chocolate edish
First for Dua xDua subedish
nth for the holodem
>>218468657good subedish x
dua lipa stole my wallet outside a train station in rome
>>218468688she deserves it
>duahomosexual>holodem/gyaldem spammeroff to a good start
>>218468701It's spaki m8
>>218468723there is more than one poster in this general
just masturbated
>>218468701I am NOT homosexualWon't tell you again>>218468723Don't ever associate me with that paedo freak
>>218468618Do black women have BBP's (big black pussies)?
I can smell that my roommate's guest is using my conditioner in the shower right now
>>218468752
>>218468743ktim
>>218468781SCREAM
>>218468800imagine we nutted at the same time lol how cool would that be
sad(note: apparently its 'skelf' in scotland)
>>218468781
>>218468833I call it "farpa"
>>218468618peng peng peng peng peng
>>218468618trust you soupbrained freaks to hyperfocus on the one black woman in history with no arse
always found it odd how black people's soles and palms are whiter than the rest of their bodies
i dont get it, if you cant buy guns in britain, then how come the peaky blinders have guns?
Goodnight team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmI_FT4YHU
>>218468916Gun licences were only introduced in the mid-1990s after a paedophile shot up a primary school
>>218468962Rape victims often return to their sites of trauma and to relive their experiences
>>218468890NZ posted a superfine black lady last night with glasses, I didn't save her. Should have saved her.
>>218468924night!!
>>218468974
>>218468988That's her! Should have saved that one
any diddy disciples in chat
I hope AI destroys humanity ngl
>>218468997*raises hand*
>>218469010it won't but it will rape you
want choccy milk
furiously itching my arse
>>218468618>>218468988>>218469017good thread
watching ghostbuster (1884)
Already took one shit today, bad enough that I went through half a roll of toilet paper and had to hop in the shower to hose myself down right after. Thought I was in the clear for at least a couple of days but already shitting again not three hours later
>>218469041ktim arse is always itchy at night
>>218468769BBP BBP BBP!
>>218469081Get the fibre scranned
this is an outrage. give disney their oscar now!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cis57hC3KcMChatGPT doesn't understand shit. It's just yappin.
Wish I could buy my childhood home and live in it again Is that pathetic of me?
>>218469161walt disney :3
Can i get a hug? I'm feeling quite blue today
hope the english language goes extinct in my lifetime
>>218469220I moved into this house when I was 2 years old
>>218469238go out and get some sun lad that's not healthy for you
I find Germans to be rather unimpressive
can't stop burping
>>218469220Mine was a great house on a good block of land, dad was a fuck up and lost it to gambling debts. It's now worth 4 times what they got for it back then. I would have got that shit when they died I was robbed
>>218469262What about the French
>>218469267Take an antiacid
>>218469229
>>218469281Thanks, britbro. You're very kind :)
>>218469229Imagine what it would be like to have someone to have physical contact with whenever you wantednot sexual contact, just like, idly running their fingers along your arm and stuff.
>>218469314Dear lord... It would be like a dream.
Realistically we'll have to kill loads of them you know
*signals to the plainclothes in the corner*
>>2184693308 months until the big spiders come back
*surreptitiously alerts GCHQ*
Got some peanuts but it’s a bad batch so now im just hungry and kind of depressed
>>218469339What is wrong about them?Also, i just got a"find the image that contained the object on the right" captcha with no object at all. Wtf...
>>218469351that would be upsettinglike when you're eating a bag of good nuts and you're not looking and you throw a bad one in your mouth
i very rarely eat peanuts
They want to reforest much of Scotland but theres too many deer and they destroy the young treesI feel like they simply aren't trying hard enough, why don't they just use barbed wire
>>218469362That’s why you’re the way you are
I frequently eat peanuts
>>218469368Why not replant grown trees and/or cull deer Invite some Americans over and the problem will be solved promptly
>>218469368Have you tried using scarecrows? i know they're made to scare pidgeons or whatever, but maybe it works on deer too.
Unceasing coughTrapped wind Headache I've been ill for nearly a week ffs
>>218469358Just figure out which of the options contains an object that doesn't appear in any of the others. Kuro never displays the object
>>218469376Americans would cause havoc for the local wildlife
>>218469386Ahhhh
>>21846939320 old dudes with their ww2 vet dads Remington will clear out the deer in all of Scotland in a week
>>218469383Lad, go to the hospital, please!
Feel bad for accusing that guys sister of killing her baby earlier
>>218469383>trapped windim sure when ziedy wakes up in 4 hours he could suggest a cure for this
>>218469421how do you deal with regret? because i regret so many things.
>>218469450I just push it down into the depths of my soul like the other 20 odd years of regrets and trauma until it pours over every couple years
>>218469450go ride my horse through the pampas of patagonia
I think I'm having a depressive episode again bc i'm feeling miserable since after Christmas
nothing like a nice tight hairless twatcan't believe i haven't had sex since last year
>>>/gif/30109249
>>218469480I'm a virgin
>>218469474you'll be finebad feelings disappear over time
>>218469501
>>218469507dude same
>>218469507you have to be over 18 to post here mate. delete this
Can’t wait for my next testosterone shot this one must’ve worn off a few days early cause I’ve been feeling like shit
Please stop simping for racists.
>>218469507being a virgin is kind of the cool thing now, all these non-virgins are uncs.>>218469526hows your transition going?
>>218469501IT'S NOT GETTING OUTSIDE AFTER CUM HOLY SHIT
Bro needs backtesting on his false positives
do yous have fucked up teef?
>>218469536I’m not trans im just a little deformed freakish rat-like runt
>>218469507Me too... I'm literally virgin in every aspect even being an adult woman
The name Fitzroy means "son of the king," originating from Anglo-Norman French where "Fitz" means "son of" and "Roy" means "king". It was historically used for illegitimate children of royalty, signifying their noble lineage, and became a surname, famously used for the illegitimate sons of King Henry VIII and King Charles II, as well as for place names and fictional characters
>>218469555So it’s like the bastard surnames in game of thrones
i stopped believing in god when I realised it was just "dog" backwards when you think about it, "G-O-D", "D-O-G"it's like an anagram, but a backwards one, innit and then after that i just stopped worrying about stuff. you only get one go round i reckon, when you're dead, you're dead, so you can spend your time thinking about how things haven't gone perfect or you can just get on with it, have a laugh and thatthat's what i do and am pretty happy.
>>218469597In Judaism we don’t say g-d
Can’t stop farting but all of them are wet
Sir Fitzroy Mousenonce
Air fryers have got to be in the top 3 inventions of the 21st century, impeccable bit of engineering
Tapping away writing my little midnight screeds
>>218469647Fr
>>218469647how does an air frier work? i went to a science place the other day and they use plasma to coat stuff in a metal film, is it like that?
Groklestein sent me on a multimonth gooning bingeIt's still in progress actually
>>218469677mini oventabletop ovenoven but smaller
>>218469683grok was sent from heaven to punish sinners, just like AIDS.
>>218469677It’s a fan above a heating element The fan blows hot air over the food and cooks it Usually an air fryer is faster than a convection oven and smaller so it’s better
>>218469683>gooning to softcore ai slop
>>218469704>>218469694cool.
>>218469740people here unironically do the chud reaction if you tell them you're a neet
>>218469542no
>>218469542No mumsie got me braces as a teen
>>218469597unc thought he ate with this post but he crashed out fr
>>218469706I usually finish to a 4k closeup of some guys taint while he pounds his footlong floppy cock into a girls gnarled minge and they both wail like dying animalsSo it's not that THAT pathetic really
Any man have any ideas about "dance except"
Pussy changed rorke
>>218469888
>>218469542yea mine are fucked. mum never took us to the dentist as kids
The wind is whipping outside and it’s scaring meWinter is coming
peer reviewing a poo
>>218469985i miss the wind, keeps the bad thoughts away.
The line city being built in Saudi Arabia is actually pretty cool ngl
Wish I had even one excellent trait
>>218470056The idea of thousands of indians working like slaves in the middle of the desert is really funny to me
>>218470056>The line city being builtanon, l...
I've been on bennies for 4 years. Mad that
>>218469842sauce?
>>218470074Well whatever it's a cool concept Imagine a city like that following the contur of a river with a forest on the side
>>218470091wish i knew
>>218470066i had almost perfect memoy when i was 13-16, could recall everything in the last month without problem, every conversation, everything i wrote, everything i did, everything i ate.It mostly just made me lazy, didnt need to study because i could remember the teacher explaining the subject in his own words, didnt have to make calculations because i just remembered a time in the past i made the calculation and just mechanically wrote the result.Last year of highschool my memory worsened a lot and i barely passed, then college came and it kicked my ass, i had to learn how to actually study and learn things.Point of my story, is that a lot of these traits you read about online sometimes seem like if you had them you would be unstoppable, but in reality your life would probably be the same because you end up using them as a crutch.
The Holocaust Let's be honestThey had it coming
>>218470265i have no appetite for that sort of thing. for me its peace and prosperity
>>218470265What did we do to deserve it
>>218470265don’t care tbqh
>>218470287You're always meddling in things
>>218470265look i'm not saying that 270k deaths of old age and typhus wasn't a tragedyi'm just not sure why it means that we're not allowed to have a country anymore
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
get them out of cities being bombed get them in holiday camps
>>218470284hear hear!
>>218470320was a lot more than 270k though
>>218470450ehhh
stop playin' with 'em, RIOT~
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guySpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)
big guy
woke up and immediately thought about her award
get the clues gainedget the lives sorted
Getting blacked
Lol, ban Jews from your city for fear of upsetting your Muslim majority with fake evidenceWaaaah why is everyone out to get me
>>218470580s
>>218470639shalom
>>218470639What a load of shit, being forced to walk a tight rope between inbred Muslims that don't belong in Britain and inbred jews that don't belong in Britain. Ultimate cucked race the Bongs.
Doing the haka on a niggers willy
>>218470774>>>42347659
looking at this girl's ass and just don't know what to say might stick my tongue out and shake my head
>>218470639right well no jews were banned there's loads of jews in birminghamfootball hooligans were banned
>>218470639they should sack him for being a lazy bastard. it's a shame there will be no repercussions for the community that forced his hand
>>218470864lol
>>218470864Me-ow
big weekend plans?
>>218470773Fatty, you are 50% white and have a Muslim mayor of New York
thought my laptop will arrive today but now it says it will arrive on 19th fucking fuming also it's now in the worst rated sorting center fuck me
>>218469937ThanksWhat
Welp, this is it lads. We're all going to die because a pedo wants Greenland
>>218470948I don't think that's true
>>218470948Oh shut up
Leftypol wakes up and the first thing he does before anything else is seethe about Orange man. Every single morning.
>>218470808they didnt ban galatasaray or young boys who hit fucking mallen in the head during the match and rioted in the streets after or any other set of hooligans who have behaved exactly the same as tel avivs for years. this whole thing was about avoiding street violence between the mudslimes and the kikes and police lied about their justification every step of the way and everyone knew it villa should go one step further and ban away fans completely if their city cant police football. even better just ban football sure it only leads to community division and domestic violence anyway
ingesting some right wing AI slop
Please tell your women that racism is NOT OK.
>>218470994Oh shut up
wish I could go clubbing again
IT'S OVER YOU GUYS AMERICA IS DOOMED
everything is fake and gay
american twink butts smell like bluebery, campfire smoke and a touch of tobaccoenglish twink butts smell like treacle, orange pekoe tea and tinned fruit
>>218471012concession accepted
>>>/lgbt/42347659
>>218471012Why? He's completely right you know
>>218471014who's stopping you
>>218470994fucking hell not reading all this diatribesack the police man and fuck off tel aviv fans
>>218471037Bouncers won't let you in if you're a smelly little neet or too old
here's a thought: why are israeli teams allowed to participate in european competitions in the first place
>>218471037you're not allowed to ask me that
>>218471058>too oldold people are not refused entry to clubs
big time sloppa
>>218471031Both smell like shit and farts
I'd sniff her farts and eat her stinky poo poo.
storm angelo poretti
>>218471063occupied country
christ is king
that's a weiner dude
can't believe it's friday already
fully dressed myselfmade my coffeebrushed my teethmade my hair look nicedare i say i'm almost ready to go to toil
Catberg sleeping on my bed since it's raining Normally he's out hunting at this time of night
cadberge.....
>homer bimpson
corrr
feel i'm going down10 feet below the ground
Cannot CannotCannot suffer in america
>>218471223that looks smeng tbf
Hungary is pretty much a huge plain
>>218471223corr a house made of mdf
>>218471233>smengu wot
didn't go too well for me ladsi even accidentally clicked saudi arabia when trying to move the map to turkey :(
>>218471223meanwhile a 1 bedroom shack costs $600k+ if you don't want to live in the middle of nowhere
>>218471311screaming at zestimate
>>218471223err... you do realise you can and will get shot in america?
>>218471223alexa look up property taxes in texas
my feet are terribly cold
I'm not much of a lad Actually more of an incel freak to be perfectly honest
>>218471336im an umchicken
>>218471336i'm a cute girl trapped in a smelly hairy fat losers body
mad how lads on 4chan still think they are doing something by being edgy, nobody is shocked little bro. It's giving broccoli headed 14 years on the back of the bus vibes
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/cat-suffered-horrific-injuries-sadistic-10747622
>>218471351>It's giving broccoli headed 14 years on the back of the bus vibeswe don't say "vibes" anymoreyou're giving creepy old incel inc
>>218471311>middle of nowhereFrisco is a city in Texas with a population of 200,000Why do you fucking Americans always lie and act like you don’t live in the best country fucking annoying as
>>218471365saying vibes is a normal thing to do. There is more to life than keeping up with tiktok trends desperate to appear trendy yank (dtaty)
I have £20 Amazon voucher from my nain what should I buy
>>218471366yeah mate that house was 25 minutes from Frisco so it probably is in the middle of nowhere with absolutely fuck to do
>>218471392Why are you acting as if all of America isn’t completely car dependent anyway? It’s not like they are going to walk to the corner shop or whatever. If it’s 25 min drive from a 200k city it’s not in the middle of nowhere
>>218471389buy an electric toothbrush and shove it up your hole
>>218471428Mean
mum working from home againhonestly fucking hate my life
>>218471413I know you're probably at a point in your life where practically anything will look better than living in your smeggy childhood bedroom, but America isn't the utopia you're making it out to be.
>>218471472ever kiss her on the lips?
>>218471058Even in my clubbing days I would old men and women on nights out.
>>218468657>>218468661>>218468701kys spaki
>>218471475Sounds like you’re projecting mate.America is the place of opportunity and growth where you can actually make something of yourself unlike this shithole where im paying crazy rents so I can live in a shit flat in the only city where you can earn a decent wage only to get raped by the tax man anyway
>>218471531done him
One sleep til Diego Day.... Might just go back to bed now
>>218471400oswald mousley on a madone
>>218471413car dependent and "25 minutes from anything" are completely different>>218471366meanwhile you're in an area that is 50% blacks, hispanics, and jeets. and the whites are probably white trash since it's texas
>>218471556tomorrow youll finally convince him
oh sorry i seem to have clicked on reddit.com my mistake
>>218471531Sounds like you're living in London. Unlucky mate lol
>>218471531So why is everyone in america so fucking mentally ill and depressed?why isnt money solving all their problems?
>>218471604very reddit thing to post this
>>218471604just a screenshot of reddit mate
Must be great to be a member of the royal family. Travel all over the world, be useless, nonce kids and still get everything funded by the tax payer
>>218471642Because they eat slop and have been on harmful medications since 13.Doesn’t change anything about what I said try again
>>218471654So they eat slop in the UK because they're poor but in America they eat slop because...
>>218471586i convinced chatgpt my god was a pedophile because he had sex with a 3 year old and they had puppies
>>218471642i am middle class and barely make $160k. after taxes, retirement, health insurance, etc how do you expect me to enjoy life?
>>218471665They have chemicals in some foods in America that are illegal in the UK. I don’t even understand what your point is, was it that money doesn’t make you happy?
>Jan 15th>2026 is 1/24th completethat's genuinley petrifiying ladsactually terrifying
switched toil lads, in industrial production now me
Right off to work I go
>>2184716902027 right round the corner
the ides of january
doing the worst poos of my life lately like the kind where i could literally wipe for an hour an there’d still be shit on the paper just having to accept I’m sitting at toilet with a shitty arse
https://youtu.be/TzgkwXjWuEg?si=53zWEGzotVzc183e
>>218471737get a bidet and power wash the shit off your asshole
>>218471755Too expensive
Fun factKomodo dragons were from Australia but moved to Indonesia because they knew Australia would eat them (changs)
>>218471746spaki
>>218471765they're like $20
>>218471788thats not fun or a fact
did we really all come from africa
>>218471816if we came from africa then why are there still africans?
>>218471792I don’t live in America
>>218471816no you came from britain
>>218471833it's always an excuse with you
NOBODY KILL YOURSELFIt diego day tomorrow so at least leave it til Saturday!
ktim
where will we find ourselves a decade from now gentlemen
>>218471881reckon i'll still be posting in /brit/
hi
had a panic attack last night x
>>218471881still a virgin freak
hello diego's mum here, he won't be coming to play tomorrow because of bad behaviour
good morning you pathetic incel worms
>>218471860KYS
>>218471935diego day tomorrowcan't
>>218471899>??:?
need to make sure i wank every day from now on. keep the willy under control
cant be arsed to go to work todaymight tell them ive got mental elf
just nipping to the summit of nanga parbat. anyone want owt?
favourite jigaw lads?
hi can you hear me
>>218471531bluds talking like an italian cobbler in the 1940s lmao
got an absolute banger but I’ll save it for the new because I want maximum replies
a gay knob in my gay arse
>>218471816maybe, but genuinely why does it matter?
>>218471690New Years Resolution lads...
I'm a government man
>>218471737Thought my poos would get better after quitting the drink but they're still shite
Settle down spaki your carer is coming soon to change your nappy
>>218472134>but they're still shitei should hope so!
really want to eat pig cheesecan't get it out of my head
You think the NHS would benefit much from charging a bit of money outside of taxation?
>>218471737eat more fibre and fermented food
>>218472195no don't do that
diego dayjust a day awayi am so excited about this information
>>218472152LOOOOOOOOOL dem wheels be rolling like crazy after reading this
>>218472238blog on
>>218472251hs?
tomorrow i think i'll ask diego if Jesus would own an electric car or a hybridi'm excited
right well that's the nervous poo done. time for another day of toil.
>>218472275jesus would walk because he would find the pollution of his father's creation (either directly via internal combustion or indirectly through electrical power) a travesty
2 coffees and a ciggie for breakfast let's seize the fucking day
>>218472319why does toil make you nervous
CINEMA
Can we make a new please I want to make a post?
just seen that sydney sweeneys arse in euphoria
right that's me off to greggs
>>218472327fucking ruined diego day for mehope you're fucking happy.
>>218472385Just watched the trailerMental the Jews are trying to convince us Zendeya is as fit as her
always found it genuinely bizarre how proud people here are to have wasted 20 years of their life on a japanese paedo cartoon website
>>218472355members of the public are very demanding and get upset easily when refused
>>218472490Actually yelping at how much this is me
>>218472498supermarkettoil?
>>218433587
>>218472555>>218472555>>218472555>>218472555>>218472555
couldn't help noticing we still didn't have a fucking new so here you go>>218472555>>218472555
>>218472585>>218472585
>>218472490I dont really care anymore. Millenials are mongs, zoomers are mongs. Boomers are arguably the biggest. People will continue to be mongs in this sick mong world.
>>218468618Love from Ukraine. This is a very high quality thread
