cod zombies mobile edish
mongs confidently asserting absolute bullshit they know nothing about subedition
i mean...its legal, would you lads?
Might cop this
Screaming at that freak acting like he knows the law
>>218456614stolen valor
>>218456598That's all of us going to jail then.
>>218456641what for? shagging a 22 year old?
>>21845661425 years service in a thing that lasted about 12 years
>>218456614based nazi time traveller toiling until 1945 going back to 1933 and then working again until 1945 to get this medal
>>218456678
>>218456667>>218456678looks like we have a couple of history buffs posting tonight
>>218456685mental how colossal these beasts are
the watch
>>218456685Thank you based webbum poster
>https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1ikwv1v/devices_seized_under_suspicion_of_indecent_images/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2hmmmm looks like he might actually be right
>>218456678imagine hitting prestige as a nazi
>>218456614Watch out we may all go to jail for terrorism for viewing that
>>218456701she's right but she specifically is my enemy
just been put into an enclosed and hardened permutation of atoms for an arbitrary number of rotations around the sun for scrolling past the wrong arrangement of pixels
>>218456734Being sold by a reputable auction house though so I reckon I'd be okayI wonder what looks I'd get if I bid on it in person
>>218456492I'm not that stupid
>>218456725sounds like his dad was requesting stuff on email. dirty bastard
>>218456766youd remove all doubt when you bid with a roman salute
Bit of a stupid existence really
ATTENTION JANITORIAL STAFF: I will be making a RULE-BREAKING POST at 1815 GMT
>>218456678>>218456667I think it's 25 years of the Nazi party.
>>218456814You seem to know an awful lot about this
>>218456803sums it upnuff said
Sir Plap Plap of the Get Pregnant
need a black gf
Sat here in my warm toasty flat wearing my Oodie waiting for a brown chap on a bike to bring me a kebab :3
screaming
heard leftymong make the argument that the death penalty is more expensive than life in prison and the moment i heard it i knew he was a mentally ill retard
>>218456814No it is 25 years of service, but it obviously covers the period before the Nazis came to power. It's just for government workers who toiled in an office, and then the good guys took over towards the end of their career.
>>218456852
>>218456838a political party had to exist before they formed a government? yeah im such an incel freak with encyclopaedic knowledge of nazism for knowing that
>>218456887*eyes pop out of my head*AWOOOOOOOGA*smashes my head with a mallet*
need a white gf who's a cuckquean and wants me to shag black girls
https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/s/CpjdARCbPdDoing a bit of digging and found an example of someone getting done for cached images. So the legal retard might be right.
>MP Ayoub Khan - whose Birmingham Perry Barr constituency covers Aston Villa's stadium Villa Park - says "this is nothing but a witch hunt", and that Chief Constable Craig Guildford has been "thrown under the bus".>As he speaks, shouts of "absolute rubbish" and "disgrace" sound around the Commons.Hmm I wonder why he is saying that
i'm so hungru
>work for the council for 24 years>Reform take over for your last year>give you a Reform themed retirement gift>100 years later dipshits on the internet wonder at the 25 year Reform reich
corrr that pot noodle filled me right up going to need to have a sit down after that
>>218456863>retardFOY
>>218456925>My solicitor said he doesn't think there's enough evidence of wrongdoing to charge metry reading things before posting them
Where's umbunny
>Ten British "far-right activists" have been banned from France for "reconnaissance and destruction activities" against small boats used in migrant crossings.lol
>>218456966meant for >>218456922
i might become a small pot of tate and lyle golden syrup
>>218456966Yeah but he still got investigated didn't he? So in theory it could happen.
The job market is just completely fucked lads isn't it. My sister's father in law was made redundant on a Friday and rehired by the company that bought the original company on the Monday. When he went to look for a new job a few years later he was knocked back for it because he had that gap from that weekend
Absolutely screaming at the thought of beachgoers just chilling on the beach and seeing a boat full of darkies empty out and scurry off into the woods lmao
>>218456940reform would have a 50 year reich if farage didn't decide he wanted to give all the tory muslims literally everyone hates that already failed a second run at things for some reason
>>218456999investigation is not the same as prosecution.
>>218457000I've seen people lose their continuous service bonus from things like this.One lad lost a week of extra annual leave entitlement because he changed jobs internally and took a day off in between.
>>218456852>>218456911need both of these
>>218456966Who are you quoting
>>218457030Regardless you've still got "investigated for being a nonce" on your record forever.
>>218457072incorrect
>>218457000>When he went to look for a new job a few years later he was knocked back for it because he had that gap from that weekendbizarre lie
Read a few posts that made me laugh tonight. Don't know what I will do without you lads.
>>218457072omds Rorke take the L, you were wrong
Treating myself to a little incel coffee after my little incel walk
>>218457088>>218457072>>218457030>>218456999Why are you continuing this "argument" when >>218456966 was a misclick
>>218456889You said it lad, glad you're owning up to your failures
The Cardigans - Lovefool
>>218457124because the mistake was rectified you fraggle
>>218456999>Police seized my phone for an unrelated reason to look for evidence. because he was involved in some other crime you stupid cunt
>>218456991It's important to follow your dreams
>>218457094Be quiet. Poof.
getting a bit weird how involved some of you are in this caching scenario
British police officers have to be signed off by the local mosque lol
>>218457024Shouldn't really post jump scares lad, it not 2005 any more
Sup bros. Gonna go out in a min
>>218457170rotten to the core. dead country.
>>218457137shes perfect
who are you supporting brit?
You don't hate the state enough
>>218457137Have to say I'm not a fan of the cameltoe clothes the zoomers are wearing. Liked it when they did the bum seam thing, don't really want to see lip definition. Some things are better left to the imagination.
>>218457209Egypt since they have fewer 'gers
>>218457189WAY too big
>>218457209senegalnorth africans always dive and i don't like it
>>218457225>cameltoe
>>218457209Got better things to do than watch men run about in tight shorts
>>218457209senegal
>>218457214>>218457260mad how this game came out three years ago and somehow nobody noticed until now
>>218457262Fuck off bradders
i made that bradley
www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
>>218457189birds with massive tits like this absolutely reek because of the collected dried sweat under their boobs and fat foldsit smells absolutely vile
>>218457308we saw it the first time rorke
might get a dvorak keyboard
might move to china
>>218457189
*makes bear noises*
>>218457331would love to wash her with my tongue
>>218457369sceasmign
might get a cthulhu keyboard
>>218457000That's just bollocks, fuck right off
The upcoming ChatGPT update was trained exclusively on Mousey's posts
BBQ pulled pork and chips at Enfield Town £7.80
please stop arguing you're scaring the umbunnies
>>218457439UM x
>>218457374ahehehehahahahaa bear is it? well.... i've met a few of you in my time. pair up with me now tp defeat this prey more easily (the /brit/ thread) or face the full force of my bark.... and bite.i am the cackling jackalahehehehahahaha
>>218457438Sick of this gay shitGet a pie
>>218457157No one puts the exact day they started/stopped working for an employer on a CVYou just put Nov 2019 - Jan 2023, Jan 2023 - Present, etc.
>>218457394What is that exactly
>>218457457chills
>>218457457Really fucking gay as fucking shit post this
professional tennis at the highest level is becoming something of a clown show every week there's some new game show shit to attract zoomers
>>218457457forgot "the" in the name and made a typo, gimmick ruined and over, sorry everyone for ruining our good time forever with this. i know how popular the cackling jackal character had become..
>>218457213Didn't realised he were based like that
>>218457457>tpReally killed the immersion for me 3/10
>>218457209Don't like this game why does the bunny have to cry at the end :(
>>218457488not sure why you posted this without any amusing examplesdo you think /brit/ is deeply concerned with the state of tennis
should i have tofu or beans in my burritos?
>>218456685Guy recording needs to get checked for ticks. baka white people
>>218457502i'm so so fucking sorry. i'm crying as i tpye
>>218457457fucking screaming!!
Might buy an umbunny cuddly toy
>>218457527>tattoosautomatic 0/10
what did egypt mean by this
>>218457488Funny how 20 years ago men's tennis was dominated by an Alpine Germanic man and a Spaniard, and today it is also dominated by an Alpine Germanic man and a Spaniard.
>>218457488So? Doesn't really impact the actual game does it
>>218457573but the new ones have zero aura
>>218457569Problem with Senegal is they try and walk it in
ahehehehehahahait's a rare moment that i, the cackling jackal, will ever come to you, /brit/ with my proverbial (and literal) tail between my legs.but if you all can forgive me, the cackling jackal, for forgetting the "the" and making a typo, as if nothing happened, then i shall spare thee.if not?.... well... i am the cackling jackal after all...ahehehehehahahaha
>>218457605alright youve won us back
>>218457600if you're thirsty they throw you in jail
just raped my nan
why is this allowed
>>218457635we should do that to nons but not to whites
>>218457600>I'll take a rum and cokeNO YOU FUCKING WON'T>Alright just a coke thenGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PUB
>>218457632evil post
>>218457624empathy detected.scanning for pro-diversity themes in the empathyscanning..scanning..scanning..no diversity found in empathyexecute the suspect. execute the suspect. execute the suspect.
picking up a faint scent of something both metallic and wolfish but how could that possible be, its not like robotic canines exist right...?
>>218457645need to suck her penis
>>218457647that's racist
what are some good reasons to start eating poo?
>>218457692yh
niggas in London be like>wanna meet up for drinks? >yeah how's Tuesday three weeks from now at 7pm in zone 3?
>>218457600Is there really much of a drinking problem with zoomers?
>>218457688definitely feel i've re-lost the audience with this post but we'll see the reaction (if any)
>>218457704
>>218457710This isn't about alcohol it's about non-alcoholic drinks
>>2184577218 - 3 = 57 - 4 = 3
>>218457721dont knwo what this means
>>218457754why
Look I hate black people but Kevin Heart saying dayum do be kinda funny
>>218457635Yeah whatever I've given upIt's overLearned helplessness and all that
India and Pakistan has low hygiene standards.
>>218457758what a surprise rorke can't do maths
ah yes so australia can ban social media for under 16s but when Britain suggests anything at all the forens are likeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POLICE STATE 1984!!! UR KEKED!!!
officially announcing that im becoming french. ive downloaded duolingo and ill be going to sainsburys for a baguette in a few
>>218457721Captcha is getting ridiculous
>>218457721Irl captcha?
Kind of jealous of escort anon. I couldn't even get it up for an escort. Even with her sucking me. But she was some sort of south American brown mystery mix if she was white I'd have had no issues
it's so hard to keep up my hatred for every single race on the planet how do racists do it do most only pick 1 have I been doing it all wrong
do you think bears and jackals have any relationships beyond pure violence??
>>218457768
>>218457764start at 8cross out 3 squaresnow you're at 5start at 7cross out 4 squaresnow you're at 3
>>218456685man you can just tell by its eyes and movements that it's a stupid fucking animal
>>218457787Which race are you being racist towards atm?
>>218457725Yeah cos the argument is that consumption of non-alcoholic drinks by under 18s in pubs leads to future alcohol problems
>>218457801not really made clear is it
>>218457787how miserable do you need to be to hate all of them? just stick to jeets and find a hobby
Well that’s that Russian bot packed up and thrown away
>>218457799No Idea what mine isIt's such a weird "debt" and they know most will literally never be paid off I do not get the point of it or why they gave us the money
>>218457773I thought the Online Safety Act made the internet safe for children? Why do we need to ban them from social media?
mum told me she used to take shooting exams back when she worked at the bank and had to travel with large sums of money, that makes her officially a better shot than me (I missed like all my shots when we were shooting aks in 10th grade)
>>218457721Bizarre what fucking shite they need to come up with to teach gen alpha how numbers work
>>218457850make the public finances look better than they are
>>218457817that stupid animal could kill you in a second if it so wished
>>218457835well i'm sure that a child taking this test would have learned that method in classif you can't figure out what they're asking for as an adult...
>>218457832but that's a stupid argumentsurely the government isn't full of stupid people
>>218457855Because social media and pornography are different things.
>>218457863Does that mean Russian school kids are legitimate targets?
>>218457863>shooting aks in 10th gradedid they send you to chechnya to have some fun
not got nothing to say but I solved the captcha soalri
>>218457885tard rage is not sometihng to be proud of
>>218457848Was obvious this is what that system was going to be used for
>>218456725>The UK has a sophisticated system for proxying web traffic of offending content to protect the public from accidental exposure. It’s called cleanfeed. An individual would have to intentionally bypass it to access content, it’s not just going to slip in your cache somehow by accident. But I'm not intentionally bypassing anything when some nonce posts it here and I'm exposed to it, so what does this mean?
>>218457888>if you can't figure out what they're asking for as an adult...literally couldn't
dont know where some people get this idea britain was ever a beacon of freedom and free speech in history. We're a grim little island with a dark and cruel history of autocrats killing people on the spot for being Catholic then Protestant then Catholic depending on the season
everyday of my life is just a constant fight
>>218457967surrender
>>218457967Maybe start improving by getting off the paedophile botnet website to post
>>218457791yes... it has happened in the past...but we do not speak of the backal..... nor how he hacks apart his prey......
>>218457855well social media is where they get groomed so it makes sense. not sure how having to take a photo of yourself to access a porn site has anything to do with it though.
>>218457928Anyone who takes money from the Russian government should be permanently banned from the UK considering
dont find china a threat to global order at all if im honest with you. feels like a forced meme and we've been itching for a fight with them since 2008
NEVER A MAN HAS SEEN THE BACKAL UP CLOSE AND LIVEDI PLEAD WITH YOU ALLAVOID THE BACKAL
add me to the screenshot reddit
Just had my arshole ravaged by a balverine
it's that time when /brit/ is a mix of the toilers from the day and the mentally ill finally awake are all mingled in the same threads I call it rush hour
>>218458044are you the backal? as i'm now quite concerned..
now whys this ren fella being so mean to poor stimpy
can't say i've ever had a tamale or know how to create one
Creasing at FNG saying Jebafson
I wish i could be loved
Chelsea XI: Sanchez; Acheampong, Fofana, Chalobah, Cucurella; Santos, Fernandez; Estevao, Joao Pedro, Neto; GuiuArsenal XI: Kepa; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, White; Odegaard, Zubimendi, Rice; Saka, Gyökeres, Trossard.
concerned to let my son hardeep go to school tomorrow with all this talk of the backal. how am i as a mum supposed to know he's safe?
>>218458088
rorke trying to eat the corn husk
i really dont understand japanese people. they use grunting noises to communicate a lot of the time like ASSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO and OOOOOOOOOOOO MUGISHIMA MASTAAAAAAAA and they'll bow their heads.
>>218458107What exactly is happening rn and what is a backal?
>>218458094had totally forgotten till this post lol and i'm a supposed arsenal fan. thanks mate!
I'm high IQ and competent if I want to be but I've just never had a job that deserves anything but my contempt.
big eyes... gangly...
>>218458122I look nothing like this and do nothing like this
Happy now leftypol?
>>218458084kek this is me!
>>218458149the backal is a beast you needn't worry about from the comparatively safe and calm lands of brazil
>>218458137They make noises with their mouths? To communicate?! Mad cunts
Could be a happening tonight. I expect so. Iran maybe? And who knows how Greenland is going. They just had a meeting.
Avoid Gary Eats`newYouTube video Ok ..IthasGreeno EatsinItWho Is Rubbish
boirguhs for dindins
>>218458173ik ook
MUMMA
>>218458094How many of those players are English?
>>218458173i'd certainly put my vlaard in her broek if you get what i mean
just seen that post
>>218458179But i want to understand what is going on :(Miss anon seemed pretty concerned about her child because of it
>>218458195Got the Agenda-Free TV lined up just in case
>>218458137We do the same you're just oblivious to itOoohHmm...Ermm?YeahhhAhh...Whaaat?
american chickens lay white eggs cos they're fucked in the head
>>218458195Hang on
>>218458213how do they do it
>>218458216There's Ngubu right there
>>218458216Acheampong, Chalobah, White, Rice*, Saka
>>218458189Yeah do you know anyone else that makes noises like that to communicate? When you're at the pub with your mates (lol) and you have some bad news to tell, your friends dont cartoonishly grunt OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and dejectedly look down at the table like a defeated anime character
>>218458234British chickens don't lay eggs?
>>218458248That's him bodied mate
>>218458221all you need to know, is this:that when the backal appears, you must run. and run, and run, and run.
>>218458268british chickens lay brown eggs just like me
>>218458173Who?
>>218458216There are many black English players in the Premier League but Rorke will deny they're English because racists online have told him that only white people can be English
Denmark giving away Greenland, EU to monitor
How does Leftypol feel about what's going on in Iran?
>>218458246Extensive plastic surgery
>>218458281Oh...But how do i know the backal appeared?
arabs down i repeat arabs down
isnt that the dutchoid that married a wog
Just ate 1kg tub of Greek Yoghurt. 0% fat luckily. Feeling full now. Ughhhhhhh.
bollocks smell like arse
i gave away green land myself once yep....meaningng my engkand, and meaning to FOREGINERS
>>218458313>0% fat luckily.Just a load of fucking sugar then, fab
>There are many black English players in the Premier League but Rorke will deny they're English because racists online have told him that only white people can be English
What's your breakfast of choice fellas? I have porridge but might switch to high protein pancakes
>>218458288
>>218458313Good luck shitting it out later
just had a massive craving for curryneed a cardamom pod immediately
>>218458288Do you actually believe black people can be british?
>>218458339>only white people can be Englishbut unironically
>0% fatLmfao weight watchers meme.
>>218458330It lactose
>>218458349porridgeoccasionally fried eggs and rice
>>218458305well that's kind of the think mate he's got the poise and stealth of a jackal but the raw aggression and killing power of a bear. so you're basically fucking if he appears and if you manage to even notice and then get away, you're still left with a lifetime of trauma after witnessing such a beast. so is there really a way to ever actually escape the backal?...
>>218458349coffee
>>218458349don't eat breakfast unless i'm at a hotel
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
>>218458349bowl of granola with milk and honey, one slice of marmite toast for main course toast one slice of jam for pudding
>>218458383thing* backal gimmick ruined too, it's just not my day
Keir Starmer is an ass muncher
>>2184583492 bread slices with strawberry jam and ricotta cheese + coffee with milk and cinnamon + banana or any other seasonal fruit :)
>>218458409Haha yeah Bart shows his willy in that one innit
>>218458261Acheampong... Welsh?
>>218458383and fucked* not fuckingregardless of my typos though i do urge you to beware the backal for he is real, and is coming for you
>>218458446yes and a choir boy
me? coffee and a smokeI'm a pretentious wanker you see
priti patel stroking my shaved head and telling me i dont need to toil anymore
>>218458414Who ate all the fucking pies
So that’s settled once and for all: Mane > Salah
>>218458383That seems terrible...
>>218458470PHWOOOAAAARRRR DING DONG
>>218458310Salah bros...
>>218458482das it
>>218458469wouldn't call moderate stimulant addiction pretentious unless the pretence involves biological slavery
>>218458200He`s Giving sensible Advice .. OK?
would be funny if i won £1,000,000 on the Premium Bonds draw
>>218458469I know a Frenchie who eats the same
>>218458529screaming!!
>>218458543>>218458543>>218458543
>>218458361There are many black Brits regardless of what I believe
the results are in
>>218458563ambiguous question, terrible graphicOf course I pronounce it. It's not a silent r. Otherwise it would be a homophone of am
>>218458510BlessedPost !!
>>218458662big love sir <33
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>>218462024in the Netherlands they made pig's cheese a few years agoapparently extremely difficult to produce because pigs HATE being milked that's as exotic as cheese gets
