real eyes realize real lies edition
Goon June for me
Congrats to everyone who's kept to their Dry January commitment. Ignore the grim alkie twats
>>218497352grow up
stockpiling potatoes for Starch March
was watching hitler edits yesterday and it seems unfathomable that that was less than a century ago, it looks like an alien civilization
>>218497338Tell me. Is he here with us in the room right now?
lads on /mu/ do nothing but black metal November
Just fired up brit to tell you lads something important and completely forgotten it. Goldfish brain over here.
>>218497352glad you've managed to go a couple weeks without a drink mate but it's rather silly to presume everyone has the same problem
>>218497376If that is true you will probably suffer from dementia later on in life
sorta fancy my own landlord, wonder if she'd let me live rent free if we started shagging
>>218497352alri gay bugger
Is there anything scarier than Alzheimers, lads?
>>218497376goldfish actually have decent memory
>>218497410me? about to sleep for an hour or twoabsolutely, utterly fucked it me
>>218497410Doesn't look very restorative to me. Barely any deep sleep in there
hey brit, I’m feeling a tad peckish. mind if I make a ham sandwichhttps://youtu.be/SPB6LTWThH4
>>218497415you stayed up all night and additionally only plan to sleep for max 2 hours? sort your life out mate
>>218497363It wasn't until the 1970s that flushing toilets became commonplace in all uk households
Need a wife. If I can't get married in the next 2 years I'm gonna kms
>>218497421I wonder if I should believe you random or the thousands of experts at Garmin
still think about that famous actor fella with severe alzheimers who was just stumbling around his house confused for days while his wife was dead on the floor
Me? Can only sleep for a few hours at a time because I have such a small bladder. Used to get a balloon shoved in there by the NHS to try and enlarge it but I found it too uncomfortable so I stopped going
>>218497440looks fucking stupid
>>218497410stop reposting my screenshots thanks
>>218497447is that what happened to gene hackman?
>>218497440too thin 4 me
>>218497454they should have euthanised you. pathetic runt
>>218497463no
Thinking about Chris Benoit
>>218497440you will die alone charlie
>>218497461You’re a faggot
Treated myself to a little incel walk and coffee this morning
unc is using safari
>>218497475thinking about the vince mcmahon car bomb story line that had to be sidelined because of him
yeah she'd get it
been sat like a mong in the old thread wondering why no cunt was posting. then I realised some fat mentally ill CUNT had probably made a new thread
>>218497507That's a cartoon mate, are you ok?
I'm not a performing seal, here for your entertainment.
blud's cryptography dissertation
>>218497530arf arf arf
got the bloated red mottled face of a grim alkie
Who was that girl band where there were like 8 of them and one was fit and one was a tranny and the others were just there
>>218497442Yeah the thousands of experts who all want gullible people's money, or a random person online who has no vested interest. It's a headscratcher
All the classic jpegs being posted this morning I see
>>218497542ktim i wonder if all my coworkers know
>>218497544lez deppelin
>>218497544Wu tang clan
feel really downtrodden after finding out mousey sounds like one of those gimps at school who would just talk about tanks and ww2 all the time and would speak American because they were terminally online and would just constantly repeat experts from memes and YouTube videos basically how I imagine every one you insufferable cunts
>>218497544Radiohead
>>218497573>>218497574No don't think it was either of those
>>218497352I've had a dry january but unintentionally. Just haven't been bothered to buy lager. I've been smoking weed every day so I've hardly accomplished some discipline thing
>>218497567autistic ritual posting has started early today
we didn't have youtube when i was at school
>>218497547oh my god is that a picture of a brown family I am so angry now ahhhhh save me Elon
>>218497577thought he'd sound a lot more schizo although he does sound a bit fucked in the head
thinking about 1992 Winona Ryder
>>218497601looks like that just James guy.Laugh all you want but I bet he got something out of this
>>218497601Scumbags with the laugh reacts
whats wrong with just playing 4 4 2?
doing quite the poo
>>218497601Why are people laughing at him? :(
phwoar corr poo
>>218497616>>218497577has there been some epic night posting ive missed where one of our quirky lolcows has exposed himself and created more lore to add to the wiki?
thinking about 1985 Winona Ryder
>>218497648he’s been streaming his anime game on twitch
>>218497542got pissed every day in november and december but never got the red face me. dry jan now though so my body is healing. belly's already looking less flabby.
thinking about 1972 Winona Ryder
>>218497650um
>>218497386I suspect you may be right.
>>218497663Link
they should make nudie sex movies with the avatars
right ive had enoughSIEG HEILHEIL UMCHICKEN
Women be like:>Let me relax with a nice magazine
>>218497685Based SNP
beginning to suspect an umchicken isn't a real type of chicken
george droyd nigga missiles
>>218497687
>>218497687little chef fella
>>218497685Mental how all it took to end 100 years of the two party system is letting a few hundred thousand blackies into the country
>>218497687What exactly does a £20 holiday per person look like?
>>218497352Had 4 beers at poker night last nightI'm capable of moderating my drinking thoughbeit so I don't need to take part in some performative event to feel good about myself
>>218497687wammin be reading
>>218497685looney tunes wacky races ah country frfr dick dastardly type shi
i need to be raped
>>218497713one of those pontins prison camp type places full of chavs and pikey families with 9 kids would be my guess
ig reels is fucking wild
>>218497352pseudoLent for marketing obsessed normoids
Why are they like this?
>>218497732mine is full of nick fuentes i always wait to see if he will say the word you cant say and then he says it and i think wow hes so brave hes the only man who will say the word
my arse cries out for a raping
god is good god is great! matthew 7:2
rorke using every proxy to down vote a portrait photo of sir keir starmer on reddit and still getting a life sentence
chocka on the m25 this morning
>>218497732Had to quit ig reels as it reduced my iq to 95
>>218497732>>218497780Rorke making some wild edits for insta
Quite liked having mouseys little chatroom for dedicated mousefreaks last night, was a comfy change from /brit/ x
>>218497687women are fucking mad
cronem sleepy yeah? doing summat REM sleep x
finding it increasingly more and more painful and uncomfortable to sit at a desk these daysmy back and legs just cant take it any more, feels like my entire lower body is in prison just locked in that positionlegs and feet start going numb and then tinglingalmost lose balance and get dizzy standingback is on fireshouldes permanently stuff and hunched forwardi hate this torturefuck big chair and big desk industryi want to break free
>>218497847time to rev up the incelwalks
>>218497833i speak for everyone when i say; shut the fuck up you boring bastard. nobody cares about your little brit celebrities. legitamately end your life you little worm, your parenst would be relieved to have you out of their lives. scumbag fucktard
>>218497847get a standup desk you mong
As of this morning I now have the deposit I need for my flatFour months of overtime has paid off
>>218497732whats the word then matecome on spit it out
>>218497833It was fucking rubbish, playing some shit Jap gameKeep it in your Mousecord next time
>>218497811im fully cooked so no point quitting now
The escort replied lads :)
The gyaldem
>London to Brighton fare dodger faces jail for 112 unpaid train tickets
>>218497847you not got one with lumbar support?
>>218497884100 years ago we had the Andrews Sisters. I want to go back.
got a feeling mousefreaks and umposters are mostly the same people
>>218497884third from left sorta looks like a girl I work with, similar body toomight have to wank now
>>218497910no shit
Mad how bad the non-whites at work are at their jobsNot even baiting they all just can't do them properly and have a poorer understanding of what's going on, you have to prod them in the right direction all the time as if they were children
don’t want to fucking work just want to play hogwarts legacy all day it’s not fair wfh is absolute hell
>>218497926racist freak
At 9pm we will be awarding the /brit/ Peace Prize to a regular posterTheir identity will remain secret until then but it has to take place today because he only posts on Fridays
Mad how men
>>218497933can't wait
>>218497926no non whites in my civil service workplace all fat white alcoholics
/brit/ do an interesting post challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
£2.10 for a small bottle of coke that's mad that
>>218497892free him
>>218497913
doing vile rotten egg farts
>>218497948do it yourselfdickhead
>>218497926paki woman at supermarket toil has been there 20 years still barely speaks english, is rude to customers, lazy, refuses to do anything but sit on the checkout all day, and she stinks, management know all of this but it's not grounds to sack her
>>218497951alri zieds not seen you in here for a bitrumour was you'd topped yourself
>>218497926the non-whites at my job are so bad it's starting to turn all my white colleagues racist in real time, quite amusing to watch
>>218497952i hate women so much
>>218497971nah im not white you see
>>218497952boo boo that's alpha delta pi boo boo
>>218497884>>218497952Can't stand the spastic dances they do doesn't matter how fit they are.
racist freak hour is it?
>>218497952why are the most attractive ones removed from the video in the first few seconds
>>218497973I wonder how anyone white I work with can't be racist after experiencing this. Even the more competent ones have massive chips on their shoulders and makes them difficult to work with
>>218497991my condolences
>>218497845Alri Zeidy mate I knew you'd be back hahaPredictions for the derby tomorrow?
boom boom whatever same thing!!
>>218498000Most of the women in that video are Jewish.
took an hour but now my stew is prepped and in the slowcooker. i can go sleep and when i wake it will probably be ready.
>>218497997yeahleave
>racist freak hour is it?
>>218498014I watched this episode not long ago and when I saw the gravestone it felt so surreal seeing his date of death literally before I was even born lmao
Ziedbelg is back!! Praise Jah!!
>>218497952pov malnourished small boat cronem entering the britannia
>>218498002yesterday this Nigerian spacket that has been in the job all of five minutes had the nerve to tap me on the arm and point out I hadn't filled in a section of paperwork, as if I didn't know. Nearly fucking chinned the cunt
>>218497952imagine the smell
>>218498040i don't have to i was there
>>218498033lmfao he treated you like a fucking mong. He is better than you by the way
>>218498008im not zeidy matebut mi a think etihad bulls gwaan give rapidbash
>>218498033looool he's bvsed
/brit/ mongs can't detect AI
>>218497352doing dry January February March April May June July August September October November December personally
>>218498033why would you brag about being less intelligent than a nigerian
>>218498033rorkes really aren't cut out for working life
I like going to the local cafe run by a small group of women because for a brief moment it feels like I'm having breakfast prepared with love by my wife
>>218498033mmhmm pay attention timmy x
>>218498033He’s made you look a right twat hasn’t he? LOL
>>218497884Are they doing the haka
>>218498074Imagine the smell.
>>218498049he absolutely is not, hes universally hated by everyone and is one fuckup away from being sacked
>>218497973What do you do?
>>218498085i don't have to i was there
got that same old niggardly feeling
>>218498092prison screw
>>218498074size of the schnoz on him
>>218498074wen pangpang wasnt available at the massage shop
why the FUCK do some many cute sexy girls like me and talk to me on dating apps. cant you see im a worm of a man
Glad Zeidy's back in a way, was a bit grim thinking he'd escaped and we hadn't
>>218498087Seems like you’re the one making fuck ups though? So I doubt this is true, just some weird Rorke fantasy.
Today's morning was a bit less productive as I was on the beers last nightAlmost perfect at n = 2 now but n = 3 still evades meGot my best score on it so far though so I'm improving
anyone whos worked with Nigerians would tell you they are a broadly incompetent people
>>218498133Alri Robert Jenrick
>>218498033He's done ya and he's not even here
>>218498122blud’s new year resolution lasted barely two weeks before he caved in LOL
i should probably get some sleep.
>>218498074remember dropping that nigga off a clock tower in the walking dead
my grandad shot a kenyan dead in the mau mau war
used to work with a lad from malawihe was actually competent and one of the funniest people i've ever met
>>218498154should have shot obama the useless cunt
Copped a 3 day /int/ ban on my computer for merely linking to a /gif/ webm of a trannard’s willy. Should have just posted the webm instead of linking it if I was going to get b&.
>>218498162Its not all Africans Kenyans and Zimbabweans tend to be sound just Nigerians specifically even other black people dont like them
Literally every person I work with in my 30+ person team is white and most of them are menDo all of you lot work in fucking supermarkets and call centres? Why are random African nationalities just showing up off small boats and doing the same jobs as you LOL
>>218498154my grandad took part in the biafran war while nigeria was still a colony, he didn't talk about it much but I reckon he must have slaughtered hundreds of em
>>218498171trannies should all be killed
>>218498182ever shag them up the arse
>>218498182Not only working there but correctly pointing out that the mong didn't do his job properly
Might move to Singapore
>>218498182work in healthcare its full of off the boat africans
>>218498182white people don't want to do my job any more, that's why they're shipping in the wogs
Might move to Singasong
>>218498203Only do that if you have a huge salary lined up
>>218498182leftypol institutions prefer cheap incompetent foreign labour instead of paying people a decent wage
>Is your wife called Sharon did you say? Karen? Karen? Kath? Kath!She's so thick it's unreal
>>218498209what's your job?
>>218498209alri carehomearsewiperlad
>>218498211
>>218498223>>218498225already answered>>218498102
my grandad fought for italy in ww2 and my grandma was in the mussolini youth so I out rorke all of youse
Not sure leftypol can be allowed to get away with the 'they're only doing the jobs you don't want to do thing' after one of them became Prime Minister
>>218498248when has leftypol ever made a sincere honest argument?
my aunty is a butch dyke prison guard and I reckon she just beats the shit out of them
listening to 10cc and eating toast
>>218498242this is so wrongthey should be in the cells, not guarding them
>>218498262she probably rapes the inmates
>>218498247>fought for italy in ww2yea but before or after they flipped?
>>218498264hopefully you don't make it to Saturday you boring cunt
Imagine getting sent down for tweeting a monkey emoji to Marcus Rashford and then you get there and all the guards are Nigerians omds
do you lot feel guilty or secretly proud of the british empire
>>218498286he did both actually then he disappeared in Syria for a year after the warreckon he was just shagging about
so what happens in the next few decades when all the houses build middle of last century and early just fall apart become unviable to keep and maintain? do we just knock down the vast majority of houses in this country?
>>218498247my dad had a black girlfriend in apartheid south africa so i out leftypol all of you
>>218498287I was actually going to off myself today but now I'm going to make sure I live just to spite you
>>218498236>this is what deluded tranny chasers would call a 'peng lass'
>>218498293Reckon it was quite impressive but ultimately a bad idea
nice cold bottle of eisberg on the cards this evening
>>218498291a cute
>>218498310It's Dry January mate
>>218498310>alcohol free
>>218498293It was a jewish banker operation from the start and my ancestors were just drones for them to send off wherever. I am indifferent towards it.
>prison screwLol this explains it. He’s probably one of the thick cunts who forget to fill in paperwork properly and then a random rapist gets released early onto the streets and they can’t find him. Nigerian matey was just trying to stop this happening.
January is absolutely the worst time to stop drinking>It's already grim as fuck>People buy you alcohol for Christimas>Unless you stop at midnight NYE you're immediately breaking it anyway
>>218498337you seem to have attached the wrong picture to your post!
>>218498337>brahmin verbal iqBASTARD BLOODY
>>218498337just looks like an average white girl with big booba
>>218498137Underrated joke
>>218498337Holy autism
>>218498346Did 4 weeks without booze last year starting late April. Much easier to do when the weather is pleasant and you can just walk outside and get a mood boost when you get the booze cravings.
>>218498346>People buy you alcohol for Christimasid finished the port and whiskey I was gifted long before jan 1st lmao
>>218498346the new year doesn't properly start until March anyway when spring comes people should stop drinking then
>>218498337>Brahmin verbal iqBro thought he could just slip that one in
>>218498386SCREAMING
Bugger dry January. Lent is where it’s at.
how do y'all feel about sonic
>>218498344the section of paperwork in question was literally a box you have to sign to say you checked the exercise yard. Very low importance and even if I'd left it blank nothing would have happened, that's why I hadn't bothered to do it
been wearing the same shit for years desperately need some new clothes but just cant bring myself to spend money on clotheswhats the point when they just shrink after one wash or spill a bit sauce on them and they're finished
You lads ready for February, the grimmest month of the year?
>>218498394we don't have sanic here but that's an obscene amount of ice
>>218498403dont think it matters what a friendless incel wears mate. just save the money
>>218498405no but I am ready for the unhappiest day of the year which is officially next Monday
>>218498401Well you’re being paid by me as the taxpayer, and I want you to check the exercise yard. So do it, you lazy twat, and don’t complain when someone pulls you up on it.
>>218498405January is much grimmer, Feb is short and it's already getting lighter
>>218498416looks fine to me
>>218498394want some coke with your ice
>>218498431Feb is officially the coldest month on average
it pie news
>>218498428talk to me like that in the visits hall sunshine and I'll have you fucking crying out for mercy while I twist the rigid bars
asked out the toilfu via text and now she's ghosting me
>>218498444no its not
>Timothy says, speaking for himself: "I joined the Conservative Party as a 17 year old and I will die a member of the Conservative Party."Omds
>>218498458You’re a wannabe copper who can’t even fill out a simple form correctly, don’t act all hard Paul Blart just do your job
>>218498466Conservatives are trying to put on a brave face but this is a crushing loss for themJenrick was one of the only Tories with any public appeal
won't be a minute, just going to check the exercise yard
yeah im black, yes im muslim, yes i raped women in berlin in the 1990s. so fucking what?
just been racist in Greggs
>Robert Jenrick>Height: 1.65 momd this is rorke's idol?
>>218498459my toilfu recently removed her whatsapp photo entirely, can't even passively perv on her now
>>218498502omds
>>218498511Hate it when they do thatIt's like they know I've been wanking to them
Radio silence out of leftypol since this bombshell dropped.
boysenberrypoison berrymakes you think
>>218498502grow up mate
>>218498518I did wonder if she gets some kind of alert when someone saves/screenshots her photos, thankfully I don't think that's a thing though
>>218498523Porke exposed
>>218498518>>218498541freaks
>>218498492don't forget to sign for it
>>218498511>>218498518means shes blocked you
>>218498531Should be telling that to Jenrick, lad.
>>218498550oh I'm well aware I'm a freak, not apologising for it
>>218498572Based
>>218498572you're going to be a sad lonely incel literally every single day of your life. on the day you die you will still have never shagged or felt the love and affection of a woman. still feel smug?
Didn't know Johnny Rotten was a chud now, mad that
>>218498609you don't think I've already come to terms with that years ago? I'm long past the point of caring
>>218498609Seems like you’re berating yourself here more than anything lad
incel freak hours is it
Going to the incel freak website and telling people they're incel freaks as if it's news to them
>>218497336kek
>>218498628well you’re here so… looks that way!
no it's racist incel freaks hours
just made pancakes 1050 calories :P
*starts putting my coat on ready to go to the new*
>>218498618impossible for a human not to care about it. >>218498620strange response
>>218498633touch a nerve did I?
>>218498668>>218498668Migrate when ready
storing poo in my bum cheeks
>>218498658pretty sure it is possible if you have some kind of disorder, which I most likely do
>>218498674bit early
poo screaming
>>218498523Love piggums me, too smart for eating despite their excellent taste. Just couldn't handle the guilt, they're smarter than most women.
