watchin vtuber asmr and jerkin my pud

This new cat food catberg is eating smells like complete, undiluted asshole.

there are only 2 jobs in this country. nurse or truck driver

Pouch underwear was such a great invention. It’s like a bra for my big penis and balls.

>>218498115
+ retail wagie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlqLHcphyw

>>218498135
right.
men - truck drivers
women - nurses
kids - retail

What's it like being a cashier at dollar general?

I told my best friend how I felt and now she says we can't be friends anymore. Did I fuck up?

>>218498176
soul destroying

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Brutal.
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By the way, do you press the "B" key on the keyboard w/ your right index finger, or your left?

>>218498342
left obviously

Stomach still hurts I want the pain to stop

>>218498451
I remember when cell phones didn't exist in 2012

>>218498342
I use my right
I learned to type by talking shit in video games so my left hand stays around the wasd keys

When youtube recommends a video to me with a black person in the thumbnail I immediately click don't recommend channel

Can't sleep motherfucker

>>218498548
my youtube is smart enoughto know not to do that shiiiiiiet

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>>218498342
right hand. left hand covers tgv and everything leftward(14 letters), right hand covers yhb and everything rightward(12 letters + , and .)

My retard fucking brother once again fucks up big time. Once again I get woken up at like 4 in the morning from him. What will it be this time I wonder, is he getting arrested again? DUI? The possibilities are endless.

This time his stupid retard ass got drunk and wrecked his car on the side of the road. I picked him up not realizing it still counts as a hit and run even if he didn't hit someone else's car or whatever. Idk what the fuck he hit, he says it was a pole. I'm absolutely not going to get myself a charge over his stupid fucking retardation. I've told him so so so so so so so many times to fucking STOP DRUNK DRIVING. He already lost his license once over that shit and it's only a matter of time before he fucking maims, injures, or kills someone.

He doesn't even feel bad about the possibility of who he could have hurt. He only cares about himself.

He literally passed out in the middle of the road and just ran right off the road. The fucked up thing is there's many houses right there, he could've easily ran through someone's wall. He doesn't care, all woe is me. God I'm fed up with his BS. "This is my last straw" "the universe hates me" "I'm gonna kms"

fuck off.

>>218498650
Drop his drunk ass off at the police station

I'm sorry that happened to you or I'm happy that it did

>Famous weed brand store opens in town
>goblina i went to school with somehow is the manager
>only hired her 1.00 gpa high school friends
retail nepotism??? fucking ridiculous

>>218498650
You should take the fall for him

>>218498698
Here have a tl;dr

Tl;dr: drunk fucking retard wrecks car. Only feels bad for himself.

>>218498650
issue corrective rape

>>218498701
nepotism is in everything especially if brown pipo are involved

>>218498721
well if he wrecked his car you don't have to worry about him driving drunk anymore

>>218498690
I regret answering the phone. I should've just let it ring. I already knew getting a call from him at this hour meant he fucked up somehow. It's a fucking biyearly occasion at this point. Last time it was asking to get bailed out of jail. He's been to jail so many times. He never fucking learns. I already had 0 respect for him but now I'm at negative respect.

Worst thing is now I'm stuck with him all weekend because he's stranded here. I was looking forward to him being gone for the next several days.

>>218498733
Actually the messed up part is it isn't even his car that he just wrecked. He already wrecked his own car last year. This is the car his best friend was letting him borrow.

>>218498756
He needs a harsher punishment bailing him out will do him no good he's going to get himself killed or ruin an innocent persons life

>>218498756
how will you feel when he does finally kill someone? I'm telling you you have to >>218498723

>>218498817
Yeah. We need to stop bailing him out. He needs to face the concrquences full on. It's the only thing that will work. Such a frustrating person, makes retarded decisions constantly fucks up, messes which he leaves behind for everyone else to clean up. And then it's just "I'm gonna kill myself" every time bad things happen as a result of his poor decision making abilities. Unfortunately he has a daughter who deserves much better.

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HR Geiger was fucked up guy man.

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>>218498961
The album art for Brain Salad Surgery is fantastic.

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>>218499063

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>>218499080
I managed to find a .PDF of the book I bought. 2.4 gigs. For a .PDF. Like holy fuck!

my province cherry picks grade 12 student final essays every few years, posts them online anonymously, and explains how they were graded
I found one of mine on there. it was one of three essays we had to write in a six hour session and I felt it was going to be the one that dragged my grade down. I had heavy brain fog from stress and poor sleep and I felt like I could barely write. it ended up being very formulaic, robotic and mind numbingly boring. I was expecting to get like 60-70% on it but they ended up giving me a full 100% on all three. and now it's preserved online as an example of what is considered "excellent"

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>>218499223
>six hours
Was that one of the provincials? BC used to have provincials that were worth a significant amount of your final mark. They got rid of them a number of years ago tho.

>>218499256
yes these were diploma exams worth 30% of your entire grade. you actually only had to stay 3 hours, but I took the the whole six because I could barely think

niggas that flex being "hard workers" yet work for another mans company are retards.

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When will this happen?

>>218499464
2 weeks

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Hory shit. This is my favourite one so far.
>>218499310
My Grade 12 English provincial exam was worth 60% of our final mark. It was such a large portion that the grade I ended the class w/ -- a failing grade, and cause I got a really high mark on the exam (a whopping 93%, the highest mark in the whole class) -- I ended up getting bumped up to a C+. This is what happens when you're a majorly depressed and demotivated slacker done w/ high school but also simultaneously really is a master at the English language. I was like that throughout most of high school -- barely passing by squeaking 50% marks on exams. I just did not do homework the majority of the time. Apparently this English teacher who I had in Grade 12 tells this story to her students to this day, how a totally hopeless student who either skipped or slept in class managed to get the highest mark on the provincial exam out of the entire class. God I love books so fucking much.

That Karoline Leavitt is esp. insufferable.

Someone I know IRL told me that in Mexico a lot of people consider it embarrassing to have a relative emigrate to the USA or Canada. Is this true? If so, for what reason?

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>live in the richest country in the world
>complain on /int/ about how shit the economy is
Do americans have no shame?

>>218499464
In 14 days

>>218499489
>My Grade 12 English provincial exam was worth 60% of our final mark.
it used to be 50% in alberta but they reduced to 30% in 2016. it would've helped me more if it was still 50% though because I got good exam scores but barely did homework and skipped/half-assed most assignments
>Apparently this English teacher who I had in Grade 12 tells this story to her students to this day, how a totally hopeless student who either skipped or slept in class managed to get the highest mark on the provincial exam out of the entire class
that's awesome. I have a story that's in a similer vein where on our first assignment in grade 11 social studies I emailed the teacher and told him I would be taking a zero on it. I literally heard him laugh/scoff a few seconds after I sent the email. he thought I was going to be a piece of shit but I got near 100's on every test he gave us from then on. I think it made an impression on him cause his attitude towards me changed and he made comments that could be referencing it. I don't think it's "tell every year's class about this" worthy like you though lmao
>God I love books so fucking much.
I didn't love them, but since I was a loser I didn't have anything else to do whenever we had downtime at school. I read through lord of the rings like 5 times over the span of a few years. those books were too dense for me as a kid and I would end up forgetting what I'd just read and go back a paragraph/whole page to re-read it again. I think doing that helped my writing a ton, a lot more than what we were taught in class

Lol Trump finally got his peace nobel.
What a fucking clown.

>>218499507
Legal mexican migrants take identity as us citizens before being mexican.

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cummypies i am drinking covfefe

>>218499331
Pride in a craft and workmanship vs pride in money are two different things

>You need permission from yourself to make changes to this folder.
found this as a solution. adds a "take ownership" option to the right click menu. fuck you windows.
https://www.elevenforum.com/t/add-take-ownership-to-context-menu-in-windows-11.1230/

Dear Christ I wish it was summer!

>>218500408
winter is the white man's season. enjoy it while it lasts

Thinking of Bellingham, Washington.

>eat salt and vinegar chips for the first time in over a month
>wake up feeling like im going to throw up and have no energy all day and have trouble focusing
pretty sure they are poisoning our food

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>>218500213
Think I'll join you bruv. I was hoping to catch a nap for the last hour of my shift, but my shift partner is the loudest motherfucker on the planet so thats nojoy

>>218500450
I used to go to the range there. Whatcom county has a nice one

Tad of above freezing but windy. Not great, not terrible.

>>218500629
I'm going to have to ride my motorcycle home this morning and it will be 37

I just got over covid
I had no other symptoms besides a stuffy nose and myocarditis. My heart would periodically start beating very rapidly and I felt like I couldn't breathe and that I was going to die.

gonna take a nap

What's your favorite song while stoned? Here's mine

>https://youtu.be/6HwfwzuHwGo

Read this article about how opioid deaths have gone down in the US for the first time since 2023 and how a study relating to this has shown that it isn’t because the war on drugs is working but because the narcos cut the fent so ODing became less likely lol
I love science

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Was she white?

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>Request Uber
>Driver is black
It's been nice knowing you guys

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What if we move so many indians here the wages plummet, rents skyrockets and all the white birth rate nose dives wouldnt that be funny?

>>218501315
He has a car. Hes whiter than you.

>>218501315
I took 2 ubers today. One driver was an African immigrant the, the other was an Indian immigrant. White uber drivers here are very rare

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I have been tortured by psychic tigers for nearly 24hrs

I'm taking bf applications today

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I want a friend from Quebec. Je parle français aussi. How to get friends from Quebec?

AHHH IT'S COLD AGAIN

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I'm not creative, so I'm thinking I'll follow a guide for a minecraft house to use as my base.

Something like the Emita residence or a rural Japanese mansion and rice field perhaps.

If Trump invades Greenland, he should be put in prison

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Don't care didn't ask

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>>218498080

>>218502754
that legit frightened me and im not happy about it

>>218502779
Yeah I don't like spooky webms

>>218502754
Bet she gives mad head!!

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txt'd my gf 'whats up'?
she replied with an 8 minute voice-note

What are we doing this Friday?

Breakfast will be green tea first, then a kiwi and mandarin orange and a bowl of oatmeal with cottage cheese

>>218503045
fuck all, jack shit, diddly squat, or any other variation thereof

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I’m sorry to all blakas but we wuz truly pharaons and shit like that

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>>218503192
>@iFindDumbFucks

>>218503045
Going to the gym n shieeet

Walked up and down a 15-step flight of stairs for 10 minutes. 25 times, maybe a bit more

Would any of you care to see my completely flaccid and deformed penis?

>>218503470
consider my neurons activated

>tranime
We need to send OP 2-3 years in Dagestan and forget

>>218502397
>something is gonna happen for real this time
Nothing ever happens

>>218501478
être mignon et drôle

>>218502397
>put in prison
*Given an award.
China and Russia are making moves in the Arctic. Denmark can't defend Greenland. The entire fucking EU could t defend Greenland against China or Russia.
It's within our national security interests to secure it's strategic location for national defense . I don't see how trannies don't understand this. This is the real world

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I deserve this

>>218503773
Good morning saar

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>be me
>be lean
>but have Joe Rogan ab genetics
Should I just kill myself?

Any imagineers in?

>>218501446
are you a cute girl?

>>218498125
any brand you’d recommend? I’ve been thinking for a long time that underwear should make space for the balls, sort of like a cup

>>218503701
>Russia
Almost like their country includes a lot of it.

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>>218503773
It’s so fucking over. She should become an anti circumcision activate but for facejobs.

>>218504301
i don't think she got surgery, she just took some anorexic diet too far and looks like a POW

hello

>>218504514
don't even start with me Anon. not today.

Why are you after me lucky charms?

>>218504645
sorry

I like to put my socks and underwear underneath the sheet I lay on at bedtime so when I wake up they're nice and warm from body heat already

drinking covfefe

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>>218504514

>>218504655
VVVGGHHHH CAN YOU JUST LIKE....NOT????!!!

>>218504669
just put them in the oven

>>218504930
>Hitler and Himmler during a brainstorming session, circa 1941

>>218504669
gonna try this tbf

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canadians, why this?

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i am embarrassed for america, fucking lol

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>>218505101
more embarrassing is the street shitting rat that killed 3 people and is only facing 10 years
I used to only hate indians ironically but I genuinely think they should be wiped from the earth at this point

what I eat in one day as a completely deracinated and mongrelized goycattle kikeslave

>>218505244
they probably reduced the charges when they learned the victims were 3 Haitian migrants in the van. no Americans actually died that day.

>>218505101
I swear, he could cure fuckinf cancer and trannies would still seethe

>>218505388
are we supposed to congratulate dementia don for getting a participation trophy handed to him?

the entire world is laughing at you guys, america is such a joke

>>218505048
Our country is a joke in general but the legal system is arguably the single worst aspect. A literal Somali murderer just got his murder case dropped because his lawyer asked the court for evidence from the murder victims phone, which took so long the case had to be closed. The funny part? This is the SECOND murder case the bulbhead successfully got dropped this way.

>>218505244
Was it murder or manslaughter? 10 years is pretty normal for manslaughter even with multiple victims.

There are actual jews and other non-Whites ITT.

>>218505244
A jeet in Canada just killed a Canadian girl and got 4 years. Day of the flush when?

>>218505487
How does that happen? Statute of limitations?

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All, all that I could give, all I had to offer her
Is gone, simply locked away, no longer there to bother her
Now look, look at what's become, what's become of poor old me
Tried, so hard to believe in something that will never be, never be

>>218505467
If you think that you're brainwashed . That's a sign of deep respect she fought for years against Maduro.

>>218505467
The entire world laughs at Indians and Pakis more redditjeet

There are still orange man supporters here lol aren't you embarrassed

>>218505553
Some judge set a precedent when he ruled if the courts are too slow the case must be dropped because it violated your constitutional rights o algo. Lawyers are realizing how easy it is to run out the clock intentionally.

>>218505604
That's weird, especially seeing how long trials for serious cases can take. This sounds like the sort of administrative loophole BS you'd hear in Italy lololol.

>>218505643
>Americans are basically in the same ballpack as jeets now
Redditjeet....

We're getting cheap Chinese EVs guys. The jews are seething

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Bark at the moon!

>>218505719
>he thinks they won't be safety/environmental regulated to death resulting in a de facto ban
Ngmi

>>218505733
Cope jew boy

people always tell me I look like that indian guy from big bang theory if he suffered horrible burns all over his body

>>218505775
>chink filtered by reality
Many such cases

>>218505680
30 month limit for serious cases but perhaps it's for the best to allow Somalis who kill each other to continue doing so

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too many leafs desu. is it time?

>>218506125
All me btw

not a fan of the chinese erectronic vehicres

>>218506275
You can't say that the zoomies are going to lose their minds

>>218505536
sauce?

>>218506305
I represent the zoomies you speak of

>>218506125
i double dog dare you

>>218506311
>Truck Driver Rajwinder Singh Sentenced to 55 days in jail for taking Adrianna’s life
I got it mixed up, it wasn't 4 years, actually it was only 55 days for the jeet. Imagine killing someone and this poopjeet doesnt even go to jail for 2 months.

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>>218506393

I always go to bed just hungry enough to feel excited about eating breakfast in the morning

Rent Free

redditsneed

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do you trust cbc news? are you under 65?

i want to lick gock

>>218506412
Looks like it was in provincial offences court. That's why

>>218506598
jason...

>>218506643
not gayson

>>218506486
You have to go to bed with a very full stomach. Eat a very large dinner 30 minutes before bed for a great sleep.

>>218506657
spiritually jason-esque

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>>218506679
i have a job

>>218506706
glory hole attendant

>>218506591
Funny thing about the CBC is that even the people who defend it, don't actually watch it as the ratings indicate. Only boomers still watch the network.

>>218506125
time for what?

>>218506773
To post your face

>>218506621
Even the Highway Traffic Act allows 6 month sentences, stop defending poopjeets and the shitty courts.

Shut up chud

>>218506771
i watch land & sea but even that's been shit lately. i don't watch anything else from cbc.

>>218506850
get his ass

CBC is literal propaganda and is actual biased fake news. NPC and psychos work there

Are there any good anime websites? 4chan seems to be full of Latinx pedophiles. And the other imageboards are either dead or full of Nazis (who are Latinx).

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GIVE but don’t allow yourself to be used.
LOVE but don’t allow your heart to be abused.
LISTEN to others but don’t lose your own voice.
TRUST but don’t be naive.

>>218507106
Remember that time they ignored their own internal legal advice to sue the Conservatives for running political ads during an election? Then they did it again in another election. That's the sort of thing they would chimpout on Putin doing but they have no issue doing it themselves.

the only true contentment is meditating on the many lives that are worse than your own

>>218507166
>Are there any good anime websites?
yes. 4chan.org

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well, i hope cbc improves because they have a big job ahead of them

Accidentally switched from dark to light mode

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Would

>>218507275
Stop being a Latinx Nazi pedophile.

>>218507231
They are not a real "news" company. I am sure real news companies in North America can be counted on 2 hands at this point but CBC is not one of them

spambot on a real one

>>218506829
Just pointing it out.

Im out for presidents to represent me.

>>218507350
Also everyone, correctly, points out their biased news. But they also just get basic factual reporting things wrong all the time as well. Then you notice most of their "reporting" is now done by The Canadian Press or other 3rd party outlets as well. Like damn if you're going to be corrupt liars for the Liberals getting billions, can you at least not be lazy about it?

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fuuug

Are you guys going to fight over ice practices and political spectrums today?

>>218507633
no

>>218507633
im down to talk about whatever, amigo

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>>218507646
Oh okay then
>>218507658
Talk about my big dong

I support you in Greenland because
1- I hate Scandinavians and I like Americans
2- Danes are very bad with Greenlanders. They are underpaid, treated like shit and women were sterilized. Except now because Danes offer them everything because they are scared to lose them.
3- Danemark cannot protect Greenland
4- Danes are idiots who don’t trade its ressources.

>>218503938
That’s HGH gut bruh
Just work your chest and glutes more than your abs

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Has science gone too far?

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>>218507769
meow meow

For me, it's Bill Clinton Is A Pedophile InfoWars.com

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>>218507789
meower power

One second
Ok your order?

>>218507851
a combo. 2/3 medium rare, with cheddar cheese, bacon, mushrooms.

>>218507851
*me, standing several meters away at the self-serve kiosk*
erm, sorry, I’m just gonna use the kiosk, thanks

>>218507633
You should be more concerned about your own autism spectrum

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>>218507836
meow

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:p

Forgot to tell you yesterday…it’s a girl!!

I dissected a cat once in biology class. That's where some of those shelter cats end up in case you didn't know.

>>218508042
Didn’t know Canada is fucked up like that!!

>>218508062
They literally gas them to death, just like you guys (allegedly) did to the Jews!

>>218508017
Congratulations!
I hope she grows up to look like this >>218508015

what percentage of 4chan users are normies who just lurk and never post anything?

>>218508426
About 90% of people on any give website just lurk and never post.

>>218507633
I will probably post about warhammer 40k

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This seems like seasonal slop but I'm prolly gonna watch all of it

>>218508519
Thoughts on the upcoming 40k TW game?

>>218508652
Looks cool, will buy it when it goes on sale after they fix the bugs and stuff

>>218508674
Worst part is how they will make half the factions DLCs lol

>>218508725
Sounds about right

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>>218508487

Janny did NOT like me pointing out that an indian murdered someone and basically got away with it

Good morning

>>218509056
There's a new trannitor on /int/ who loves banning people

Any Torontofags in? The Bible Schizo is fighting with the Qur'an Schizos at Yonge&Dundas right now, kino

>>218509249
Couldn't think of more boring thing to do with my time then argue religion on a sidewalk

>>218509284
Mostly accusing each other of trying to murder each other >>218509249

>>218509284
How about discussing religion on 4chan

>>218509347
Even worse actually because you have to type it out, and you have no fresh air

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I just know shekelburg is gonna make me work next thursday too. I'll have had 1 fucking day off since monday

Sex

>>218509451
con

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>>218509451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw

>cornholio will finally kill the local auto industry
elbows up, eh!

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HAPPENS IN YOUR CUNT?

Berry pie and milk for breakfast for ME

>>218509699
how about cream pie and milk?

>>218509677
Is that an Indian?

>>218509736
Maybe when I find a wife one day

>>218509775
you don't need a wife

>>218509740
no
zainichi paki saar

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>>218509740
it sure is bucko

I want to lie in bed all day everyday, and play video games all night

>>218509882
I thought this too but being a NEET made me burn out real hard and now I have to force myself to even boot up an emulator these days

just farted

This is a speculative image of what the Mona Lisa might have looked like. Based on high-resolution scans and old copies. Notice how she seems to have blushed cheeks, thin eyebrows, and her clothes are clearly a lighter blue.

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>>218510028
God fucking damn it, here's the image

>>218510048
that's a man

I fucking hate these paper straws

i just got carded at the liquor store
im 37 with a full beard and male pattern baldness

>>218510079
The lining is plastic coated (more plastic is used than actual plastic straws) and the paper straws leak more "forever chemicals" into your soda than using an actual plastic straw

>>218510162
If you got good skin you might be prone to that shit for a while. I'm still getting carded at 28.

>>218510162
that's just their way of saying that you look feminine

>>218510162
Such bullshit and I do not believe it. Post a selfie

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I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK I HATE WORKING AT THIS SITE

>>218510345
you VILL vork in ze papervork mines

>>218510382
I WISH I had a boring office job

Might move to nyc. what's the worst that could happen

>>218510514
sex

>>218510514
being in nyc is the worst thing that could happen to anyone

>>218510514
The WORST that could happen?
A homeless schizo could light you on fire on the subway.
A terror group could release a biological weapon in the city.
Russia could nuke you

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I hope the Seahawks win tomorrow

>>218510593
They will

>>218510580
>>218510572
>>218510538
despite all this, still sounds more attractive than iowa

>>218510514
you achieve everything you ever dreamed of and live your perfect life.
minimum.

>>218510593
my ninies are the feel good story

>>218510514
9/11

>>218510514
you become liberal

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>>218510719
he said worst, not best

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ISP has had me on hold for 40 minutes

>>218510750
I'm already a little liberal. a bit too old for a drastic political change

>>218510823
why?

>>218510852
Because he is gay

>>218510852
because they're gay

>>218510861
>>218510897
so both are gay?

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I am ugly

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>>218510951
im uglier than you

>>218510906
you too

>>218510976
Impossible

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ugly niggas be like "I am ugly"

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>>218500629
I was sitting outside waiting for my tire to be changed and the sub was nice but the wind was biting. I turned my back to it

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Use this picture for the new thread

>>218511135
do you look like that?

>>218510162
Unc getting bullied by retail wagies

>>218510162
it's a law here now, doesn't matter how old you look, you have to give an id. might be the same there

>+10 hours old /cum/
>still not at 300 posts
Normie general, nobody here to post on Friday

>>218511316
Georgia?

>>218511372
america

>>218511395
they dont ask me for an ID

>>218511430
ok

this thread was created nearly 11 hours ago

we got some timelords in the thread today, i'm honored

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>>218511501

I'm based

If everyone would just listen to me then we'd solve all global issues

Saw the 1st gf in a dream again
She appears once a while. Damn it

>>218505643
i got warned for this post because "/int/ is only for respectful discussion of cultures" lmao

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https://youtu.be/LJTk64tzduQ

Shift starts in an hour kill me NOW

>>218511783
we can't see the post

>>218511783
Comparing Americans to jeets is highly offensive, Yank janny was well within his unpaid rights to ban you

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>>218511907
Look in the archive dumkopf

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>>218507971
mrrrr meooowww

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Chiima haana hoohoe Woolie Solo
Heoheoheoheo

>>218512083
He said:
Kathleen Kennedy was fired from LucasFilm

>ballpack

goddamn ESL faggots

>>218512265
Maybe he's from BAHS-TIN

just had a rather pleasant draining of the bladder

>>218512265
**grabs your ballspack**

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it's time

NEW
>>218512514

>>218512451
for?