Lunchtime edition
>>218500337Is this a proper British lunch?
>>218500439Its noodles mate. Its your staple diet
mental how shit and unsatisfying noodles are
>>218501850Because it sounds like he was bullshitting for attention and someone dobbed him in it
>>218500337get the pedophiles in the young offenders institutes
You still live with your parent, btw
>>218501879Mckenzie as a male first name is very council estate runt coded.
sexy gypsy women
>>218501895So what?
>>218501895the raped btw
>>218501907Here it's for rural white girls
yep that's gingernonce seething at no one in particular
the same exact arguements verbatim on prime time tv for 60 years
CVX
>>218501877It's all in the sauce
FOGPYEG
ive said it before and ill say it again, there is no worse name you could have than "gingernonce". imagine being called gingernonce
Mad how the 9/11 lads really did win
https://youtu.be/m4Eubl5Q4fw?si=kf6BOrIzSXzdYBF-
>>218501950His life is so unbelievably grim it is hard to believe it isn't a bit
>he STILL hasn't filtered yankslads, they bring absolutely fuck all of value to the thread. you should know this by now
Toillass reckons "the government just need to stop being assholes"
>>218501936Need someone to make a montage of "its the return of fascism" or "fascism is on the rise" because people have been saying that since about 1946
Where’s heatherchad?
>one of my housemates is moving out>landlord says someone is coming to view the room>it's a 50+ year old AfricanLmaoooooo no chance, told her there and then it's not happening
>>218502033get him wanked rorke
>>218502033Um not up to you is it
>>218502033A bit discriminatory, couldn't you be found guilty of racism for that?
>>218502033Not your choice, Rorke. Get a better job and get your own place if you have a problem with it.
>>218502033Showers aren't marble?
>>218502056Literally yes
>>218502051>>218502060It's fairly common and although it is ultimately up to the landlord, many would rather avoid the headache and let the tenants choose. I've refused about half a dozen so far myself, been living almost a full year alone with no rent increases
Should I eat a packet of wotsits or hula hoops? First answer wins
utterly deranged reddit threademphasising with a woman who murdered her own child because 'she didn't get enough support' like as if that excuses ithttps://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1qe0qw2/extremely_lonely_and_isolated_mum_killed_her/
>>218502033Racist scum>>218502113Hula hoops
>>218502113Wotsits are much nicer
>>218502121Hoops it is
>>218502051>>218502060End decision is up to the landlord but of course the rest of us can veto/put forward preferences >>218502056Yes I am a racist so it would be unfair to let a black person live in this house, they'd feel uncomfortable
Asked new gfberg if she had ever done bum stuff and she said no comment. Might have to break up with her lads... Unless I get to try her bum at least once...I'm also wondering if she has done a 3some if so then I definitely need to drop her
Can we get an update about what's being posted on Facebook?
2026 is the year I end it.
leftypol putting hula hoops on his finger tips and then deepthroating each finger to eat them
>>218502119The child was heavily disabled. Like would grow up to be a burden to everyone. Bit like you x
>>218502121
I can accept anything except being accused of racism, I would rather die
(no basement dwelling for me)
was wanking to a great tranny pornoid there this lad was riding aubery kate’s girlcock while she was sucking his ended up spaffing over her tits and licking it up
just finished mass effect 3 (or ass erect wee is i have occasionally been known to refer to it as) and now i'm gonna take a few days to emotionally recover
>>218502150Left for me. Arent women so funny and unique. Love them. What fun they have :)
his mum was a fucking WHAT
>>218502143No comment probably means yes. How do her farts sound? Is she the silent type or loud and cavernous? You'll get your answer right here and then
hit it and quit it by funkadelic is a right tune
What kind of grown man asks his girlfriend if she has ever done "bum stuff"? Do you ask her if she came after sex as well? Are you a child?
my watch ran out of battery but I'm too lazy to go get it replaced so have been walking around with a stopped watch on my wrist for the last two weeks
>>218502166bergē
>>218502170Aubrey Kate was better when she still looked like a man.
post more horse girls
>>218502166You might want to get that checked lad. Also lovely dogberg
>>218502166Would stamp that little mutt out of existence given the chance.
Plotting a Black Mirror style story where an asteroid is on course to hit Earth and the only way to prevent it is to get a middle-class white woman to say the n word
>>218502178What colour did you pick at the end
>>218502209red, obviously
>>218502166Weird cat
>>218502170Prefer milf trannies but Aubrey is good
>>218502199
dogberg on a mad one
>>218502178Thought you were playing andromeda last tome you posted about it? Your story isnt adding up
>>218502232i thought that n all
>>218502201Shut it in a gate over xmas, was pretty bad but on the mend now. >>218502203He'd bite your dick off mate, no questions asked.
>>218502232yeah i was a bit bored partway through 3 so i played andromeda a bit since i've had it for ages but never played it before
Is "lol" or "haha" more genuine in a text/email? The escort I'm seeing has used "haha" with me a few times now along with a red heart emoji and lots of "xx" in her messages
>>218502241>Shut it in a gate over xmasI usually have a nice turkey dinner but each to their own
mass effect Greg Vs mass effect bruce
>>218502204you just have to get her wine drunk and then start singing along to some 50 cent
>>218502252Its all just a tissues of lies. Youve dont even have a computer
>>218502266What message is her dumb caked-up face supposed to convey?
>>218502184That's exactly what I thought. Don't know if it means she had it up the bum or stuck her finger up another man's bum. I'd only be upset if she then refused to let me sample her bum once. The 3some thing would be just nasty though, I mean I like the odd bit of GB porn but I'd never get in a relationship with a woman who does that shit you know?
>>218502266poked her boob when it appeared on my screen
>>218502290the need for my willy
Hoeflation is out of control
>>218502284stfu n00b or i'll pwn you
>>218502273Good story beat thatAlso thinking about some black community leader arriving and officially giving her the pass
>>218502187It was brought up on telly so I asked her. Have you ever had sex or a successful relationship lad?
>>218502166Based dogberg
>>218502252tried andromeda once on the gamepass, played two hours then uninstalled it forever
>>218502316Samuel l Jackson withdraws tarantino's pass for his recent indiscretions and passes it along to Yvette
Women are entitled to my money, attention and sympathy
>>218502187Ones who are open and honest and not prudish about discussing sex
>>218502340from what i hear the gameplay is actually quite good, the framerate is fucking dogshit though
>>218502340Is it really that bad? I thought most of the hate was the awful facial animations
mum just stumbled into my room drunk and said my little whiteboy clitty would never satisfy a woman said a woman needs a 9 inch Congolese jungle python to even get wet these days
just saw a picture of jon venables, shan't be posting it here though as i don't want any of you lads being thrown in the slammer
>>218502370Show her what a "whiteboy clitty" can do
>>218502344Good
>>218502384Good England manager, should've won Euro 96
>>218502384Definitely not my favourite Venables
>>218502414>tattoosDropped
>>218502370Was just saying this down the pub
anime
>Stefan Kuntz has been removed from Hamburg’s board after allegations of inappropriate physical contactHöwling
leftover sweet and sour pork down the gullet
>>218502443lol
Got the Richard the fourth on
>>218502452love pork, chops, ham, sausages, bacon etc. Such a tasty animal Jews and Muslims dont know what theyre missing
>>218502452pork is vile
>SICKO SNARED Vile Scots sex offender who called himself ‘Paedo Dave’ online snared in undercover police stinghttps://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15801045/vile-scots-sex-offender-paedo-dave-snared-undercover-sting/
relationship goals x
Wearing my comfy dressing gown and slippers :3
>>218502509Rolled pork shoulder peng
>>218502509Bizarre response>>218502494Agreed
arsehole's sore
>>218502509haha alri abdul m8
>>218502513She is a cartoon. She doesn't exist. I mentioned this in the other thread about her here >>218502502
>>218502516Don't believe it for a second
>>218502534Do you know how memes work mate?
toil can only hold me for so long, I will be free, I will be free
>>218502534that's mental
>pork is vile
rorke has had enough
>>218502534autism
Got super drunk last night and thought I tidied up after myself pretty well but I saw now that one can was placed neatly but upside down like in a surrealist art piece. Aha what am I like x
Even fat ugly bitches want rich men
Why's the Indian obsessed with Manchester then
>>218502575It's Dry January mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3hxrfP7yQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto
>>218502585United aren't we
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Porke’. 506 results found.
I wonder if Hull City Council intended for this girl to become a 4chan mémé
This is America
new ijenz video, she's put on quite a few pounds. still makes my willy go all hard though
Really ought to do more with my life
FFS, you settle down for an afternoon of snooker and you have to watch 2 slanters play.
>>218502566Manchester mentioned
>>218502621ugly tramp
>>218502625Mate snooker has been 70% chinks for the last 30 years.
>>218502611So this is Porke
>>218502620isn't it the other way round usually?first beat them up and then fuck their women
not sure if a slanter is a snooker term or he means chinese people or something
>>218502625Game's gone, watch the darts instead
Rorke consulting LegendofTotalWar videos to help him get better at Total War gamesLeftypol eating a banana or something woke like that
>>218502642Get him shaved, disemboweled, and spitroasted
want to buy some proper curry paste but unsure if the paki shops will overcharge me or not
>>218502619>this is the one thing we didn't want to happen
>>218502657Darts is like 50% clog wearing nonces
>>218502658has total war not gone woke yet
>>218502656He means Chinese peoplet. Snooker viewer
Forgot it was Friday for a minute there wahey
Gravy's good tonight
>>218502680Everyday is Friday for me Days mean nothingThey haven’t for years
>>218502673yeah it's based
>>218502675Went woke in Rome 2 when they added female generals
>>218502620Is that simon cowell?
>>218502680It's Dry January so no booze though
>>218502675Yes but this Rorke character doesn't play the newer titles for that reason, the most recent game he plays is Rome 2
Rorke: Total Rorke
Alright lemme get the fuck outta here
>>218502671>proper curry pasteNo such thing. Just make your own
>>218502656Yes, slanter = Chinese person. I also appreciate the term "cockle picker".The audience don't even cheer when they pot the yellow.
>>218502657
>>218500337she didn't have money for a lunchbox?
dry January is it? yeah fuck that getting on the cans
https://youtu.be/qO6zTWEjdYcong fr no cap
Bought Minecraft when it was still chud-owned and now Wokejang have to supply me with free updates forever haha
Wu Yize is based though
Rorke listening to the Rome: Total War Original Soundtrack whilst he does the dishes
nth for the baddiedem
>>218502743What's new on the 'raft?
>>218502733You're only harming yourself mate
>>218502671just get a sharwood's
>>218502729Ruke Rittrer
had to do a psychometric test for a team building day at toilberg and apparently I'm green
>>218502759
>>218502759dirty trollop
>>218502743Grow up mate
Is Morrissey the most based brit still alive?
>>218502763More animals and weaponsAlso copper golems but don't know how to use them properly
>>218502436Luv em x
yes lads we out here
>spotify
>>218502797Yeah love are Moz
>>218502743all the updates are wokediamonds are white-coded so they added black-coded netherite to be even betterer
Whenever Diego's not in the thread, all the other characters should be asking "where's Diego?"
>>218502797>from whenceoh dear, mozza, don't you know that 'whence' already means 'from which/where'!?
>>218502797
>>218502822I don't go to the nether it's too scary x
Gonna go see The Voice of Hind Rajab tonight
>they had more positions than the karma sutra, no wonder their knackered and left the country screwed.Ah yes very good from the leader of our country. Can i get off this clown ride now?
gluten for lunch
>>218502836Did he actually say that, seems a bit spicy
>>218502852SUCH an important film
>>218502836Farmer near me said exactly the same thing. They have a herd of cattle under 50head so theyre not allowed to rear them. But their land is good
>>218502836didn't realise farmer was an ethnicity
rorke and da up to their usual anticshttps://x.com/VideosIrish/status/2011776629610348610
>>218502797> he spoke out against the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Elizabeth II, stating: "It was a celebration of what? 60 years of dictatorship. She's not [my Queen]. I'm not a subject."Bet the gammons were raging, I dunno though because I was too young
>It may have seemed risque at PMQs but the joke about the Kama Sutra is one that has been regurgitated in the Commons over more than 30 years
Haven't been to see a new film since Inception
>>218502853wtf
shitting in a carrier bag and chucking it over the school fence
>>218502880He actually is a subject though x
feeling poorly
>>218502835W-what?
>>218502899that's him done
just ethnically cleansed a farmerhe was revolting
>>218502860yes
>>218502905She forgot to wear trousers. Embarrassing
>>218502905disgusting fat pig
um if you just do exactly as your'e told and dont protest then youre safe from getting shot three times in the head at point blank range its that simple
hey niggas
>>218502905quite the delectable slampig
80s Leftypol cheering Morrissey for being controversial and outspokenModern Leftypol booing Morrissey for being controversial and outspoken
>>218502924You've already been done on this topic
>>218502836Terrible.>>218502880Right on spot
>>218502905corr
>>218502905sooey! sooey!
rorkes 'kizza just turned up
>>218502893https://x.com/Haggis_UK/status/2011411498770608394
>>218502931erm actually leftypol is a counter-culture revolutionary despite sharing all the same opinions as neoliberal capitalist government and multinational corporations
>>218502943not much hope for these doctors, dentists and architects if they can't even deliver a pizza correctly
>>218502901The nations best and brightest
Its a thinking about buying a bicycle and cycling everywhere episode
>>218502943if that smug import bastard handed me a pizza in that state with that cuntish grin id slap the pedo tash off him
22 grand job in the city it's alright, that sounds nice, it's alright if the money is alright
>>218502943Black as bog
>>218502953less sick owns in PMQs and more fixing the country please sir Keir
it's freebie friday on Just Eat tm!
>>218502987it lush
>>218502943looks like a white bloke doing black face
>>218502953Not being racist or anything but David Lammy looked exactly like a chimp when Starmer said that
>>218503017Kek i thought the same
>>218502987as long as that city isn't any of the top 10 biggest cities in the UK
>>218502987https://youtu.be/flESd2vFXy4Would quite like to work in an office like this, even if I am on poverty wages. Fuck, remember when I was making 22k in 2023 and had loads of spare cash for holidays and pints. How times have changed.
>>218502976Would you aye
glod
>>218502987Was never really clear on whether this was meant to be ironic or not
Sir monkey trainer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzPBn5SLcxE
this could be you, /Brit/
rorke watching a documentary on starvation to his dinner
>>218502987Ancient song of our ancestors that
Remember when music videos had fit birds in them instead of loads of angry black fellas standing around
>>218502905Looks like that /tv/ troon
konnichiwa /brit/I'm currently in Japan (i've got the stereotypical japanese ambient music on)feeling zen, might do some train molesting later if I don't have to work 900 hours overtime tonight
>>218503095woke banned it
>>218503095If you watch pop music videos you can watch a bunch of gay men dancing around, if that's your thing
anyone ever think mad how mental that
>>218502959Again without the terminally online patter?
>>218503116arigatoi hope you make a daily youtube vlog talking about how depressing and lonely your life is
>>218503116>I'm currently in Japanno you aren'tmeet me at Donki Roppongi for a scrap
>>218503133crazy stuff
>>218503095Have you not seen the near porn like music videos that women put out?
>>218503144He has you ragin aha
https://youtu.be/EF22WZuLxtw?si=QIu964_gPrR7ubdmmad how gay porn poo peng this song is
Considering fucking off work at 4 so I can dogberg out while it's still light. You'd think nobody would notice but manager has an annoying habit of trying to call me on Friday afternoons. Think I'll probably risk it.
So we just not drinking this weekend or what
>>218503169That's different, it's empowering
im backas expected, I did NOT find a gf but I did happen to buy a "meal for 2" of everything today, so yeah, basically, I am halfway to having a gf now I wil have my kimchi noodels and chicken
>>218503095Rorke pretending he doesn't have le sserafim at the top of his spotify most listened
haven't hit my daily (you) quota yet. Might have to bait some people
>>218503169I can't get off if the women are making money out of it. They're supposed to be a bunch of wannabe models and actresses getting a couple hundo for the days shooting.
>>218503144None of those words are exclusive to online spaces you mong
>>218503214Don't know what that is sorry
Got my first ever 100% on n = 2 and my first time getting a high enough % on n = 3 to stay on that level
>>218503238haha alri mousenonce lad
>>218503039no
>>218502649I think hes broke and desperate now.
>>218503238got to n = 4 and gave it up because I knew id be shit at it
rock that body
Jeet and a mutt talking about cuck shit
mad that my borough in Fallout london is kino but, irl it's a jeeted out paki infested shithole
>>218503238did N = 2 100% in about 7 attempts but i know N=3 will do my head in
>The repressed object at the bottom of the nerd subconscious, the thing too scary to view except through humor, is that you’re smarter than everyone else, but for some reason it isn’t working. Somehow all that stuff about small talk and sportsball and drinking makes them stronger than you. No equation can tell you why. Your best-laid plans turn to dust at a single glint of Chad’s perfectly-white teeth.
>>218503151喧嘩売ってるのか細目野郎BIG BRITISH COCKで犯してやる
>>218502620surely jason luvv's BBC will be a disadvantage flopping around
>>218503238>>218503269>>218503314what are you talking about
>>218503323>next thing "they" will be getting on is white teethmove on normie, I dont care
WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIRRRRRRRKWE CAAAAARRRRY THE FLAAAAAAMEEE
drinking flueridated water
>>218503346Dual n back the game to save low iq mongs like me from tiktok brain >>218503269>>218503314How much you doing a day? I'm doing about 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QkJ6IYikWo
>>218503323Quite incisive isn't it
>>218503357based
sick of these beautiful women matching with me on my dating apps. I dont have the confidence to court them, yet have too much self respect to court an uggo
>>218503357we jerk for kirk
local shop's already got choccie eggs in
>>218503364i did 10 yesterday and plan on doing maybe 10 minutes of it a day. probs when sat on the toilet
the missisipi blues
>>218503371>le heckin Weakness is so over look at his pfp
>>218503376>my lobster is too richFuck off
any owner of 1 bedroom flat in York man in?
Jerkin it for the white race
>>218503408just want a cute down to earth lass who doesn't makke me anxious but also isn't ugly
>>218503376Get a hold of yourself. They're all sheep anyway
>>218503364Sounds like hard work
>>218503425You'll be lucky if she's biologically female
NEW>>218503454>>218503454>>218503454
>>218503441I'd be fine with a trans girl, i think they're sexy as long as they haven't had bottom surgery <3
need a female woman gf
