egyptian mouseGOD edition
Toby go live instead of arguing with the parasite on here please he wants to keep you here instead of streaming
Cannot believe how much of a disaster I let my life become. Close your eyes for a mere 15-20 years and you wake up to God damned dumpster fire I'll tell you. Pity me! Pity me!
ratpedo meltdown
5 minutes until the Pokemon Go gym raid battle begins
Updated troop numbers European countries are sending to Greenland Per Reuters/Bloomberg/The Guardian France: 15 Germany: 13 Norway: 2 Finland: 2 UK: 1 Netherlands: 1
Repressed men are unconsciously drawn to BPD women because they embody their disowned chaos. The relationship becomes either an initiation into wholeness or a psychological death sentence.
Lol look at all these rats jumping from the ship, reform are just Tories 2.0!Labour councillors defecting to Green? Why they're just principled leftists out of place in the modern labour party
>septum piercingslut
>>218484169do you think he'll get lonely
>headache >up at 4:00 am for toilIt's over for me team
Where’s chichocscanada?Where’s Tobeshai?Where’s Gardev0id?
>>218484167we want to watch
Absolutely detest it when someone links the old pretending it's the new.
>>218484200Where’s fluttershyglasses
>>218484206My gimmick :D
*becomes gay but is basically the same as everyone else as sexual attraction is literally just a happenstance*alri
>>218484169
cant say that
AI chat porn does kind of make it feel like you've actually gotten laid, powerful tool if used for non-evil
the new captcha has REALLY slowed down the old stream of consciousness /brit/ shitpost hosepipenow it's more similar to a tap opened half the way
I thought she was the one and then she started speaking about clubbing while solo travelling Even now I'm still trying to think of an excuse for it but I can't
>>218484187always something up with you. sort your life out
>>218484236AI slop
>>218484264never get too invested in a protodelete and move on lad
>>218484255Got a great little tool that makes English subtitles for my JAVs, fantastic stuff
>>218484206Cringe innit. It's like someone who tells a joke and gets a laugh but then keeps telling it again and again long after everyone stopped laughing and started awkwardly trying to ignore them.
Sir Rishi Sunak
>>218484263DisagreeIf anything it’s made it worse. The he schizos are filtered by it so now you have 300 completely unrelated dogshit posts. But of course the redditflaggers (worst posters) don’t care and still post
>>218484264>excuse more like trying to cope with the 50+ bodycount she was getting weekly if not daily
>>218484321>if not dailyDon't be stupid rorke
>>218484294Yeah disappointing after 5 dates still
Going to shower now team
what does it mean when a girl calls a guy "lovely"
>>218484332probably 5 daily, every day, for months while apart if its a fit woman
>>218484264yes this is definitely real and not just some gay incel talking points
*gives you a sniff*
>>218484321Na trying to pretend it never happened
*makes bear noises*
>>218484389
*gets nervous*
>>218484301miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
shes gone bros... *crying* my wife... *borat voice* my wife. heh
*makes bare noises*
>>218484418*strokes your head with a wet toothbrush*
Runs (pog??). Follow Grabbing. Follow! pog
*swallows down my lithium*Ok guys if anyone wants to fuck me now’s your chance
>>218484448why do they call them vauxhall in britain
>>218484459why
>>218484359it's an alternative way of saying he's nice, since nice is considered to be insulting
I invented that gimmick btw
listening to In The Court of the Crimson Kingnever gets old
the scrandemic
>>218484470the woke brigade
>>218484418FUCK OFF GREY BASTARD
gf wants me to get circumcisedI knew she was sent by the jews
leftypol having solidarity to medieval people invading his country because they're both working class lol
>>218484486tuna mayo on you
>>218484474Why not?
billie jean IS my lover
>>218484480one good thing in a sea full of shit is not good if you show everyone the process or failures (as an artist) one bad thing in a world of good deeds will undermine and ruin everything else (as a person) I am very intelligent I know
>>218484487imagine my surprise
>>218484519No idea what that means but alright doc
going to sleep before the bad thoughts arrive
So let me get this straight rorke is looking for a women who's never been on a night out and never left the country Sounds like he's describing an impoverished child...
>>218484548
>>218484559trust leftypol to start thinking about children
doc of philosophy one going to the therapist with the end-game MO of asking for methamphetamine, undermines the compliments his given throughout
What did she casually mention that confirmed she won’t be your girlfriend?
>>218484559same reason he wants a virgin. he's describing himself
>>218484559no he just wants a woman who looks and acts like a child which is totally fine and not nonce adjacent
>>218484007As Britain was genociding Ireland and at least a dozen other countries. The UK declared war on Germany because Germany was threatening to disrupt the future vision for Europe and the world of open borders and Mass migration.The German experiment illustrated how a country could reverse course and remove poverty and dystopian disenfranchisement by instilling national socialism. That caused a massive ripple in the capitalist pig cuck Britain.
methamphetamine nerve agent
so let me get this straight we are looking for women? I am thinking about children now reddit spaceyou are a pedophile, not I. pwned. I have the moral highground and have won, because youre a pedo
>>218484597Scran
>>218484597is that the fabled 'kizone?and i like the yazoo choice
>>218484597that looks shite
Time for an early evening wank I think
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2026-01-15. 48 results found.
>>218484597Rorkefeed
>>218484518billy* more like haha
screaming bloody gay porn murder
>>218484597>give me uhhhh a pizza >no, half a pizza>okay you can make a regular pizza, in the SHAPE of half a pizza and sell it to me >just make it the same shape and I will pretend it is half a pizza>im on a diet, you see>and 12 onion rings and duck nuggies
More like hehe
>>218484169 Keep us out of this. If Greece gets involved and sends me there, I'm defecting to the Americans so fast. Fuck the EU technocrats.
mad how 'akis have an affinity for italian food. makes one ponder doesn't it?
>>218484494That’s a Calabrian black not a grey
raygangactivee
>when she see my penis and start jerking it
for what it's worth I've got my bum out
>>218484702erm
hate myself so much
Eat up rorke
watching girl with the dogs doing these poms
>>218484706May I…? *reaches a hand out and looks at you inquisitively*
narrowed it down to 3 potential colleagues to be the next toilfu
>>218484698>yoo wassup ahaa.. whos the sexiest fuckin simpons character bruh? >word bruh the sexiest character on the simpsons is the dog bros
wank my cock off so much
go live right now
You lads watching the traitors tonight then?
>>218484698>we need more latinos
Fourth poo of the day
>>218484680>Fuck the EU technocrats.on one hand i agree with youon the other hand, we bailed you out
>>218484727Get back to work lil nigga
>>218484726yeah crack on mate
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>218484723erm
RORKE JUST SAID THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD
serious hat parent vodka parent runs wtih borrow
>>218484759About 11 or 12
(To the tune of The Witch Doctor)I’m a special needs retard with a hole in my chestI am heatherfreak I’ve got learning difficulties
>>21848475918
>>218484757my shift ended half an hour ago x
wish I could go back to sixth form
>>218484759idk but i do know i couldnt cum for a couple of years when i started
>>218484612melty
>>218484805You were the first fully brown white nationalist malaponte
>>218484799hope he does i would rather that than have us submit to wogs
Just reported that post
literally never had a bubble tea
>>218484756 No you didn't and now the Greek economy is the least problematic one out of the EU countries.
>>>/tv/217361141
>>218484799>with the United Kingdom anddont care I watched YouTube shorts guides on surviving a nuclear bomb
Rorke donating his sperm for £20 and spending it at spoons
why's he so desperate to fit in?
>>218484835Don’t understand that but it scares me so im gonna ignore it
gay porn escape
>>218484827on second thought it'd be based if he nuked london and birmingham
>>218484842do you ACTUALLY get money for donating cum and blood? this would stop me jerking it every day
>>218484799so i can just take an easyjet to spainjob sorted
>>218484842Hang on, you can just do that? I might have to give it a try (need money for alcohol and maybe carats)
>>218484759 I don't remember but I remember it was around 12-13 I first started gooning to women
posh chippy down the hatchin bed digesting
>>218484794would absolutely slay teenage pussy if I could warp back to sixth form now, god I was such a weird reclusive freak back then
>>218484835>blue dot>actually its a black holele sigh
mad how food companies just blatantly lie about cooking times on their forzen food like whats the fucking point easily add at least 5 minutes to the stated cooking time of practically everything you buy frozen
>>218484824
>>218484833just a very sweet sugary drink with chewy rubber balls
>>218484878what made it posh
>>218484861Sperm is donated for free I think but you’re almost certain to have kids so that’s the tradeoff Sperm banks here have rigorous physical standards though :/
>>218484834yea, we didkrauts even wanted to kick you out
>>218484887preheat your oven, mong
>>218484905i'm gay
pretty sure sperm banks have minimum height and iq requirements
>>218484879i don't think teen sex is as common as they have you believe so my missing out on it isn't such an issue
>>218484887rorke babe noone cares xx
mousestud wanking for carat money
>>218484887I like getting the "real dough" frozen pizzas and cooking them for 5 minutes less, then laying in bed going "I cant breave!" >>218484906apparently there was a guy that had 300 kids with the sperm bank women and it turned out his offspring had like a 94% chance to get cancer as a baby. but I think that its OK because if the kid survives or doesnt get cancer it is probably good for the gene pool in the long run and might be a (very expensive) step against fighting cancer. even though it does suck but there really is not a lot of ways to look at it in a positive way
>>218484942pretty sure your mum has no requirements
leftypol volunteering his arse for sperm donor storage
>>218484887Why would they do that?
>>218484907 Krauts can't even kick out smelly kebab ventures from their country and they think they can handle the BGC
Mental how fat I've gotten. It's incredibly awkward when I meet up with someone I've not seen in a while and you can see them taking a second to compute what they're seeing.
>>218484905from a pub innit>>218484933very rude
>>218484981sounds like some weird gay nonsense you've conjured up in your head
>>218484954have you drank your beers yet
>>218484972to make you buy it because it makes you think it cooks quicker than it does
Tbf it is really fucking funny that Greeks got into loads of debt, got bailed out and have basically no intention of repaying it. Not like the debt can be enforced is it?
>>218484981you should be put into a forced labour camp and starved and brutally tortured until you lose the weight
Not a paedophile not illegal americanised little runts
im very content with being an incel hermit i would go the rest of my life without face to face contact with another human quite happily
>>218484998
>>218485004Not really
fyi https://youtu.be/4uCguNgZVz0?si=B6aMz4WLzyOolvjL
>>218485011They'd bash your face in if you said that to them directly
uma game taught me the parent-oriented perspective of going to a fast food place and being really serious about their childs specific order, because if you go out for the day you dont want your kid to be in a bad mood for the rest of your outing
>>218484799 Swap Germany for France and you got yourself a deal mister Putler
>>218485029yes thats why they do it im right and i know i am
>>218485011>stoned to deathfuck
>>218485011Isn't 16 the aoc in your country?
wanking a cock with my arse
>>218484966my dad's quite tall and smart tbqh. i'm just the mongoloid child
my christmas oguri cap
>>218485044Can't argue with that
>>218485011 16 is the age of consent?
Probably 3 pakis that wouldn't let the white man talk to their white bitch. Ultimate state of you lot.
>>218485047>>218485079i dont think murderers care about that
>>218484096Ella Summer Purnell was born in the Whitechapel area of London on 17 September 1996 to a Scottish father, Simon Reid, and an English mother of Anglo-Burmese and Anglo-Indian descent, Suzy Purnell”
becoming gay today
are nick is on infowars
>>218485008they already paid dearly for it, to china who now owns the port of piraeus
>>218485103
uma state of you lot
any hopelessly infatuated with a girl at toil man in
>>218485093link?
Thoughts?
>>218485112many are saying this
>>218485116no that sounds gay as hell
Today James O'Brien referred to @Nigel_Farage as "Nigel 'Gas Chambers' Farage".Later in the program he said Farage had been "a racist from the very start of his career".Surely there must be some redress to this utter bollocks?I mean, given he spent 6 or 7 shows supporting Carl Beech, would it be wrong to refer to him as James 'Paedophile Supporter' O'Brien? I think it would be.Given he promoted a fraudulent charity on his show would be right to refer to him as James 'Fraud Supporting' O'Brien? I think it would be.Given he has abused and mocked Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman and Priti Patel many, many times, would it be wrong to refer to him as 'James 'racist and misogynist' O'Brien?I'll have to think about that one.
>>21848513567
>>218485103 Does he still run cover for muslims and countersignal legitimate Nationalists?
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>Liam Rosenior: "In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men."
>>218485071do you want to come see beginning of a new era with me
can I ask you a personal question?
Radiator is making horror film noises at me
>>218485153AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASIX SEVEN!!!!
stream uma game
>>218485162go back to xitter
>>218485163no thanks I saw a .webm of the anime (oguri dancing) and it was so boring I couldnt finish the 30s clip
That time of year where drinking booze just feels grim and empty unless you're downing half a litre of vodka
>>218485167No
fucking turkeys are back
just got the ick
just saw this and thought "mad how"
>>218485206posted it again award
>>218484879Same, there were so many i couldve got with with a bit more confidence.
>>218485071I didn’t pull her and I don’t have enough carats for pity :/
>>218485204Now get this dick!
Drafting up the message that I'm gonna send to the escort tomorrow morning lads.
>>218485197>downing half a litre of vodkaktim
>>218485167 suck my dick first
I binged watched all of the Kirtis Conner vids on YouTube to learn how to respect women and find a wife. he is like iDubbbz but not what pussy do to a mfer. he is the exact same as dubbbz. I would rather be him than that
>>218485197Haha yeah. Will still get wankfaced tomorrow and saturday will be a write-off
draft a good post, boring bastard
Getting concerned about the Greenland situation fellas
>>218484879>>218485217KTIM!!!!
>>218484794i used to wank in the toilets and cum everywhere without cleaning it up at lunch i was so horny for school tights then
im worried that world events may compromise my bennies
right it's about time northern ireland packed it in and united and scotland goes independent and wales goes independent
why the fuck the shop so busy at 6PM on a Thursday
>>218485246Why? The US will take it without a shot.
might get the noodles on
have to remind myself constantly that i'm not becoming schizophrenic and it's just ocd
>>218485246Nothing ever happens but if it does we’re just gonna have it
>>218485246europe is too cowardly and dependent on the US to ever truly resist. they will back down eventually and let the yanks do whatever they want.
Genuinely mental how repressive Iran is
>>218485263if London gets nuked I reckon bennies would be the last of your worries
>>218485203those ones actually look cute. i saw wild turkeys up close for the first time last year and they're really freaky looking. like those dark crystal monster things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cJ4ohp6m4
>>218485116I asked her out then discovered she was a slag despite appearing almost innocent she was the final evidence I needed to be fearful of women
>>218485288what do you mean
>>218485276Sun Tzu>>218485283Sun Tzu>>218485288Sun Tzu>>218485231Sun Tzu>>218485217Sun Tzu
Falklands is in the Americas, if Trump wants it he should have it
We're at the point now where, in an evening, I actually need to be somewhat intoxicated in order to escape the crushing feeling of non-progress.I think the physical damage is negated if I can merely get around this temporary issue.
mad how foresty forest is a shagger now
>>218485116No I'm hopelessly infatuated with an escort
>>218485330I refuse to believe my workplace obsession is a slag she is pure and virtuous
sun poo
>>218485221acc bricked at least with pulling horse banners you get star pieces for your other umas >>218484577more like what she didnt say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8&list=RD8mGBaXPlri8&start_radio=1I dont think she ever wanted to be my girlfriend..
Off to a mates to play poker but I really can't be fucked
scale says 141.5kg. 312lbs. 22.3 stone. i dont believe it. the scale is nearly a decade old. there isnt a flat surface in my house or garden to rest it on. a lady friend told me the calibrator has to be off because she weighs herself 3 times a week and it added 15kg to her. I tried holding a 1.2kg weight, it was off but not by much, 142.9. But it's a number that still hurts. I need to lose weight. I need to cut out the sugar, eat better, exercise. I need to test it with another scale but the truth is I look down and know it. I look in a mirror and see a big fat gut. I see 3xl on my t-shirts as I put them on and I know my weight is out of control and I need to take action. 34 years old. Probably pre-diabetic. I need to spend every day in the month of February on a new programme of diet and exercise. No drinking. No drugs. No chocolate, sweets, cake, crisps, or ice cream. Eat clean and walk for an hour everyday. Then in March get a proper physical. Blood tests, everything. Find out exactly where i'm at. And I might consider getting the fatty jabs. I think its one a month every month for 3-6 months.
>>218485331Given that I have a history of panicking about slight pains meaning cancer, heart attacks, I'm almost certain that anytime I think the worst of any dip in my mental health is just OCD too
>>218485333bless you
Greenland more like Britland
>>218485330>>218485370They're the best kind of slags!
>>218485380just get pissed and get a bag in while you're playing. makes it x10 better
>>218484486>energy drinkGrow up
>>218485381obese cunt waste of space
The Art of Corr
Mouselord rules over this general
What's in Greenland anyway?
septum piercing back inlithium and quetiapine combo swallowedyep
>>218485246they knew decades ago that the entire arctic region was going to be a source of dispute. i guess it will only get worse from here on but i doubt there will ever be actual fighting just economic wrangling. maybe it will the issue for a future war with russia though
haven't had a poo in weeks
>>218484548>>218484568Based seals
>>218485335 That's a shithole with nothing valuable on it
>>218485380Blimey, that's what people get up to at poker nights??? :O
>>218485370Ask her out thenMine was And now I have no idea where to meet womenNothing bad will happen from asking
you dont need to cut out sugar (it is good for you). you need to cut out carbs and sat fats you also need to get your body in a routine so that it doesnt panic store fat (from the sugar). but you also need to surprise your body with workouts (thats how you build muscle)
might cop these creps
>>218485451rorke upping his game
>>218485421dont know which post this is in reply to but its fine
Rorke pretends global warming isn't a thing but will start ww3 to secure the Arctic trade routes when global warming melts all the ice
>>218485431sniveling little mollusk
>>218485447>And now I have no idea where to meet womenSpeeddating!
>>218485448lets see your impressive physique then
>>218485428oil and gas
Is it normal to prefer giving oral to receiving it?
>>218485451Geox mi prefer
>>218485240What you gonna drink?
>>218485428off shore oiling, mining, arctic trade routes
>>218485472the world is warming but its just normal cycles nothing to do with human activity
>>218485484Yes. Now come here. x x
>>218485476I acutally only posted that because I looked down at my belly yesterday and FINALLY it is looking a lot better. my skinny-6pack is back and there is no weird abdomen bulging. I ate less bread but also had 16 sausage rolls in 2 days (that day and the day before it)
Might invade Greenland tbqh it sounds pretty good
>>218485447can't because she already has a bf
>>218485475Tried thatCan't attach unless I've known themI'm a romantic man
>>21848551416 fucking sausage rolls is insane
>>218485423True. I deserve your hatred. I feel only self loathing about this situation. Looking at the jabs now. My mums fat friend lost 5 stone in 3-6 months. She is booking a surgery for skin removal but im young enough that if I exercise plenty and do 3 months on 3 months off, 3 months on then I should be ok and no longer be an obese waste of space. Ideally i'd like to get back to 90kg. 10 years ago I was 79kg but people said I looked sickly because i'm a big guy.
right 2 and half hours until bedtime what shall we do?
>>218485503The pace of the cycles aren't natural
>>218485492Premixed cocktails x
asdsdfhdfjdsfdh
>>218485514>16 sausage rolls in 2 days
nothing bad will happen from asking, worst she can say is "no" but that applies to asking her if she has a boyfriend or wants to be your boyfriend, or if you can see her feet, piss in your mouth. the only limit is your imagination, really
I've posted my body here once while steaming
>>218485546its supernatural?
>>218485474are you now? very cute
>>218485542I'm on the beverages
>>218485572Don’t care
theres a fit MILF hanging around who I keep bumping in to and im pretty sure shes 1 of 2 identical twins gaslit myself again
>>218485572posted my dick once and some lad roasted it saying my pubes looked like an old man's haircut lol
>>218485592cry
did someone say beveragino
>>218485627no u
recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
>>218485595this guy has written "I'm on the beverages"haha so am i!!im on the booze as well!!
>>218485572Same
>>218485572posted my face twice. Never became a gimmick or a subject of ridicule so I guess I must be somewhat normal looking
>>218485429what's bipolar like lad?
>>218485642based Mouselord
>>218485729i am not.... `Mouselord` !!
got poo in my ear
might kill my own self
Taking the pink pill
so how about that new?
>>218485744Youre using a vpn, who uses '`'.
holy shit im in class 5 promotion range!
making a new thread now
>>218485771gay
this nigga
me tink me gwan tek mi own life
>>218485785>>218485785>>218485785
if you set your locale to IE on windows 11 you get rid of some telementery you can also load the computer up like one of the shop computers or kiosks with a script and its like a new computer with less telementery and more options to disable things
>>218485771beat you
if you set your OS to Linux you get no telemetry
>>218485386so you dont hear voices or nothing like that
