Tamandua edition
>>218505318not a real animal
>>218505287
get the fat birds posted in this new
https://nitter.net/VDAREJamesK/status/1969777755211341858
>>218505318I look like him btw
>>218505338Seen them at the zoo thoughbeit
Mate FOY'd me when we were out and I gave my first name in reference to a reservationSaid that's an American thing and Brits give their surnamesIs this true or is he full of shit? I've never heard of it
>>218505396Full of shit
>A divorcee who claimed her ex-husband signed over their £1.5 million home to her via WhatsApp has lost her case - after a High Court judge ruled the message was not a binding contract.>Artist Hsiao Mei-Lin argued the text from her financier ex Audun Gudmundsson formed a formal agreement to hand her the house they shared in affluent Tufnell Park, north London.>Ms Mei-Lin, 54, insisted that because the message appeared on her phone under his name and was sent from his device, it should be considered a 'written and signed' contract.>High Court judge Mr Justice Cawson has now thrown out her arguments and ordered her to get out of the house by the end of July next year, saying the evidence fell 'well short' of proving that he had wanted to relinquish his share.
>>218505396ever shag him up the arse?
It was me, I crashed X by asking Grok to make too many of my favourite obscure european pornstars wear slutty pvc clothing
>>218505396Don't know as I never make reservations or go out at all
>be new joiner at job>Wfh>sit at home scratching my balls 7 out of 9 hours a day>get employee of the month
>>218505396Always give surname
>>218505434nice
>>218505396Id give my last name typically for restaurants and when im ordering a chinky chinese didnt think it was a British thing thats just what my mam and dad always did
>>218505428
Any completely unable to request the annual leave you're legally entitled to man in?
No
>>218505396No fucking clue what Americans do but your surname is the obviously more logical choice
saving my post for the new
got stripchat on
>>218505445how can you do joinery wfh
choo choo all aboard the steamingtrain we shall shortly be departing
would be nice if the Russian flag could reply every once in a while :/
>>218505468Not meToilberg approves it without question every time
>>218505468Work insists you take it
New manager at corporatetoil is a russell group girlboss in her early 30s and yes, my life has become hell because her drive is off the charts and the demands she's placing on the team are insaneMiss my old boomer boss so much so much less nonsense to get to the point of delivery
Recently saw a job advertised as being 'hybrid' because it was two jobs in one, the absolute nerve
>>218505562get her shagged
So else is coming to Lanzarote in April myself and another guy from here are already going
Just seen a trannard with a good-sized cock on outer /int/
>>218505582get him shagged
>>218505525the russian flag is clearly a bot just posts the same shite about dogs barking every day
it's been 0 seconds since England protected pedophiles>A 21 year-old man has had his prosecution for possessing alleged child sex abuse animation images struck out in Dublin District Court. A report in the Irish Times says the man "was accused of possessing category three child pornography anime images."
already got a new bender to replace heathernonce i see
>>218505562Young hoes cook everything on high
wasn't a good idea to hoover up the sawdust
>>218505688The potato munchers are NOT going to like this post
Rorke fantasising about a non-existent right-wing woman with purple hair and a pink dress
>>218505582Black beaches? Wokes gone mad
Won't someone PLEASE think of the anime children!?
>>218505688Dublin is English. Youre not wrong
How did Rorke get associated with cute little animals amongst you lot? Goodness and purity are objectively Leftist qualities.
>Goodness and purity are objectively Leftist qualities.
Leftypol fantasising about real life school boys that do exist
remember rorke, you don't have to give them the passwords to your devices
>>218505642um
Any of you got any videos for me to download?
classichttps://soundcloud.com/james-marshall-leeds/wigan-fatty-fuck-marshalls
>>218505817Grim slop
>>218505318He be like “And What”
>>218505802Don't care, ask /pol/
>>218505802I'm going to guess nothing
>>218505802cuck out obviously
Don’t disturb my nap
>>218505525yeah what's he playing atlittle tease
right well that's me
Western civilization is legitimately collapsing
>>218505896nah it's just the post-1945 ZOG system collapsing
>>218505817Fish finger and chip butty. Corr
South African foodposting is maybe Spaino's most boring gimmick of all
Reckon leftypol's metal elks would be better off not hanging onto orange man's every word
>>218505896and you're doing what about it?
back's still sore even with the mattress topper
Donating on onlyfans to save western civilization
sir loch ness
>>218505942Gentle yoga
Reckon if western civilisation was that good it could save itself
just got sent this
>>218505896Society changes over time, deal with it
>>218505957what a load of bollocks
>>218505944wish i could donate to have you shoved down a mine shaft
>>218505957Reckon it's flat
Sir Keir StaryuSir Keir StarmieSir Keir Mega Starmie
>>218505973Alright Diego
braphog gf 2026
>>218505953Not gay so no
>>218505500hehe
>>218505396muricans give their last name for tables for takeout / coffee you give your first name or something youd recognize when they shout it
>femoid speaking about that icelandic actor that plays the mountain and how peng and tall he is >quip "that's why mums go to iceland">they just glared at me I feel so old around these literal childrennone of my references get laughs
hot honey is a good food trend
>>2185060100_0
>>218506010Zoomers were a mistake
never felt bad on a trampolinewe should all live on themi'd even accept immigrants into my trampoline countrybecause why not?trampoline
>>218506010unc lost it
>>218506010*stare*
>>218506010don't worry unc, we're almost to your room
>>218506010>icelandic actor that plays the mountain and how peng and tall he iswho actually finds him attractive?are women really that obsessed with height
>>218506010Sounds mad but when I was meant to move to America this was a genuine concern of mine, how am I meant to be funny without referencing 90s/00s British pop culture
AND IF YOU ALSO THINKTHAT TRAMPOLINES TRUMP HATETHEN I URGE YOU TO VOTE FOR THE TRAMPOLINE PARTY IN 2029
>>218506010unc oh my days
>>218506050it'ssoeasyanyone can trampoline
tonight twitch be better i play proper game
So did the Franks speak dutch or french?
>>218506100not people with no mobility lest it be to torture them
do you agree?
that unc up there with his ancient reference from the dinosaur era, what an unc!!!
>>218505995Don’t moan about it then
>>218506142her eyes are too close together for my liking
>>218506120Dutch
>>218506142yawn
the critics are calling the new star trek show everything from shit to fucking shit
>>218506148fr on god no cap :skull: skibidi ohio
>>218506010
curry for tea x
>>218506142boring cunt i'd never have heard of her if it weren't for nonces like you so fuck off
TRAMAMPOLINE!!
Do you believe that two people meeting can be fate, lads?
>>218506195
>>218506142https://www.tiktok.com/@aardmananimations/video/7286071186558045472
>>218506189so you do agree?
>>218506213No I will not visit the Chinese spyware website, thanks very much
>>218506120frankish
>*bounces past*>oh hello! just another day in our bouncy paradise!that's how things would be in my trampoline country
>>218506178is it woke? captain picard is a blue lesbian with a big green penis is he?
>>218506142She looks 35
>>218506228god take me there please
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>218506223pro tip`yt-dlp https://www.tiktok.com/@aardmananimations/video/7286071186558045472`
millie bobby bongiovi
>>218506050seriously why aren't saudi arabia building this instead of that shit dystopic line thing
>>218506282Good lad, yt-dlp is based. In this case I'm too lazy to download something from TikTok which I would probably hate anyway though
they call her 'spillie' on /b/
>>218506228Tell us more about this bouncy shangri la
*jumps off a trampoline and falls on my neck, breaking it*
>>218506323just a clip of spillie looking like wallace
>>218506338well, there's lots of sick buckets but that's part of the culture to be sick a lot. given the constant bouncing. once that's normalised it is just pure fun 24/7 and all deals and discussions are made and had with smiles
a wise nigga once said zoomers look older than they are because of botox, and millennials look younger than they are because of botox
leaving an item for mousenonce herehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Meow_normalized.opuscatlord sends his regards
>>218506374govts pulling shit like this intentionally whilst having the gall to say that hitler was bad
>>218506407more like catbored zzzzzzzzz
>>218506339*desperately tries to resuscitate you and fails and screams "WHY GOD WHY" into the sky*
>>218506435*baby goat appears and looks up into it with you*
accidentally dropped a glass and it smashed it was an accident but my mums raging at me saying it was my grandparents and you can’t buy it again because it’s so old and now she’s took my playstation for the weekend
>>218506472Being 15 sucks
i'm not racist out of hatred of other races, i'm racist out of love for the art of racism
right, looked up into the sky, tried to enjoy the life, still got a flatmate i'm in debt to that rapes my arsehole every night. so what do i do now?
>>218506522based racismlad
>>218506528
>>218506528i suppose you'll just have to put up with being raped up the arsehole for a while
>>218505428i guess that asian woman is from taiwanbecause taiwanese resemble southeast asians and usually have tiny, upturned noses
business idea: European Confederation of National Socialist ethnostates united against Judeo-American capitalism and Asiatic Bolshevism
>>21850650819
>>218506546All chinky to me
never really used whatsapp much before, seems like something that thirdies do
>>218506528if he gives you a cheeky lil rape I'd say you're even?
just remembered thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>218506555been done
>>218506374Grim
not yet busted. will you be the man to bust him? you will have to put everything you've got into it.
>>218506627I did bust, what now?
hang on a minute i think he's talking about that pikachu getting wanked off but using a poker metaphor
man goes to a doctorsays he's indebted to his flatmate that rapes him up his arsedoctor advises him to try to go on chase and win the moneythe man starts crying"but doctor, bradley walsh is my flatmate"
bumhole arse porn
>>218506588no, they look differentchinese from northern and southern region look completely differentchinese from beijing and tsingtao resemble koreans, and chinese from shanghai, hongkong and taiwan resemble southeast asians
bought like a modern game boy where you can play all the old games on it. What a waste of money fucking boring lost interest like an hour after setting it up
>>218506615
>>218506670you are correct to doubt pokerchu. i am the man to truly bust. it has never been achieved. not one bust, over many years, i, the bull man, have all this bull rage, pent up, all because i have not been busted.
>>218506690yeah that's mint i'll post that
so was mousey scottish after all. whats his accent like?
Wish I were a woman so badly.
there has be a more evolved way of dealing with baby or elderlys shitting themselvesI'm sure those jobs are 90% more tolerable if you just solve the shit problemjust giving them a nappy seems so archaicwe need to brainstorm IMO
supposed to be doing calorie deficit now. Ate too much at work probably 600 cal over maybe 700, just got back and mum says we getting chippy tea so that’s another 1000 calories on top
>>218506783thinks she's hotter than she is
>>218506783Wouldn't worry about it lad if you were you'd still be ugly.
promoting this image again
never did finish that watchdogs
>>218506783Ok but you’re not so you gotta get over it
>>218506783why
>>218506809why do you live with your mum instead of having your own flat and shagging
>>218506831which one?
>>218506803Strap them to a portable toilet. Put a blanket over that area to maintain their dignity. Get a robot to wipe their bums after they poo. Simple as
>>218506849Because I’m broke nigga
>>218506841To be loved
>>218506874this is why you need to have an air fryer
watch dogs 1 - mehWatch dogs 2 - GOAT gameWatch dogs 3 - absolute dog shit
>>218506852the first one
>>218506783being a woman is probably great until you hit the wall and/or have a baby and then it's over
>>218506596he says the arsehole rape is the vig. i don't even know what that means
>>218506783Every Indian man's life goal.
>>218506914what about the part where you suck dick, lick balls and eat cum?
need to learn martial arts to defend myself
>>218506920Busting to pikachu r34
>>218506888grow up
getting BUMMED in the ARSE because i'm GAY
>>218506942most women are wired to enjoy that stuff
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/71209929/13/4chan-community-support-llc-v-uk-office-of-communications/Sir Liti Gator
might go gay
>>218506944Go Israel and learn Krav Maga
>>218506944*Learns muy tai, kickboxing and MMA**Gets stabbed*
>>218506964that's sick
>>218506942could be a lesbian
is ai porno illegal or just deepfakes? hard to keep up in sir porn banners britain
Ever since I started drinking kefir it’s pretty much cured my sloppy shits and anxiety, my skin has cleared up and I’m sleeping better and feeling more focused. Mental how keeping your gut healthy actually affects every part of your body.
i like small speakersi like tall speakers
>>218507049buy an ad
>>218507049started eating a lkimchi since new years to see if the korean lads are onto anything
>>218507049Sir Kefir Drinker
>>218506948At CU(a local convenience store) in my neighborhood, I occasionally saw prettier white women (probably tourist girls from Russia) than that woman, but I didn't think much of them. They were so racially different from me that it just felt alien.
>Kefir is a tangy, slightly fizzy fermented drink, similar to a thin yogurt, made by fermenting milk with "kefir grains"—a symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeasts that resemble cauliflower floretsMmm yummy!
>>218507049me? i take an ssri which causes sloppy shits, but i think it helps reduce anxiety. swings and roundabouts
>>218507068thought women liked the rapist phenotype
>>218507068Mogs me
>>218507065How do you feel?>>218507107It’s peng desu, just tastes like yoghurt. I whizz it up with some vanilla and strawberries and make a milkshake kind of thing
Actually roaring at that unc making the Iceland jokeCan just imagine the gen z stare looking back at him
>>218507119>SSRIsGoooooood goyim
Fat baby on telly
>>218506770He doesn’t sound Scottish at all. He has a Mancunian accent, he just sounds like a thick chav honestly
>>218507068That Brazilian guy could sleep with any woman in Northern Europe.
>>218507049Make sure to buy this from the Polish section and not that overpriced branded bullshitThey also have sauerkraut for like £1 in the same area
just done a ruined cum
Never thought I’d say this but I actually miss heathermong. Good on him that he managed to cure his 4chan addiction though.
sounds like a northern gay lad who is trying to hide his gayness
>>218507233ktim
>>218507230Get a life outside of 4chan you sad prick.
>>218505318How do you lads pronounce tamandua? Vocaroos please
>>218507249done him
>>218507213Yeah this is the one I usually get but desu it’s going up in price. I get the Biotiful one when it’s on offer though, it’s nicer and they have flavours.
>>218506010Oh uncle no x
>>218507251Tamanduasked who cares?
>>218507249Weirdly hostile post, are you ok mate?
>>218507273>but desu it’s going up in priceYeah take the piss can't have anything nice
Right then, that's another week of toil barely survived. Wonder what next week will bring
toilberg absolutely seething that it's the weekend
not watching that bahrain masters bollocks
>>218507282I care
>>21850731748 more weeks this year
yanks will often refer to herbs as spices
Mum’s doing picky tea tonight. Pizza, but of rocket salad, cheese, pork pies, hot dogs, that kind of thing
fat ugly neighbour is singing along to Tenacious D. She needs a Tenacious Diet
y'all heard of seasoning?
>>218507365Must have sounded funny before you typed it right?
>>218507365
>>218507305Not your mate, none of us are. Leave your rancid bedroom.
>>218507385made me laugh
Starting the third family pack of mini eggs of the week
>>218507406obviously he's a friendless incelleave him alone
>>218507363What?? Like you're putting sliced hot dogs on the pizza?
what's his problem
>>218507418t. literal trillionaire
hey cody, pass the 'erb bro
>>218506142Elbows are too pointy
>>218507365scream
>>218507406Sorry lad. Didn’t mean to set you off. It’ll be ok x
>>218505396you're an idiot and so is your so called mateit's always last name
Graham Norton's on tonight so we can watch that
>>218507423Who's she?
>>218505396Bond, James BondJames, James Bond
>>218507151whatever. if it materially improves my life, and i think it will, then who cares about anything else
someday,someday,someday,i'm gonna,lay down,on a dick,cos i'm gay,hey, hey, hey
?
>>218507433I think he might literally be on the spectrum. He doesn’t seem to understand normal human behaviour
>>218507462not watching that poof
>>218507484more like lieutenant Pork
right time for some friday night bangershttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768584492135609.mp4
>>218507363Picky tea is the most scum class council estate thing I've ever heardThis is you isn't it
>>218507513He’s a national treasure Rorke don’t pretend you don’t love him
>>218507433i am michael owen.ma passion is to score goals.i was made useless through injury by age 24.since then i've still failed to develop as a person.
>>218506588For me it's Chinese cartoons
have you ever belted out tenacious d with a mate before?
>>218507583yeah a few time most memorably in a cab to a club in luton where there were pakis everywhere
nth for the gyaldem
>>218507554isn't he irish?
>>218507583Just me and JB.
>>218507544We live in a cottage in the countryside and I would say we are middle class based on my parents’ jobs. No need to be so classist though lad, picky tea is based and a Northern institution
*does a little jig*
>>218506142Posted by the same kind of freak that says shit like 21 year old child and calls a man a paedophile for going out with an adult woman 10 years younger than him
>>218507544not fat enough
Mousenonce is 30 btw
>>218507621>picky tea is based and a Northern institutionAs a Yorkshireman I disavow it entirely
done with toil for the qeek lads x
got wanking elbow
>>218507608He’s basically British. Spent his whole career here, he’s our commentator at Eurovision, he’s even a proddy
BREAKING NEWS: Mousey to put some slight effort in to his much-spammed Twitch stream tonight. No Jap game!
got knob puller's thumb
Alright but all this shite is gay tho.Bout to pack up and head to SE Asia
>>218507648We are from Skipton so I’m afraid you’re not allowed to do that!
Mousey’s zesty voice gave me the ick. Just can’t look at him the same anymore, he just seems like a cringey gay little attention seeker now.
>>218507714need to suck her penis
>>218507714nice looking bloke
>>218507583I remember my friends singing tenacious D at a campfire when I was a younger lad. A few brought acoustic guitars
>>218507765Korrrr Katie
Britain and Ireland are the same country.
>>218507765hate those sofas
>>218507686
got timmy neck
>>218507827Bloke in a wig sucking in his cheeks thinking it will make his big jaw look feminine
well it's yet another day where i dont know what to have for tea
>>218507782100% just variations on the same thing isn't it. Dublin vs London When I was in Ireland we'd have English breakfasts
>>218507835Don't know what this means
>>218507827need to suck her penis
>>218507662But you'll still cal Diane Abbott a dirty cross-eyed foreign ape. Guess they're british only when they're white, eh?
>>218507827i like when real women wear these big round glassesi want to cum on them while a real woman wears them
>>218507860t. timmy
>>218507881ok
>>218505562Boomers would get pissed during lunch, do two 10 minute jobs over the course of 4 hours, and then call it a day at 3PM. A generation blessed by God himself, shame they cocked it all up for everyone who came after.
>>218507884I accept your concession
>>218507903you've been done
Wasn't british people disallowed to post on 4 chungus or something?Did they government back down on the privacy thing?
>>218507968>>218507968>>218507968
>>218507868Yes that's literally it
