I didn’t mean I work at McDonald’s like she probably makes 10k more then me
hear rorke sleeps on a bunk bed with a little desk underneath it
>>218449464Not an argument.
>>218449563I think what it all means is women are mongs who don't know what they want.
>>218449568>more then meEasy to see why, didn't get your English GCSE did you?
>>218449563If a man is attractive, his hobbies no matter how gay are now attractive.
>>218449585Well what do you expect. It has to be taken on faith. It has to be a choosing to God in face of doubt. If it was a self evident truth then faith would be impossible. Everyone places faith in something.
148 days until the world cup starts lads
>>218449592Lad when did I say then I said than
>>218449600I expected an argument as to why it is as you said likely since you brought it up umprompted
>>218449617err
rod wave just invited me to turks and Caicos with him mad bastard I can’t I’m at work my nigga
>>218449626I gave you my reasons for why I think that Christianity would be the true faith for all mankind
if diego did not exist it would be necessary to invent him
>>218449617Don't try and gaslight me I'll report you to police
Trans Poo
this one might start talking like a hanar from mass effect (or ass erect as this one likes to call it) for a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5KEnhePH5Y
>>218449632>>218449644Dickhead
>>218449651shut up about mass effect blud
>>218449654i think that you should kill yourself lad
>>218449651
>>218449665shut up nigga
The last U.S. president to add significant, permanently inhabited territory to the United States was William McKinley, under whose administration the U.S. annexed the Republic of Hawaii in 1898 and acquired Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Philippines from Spain after the Spanish-American War.
>>218449661You're in for it now sunshine
boiled chicken breast and brown rice for tea
>>218449651You need to get rich stop playing games lil nigga get yo money up playa
>>218449698Who's that fit little brown lad in the corner?
>>218449698this is what holodem mong watches
>>218449698nth for holodem
not trying to brag boys but it is quite possible i’m the best programmer in the country… i should be on 300k at least
>>218449701alri hustlers university graduate
>a impedance
I might be the ugliest man in Britain.
>>218449816Do people heckle you in the street?
>>218448190rape correction
>>218449801but you’re poor bro and I drive a gt3 im trying to help you but you’re in denial
not wanking today, as i'm all wanked out
Will 'toby' stream today?
>>218448061stab you in your sleep eyes
>>218449872The cheeky bugger decided to go live when I went to bed last night after saying he wasn't going to. But yes he said he is going live tonight since he has money for booze
>>218449816nah mate you can't be that ba- GOOD LORD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!
>>218449853I drove in gt3 when I was 12 you clown
The escort I saw has left me feedback lads. She's said she's really enjoying getting to know me. There's also the red heart emoji she left me in my last text to her.Is this a good sign? We've met three times now. Honestly I'm planning to try seeing her again on maybe Sunday 25th if she's free.
>>218449910um x
>>218449816don't remember posting this
>>218449943Shut up cunt
>>218449948Bizarre image
>>218449943shut up spaki
>>218449943stop relying on prostitutes for self worth not good for you lad
anyone got a car on pcp finance?
i hate this nigga like you can't imagine
>>218449973It's a relic from the past
>>218449943Can you use a trip code so we can follow your updates more closely?
>>218449982I can't help it. She's basically my type.I honestly can't believe I found her.
right then
Escortlad is a good gimmick. Gets the schizos riled up lol
>>218449948choon
>>218450008you’re paying her to have sex with you. the love isn’t mutual
so, the new?
>>218450042been made, youre not invited
>>218450078>>218450078>>218450078
>>218450042right here mate*bends over and spreads my arse*
>>218450023It's a transparent cry for attention. Totally pathetic desperation. The only way one could see it as worthwhile is if his entire life revolved around getting replies on 4chan.
>>218449948>>218450000now those are memes I've not seen for a long timechecked
>>218450108Meltdown
>>218450121In a word yes that's what it is.
>>218448432why do you care what your dookie cookies smell like unless you get fucked in the bum
