vini edition
>>218492075??He’s Glaswegian
>>218492062If I drew this profile I could be arrested
what's the gay little anime thing he's playing
reminder to drink more water
>>218492062why did all the madrid egos hate alonso
pack it in mousey
>>218492095sc
legendary stuff
>>218492062Top 10 tear-dropping photos that will make you say "f*ck having borders and sh*t"
Lady Ann Widdecombe.
>>218492095but not too much cause youll piss out the electrolytes
ebin i know you're here you foul parasiteyou are pushing fucking 40, kill yourself salad fingers
>>218492062One race, the human race KEK
>>218492102he actually tried to manage instead of ancelotti style "managing"
>>218492124
>Harry Pothead
>Bardley Walsh
stream is boring until he gets pished desuuma game is mind numbingly boring
>>218492160yeah he barely spoke for hours
>>218492152why did you set him off
>>218492141>Professor Snopes
>>218492149neurotypical women repulse me
Mad how my x algorithm is basically /brit/ now
Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on me a sinner.
bardley walsh is not funnyhomer bimpson is not funnyharry pothead is not funnynonw of you are funny. just shut the fuck up already
>>218492149I had sex with her btw
>>218492170he started on the water thing himself
How comes nobody wears Reebok anymore
gonna go have my tea now
>>218492178>neurotypicalnot a real thing
>>218492202that shit better be filtered nigga!
>>218492190nigga you reposted his water rant
>>218492197IS THIS THE REEBOK OR THE NIKE
aff tae bed
>>218492185realwhatsapprea is literally me
>>218492226yeah in response to him talking about not drinking water
>>218492197i wear fila>>218492234mad because i just woke up
>>218492234no one cares fuck offhope you don't wake up
>>218492239"i only poured petrol on the fire"oh well it was very funny anyway
I need to smell Emma Watson’s female gas.
>>218492251well i wasn't expecting him to have a full blown hour long melty over it
>>218492254she's chopped now cuz
>>218492263you really do cause so many of them it's very funny
loved hermione in chamber of secrets and prizoner of azkaban. not so much the later films
>>218492186don `t worry ..it Will beOkay !! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ1myt4-gX4
listening to kid rock
>>218492288good post
she peaked in the teeth test
>>218492330lol
You know summat that's gone practically extinct?Alarm clocks.When's the last time you waddled into a girl's bedroom and saw a good old fashioned alarm clock? They're going the way of the dodo.Bloody tragic.
going the way of the dildo
>When's the last time you waddled into a girl's bedroomlol
>>218492330it was a different time
listening to 2017 cum town and reminiscing
electric key not working anywhere I take it. I actually don't know what to do lol I wish I wasn't poor. I'll just try it again everywhere tomorrow.
>>218492412my girlfriend has an alarm clock because her phone doesn't always wake her up and she can't rely on her parents
>>218492431what do you do if you see someone with an obvious disability?do you acknowledge it asap to break the ice or pretend you don't notice it and they're 100% normal? I reckon I'd do the former.
>>218492431wish i had a gf with a nub
>>218492435amazing how unfunny cumtown is. it's like they took o&a and decided to replace the hosts with a bunch of unfunny losers and also decided to have less funny comedian friends on top of it
>>218492450I'd marry this one>do you acknowledge it asap to break the ice or pretend you don't notice it and they're 100% normal?if its a stranger i let him bring it up, if its a friend I make jokes,
so you lads watched Starfleet Academy yet?
lasagne. yummy.
>>218492473>amazing how unfunny cumtown isamazing how wrong you are
>>218492496hope you enjoyed it ^.^
>>218492496not though, is it.... for the same ingredients you could have made a far superior pasta bake
Where America goes, Britain follows. It is an iron rule as night follows day. When do we get our ICE?
>>218492493sure man
>>218492493looks gay
watching an ai video on youtube about the nzsas it was made by someone in kazakhstan
>>218492471You need one hand fondling the balls though or it doesn’t feel as good
>>218492493my good friends rich and mike recommended deep space nine to me so i think i'll watch that instead
got a habit of saying "yeah-yeah-yeah" and "no-no-no" instead of just yes or no
Wish I had kids.
got 44 tabs open :/
>>218492558:\
>>218492558>3 tabs in chromium>178 tabs in multiple firefox windows>17 tabs in torbrowser
>>17 tabs in torbrowser
right I buy one meat product a week. last friday it was chicken thighs. what shall I buy tomorrow? I'm thinking... pork belly slices.
y'all remember culver's curderburger
/pol/ is becoming left wing
>>218492610A leg of lamb or one of those big jamon things where you just cover it in cloth and leave it out on the side, taking slices as and when
Btw the man with the longest medically verified penis is a white Briton
>>218492633and the smallesttotal anglo domination
>>218492610i eat 3 containers of chicken thighs (5lbs each) per week)>>218492633it's not you so why do you care?
>>218492618and twitter is becoming /pol/they won
>>218492613no but it looks lush
I cannot remember a worse start to a year. Nothing has happened I've just been completely miserable for 15 days solid with zero respite.
>>218492653(hmmm.... this lad needs cheering up.) *pats you bracingly on the shoulder* haha cheer up, eh lad?
>>218492672that irl would probably be the best thing to happen to me all year tbf
>>218492633wonder if he's ever sucked his own dick
looks like a bum
>>218492690def
>>218492450the latterthey're probably sick of people mentioning it to them
>>218492640If you're talking about that bloke who went on this Morning, he's a yank
>>218492640i noticed that as far as porn goes we don't seem to have the most 'stars' from here as you might expectbut off the top of my head, we invariably do have the best onessame with chefs
>>218492717this bitch should be in jail already
>>218492641>it's not you so why do you care?debunks the BBC myth
your life if you did have a tv, internet, or social media. you wouldn't be like this
>>218492710gutted
>>218492729this show is why i was such a pussy as a teenager
>>218492732well we've still got a contender apparently
>>218492745bet it's average as fuck in realitymy pink ribbon ://
why are jews always complaining about something
>>218492763they're so unbelievably dramatic so you're probably right
>>218492737I'm still a huge pussy and I'm 33. don't think I'll ever feel like a man.
>>218492778nick mullen called them 'the women of races'reckon their behaviour makes far more sense in this perspective
foggy out tonight. Fog lights were blaring
>>218492729i'd be black?
wish i had a wooden sailboat
Business idea: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Shove it up your Arse.
Business idea: buying all the Nintendo stocks I can and then selling them after they announce the next core mario game/smash bros/zelda/whatever they have in their pocket and making a tidy profit
Ellie Goulding - Burn.mp3
right... any good interesting threads up anywhere on 4chan at all for me to enjoy?
Remembering the days where I felt that I needed a TV next to my computer so that I could watch something on cable while I browsed the web. Mental how people used to just watch tv and didn't have a choice in what the watched.
>>218492981download
>>218493009yeah some good ones on /hm/ x
got a good feeling about 2026, gonna start up my own gardening business
Might kill myself
>>218493136right well how about you don't do that
Love fingering my arsehole and then smelling the pooey smells
>>218493055
>>218493164Delete this post before a girl sees it
>>218493166my first thought upon seeing those two: 'uh oh!'
>>218493177No girls around here :relieved:
need a they/them gf
too late
Join your local archery club.
https://www.idealhome.co.uk/news/will-it-get-the-green-light-design-team-unveils-new-plans-to-turn-london-s-gherkin-building-into-a-giant-green-pickle-43361
DTFIC really seems to be struggling with his homo friends leaving the thread
>>218493278whatever happened to rooster teethbetween 2013 and 2015 I watched everything they put out religiously
I give off Golden Retriever vibes
>>218493206You just know she has some funky BO
>>218493434i give off xl bully vibes
thoughts on doing a po?
If you were on live, internationally broadcasted television, what would you say? I’d say “a cock full of shit”.
hearing voices through the wall AGAIN
>>218493540What are they saying?
>>218493548usually it's just mumblinglike I can hear a voice but there's not much I can make out
>>218493411Turned into a corporate video churning machine which put a lot of people off.Then to continue the video churning, they would hire their friends, force them in a load of videos thinking the community would like them by way of exposure (a lot of the time that didn't work), then give said friend a show of their own to churn out yet more videos. The new shows were all shit.Then a bunch of controversies kicked off that damaged the reputation. Suddenly that veil of "these guys are like my cool internet friends. I wanna work in an epic office like that" died for the people that actually believed that.Then they sold the company off to some even more corporate video churners. Might have been Warner Bros i cant remember.Then most of the people who made the company good in the first place were either gone or massively sidelined in favour of newgens who nobody wanted to watch so it just kind of died.I think there was also some paywalling shit where anything half decent required you to pay a subscription to their website. Why anyone would do that when there was far better stuff coming out daily on youtube for free idk
>>218493552called having neighbours x
>>218493552Are they real or TV or something?
>>218493570My bedroom is in the attic and the neighbours don't have an attic like ours
>>218493572nah the tv is in the living room they're very realthey come and go
weird how growing up there was like a weird nostalgia for like 80s and 70s andnyou thought was coz like the music was like goodnow people start having nodtalgia for 90s and even 2000s, music, fashion, everyfingand like even now people start having nostalgis for like 2015likr we just initiated this hellscape of cyclical nostalgia never to escapefings garn get more dogshit with a.i. too
>>218493558The death rattle for them is when they stole Ray's twitch channel from him then decided livestreaming was profitable and used it for their own content
yeah mad thing is i've already taken it and you know this
>>218493598their bedroom is probably adjacent to the room directly below your attic
>>218493601it's because the people who grew up in the era start making the media innit, anyway the 90s pop culture was pretty unquie from the USA so i wonder how much zoomies will think of the 90s and industiral and Grunge rather than Rave Muisc and Britpop
>>218493626you haven't seen my house so you wouldn't knowyou can't hear your neighbours in this attici've never ever heard them in all my years living here
OMG Babes Xxx
>>218493558>Turned into a corporate video churning machine which put a lot of people off.Many such cases
I used to religiously watch Smosh back when it was just Ian and Anthony before they turned into another corporateslop channelLooked back at some of their old videos and it's painfully unfunny. I wonder how I even liked that shite
>>218493778were you also 13?
I'm a special needs retard with a hole in my chest
I bet Emma Watson has farted at least once today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeHviTKEqSo
If there’s grass on the field, play ball
>>218492095I'm supping a glass right now
listening to the first thirty seconds of circle of life on repeat
A Frenchman with a fancy little mustache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD15H0NDGys
Get the west saved
laptop battery's about to di
how the west was bummed
Rupert Vansittart sex arse
mental how power tool makers have cornered their buyer bases with this battery nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkS9VZUlQJw>millennial women doing reunion tours of the girlband they were in in 2002Excellent
tie a pink ribbon on my swc
My first solid poo in years just happened. I’m very happy to say I haven’t drank alcohol in a week
>>218494093probably just eat more fiber and banana in the future mate
>>218493778You were a child, I used to watch Tom Green on MTV as a child and thought it was funniest thing. it's just the 2000s version of modern 'prank' influencers who just act annoying around people.
>>218494121Did I ask for an opinion? My diet is fine, the alcohol made my poo come out as sludge
fingered a dutch girl who shat down my arm
>>218494033for what pvrpose?
finding it increasingly more and more painful and uncomfortable to sit at a desk these daysmy back and legs just cant take it any more, feels like my entire lower body is in prison just locked in that position legs and feet start going numb and then tingling almost lose balance and get dizzy standing back is on fireshouldes permanently stuff and hunched forwardi hate this torture fuck big chair and big desk industry i want to break free
>>218492062enjoy the MI5 in your door next week
i show no love to homo thugs
>>218494143very coolim sure your diet is fineim sure your liver is healthyvery coolvery nicewell done
Imagine Emma Watson squirting diarrhea from her bumhole directly into your mouth. Bliss.
>>218494211>diarrheaFOY
>>218494195*starts clapping your arse*
it should be illegal for women to exist
You sound like an incel loser.
going to ask /g/ for gaming laptop recommendations and if linux is usable yet
>>218494245ktim
>>218494248answer will be no and no
chatbot that instead of replying instantly, will leave you on read for a bit so it feels more natural
>>218494245im an incel winner hanz gertschneider
watching variety shows from the 1960s lads, some good choonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HENY4D_qbA
>>218494232soon mate, soonhttps://twitter.com/1x_tech/status/2010743979818836269
want more ram but dont want to spend money on it, will you lads buy me 64gb of ddr5 ram please?
>>218494263That's impossible. All incels are losers by definition. If you were a winner, a woman would like to have sex with you.
>>218494211how long have you been obsessed with this woman anon?she's so 4chan in 2010 it's almost nostalgic
haven't pooed in three days
think of incelsmall incelhe's smellysmelly in the bedroomincel sleepssleeps in his bedroomif he wants toif he wants to
There’s going to be an earthquake. There’s going to be a tornado. There’s going to be a volcano. All at the same time. In Brum.
>>218494293Bizarre post
Wow! That's poetry.
>>218494266wonder what it was like to go from the 50s to the 60sseems like quite a big jump socially
>>218494292better butter the sides :)
can't imagine anyone who isn't a foid or an unbelievable gaylord using 'incel' AND 'loser' unironically, at the same time
>>218494286im a winner because j have evolved past the primal urge for dex builds with the female gender
it's been a hard days postingincels been smelly like a dogits been a hard days postinghe should be sleeping like a log
>>21849426660's fashion was soo cool
Only one month until Ramadan starts, lads.
>>218493868Jenny is so cute I wish I had a geeky historian gf who looks like a lesbian
always imagine people using the word incel as some mchuge blue haired roaste who stinks of cat pat and spends her day moderating a subreddit for free and posting i hate men on twitter 50 times an hour
>>218494362one month until resident evil 9 comes out
>>218493868why are fascists bad anyway
*believes in God*
>>218494336I always just type things like "have sex incel" when I'm losing an argument online.
actually us incels are based and cool
>>218494392have sex 'cel
>>218494340Shant.
*enters brit*
the robots are comingthe new age of inceldom is among us
>us incels
sometimes i do odd things
>>218494434list them
Topol sex arse
>>218494434Are you an oddball irl?
>>218494446 recently developed another tic when i remember something embarrassing where i make that gay foden face with his tongue out and make a noise like "eeeee"
>>218494454screaming
sometimes i imagine a random person from somewhere else on the planet is given my vision for a moment and so i change what i'm doing to appear normal to them while they're seeing my life
>>218494454what face
>>218494450yeah
>>218494470i dont have the image but its the zesty foden face
>>218494464thats autism luv x
>>218494507yeah it probably is x
>>218494522when im doing a poo i like to imagine im in some underground bunker far away from everyone so that im safe x
do you need to go to bed? this is your sign to go to bed, goodnight anon
>>218494532that sounds comforting
>>218494533nite!!
>>218494533im in bedwith the lamp onand a movie with one hour fifteen minutes leftmight pop a valium so i can sleep afteror maybe ill do a night walk
another thing i do is when i'm listening to music i imagine i don't speak english and try to listen to just the sounds of the words without them having any meaning
Any man who would not eat her faeces cannot call themselves a heterosexual man.
>>218494592why?
>>218494617don't know x
SEX PORN
>>218494627!!!
>>218494627UM x
got bumned
>>218494652how
bro got bumned
getting gang blacked
>>218494681willy up me bum
the fruit lurlups factory
everyine talks about 2016 bein 10 years ago but what scares me is how far away 2020 is alreadyabsolutely FUCKED
>>218494710sniveling little runt grow a pair
>>218494725*twists your pair*
>>218494710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQamjt7vP4
>>218494762um
>>218494735*suddenly teleports to an unknown location, leaving your hand with an empty grip*(a voice breaks the silence from behind you) Um, back off??
34 years old staying up all nightnot up with a birdnot up looking after a babyjust lonely watching films and tellyplanning a walk with no dogchrist im lonelyloneliest man in the worldor at least the north of england
>>218494785join the crowd
>>218494785bruh
the 2% inflation target sex arse
>>218494785ktim
Can you help us find Rubie?Rubie, aged 13, was last seen in Corrimal on Monday, 12 January 2026.
>>218494802what crowd?>>218494803its just an improvised poem>>218494812i have you lads
Berry, Mary, merry and bury all perfectly rhyme where I come from.
71 million viewsmental
poo 2026
>>218494831midwest wanker
Up for toil been up since 1:00 due to a headache 10 hour shift too life is grim
>>218494828the crowd of lonely runts (all of us)
>>218494831don't like the word burydoesn't make sense to be written like that
>>218494847pull a sickie. you can always go work at sainsburys or asda
>>218494855so says you, i live near Bury
>>218494842its the same inthe south
love americanslove americasimple as
>>218494833how come Chris Hansen never caught any women nonces
>>218494874Huck over hereyou have never been down the Mississippi
night lads
>>218494888not a crime i don't think
>>218494892sleep tight
>>218494904funny genre of image
>>218494904I’m Emmayank and even I know most girls don’t want to hear shit like that.
He figured it out.
She's so pretty
i from north carolins
>>218494940yupp
heres some embarassing information about me pleaae dont bully me with it
>>218494940Here’s the >she you were looking for when you posted this:>she
>I’m Emmayank
>>218494946where's that
>>218494968Just north of South Carolins
>>218494968you used to invade us you cunt
>>218494892G'NIGHT SIR!
>>218494990s-sorry
real yankoid hours
git er done senpai
Genuinely asking - how am I supposed to cope with having a small penis? I'm also bad at wordle
>>218495006need a yankoid gf
>>218494990i live in halifax, englandstop stealing our town names yeah?
>>218495027length/girth?
>>218494825curious what happened to her
>>218495036oi it was YOU all that made those towns
In that layer of depression where for about 2 hours every day I feel amazing but then fall down to 2-3 on the out of 10 mood scale again.
>>218495036I knew you didn't live in Hebden Bridge really.
>>218495044It's not impressive im not sure what the measurements are
>>218495107well mine doesnt look impressive but its above average in measurements
First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in the live-action ‘TOMB RAIDER’ seriesComing soon to Prime Video
>>218495134>>218495134>>218495134>>218495134
