italian tit cow edition
poo sub edish
The new.
what would actually have me cackling jackally would be my life not being shit
Just saw the new 28 years later part II. Very good movie, liked it a lot. A man had a seizure in the theatre and it was scary cause he was grunting like a zombie.
Rorke be like>He can't be British because... he just CAN'T, okay?!
>>218458543I look like that
cannot imagine how many jfs this dogshit edition is gonna attract
>>218458613Post tatas
>>218458543Very grating demeanour
>>218458632boobies
>>218458604Yeah
>>218458604CorrectHe actively hates native people by the way
just woke up
>>218458563>ambiguous question, terrible graphicOf course I pronounce it. It's not a silent r. Otherwise it would be a homophone of am
ciao friends
>>218458664looks like my dad
Hang on you can't post actual tits there you bloody dog
Humans evolved around the year 2000. Generation Z. They're more evolved.
>>218458679addio
>>218458594obviously meant to imply whether it's rhotic or not
Can i sleep with you guys tonight? I'm feeling nervous...
well?
don't care for anyone who has no childhood memories of a time before the internet
>>218458666He is British whether you believe he is or not>He actively hates native peopleNobody is really "native" to anywhere. All humans originated in Africa, and humans are descended from organisms that probably lived elsewhere, such as in the sea.
cleaning my arse with a tooth brush
>>218458727>He is British whether you believe he is or notNope
>>218458666So it’s ok to hate and genocide Māori and aboriginal and native Americans but as soon as Mr Chester Buckingham gets a whisker on his chinny chin chin insulted it’s a crime?
Rewatching the FIFA world cup 2006 semi final between Italy and Germany, what a fucking team Italy had
>>218458714okay :3
>>218458741
>>218458741zero maori genocides occurred ever
>>218458741>Māori and aboriginal and native AmericansLiterally fuck all to do with me, this country or this general, wtf lolOff you pop with that bollocks
>>218458720i've heard he busts men with speed and aggression unlike any to come before him...
Hello ^.^
>>218458741go eat a Moriori mate
>>218458727>All humans originated in AfricaI know you are trolling but this has been debunked mate
wish minced chicken was a thingsick of giving my money to big turkey
>>218458758bet 1 quid on this match with my grandad and lost as a wee nipperput me off gambling for life
Rorke having a gigamelty over…*checks notes*Lenny Henry. Ah yes…
Going down to the bowling alley for a slush if anyone wants anything?
>>218458776well, other than the bull man, that is.when those two meet.... it's like watching mozart v beethoven.
>>218458563this is depressingbring back rhoticism to the isles
>>218458727>Nobody is really "native" to anywhere.Do you hold this view when it comes to colonization?
is the gigmelty in the room with us now
Sir Lenny "Nigger" Henry
ah yes the "genocide" of the abbos and maori "people". absolutely nothing to do with settlers getting raided and kidnapped and police going to find them and a shootout happened when they wouldnt hand them over (99% of all documented genocide events)
might get the twitch on
>>218458840Settle down, fella
there should be different words for ethnically english people and non-white english peoplelike in russian they have russkii and rossiiskii
lenny henry thinks white people should give £18 trillion to black people, he very obviously doesn't view himself as being part of my group so why should I be forced to think that
Sir Henny Lenry
>>218458879could just call them wogs
eating a barbecue and coleslaw sandwich
>>218458872thats you done
>>218458879english and "british"
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v28X1BgVPZU
>>218458840Shame how much communists have distorted and for lack of a better word raped history
>>218458840as a non australian 200 years later i can safely say i don't care any more
>>218458840ah yes the "genocide" of the english and irish "people". absolutely nothing to do with immigrants getting raided and kidnapped and the paki police going to find them and a shootout happened when they wouldnt hand them over (99% of all documented genocide events)
>>218458632this bitch has the most ridiculous androgynous superhipsthe entire fucking pelvis is like 60 centimetres
Lenny Henry is not a white man
>That's you done
get the caffeine and nicotine consumed in reckless amountsget the heart rate through the roof
>>218458879english and transenglish
>>218458910oooooh yessss
>>218458735Anybody who has British citizenship is British>>218458793>Homo sapiens first evolved in Africa more than 300,000 years ago.>For a long time, our species was exclusively African. But over hundreds of thousands of years, Homo sapiens started to push out into Arabia, Asia and eventually the rest of the world.https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/when-how-did-modern-humans-homo-sapiens-spread-out-of-africa.htmlEven if it turns out that humans originated elsewhere, like in Europe or Asia, the point is that our ancestors moved around. I doubt there is any Brit today whose entire collection of ancestors (including non-human ones) were all born within the land that is now the UK.
just uninstalled onedrive
rorke watching Cats and enjoying it
guy who thinks androgynous means female
so we're all supporting nigera later right?
>>218458960>including non-human onesLol what? yeah I don't think life originated in Britain. I don't know where the cosmic soup was located
Lenny Henry's parents thinking two white names will make their kid grow up normal
>>218458960>Anybody who has British citizenship is BritishCan i be British too?
>>218458832Colonisation is usually where a rich and powerful class moves to a country and tries to take control of that country right? It's bad if a wealthy class controls an area and subjugates its inhabitants, regardless of the ethnicities involved.
>>218458988wtf afcon is still going on
i've not watched a single movie or show that she's injust like seeing her tits and ass is all
my head hurtsmaybe because i slept too much
>>218459006t. Régis Le Bris
Leftypol watching Cuties and enjoying it
>>218459002why is it bad?
>>218459007Wanna lick the wrinkles on her bumhole
hate my job and my life
Actual genocide:>systematic slaughter based on ethnicity>concentration camps>pogroms>industrial scale murderWhat Rorke thinks is genocide:>Nice Asian family with two kids moves in to the council house next to his
>>218459006It ends on Sunday
that girl's fat, bet she smells bad
>Number of people killed during Iran's crackdown soars to over 3,000
Egypt played so shit the nafris in the illegal stream chat stopped being racist to the sub-saharans and started being racist to Egyptians
>>218459047change the channel spaki
>>218458988no i dont like nigerians
Why are these natives raiding us bruh, all wes be doing is taking they source of survival and shieet cuh. We gis dem the bible we do we do, we rape they daughters and enslave them so I don’t see why they don’t just abandon they culture and accept Jesus Christ and materialism like us. Shieeet man, momma gonna whoop my British ass when she hear about dis mane
>>218458991Yeah, including non-human ancestors>>218458996If you get British citizenship>>218459035Who wants to be subjugated by a wealthy and powerful elite?
>>218459044get a new jobchange your life
>>218459087flashbacks to my asian uni mates meals
why are there no women organised crime groups? Like 99.99999% of all organised crime is men And it’s not like women don’t commit crime either because they do
why do timmies love sydney sweeney so much?
>>218459087pasta a la todger
>>218459104The only viable way for me to get a British citizenship is to mary a Britbro...
>>218458994ethnically non-british people having british names was one of the reasons it sort-of worked for so long. if all these new immigrants changed names it would be hugely beneficial to the opinions around them. but the new ones don't care about the culture here so they likely wouldn’t anyway.
>>218459121Women can't function in larger groups, they would literally kill eachother
>>218459122she shags jewish men what's not to love
>>218458988why do so many of them support arsenal
>>218458944Just looked this lad up and he's lost a lot of weight and seems normal now and seems to have a gf with big boobas
>>218459073Why are you watching Afcon on dodgy streams lad it’s on Channel 4 for free
>>218459135Give it a shot, go on a date with a Brit
>>218459121Patriarchy
>>218459104Many people explicitly do, but that's irrelevant to the conversation.Can you answer the question?
>>218459111how x
>>218459121>women>organised
>>218459122huge mystery
>>218459159the chat is where the real action is
why do incels on here pretend to be non white?
i miss zeidy
>>218459162Do you want to go on a date with me?
Actual gimmicks:>poo seal>big brad>looking to the sky and enjoy the life>Ok I will eat this!!What Rorke thinks is a gimmick:>i fucking hate pakis rarara
Sydney Sweeney is the Marilyn Monroe of our time
so anti-western countries ever find it weird that literally all of them are non-democracies that brutally persecute the public?
>>218459193makes rorke seethe and that’s funny
She's died
>>218459121women get money from men they don't need to commit crimes
>>218459208thats the natural state of mankind
>>218459203she's also the biggest magnet for primed bbc that's ever been born
>>218458543she's too hot to be shitalian
>tfw non-paki muzzie
>>218459226accept
a mere seven standing hours today despite waking up before 6am
>>218458632Does she ever get these humongous tits out on what?
just sold all my stock crash incoming
>>218459234hello my redheaded friend
>>218459121>it’s not like women don’t commit crime either because they doYeah but the type of crime they commit is all emotional stuff. I guess it’s just biology, same reason women outnumber men in jobs like nursing and teaching small children
>>218459219send them down the mines
>>218459203If Marilyn Monroe had FAS
is the lad that's going to cheat on his wife with his ex-girlfriend via linkedin here?
saw the strangest billboard today
>>218459232>implying italian women aren't all 9/10s at worstyou can't lie to me giuseppe
>>218459232Did we say you could come into this thread?
ive wasted so much time staring at screens what a waste of a life
>>218459250Google down?
might fire up the new kenji while i wait for my veg to air fry
>>218459272did you? what was on it?
>>218459258what's your next move? feel like i missed the boat on metals
>>218459201>>stolen from reddit>>forced and not funny>>forced and not funny>>deadNice list
>she's also the biggest magnet for primed bbc that's ever been born
WHAT THE BUMBAAA????!!!!
>>218459295video of a woman thrusting her penis into a pumpkin
>>218459303
leftymong on the paedo botnet again
>>218459316that is a very strange billboard tbfsounds erotic though
>>218459121I'd imagine it's similar to why the majority of notorious serial killers are men; society coddles women to the point where very few feel the need to turn to large scale crime or are so consumed by whatever trauma they endured as children that they grow up to be serial killers
glod
>>218459250Yeah, pic related
>>218459281just imagine the future where that's been their entire lives AND they don't know any better AND they are fed roper bollocks 24/7 about nonsensewould have been ideal to be born on the 40s bit we've probably got it better than they willjust a shame that being hypothetically better off than people who don't yet exist doesn't make it any more bearable in the here and now really isn;t it mate!
>>218459121women do organised fraud
>>218459232I want to have sex with 16 year old Italian girls
Alessandro Del Piero... now THAT was a player
>>218459281I'll probably die staring at a screen
The United States of America.
Got 30 quid on Nigeria :D
>>218459301think you'll find the lil goat saying looking to the sky has taken on a life of its own since my intial (and very positively met) introduction of it
>>218459307his back is fucked up because the muscles there never grew properly right?
>Sydney Sweeney>Zendaya>Jenna Ortega>Mikey Madison>Millie Bobbie Brown>Dua Lipa>Billie Eilish>Sabrina Carpenter>Shapelle Roan>Kylie JennerI hate literally every female celebrity in their 20sThey all unfathomably annoying to me and I don't want to shag them one bit.
>>218459403I don't think I will
>>218459278but i like it here :(
https://youtu.be/MbGUeu6cv2M?dTOGNs-6UeIhpjdJ
>>218459403think you'll find nobody asked nigga
>>218459419um dua lipa is 30 x
all ugly beasts except are Dua
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Asda>group of lads>one of them wearing a shadow moses island shirt (from metal gear)>say alright big boss>lad looks confused>say "from metal gear">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from metal gear solid">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughingWhy wear a t-shirt if you don't get the reference or where it's from? Fucking dumb zoomer freaks
overwatch juno
>>218459450Fascinating
heres a better webm
UMPKIN
>>218459475
>rice for breakfastYou disgust me
>>218459472you've been fucking fultoned here
>>218459419>>Sydney SweeneyLeng>>ZendayaMunted>>Jenna OrtegaMunted>>Mikey MadisonWho?>>Millie Bobbie BrownIdk but her name sounds like someone from a council estate >>Dua LipaMunted>>Billie EilishLeng>>Sabrina CarpenterMunted>>Shapelle RoanMunted>>Kylie JennerIdk
Seen a lad with a Moracco flag posting in another threadwhat's all that about then. people nipping down to Morocco now for Holiday yeah??
>>218459419project woke succeeding and making young women unfuckable turning us gay
watching girl with the dogs wash another dog for 45 minutes
can we slow down on the posting I can't keep up
>>218459472should have followed them out and started bashing their heads in with an iron rod
>>218459506>Who?The Asian looking Jewish woman being forced everywhere Think she's the one that got eaten by a dog in the last Tarantino movie
>>218459472unc making an absolute show of himself in the baked beans aisle :skull:
>>218458758I remember watching this round me gf’s house, great match for a low scorer
>>218459472unc is sharing his embarassing stories for NO reason.
>>218459475saw a picture of her about to get shagged by a penis the other daynot sure what that was about
>>218459472>say alright big bossResponse in America:"Hey buddy how ya doin"
>>218459475sex
>>218459519mental how yanks spend more money grooming their dogs than I do grooming myself
Catberg hates my girlfriend lol She fully gives the little fella the ick
>>218459171Subjugating people is immoral>>218459198If you're a woman between the ages of 18 and 45 then I might consider it
>>218459472something similar happened to me>in home bargains getting their cheap deodorant >bunch of zoomerettes beside me>one of them is wearing a final fantasy vii hoodie>loudly hum the final fantasy victory music>they laugh and walk offFucking whores
>>218459403I created that meme niggaStop trying to take the credit
>>218459554>not sure what that was aboutsex
>>218459543Fabio Cannavaro... now THAT was a centre back
>>218459597not a good sign
>>218459439stay a while ;)
>>218459519Is that normal you have to stay at the groomer's the whole time?
>>218459620She's mine mate back off
Why are Tesco ads so purposeful grotesque nowadays?
>>218459605Why is it? What moral code? Is it objective?
>>218459597dump her immediately
it wasterday
it is yeah
>>218459657give an example
Incels fighting over who posted a stock image first oh my days
>>218459623Not as good as their 90s side though
>>218459616evil spirit! fuck off
we've all downloaded the jude bellingham app right
>>218459711nah still on the jeremy renner app me
>>218459678
remember when /mu/ was good
>>218459711Who?
We will purchase it for $700 billion
thing is with the threadmeister is that you can really rile him up by just suggesting he's not improving the thread
>>218459737i'm yung lean u can be bladee
they puit brown people and gays in christmas adverts to try to humanise them but we all know the truth
>>218459752fuck off /brit/ is not for sale
>>218459738/mu/ is one of the worst boards on this site
>>218459738the trips on old school /mu/ were the best
>>218459738only ever posted properly here and on sp aside from drunken knob posting on cock rate threads on soc
so bored
>>218459762i've found that after one or two posts he cottons on and tells me to fuck off
Was born in 2007, me
>>218459661I guess it's my opinion that subjugating people is immoral, just like if I say "coffee tastes good", that's also my opinion
can we admit that some brown people are alright
same thing happened to me>>in B&M getting some candles, a 500 piece lego set and a 24 packet family pack of walkers meat flavours crisps>>bunch of zoomers beside me>>all of them re dressed up as mario luigi the mushroom one etc>>go its-a-me Mario! Here we go! Bing Bing wahoo!>>they're on the floor in laughing fits one says I am serving cunt Fucking hate the lot of them fucking zoomers
>>218459818me after watching a single episode of Travel Man with Richard Ayoade
>>218459818like who?
>>218459818brown like white latinos?
>>218459738Wahey
Lads, I feel a bit calmer about the escort situation now. I think she does want me to see her regularly, but I keep second guessing.My only questions are:1. When should I aim for our next meeting? I was thinking Sunday 25th January. Problem is she is quite popular and seems to get booked up fast. Don't want to message her again too soon.2. How can I stop thinking about her so much? It's hard because she is basically everything I like in a woman.
>>218459840>double >>alright zoom zoom
>>218459506CEO of gay.com:
>>218459818yeah if everyone was denzel from ofah there wouldnt be any issue
>>2184598162004 here, it only gets worse, im sorry.
>>218459818in their own countries
>>218459814you have to use another person's gimmick against him to get the best out of him
only thing you should aim for is the roof of your mouth you fucking annoying runt
>>218459862ainsley
>>218459818Like >>218459809?It's a nice picture, which famously only good people are able to take. So I'll give you that
>>2184598161990 me
'97 baby here. I listen to Nickelback and fucking party *shrugs*.
>>218459875
xiaomi .. device connecting to ..twitch servers....
spaino was posting cp on /sp/ again last night
might watch the footy. something to do innit
going to be 40 in the summerreckon i simply must be the oldest brit poster
>>218459943
I'm cold
>>218459893it doesn't work he's desensitised. when he starts trying to save /brit/ i just post gay stuff to try and give people the impression that his point is moot and it's beyond saving
>>218459738I miss it
No-one will be laughing when I do what I do
he hasn't been posting on /uma/ lately :/
>>218459954no you won'tno it isn'tbe quiet
>>218459871got the CD of this and the optical illusion doesn't really work in real life
Health minister Ashley Dalton said in a Parliamentary answer:>“The Government will explore measures to regulate access to no and low-alcohol products in line with other alcoholic beverages, including prohibiting sales to individuals under the age of 18 years old.”The government said in its ‘Ten Year Health Plan‘ last year – supposedly a big deal:>“We will support further growth in the no- and low-alcohol market.”It has so far done nothing except suggest banning its consumption for 16 and 17-year-olds, who number 1.6 million.
>>218459871Got the vinyl of this and it's trippy mane
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
Any artists in?
housemates asked me to stop cooking so much stinky ethnic food
>>218459969you're him aren't youyou're trying to defend yourself by pretending to be an evil adversary
How about you all F off!
>>218460058*raises hand*
Another GIF?Excellent
its burrito timelashed a bit of coconut sriracha in there phwoar
>>218460002he's asleep he was up until noon GMT
wondering what i can add to my pizza to make it more cheeky
>>218460048look mate i get that the 666 in the filename is your whole point but it's also what makes it obvious that it's a denigration attempt>>218460065as the poet skepta said, that's not me
the fuck is a threadmeister
>>218460083What art do you make?
>>218460130draw sputing bbc's on the wall with my poo
>>218460128heard it's lord swastika's kind-hearted nephew
Is a woman liking Sylvia Plath a red flag?
I love 'The Threadmeister'
>>218460158yeah if you hate women
>>218460130music
I love all of you <3
>>218460161No.... Noooo.... He is pure cringe! Disavow him. Join me....
>>218460115AnchoviesCapersOlive oil Pickled peppersParmesan Balsamic Grated Italian oreganoChili oilHoney Pineapple
>>218460168luv u 2 !!
>>218460041I love governments I remember during covid times when I read a report where the government found out the UK is 2nd biggest importers of wine on the entire planet only behind China. The market was worth like £60 billion. It said basically until the time of the report the government was completely unaware of this.
threadmeister is another spaino character btw
>>218460128just another cry for attention from the sad lad who spams gimmicks all day
business idea: booze and fags
>>218458543Would you consider this a good drawing?
>>218460191I mean... join LORD SWASTIKA, who can give you power..... i am no one.... but a lowly part of the /brit/folk....... yes.......
oh its just some dreadfully unfunny "gimmick" you oldfag losers are reminiscing about get a life ffs
>>218460195'chovies in oil are basedmight do that then have anchovy toast tomorrow with the rest in the jar
>>218460220elephants are grey
>>218460220yeah
>Let me get this straight, is anyone here NOT a Spaino character?
>>218460241feeling left out mate?
>>218460213it hurts to witness it
>>218460220I love it
>>218460244for me it's mixing the 'chovies with scrambly egg
>>218460273struck a nerve?
Meltdown
dogs should have eight legs
>>218460245consider, if you would, the poo elephant
well i've started to feel the tide for me emotionally is turning now with several people going after my silly posts so the fun is gone and i'll be stopping my posting. love to you all
threadmeister vibes from this
FINALLY
bros emotionally invested in shitposting
NEW>>218460362>>218460362>>218460362
can i fiucking post now you SALGS
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>218459597maybe lissen to him
