might move to kabul edish
u put a cock up in my ass sometimes,screaming "ayo","I'm a gay hoe"
dunno if you'd still be able to claim UC in kabul
>>218474885Peng
oh my DAYS
nth for the gyaldem
>>218474885kabul is so fucking pengso much to do theresourtherners will never understand
>>218474914plotting to defect since 2016 when they decided he was going to by his superiors as part of a long plan
Mika sub edish
>>218474932Shut up you schizophrenic retard
>It's alleged Jenrick had dinner with Farage last monthspotted in Westminster Greggs eating sosij roll
my tying is all over the place today
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
uh
Is [insert gimmick here]mong in
>>218474918Strokin my big fat cock to this thanks mate got any more for us we can all wank together maybe haha
>>218474960been meaning to get into it
reckon these guys are high IQ?
Youpiggie getting greedy reposting that so early
>>218475014yeah if IQ stands for incestuous queers
look mate you've already had 2 (You)s off me for that image
>>218474885afghan pussy goes crazy
toilberg appears to have started our 12pm meeting 2 minutes earlylooks like he's going to be waiting a while!
>>218475037>>218475056im a different person. he just posted the image far too late in the old thread for me to ask that question.
>>218475056it's a different cuntI was OPhe's a (you) PARASITE is what he is
>>218475014uranium laced 7,62
Did anyone else hear that oinking
yeah she would get it
Can tell we've entered that really grim 3-4 months of the year. Just a sudden shift in everything and everyone feeling like joyless morose shit since yesterday
>>218475083your mums finally awake then
>get a call that someone's mouse isn't working>run down with a replacement>check the mouse>works fine>colleague says it jumps around while she's typing despite her not touching it>give her the replacement>called back 5 minutes later for the same issue>she's resting her hands on the laptop trackpad while typing>tell her I'll disable it for her>"no I use it sometimes">ok lift your hands a bit when you type then>gets the hump with me>cc'd in an email to the team where she's "unsatisfied with the lack of technological support from IT staff"I shouldn't hate women why exactly?
>>218475084How did you end up like this?
>>218475091Soon be summer again lad.
>>218475091not me. i have quite a few fun things planned in the next few months. maybe youre the problem.
>>2184749484chan has rotted your unfunny incel brain.
>>218475107>have quite a few fun things planned in the next few monthsLike what
>>218475124never you mind
>>218475124weekend away with mates skiing gigs gfberg activities
>>218475099Is she fat? Bet she's fat, they're all fucking fat
>>218475136life's easy when you're a tarq, you're not really human
>>218475136you don't belong here
got no planshad one social event all last yearthis is my life for the next 50 years
>>218475091the new year feeling has worn off and now it's a slog
>>218475100wanking over anime girls? been doing it since i was 14 mate
>>218475136Why are you posting here if you have a normal life?
https://youtu.be/7eX03Zz0QBs
>>218475158>>218475160>>218475171this is a normie general. you freaks belong on r9k
curious
>>218475139Yeah she's on the bigger sideShe objected to me turning on palm rejection too, you just can't help people that don't want to be helped
>>218475198not really
>>218475014Higher than me I imaginet. 95 IQ mong
Taj is missing. The 15-year-old was last seen in Skye on Friday 31 October.
all my life is just fixing bugs in our Indian colleagues code
>>218475218plant CP on her computer, get her jailed
>>218475198>Ukraine illegal>Russia legalLooks like I've finally picked a side
>>218475099Funny this, had this exact problem when I worked helpdesk at a university 13 years ago. The more things change the more they stay the same.
>>218475198there are so many good capybara webm's in the archive
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS ALMOST WEEKEND THAT MEANS I CAN GO AND DRUNK POISON TO MAKE MY SHITTY LIFE FEEL BETTERUH OH UH OH UH OH!!!!!! I FORGOT TO PAY RENT TO SHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN (70% of my salary) SO I CAN JERK OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM ALONE BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN DOES!!!!!I CAN'T WAIT TILL ITS WEEKEND SO I CAN DRINK SOME PISS WATER AND WATCH MILLIONAIRES KICK A BALL AROUND!!!! AND THEN WASTE THE REST OF MY WEEKEND TRYING TO RECUPIRATE FROM MY HANGOVER
>>218475251Have they questioned Skye?
>>218475198I will live my myth in Germany
reddit must be down today
>>218475189Trvke
um
ffs wish Diego was here to explain all this politics
Australian goldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
>>218475171this is a shagger general m8 your sort aren't wanted
work phone ringing but I shan't be answering as I'm on my lunch break x
>>218475301This man lives in your head
>>218475290All well and good but the showers are steamy yeah?
>>218475290it do be like that
>>218475295>NO you can't talk about animals, we have to talk about brown people all day every day
>>218475316put that sandwich down and listen
>>218475328ah so youre just a brownoid trying to fit in with epic wholesome chungus
chainsaws and woodchippers should be bannedalways some cunt near me using oneit's fucking chucking it down out there but somehow they still need to cut down some heckin trees, fucking cunts
was thinking about playing assassins creed origins or odyssey
OH MY GOD HE STILL LIVES WITH IS PARENTS LOL!!!!!!!!YOU ARE NOT SOME KIND OF LOSER THAT SAVES MONEY BY NOT GIVING MONEY TO RANJEET OR SHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN TO RENT A SHITTY APPARTMENT NEXT TO SOME NIGGER SMOKING WEED ALL DAY RIGHT?????A REAL MAN, A REAL MAN PROVIDES, A REAL MAN GIVES 70% OF HIS SALARY, JUST SO HE CAN LIVE ALONG LIKE A MAN!!!! A REAL MAN CAN JERK OFF UNINTERRUPTED WITH HIS NAKED BUTT ON THE COUCH IN THE LIVING ROOM, BECAUSE THE LONG NOSED GUY ON THE TV TOLD ME THAT IS WHAT A REAL MAN DOES!!!!!!!
colleagueberg, 23, is on norwood 3 with a combover the poor sod
forever in our hearts x
>>218475349Let's assume for a second that I'm brown. Why would that matter?
>>218475360Oh right yeah, after work?
>>218475361what on earth are you blathering about lad? (this is better than you spamming about how much you love black willies though)
So reform is literally just going to be the Conservative party post 2018 yeah?
Meltdown
zoidbelgonamadone
>>218475370you don't need a combover for a NW3, just a bit of length and it will look normal
>>218475383havent worked since 2017 me
>>218475377It makes you an outsider and people dont like outsiders. I also know how insecure brownoids are about it, theyre extremely self-conscious about it every waking minute of the day so its very funny and entertaining to play on their paranoia
BREAKING NEWS: Mousey is wearing his Kangol hat today
kemi sacked jenrick she’s so fucking baseddddd
>Kemi Badenoch’s sacking of Robert Jenrick "makes The Traitors’ roundtable look united", the Liberal Democrats say.>A party source adds "the country deserves better than a clapped-out Labour government and the same old Conservative chaos".Makes sense
mad how you got 1 labour government in 15 years and you're already turning ingsoc kek
you going to the friday night freak off tomorrow?
rorke saying 'bloody mary' into a mirror twice then getting scared
me and mousey are just leaving the gaff to head into central glasgow to cause some mayhem
>>218475417Film yourself going to a brown area and "play[ing] on their paranoia" since you think you're such a hard man. You won't, you pathetic neek
>>218475355it's always an angle grider for me
>>218475395Jenrick is one of the few Tories a lot of people would have been happy to have inThey had to ruin it by accepting ever other one in too
>>218475438I'll be staying up late playing My Winter Car
>>218475459haha there it isooga booga wog
me, rorke and leftypol dodging conscription unless we get to vapourise some yanks
>>218475436sick reference to current popular tv show from the lib dems
>>218475462we're talking about robert "stuffs as many afghans into the country as he possibly can" jenrick are we
Sir John Honey
finkin your all boring when talking about politicsonly deegsy does it proply
ATTENTION /BRIT/ POSTERS:I will be making a RULE BREAKING post at 1230 GMT. Thank you for your attention.
>>218475361sup crodie u good? xx
>>218475489Aye yeah that's the one
>>218475495janman needs minority report powers
>>218475489Is that the same Robert Jenrick who opened all those asylum hotels yeah?
wonder what rule he's going to break
>>218475517not sure but hes a tory so I'd believe it
>>218475454Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window
>>218475473
>>218475490the honey must flow
what do you think happens in the hexagon on saturn's north pole?
>>218475560fucking um
>>218475566giant space bees
I AM NOT PARTICULARLY FOND OF THE 4CHAN JANITORIAL STAFF
>>218475582Poo
need a gf who likes the smell of my knob
I invented that gimmick btw
>>218475510minority report will never become mainstream like the matrix did nobody will understand your ancient reference its been 30 years almost and its still not catching on let it go already
>>218475600you didn't invent shit
imagine a girl who sniffs your arse and rubs herself while she sniffs it, like gets off to the smell. that would be quite the curiosity wouldnt it?
>>218475600You being a clown yeah?
>>218475605seems to have gone mainstream in the US, they report plenty of minorities over there
used to get banned on /jp/ all the time for complaining about moderation
off to bed
>>218475619Prefer not to say
Minority report is a banging film tbf
>>218475311scream can't beat a classic stich-up
>>218475544chimping out?
>>218475586shall be reporting this
I think the janitorial staff sucks
>>218474945Based>>218474986Meltdown
>>218475311dave on the forklift is an absolute MADMAN
>>218475656No just pointing out that you only say this stuff online and wouldn't have the guts to say it to brown people in real life, which is pretty sad
is that crystaldiskinfo the best software to use to check a drives health?
Bit surprising Robert "MPs should be expelled for not supporting Israel" Jenrick has defected to a party led by a Muslim man
>>218475708Install Linux
not a very rule abiding thread thus far
mother see what you have produced. the bloated corpse of an alcoholic
>>218475084Imagine plapping her fringe with my open palm. Corrrrrr I'd leave her hair in a right mess. Looking that cute she was begging for it
13 y o g's
>>218475743Nonce
>>218475615always thought it would be quite peng to have a woman who was into my feet
>>218475655dua pita
>>218475767Don't need to sign your posts mate
mental how
>>218475766>i doAlright then film yourself going to a brown area while you "play on their paranoia". You won't will you? Sad pathetic freak you are
>>218475743i'm not a virgin
Lads, I'm planning to message the escort tomorrow to try to set up our next meeting. Our last meeting was Saturday 10th and I'm aiming to Sunday 25th. Reckon that sounds reasonable?
Just reported another post
can't posthelpcan't postcomnection errorhelp
>Prime Minister Keir Starmer has said "Nigel Farage is welcoming these failed politicians into his ranks and building his party as a party of the Tory politicians who let the country down so badly."Starmer: 19437 Farage: 0
>>218475787that really has done your head in hasnt it? the fact you know its true
>>218475799router off and on
mental how... *grabs chest*ahhhh, AAAAAH LADSAAAH FUCK
Oh you're racist are you?Film yourself breaking the law and harassing brown people then upload it here. You won't though
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>218475837Don't worry, I know CPR. *starts kissing you on the mouth*
love when dtfic logs on because there’s always a 50% chance he will respond to your post no matter what it’s about
mad to think I'm a mild mannered, normal person outside of /brit/ who would lose his job, gf and friends if they ever found out about some of the things I post here. Bet it's the same for the majority of you lads as well
>>218474914I wonder if her twat is pink inside or if she's an android.
can’t stand that fat fucking mong Tom skinner
welcome to the new generation of streamers
>>218475802Jenrick hasn't even joined yet
>>218475856>gf and friendsHaha yeah
>>218475861why? hate white people do you?
>>218475865KTIM on the bottom right
>>218475865>not immediately lifting his shirt up or pulling his pants downbooooo
just got called a ponce in carpetright
>>218475856I've made racist/sexist comments at work multiple times and got away with it. I have nothing to hide
Imagine Europe held on for at least another century We could have used AI to further conquer the globe
>>218475865will be good when I can do this and wank to myself wanking as a woman
>>218475888Hate fake people
>>218475850
>>218475939how's he fake
>>218475899tell us what happened lad
lodging my grievances with the /brit/ ombudsman
>We
just got called a scoundrel in oddbins
do you lads remember sunshine and not being cold all the time? great days. great days.
Any of you lads brew your own beer/wine? Thinking of getting into it but idk if it’s a good hobby or not
>>218475930would it give her a willy or would she just be wanking air?
Just got called Ruh'Pert Ugoolä in the spirit realm
wonder how a cult following of a preacher in jerusalem actually turned into a global religion where people were willing to be tortured to death gladly rather than reject it than if he actually rose from the dead.
>>218475991Wog or paki?
>>218475991yeah it was about 4 months ago
Taliban Foreign Minister speaks fine Hindi and gave his speech in Hindi in recent visit to India. Great guy.
gonna get stoned and watch that ken burns american revolution doc
>>218475945Presents himself as “I’m just a humble market trader with my little stall and my transit van because I’m a grafter like you lads!” When actually he’s a private school posh boy
>>218476028Might buy John Adam’s myself
>>218475999reckon there will be the option for a willy for when im in that mood but could do a sissy wank mostly so im properly roleplaying
When does Winter end and the sun come back?
>The government is to announce new powers making it easier to mobilise tens of thousands of former armed forces personnel to prepare for war.uh oh haha
>>218476003You're in luck as that is very well documented.
>>218476034You've brought this up numerous times and every time get btfo
>>218476011keep it in /poo/ next time or whatever general you stinky people have
>>218476051suns out round my bit sucks to be you
>>218475805>>218475840You're just sad aren't you. Easy to hate people when you're sitting behind a computer screen
>>218476003...deegs is typing
might go to subway
>>218476057Literally first ever time I’ve mentioned him on any board, I’d just heard him on LBC that’s why I mentioned him
Diversity requirements for the army suddenly vanishing, rorke celebrating the death of woke while not noticing the writing on the wall
>>218475991true
>>218476034>Presents himself as “I’m just a humble market trader with my little stall and my transit van because I’m a grafter like you lads!” He was a market trader thoughbeit>When actually he’s a private school posh boyHe got in on a sports scholarship
sir beer garden
>>218476102don't care, exempt from the draft you see
>>218476081too spenny
>>218476137Leftypol doesn't believe in meritocracy or social mobility when the recipient is a white working class boy
pissing it down
Had a dream we all got doxxed with our names, faces and porn folders readily available on some website
>>218476206>no white privilege er
*turns towards camera* ummm...so that just happened
I accidentally showed my true colours once at toil and a few weeks later found myself on a different team with a leader who I have overheard in the break room in the past say he manages all the trouble makers
>>218476206>Selling out arenasI know Adrian likes her but that can't be enough to sell out shows surely, who else is attending?
>>218476206half a joke is in the delivery who the fuck is going to a rosie jones standup? can only be virtue signalling lefymongs
>>218476221spastics are black now rorke get with the programme
what job does your sister do?
>>218476206Ah so they finally admit white privilege isn't a thing and is entirely down to perception
>>218476206>having audiences hang on her every wordyea, she's hard to understand, bitch can't speak
Mental how common the phrase "AI slop" is now on the rest of the internet. I wonder if they realise it originated from from anti-semetic slang.
Scranning a niggers poo
>>218476206
>>218476307howl
>>218476270She manages clinical trials for a large pharmaceutical company. How about yours?
Wouldn't mind if Rosie Jones was at least shaggable
>>218476335prostitute
>>218476307neoliberal teeth
>>218476335I want to take power and have your sister executed
I see no reason to stop
>>218476370Why
>>218476370Yeah but you can't and won't so I'm not too worried about that little lad
>>218476345wouldn't you at least have a go on her tits?
>>218474885might move to kandahar
>>218476326>>218476333I expect Rosie Jones is against hateful attitudes because she has been on the receiving end of hateful attitudes herselfMeanwhile JK Rowling doesn't mind spreading hateful attitudes because she's a billionaire who is insulated from the sting of hateful attitudes directed towards her
>>218476390bet she has absolutely grim nipples and a foul fanny stench
>>218476400presumably all of those brown enclosures are mud farms
>>218476402bore off you vile tranny goblin freak
>>218476426why would you farm mud
>>218474885Business idea:Osama bath lather bath bomb company
mad that british people pack a towel, get the bikinis on just to go down to a pebble beach. Unreal
>>218476439
>>218476439You're a fucking idiot
>>218476461build walls and make mudcakes
>>218476400Looks dusty
>You're a fucking idiot
>>218476333>J....ust....had....a.m.m.....mad, angry cry...about.......the ...photos of JK rrrrrrr...rrrowling at the Terf .. gggg..ggggathering. It's ......disgusting howwwwww.... embers of our.....cccc....c.... community....... can be so hhhhhh.....hateful. How .. ......are we ever ...mmmmeant to break ......through ......barriers.....and.......stop....dddddddiscrimination ....iiiiiif we're too busy.......attacking.......each other? Stop. Hhhh.....at
>>218476488Mississipi mudpies. Or in this case Kabul mudpies
Rosie Jones killed comedy shows here
>>218476518Ive literally never seen or heard this woman before i only see her posted here. Is this what happens when you dont watch panel shows
>>218476518
>dtfic has discovered rosie jonesoh no
>>218476535She ruined the off menu Christmas special one year. Had some great fucking guests on it. She was second on and kept fucking interrupting everyone. Bob Mortimer was in the middle of telling a story, the audience is getting into it and she starts attempting to fucking ramble about something. Killed the mood, the audience went flat and you could tell Bob was put off.
Think the worst part of Rosie Jones is how the normiesphere can't even criticise her, it's always something like>I have nothing against the LGBTQ, or the disabled, or female comedians, but Rosie Jones... just isn't very funny>OH SO YOU HATE GAY DISABLED WOMEN YOU FUCKING BIGOT SHE IS HILARIOUS HAHAHA I'M LAUGHING JUST REMEMBERING A JOKE OF HERS AS I TYPE THISAny talk of her needs a disclaimer that you don't hate them but they get shit on in response anyway
Rorke thinks that mocking disabled people on the internet makes him a big man
>>218476137>>218476161> His father, Lee Skinner, worked in marketing and was "mega-rich", owning several Lamborghini carsBut working class yh
>>218476563she should be killed
Reminder that Rosie Jones was artificially inseminated because she hates men and is now a mother.
>>218476601now now rorke
>>218476604why is she so invested in a homophobic misogynistic child mutilation cult?
>>218476585how often are you talking about Rosie Jones mate, you make it sound like everyone in your community is obsessed with her. Nobody gives a shit about her, she's wheeled out as something to oogle at on panel shows
a girl called rosie fell asleep in my bed at uni and i had to wait for her to wake up before i could go to bed
If disabled people want to be treated as normal and equals I shouldn't have to pay for them.
>>218476599Yes, guarantee he worked harder as a market trader than you ever have
>>218476545Bitch is on tv 100% of the time I swear
>>218476631your shagging was that boring was it
>>218476631did she smell nice?
>watching panel showswhat year is it again?
>>218476629I'm traumatised after she RAPED me (panel shows)
>>218476604isn't there a chance the child will be a mong as well?
>>218476599>Class = wealthAre you american?
>>218476642ok
>>218476642zamn!
>>218476645yeah and the bed smelled nice for a few days afterwards
pork pie down the mouth hole
>>218476585My mum openly says she's not funny and she can't stand her and I'm worried she's going to say it at the wrong antique market cafe someday.
>>218476640> In 2011 Skinner was convicted of handling £40,000 in stolen goods as part of his business selling products at markets and possessing 2,000 diazepam tabletsPoint is that it’s all a persona, the whole working class grafter shit
>>218476642Mad that when she get out of prison (if she even has to go) she would have no problem finding a guy or getting married
>>218476654The child has never been seen in public so the speculation is that yes the child is a mong.
>>218476687>> In 2011 Skinner was convicted of handling £40,000 in stolen goods as part of his business selling products at markets and possessing 2,000 diazepam tabletsSounds working class to me
>>218476439absolutely fucking roasted that tranny FREAK
>>218476654NHS will sort it x
>>218476642there's a law and order svu episode that's exactly about that
>>218476642um this keeps happening
>>218476717not exactly but almost
>>218476682my mum openly says she doesnt like black people or asians
>>218476642what a zinger
>>218476687Nothing more working class londoner than shifting illegal wares tbf
>>218476697Middle class more than working class, petit bourgeois if you will
>>218476697Just a humble working class grafter flogging mattresses down the market :)
>>218476717would quite like to get into law and order but find the sheer volume of episodes in the yank television tome overwhelming
>>218476599>His father, Lee Skinner, worked in marketing and was "mega-rich", owning several Lamborghini carsYes this quote from Wikipedia seems certainly reliable
>>218476746>class, petit bourgeoisEr this is /brit/, not /fr/
>>218476750Me with one piece
>>218476697Literally Del Boy antics
>>218476750goes to shit eventually but the early seasons are nicejust have to let it go eventually
>>218476770Because the quote is from him himself you fucking spanner
I'm a temporarily embarrassed aristocrat, one day I SHALL have what has wrongfully been taken from me by fate (being born into a poor working class family)
>>218476821doesn't seem like the sort of thing he'd say
>>218476822Im temporarily embarrassed lower middle class
>>218476835met him have you
just got recommended a rosie jones video on youtube, thanks lads
>>218476851aye
just ate some beans
>>218476864Arr spastic
>>218476821>Because the quote is from him himself you fucking spannerFind us the actual quote then.
>>218476880where was it y'lordship? skiing trip? fox hunt? pigeon fancier fête?
>>218476897scream
>>218476923Is pigeon fancying for toffs?
>>218476945no, very much a working class thing
>>218476959
>>218476642Nonsense. Women can't be paedos. Everybody knows that and suggesting otherwise is misogynistic.
