:) edish
Saw a schoolgirl with a tattooed leg this morning
>>218500273Doodle mixes are neurotic, anxious, hyperactive, retarded, and they just look like shit too, formless entities of curls
Off tae the gym
just had 100 wanks
>>218500355no you didnt. shes fair use
>>218500356I thought poodles were a relatively smart dog
>>218500355Extremely common in 3rd world for girls to get tattoos at like 15 its grim
Mad how all the hotel websites just link to all the other hotel websites
>>218500380did the post you are replying to mention intelligence? no? yeah you fucking idiot, learn to read you poodle fucking nigga
>>218500380The gyppos who make poodle mixes must have picked retarded ones then
>>218500394Booba
thinking about girlfriends
>>218500394>Northern Quarter
>>218500380That may be true, but they're too neurotic and anxious for their intelligence to be worth anything, bit like /brit/ posters
>>218500397from the 3rd world are you? no? get the info from twitter or pol then did you you fucking retarded nigga muffet little miss fuckit spider bitch
>>218500406>retardedPipe down lachlan
Is "lol" or "haha" more genuine in a text/email?
>>218500435>>218500406enjoying this new kiwimong phase
>They don't have free speech in America like we do in BritainImagine how much of an actual spastic you would have to be to believe this
>>218500435Its impossible for you to imagine anyone leaving their bedroom but it does happen x
deeply unfunny thread grow up losers
>>218500433that's not true at all. giant poodles are popular to train as service dogs because they're so calm
going to go study. I finally figured out how to do it with uma game to get a lifebalance
Mad how I can't go to Hawai'i because I called Trump a spacker on Facebook in 2022
Diaspora Indians are either nationalistic chuds or self-hatingThere is no in-between.
>>218500453*patiently awaits an actual argument from you*
le dishonest politicsjoe street interview
>>218500457Touch a nerve did we?
>>218500453he's right, american free speech isn't like "free" speech in the uk
hate dogs, poodle, corgi, whatever, they stink and get up to grubby nigga shit like being loud and doing big shits everywhere. not like cats, the white mans and yellow mans choice in pet
>>218500469Who's they
>>218500463good for healthy wonder
>>218500461Don't care what you just read on AI summary which no doubt was skimmed from PoodlesRUs.com
>>218500487rasheed
Britain doesn't have free speech, never has, and most people think this is a good think
>>218500496injuns
>>218500487they remind you too much of yourself, it seems
>>218500469deeply obsessed with indians because its the flavour of the month 4chan obsession are you? fuck up with your boring spam
>>218500422That's some titty bruising. She's been manhandled. Wish it were me.
>>218500520SIR
guess what ladsESCORTSand furthermorePOLITICSROBERT JENRICKROBERT BENTDICK DEFECTS FROM NONCE TO JOIN NU-NONCEoh forgot the stuff about mice sorry aha
>>218500487Dont think corgis are doing big shits
/brit/ is too negative. Lighten up lads.
>>218500507some yankified zoomers who've watched too many slop podcasts think we were a bastion of freedom and free speech as if didnt have a long history of mentally ill, cruel autocratic rulers for centuries
>>218500540And your preferred topic?
>>218500498no, i know a woman who's involved in that stuff and she has a giant poodle, and my therapist has a giant poodle that's a trained service dog
>>218500517makes no sense at all, try better if you are trying to be passive aggressive you have to make it interesting. the first posting advice is free but future lessons will be charging
>>218500540Feel free to post something on topic and high quality
YOU ARE FUCKINGYOU ARE FUCKING
>>218500487Toxoplasmosis carrier
its funny because the one singular spastic in here seething his tits off about politics being discussed on here is the same singular spastic that spams about poo all day
GIWTWM titty slapping a woman
ask jeeves dot com why is david beckham not in championship manager 2010?
>>218500565dont know what that means therefore doesn't bother me
>>218500554no it does make sense, you're just too distracted being stinky and loud and busy doing giant poos everywhere
>>218500567Canadians
>>218500574Toxoplasmosis is something you can get from cats. He's calling you that because you said you like cats.
>>218500582nobody likes your posts, everyone likes my posts. bye, enjoy your block
>>218500588Doing gods work there autism lad
infatuated with her
>>218500588i gathered that from the context clues but I still dont care, when i die I die and if a cat does it so be it. I do not fear death and I do not fear my kittens
got the bacon frying with air in the fryer its bacon bap time soon
Americans know nothing about Britain and don't believe that they doBrits know nothing about America but believe that they do
throw all labradoodles off the cliffs of dover
>I dont agree with you but I will die for your right to say it. What a fucking retarded thing to say. Oh some paedo said they think age of consent should be abolished, you'll DIE for his right to say it will you? What the fuck are you talking about lmfao
>>218500653screaming so true bestie x
>>218500653Nobody says this
>>218500444try "pscrm"
the overweight paki shouting at a mobile phone phenotype
some dogs are sexy, rorke
>>218500567mental how if you're normal life is so easy-breezy
>>218500653I say this
>>218500653Its their right to say it if they want to. Can you not understand the principle rather than hyper focused on one specific example that you dont like?
gf just sucked my nob
Who's Poo Is It Anyway?
so muslims should be able to say behead all non muslims?
not a very good thread is it lads
>>218500683Everybody understands the principle and what its getting at, but just like with all half-baked and poorly thought out ideas and positions, it doesn't survive contact with reality and applied to extremes
"I just fucked my girlfriend" poster clearly wants me to fuck his girlfriend
Free speech unless I don't like what they say
itching to get out and run again
>>218500717>Everybody understands the principle and what its getting atYou clearly don't
free peach? where? i could do with some fruit lolz
whether this parking ticket gets cancelled will determine who i'll fight for in ww3
>>218500653>Oh some paedo said they think age of consent should be abolished, you'll DIE for his right to say it will you?Yes, absolutely.
>>218500731thats you done
>>218500739fucking screaming!
Hiding under the bed in case someone says words I don't like
>>218500748like giving your life to paedos do you?
HI need a girlfriendding under the bed and sending encrypted messages to 4chan
>>218500772Who am I going to be fighting? You? Go on then.
crushing tyrannical dictatorship as long as it aligns 100% with my ephemeral viewpoints im not actually invested in enough to do any real research into
whats wrong with playing 4-4-2?
>>218500790>>218500790>>218500790New
>>218500789You'll be killed along with the paedos
Me? Just call everyone a paedo. Minor disagreement? Accuse them of having sex with children. I am very clever.
>>218500741Whether or not I get got for that average speed check on the M27 last weekend will determine if I sign up or wait to be drafted
>>218500717Ad absurdum isnt reality though
>>218500772cool it with the islamophobia
>>218500799Loses control of the midfield
>>218500800stop doing this, naughtly little leaf...
me? libertarian. hold these principles but when exposed to real life ill seethe my tits off and say it doesnt count
that rant about water last night was literally insane
is this bad
>>218500811Do paedos exist? Do people make this argument? Not ad absurd
>>218500801Time and place.
i'm a libertarian, of course i support masked government militias
>>218500821Why?
>>218500834Work device is it lad? Wouldn't worry about it, just means they're doing SSL inspection and logging everything you do on the internet.
Thing is though, you attacking a nonce for saying that isn't threatening his right to say it. He still has that right. And now you're going to prison for being a thug.
>>218500855why are you strawmanning your opponents as libertarian? it isn't 2012 anymore
I'm a Leftypol, of course I support the government doing whatever the fuck it wants at all times. Oh hang on the other side is in charge? Forget everything I just said.
>why yes, i do use a work computer to browse 4chan
>squirrels make nests crusade them
>>218500842>applied to extremesI have no problem with people asking for things like that. Doesnt mean it would happen or they wouldnt be socially shunned. By legally proscribing them from voicing their opinions is bad
>>218500892bet it's not even running arch linux
we now turn to the British tranny contingent for their measured and sane response
>Oh some paedo said they think age of consent should be abolished, you'll DIE for his right to say it will you?should have picked something /brit/ considers controversial
>>218500892I'm doing it right now and have for years. If they were going to notice or do something they would have done it already. Kind of hope they do actually.
>>218500869No it’s my personal phone
Work computers are for reddit, if you want to shitpost on 4chan you have to use your phone on mobile data. That's the law.
It is my right to post the early threads
>>218500899can spot him from the thumbnail
>>218500899seethe will be high today
noo I NEED the govenment to control what we say, else im going to say that kids are sexy
>>218500899We're being genocided!!!
>>218500899something something trans genocide something something nhs culpable something something terf island
St Rorke(martyr)>Venerated in All churches that believe in Sainthood>CanonizedPre-Congregation>Feast25 December (Armenian Apostolic Church)26 December (Western)27 December, 4 January, 2 August, 15 September (Eastern)Tobi 1 (Coptic Christianity)>AttributesRed Martyr, stones, dalmatic, censer, miniature church, Gospel Book, martyr's palm. In Orthodox and Eastern Christianity he often wears an orarion>Patronage Altar servers; Acoma Native American Pueblo; Bricklayers; casket makers; Cetona, Italy; deacons; headaches; horses; Kessel, Belgium; masons; Owensboro, Kentucky; Passau, Germany; Kigali, Rwanda; Dodoma, Tanzania; Serbia; Ligao; Republic of Srpska; Prato, Italy[1]
>>218500917They are the female nurses you mong the tranny isn’t in that pic
they are to be fair
Thought the trannies were BTFO last year, why are they still going on about it
>>218500931the red one obviously is
>>218500910Well then you might be compromised, unless you've installed work apps on it and they've come with a cert? Sometimes required for office or teams. Should be able to find the cert that's on it easy enough, it'll likely have a name. Google your device and certificate settings, should tell you where to find them. There is a chance it's malware but fairly slim, worst case scenario just give your phone a factory reset and stop being a naughty boy
trump goes to invade uk because he thinks greenland is uk
if the only thing stopping you from saying that you want to fuck kids is having no free speech, you should have free speech >>218500945squid games go hon honhon hon wowowowowo cut cookie or you die
>>218500945Fingers crossed
>>218500945ok thanks for your input kim park lee
>>218500943She's just a statuesque nordic type
>>218500939Legislation is being put to use finally
screaming out my arse
>>218500943Thats Bethany Hutchison the president of the Darlington nursing union
>>218500945probably the only country i wouldn't defect to if they invaded us
>>218500945Politicians would die falling over each other to see who could surrender fast enough
why is it so hard for a politicial party to get it right. >UKIPright, people want the pakis out and a stronger police force but lets larp as crusaders for christianity and praise isrealridonkulous
got no clean pants
>>218500945squid game person
>>218500960Not a looker amongst them
off to bed
>>218500976ah yes because the crusaders really supported the Jewish state of Israel ...
today I go out try to find girlfriend soon. get the uma career queued up
>>218500960Mad how she looks like she's about to drop a 3 hour video essay on transphobia in the Spongebob universe
Salary has been increased from 50k to 51600, now I'm over that stupid high earners limit. How do I stop shekelstein from taking this from me? Increase pension contributions or something?
we're all fae somewhere
>>218500985They're nurses so they make up for it with being massive sluts
>>218500992ktim
>>218500896If you permit and tolerate ideas in discourse it opens new avenues of support whereas before when it wasnt allowed, it was less likely to become acceptable. Being allowed to play around with the concept of raping children will in time will itself in to existence. All because of your retarded le principles
>>218501007nope. thank ms reeves for putting a stop to that
>>218500999Beau Greaves looking rough
>>218501007>Increase pension contributions or something?Yes usually the best wayOr if there's some kind of salary sacrifice scheme for a car or a bike (something you need)
>>218501007Get on the r/Henry sub
>>218501007donate to a charity like the BHF
>>218501028mad how fit her sister is
>>218501020>Being allowed to play around with the concept of raping children will in time will itself in to existenceFairly sure children get raped anyway
>>218500999looks like jim sterling
>>218501007Please consult the chart.
>>218501020This is exactly how trannyism got started
>>218501031There used to be a share scheme but we got bought out last year and it's yet to be replaced. I'm gonna have to do some fucking maths on this now. >>218501060I don't want to fucking do anything you cunts. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>218500394chebosaurus rex @ 0:20
>>218501060my chart: wait for fiancées millionaire dad to die
>>218501034sexo! OK I will go try find a gf!
>>218501057Literally thought it was Chris Chan until I realised it must be the tranny nurse
>>218501020Its gone from:Want to lower the age of consent to wanting to rape children.Supporting crime or criminal activity is very different from supporting legislation about the age of consent or something like that. But society finds it morally abhorrent people arent suddenly going to be like "yeah maybe raping kids isnt so bad" because some freak talks about it
>>218500951trump doesn't even know the difference between south korea and japanhe doesn't care about the most important allies in the regionhe even mentioned south korea while visiting japan, and japan while visiting south koreahe's basically completely indifferent to anything outside of white world (mostly north america and europe)i'm not sure if he is dumb or just pretending to be ignorant
>>218501082dont tell me you wouldn't
>>218501105wanna plap that hussy
>>218501060completed it
>>218501096>trump doesn't even know the difference between south korea and japanLook, no offence, but maybe he just doesn't care? Not like it really matters
>>218501077Gis er number lad.
sometimes you just have to admit de-feet and develop a foot fetish for her feet because she hates feet
>>218501112lol
Honestly mental how lush mini eggs are Scranned two packs already this week
when did koreans start getting cocky
>>218501105Tre-chan)Hey Tran, I found some unfamiliar underwear in the laundry...(Transcend)Ah, that's the one I wore when I was in elementary school. I didn't have time to wash them so I wore them yesterday.(Tre-chan)I, I see...(Transcend)You can throw it away now...Tre-chan, you can use it however you like.
What specifically is it about the Orange Man that makes people seethe uncontrollably? Yeah dislike him or whatever but what compels people to spend all day every day going on about how much they don't like him in completely unrelated contexts? Never known anything like it really
>>218501180Maybe when they became an enormous cultural powerhouse
>>218501171saw they have 1kg bags in waitroselethal
awooga suzooka
>>218501202They're not that important and it won't last, not enough soul as a culture
>>218501196thanks anon ill cut out the weird text msgbox so I dont go to prison
>>218501203Might be the thing that finally puts me in a diabetic coma corrrr
wonder how deso is doing
>You ever had a girlfriend mate?Nope, not even close.>Really mate, not even at school?*starts cracking up*You fucking stupid normies man...>Wow mate, that's no good. We need to get you on the apps!STOP RIGHT THERE. Won't work. It's over for me.
>Honestly mental how lush mini eggs are>Scranned two packs already this week
>>218501007Alright not to worry, I've checked my benefits spend and I already put in 7% of my salary to pension since that's what they match, and there's a holiday buy scheme that costs me some amount every month. So in theory my total taxable income is around 48k so I shouldn't be paying higher tax on any of it. Unless whatever reeves done has fucked that over, I will be honest in saying I don't understand it one bit
>>218501245im not fucking "getting on the apps"
>>218501136Horses don't have feet
>>218501225Oh yeah really?*ignores you and continues enjoying Korean culture*
dropped my fucking phone and now it says this could honestly cry right now I can’t afford it
>>218501245I've had one gf and people are always trying to get me on the apps, can't think of anything worse than knowing the exact statistics on how unappealing I am
>>218501273Shit In Mouth?
>>218501261>I dont even HAVE feet anon! stop it! I dont care. every part of her body is sexy
So glad I have a long-term gf. Dating seems so grim nowadays, really can’t be arsed with it. If she ever broke up with me I’m just staying single.
I've gotten so fucking lazy working at home. For the first time in ages I actually have strict deadlines and need to turnaround office nonsense quickly and its stressing me the fuck out lol
wish world war 3 would happen so i could go enlist and die for israel
>>218501123i think trump's attempt to seize greenland is a prelude to ww3and as always, the us will wage war outside the usthere are serious concerns that china might invade taiwan
IQ test: A swimmer in the 100m butterfly takes a simultaneous two-arm pull, kicks several times with their arms at their sides, simultaneously brings both arms forward over the water, keeps their arms stretched out in front of their for several kicks, and then does another simultaneous two arm pull. The swimmer repeats this process throughout the swim. Should the swimmer be disqualified?
don't try to lose attatchment to things, it's impossible, it will happen on it's own
>>218501294If wife ever divorces me or dies I'm just getting on the smack
>>218501294ktimcan't even imagine how my younger brother is going to get himself a mate, might have to make him join a cult or something
>>218501273What iPhone model do you have lad? Most of them support eSIMs now so might be worth trying and seeing if one of them work
>>218501313Depends on the stroke they're competing in
>>218501276Ignorance is bliss. Though I am fully aware of just how unlovable I am, I would rather not be reminded of it every single day as I get rejected by 1000+ women
>>218501304I have sent two emails today. Got plenty of stuff I could do while waiting for a reply but I don't want to. This is the piece of work I have allocated myself to do this week.
any water drinking man in
>>218501334Test results: 90IQ
>>218501318I see
>>218501294Same. I’m married and if we ever break up, I’m done. I love her too much to try with anyone else, nobody else would compare. I’ll just shag brasses and stay single.
my business idea is: cakes with white chicken (white sauce) and jallepeneos with chicken chunks popping out of the top
Anyone starting on the booze?
>>218501348>A 90 IQ score falls within the average range (90-109), considered normal and indicating the ability to handle daily life, though it's lower than the mean (around 100) and signifies being brighter than about 25% of the population but less bright than 75%.
>>218501332It does support e sims but I’m on a contract so I have a physical SIM card
>>218501382I’m farting on your mums cooze
>>218501312>there are serious concerns that china might invade taiwancan you tell them to hurry up? been waiting years
So many gimmicks are missing
>>218501391Would your operator give you an eSIM? Many support them now and let you switch
>>218501334oh dearLogic test: A swimmer, towards the end of a 50 yard freestyle race, grabs the lane line to rest and, in the process, pushes backwards towards the turn end before resuming and completing the distance. Should the swimmer be disqualified?
>>218501415Spaino's busy season at work so it is.
my wife is drinking water
Mad how World War 3 was a good thing when it was going to be over Ukraine or Palestine
Start calling people wazzocksStart calling people pillocksStart calling people bellendsStart telling people to sod offStart telling people to get bent
>>218501436He should be disqualified for being so unfit. You're telling me he has to rest in a middle of the race?
me when I go outside to find a gf
>>218501439Don't know what that means
Starmtroopers laying siege to my smeggy bedroom in an attempt to conscript me but passing out from the smell
>>218501451get bent you wazzock
There's a time and place for British Chinese food and the time is now and the place is in my belly.
>>218501442with extra fluoride
lift my leg up and sky that kid
To many rabblerousers in this general these days
>>218501436That's not an IQ test, it's a test of specific knowledge of swimming regulations.
im a "slow" guy with people things takes me a while to "get" things and process them
Leftypol calling Rorke a colossal wankpuffinRorke calling Leftypol a paki spaz
>>218501512Tax class: disabled
>>218501424LEGEND
>>218501491you telling me an shrimp tried this rice?
think I'm starting to get too fat for my joints
>>218501528in leftypol society, I am retard but I do get it, eventually. just dont put me in a situation
>>218501535Hope it works la
>>218501563you should be euthanised and used as fertiliser
stupid retard. *rapes u*
>>218501579wrong. im based
just pulled some sweets out of the kitchen bin to eat nasty me
>>218501552Smoke fat joints for pain relief
>>218501614Why were they in the bin?
>>218501622DUDE LMAO!
>>218501614i did that with a vape recently
>>218501625the woman who comes puts them in there
>>218501625I opened them this morning had a couple and decided I didn’t want them
enoch powell trvkes
>>218501647ah right
Need a right wing gf
quick whiff of gfberg's arsehole before going back to toil
>>218501685Skin colour of her mate?
>>218501696i didn't say you could smell my fingers
I have never enjoyed living in this world
Bit cold out today
>>218501730hate this stupid bitch
>>218501730OK? show us your nipples then
Terence Tao is also a slow thinker.
oh shut up will you
A teenager who was inspired by Southport killer Axel Rudakubana has been sentenced after he planned an attack on an Oasis concert.McKenzie Morgan, from the village of Llanfrechfa near Cwmbran in South Wales, can be named for the first time after he turned 18.
>he didn't invest
>>218501744Rude
>>218501730emma :)
Scruffy chav lass up the street just chucked her Christmas tree in the front yard
might curl into a ball and roll around
r
Listening to foo fighters everlong
you call me salad fingers yet you sound like you have a learning difficulty when you talk on your stream
our (my) daughter
Couldn't imagine living somewhere I'm surrounded by the underclass.
>>218501760What's going on with the Welsh they've gone mental
>>218501760>He said he had failed to purchase a knife because he could not prove he was over 18 and his mother had hidden the kitchen knives.Omds
>>218501788evermong
>>218501789Forgot your trip there mate
>>218501788The band nirvana could have been
Might rape a poo
>>218501805his mum knew he was a wrongun and still said nothing. these negligent parents also need prosecuting.
just did one of them xplosive sloppy shits that looks like someone got shot in the head
>>218501761in poo?
come on chaps let's get this one over the line
>>218501833He didnt do nuffin
you dont know someone from their porn habits. porn isnt real. only sex is
>>218501760>14 months in young offenders institutepeople have literally got more for mean tweets
>>218500337
>>218501845That's what I'm telling myself as I wank it to lads in women's clothing
Doesn't sound like a very black or brown name
Is "lol" or "haha" more genuine in a text/email?The escort I'm seeing has used "haha" with me a few times now along with a red heart emoji and lots of "xx" in her messages
