Slags edition
pwoarrrrr yes please it is legal in the united kingdom
>>218512741Training for the return of Polish and Bulgarian men after the inevitable return of the UK to the EU.
Do some of you actually think the Belgian poster is a real person? Its obviously a spambot you fucking retards
>>218512841he pretends to be a bot to anger me
>>218512472rage on
Made this guy
>>218512909That sounds really boring
sir enoch power
>>218512909cutie x
Absolutely mental how close we were to the defeat of Islam in Iran but at the last minute Trump pussied outFuck sakes
They're going to price consumers out from owning their own PCs aren't they?5-10 years from now everyone will be renting out a node or something
>>218512938You're jewish arent you
yeah im on the fucking BOOZE again so fuck off
Sir Sissy Hypno
>>218512946time to grow up
>>218512960theres some filthy women about
>>218512909very cute, is he a lovecraftian horror
>>218512960liked her in that one film
>>218512960She's better off with a tangerine.
>>218512928I want to go on the dark web and look at a skeleton!
>>218512986What exactly did he say that was so immature
>>218512960I SAW this sort of shit being photographed in Thailand in like 2016, before onlyfans was big. There was a huge titty slag in a tiny bikini having a photoshoot right in front of me while I'm sat there stoned with my mate. She's just taking all these different types of fruit and pretending to eat them on the beach, while some lad takes hundreds of photos of her. At the time I was so fucking confused about what was going on, but I was thoroughly enjoying myself.
>>218512909can u make me one in green x
https://youtu.be/5RBgQbELSs0
>>218512960insanely bad angle and lighting. is it ai?
>>218513025EHHH EHHH EHHH EHHH EHHH EHHH
>>218513030why were you in thailand?
>>218513032Not a creative colour, sorry
>>218513030Glamour photographer. Now there's a career I could've gone into. Some of those cunts are shagging all the models as well. That what's his name, Terry Richardson I think it is, he was at it.
>>218512741
Did a poo earlier that was so large and sticky it blocked the bog for about an hour - had to use a coat hanger to dislodge it. That was at about 12pm that I got it unblocked. Or so I thought. Went back for a piss about an hour ago and the water was brown, there was some shit that still hadn't been dislodged stuck to the top of the pipe, so I had to get another coathanger and dislodge it all. What a day
>>218513085I spent 5 months travelling around SE Asia after being made redundant and dumping my gf. Best time of my life.
>>218513104COR
>>218513026Investing in a gaming PC at all is something teenagers do. Caring about how shit the industry is is a sign of immaturity, as most people over the age of 21 have made peace with the fact the industry is shit. He demonstrates his immaturity by caring about his dumb hobby for young people
>>218513104oftentimes done a mega poo in the morning and gone to flush it with nary a carethen i come back in the evening go into the loosmells like an backstreet indian curry houseopen the bog and theres a massive poo simmering in theretheyre making poos harder to flush, because of the woke you see
>>218513119BasedReminds me of Thailad, wonder what he's up to now
>>218513096I imagine (shagging excluded) spending a lot of time with those types of women would be exhausting and not fun.
>>218513142Bet you think games like chess and entertainment media like film and music are proper grown up hobbies though don't you. Poser.
he looks like worm
>>218513195
>>218513183That's a good point I didn't think about that. Grass is always greener innit
>>218513187Yeah I do mate, you know why? Chess doesn't involve gay little goblin swordplay or whatever incel loser shit you roleplay as in your incel lair.
>>218513158I had a big Rogan Josh last night and a load of nightnurse so my guts must have looked like the urukai birthing centre in Isengard
New creps got them in the post today
>>218513195kot:3
>>218513148
Ugh fuck I’m so fit I’m gonna cum everywhere ugh fuck
>>218513142He didn't say anything about gaming
Need to see everyone's IQs again thanks
>>218513241Big Joe Rogan
>>218513278Looks dangerous
WeedSSRIs Onlyfans
>>218513294Already racks of them in Tesco
>>218513294but it's a kilo
>>218513352Could get a kilo of coke for the same price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVgeIyZLL80ludokino
>>218513363A kilo of coke is £35,000
ENGERLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prZ2aaXRNJ4
>>218512960what's she doing with this esteemed doctor
Left my headphones at the bloody hotel haven't I
>>218513384You're splitting hairs now
>>218513420Such a lovely place
>>218513384maybe for youseventeen five for me
Still not sure what was so immature about the conspiracy that they want to eliminate the personal home computer and instead have you rent/subscribe a monthly fee
>>218513227So as soon as an entertainment medium has an element of immersion it's for kids? What about films? Are they gay? You're judging hobbies based on how they're perceived by women. Shallow, mindless pseudo-intellectual wankery is what that is. Life's too short matey have a bit of fun. Or is fun gay as well?
>>218513439Kek
Messi's wife still has an unreal ass
>>218513440Sorry hard
>>218513420What are you like
Doesn't Canada have more of a claim to Greenland
>>218513445>You vill own nussink, and you VILL be happy. Not even fucking with you, you’re onto it there
The beauty and peace in life you are seeking can be found by realising you are God’s sons. Your errors against nature and yourself and your fellow man are forgiven. He who has the power to create you will raise you from the dead if you trust him.
>>218513486Ay, mama told me (Ay) not to sell work (mama)Seventeen five, same color T-shirt (White)Mama told me (Ay) not to sell work (mama)Seventeen five, same color T-shirt (Yeah)
farts.funny.
rape attacking my own arse
need a young chaka khan gf
>>218513488A flipping idiot
I have upgraded to Linux Mint 22.3 Zena - It Just Works
>>218513512Amen brother
>>218513513All I want is cottage, roll a cigar full of broccoli (The cookie)No check, want all cash, Nigga I don't do deposits (Uh-uh)Bitches cross the border, nigga bitches from the tropicsI'ma get that bag, nigga, ain't no doubt about it (Yup)I'ma feed my family, nigga ain't no way around it (Family)Ain't gon' never let up, nigga God said show my talent (Show it)Young nigga with the anna', walkin' with the hammerTalkin' country grammarNigga straight out Nawf Atlanta (Nawf side)
so this is rorkehttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1768552570022985.webm
Just got back from watching The Voice of Hind RajabReal life recordings of emergency responders talking with a girl in Gaza before an Israeli tank blows her upThis is on you rorke you horrible bastard
>>218513445reckon that lad is just a wannabe normie trying to project an air of esteem by signalling against 'childish' hobbies even though you didn't mention them 2bh
Trump killed 5 puppies :(
spending £1000 on ram to fuel my stockfish opening analyses
>>218513548kekkkkk
church tomorrow
It is literally illegal to view /b/ in England, Wales and NI but not Scotland.
The British government is ruled by Satan and seeks nothing more than the perpetual torment, despair, hopelessness and anger of the British people for as long as possible
wrestling is on the telly lads
She said d'ya sniff? I said, "N-O"I just smoke bare weed and have a little drinkShe said, "What's that you're smokin', Orange Cream?"I said, "Nah it's Lemoncello"But I get what you mean but don't act like you know your weedYou've probably been sittin' with Gs who talk like they're smokin'On them kinda trees but babe they only smoke CheeseThey wouldn't know a flavour if it hit them in the faceTwo pulls on this Kush one and he's askin' me, "is it Haze?"Babe, don't ever gas up these yutesThey're not on our level, man'll smack up these yutesChild abuseGet out on the block tryna get them (Bang)And now they're on the phone like 'let me grass up these yutes'Little maggots
>>218513548No this is Patrick
Grandma (grandma) auntie Ab and auntie Neesa (Neese)Uncle Bo, auntie Greta serve ya perkys (Greta)Auntie Eva, she got a pound she might just serve it (serve)
ngl lads I actually like watching castillo_1st the guy is funny af
>>218513548wokes and gays and lezzers and aliens in star trekwhat next?
Do you like cows Or goatsMilk?
>>218513615stop pretending to be a black rapper on 4chan you terminal embarrassment
Right then, let's take a peek at my RBRS gains for today. One moment please
>>218513548is that a jem hadar first officer
Look at these blokes. They look cool. And they follow Jesus.
>>218513581Which is it? 7th Day or Othodox?
>Nigel Farage to attend Davos conference he derided as ‘jaunt’ for ‘globalists’Nobody ignores the call
Lockdown /brit/ was the best. So many good characters back then.
anyone used to watch Uncle Rafool back in the day?
doing a sit down wee
>>218513645Up 52.6% since March Insane how no one has listened to me despite my regular updates
>>218513625It's not looking good brev
>>218513643yeah? >>218513590 wasn't me
>>218513581Are you the cunt that used to say womfy all the time
>>218513643Look it's haram to eat any kinda porkSo someone tell me why there's bacon pon your brekkieIt's too tekky, man step steadyFlicky in my pocket, bro I'm ready like I'm FreddieAnd even when I'm not I'm still readyNo shank so I hit him with the full glass of Henny
>>218513709mad that
>>218513690everyone had time to post shite but nowadays it's just the neets, which obviously sends wagies into a rage when they come back and some twat is spamming shite all night
>>218513548Some really baffling shots on thisWhy do they all linger 50% longer than feels natural
>>218513707I do this every time at home, but would rather the wife didn't tell everyone about it.
>>218513592That's SIR Patrick to you.
>>218513672Jesus wouldn't have approved of all those wacky symbols and pomp
get uma streamed
>>218513768oh yeah can vouch for him can you
>>218513672I'd be worried if those two were following me.
”jesus” was a 4’7 jewish schizo LMAO
I'm a judeo bolshevik revolutionary
>>218513748so you can soak in the splendour of pulchritudinous modernity, sir
>>218513795haha x
>>218513721Some silly goose on /britfeel/ says that in every post. Bit gay, that.
I may do a poo. Then again, I might not.
is studying computer science pointless now because of AI
>>218513707I do this at toil so I can pretend I'm pooing and waste company time for longer. You see, a manager could easily see I'm just peeing if they see my feet pointing towards the toilet. If they see my feet pointing away from the toilet and trousers around my ankles they will think I'm pooing.
>>218513802rose from the dead though didn't he
>>218513853don't know x
Linux Pint(s)
>>218513853Still gonna need people to do shit>>218513861Yeah no course he did
troon at work has started pissing sitting downcan tell bc i use the disabled loo as well and whwnever i used to go in after then the seat was always updisgusting freak
>>218513853computer science is ai if you're at a decent uni
SeasideCOMEBACK confirmed
shitting nora
>>218513874i don't think being a mong qualifies you as disabled
>>218513853studying computer science was always pointlessstudy maths and/or teach yourself programming, CS is just a bad hybrid
>>218513890why weren't you supporting mousey's streams?
>>218513890Boring, bring back Escortmong
>>218513905i like to do wee wees in the disabled bog because i dont like getting my penis out amongst other men
listening to NirvanaKurt Cobain was a passionate man
>>218513919i thought they learn more than programming
>>218513404How is it possible for you fags to be so far gone to recognize pornstar whores
Yeah that's right baby I'm on the cutting edge. You're a lightweight
>>218513927I was asleep
he was supporting the streams thoughhe was ebin that nightkeep up
>>218513927nobody especially not mousey wants him aroundin fact mousey said he banned him
>>218513853big questionmachine learning is obviously a subfield of cs so its innovations are always going to be relevantat the same time i reckon that anything which might arguably be 'made redundant' to whatever degree is still being accomplished via knowledge in the relevant subfield along with ML / AIbut i'm thinking mostly in the academic sense
>>218513941That's no good mate. All about confidence
>>218513984Mousey is quite literally one of my best friends
>>218513950yes he knows nothing
>>218513963fair>>218513984parasite
>>218514031And what of SHOUTANON?
>>218513952do you lack the ability to recognize and remember faces giuseppe?too much gabagool?
>>218513941bit shy, eh? bit short :)
wanked mousey to sleep the other night
which linux distro should I install
>>218512741Is there a future for Britian or nah
brits talk about being on the cans, meaning beeri'm on the dr. pepper cans
lush
>>218514080i take it you're a beginner? zorin
>>218514059He's a fat parasite
>>218514062yes ive got a small peenor so i dont like getting it out amongst other menalso im not a queer
Listening to SOFT PLAY (formerly known as Slaves)
>>218514080MongOS
>>218514080Arch
>>218514008in english doc
>>218514080Brit
>>218514098idgi
>>218514080SteamOS
>>218514080Emacs
>>218514093noice
>>218513950you learn how to analyse programming concepts like algorithms and data structures mathematically but that's worthless knowledge for 99.99% of jobs and especially worthless for some idiot who's asking such a question in the first place
>>218514135Who this then?
>>218514108flaccid doesn't count and men don't look, you'll be fine
>>218514163How do you know though have you done it at uni? Maybe it’s taught different in Canada
Love not pissing for ages and feeling the bladder rub against the prostate and poo pipes
yes i went to oxford, i dont like to go on about it though x
Anybody else experiencing a block in their libidinal flows?
>>218514129so take analytics rightit's still possible to make innovations there, but not if you don't have the requisite analytics education in the first place, as well as aiyou can't just throw an ai model at the problem without any fundamental knowledge about it
>>218514163so they should study electrical engineering?
>>218514060I see a hit a nerve, you filthy mestizo
ordering from the paki fried chicken emporium x
Here is a fact:Brains keep developing until the age of 25.Until then, you are still a child.We don’t let children smoke. Or pilot an aircraft.So why would we let them use social media?
Odds open another canEvens shit shower and shave
>>218514207I love having a shit, but not letting it through my sphincter and kind of 'juggling' it about. I think it stimulates my prostate? Feels great anyway. Not in a sexual way.
I have a natural charm and charisma that lets me become friends with anyone.
I never understood people who believe the west could be saved because it's kind of like believing the Titanic could be saved
>>218514207never knew that about you oxfordlad
>>218514205freakish spacker
The Chinese cut a mountain in half for a road
>>218514242fuck i meant to reply to >>218514205
that bloke from black midi has done himsen in
>>218514247what happened in room 137 of the grand scarborough hotel
>>218514163100%, try competing with indians with "masters degrees" that were taught specifically to do employable, sloppy codemonkey shit
ancient greek is a lot harder than latin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-derived_neurotrophic_factor
>>218514269screma
>>218514247your only 'friend' in this thread was a retarded belgian homosexual who decided not to stick around for you
Honestly it's not just nihilism to believe that there is no future it's called having 2 eyes and a brain
>>218514247can i see your cock x
>>218514280Not allowed to say>>218514282I heard Latin is very regular compared to ancient Greek.
>>218514268source? whereabouts?
>>218514275greep topped himself?
>>218514242um ok
>>218514304yeah it isbut reading it is harder and so is pronouncing it
>>218514163is it true that uni CS often goes heavier on theory than many entry leve jobs need? Sure but calling it worthless is like saying learning anatomy is useless because most doctors don’t do surgery every day. You’re training fundamentals not memorising trivia also the “99.99% of jobs” line ignores that the jobs that do care about this stuff are usually the ones with higher impact, pay, and responsibility. Even in “boring” software roles, the difference between okay and very good engineers is usually this invisible knowledgeSo yeah u don’t know what you’re talking about be quiet sit down and shut up
did ebin run his vile gangly fingers over your back while he stuffed his penis up your bumhole?
>>218514282I’m a man of small Latin and less Greek but I always feel a bit pleased with myself when I read and translate a snippet of Greek by myself
>>218514327inshallah
I call japanese jinkies, and Koreans kinkies
>>218514268Yo that's hard
I don't want to be a coomer anymore
>>218514341>>>/r9k/
pop' a yung hymen
>>218514366>>>/lgbt/
>>218514268that's not a mountain though is itclearly just a karst tower
>>218514341
watching mad how men and thinking mad how mad how i'm literally don draper
>>218513853probably not, people were saying becoming a truck driver was pointless in 2016-18 because self driving vehicles would soon replace driversnothing came of it
>>218514223>be a retard>get called a retard>heh u mad?it's always the same
>>218514378Racism outside of /b/ :/
Big if true
>>218514363hate this picand i think the photographer killed himself shortly after taking it
I love how fucked we are
gina carla sex arse
>>218514343Trip on employed woman
>>218514363Get it together you utter foolHave a coffee + long walk immediately
New Ben affleck and Matt Damon movie on Netflix guys give it a watch it’s good!
Just gooned
>>218514411hs?
>>218514405
>>218514240Actually think I'll ignore that result and open another can anyway.
nick griffin spongebob squarepants
>>218514416Do you like the videos where she eats food?
the scrandemic
τὸν φρονεῖν βροτοὺς ὁδώ-σαντα, τὸν <πάθει μάθος>θέντα κυρίως ἔχειν.στάζει δ’ ἀνθ’ ὕπνου πρὸ καρδίαςμνησιπήμων πόνος· καὶ παρ’ ἄ-κοντας ἦλθε σωφρονεῖν.δαιμόνων δέ που χάρις βίαιοςσέλμα σεμνὸν ἡμένων
>>218514405Nige was already asked he said there are no plans to ban halal meat under reform lmao
Employed Woman has gone back to the tillsGood on her. Another day another pound as they say
my chest hurts a lotpresumably nothing to worry about
>>218514204yeswas a waste of time and money since everything relevant to programming professionally can be learned for free with a computer and an internet connectioneven the engineering/team aspect which you can participate in completely for free by contributing to open source softwareemployers don't give a fuck about CS degrees unless you have a phd and the work is very specialised>>218514218that is completely different
why is the bisexual gen a "jason of /cum/" editionwhat an enigmatic figure
>>218514442may I have a square meter of pizza?
>>218513890Fucking get in
>>218514442lovely bit of rat on the bottom right to change it up a bit
>>218514454Rupert Lowe is ten times the man Nige will ever be
>>218514452fuck that's hard
>ummahthey be making shite up now
>>218514461Aldi is closed m8
love all of you so much !
once farted so hard it ripped a hole in my arse
>>218512741Who is the OP girl?
>>218513890lol he's not returning your kisses
>>218514492Maybe he shouldn’t have threatened to shoot Zia yusuf and he’d still be in a political party and not an independent then
>>218514516y-you too
>>218514522michelle alter
>>218514442Fucking state of it
Spent about a week seething uncontrollably about a clerk at the local post office who was rude to me. But here's the rub. I went back in today, dealt with the same guy, he's decked out in hearing aids, he's clearly autistic, I'm the cunt.
>>218514548
In about 3 years my life is going to be so fucking amazing, just got to lock in and hustle hard for 3 years and I can live my dreams
>>218514522It's AI thirdie bait
>>218514548>decked out in hearing aidshas he got more than two like?
to be honest though if there was no muslims how could we eat kebabs and stuff
>>218513581God doesn't exist though
>>218514523No income based benefits for first generation migrants and their immediate descendants. They agreed to contribute to their new country, not take. Happy for them to get something for a couple of years if they’re temporarily unemployed or sick after a few years working and get a pension if they’ve paid in but you know most Pakistanis and Somalis would be gone in an instant
>>218514579rorke flummoxed
Downloading the new 4K remastered release of the classic Australian film ‘Wake in Fright’ (1971)
>>218513581thought church was on sunday
>>218514579maybe as a country you wouldn't be so fat
>>218514529Nah that was based of him
>>218514579Facts though because English people are too retarded to read a recipe
nobody uses bigen
really rather not say who that image is
farage as pm would be a laugh and own the libs but lets be honest its going to be tories 2.0
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>218514579I think meat on a spit was known to us before mass migration though
Just delivered another poo that's too big for the toilet to flush. A poo wall has been constructed in the toilet bowl
>>218514608France obese population 23%UK obese population 25%
Why is Diego going to church on Saturday only seventh day Adventists do that
>>218514614Looks like my job coach
>>218514633What the fuck are you eating?
Rorke spending hours trawling subreddits about queer people so he can take screenshots and post them here
I hope this mattress topper worksPleaseCan't afford another night of shit sleep
>>218514603great film that dont know why Australians are so good at making unsettling evil horrors could be because theyre all evil
>>218514610No it was stupid and shows he doesn’t have what it takes to be a successful politician.
>>218514590>mostbetter ideawe go by pic related and start revoking citizenship immediately unless they can prove majority british heritagewe get rid of shit like halal, kosher, circumcision etc. just to speed things upand all unauthorised vessels in the channel get obliterated
>>218514647Horsham job centre?
>>218514579It would lead to a British takeaway renaissance. Imagine the quality of takeaway food if it were made by British, Cornish, and Irish people.
>>218514681yh
>>218514635we got plenty of brits who retire here
>>218514603good film watched it a couple of weeks agoshould have just quite while he was ahead really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wTy_O0Kpl4
>>218514689>cornishnot a real distinct identity
>>218514689>british>cornishNigga whatSame thing
im going to the big sainsburys(that has no security!!) and getting like 200 worth of food(frozen) then if they ask for my id(for the lighters/ROCKSTAR) ill say its in my car(which is in LONDON) and leave so the indians waste like 2 hours putting the food away
>>218514696english*Please, be accurate
poo screaming
>>218514723>>218514723>>218514723
>>218514689Or if we switched out the muslims for Italian, French, and Japanese chefs. Maybe Thai and Korean as well.
>>218514658Mental how despite your shit sleep you still IQ mog me
>>218514590Take what? From whom?
