hilo animeprevious: >>218493039
Hilo tranime
> hilo animeum, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
too tired to goon honestly
>>218495163Hilo riley
Cumpies, I'm drinking covfefe.
I dont want to work tomorrow
>Mending >Protection IV>Respiration III>Unbreaking III>Defiance IV(0.25 damage taken ignored per level. Has diminishing returns)>Thorns III>Battle Rouse V(+4% damage taken is regenerated over the next 4 seconds per level)>Feather Falling IV>Depth Strider III>Totem of Undying>Golden ApplesI'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive?
How do you plan to prove your citizenship if asked?
>>218495213by forcing him to get a job or stop mooching off his parents
>>218495207at this hour?but anonymouswhat ifwhat ifwhat if you cannot get to sleep?
>>218495227can't you just show a driver's license or something
/cum+g/
>>218495244That proves residency but not citizenship
huge monster bbc
FOB
word is bond
song is stock
>>218495227pretty fucking obvious dumbass
Feel like pooing and vomiting wish I had someone to comfort me
>>218495322In Canada you need to have a birth certificate or a citizenship paper or a passport. Which one do Americans usually carry with them?
>>218495353get thisin the USAwe have this inventioncalledTHE COMPUTERthat works on something calledTHE INTERNETlolget with the times
>>218495362I'm on the computer right now
>>218495370say "THANK YOU, USA!" for that privilege
>>218495374Are you going to have a melty if I don't?
I bet Sabrina Carpenter looks terrible naked
kneehow nigga
every impressive technological innovation has been made by a jew. every other innovation pales in comparison.
>>218495292Thank God for the labels or I wouldn't understand
>>218495441
>>218495207
every impressive technological innovation has been supported by a jeet. every other innovation pales in comparison.
I guess China is Canada's new best friend
listening to jazz again
white supremacy is a meme once you realize all the crazy shit was made by some ashkenazi jew.
>>>/lit/25022613>>>/lit/25022613>>>/lit/25022613>>>/lit/25022613
going to day drink come sunday. Fuck it, I have nothing else to do between another grueling gauntlet of work
zoomer culture peaked around 2017-2018, it's been downhill ever since
>game has completely nonsensical puzzles
They had to get a new pirate ship to do the show from, the last one sank in the bay in view of where I am sitting now
made some chamomile and watched fallout with the bf
>poster is a retarded manchild
>with the bfFaggot
i paused my goon for this
>>218495529the answer is the top right cross with the black line down the centerare you retardednigga couldn't recognize his own reflection let alone basic pattern matching
>>218495547Why is that the answer? What do I DO with that information? Hit the button next to it? Why are there flags without buttons?
>>218495538That's pretty much meYou ride around the bay and get drunk, then dinner and a show, pirates try to take the boat
went to a comedy event and it fucking sucked. waste of time and money.
>>218495292why are englishers so brown and fat?
Made one>>>/v/730918563
>>2184955563 columns, read top to bottomfirst column is row one plus row two equals row threesame for the second column but you can see that where they overlap is blackthese two columns show that for the third column you combine the two lines then the overlap in the center is blackhit the button next to that
>>218495600That looks really really really gay sorry
>>218495610You look really really gay
>>218495583Okay, I understand, but I still think this is a dumb puzzle and there's no indication of the rules. How was I supposed to know that.
>>218495600i'm more of a historical miniatures fan myself
>>218495616That's why your gay dad hit on me
White scars are cool
Listening to Rise Against.
>Manushya-Rakshsasi choked and lashed out harder. Its sword sliced across the Khan’s back, severing armour-plates and lifting them loose. Its talons scraped across his side, puncturing muscle where his battleplate had been ripped clear. The vast creature twisted like a snake, trying to throw its tormentor off, but the Khan only pressed harder, driving his fingers into the daemon’s throat and tearing up the sinews. ‘There is nowhere left to hide,’ the Khan hissed, throttling the dregs of life out of the flailing daemon. ‘We know you now. We shall hunt you in every plane of reality. We shall cleanse the void, then we shall cleanse the warp.’ >Manushya-Rakshsasi spat its defiance, but the spittle was laced with ichor now, and its eyes had clouded. A shudder rippled through its ravaged frame, and the talons went limp. ‘So look on me now, yaksha,’ said the Khan, ‘and know your slayer.’ >The daemon dragged up a final, strangled breath, gazing up at Jaghatai with both loathing and horror. Then the primarch released his grip and seized the daemon’s own sword from its slackening grip. Taking its flaming hilt in both hands, he twisted round, pulled it back, then plunged it into Manushya-Rakshsasi’s chest. The daemon screamed, impaled on the burning blade. The Khan hauled the sword back out, then thrust his gauntlet deep into the gaping wound. >‘For the Emperor!’ he cried, ripping the daemon’s heart from between its ribs and brandishing it high above his head. Ichor as thick and dark as oil ran down his arm, steaming as it came. Across the bridge, the White Scars heard their master’s cry of triumph, as did the daemons, and all saw the Keeper of Secrets’ still-thudding heart held aloft. Every warrior rose up then, fighting still, their blades plunging and their fists clenched hard. ‘For the Khan!’ they roared.
>>218495626That's why you sucked his dick
>>218495600'member that time the Khan got very slightly insulted and had a meltdown and called Fulgrim a faggot
Farting up a storm while on the toilet my stomach still hurts doe
>>218495635Vaguely I listened to hours a lot of the horus heresy, but can only remember some of it because my memory is terrible
>>218495650It's a funny moment, a couple of the primarchs are having some bants and Fulgrim is like "hey I hear you guys like making your bikes non-regulation" and Khan goes "YEAH WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT" and it spoils the mood
https://youtu.be/Nc2ElHVBqCo
>>218495664Erm, he was talking about Fabius Bile modifying the Emperor's Children and tampering with their genes.
>>218495681Yeah but they don't give that context in that book so it just sounds like he's calling him gay
>>218495688Erm, even if Fabius hadn't been alluded to or outright shown doing the bit in the HH by that point, it wad still an obvious nod to decades old lore, albeit.
https://vocaroo.com/1lHG29OdTqTQ
Can't believe Warhammer 40k is currently the only thing being discussed in the chat.
>>218495433corrpropa womfy diss kittingotnshire
more like BOREhammer 40k ahahhahahahah
For me its the Blood Angels
40k is gay and childish. Warhammer Fantasy is where it’s at.
gay nerds playing with toys lol
>>218495769gay nerds(your mom) been playing with toys(my balls) for years
All of soyhammer is gay and childish and the fandom is super obnoxious and inserts their obsession everywhere
i only play blood bowl these days
I think they are setting up Titus to be the next Chapter Master of the Ultramarines
>>218495777Sure faggot go play with your dolls lmao
when god closes a door he opens a window. but sometimes he closes that window, and that's called lynks disease.
>>218495800theyre action figures, actually
They can't make me get a job I'll shit myself right then and there if need be
>>218495801He opens the window so you can throw yourself out of it
lost count of how many shits i took today after my 6th shit
Keep farting and letting little pieces of poo out I think I'm constipated might have to break out the prune juice and release the mud flood oh yeah
this nigga cant count to 7
>>218495816>>218495821very german posts
>>218495828Where's my schnitzel nigga
salamanders are the only good guys in warhammer40k
I kind of got cut off at the bar, but not really, more like a suggestion Also I look like this right now
>>218495869can I pet u
Alcoholics and drug addicts get the fuck out of /cum/
>>218495853They're nice guys
>>218495853>burns eldar children aliveuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cadians piss their pants in orgies of braying laughter over this.
>>218495763>Warhammer FantasyYou've probably never even played fantasy battle
This is a beer enjoyer general
>>218495907I bought a doppelweizen tonight, shall enjoy it tmw
>>218495876No, but I'll shake for a empanada right now
Only Americans say "folks."
>>218495896the would've grown up to oppose they big E, they had to go
>>218495922that's just Jason because he is a fucking NIGGER with white skin
Pits are itchy because I haven't shaved them in a week or two
>>218495880No
>>218495922used to be southern culture but now it's pretty heavily troon-coded
do /cum/mers really be shavin dey pits and pubes?
wish my dad had pulled out desu.
>>218495944Jason has a hairy dick and he has blonde pubes he's posted his dick here before his dick is very small
>>218495944I shave my pits because I don't like the feeling of deodorant on the hair, it feels much better on a bald pit, I also feel like I sweat less when I'm working out when I shave them (I know a few other guys that do it and claim it's for the aerodynamics or some retarded shit but in reality it just feels better)
>>218495944>pitsOnly during the summer>and pubesNo point when I get no pussy
>>218495869that is being cut off kek
>>218495952post yours for comparison let's compare our dicks
>>218495960>No point when I get no pussyYou are fucking disgusting. If you ever date a girl and she wants to have sex with you then what are you going to do?
they call me the one inch wonder
>>218495907I hate IPAs and sours
>>218495944zoomers shave their entire bodies
>>218495974If I'm going on a date I'll trim my pubes
>>218495962Okay, maybe
Stomach still hurts don't know if I should drink the prune juice or not pain is coming in waves and reminds me of when I was constipated
>>218495985Trust me, getting pussy can happen at any time
my hair grows back very slowly and is thinning out pretty badly now
drinking milk
>>218495996I hit an upset tummy until I drink a Coke yesterday
What is the name of those one angry looking monkeys? (please don't say black people)
>>218496015I drank 2 Mr pibbs and it didn't help o algo
>>218495906Wrong
Catberg came to the back door it's cold outside I put a box and blanket out for her and she's not using it though
>>218496058>tomb kingsfag
>>218496058>Unpainted figures Like walking outside naked. embarrassing!
>>218495213This better not be some gatcha bullshit
>>218496004I'm nearly 32 and my hair is as thick as ever. Last got it cut in September I think (?) and I'm about due for a cut but it's pretty long.
>>218496058>>218496078>>218496083You are all fags for even knowing what this shit is
>>218496041okay never mind it was the Golden Langur, these little guys always look so serious
>>218496100Pendejo
>>218496100I only know what it is because of the Canadian posting it all the time
>>218496068let catberg inside, you jerk!
My hair grows back really fast, but i hate it because i have to get it cut like every other week or i start to look homeless
>>218496100>wah you have friends you play with regularly???? you should be a sad lonely faggot like me that hates everything
Time to drink prune juice wish me luck bruddahs
>>218496115She's the neighbors cat and lives outside I don't want some rat eating flea covered alley cat in my room
>>218496129
>Time to drink prune juice
>>218496128By the 330 million gods of India you shit soon saar.
>>218496109Good one >>218496128That definitely doesn't describe me, and I'm not Mexican btw
>>218496151That's what I get for eating crap food all the time
>>218496154Jeets have no interest in warhammer it's a white man's hobby which explains why you don't play
god these police body cam videos are fucking depressing
dont post my girlfriend
>>218496162Add more fruit, fiber, try avocados
>>218496078Haremless statement. >>218496100Warhammer Fantasy is a celebration of life >>218496172Don’t watch stuff like that it’s spiritual poison. Cultivate virtue don’t expose yourself to humanity near its bottom.
eating japansloppa
>>218496158>estrogenwhat the fuck?
14F out and my window is frozen open.
>>218496184
>>218496186Sheltering oneself is not the way
>>218496186it is but turning a blind eye to it also feels wrong
>>218496182I dont eat any fruits or vegetables
>>218496211Someday I'll ask him if I can just take a close up video of it all. It would be easier to do that and break the ice and stuff if I could think of something to ask them for. Maybe I'll see if you have some type of itch medicine cuz sometimes I get bit out of the jungle then I go back there tomorrow.
>>218496095>he doesn't recognize every U149
>>218496241hi urkel
>>218496223It’s not sheltering. When you consume nutritious food are you sheltering yourself from goyslop? Or are you being a responsible steward of your body? Your spirit is no different.
2 glasses of prune juice down the hatch time to sit and wait last time I was constipated really badly I drank a full glass of prune juice and while I was pushing to poo i put so much pressure on my stomach I vomited all over the place
>>218496221
niggas be like"this prune juice too spicy"
>>218496220It's 50 here, I will someday move somewhere with real snow
>>218496241Which one do you like
>>218496237I think I see the problem, you idiot
>>218496263You gotta get yourself one of those jelly things you stick into your ass. It melts and forces you to shit. Very good for constipation.
>>218496290Fruits give me the ick
>>218496286
>>218496237are you the fatty who was crying cause his dad threw out his sonic shirts?
>>218496295You stick jelly up your ass?
>>218496311How old is she
>>218496311brave, aren't we
Just finished baking maple scones for tomorrow's get together. I made a glaze with dark maple syrup and toasted walnuts. If I didn't know any better I'd say a Canadian boy draped his used underwear on my oscillating fan the way the house smells rn
>>2184963318
Do you think Jason has pizza stored in his drive
>>218496345they sound disgusting
>>218496241I meant the game you were talking about
>>218496331She's a cartoon.
>jason doesn't eat fruit or vegetableswhat an odd fellow
jason is an armed threat to the community im surprised the authorities havent raided him yet
>>218496351i dont think hes stupid enough to do that
>>218496374Of what
>>218496376He doesn't know how to use his guns, anyway. Having guns is cool but knowing how to use them isn't o algo
>>218496398He's very stupid
>>218496398he's quite stupid, in fact
Lolis are stylized, written, and voiced by adults and as such when they exist in a "realistic" universe they're still just as fantastical as an elf or dragon. Normalfags trying to draw parallels between 2D and 3DPD are silly.
>Lolis are stylized, written, and voiced by adults and as such when they exist in a "realistic" universe they're still just as fantastical as an elf or dragon. Normalfags trying to draw parallels between 2D and 3DPD are silly.
why are white women now all of a sudden on tiktok saying they're going to minneapolis to ram federal officers with their vehicles? Why do they want to defy Blump?
gf and I stopped talking so I'm going out on a date with a different girl
Everyone here is just jealous of Jason because he is the only white guy on /cum/ and all of you guys are jeets
>>218496451Even worse because their voices are incredibly grating
I like ikemen in their 20s and MILFs in their 30s and 40s with big boobs and big bushes and hairy armpits.
When my parents were dating they decided to take a break my dad went on vacation with his friends and my mom went on a cruise with a random Brazilian guy she met only a week before and kept it a secret for 20+ years
>>218496522She went on a date with Lum'sbra?
>>218496505You're pathetic Jason
>>218496522Pure pottery
>>218496519The age of consent in Ohio is sixteen
>>218496539I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to ride a bicycle either
>>218496480Didnt ice just kill a white woman
>>218496550my dad dated my mom when she was 16 and he was 28
>>218496550I'm aware, but it's not really beneficial to me because I like older women.
>>218496565its also not beneficial to you because you dont go outside and youre a manchild
Did Jason ever meet his Dad?
The farts are boisterous tonight
>>218496561Etto... bleh!
why did idiots ever mistake America First for being a meek isolationist among the nations movement? America First is jingoist, militaristic, and expansionist. America is not like the rest of the nations
>>218495801Classic
>>218496522the White Women craves the Latin American BVLL
>>218495821This post gets me going
>>218496574Be that as it may, I could go out and meet a 16 year old and she would be legal. Some people envy our ability to do this, but I really don't care because 16 year olds are too immature. I need a sophisticated, intelligent, mature, doting mommy gf with big boobs.
gayon really thinks he's desirable to 16 year olds, lmao
>>218495944You're supposed to (I don't do it)
>the zionist mestinx(neo-goshcel) is back*closes /int/*
America should buy or take Greenland
Thank God
>>218496631his mom thought he was going to molest his cousin at thanksgiving....
>>218496638im not a zionist retard
>>218496646yah, why put money into the american citizen's pocket when we could pay 57,000 greenlanders 300,000 dollars to join the union
>>218496662then America takes it by force
>>218496662Suddenly the liberal is against helping foreigners that's new
>>218496675addint greenl;and to the union is no benefit to us whatsoever, its jsut a feather in blumpf's cap and another place for the oil companies to drill while none of the money goes back to the american taxpyer funding the whole operation. We're already gonna pay to """"modernize""" venezuela's oilfields
>>218496690It wasn't me that shot a mother of three point blank on the face for no good reason and commemorated when she died
>>218496690I've been isolationist for years. Fuck the EU, fuck NATO, and especially fuck EXXON and Chevron
modded battlefront so i could replace the urkel rebel with a white guy
Could someone care to explain to me what is going on with white boomer karens in minneapolis? Is it lack of dick?
>>218496694the Golden Dome will be well situated there >>218496704gay faggoy worldview America has always been about expansion it ha never seized to expand and we should control the universe if possible
>>218496704Isolationist but immigrants are always welcome in
>>218496758who are you quoting?
America First
Don't try to mess with Ohio men or this could be you
>>218496812chad
I'm a banan!
>>218496796hello mr lum. please namefag
>>218496842
>>>/lit/25022774>>>/lit/25022774>>>/lit/25022774>>>/lit/25022774
william burroughs is a legitimate pedophile psycopath who shouldve been put in prison or(and) shotCities of the red night is one of the most disgusting pieces of shit I've ever been tricked into reading
man gas is fucking cheap as shit rn damn
https://files.catbox.moe/zwksb9.mp4This fat gringa didn't taste the sauce before she put it on, you can hear her in the video, but I was interrupted by my tacos She went on to sneeze and cough and choke, then was blowing her nose profusely and in between screaming at her husband, I never should have shut the f****** camera off
>>218496897Was it Burroughs or Ginsberg that accidently shot his wife?
>>218496938No it's fucking not Blump-tard it's 7 bucks a gallon here in Cali shut the fuck up
I got one carne asada and one al pastor
>>218496964This slop costs 50 bucks in the blump economy
>>218496957Burroughs. Ginsberg was the one who went to India and had his twink bf pull tapeworms out of his ass.
>>21849699245 pesos, 20 for the beef, 25 for the pork
kekkk
>>218497004I thought Burroughs was the fag in the group. Never like the Beat Generation. Kerouac was the most talented but was too self conscious to go all out.
>>218496959erm chuddy it's $2
>>218497016If we were a serious country white men like Jason would be locked up
>>218497016how can we trust these statistics when the police record hispanics and blacks as white?
>>218497071Ginsberg was a full blown pederast but Burroughs was more like a fag-hating gay-leaning bisexual.
>>218497016Whiteboybros...
Finished my book.>>>/lit/25022798>>>/lit/25022798>>>/lit/25022798>>>/lit/25022798
He... He looks like me.. He's built like me... I... thank you
>>218497115I don't know why anyone tolerated Ginsberg. He wasn't that good of a poet. Burroughs at least has that weird manic energy so I can see why others wanted to be around him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMbx1f43Y9A
>>218497256There was one point when I read Howl and it was gibberish. I've read (most of) his Indian diaries though and he was enigmatic to say the least...
Old Chinese proverb says: Man who go to sleep w/ itchy bum, wake up w/ smelly finger.
i feel a fart coming dont know if liquid shit is gonna come out
Hey so I know breaking the hymen causes bleeding but if it's not her first time and she still bleeds after sex that's bad right
Fard and shid
>>218497269Howl has one if not the best opening lines of any poem but the rest doesn't live up to the enormous weight people but on it. >I've read (most of) his Indian diariesI'm assuming it's mostly him roaming around India doing tons of weird drugs and molesting little brown boys.
>>218497342means you got a big ass dick
>>218497369>I'm assuming it's mostly him roaming around India doing tons of weird drugs and molesting little brown boys.No, it was moreso a lot of sitting around in opium dens and in temples watching funeral ghats. And a lot of poetry, pretty much all of which I skipped.
might move to Utahwhat am I in for lads
>>218497342shagged this girl once and dry grainy blood got all over my hyundai. wasn’t on her period. strange stuff
Insane money is baseball
>>218497399credulous mormons lying to you
>>218495131I love Girls und Panzer
>>218497405entirely built off money laundering and mob betting rings no one watches baseball anymore
>>218497398Sounds interesting, might check it out.
>>218497369He looks retarded lol
Just farted poo but I made it to the toilet
>>218497450isn't he a massive whiny faggot?
>>218497478Proud of you anon. Good job.
Pissing liquid shit out my ass
goodnight
>>218497016Most of these aren't even that bad desu
>>218497499Thank you
Perusing this book now. Reading a story called "The Vaults of Yoh-Vombis." This was a Crimbus present from my mum that arrived only two or three days ago. There's also a Philip K Dick story in it I really want to read.>>218497499This is an excellent Pepe.
>>218497593let me get a hit of the wax pen
>>218497607Sure brother.
I think the mud flood is over I can take a picture if anyone wants to see
>>218497619Thanks mane
I hear weed is highly illegal in the States.
>>218497593>Dean KoontzWhat and odd addition. You have three titans of 20th century sci-fi, creep master Clive Barker, and then poor mans Stephen King.
>>218497673And I hear you're a faggot so what's your point?
>>218497405What an ugly creature. Can't believe White men watch that shit.
Thinking about buying my gf the BTS emote in fortnite even though we barely play fortnite and her computer can barely even run it
>>218497725sounds like a good idea (NOT!)
*hides post*
>>218497734WTF?!
>>218497742bitch made
literally no one asked
he's literally me
>actual shitpostkino
WHEN I WASA YOUNG BOY
i feel more shit coming
Remember Ratemypoo.com?
>>218497794
>>218497810yeah back in good ol' 2004
i want a papa johns pizza but i already ate my weekly pizza on tuesday
Say her name. Don't ever stop saying it.
>>218497857Is the Papa John's pan pizza any good?
>>218497876no
How wrong we were.
>>218497876i dont know i always get the same pizza every week so i never bothered trying it
>>218497857No one ever died from too much pizza Italians only ever eat pizza and they're some of the most healthy people on the planet. Knock yourself out bud this one's on me
>>218497915its up to parentsberg they are the ones who pay for it
>>218497876Middle of the road, better than Dominoes and Pizza Hut at least.
>>218497923Don't they give you some sort of an allowance?
sooooo i'm gay. and trans. and chinese. yeah.
>>218497953you should move to san francisco and run for mayor
>>218497947no....
>>218497865charlotte?
Why are you not playing driving sims?
>>218498080>>218498080>>218498080new
>>218498034As your financial advisor I believe you should talk to momberg and set up some sort of allowance. It would probably help you become more independent.
