Going down the gay bar and telling the lads there that they're gay and like men

so here I am in the new

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>>218498668
GOOD thread

Scranning a hot choccy and a couple of bonne maman vanilla muffins for me breakfast x

>>218498707
grow up

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>A divorcee who claimed her ex-husband signed over their £1.5 million home to her via WhatsApp has lost her case - after a High Court judge ruled the message was not a binding contract.
>Artist Hsiao Mei-Lin argued the text from her financier ex Audun Gudmundsson formed a formal agreement to hand her the house they shared in affluent Tufnell Park, north London.
>Ms Mei-Lin, 54, insisted that because the message appeared on her phone under his name and was sent from his device, it should be considered a 'written and signed' contract.
>High Court judge Mr Justice Cawson has now thrown out her arguments and ordered her to get out of the house by the end of July next year, saying the evidence fell 'well short' of proving that he had wanted to relinquish his share.

might get on the wines lads

>>218498707
for me it's the chocolate madeleines

I genuinely feel like were all going to need code words in the future to use with friends and family to prove we're not ai scammers.

>>218498736
Pang Pang gettin cheeky x

>>218498736
>july next year

surely if shes blocked me on WhatsApp I wouldn't be able to message her? Got me worried now lads

>>218498748
Yeah they’re absl lushting as well x

>>218498761
fuck off and shut up

>>218498749
ok my code word is "Arsewog"

>>218498749
'nigger' will do

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>>218498736

a lot of seething pakis and wogs in here today

>>218498795
how did you know

*takes a sip of coffee*
*spits it out*
wait a minute, this is poo!
*takes another sip*
yep definitely poo

>>218498784
Bargain bin yoko ono

>>218498784
reminds me of that japanese homeless fella that always used to get posted in those "IRL boss character" threads

>>218498795
i'm doing a poo

what do you do to pass time on your flights

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>a lot of seething pakis and wogs in here today

>>218498816
wank

>>218498795
they should all be killed

2 hours into toil, 0 toil done

>>218498816
>try to initiate small talk with the girl next to me
>goes nowhere
>stare out the window for 3 hours

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>they should all be killed

>>218498816
nothing i literally just sit there and stare at the floor/seat infront

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>>218498736
why do white men do this to themselves? are they just really naive and idealisitic?

>>218498816
Music, books, games, podcasts. The usual desu.

>>218498816
Valium

you've never done a poo you poo virgin

>>218498816
haven’t been on a flight in some time so idk really hihi x

any gay homosexuals in?

>>218498835
the way things are going it looks like thats what will happen.

>>218498873
*looks at the french bloke*

>>218498873
*bums the Swedish lad*

>>218498873
Yeah, you

>>218498896
done him

sausages have gone in the air friar

>>218498859
censoring the nipples is a bit of a mixed signal innit

corr how many?

got the cock blown by the air friar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt82hXYNr_4

>>218498784
drip

3

Don't know what's going on in Iran
Don't know who the good guys and the bad guys are meant to be
Don't care to learn

>>218498816
Used to try read but could never properly concentrate
Find that just sticking a film on helps the time pass quickest

drinking water

I'M AN ASS MAN

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Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.
No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.
Cooked a little bit longer.

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TV show about catbergs on tonight, featuring Larry the Downing Street cat

>>218498984
Do you love to stick 'em?

>>218498816
take a few diazepam, have a few drinks, enjoy being all mongy for a bit and then sleep

got no bastarding way out of this toil meal tonight now feel fucking sick just thinking about it can’t even drink there either because i agreed to give someone a fit

>>218498816
if its 4hs or less i just watch a couple movies, 10h+ i get pissed and sleep

>>218499004
>david baddiel
won't be watching that

>>218499034
problematic

mattress topper arriving today

god I hope it helps. Haven't slept well in so long

>>218499004
read a thing he wrote about it. him and frank skinner used to own a cat called chairman meow.

anyone else feel a horrible sense of impending doom. reality is stable right now, but i feel like the walls are closing in

>>218499002
I watched that on your rec, good film enjoyed it. Noticed the propaganda of the time the eyetie ex pow being the virtuous one

>>218499049
yea thinking bout the toil meal tonight

>>218499004
Shame about the kike, might've been a good watch.

>>218499042
sleep on the floor

I’ll get drunk and fart in my own ass.

>>218499049
felt that for a year or two after finding dad's corpse after his suicide
being American is giving you ptsd

>>218499042
cor naughty little mattress in for a pounding x

>>218499106
scream

>learn to keep my emotions inside because of my alcoholic ultra-sad single parent
>become massive people pleaser
>end up an addict in my 20s
>"fucking narcissist"

could never use normal social media because you have to have your real name and photo

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>>218498984
prefer fat tits myself

>>218499149
but they didn't do this to that egyptian who said kill all whites

The country is sick of backstabbing, says backstabber

>>218499172
I'm more sick of the immies personally

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hate my fucking life and want to die

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>>218499182

>>218499169
The public good is killing all whites according to our largely muslim home office

>>218499169
mad how that was just swept under the rug. cant fucking wait for Labour to get booted out of existence

>>218499181
what's an immie?

>>218499182
roar screm

>>218499182
become a malaysian vice lord

just roke up
it incel hours

chief keef had rorke posted up on his knees for the black pussy

>>218499206
women named Imogen
sick of em here too
Immies out

imogen heap

can they just launch the nukes already and get it over with

If we have to post the /brit/ microcelebrities can it at least be Ruby

The escort replied lads :)
Meeting next weekend

as a white person who thinks white people are bad i clearly am not only very intelligent but also selfless

Baddiel And Spaino

Greetings /brit/, lovely weather today isn't it?

>>218499245
kys heatherpaedo

Wish white people who hated whites would do the world a favour and remove themselves from the planet thus reducing the number of white people by one

>>218498997
Miss him so fucking much

>>218499025
any cute toilfus gonna be there at least?

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More like Timothy Bussyfield

havent stood over the kitchen counter and eaten a whole rotisserie chicken and baguette with my hands for a while

>>218499260
baddiel and should-be-thinner

>>218499234
checked the fuck out of society and went full retardmax he so is so based and i will be joining him soon god willing

>>218499264
yeah it is mate yeah

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>Shame about the kike, might've been a good watch.

Can’t believe we killed Hitler. Truly we deserve everything we get

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what would women be like if the electric jew didn't fill their heads with melodramatic nonsense?

grey and raining. might have a mournful wank looking out the window

>>218499302
noooo get lil chuddie out of that bag before he suffocates nowwwww

>>218499297
an attempt at a joke was made so I'll give you a (You) at least

>>218499249
Shalom

>>218499266
It’s Sacked Tranny, not heathermong

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baddiel and walsh

now there's a double act the country would pay to see

>>218499308
>pov you ask out the cute shy girl at work

the wonder of the world is gone i know for sure

>>218499308
when an incel says hello to a woman

>>218499308
probably still not dating you if we're being honest

daddy doesn't care

>>218499332
Got a bit of a boner ngl

might fry my brain with 8 hours of tiktok

>>218499346
alri Austin Powers

>>218499295
Mad how poorly the West Wing has aged really

>>218499353
on the ig reels now me much better

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>>218499312

>>218499308
Nicest woman

>>218499353
sometimes i scroll insta for too long and feel like im losing grip on reality

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>>218499328
got nothing on robson and jerome

Where’s DieGOAT?

>>218499381
this but when scrolling /brit/ for too long

>>218499312
Do this once in the morning and once in the afternoon me

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Thoughts on Trump and all this stuff that's going on in America? I think it's wild to see. I wonder what the next few years will hold.

girls don't actually get pregnant from kissing, you have to have sex with them

>>218499346
daddy day care

>>218499398
don't think that's true

>>218499397
Don't have any sorry

>>218499384
I'm pretty sure I was named after him

love a worker's diner, old grunts twitching their moustaches

>>218499397
I would have just told her straight at the start that it was a terrible idea and I wouldn't take it seriously

UH HUH BUNNY

proper faggot nigger me like

>>218499368
>>218499381
Same it reduced my IQ to 95

>>218499397
what stuff?

>>218499416
alri Jerome

nipples protruding

proper faggot nigger me prefer

>>218499423
I’ll grunt while my cock twitches around your twinky little lips

glod

mad how shit my town is

>>218499440
You know, the fascism

bit gay in here today

>>218499469
;)

>>218499467
what fascism?

Might nip to Saino’s for a gay porn meal deal at lunch x

>bend with your knees!!
this is so rarely a viable option fuck you

Mad how much of a grip video social media has on the normies, it's made them as mental as us

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I like you Mark, but I don't love you, I hate you.

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corr
brit bros are so lucky

>>218499497
they're worse

>>218499416
diddyblud ahh unc robson :skull:

a lot of browns in

>>218499495
Yellow man in his yellow ball

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remember this

>>218499497
everything they do has to be for instagram

>>218499527
eiffel 65's less successful follow-up song

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enjoyed the recent Rest is History series on Joan of Arc. She might be my favourite French person

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the lads

>>218499536
just like everything you do (not much) has to be done for 4chan

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POV best morning

>>218499497
and yet they still shag, which was a big blackpill for me

Know a lass whose stated main reason for going on holiday is to take photos of all her outfits in the hotel, she plans them on a powerpoint first

Shpaino!

not allowed to post if you can't bench press moo deng

>>218499575
Women!
[laugh track]

>>218499568
moo peng

Leftypol getting a Sharia mortgage
Rorke getting one with Virgin Money

>>218499575
so long as it gets them out of the workforce - and streets - then it is a good thing and I dont have to understand women

>>218499568
Tiny little Aussie lads getting mogged by a baby hippo baka my head

>>218499575
hate women

Leftypol learning the way of the blade
Rorke collect bayblades

>>218499566
well that's rorke done then

wonder if those nature valley bars are actually healthy

>>218499627
full of sugar

weird to think in my lifetime the BBC will cease to exist
quite sad in a way

>>218499633
Brought it upon themselves.

big bum in the French thread

Leftypol standing up for the rights of the working class
Rorke standing up for the rights of millionaires and billionaires

need a girlfriend (not in the workforce) to buy mea big tshirt so im not cold while she fetches me a sandwich (not asked for) braless with her tits flopping out under her t

Rorke eating a Babybel

>>218499627
Well they're healthier than a chocolate bar ent they

>>218499642
link it

Leftypol standing up for the rights of the working class by wanking to gay porn
Rorke standing up for the rights of millionaires and billionaires by wanking to tranny porn

Anon posting his political takes from 1985

leftypol being overactive sexually and getting cucked
rorke not getting cucked and being a virgin freak

christ im fucking ugly and dysgenic

>>218499565
size of those tits

>>218499669
ktim

Tried to find out about all the traffic on the M6 is about. Thought twitter might have more answers but M6 seems to be some chinese term for porn

got my lucky pants on today

imagine we make first contact with a technologically superior alien race and indians immediately start emigrating to their planet

>>218499627
not even slightly, ultra processed sugary slop

need a haircut but i cba

thats why it is best morning (POV I am looking atmy horse girlfriend)

Patrick Bateman would've loved Instagram

Leftypol thinking xhe standing up for the rights of the working class but its actually the billionaires
Rorke thinking hes standing up for the rights of millionaires and billionaires but its actually the working class

rorke voted for brexit
leftypol voted against it
what are they like

>>218499675
Everything we know about M6 closure as woman tragically found dead
A full closure is in place
10:19, 16 Jan 2026
Queues approaching the scene
Queues approaching the scene(Image: National Highways)
Everything we know about M6 closure as woman tragically found dead:
The M6 is expected to remain closed in both directions near Wigan throughout today (January 16) after a woman was sadly found dead. Officers have shut the motorway between junctions 26, at the M58 Orrell Interchange, and 23, for the East Lancs Road.
Police were called out to the scene at 7.42am following concerns for a woman's welfare. Tragically, she was pronounced dead at the scene.
The woman is yet to be formally identified. Greater Manchester Police says there are not thought to be any suspicious circumstances surrounding her death.
National Highways says the closure will likely last all day, with long delays in both directions approaching the scene. Motorists are facing 45-minute delays on the M6 northbound approaching junction 23, and 20-minute delays on the southbound side approaching junction 26.

Always funny when leftypol says theyre standing up for the working class but then absolutely despises the average working man and any independent thought they might have

why are there no jobs about?

>>218499705
ICE at it again fuck's sake

>>218499703
no doubt some fucking boring cunt will come in and tell you you're wrong because brexit was ACTUALLY left wing or some such fucking bollocks

thinking about that butt shaking webm they used as the OP last night
woman cleaning a mirror shaking her weird ass... in the mirror so she will see if you look

Leftypol actually standing up for the rights of the working class
Rorke pretending to stand up for the rights of the working class

women shouldn't be allowed to breed

>>218499724
it was a protest vote chuddy. hijacked by that fascist farage

why do some women have horrible beefy fanny flaps that look like the underside of a snail

>>218499735
um

nice ovaries!

>>218499749
Why do some men have tiny little worms for willies

>>218499758
because they're asian

Leftypol thinking he's an oppressed rebel because he finally found a billionaire who disagrees with him

>>218499782
ohmydayzzzzzz

>>218499749
rorke (who is a virgin and has never seen a vagina outside of porn) will tell you its because they've had lots of sex but this isn't true they all just look differently like ears

>>218499749
this deviant has been looking at snail pussy

might start looking like a down and out to get a pity shag

some people like to rape their own arse rorke. deal with it

i honestly would be fine with being hooked into a machine that made me constantly happy or at least content until i die decades later as it would be such an improvement on my life
but i don't want that for all the normies innit cos they have a chance and hope and that

leftypol thinks vibrant cultural exchange is not recognising the town you grew up in because it now resembles pakistan

>>218499798
im completely down and out and this doesnt work

i feel kind of freeee,
we still do shits and poos and wees,
yuh. yuh.
i put my hand up your bumhole,
to see if it's stinky,
yuh,
and nothing smells any more i can't even breeeathe

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Anogenital_distance_female_and_male.png
which arse would you rather shag lads

>>218499806
Possibility of infinite AI gf simulation is the only thing keeping me going at this point

>>218499806
wont be long until theres AI vr headsets that just make reality whatever you want

my willy is like a little pink shrimp

>>218499833
my own

Leftypol opposing tyrants
Rorke sucking off tyrants

shaking my skinny white thang

>>218499833
thems some weird balls

Leftypol pretending he's seen loads of fannies and they actually look like ears

>>218499834
>>218499837
something to look forward to i guess then yeah. but knowing me i'll find myself all riled up about normies getting their lives ruined over it, despite them all hating me. oh well, i'll be too VRd to care maybe?

Rorke hooking Leftypol up to the gay sex machine for a laugh
Leftypol thanking him profusely

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Dog sitter headbutted client after handing them their dead French bulldog in a plastic bag

>Owen Dempsey, 36, was locked up for for 16 weeks for headbutting the grieving owner after he was handed his dead French bulldog in a plastic bag. He was paid to look after a couple's five dogs while they were on holiday

>The husband and wife flew home early after being told in a FaceTime call their beloved dog had died. The man tasked with caring for three-year-old Tank then turned violent when his owners returned to collect his body, headbutting his victim then repeatedly punching him after asking: "Are you f***ing accusing me of killing your dog?"

>The complainant fell backwards into the living room as a result of these blows, at which stage Dempsey "continued to assault him" before Mr Hulse managed to push him away. His assailant then allegedly told him "I'm not gonna hit you again because you're an older bloke" before "running upstairs".

>Wearing a navy blue Moncler coat over a black t-shirt with a picture of a bird emblazoned across the front, Dempsey nodded and appeared to be counting on the fingers of his left hand as he was jailed for 16 weeks. He then gave a thumbs up to the court as he was led to the cells.

rorke getting blorked up the snoke

>>218499834
>>218499837
Get hooked up to the auto masturbator. Get the nutrients in intravenously and put the ai slop viewer plugged in. Life in 2050 looking good

Leftypol thinking about protecting human rights
Rorke thinking about gay sex (again)

2019 Leftypol calling Boris an authoritarian fascist
2020 Leftypol calling Boris a dangerous lunatic for letting him go outside for an hour a day

>>218499878
>His assailant then allegedly told him "I'm not gonna hit you again because you're an older bloke" before "running upstairs".
rorkestyle on all fours I bet

>>218499878
What's the deal with French bulldogs in the UK?

>>218499878
>Dempsey nodded and appeared to be counting on the fingers of his left hand as he was jailed for 16 weeks.
did he forget like

>>218499878
Seems like a nice bloke x. Dont people normally get someone they know to dogsit? Rather than some random

>>218499878
>flying home early from a holiday because your disgusting bull dog

ypipo things

>>218499917
Was a very popular dog about 10years ago. Got a lot of breathing problems and are retarded. If a dog becomes popular then gypsies and the like will start selling puppies that are all inbred and fucked up

rorke refusing to graciously accept defeat in the face of the indominable 'mass

>>218499917
they should be illegal their breeding is so fucked they can barely breathe. They're shit dogs anyway they just sit about all the time ex gf had one and when it got tired on a walk it would just sit down and refuse to move had to carry it home.

Starting to wonder what I'm doing with my life

>>218499917
dunno reckon some celebs must have had them 10-15 years ago and now deanettes love them
Better than fucking cockerpoos and other poodle shitdogs to be fair

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The watch

>>218499911
scream

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HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>218499996
Wonder if he posted here

>>218499988
eyetie fascist crumpet yellow fever crossover
cauldron will wank himself unconscious to this

>>218499996
>They want to try balancing a laptop while having a wank
SCREECHING

>>218499967
>had to carry it home
He's done you

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>218499988
They're getting the old team back together

>>218499996
bless him, old ricky loved a good wank so he did

years ahead but way behind,
my life is so fucking shite,
baby, fuck me in my asshole,
baby, gape me, take me raw,
fuck me in my little bum,
make me really prostate cum,
this not what they had in mind,
but baby, i'm gay

>>218499974
>Better than fucking cockerpoos and other poodle shitdogs to be fair
Truly awful dogs
Everyone I know who has one clearly regrets it even if they don't admit it

"don't discuss politics on /int/" actually means don't discuss american politics on /int/
any other type of politics (as long as it's not a thread in itself) is completely IGNORED by The Jan Man

Egregously inconsistent chubby little fellow he is.

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>>218500038
disgusting leech

>>218500073
ah yes this is that famous "um" song young dave lister was talking about

>>218499996
screaming

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for me it's a standard tan mongrel. can't go wrong with these lads

>>218500082
nonamericans on this board and site care more about american politics than their own

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>Russia's taking half of Africa
>China's taking the other half
>Westoids just letting it happen

uh

>>218500082
Oh shut up you boring cunt

covid really was the perfect time to lock in and I wasted all my time playing Xbox and here

changed my own windscreen wipers like a big boy

>>218500137
i'd lock you in my shed and feed bits of offal

>>218500113
well let's look at what's on your agenda
>kidnapping the president of venezuela
>capturing oil tankers so Cuba's regime falls
>moving around personnel in Qatar to potentially bomb Iran
>threatening Greenland and Denmark with an invasion

then there's us
>the shadow secretary of state for justice defected from a centre-right party to a slightly more right-wing party

yeah I can see why

>>218500121
don't want any of africa me

>>218500121
I dont care

>>218500152
Why

My 2026 resolution is to smoke more weed !!

"US Forces Get the Nod"

>>218500137
yeah i wasted it playing dragon quest XI when i could have played something better

>>218500152
not him but are you a girl

Leftypol expressing his hatred for America by spending all day every day consuming its media and culture

wonder if the universal park they're building in bedfordshire will be any good

>>218500201
it will be fab

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peculiar

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what business bank account does /brit/ recommend for a limited company?

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>>218500201
American culture.

>>218500219
One presumes that if you're a limited company you'll have a company accountant so whoever they're familiar with is probably the go

>>218500077
Why?

>>218500232
The biggest IPs will be Paddington Bear and James Bond actually

Honestly lads I do think the escort likes me

>>218500216
'rish 'pora

>>218500232
why does this fill me with an ungodly amount of despair
gore images from war hit way less than this image does

Bitches better have a Bluey section

>>218500232
Probably because it's the only time in their lives they do any walking

pulled out another knot in my hair

Haven't been sick since late 2023
think I might be immortal
I'm owed sex for that surely

>>218500330
>>218500330
>>218500330

speakig of walking and girlfriends,

>>218500305
Same but it wasn't from my hair
Bloody french bulldog decided to have a heart attack halfway through

>>218500337

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>>218500191

getting knotted

>>218500278
It'll obviously be harry potter you simpleton