Our girl edition
well rorke???
>>218495134
100 hours since ive had opiates/opioids. 32 hours to go but i'm hopefully over the worst of withdrawals
COMEX pricing works only if participants believe delivery is real.Once that belief cracks, paper burns first.
>>218495177did u poo yet
>>218495197yes a few timesbut pregabalin and loperamide works
had a dream where my dick became really big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVbtxO7Uhhw
>>218495150leftypol flummoxed
Britain is a slave state
>>218495270yes we're all dirty naughty slaves
me? im a subject, not a slave
don't have anything to say
all women need is eyeliner but they continue to cake their face with foundation and toner thatdoesnt match their skin tone at all
>>218495323i enjoy your posts
farting endlessly and can feel them hitting every circular fold on the way out
>>218495260is this real?
>>218495387yesbig things happening in china
>>218495393we're doomed. china truly won in the end
>>218495177Hang in there lad
>>218495323"I've got nothing to say, I've got nothing to sayI've got nothing to say, I've got nothing to sayI've got nothing to say, I've got nothing to sayI've got nothing to say, I'm in utter dismay, I've got nothing to say"-The worst song The Strokes ever wrote. *I've not listened to anything they have produced since that album.
How often do you lads get a haircut? At around the 2 month mark it starts getting longer and I debate with myself whether I should go get one for a month before finally doing it when it just looks bad, and when I finally do it it looks so much better I wish I'd done it when I'd first saying soFeels like I should be going once a month but at 45 a pop it's a bit painful
>>218495411Tapentadol lad?
>>218495398dobby after she got her sock
Surely London is no longer part of the English nation
>>218495439racism rorke, at 5am?
>>218495422I was reading this post and that thing happened where I remember something and it doesn't seem to make sense or relate to what you're saying and I don't know why and I try to figure out why but I can't remember what it even was or how I thought it made sense. I'm never ready for it.
>>218495422>>218495449read the first sentence and a half of both these posts and gave up
He’s irl streaming right now and it’s insane. Literally getting swarmed by screaming fans. When looksmaxxing reaches the normies, there’s no going back. Pandora’s box will be opened. just imagine, tens of millions of American teenage boy with nothing to lose, and no prospect of a future, becoming self obsessed maniacs w body dysmorphia, smashing their face w a hammer and doing peptides and crystal meth, locked in. 2026 will change everything, for better or worse. A generational shift that no one is prepared for…
>>218495431What's tepandtadol
>>218495472Who is that?
need milk but dont wanna get up
>>218495422I should go every 6 weeks, with my hair. Usually leave it to the 8 week mark and end up doing it myself.It looks better if I go somewhere, and its only 8quid to the barbers where I go. This country has been flooded with barbers, but I go to the last white shop. It's actually owned by a light skin Egyptian but his son and his sons mate run it and they are white. But doing it myself or going to the barber it's only the difference between colleagues/family saying "haircut" or "nice haircut". Time wise its about the same and I dont like people touching my hair.
>>218495472who?
get the orbs pondered
Women should be allowed to kill any man they want at any time
>>218495483>>218495489Clav
Ali or Foreman, who do you think is going to win?
>>218495474It's an opioid painkiller like tramadol, but stronger. An Aussie lad on here told me about it. I know he has had his struggles. Its legal in India so its easy to get, i've got an Indian pharmacist who sells me big amounts on the cheap and it flys through a distribution centre that are supposed to have customs but must be inundated so they just past it to the Royal Mail who deliver it the next day. I've gone way too hard on it and now i'm doing self imposed withdrawals.
>>218495503who's that?
>>218495508isnt Ali dead?
>>218495503>>218495513He's a looksmaxxer, he smokes meth to stay thin, he started steroids at 14 and is sterile now. he ran someone over for stalking him (based btw) proper mental freak
>>218495508foreman will hit him with one of his grills
>>218495521No way of knowing
one of those nights where it’s later than it feels so ive gotta go to bed even though my body and mind aren’t in that mode yet
Tucker Carlson referred to the UK as 'an Urdu speaking museum'.
>>218495566lol
>>218495563yeh? I'll get you body in that mode xx
a deer grazes by an overgrown castle ruin
I'm going to go to the shops and buy drumstick icecreams on sale now for 50% offSomeone is going to be in way. They're going to be standing right in front of the drumsticks, the one thing I went there to buy in an otherwise empty isle taking 5 full fucking minutes to decide which fucking iceblock they want while I stand there waiting, knowing full god damn well before I've even left the house that I'm going to get the rocky road and mint ones which will take me under 5 seconds to grab if only they would get the fuck out of my way.and that's okay, it's not going to stop me from going to the shops
>>218495563i know how to fix that. just brush ur teeth and all that, then just anchor yourself by going to bed and promising urself just for 30 minutes, or 1 hour, or whatever you want.after u complete that, freedom. either get back up on ur pc or keep sleeping, up to u. but complete that anchor
right lads im doing it. im going for a nightwalk. ill look to see which neighbours have to be up at the crack of dawn for toil.
might clean up my evil incel command centre a bit
Having to layer up for all this cold weather is doing a number on the cleanliness of my bellybutton
>>218495566bit rude
>>218495612Good luck bong
>>218495687u fink?
>>218495134gm
femcel general for femcel bitches
Hope we get technologically reset back 500 years
>>218495719propa bogglin' post diss eunhairfta be elucidated
um
>>218495758I hope technology wipes out humans
It's mad how London and the south east pay for every other cunt in the UK but they all still hate us. Proper spastic attitude that like
>>218495786a billion litre of water wasted for this
>>218495792Bit much we’re quite alright when there’s not so many of us
>>218495820
I hope a british guy has sex with me
>>218495819>wasted
How you liking them sleeps britPretty sexy right
well lads?
Kiss me beneath the milky twilightLead me out on the moonlit floorLift your open hand, strike up the bandAnd make the fireflies dance, silver moon's sparklingSo kiss me
>>218495786fuck a.i.honestlyfuck itfuture is not bright with a.i.whats the point in human existencewhen a.i. does everyfing better
I feel happy. I feel healthy. I'm a human being.
>>218495856What do you want me to do with this image
>>218496011What do you want me to do with this webm
got the kino on
Right lads, I'm about to message the escort suggesting our next meeting date
Dumped my live-in boyfriend for spending the brief time we cohabited smoking weed & playing ps5. He became so unattractive to me as he was such a bum adult acting like a teenager expecting me to pay for everything. I'm not Epstein I'm not interested in dating a teenager.
>>218496067ahaha great stuff
>>218495954My sister likes that song
>>218496079ever shag him up the arse?
>>218496080yeah? america is a dystopian shithole?hold on lemme jus tell everyone else
No new games to look forward to
>>218496112It's ovah...
>>218496029couldnt care less what you dohope this helps
post 94
>>218496112Gta6Total war 40kFate of the old republic
I feel #happy I feel #healthy I'm a #humanbeing
>>218496161What do you want me to do with this image
>>218496173and god lvoes you
>>218496173Go to bed
lad is messaging the 'scort at 6:30 AM lol
>>218496164Don't care about any of those
>>218496173I say this
going to get out of bed and into the shower at around 7:45unsure what to do until then
>>218496191She wakes up early to go to the gym/spa, she told me herselfShe often updates her profile at 6 or 7 am
>>218496011crazy how we'll be able to get robots like this soon but without the shitty tattoos
>>218496198What kind of games you like
>>218496191Why can't brasses keep hours that line up with my erections'Seems like a glaring market inefficiency
jannies taking the everloving piss with this one
>>218495584
>>218496252Deserved
I feel Jacky. I feel sprouty. I'm a human bean.
>>218495705it was a good walk. i never went more than a mile from my house, just in case. but i walked places i've never been and saw building ive never seen in 7 years of living here. then i saw the tesco sign. its open. ive never seen more staff than customers before. I only went in for crumpets. ended up spending 25 quid. i got stuff to make homemade pizza. scotch eggs and those little precooked sausages. i bought stuff to put in the slow cooker for a stew. now im home i cannot be arsed cooking a stew. the girl there had never heard of barley, she must have thought it was a vegetable because she sent me to produce. then the produce woman walked me to the correct aisle. overall its a success.
>>218496217JRPGs mainly, soulslikes, MOBAs, anything with good progression systems
>>218496080Probably the same kinds of simulations they did before they inflicted tarriffs on a penguin colony
>>218496277Are lightbulbs carcinogenic or something?
>>218496067far too early lad.
>>218496299And when the penguins start paying you’re going to look like an idiot
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2011814389549346816/vid/avc1/640x360/qMI0a4zEyZ7CTd8y.mp4
>>218496322I can clearly see it’s something I don’t want to openfrom the thumbnail so you’re just wasting your own time
>>218496231they would be waiting a long time to work for your limp fella
>>218496322must feel very strange being the middle willard
>>218496341Ha ha ha yep.
My mum is basically Big Mom from One Piece and my siblings are her enablers who do everything she says
got the frasier on
why are american bus stops so close to each other?
>>218496209that doesnt mean she wants messages from johnsupdating a profile in bed before going to the gym is her time. wait till her profile is on green or after she has had her post workout morning coffee.
Spaki melty!!
mad you can just youtube search like u13 gym wrestling and nothing can stop you
>>218496356what colour is her bumhole?
>>218496207>wank>have breakfast >go for a brisk walk or a jog>watch mortimer and whitehouse go fishingplenty of options at this hour
>>218496357Dial M For Martin on 10 Comedy here
>>218496378he really mindraped you
>>218496359you know why. they are fat.
>>218496382*unplugs your keyboard and walks away with it*what now?
going to watch that simpsons episode where Bart works at the burlesque house and pretend its still the 90s/early 2000s when i was still happy.
>>218496314Early in the day or early since our last meeting?It's been six days. And she told me herself she wakes up early to go the gym/spa. I sent her a message on AdultWork a few weeks ago that she read at 5:30 am.>>218496370>wait till her profile is on greenShe doesn't use the green light system.I just emailed her on AdultWork, she can read it whenever.
>>218496435Never works for me
Guess the TV Show
when are we going to have a war
>>218496442Teletubbies
>>218496437wait till 9am and message today. maybe she will be up for a mid day shag.
>>218496442You know we belong together
>>218496479She's not available today.I can't see her every week, I don't have the money and she is quite busy.
>>218496472Hopefully sooner rather than later
>>218496440ive hardly slept for a week and feel nostalgic.
>>218496252janny's absolutely lost it
>>218496489then when do you plan to meet her?
>>218496513he's over the bloody line
Hope they all died in the train tunnel derailmentExcept Alf, he can finally move to Queensland
>>218496525Sunday 25th
>>218496442never heard of home and away but imagine how much of an autist you have to be to spend the time to write and cite all that shit for a wikipedia article
>>218496546I dunno if you should be messaging if you know she is unavailable. even still id wait till later than 7am
i NEED to parachute into france to give my life meaning
Real comedy of errorsFrasier's got a hot date but the whole gang have turned up separately uninvited
>>218496595You’re in neither
>>218496590She says on her profile "open to suggestions" on available days
>>218496595stolen valour
You people do realise that text messaging is an asynchronous form of communication
get in rorke my son
Me
>>218496596the one with the supermodel zoologist?he really is his own worst enemy isn't he
>>218496618i realise youre an asynchornous sex haver
dont like frasierdont like any programmes about posh people
>>218496610It's still weird and autistic to message people before 9am if its not a family member in an emergency.
did you know that today is friday and we're less than 10 hours til the weekend
>>218496635/brit/ is a frasier general
>>218496623i just love mining
>>218496635You'd like Becker thenEven the doctor character is a philistine
Things that feel good don't feel as good in January
people keep telling me im autistic but i heavily disagree
>>218496642But she has messaged me at 07:30 before
Had a dream in which I was schizophrenic or something. For example, I was living with my parents and would move my shoes to another room but afterwards realise they were different shoes and my shoes were still in their original spot. Scary stuff.
>>218496474giwtwm
>>218496673Ok fine, I suppose it's ok then. She can always leave you on read until she is ready to respond.
my new coffee beans are finally being delivered todayprobably not til later though so my first will have to be instant
>>218496705She's been pretty good at responding to me. She hasn't read it yet.
made a tea in a massive mug so i could sit in bed with tea for as long as possible. but the tea doesn't taste as good as it does in a smaller mug and the last bit got a bit cold so i didn't drink it all. would have been better off having two teas in a row from a smaller mug.lesson for us all there i think. metaphor for life if you will. take it on board and try and grow as a person today.
>>218496635Downton Abbey. The Crown.
>>218496442either sopranos or skins
>>218496442hollyoaks
>>218496730mad how they raped the best character
>>218496728Life lesson: big mugs aren’t as good as small mugs
>>218496730shit and megashit
>>218496723I've seen a message from my dad last night but not read it. On whatsapp you can see the notification and read it but not open the app.
>>218496756you're learning creg
>>218496755huh>>218496765the first 3 series are good and the crown is great
oh shit i just remembered that rape episode
perhaps watch the new ange before i have to get up
>>218496810hate videos where women talk about history or science, yeah like you'd know love, now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich
>>218496799Why didn't Camilla just bite Philip's willy off
>>218496799and then they bleedin' did it againhttps://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-24448002
was already successfully drinking heavily by the time i was 13 and already successfully attending AA when i was 20
>>218496851lachlan? that you buddy?
>>218496877brown people aren't entitled to live here
Massive day for the future of /brit/
>>218496845That is mental.
>>218496877*In Animal the drummer's voice*WO-MAN
Eyes tired Good night everyone
Reckon if I were an Edwardian gent I'd be taking advantage of the Help all the time
>>218496889hs?
cannot for the life of me find any oregano in asdalike surely they must sell oregano
>>218496011What's weird about this tart is all of her webms that get posted here she looks fit as fuck but then you look at the stuff she posts on OF and she's rough as a dog's arse. Tits are woeful too - no excuse when she's just had a kid
>>218496851I was at NA at 22. It wasnt for me. Considering going back at 34.
>>218496925not allowed to sell it any more. woke you see
Can someone explain to me why we even care about Russia when we're nowhere near it and aren't in the EU
>>218496932have you managed sobriety without it?
>>218496877and yet these same bitches will cry about the robots
>>218496925asda is terrible. they have oregano, you are a mong. but you should shop at tesco.
starting to dawn on me that the Portuguese girl at toil actually really liked me but I failed to notice and now she got with a black guy
the citadel DLC in mass effect 3 always makes me emotionalalso, people who make custom shepard faces should be killed
>>218496946>Why are all the people I meet toxic narcissists?
>>218496946not convinced that she's a "real woman", looks a bit mannish
>>218496956grim
>>218496209Post her adultwork profile lad she's probably got some bangladeshi managing it allas an aside these captchas make no fucking sense
>>218496972she did follow-ups where she basically revels in male loneliness, so the complaint was merely sadist projection as one might imagine
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
>>218496956she did that to get back at you, she still thinks about you
Wish I was normal and had mates and went on trips every other month like normal people do
in toil. 'fee? I'm sucking it
Woke up with a massive pimple on the tip of my nose arrrrgh! Tonight is homecoming prom and I have a date with Stacey!
>>218497002Bit early toilsman, what's on the agenda today
>pimpleFOY
>>218496989Absolutely hate how this is an actual thing that happens and there's been a resulting enshittification of advertising for adult servicesI miss the glory days of honest triad pimps writing proper ads for their girls
>>218496956once had the cute token Asian girl in school who was walking just a little bit ahead of me turn around, wave and smile at me. Me being a virgin freak walked in another direction.She works in the local chinky now. She'd be appalled finding out how much weight I've put on and how bald I am now. Bet she wouldn't wave.
>women start shunning all but the top percentile of men>average men view the dating scene as pointless and abandon it>after failing to find a 6'4 hunk, those same women end up confused and upset because the average guys don't want them any morepoetry
>>218497013yeah usually aim for 8.30. plan is to toil as little as possible then leave at 4
>>218496989What's so fucking difficult about that you mong? Just look for that symbol in one of the captchas. Holy fuck you are dense.
>>218496773It's on AdultWork. You can see when they read a message. If they haven't read it, it shows up purple in their inbox.
>>218497039I couldn't find it ;_; pls no bully
>>218497032incelpost
>>218496945Not really. Got off injecting heroin at 22, but went straight back to weed. Smoked weed for a few more years. Managed about 2 years of genuine sobriety. Then I relapsed by smoking heroin. I got off that after 6 months but ive been on/off the opiates/opioids since. About 4 years now.
>>218497032what's a percentile and am I in it?
At our toil we usually get to go to a pub for lunch on a Friday before going home early but we have a new toilberg who is a bit strict and I think he doesn't like me
>>218496998I don't think she's playing that game, the black guy was likely a better choice anyway>>218497026you should go and see her lad, maybe sparks will fly or at the very least you might get a discount on takeaway
>>218497051love the opioids myself, only did heroin a little bit but i prefer pills, i think it's a healthier habit than alcohol, also surprisingly cheaper
>>218497049Just use your fucking eyes you idiot. It's one of the simpler ones too. I'd tell you to neck yourself but you'd probably snap the rope you fat cunt
>>218496996na im going to bed soon.
>>218497032honestly i'm not fully convinced that they have noticed that average men exist yeti think their main complaint is still not getting chad to settle
>>218497076:(
>>218497046You don't have her phone number?
>>218497039Because the same image appears multiple times in different slides you cretin, or the exact same icon just rotated which apparently doesn't count
>>218497077Me too. Just finished the night shift so currently looking through YouTube for any unintentional asmr videos that might help drift me off to sleep.
my poo smelled like cheese and it made me hungry
Show me an image that has THIS much soul
>>218497089No it doesn't you just don't have the mental capacity to match up two symbols. I hope to Christ I'm not paying you benefits, I can't imagine anyone less deserving. 60 years ago you would've been flushed down the toilet at birth. No retards allowed mate now fuck off.
>>218497088Yeah I do but her preferred method of contact is AdultWork, according to her profile. She puts her availability on her profile and I've arranged the previous bookings through there. We only text close to meetings.I should ask her that actually when/if we meet again.
grim little crackhead lass run up to pret spat all over the window then run inside grabbed some food and fled
completing captchas on 4chan is harder than my actual job
>>218497105god that looks comfy
went to the public house yesterday eve and imbibed some 4 and a half pints of cask ale
>>218497125alri sir keir
Welsh are a persecuted minority and I’m tired of pretending otherwise
I don't consent to drinking water
>>218497118leftypols bfs gf
>>218497105
>>218497065yeah i dont really like alcohol. did plenty of binge drinking in my teens and early 20s but that was partying and otherwise i didnt drink in moderation for fun. id done a bit of codeine just for general drug use and benzos but had a bad experience with rivotril. but i really got started on opiates taking dhc and morphine for hangovers. its definitely cheaper than alcohol. but heroin can be dangerous.
>>218497118um not sure if you noticed lad but that girl appears to have a willard and bollocks you may have missed it but it's clear as day a bit south of her bumhole
>>218497133It's Dry January mate
>>218497118ever notice how with girl's bumholes it's circular but with men's bumholes it's like a vertical slit?
>>218497002making a 'fefe as we speak, Monmouth beans naturally
>>218497165ok but enough about your sex life !!
>>218497165Tell that your mum last night when I was shagging her
>>218497092good night toiler
>>218497166seen a lot of men's bumholes have you?
got some of those cannabis edible gummy things to eat later just my clever circumvention of dry january
Can't imagine anything more grim than being a working class nightshift worker lmao
>>218497165im not woke so i dont do that shite
>>218497181i post on /brit/, of course i have
Can’t stand looking at my stupid ugly face in family photos
was just reminded that rape exists… what the hell bros
>>218497170don't think monmouthshire is very good for coffee growing
>>218497185bizarre proportions
>>218497111Fair enough. Ask if she is available on the date you want.
I like eating pussy more than normal sex
>>218497199At least you have a family
>>218497210I haveFingers crossed
>>218497199i'm sure everyone feels the same way lad, your family can't stand looking at your stupid ugly face in family photos either aha x
Absolutely destroyed those mongs that couldn't work out the new captchas lmao
>>218497200they still have grenade attacks in stockholm de lad?
>>218497215Both are nice Last time I saw the escort she squeezed her thighs around my head and grabbed my head when I was giving her oral, felt nice
>>218497199I looked like an utter gremlin in my teenage years/early 20s, absolute zero self awareness or sense of style. We're talking full unkempt beard, long unbrushed hair and square glasses. I spent my prime looking like an 80s carpet salesman
>>218497174>>218497175>>218497191Grim alkie twats
>>218497218the bogging we need
>>218497222
>>218497225have no idea tbqh, don’t follow the news you see
Coffee plant outside the window, does well enough here it's considered a weed plantI could genuinely make a couple hundred grams of roast coffee beans but it's not worth the effort
>>218497218first plastic surgery i've ever seen that went well
>>218497239And now?
>>218497218I suspect this isn't real but that's one hell of a transformation
Dry January is the most deano shite I've ever heard. Why can't normies just be fucking normal?
>>218497239I was a carpet salesman in my late 20s. Hated that job.
>>218497246me neither (when it comes to my own country)probably for the best
>>218497264i thought it was dry july or sober october because those at least rhyme, what month will the co-opt next?
getting my arse ready for gay may
>>218497264You're upset that you can't limit your alcohol consumption for even one month and you're taking it out on others who can
met a girl named april who wasn't born in april, her parentbergs must've been on a mad one
>>218497260short, styled hair, clean shaven with a neat moustache, contact lenses. I also dress smartly and appropriately. Wish I had this glow up about 15 years prior but what can you do
>>218497277why would you not drink in july that's literally the best month for drinking
haven't had a drink since Christmas, just don't drink that much really tbfx
>>218495231good inage
>>218497291I'm teetotal. I don't need alcohol to enjoy life unlike you grim twats.
can't wait for Cheb Feb
>>218497298>neat moustacheBruh
>>218497264Normies love a trend no matter how stupid
>>218497295met girls called September October and November, probably born in those months don't know shite names though
Me? Looking forward to Nonce November.
For me it's Gay May
Grim alkie twat poster is literally always here
New>>218497336
>>218497319I have the necessary face shape and jawline to pull it off, regularly gets compliments
>>218497157>Bakerpoo linejej
