David Mitchell eating pizza edition
>>218489696hate it when people place bottles or glasses so close to the table's edge
might get my arse out
Cannot describe to you how happy I am they removed the star captcha
heard deano had a bad coke comedown and went and got himself baptised haha
>homer bimpson
>>218489749i still get it
mousey is tipsy !!https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehttps://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaeum x
I want to stick my finger up Emma Watson’s butt, pull it out and sniff it.
curious... he didn't link the old
>>218489755snooze little umaphant snooze
>>218489763scream
Reading a random news story about some woman who did a 'cide, she was married and the husband is in the midst of an inquestWas thinking about how if a married bloke does a 'cide it's>Oh my how dreadful, must've had some real demons he was hidingBut a woman does it and>I bet the husband drove her to it, vile monster
Mad how we can never have Make Britain Great Again because MBGA sounds like a Chelsea centre half
*curious face* *tip* *tap* *tip* *tap* *tip* *tap*
>>218489794Weird looking dog
>>218489794i want one
Does anyone else hold their shite so you accumulate more shite in your colon till your gut hurts and you feel cleaner and more satisfied when you shite it out?Not in a sex way or anything just feels better in the long run.
What is something fun to do as a single man in winter? I've got next week off but nothing to do. North-West England. I'm thinking Blackpool for a nice walk on the prom, some sea air and people watch the slag heads.Cheshire Oaks for some outlet shopping. Manchester for the art gallery and check out some vinyl record shops.
>>218489843>What is something fun to do as a single manget a girlfriend
>>218489843incelwalks or even better incelhikes
>>218489765popping off
>>218489797There was a story posted about a women who killed her child then herself and all the comments on reddit where>omg thats so sad! Poor woman imagine what she must've been going throughImagine if it was a bloke
>>218489843royal naawab, probably THE destination in the north
>>218489794Zesty nigga lmao
toby has confirmed he is 30 !
>>218489879far far FAR too old to be... whatever he is
>>218489755Nigger cocks BBC
I miss Aisha
>>218489843Come round mine and nosh me offJust kidding haha... unless
>*enters the thread*
>>218489829was at a christmas concert and someone was farting the entire time and the farts smelled like poo. i was told this must be what was going on. not very pleasant for those around you
>>218489894he cant help it
>>218489917...midge
ez
>>218489905she got fat ladnothing lasts forever
Children's BBC
>>218489765He's just playing some shit mobile game. How is this interesting? Needs to sort that out for next time.
>>218489843look up and see if there's any super cheap last minute holidays to lisbon or seville
>>218489941Ozempic will save her
er
>>218489941Wouldn't that saying mean the saying will eventually be wrong creating a paradox
>>218489779:3
her poomy willy
>>218489955she seems like the type that wouldn't care and thinks everyone should still cater to her
Getting the GeoWizard watched
just teared up for a second there x
>>218489941like that's a bad thing
pooed out of my arse last night too hard
/brit/ for the girls, gays and theys
>>218490158bizarre post
Can’t take Toby seriously anymore now that I know what a zesty ahh northern gimpy femboy he sounds like. Always envisioned him sounding like a dangerous Glaswegian Ned like DeeDee but he just sounds like a poof. Takes all the menace and threat away from him and he’s just laughable now.
>>218490191pooja on a madone
>>218490191saw this posted earlier todayher arse is in this mp4cor
>>218490187thisespecially since hes 30 lol
Mouselord is an alpha actually!
bit too late for a last orders innit?
>>218490191did she try to flashbang ranjeet with her pussy
>>218490118who is this little slut?
>>218490191Why did she pull her pants down?
>>218490269I assume she pulled her trousers down to imply that the man tried to rape her. You notice the man struggles to fight back after that moment because he's probably fearful for being seen as a rapist
>>218490187>Can’t take Toby seriously anymore>anymore
Is there much of a market for stolen defibrillators
>>218490187DeeDee is not a dangerous Glaswegian ned lmaoooooooo hes supposed to be the parody of a no use waster hasheid. Johm Paul is the ned character.You are 100% some posh english cunt
>>218490291>>218490295
>>218490282Kys
test
>>218490306The batteries in them are supposedly worth thousands. Which is why they aren't dotted around everywhere because they need replaced every few years.
>>218489843visit barrow in furness
>>218490415um
>>218490191Need millions more of these people importing pronto
>>218489843There's a haunted Blackpool tram where you can see a ghost :)
right... I like to say I don't use social media all day but the reality is I browse 4chan all day so I want to cut it out. what do you lads do with your free time besides social media/here and video games?
And what of cami's cock?Has thine princess revealed thy wand?
>>218490438grow up.
toby is drunk
>>218490442Learn an instrument or play darts
>A man the same size as me who I can overpower tried to rape me so to get back at him I'll beat him up and pull my pants downStruggling to follow any kind of logic here
so i've gone and got a last oneand i'm gonna be fucked tomorrow likeabsolutely fuckedgod help me
>>218490491How do I get a Rorke legs gf
>>218490511last what
>>218490442-Gym/sauna/steam room/treadmill/pool can easily take up 2-3 hours ta pass the time-Reading-Instruments-friends (racists)-Pursuing women-EtcLiterally world is yer oyster
hate cunts that eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>218490524last vodka and some coca cola
Do yanks really get a 50k payment for joining ICE? Would I be welcomed? I'm white.
Can someone post that doo doo doo doo vid where the girl dances in a lightbulb that was popular like 5 years ago
>>218490442shit myself
Don't forget to like and subscribe
>>218490540white here>Do yanks really get a 50k payment for joining ICE? Would I be welcomed?yes
>>218490540As I've said >>218455116
>>218490540once democrats win the election, they will nuremberg all ICE members and throw them in prison so it's likely not worth it.
>>218490622do you think yanks will make it til the next election?
roar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6fKboqfMs
>>218490629Hi I'm a political expert. I personally doubt it. Trump is going to suspend elections
>>218490629hope notdemocracy sux
>>218490649they honestly need to chimp out at each other and have one side declared the winner tbqh
They're paying the immies $3k to leave, very wealthy nation
don't know what is going on at all in the uma game
Alert: I've just done a smelly trump.Thank you for your attention in in this matter!!!
>>218490664Good luck in the chaos, brother
bit of a shite night out there should have stayed at homewas out with a couple mates and one of them who managed to land a gf and is not particularly good looking and a bit of a social spastic brought his new gf along who is good looking no idea how he landed that one but surely wont last long
>>218490661ummy
>>218490669me neither and I've caught every stream
>>218489953ive looked at med holidays and its too cold to bother. nowhere consistently above 20c
>Three teenagers lured a man to a beach by posing as a 16-year-old girl and beat him to death with rocks while calling him a ‘f***ing paedophile’, a court has heard.
/brit/ holiday in Lanzarote? Mouselord on karaoke
I can live with becoming a minority in my own country but I WILL NOT accept a single white woman being upset
>>218490725Going there in April so I am >.<
>>218490714>posing as a 16-year-old girl>calling him a ‘f***ing paedophile’
find the streams quite enjoyable to hang out in tbqh
>>218490725I'll go I don't know who mouselord is tho not an active poster recently >>218490747What date we flying lad? We staying hotel or Airbnb?
>>218490777Hotel lad. Not saying the exact date. Was there in August last year too. Nice place
>>218490789ktim ktim ktim!!!!!!
>>218490797Who you going with (other than myself)
*starts gay pornily shadow boxing*
>>218490829the senpai. you can come if you're not weird
>>218490842
If Rape was a person, what would they look like?
pawasite
>>218490882male
>>218490882
drinking tea right out the teapot. just sucking on the spout
>>218490887sc
>>218490887roar
>>218490891protip massage the spout as you suck so the tea comes out quicker
>>218490857What's a senpai and how long a week?
What do you reckon Emma Watson’s poo smells/tastes like.
mental how the fa.m -> senpai filter is still on even though it makes no sense
>>218490907came out a bit premature when i did that
>>218490963baka desu senpai>>218490957shit/shit
>>218490963museum website at this point desu senpai
Having such a dry spell the thought crossed my mind to message the ex (whom I broke up with and she reached out to me months later - I ignored her) to see if she wanted to come around
Current Irish flag is Canslad but sober and sensible
just atetoo much chocolateghhhhhhh
>>218490187where's his voice? just got in
Thinking about converting to Judaism
I reckon a woman would slap you to bits if she found out you had secretly eaten her poo.
>>218489764so do I
>>218490874I made this webm
2016 was a decade agoyou cannot go back
>>218491074
Next election I'm voting for Labour
>>2184910922016 wasn't good for me anyways. i would go back to 2011
>>218491101Bradley Welsh
>>218491103lol i would toosecond year of uni, getting stoned and drunk every day
>>218491117sc
>>218490309He's 100% a ned
>>218491117good post
tbf Tevvez was on to something when he made Legend
>>218491092people pretend to be nostalgic for 2016 now but i remember it was the trendiest thing in the world to act like your life sucked and you were suicidal back theneveryones actual peak was like '11/'12 when the recession ended and job market rebounded
>>218491117rare good yank post
>You are 100% some posh english cuntGosh how insulting...to be well off...and superior in every way...
i made that post
>>218491092One of the best years, for me
Used to think Limmy was witty but then I realised I just find his stupid accent amusing
>>218491206same but it was when i realised he's just a bitter old man
not interested in anythingdont want to do anything
>>218489696ktim
You can tell a man’s hormones without bloodwork.– Weak handshake– Slouched posture– Avoids eye contact– Overexplains himself– Laughs when disrespectedThat’s not personality.That’s endocrine collapse
>>218491252Yeah okay mate
>>218491252ok
It’s time to lock in Patriots
toby live melty
>>218491289la li lu le lo?
>>218491252wow thats interesting *rolls eyes**walks off*
right ok he's going mental
Washing my arse in the kitchen sink with imperial lather soap
I wanna holla at some shorties yall feel me
>>218491252yeah kind of
>>218491252ratted the runts with this one mate good stuff
im afraid that if i go to shit right now ill end up jerking off afterwards in there
>>218491338it explains a lot spending some time listening to him
mousey melty over water
fleuride
tune in to hear Mousey be a boring twat
scream
What’s mousey’s twitch?
fucks sake who said they were drinking water
>>218491403https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
>>218491403https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumaehes having a melty currently
>>218491403twitch.tv/mousenonce_
Why didn't he just get on finasteride?
>>218491252thanks for the masculinity lesson andrew tato
>>218491428Dht blockers are retarded
talc is short for talculator btwjust using slang
>>218491449s
My estimation of mousey as a man just fucking plummeted
>>218491428Because the beanie is welded to his head
>>218491428fin just slows down thinning of the crownand kills your dick
>>218491459he's a walking advert for non water drinking
Has nostalgia for 2016 seriously entered public consciousness
such a fat mess that wiping my own arse is becoming a struggle
>>218491420i got a plan
>>218491448Ok let's hear your opinion on what the best treatment is for hair loss. *nudges one of the Brits in here with my elbow* >This'll be good
>>218491478Yes get used to the most annoying people you know overdoing it
this one is going down in history
Mousenonce wildly unaware of how the water cycle works.
right well that's 5 minutes of mouser and that's all i could bearhe actually might have a future on twitch tbf, the lad can yap
I remember 2016 and everyone was absolutely seething because of Trump and Brexit
just drank some water
>>218491478I mean yeah a lot of people were in high school at that time including me, 2026 will be nostalgic for people who are currently in high school and so on and so on...
>>218491526Can I come visit you in Bulgaria and sleep on your couch
What's a good movie to watch
>>218491554UM x
>>218491541Mmm i don't know, maybe in the summer, are you a cool lad?
>>218491557the shape of water
Drink the fluoride water Tobester
why did you set him off ffs
he's going menkle
>>218491572NOT a fan of the works of Guillermo del Toro
be honest lads how many years you got left in you? dont reckon i have much desu I would be happy to go now
>>218491568Yeah Im cool we'd get along and then you can come stay in mine in Ireland I'll show you around
>>218491595about 70
His brain just does not work right.
>Nigel Farage ‘tricked into paying tribute to Ian Watkins’>In the 27-second clip, he says: ‘This message is to pay tribute to Ian Watkins, a good man, a really good guy who is very much in contact with me.>‘He loved his children and will be sorely missed by them forever. He will always hold a very special place in everybody’s heart.>‘Remember what he always said ‘Mad Lolz’ doesn’t that sum up the world doesn’t it?’‘Sorry for your grief but please try and keep some happy memories.’screaming
>I don’t consent to drinking waterPoo scream
>>218491595Considering killing myself actually
>>218491595Going to live to well over 100 out of spite for this world
>>218491595Gonna go as long as I can unless something horrific happens to me like becoming quadriplegic
>>218491618
And they said this wasn't mousey lol
>>218491595Might just buy a new car and travel the country. Never did the whole exploration thing when I was young
mousey getting nasty to the audienceungrateful
>>218491595It is my goal to be last person alive that was born in the 20th century
>>218491596Interesting, I'll think about it....I've never visited Ireland.
>>218491647i his he the fella that sucked that womans tits as a wee boy on GoT?
do you all reckon anything catastrophic will happen in our lifetimes to shake up the world or will the elites for a lack of a better term keep the lid on the pot
>if you're drunk go eat palm oil
>replace drinking water with vitamin C consumption
>>218491647wonder what they talk about
honestly watching him do his usual routine in real time is really amazing
>>2184916829/11 was pretty big wasn't it
>>218491685>>218491689who are you quoting?
>>218491704It is this is comedy gold
>>218491711don't worry about it x
>>218490613peng
>>218491682no there is too much money and control in the current status quo, I genuinely believe that technological advancements and whatnot will reach a standstill soon
>>218491711Mousenonce is streaming on twitch, do try to keep up with the thread.
>>218491704It's surreal
>>218491682I hope not, covid was pretty fucking shite mate, my father almost lost his business and my uncle almost died
>>218491557Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>218491740Literally me but I'm cuter and a bit taller.
i think a move to kick will happen soon
there have only been 2 happenings this century and we're 26 years into it9/11 and covidis that more or less than the 20th century had at the same point?
getting tired of this r9k parasite
so mousenonce is the new seasidefaggot
>>218491774just the deadest references
Can honestly say I have never experienced love ever, couldn't describe it for the life of me.
>>21849177320th century had two world wars and one world cup
>>218491705wasnt in my lifetime though was it
>>218491774you see this is why I was annoyed when he turned up again
uma game looks like complete brainrot slop
>>218491774sir gaslighter
did the retard say something retarded? fascinating
>>218491779>>218491792sick of this fellas face who even is he?
>>218491429scuhreeeamin
'ate the bourgeoisie'ate the petite-bourgeoisie'ate class traitorsluv prolessimple as
>>218491817little alien bradley
>>218491466what so it doesn't help with your hairline, just the bald spot?
>>218491818its bradley chase
>>218491818
>>218491647what is this pic why dis you post it
>>218491740kek its like the perfect visual representation of the 4chan incel fantasy
>>218491802
Where do I get a gf like this?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1768425970274770.webm
doing a read of the paper
sloppy joe grilled cheese
>>218491622>>218491622Ktimmerz
>>218491893fake as fuckdoesnt match the anatomy of her legs at all and atrociously obvious photoshop shadows
>>218491898In Bulgaria
Screaming at mousenonce having a melty over water while his 240p stream buffers every 10 sec because hes tethering from his caravan LOL
>>218491968works on my machine
>>218491968been fine for me
>>218491968This nigga got slow internet
>>218491968parasite
>>218491968off topic >>>twitch.tv
>>218492062>>218492062
>mousey is a mancI feel this is new info, no?
>>218491906saw a trucker girl youtube do summat like diss but much more ratchetshe got like fajitas or whateverput raw mince meat on itthen cooked them togetherwiv cheesepropa mental
