the lads entering /brit/ edish
get the far right in power
Thoughts on this cat?
Where my fellow thickos at?
>>205887448
everything will be okay
take my own life? more like, make her my wife me thinks you have to do something big (fuck her) before date number 5, else she gets bored unless she really wants you for some reason and then she just starts shouting oh yah oh yah fuck mee
The escort I'm seeing loves Sylvia Plath Is that a red flag?
>>218485813Sorry I'm 125
>>218485813I scored 130 on this even though I was slightly drunk and very underslept because of my shit mattress
>>218485812Fucking adore Stephan
leftypol getting some
I deserve a black girl
>>218485803Telementery, dear mousenonce
>>218485813linkypoo? x
might become gay>>218485867become gay
>>218485865so this is escortmong
>>218485823This war was the best thing that ever happened to Ukrainian women
>>218485856He is a based cat
>>218485881Post ur gay arse
might watch mad men given that I have a different perspective from when I last watched it which was when I were a permaNEET
>>218485855I'm ill and was tired when I took it but I think fundamentally I'm just a thicko
The new 'pargohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqkLh4nva00
>>218485812Not impressed
>Sports piracy explodes in UK with 3.6bn illegal streams and rise of black-market bookmakersSomeone needs to do something about this. I pay £128 a month for streaming packages and there are people out there STEALING
what happened to /eire/
Sir Turd Passer
>>218485898
>>218485938died years ago
Literally the only reason I'm not switching to linux is because I don't trust proton and dunno how to make a CV without microsoft word
Stream Uma game
>>218485979WPS office
>>218485785me on the far right
>>218485979docs.google.com + gemini/chatGPT >>218485987o yeah I forgot. be right back ill set up
>>218485979Just get a laptop with it on
>>218485979What's proton
>>218485992not using freeware word document bollocks after libre caused me loads of issues>>218486002heard google was good for that kind of thing but have no idea
>>218485823So why did Russia launch the invasion in the first place
this will sound sad, but i really miss having friends.and when i had friends, it was just to play video games, really. but that feeling of finishing school, or a day of work when we all got a little older, and hopping on a game together and just chatting shit the night away was a great feeling in retrospect.im now 28, 29 soon. we havent really got together in 6 or 7 years. i spend my evenings alone.i need a new friend group. or really, what i want, is my old friend group back, just how it was. i want it to come back.
I also need to shave my shitty moustache
einmal in der woche
>>218485979dual bootvmand wine/proton arent so bad anymore
>>218486035some kind of wrapper that allows you to play games on a linux desktopemulates windows or something
Jessie from the traitors followed by Jade
>>218485813got a paltry 119, basically qualify for full pip
Realising I will never have a best friend who enjoys 80% of things I like and I will forever do hobbies on my own.
>>218486035like Wine but made by Valve. Let's you run native Windows software. Assuming Steam uses it for games not compatible with Linux
>>218486076kek this is me kek this is me kek this is meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>218486059>dual booting just to make a CV / resume
>>218486057Kunst und Musik
>>218486091hahaha wouldnt it be funny if we just ended it
>>218486076this is 99% of men you absolute bender
>>218486069Mogs me mate, mogs me hard
linux VM to open Windows OS? you telling me the computer can just run Windows? why not doing that then?
>>218486127well fucking fix it then
>>218486093if literally the only reason to use windows is for word then just use docs.google.com
>>218486119yeah I think so too but I want to see what Donald Trump gets up to :)
Do you still benefit from squats if you use resistance bands to assist?
>>218486076>>218486091omg guys youre perfect for each other!!!!
>>218486053Me? I've moved on.
>>218486142>why not doing that thenvpn off HIVan
>>218486158okay but are the ableton replacements on linux any good
want to boost your IQ by 11? stop consuming fluoride water
>>218485884kekI do like her riding me in cowgirl but she's not fatShe's like a dress size 10
just sucked some noodles
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1768506789248553.jpgme when
>>218486165yes
>>218486220UM
>>218486193down at the asian gloryhole again, eh?
new linux kernel out it seems (just clocked it while running pacman -Syuu)what do we think of it /britux/?
pooing out of my big arse
>>218486191does your mum know you visit escorts?
>>218486240dunno, still on windows 7
>>218486256you need to update, palget on that helpful feature where the yanks take a screenshot of your screen every five secondsyou're not doing anything wrong, so why would that be bad?
Feel a deep connection to the woodlands meThink i was a brown bear or a deer or something in a past life
*takes a screenshot of your screen every five seconds*
>>218486240I don't careIt just werksNo AI shite
>>218486319UM
>>218486288>you're not doing anything wrong, so why would that be bad?posting banned opinions on the internet mate
anon buy me a HDMI cable my laptop top just fell off
I'm on SteamOS, me
>>218486256Windows 7 hasn't had security updates for ages now
>>218486361only available on steam deck so no you're notbe quiet
>>218486300this you?>>218484401
>>218486319… I can't stop… I can't stop… This is something like the HolocaustMillions of our people lostBow our heads and pray to the Lord'Til I die I'ma fuckin' ball]
>>218486349so it's just a lap now then
>>218486240still on 6.18 until 6.19 stablegot a vivobook so there's quite a bit I'd benefit from in 6.19, quite excited :)
ed on a mad one
miss the mouseman streams
>>218486374Security updates only matter if you're a mong that can't tell what's a virus and what isn'tGet a clue and learn how to use a computer
>>218486400me? waiting for an ath11k update as qualcomm have raped my hardware
>>218486379And I used my Steam Deck docked, I do, in desktop mode
>>218486385That's my son
>>218486403he's being a brat for no reason
spray painting in my evil chemical smelling incel lair
>>218486437he wants us to beg T_T
>>218486411You're extremely stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6buHZ-S6A
>>218486402ain't listening to any nigga who schedules his posts
have to use windows 11 for work and I'm honestly shocked at how bad it is. it's basically what you'd think an OS built by Indians would be like
>>218486402>cant AI gen horse cocks or uma porn anymore because people used it to generate child porn THEY RUIN EVERYTHING
downloading redditflags and joining the /brit/ discord atm
>>218486422and that you do, you don'tbe quiet
Might learn to drawAlready 15 days into 2026 and I haven't started yet, wondering if I should wait until next year
>>218485823Is that Ukranian lads getting blown up? Hate to see it Hope Rusfags get wiped off the map
>>218485979OpenofficeOnlyofficeWPSLibreofficeOr you can literally just use the cloud version of word which has 99% the functionality of the download version and is free.
gaymers docking gachachads browsing Google Earth for anomalies to go out and find
got my bum out
I ruined it
>>218486470ive had it since october and its just the same. some things have moved and windows + m isnt minimise anymore
today I have to try for a new winning ticket ace because mym ediums suck and she always comes in 6th
>>218486520Shading is caring x
>>218486529probably because you aren't using anything windows very much. for me, windows excel and file explorer have weird glitches and straight up crash routinely
Thoughts on TZD?
>>218485846For an escort thats not a red flag.
got my bum firmly in
>>218486553you're such a teasing little shitgo live
>>218486553stream now
>>218486529not him but fuck. windows+m is literally just worse windows+d (you can press it again to open everything back up) if you want to minimise just one thing you can do alt+space and n, but you probably knew that
>>218486563Can't say because this is /int/ and janny doesn't allow such discussions on /int/
>>218486569*rapes your bum at light speed*
Got my feets in extra warm socks
>>218486449Alri mossad
>>218486565Why not
>>218486599london?
The absolute state of anglos lmao
pooing out of my bumhole
as always, lets give it a go
might start playing the lottery
>>218486561I had explorer crash like 4 or 5 times in a row just trying to open a samba shareBinned it that night, cannot be fucking arsed with it
brazillians are such anglaboos
>>218486620whats the best city in brazil
polshits out in force tonight
>>218486615Yh
given that we saw last night that most of /brit/ is in the 115-125 iq range, every* poster should be running linux really, even if it's just ubuntu to start off*discounting mousey, who is full pip iq
greenoeats looks like a sex offender
the paki gf knows how to ride it good-style
>>218486685post pictures of your twink feet
>>218485785I never really had friends because I am kind of unlikable and honest to God I don't care anymore it's fucking retarded
uma playing call of duty be right back anons
if my ancestors were anglo, was the part of mayflower and lived in connecticut near to yale university, i would never know a website like this
i dont really believe this couldve eked out more on the 'place between blocks' thing but i was being rushed irl during that
>>218486191Why don't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
everyone here is so smart with their 119 IQ! except for mousey. fuck YOU! fuck you! youcalled out for no reason
>>218486759haha literally me hahaha
making mousey cum hands free
>>218486720I would have to take my socks off and be cold
Recently, Greeno Eats visited the Royal Nawaab Pyramid in Stockport - the biggest curry buffet restaurant in the world
>>218486609She can read and is a functional human being. Reading Slyvia Plath is performative depression, not genuinely suicidal depression. If it were a gf id be a little concerned but an escort? Don't worry about it. Amber flag at worst. And its not like your a married man seeing her on the side and she might ruin your life with bpd. Worst case scenario she gives you the real girlfriend experience and thats not sex. Thats a future story to tell. Just check she isnt injecting drugs.
I really couldn't be fucked with the "closest to green squares" section so quite happy with my score. Would have done better if I didn't just vibe that section
>>218486757Why would I do that
>>218486775they won't be cold
>>218486727are these girls lesbians then or what
>>218486759sorry mousey, ive had a bit of a drink and wanted to be a big manin hindsight yeah it was meanplease accept my apologies
>>218486718>good-styleis that some UK slang?
Is there a link to this gay little test?
>>218486797You said you think you love her.
Started pooing standing up
>>218486822https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/
>>218486757OK I will!
>>218486779She's a healthy woman, takes care of herself.She's only a year younger than me which helps my comfort with her.Idk if I'm just imagining it but I do think she genuinely does enjoy seeing me. We had a good chat about books last time and she seemed happy/impressed that I read, as she says nobody seems to read any more.>>218486831Well I'm not sure. Maybe it's more infatuation.
Mad how utterly insignificant Earth isWould recommend you lads to watch a video on the scale of the universe if you aren't already aware of how fucking tiny we are.
(in my mind I'm imagining IQ stands for Indian queers)haha you have a 124 IQ do you? pfff hehehehe hahahahah
>>218486885Insignificant in pure sizebut highly significant in that life formed here
LOSING THIS AY STORMZY YOU A CLOWN FOR THAT
These iq results proving that old copypasta about 4chan just being full of middle class underachievers
>>218486885insignificant how?>errr some big rocks exist somewhereokay???
>>218486928We're all smart but lazy
>>218486885didnt realize neil dereddit tyson browsed /brit/
>>218486915mid
insignificant how?>errr some big cocks exist somewhereokay???
>>218486928or only people with 110+ scores are posting and everyone else got embarrassed
>>218486961you wouldnt say that if she were in front of youyoud be droolling
>>218486915very French pheotype
>>218486928>middle class underachieversgrew up on a council estate with divorced parents and now make 75ki identify as working class
>>218486622no it's just pure anxiety
>>218486990not him but yes i would still say that
>>218486997I was raised middle class but earn 28k The duality of man
>>218486881I like the sounds of her. Is she the Eastern European? I still say don't enter a relationship but as an ongoing concern she sounds good. Remember ive been with over 50 prostitutes, the good the bad and the ugly. And I give her the green flag. As an aside well done for overcoming your initial nerves and hesitation. You are doing great.
got bills to pay but for now just savoring the fact that i have $2500 (~£1900) in my bank account
>o yeah I forgot. be right back ill set up
>>218487006*starts fucking punching you*
yes well ill be voting for the uh ill be voting for the uh yes the tory party ill be voting for them yes thats who ill be voting for
>>218486852Am I understanding this right that if you take too long your score is penalized?
trump should declare martial law
>>218487041i'll be honest, i didn't read the instructions until the memory bitprobably why i fluffed the verbal
catberg acts hard when he sees a bird or mouse but he was a wimp during the thunder storm earlier
>>218487015Not a most flattering photo but he was 98 by then and nobody looks good at that age. Still I miss him. RIP Phil me old mucker.
>Homes have been evacuated in two parts of Devon after the separate discoveries of unexploded devices from WW2why did they not find them until now
>>218487010Nah it's not the Russian. She's British. IDK if she'd enter a relationship with me but she has complimented me on my hair, eyes, lips and clothing and has said I'm good looking. I've seen her three times now. Planning to message her tomorrow morning for the next meeting.>As an aside well done for overcoming your initial nerves and hesitation. You are doing great.Thank you lad, really appreciate that. Yeah I honestly was on the verge of giving up until I met her.
>>218487081Probably could take a mouse or a bird but wouldn't do so well against a bolt of lightning
Scheming a gay porn wank
live
>>218487099didn't explode did they
toby is live
>>218487056Why? That sounds dramatic.
>>218486885I don't like this way of thinking, that Earth and we as humans are insignificant because the universe is unfathomably largeScale is a mathematical fact, but significance is a human experience
>>218487041I didn't see anything about being timed
>>218487100>IDK if she'd enter a relationship with mecan save you the suspense and tell you she wouldn't care if you died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYpVuEOgSwMcrying at the top of my gay porn lungs
trump should declare mortal kombat
>>218487150>>218487150>>218487150New
>>218487056Why?
oh lawdy, my, bumholes so fucked,oh lawdy, my, bumholes so fucked,don't nobody know my bumhole was raw,don't nobody know my bumhole was raw
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaemousey is live!
>>218487143Are they really that harsh?Surely they do care for clients on some level.
>>218487134>>218487076My bad, the instructional page was just making reference to the fact that taking longer past a certain amount of time didn't improve most test-taker's scores, not that there is a timer or any penalization.
>>218487041no thats just the average score vs time taken you thick FUCK
>>218487127>>218487164leftypol is rioting at police doing their jobs he has a chance to declare total rorke victory
went down the hill, other day,so many faggots and they got gay.went down the hill, other day,so many faggots and they got gay
>>218487164Can't attack a NATO ally and irreversibly destroy the current world order and start ww3 if he's too busy shooting his own citizens
>>218487202Ktim
>>>/hm/2693340
This is surreal listening to tobyHe sounds so normal
can't follow you as i don't have an account you see
I am skinny but have a FAT belly but I can't stop eating sweets I love them too much
>>218487166Rubbish anime video and boring chat
>>218487166why does he sound lucid
>>218487256ktim
>>218487202grim & ktim
>>218487100I've been trying to give advice along the way but don't get here much so i've clearly missed a lot of your posts. I see the nasty replies your getting but dont give them any thought, they can get fucked. The fact you have had the guts to go British is impressive. You should be proud of yourself. She sounds great. It sounds romantic and they are the best, even when it doesn't last its still experience and memories. I was thinking about escorts from a decade ago the other night. I'm old now, 34. But the girls I met back then were something else. I'm going to get back in the game and do some punts this year when ive sorted out my drug problem and im looking forward to it.
>>218487256same but its not from sweets i just dont movereckon ill have a collapsed lung one day
The Mousey Project was all a stealth marketing campaign for his boring twitch stream
it's like some of you faggots think the 3 minutes of archive research it takes to figure out you're doing some shit gimmick is a massive own when your targets are people with all this free time..
>>218487319meltdown
>>218487319parasite melty
>>218487324glad hes released from his suffering
>>218487324screaming
really is mad how normal mousey isshattered my whole world view
why does my arse,feel so bad?,why does my hole,feel so bad?
Okay but what actually is wrong with zoomers
that’s not actually mousenonce is it?
Thoughts on Chinese-Romanian-Canadian-British women?
why is most of /brit/ northern
>>218487414i dont think it isit's a ruse of some sort
>>218485823libtards be like 'we need to send another 50 billion so we can drag this out for another couple years'
>>218487424fit af
>>218487304Thanks lad. It's been a whirlwind for me. Back in mid November I had basically given up on having sex.Since then I've seen her three times, another escort once, and another one twice. The other two are good but she is special.I just hope she replies to me tomorrow.She's left me three positive reviews on AdultWork and given me a big red heart emoji in my last message to her, so would you say things are good? Our last meeting was Saturday, and I'm aiming for Sunday next week for our next meeting.Good luck with your adventures
>>218487414No. Toby is Scottish.
>>218487397*steps out of the bushes and unsheathes my dirk*ill be 'avin the 'orse then...
>>218487448Shut up
>>218487397feel bad she always gets bullied on the traitors for no reason bet shes got a lovely moist little quim
>>218487414>>218487432>>218487450it's himhe grew up in england
>>218487414it is
>>218486915Just a shit Jameela Jamil
fake mousey
Why are you lot ALWAYS banging on about namefags/personalities?
if there is a mousenonce stream then link itif not then fuck off
>>218486603 new
did a massive keir just now, little brown bits all over my toilet bowl even after i flushed it down
>>218487492>>218487166
>>218487448*sprints full force at you and dropkicks you*
>>218487492https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
there’s nothing to say the poster obsessed with that horse game was ever mn anyway
>>218487501>>218487513right well until he mentions /brit/ that's just no verifiably mousenonce is it
>>218487540he has already mentioned the thread and spoke briefly about ziedy
>>218487492been linked loads already MONG BOY learn to search threads
it’s obviously not him, he’s overusing mousenonce catchphrases to make it look like him fake and gay
>>218487553i need evidence before me>>218487554maybe after you learn some manners
I don't like mousey no moreMaybe he was the Mickey Pearce all along
Alri
>>218486069Same
>>218487568bizarre cope
>>218487463who is she
might get my gcse's at the ripe old age of 27
it is him you'd know if you saw his stream on january 1st he showed us his room and shit
>>218487591you want to go for a curry at the stockport pyramid this saturday?
>>218487601he might end up doing so in this stream, as he gets progressively more drunk
>>218487601yeah i'm defo encouraged by the zero mention of /brit/ nor schizophrnic tendencies displayed into believing this is indeed toby mousenonce
>>218487619Yeah, on you though haha x
Leftypol going on about stuffRorke saying "yeah, mad that"
>NOEM: U.S. citizens required to prove citizenship on demand nowLOOOOOOOOOL
>>218487448Yes id say things are going great. I'm not sure you have said your age, maybe late 20s? At that point you're a very late bloomer so taking the steps you have taken is great stuff. If it were me 5-10 years ago id be all over her. Twice a week if possible. I hate to say it but these things can fizzle out so its best to get the good times in. But some girls are too busy so once a week is fine. >Good luck with your adventuresThanks. Ive taken the most important steps on my drug problem. Might still be a month or two away from a punt. And living in a small town is a drag but I might plan a trip down to London.
Meltdown
fuck offload of fucking bullshitters
the heating is on
>>218487648>I'm not sure you have said your age, maybe late 20s? At that point you're a very late bloomer so taking the steps you have taken is great stuffI'm 29
Yeah mad that
sounds like such a massive faggot
>>218487641based hope are donald starts a civil war and destroys leftypol
>>21848765823degrees celsius in my gaff
>>218487679your mum discussing you
It’s Sacked Tranny pretending to be mousenonce
>>218487679he's cute stfu
Liberia giving Iran a stern talking to at the UN Security Council Meeting
>>218487679yeah fuck him for good after this, not even entertaining like a homeless person he's just gay
>>218487638if you're gonna be a tight cunt then noif you were a bird i wanted to shag then maybe
>>218487691this
huge parasite melty
>>218487671aye, late bloomer. but nothing wrong with that. you are doing great. dont get disparaged by the bitter spiteful mongs on here.
>>218487696is george weah still the president there
Thursday night talk about the schizos and the Yank politics hours
>>218487728Wikipedia says NO
>>218487696useless talking shop
found her anywaysfuck you cunt!
>>218484096>>218484096
I'm not watching but glad you guys are all having fun x
fancy a new on /mu/?
the Canadian meat riding is crazy
NEW>>218487150>>218487150>>218487150
parasite is pretending to be me on twitch now
>>218487679You stream then big boy
omds what is janny doin
Nice work Janny
>>218487777
JANNY YOU RAPED FAGGOT WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT
well that's that lad been done
Gonna find that leaf bastard and rape him to death
>>218487684Yeah it would be completely "based" to have a dictatorship of billionaires, where everybody who stands up for human rights and workers' rights (which you take for granted) is destroyed, right Rorke?
janny steaming angry
here we are thenback in the old
>>218487928>>218487928>>218487928
Um, janman?
>>218487934he's not gonna like this one, not one bit
>>218487133Smart man
